A Honeymooners Presidents Day:

(Ralph & Ed are at a President’s Day sale at Walmart.)

Ralph: “Look at these sale banners Norton.”

Ed: “You think President Biden is going to take advantage of this and shop today?”

Ralph: “Are you nuts Norton? He has his bodyguards do that.”

Ed: “This could be his last President’s Day.”

Ralph: “I hope so. I want to see someone else in office. He’s been doing a bad job.”

Ed: “Speaking of Presidents, I wonder why no one speaks of the lesser known Presidents like Ulysses Grant?”

Ralph: “Well, they weren’t as good I guess.”

Ed: “I guess that one of the reasons was that they didn’t take advantage of these sales.”

(Ralph rolls his eyes at Ed’s stupidity.)

Ralph: “Boy, would I love to live in the White House. Imagine having cooks and chefs cooking for you all the time. If I’m President, I can press a button and my secretary comes in with my mail. I can press a button and the secretary comes in with water. How about that?”

Ed: “Who wants the job? I’ll settle for those buttons.”

Ralph: “Yeah. Real big house.”

Ed: “You need a big house to accommodate your size.”

Ralph (yells): “OK NORTON! PUT ‘EM UP! LETS GO!”

(A big scene develops where people try to separate them.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)