I will be Rory!

Sean Snow as Paul
JT as Cate
Dr. Frasier Crane as Bridget
Heather Hartnett as Kerry
Shane West's Angel as Rory
callmetootie as the girls' boyfriends [Otis]
Original Prankster as the milkman

if you want to add anyone and be them you can! And if someone took the part you wanted I GUESS there can be two....three at the most.

I'll be Kerry!

Ok! We'll start when more people join.

ok

I wanna be Cate!!!

Originally posted by JT
I wanna be Cate!!!

Ok! :)

Can I be Paul?

I'll be sort of a recurring character...I'll play all of the boyfriends that Paul "talks to".

good idea!

Originally posted by Sean Snow
Can I be Paul?

Ok!

I'll be sort of a recurring character...I'll play all of the boyfriends that Paul "talks to".

Ok!

Cool, we can start then now! :)

K lets start now in the house.............

[Rory comes home from school]

Rory: Dad....i have a question......and its about....."that"!

Boyfriend [Otis]: [Rings the door bell].

Otis: [Starts kicking the door, because no one will answer].

Otis: Let me in!!!!!!!

[Otis throws a rock threw the window]

Otis: Now I'm in charge here!

Kerry runs downstairs and sees the rock on the floor with all broken glass)
Kerry: what the- (sees otis) hiiiii!!

Otis: Do u have any pepto bismol...I don't want to be farting during the movie.

[Paul enters carrying heavy book]

Paul: Here's the book. Now what do you have a-[sees Otis] Oh hello. Who are you?

Otis: Betty White.

Rory: I've never seen a dude named Betty before.......Kerry are you going out with this guy?

Otis: I'm not Betty White! C'mon...that's silly! My real name is Charlotte Rae.

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
Rory: I've never seen a dude named Betty before.......Kerry are you going out with this guy?

Paul: Kerr Bear, are you? Because I mean with a name like Betty or Charlotte . . .

Kerry: DAD! ok "betty", lets go. bye dad!(tries to get past paul)

Otis: OK...that's it! [Takes out explosives]. You are all hostages! I'am putting chains around the doors, and the explosives will go off in 45 minutes. I will of course leave town so I don't go to jail. Cya girls! [Chains doors, and ties the others to chairs].

Otis: I fooled you all into beliving that I was an old lady. But I'm not. If I was an old lady Paul...than you'd be John Ritter! Ha-ha-ha! Time to start the party!

Kerry: um, ok...whatever...I'll be upstairs. Let me know if the house blows up.

Otis: I don't think so! [Takes the TV set, and smashes it into her face, making her faint, but not die]. Take that!

Otis: I'm changing this around dudes! I'm not going to blow up the house. No, I'm actually going to blow up the house with me inside if you guys don't cooperate with me. Paul....get up, and tap dance, while singing "Luck Be A Lady"...and do it with the ropes on. Go!!!

Paul: Umm NO! Okay NO MICKEY MOUSE PANCAKES FOR YOU!

[Paul takes Otis by the collar and throws him outside the door and slams it]

Paul: Boy kids today! I mean you can TELL those explosives are fake! Ker Bear, how could you get involved with such a . . . a . . . IDIOT?

Kerry: well, we met online...in a chatroom, he's friends with jessie. Wait- why am I telling you?
(goes upstairs)

[Sets off one of the explosives, in the couch, injuring Paul's leg]

[Otis comes back in]

Otis: You did not obay me!

[Locks the door, and cuts the phone line]

Otis: One more crack from any of you...than I will set them all off!

[Hits Kerry with a lamp, and then chops her big toe off]

Otis: U get up once...and you will all die!

Originally posted by callmetootie
[Sets off one of the explosives, in the couch, injuring Paul's leg]

[Otis comes back in]

Otis: You did not obay me!

[Locks the door, and cuts the phone line]

Otis: One more crack from any of you...than I will set them all off!

Paul: Oh how nice. First you FAKE my injury with rubber snakes and then you put one of those fake toes on Kerry and take them off. I have had enough yuong man! I am calling your parents!

[Paul gets on his cellphone]

Paul: Hello? Can you tell me the number for a kid named Otis who looks like a creep? Oh, no? Okay well Kerry . . . isn't this the Henderson boy you mentioned? [to phone] Otis Henderson. [Waits] Oh, hello Mr. Henderson. I'm Kerry's fatehr . . . the girl Otis is dating.

[Sets off 2 more explosives, Paul's cell-phone dies, and both of Paul's legs are broken]

Otis: Paul...this is no joke. One more explosion could kill you.

Paul: Hello? Can you tell me the number for a kid named Otis who looks like a creep? Oh, no? Okay well Kerry . . . isn't this the Henderson boy you mentioned? [to phone] Otis Henderson. [Waits] Oh, hello Mr. Henderson. I'm Kerry's fatehr . . . the girl Otis is dating. [/B][/QUOTE]

Kerry: DAD! DONT DO THIS!!! I swear if you call his parents I will Scream!!!

Otis: Kerry...won't you just shutup???

[Hits Kerry with a baseball bat, and bites off her right ear]

Paul: HOW DARE YOU HIT MY KER BEAR?!?!?! *Paul slaps Otis, hits him over the head with a pot, takes him outside, puts him in a car, puts car on nuteral, car goes down the hill* Okay, anyone want some KER BEAR PANCAKES? :)

[Jumps out of the car before it hits the bottom]
[Sets off 2 more explosions, one in Kerry's room, and one in the refrigerator]
[Comes back into the house]

Otis: Paul....die!!!!

[Stabs Paul with a knife ten times, shoots him with a gun, and throws him out the window]

Otis: Hello kids.

[Police cars pull up]
[Otis sneaks outside, and puts explosives on the cars]

Otis: Kids...go to the kitchen.

[Cars explode, and the living room is torn apart]
[All the officers are dead]

Otis: Kids...stay in the kitchen.

[Ties them up to the chairs again]

Otis: If your father comes after me one more time...I will in fact set off a total of 12 explosions, killing you...and not me. I will escape. So you guys better hope that your father is already dead...

[Paul lays in bed. He wakes up]

Paul: OH GOSH! It was all a dream!

[Turns to Cate in bed]

Paul: It had to have been! I mean Cate was on a business trip in my dream.

[Kerry and Otis enter]

Paul: UM WHAT?!?!? WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?!?!?!?!

Otis: Why hello there...Kerry has told me so much about you. I'am currently going to dental school, and hope to raise a good clean family.

Kerry: ok, so you've met. Now we are leaving, we'll be home late so don't wait up. Bye (out of paul and cates room) wow you did so good! that part about dental school? pure genious!! Now lets go party!!!

[Whispers into Kerry's ear]

Otis: I hope he doesn't hear about that sex and stuff that we were planning later...and all of those drugs and drinks and stuff...right?

Paul: [off screen, in room] DID I HEAR THE S WORD?!

Kerry: what S word? Songs? oh yea? we're going to a concert!!! bye dad!

Otis: You told him...didn't you for piece of dirt.

[I take out a gun, and shoot Kerry to her death, while Paul hides]

Otis: You cannot run Paul.

[Cate comes upstairs]

Cate: What the hell is going on here?!?!?!!? Wait...aren't you.....*slaps Otis* OTIS HENDERSON!!!! I had to treat you for a concussion three weeks ago! Paul, what in the world is happening here?

Originally posted by JT
[Cate comes upstairs]

Cate: What the hell is going on here?!?!?!!? Wait...aren't you.....*slaps Otis* OTIS HENDERSON!!!! I had to treat you for a concussion three weeks ago! Paul, what in the world is happening here?

[Rory comes out]
[A mouse crawls out of his pocket and everyone looks at weird]

Rory: Uh....its for my science project! MOM!!!! That kid Otis is scaring me!!!!!!!! Why can't you tell Kerry and Bridget to date normal people?

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel


[Rory comes out]
[A mouse crawls out of his pocket and everyone looks at weird]

Rory: Uh....its for my science project! MOM!!!! That kid Otis is scaring me!!!!!!!! Why can't you tell Kerry and Bridget to date normal people?

Paul: Okay that is enough! What are you doing? You keep saying that you're killing Kerry and stuff! Get out! [turns to Kerry] Look Ker Bear, if you keep bringing boys like him around here then you can kiss your Mickey Mouse pancakes goodbye!

Rory: Mom!!! Dad!!! What did ya do? Otis hasn't said anything in sooooo long....so could this mean....Otis is dead? :) [sings to the tune of "The Witch is Dead" from the Wizard of Oz] Ding dong, Otis is dead! Which otis? This Otis! Ding dong Oooootis is deaaaaad!

Otis: You guys are all dead. I set the house onfire last night, and left before I got burned to death. You are all in heaven, and I'm currently screwing with Anna Nicole Smith on a beach in Idaho!!!

Originally posted by callmetootie
Otis: You guys are all dead. I set the house onfire last night, and left before I got burned to death. You are all in heaven, and I'm currently screwing with Anna Nicole Smith on a beach in Idaho!!!

Paul: *Stares*

[Sanitarium People Arrive and Take Otis Away. They strap him down so he can not move at all. They drive away and Otis lives forever in the sanitarium]

(I'm Bridget...wow I'd never thought I'd say this...midlife crisis?..JK)

Bridget: *runs downstairs* Oh yea I have to study for a big test so I'm...going to the library see you guys later.

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane
(I'm Bridget...wow I'd never thought I'd say this...midlife crisis?..JK)

Bridget: *runs downstairs* Oh yea I have to study for a big test so I'm...going to the library see you guys later.

Paul: Alright [Bridget starts to leave] Wait . . . .

Bridget: What....You actually don't think I'm going to the library?

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane
Bridget: What....You actually don't think I'm going to the library?

Paul: I do . . . I do . . . but did you remember to bring your library card?!

Originally posted by callmetootie
Otis: You guys are all dead. I set the house onfire last night, and left before I got burned to death. You are all in heaven, and I'm currently screwing with Anna Nicole Smith on a beach in Idaho!!!

OK, this is getting a little weird..........is this what the real show is like? No wonder you people love it so much, lol.

Anyway.............I'll be the milkman...............yea.

*Rings Doorbell* "Milkman! Anyone home?"

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Paul: I do . . . I do . . . but did you remember to bring your library card?!

Bridget: Yes I have it right here *waves it infront of him* Cya *runs out the door, and then mutters "what a loser" and gets into a car with her friends and they drive to the mall*

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Bridget: Yes I have it right here *waves it infront of him* Cya *runs out the door, and then mutters "what a loser" and gets into a car with her friends and they drive to the mall*

Paul: Bye Bridgie!

[goes to milkman]

Paul: Oh come on in Mort! I didn't realize we still had you for a milkman but oh well. [stares after Bridget as she an her friends drive off] Isn't she just great? She's going to the library to study with her friends . . . and her boyfriend . . . and her best friend [suddenly realizes where Bridget has gone]

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Paul: Bye Bridgie!

[goes to milkman]

Paul: Oh come on in Mort! I didn't realize we still had you for a milkman but oh well. [stares after Bridget as she an her friends drive off] Isn't she just great? She's going to the library to study with her friends . . . and her boyfriend . . . and her best friend [suddenly realizes where Bridget has gone]

Did you ever talk to her about honesty Paul? I think she's a little wilder than youre tastes can handle. You better go after her and stop her before she does something you'll regret. You know, the thing that comes in the mail and maeks you pay them? I think she stole your credit cards. You better check. I'll stay here and protect the milk.................if you want................

Originally posted by Original Prankster


Did you ever talk to her about honesty Paul? I think she's a little wilder than youre tastes can handle. You better go after her and stop her before she does something you'll regret. You know, the thing that comes in the mail and maeks you pay them? I think she stole your credit cards. You better check. I'll stay here and protect the milk.................if you want................

Paul: Oh boy you ARE a nosy one, aren't you? I guess I'll go after her but I bet I won't be able to stop her.

[Paul gets into car as "Born to be Wild" plays]

Rory: Bridget's not at the library she's probably going to Kyle's house so that they can........um....do their homework! See, unlike Kerry and Bridget I'm the good child! I don't date killers and i don't say things like "I'm going to the library!" And dad actually thinks Kerry and Otis went to "a concert"

[the sound of a snake is heard from Rory's bedroom]
Rory: I'm watching the discovery channel!!!!!

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
Rory: Bridget's not at the library she's probably going to Kyle's house so that they can........um....do their homework! See, unlike Kerry and Bridget I'm the good child! I don't date killers and i don't say things like "I'm going to the library!" And dad actually thinks Kerry and Otis went to "a concert"

[the sound of a snake is heard from Rory's bedroom]
Rory: I'm watching the discovery channel!!!!!

Paul: That's my boy! I mean I know Kerry watchs stuff like that, but Bridget hasn't watched the Discovery Channel since she was 10 when she called me and Cate losers *Sighs* Memories!

[Rory is on the internet, when suddenly an instant message pops up]

IM: Hey baby!!!!!!!!!!! What's up.......me checkin you out.......you checkin me out..............

Rory: What the.........[types] And you are?

IM: Charlie......we met in the "Singles" chatroom last night remember???? Hey are you still gonna come over tonight? And remember...tell your parents you're "sleeping over your best friend's house!"

Rory: [screams] DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
[Rory is on the internet, when suddenly an instant message pops up]

IM: Hey baby!!!!!!!!!!! What's up.......me checkin you out.......you checkin me out..............

Rory: What the.........[types] And you are?

IM: Charlie......we met in the "Singles" chatroom last night remember???? Hey are you still gonna come over tonight? And remember...tell your parents you're "sleeping over your best friend's house!"

Rory: [screams] DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!

[Paul comes over and reads the IM]

Paul: [to Rory] Let me handle this! [types] Hey Charl! Who's your favorite gurl? :kiss:

Kerry walks in
Kerry: DAD?! WHat are you doing? Who are you talking to???

Originally posted by Heather Hartnett
Kerry walks in
Kerry: DAD?! WHat are you doing? Who are you talking to???

Paul: To umm . . . Tommy! You know, Kyle's dad!

Kerry (looks at computer screen) oh....so Kyle's dads screen name is PhatGuyGangsta?

Rory: Don't play dumb!!! I know your plans for tonight to see Charlie!

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
Rory: Don't play dumb!!! I know your plans for tonight to see Charlie!

Paul: *stares at Kerry* BRIDGET! I am going to get her when she comes home *Stares at Kerry some more* You BETTER be telling the truth, because I don't want to say anything to Bridgie unless it's 100% true!

Kerry: of course you don't, because SHES your favorite!! I cant believe you dont trust me!!

Originally posted by Heather Hartnett
Kerry: of course you don't, because SHES your favorite!! I cant believe you dont trust me!!

Rory: Oh Kerry, sister Kerry, Bridgie isnt the favorite.....I AM!!!! [does an evil laugh] Right dad?

Bridget: *runs into the house crying* Its over my life is over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY ME???? *sobs*

Kerry: oh my god. here we go!!!

Paul: What's wrong Bridgie?

Rory: I bet she's sad cuz Strip Rags doesn't carry tube tops anymore!!!!!!!!!! [evil laugh] Or maybe........Kyle found another girl...again?

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
Rory: I bet she's sad cuz Strip Rags doesn't carry tube tops anymore!!!!!!!!!! [evil laugh] Or maybe........Kyle found another girl...again?

Paul: Now Rory . . . [Starts Laughing] That is just HILLARIOUS! [turns to Bridget] He didn't do that though, did he? If he did I'll KILL him!

Rory: Dad...why do you hate Kyle so much????

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
Rory: Dad...why do you hate Kyle so much????

[flashback]

[Paul is sitting on the couch with Tommy. A ten year old Kyle sits across from them]

Tommy: So, you been working out?
Paul: No.
Tommy: Why?
Kyle: BECAUSE HE'S FAT!

[flash back ends]

Paul: No. I haven o reason to hate him.

Kerry: ok everybody, sorry to end this happy little moments, but I have a da- a umm.. study group....see ya later!( tries to get out of the house)

Rory: Sure, sure...UR GOING TO SEE GEE!!!!

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
Rory: Sure, sure...UR GOING TO SEE GEE!!!!

kerry: WHAT!? no i'm not!!..now I'm gonna go! (tries to leave again)

Rory: DONT LIE!!! I know when you're lying and so does father dearest......but coughcoughcoughgeeissoooouglycoughcough!

Kerry: OH MY GOD! thatke that back! he is so not ugly!!! how would you like it if i went to the mall where he is waiting for me and told him that!? (realizes what she just said) uhhh.. ok i think i've said enough....bye! (again tries to get out the front door)

Rory: Father......what do YOU think of this Gee person???????

Rory: Kerry....im sorry:(:(:(:( I never meant to hurt you......I never meant to make you cry, but tonight.....I WANT A GIRLFRIEND!!!! Kerry i need your help!!! No girl has ever liked me before! And you have Gee, Bridget has Kyle...mom and dad have each other...who do i have? No one:(:(

Kerry: well twerp, maybe there's a reason for that...and would you stop quoting eminem songs!?

Originally posted by Heather Hartnett
Kerry: well twerp, maybe there's a reason for that...and would you stop quoting eminem songs!?

Rory: Whoa, what was wrong with me? To think....one of my sister's actually had a heart and would help me?????

Kerry: ...yeah...what were you thinking??

[ i want to be Gee for a little bit.........haha ]

[ Gee comes in ]

Gee: KERRY???? Where have you been? I've been waiting for you for over an hour!!!!!

Kerry: oh my god I am dooo sorry! it's just my family is so weird! Are you ready to go??

Originally posted by Heather Hartnett
Kerry: oh my god I am dooo sorry! it's just my family is so weird! Are you ready to go??

Gee: Yeah!!!! Lets go! [he grabs her hand, they almost walk out the door, when suddenly, Rory jumps down the stairs]

Rory: WHO you callin weird, weirdo??!?!?!?

Gee: And you are?

Rory: I'm her brother........sadly........hey since your going to the mall......can you guys give me a ride there??? I won't be any trouble in the car ;)

Gee: Uh....Kerry?????????

Kerry:(thinks about it) well rory...ummmmmmm lets see......uhhhhh.....NO! (laughs) lets go gee

Gee: [to Rory] Sorry kid!!!! Come on.....KER BEAR! I always wanted to call you that....nobody else calls you that right? [they go into Gee's car and drive away]

[ Rory chases the car and manages to jump onto the back of it, but Kerry and Gee don't see]

Rory: MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Paul: Aww they're so cute together! *Laughs*

Originally posted by Sean Snow
Paul: Aww they're so cute together! *Laughs*

[the car starts going faster and faster and Rory falls off]

Rory: OWWWW! Dad...........i dont think Bridgie and Ker bear like me very much!!!! I guess they just don't like guys who are related to them!

Bridget: Dad...I'm pregnant!!!!!!!!!!! :(

Rory: :rotflmao: HAHAHAHAHAHA ohhhhhh that's....awful......:rotflmao: I'm gonna get a nephew or niece!

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane
Bridget: Dad...I'm pregnant!!!!!!!!!!! :(

Paul: Bridget that's funny! *Laughs and stares* Wait . . . you're not joking! OMG!!!! BRIDGET!!!!! *Faints*

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Paul: Bridget that's funny! *Laughs and stares* Wait . . . you're not joking! OMG!!!! BRIDGET!!!!! *Faints*

Rory: I wonder who she did it with...?

POST 100!!!! LOL

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel


Rory: I wonder who she did it with...?

Paul: My boy, go out of the room for a minute. Bridget, who got you pregnent? Wait, nevermind. I'm just going to kill all your boyfriends to make sure this doesn't happen again! Wait . . . are you just kidding?

Rory: I don't think shes kidding! LOOK AT HER STOMACH! Its growing!!!! Or maybe she's just getting fat coughcoughcoughlikeherfathercoughcoughcough

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
Rory: I don't think shes kidding! LOOK AT HER STOMACH! Its growing!!!! Or maybe she's just getting fat coughcoughcoughlikeherfathercoughcoughcough

Paul: I heard you say like her mother between thoses coughs! That is NO way to talk about your mother! *To Bridget* Now sit down honey and tell me who did this to you so I can kill them.

Rory: I THINK ITS KYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dad you should call Tommy now and inform him!

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
Rory: I THINK ITS KYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dad you should call Tommy now and inform him!

Paul: Hmm could be. I remember Tommy telling me that *Whispers to Rory cause he thinks it's not appropriate for the girls* that he found condoms in Kyle's rooms and he even went into the details of how big they were.

Bridget: *cries* its true but I don't know who the father is *is lieing about the pregnant thing when she says this but no one can really tell*

Rory: Well is it KYLE?

Kerry walks in
Kerry: well I hope you're all happy! Gee thinks i have the LAMEST family ever!!!!! (sees bridgeet crying) WHAT NOW?

Rory: OUR...SISTER...IS...PREGNANT!!!!!!!!! Kinda scary isn't it?

Paul: Bridget! Oh my lawd Bridgie. My little girl . . .

[Paul faints]

Rory: Hey you and mom are the ones who taught us about *it* so its kinda your fault too!

Kerry: (looks at rory) you are sooo stupid! I can't believe that you all are taking her seriously! This is probably just some show to cover up for....stealing the car or something!

Paul: Bridgie wouldn't do that . . . [to Bridget] Now would YOU?!

Originally posted by Sean Snow
Paul: Bridgie wouldn't do that . . . [to Bridget] Now would YOU?!

I don't know how it happened it just did...I found out today *sobs* I'll never be able to be the same again now I'm a loser!

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


I don't know how it happened it just did...I found out today *sobs* I'll never be able to be the same again now I'm a loser!

Paul: You don't know how it happened? Didn't your mother have a talk with you about the birds and the bees and the flower and the trees and a wonderful thing called love?

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Paul: You don't know how it happened? Didn't your mother have a talk with you about the birds and the bees and the flower and the trees and a wonderful thing called love?

Bridget: Yes...I'm feeling really sad right now..do you think I could be able to go to the mall and maybe you could loan me some money so I could buy some special things?

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Bridget: Yes...I'm feeling really sad right now..do you think I could be able to go to the mall and maybe you could loan me some money so I could buy some special things?

*BUMP*
Rory: What kind of things? :grineyes:

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane

Bridget: Yes...I'm feeling really sad right now..do you think I could be able to go to the mall and maybe you could loan me some money so I could buy some special things?

Paul: Welll...alright! *Gives money to Bridget* Now you spend this money carefully! Oh by the way, Pampers is the best brand.

Rory: What kind of things?

Paul: Rory there are some things you shouldn't joke about!

Rory: Ohhh...Bridget's buying....diapers?!? Sorry...I thought she meant something else....*giggles*

Paul: Rory, get back in here!
Rory: Oops, did I say that?

Paul: Yeah, you did!
Kerry: You dirtbag (Rory)! Don't tell Mom or anyone else or else I'll take away your Playboy magazines!
Rory: I won't do a thing! *Turns away and says, "Yeah right!"*