View Full Version : The Ralph Malph Joke Game!


Stormtracker TF
09-17-2002, 07:10 PM
Here It Is! What You've ALL Been Waiting For! So Here's How It Goes, Someone Posts A joke And Someone Else Has to Guess What Episode He Said It In. Who Want's To Go First?

*Melissa*
09-17-2002, 07:51 PM
"How do you make an Egg Fu Young? You take a young egg and Fu it."

Stormtracker TF
09-17-2002, 08:19 PM
Episode 136 Marion: Fairy Godmother (AKA Ralph And Leather's Date)

Cactus Jack
09-17-2002, 09:40 PM
"A bunny? I thought she was a shaply Q-Tip"

Stormtracker TF
09-17-2002, 09:49 PM
Episode 104

Cactus Jack
09-17-2002, 10:21 PM
CORRECTAMUNDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's mine


"Who died and left her boss?"

Stormtracker TF
09-17-2002, 10:24 PM
Episode 93

Cactus Jack
09-17-2002, 10:32 PM
No that was episode 40, Ralph wasnt in 93 that was the MY Cousin the Cheat ep.


But here's another



"A Hollywood talent scout? Here in Milwaukee? Yeah, right and I'm Pinnochio"

Stormtracker TF
09-17-2002, 10:35 PM
Episode 89

Cactus Jack
09-17-2002, 10:38 PM
CORRECTAMUNDO!!!!!!!!!!

"Yeah, great place to take a termite for dinner"

AtlantaBravesFan29
09-18-2002, 11:39 AM
Episode 100

wayne
09-18-2002, 02:56 PM
Here's one "getting in is easy, getting out is the hard part! I still got it!" Fun episode.

wayne
09-20-2002, 03:34 AM
Well it's time for a hint...Ralph is talking about a coffin (dead giveaway, get it?)

Stormtracker TF
09-20-2002, 12:16 PM
"getting in is easy, getting out is the hard part! I still got it!"
Episode #137

"Yeah, great place to take a termite for dinner"
Episode #114

britt britt
09-20-2002, 02:51 PM
Originally posted by Istillgotit
"A bunny? I thought she was a shaply Q-Tip"

I saw that episode yesterday lol

wayne
09-20-2002, 06:06 PM
Here's one that was used in 2 episodes, name them (from now on let's use the name of the show as well as the number, okay?)

Ralph: I played cards with some african natives.

Dad: Zulus?

Ralph: no, I won! I still got it.

Cactus Jack
09-20-2002, 06:19 PM
Episode 87

FonzFan
09-20-2002, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by wayne
Here's one that was used in 2 episodes, name them (from now on let's use the name of the show as well as the number, okay?)

Ralph: I played cards with some african natives.

Dad: Zulus?

Ralph: no, I won! I still got it.

that was in Welcome Home Part 1 or 2 (#237 and #238) & The Last of The Big Time Malphs (#87)

~*~FonzFan~*~

Cactus Jack
09-20-2002, 06:23 PM
Next joke:

"Got one for me?, I fly far"

FonzFan
09-20-2002, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by Istillgotit
Next joke:

"Got one for me?, I fly far"

that is Bye Bye Blackball (#?)

~*~FonzFan~*~

Cactus Jack
09-20-2002, 06:39 PM
Episode 99 it was, hey FonzFan, so before you came back, why hadnt you posted in so long


Anwyays back to Ralph

"I love the ballet, I ache for the ballet, sometimes I can get ballet aches"

FonzFan
09-20-2002, 07:01 PM
Originally posted by Istillgotit
Episode 99 it was, hey FonzFan, so before you came back, why hadnt you posted in so long


Anwyays back to Ralph

"I love the ballet, I ache for the ballet, sometimes I can get ballet aches"

Well, between Tennis and school (in 11th grade) I haven't had much time to come online. Tennis has been great, tomorrow I play for the championship in conference, I can't wait!!!!!

Oh and it's #112- Do You Want to Dance

~*~FonzFan~*~

Cactus Jack
09-20-2002, 07:03 PM
Oooooooooooooh I see now

correctamundo


Next one :

"Sit on it, Rebecca, I still got it "

Stormtracker TF
09-20-2002, 07:08 PM
The Time Capsule

Cactus Jack
09-20-2002, 07:26 PM
Yep

The next one is that one form ep. 113, but I dont know what he says, but its in the scene where Ralph and Potsie come in and quit their jobs, when they decide to be lifeguards after Potsie says "Ill work in the kiddie pool", thne what does Ralph say?

FonzFan
09-20-2002, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by Istillgotit
Yep

The next one is that one form ep. 113, but I dont know what he says, but its in the scene where Ralph and Potsie come in and quit their jobs, when they decide to be lifeguards after Potsie says "Ill work in the kiddie pool", thne what does Ralph say?

Ralph: I'll work the deep end and give the girls malph to mouth resetitation. (Ralph laughs)

~*~FonzFan~*~

Cactus Jack
09-20-2002, 10:31 PM
lol fuuuuuuuunny i knew he said malph something, but i think its really mouth to mouth resetitation

Cactus Jack
09-20-2002, 10:33 PM
What is resetitation

Stormtracker TF
09-26-2002, 11:27 PM
What Episode Was This Said In

You May Have A Nail In Your Heel, But You've Got Alot Of Sole, I Still Got It! I Still Got It! Even In Retirement I Still Got It!

Cactus Jack
09-26-2002, 11:47 PM
Episode 136, I lvoe that episode sooooooooooooooooooooo much

Stormtracker TF
09-26-2002, 11:58 PM
Me Too! :loveya: :eyes: :love: :heart: :loveya: :eyes: :love: :heart: :loveya: :eyes: :love: :heart: :loveya: :eyes: :love:

Cactus Jack
09-27-2002, 12:14 AM
Yeah me too

happydaysgirl
10-03-2002, 05:03 PM
Why did the dog cross the road?