Frank Gannucci
12-28-2023, 07:08 AM
A Honeymooners New Year’s Eve:
(The Kramdens and Nortons are walking into Times Square on New Year’s Eve.)
Ed: “Wow! We are watching the ball drop right above where I work.”
Ralph: “Who would’ve thought that we would do this? I got the food and beer right here in my cooler that we smuggled in. Alice told me that I am nuts for doing this.”
Alice: “I still do Ralph. I just didn’t feel like arguing with you. But, if you go to jail…oooooh boy!”
Ralph: “Alice, I am NOT going to get in trouble. I know how to handle my beer.”
Alice: “You do? I suppose you were sober when you marched into our apartment, flung the window open and yelled at Mrs. Gallagher to get her cat out of our apartment. The only thing is that it wasn’t her cat. You had your raccoon hat on backwards.”
(Ed laughs.)
Ralph (yells): “SHUT UP!”
(It’s now 11:59p. After consuming many beers, Ralph is one beer away from being drunk. He has also had arguments with many strangers around him.)
Alice: “Ralph, I hope that you are happy. You have drawn attention to yourself majorly.”
Ralph: “Don’t worry. I won’t get drunk.”
Ed: “The countdown is starting.”
All (yell): “10…9…8…7…6…”
Ed (yells into bullhorn): “THE CHAMPAGNE IS NOT KORBEL.”
(Ralph laughs.)
All (yell): “…1…”
(To be continued.)
(The Kramdens and Nortons are walking into Times Square on New Year’s Eve.)
Ed: “Wow! We are watching the ball drop right above where I work.”
Ralph: “Who would’ve thought that we would do this? I got the food and beer right here in my cooler that we smuggled in. Alice told me that I am nuts for doing this.”
Alice: “I still do Ralph. I just didn’t feel like arguing with you. But, if you go to jail…oooooh boy!”
Ralph: “Alice, I am NOT going to get in trouble. I know how to handle my beer.”
Alice: “You do? I suppose you were sober when you marched into our apartment, flung the window open and yelled at Mrs. Gallagher to get her cat out of our apartment. The only thing is that it wasn’t her cat. You had your raccoon hat on backwards.”
(Ed laughs.)
Ralph (yells): “SHUT UP!”
(It’s now 11:59p. After consuming many beers, Ralph is one beer away from being drunk. He has also had arguments with many strangers around him.)
Alice: “Ralph, I hope that you are happy. You have drawn attention to yourself majorly.”
Ralph: “Don’t worry. I won’t get drunk.”
Ed: “The countdown is starting.”
All (yell): “10…9…8…7…6…”
Ed (yells into bullhorn): “THE CHAMPAGNE IS NOT KORBEL.”
(Ralph laughs.)
All (yell): “…1…”
(To be continued.)