View Full Version : Wrong answer game for Roseanne


Will and Grace Fanatic
09-16-2002, 02:29 PM
I saw this game on a Will and Grace board not here though.

Here's how you play you answer question about the sitcom Roseanne but with a wrong answer. It's suppose to make it funny. Then you think of a question about the sitcom Roseanne and the next person answers with a wrong answer and comes up with their own question.

I'll show you an example

In the pilot episode why is Roseanne called to Darlene's school?

Darlene eats hair.

Obiously mine wasn't funny. But try to make it funny.

Now let's reallly start, I ask the first question.

Who did Roseanne kiss at the gay bar?

Now the next person must answer this question with a wrong answer and think of another question for someone to answer.

iloveTV
09-18-2002, 03:29 PM
She kissed...Kerrie Shrug (You know, the Olympian)

Who does Roseanne name her newest baby after?

FourAces
09-18-2002, 08:22 PM
Roseanne name her baby after the dead hamster found in the garbage pail when darlene and roseanne were cleaning out the girls' room.....


What reason did Arnie give for leaving Nancy(on the spelling bee episode)?

tony_the_tiger324
09-18-2002, 10:12 PM
he tells nancy hes breaking up with her because he found out that she had a sex change and used to be a man.

who died at their kitchen table?

FourAces
09-19-2002, 12:12 AM
Nana Mary's mother died at the kitchen table, who as it turns out was younger than Roseanne!


What is the name of the diner in the mall where Rosie worked?

flagler
09-20-2002, 03:10 AM
The name was 'The I'm on a break Diner' at least I assume so since that is all Roseanne would say when she was there.

What did Dan do to David when he found out he was living with Darlene in Chicago

FourAces
09-20-2002, 12:41 PM
When Dan found out about David living in Chicago he booked himself a room next to his mother in the mental ward in California for the wekend


In the very first episode Life and Stuff, what's the reason Roseanne has to go see Darlene's teacher at school?

Will and Grace Fanatic
09-21-2002, 01:00 AM
Darlene's teacher is a mental patient who wants to seek revenge on Darlene with Roseanne's help.

Who was the original actor who played DJ in the pilot episode?

FourAces
09-21-2002, 03:21 AM
The original actor who played D.J. was Verne Troyer aka Mini Me....he was promptly let go after reminding Roseanne all day that he was exactly 1/8 th her size...


What was the name of the factory where Rosie,Jackie,Crystal,Chuck,Booker and Vonda worked at?

Will and Grace Fanatic
09-22-2002, 06:26 PM
The Sex Factory, where they make sex toys.

Where did Roseanne and Dan find the pot they smoked in one of the episodes

FourAces
09-22-2002, 07:07 PM
Rosebud and Dan found the pot stashed away in David's hair


What was the address/town where the Conners lived?

Will and Grace Fanatic
09-22-2002, 09:12 PM
White Trash Street in pleasantville

FourAces
09-27-2002, 12:20 PM
What was the name of Dan and Roseanne's motorcycle friend who swooped into town and tried to start the bike shop with them?

Will and Grace Fanatic
09-27-2002, 03:18 PM
Oh, sorry. I forgot so ask a question.


Gilligan

Who did Arnie marry?

Will and Grace Fanatic
10-02-2002, 10:14 PM
Since no one has answered I'll respond to my own.

His alien girlfriend

What is DJ's girlfriend's name in the last season?

iloveTV
10-02-2002, 10:31 PM
Topanga (lol)

Who is the Darlene's first kiss?

Will and Grace Fanatic
10-05-2002, 03:16 PM
Lonny, Crystal's son.

Why did Dan beat up Fisher?

Brian Damage
10-05-2002, 03:45 PM
Because his name was Fisher!

How did the Conners get rich?

Will and Grace Fanatic
10-08-2002, 03:06 AM
They bought a new toilet that exploded and they sued the manufactuer and the store who sold them the toilet.

Why did Mark and Becky elope?

Will and Grace Fanatic
08-06-2003, 12:03 AM
no one ever answered so I'll answer for myself.

They were bored.

Where did Roseanne and Dan meet?

dl72190
08-06-2003, 02:58 PM
Dan and Roseanne met at the Buy N' Bag at the magizine section where Dan was buying a playboy and Roseanne was buying a self magizine.

What was the naem of the woman who owned the bookstore where Darlene hung out.

stephy
12-01-2003, 06:15 PM
Ellen,
Why was D.J spending so much time behind locked doors?

BlackKitty87
12-01-2003, 08:06 PM
Originally posted by stephy
Ellen,
Why was D.J spending so much time behind locked doors? He was making a plan to wipe his family off the face of the Earth.

Why did Darlene hate meat?

Brent88
12-01-2003, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by Will and Grace Fanatic
Lonny, Crystal's son.

Why did Dan beat up Fisher?

Because Roseanne told him to get revenge because Fisher was taking up too much of Jackie's time and Roseanne was jealous.

HuntingtonM15
12-01-2003, 09:04 PM
Originally posted by Brent88
Because Fisher beat Jackie. Ironic because in real-life Matt Roth who played Fisher and Laurie Metcalf were boyfriend/girlfriend and when she is pregnant in Season 6, he was the father.

??? That's not the point of the game.

Brent88
12-01-2003, 09:32 PM
Post has been edited with an incorrect answer.:lol: