I'm watching the Frog Jumoing Contest episode and see the local doctor shooting up Dennis' frog with vitamin b12. Sam the frog jumps over 11 feet! What would have happened to Sam today?

B12 abuse. Sgt. Mooney's frog would be declared the winner of the contest.

Wilson and the doctor would serve time and Dennis would get juvenile probation. There would be some head-scratching on whether Sam needs some kind of rehab, and how that would be accomplished. Also, some discussion about whether to hold the B12 mfr. responsible.