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09-14-2002, 04:47 PM
This is a FanFic about June's past. Could her life have been much more exciting and interesting than she has told us???
The Secret of June’s Past
SCENE 1: KITCHEN. Ward is sitting at the table, June has just finished cooking breakfast.
JUNE: Ward, would you call the boys? Breakfast is ready.
WARD: Sure, dear. (Walks over to the stove and admires the feast June has just prepared) My, my. You certainly went all out with breakfast this morning!
JUNE: Well, I just thought I would give the boys a big breakfast so they would do a good job cleaning the garage. You know, to keep their energy up.
WARD: Oh, yes. They do seem to get “so exhausted” from cleaning the garage. You know, it’s amazing how “tired” the boys get from doing their chores, but they can spend an entire day playing football at Metzger’s Field and come home completely energized. I remember when I was about Wally’s age I used to-
JUNE: (Interrupting) Ward?
WARD: Yes?
JUNE: Breakfast is getting cold.
WARD: Oh, right dear.
(Ward walks toward the kitchen door, but hurries out of the way when he hears the boys charging down the stairs)
WALLY AND BEAVER: (Burst through the door)
JUNE: Well, your father was just getting ready to call you!
BEAVER: No need to holler for us mom, we can smell bacon and waffles cooking from a mile away!
JUNE: (laughing) Well, go sit down and pour yourself some milk.
BEAVER: OK, mom.
(Wally and Beaver sit down at the table with Ward while June begins putting food on the plates.)
WARD: Well! Good morning, fellows!
WALLY: Oh, hi dad.
WARD: Well, boys your mother and I-
(June walks over to the table and serves Ward and Beaver their breakfast)
JUNE: (interrupting Ward) Excuse me dear, but Wally, how much bacon would you like?
WALLY: Oh, just start me out with just 5 or 6 hunks.
WARD: Um, Wally, perhaps you should start with just 2 or 3 “hunks.”
WALLY: (says while laughing) Oh, sure dad!
(June comes and joins the men at the table and hands Wally his plate)
WALLY: Thanks mom.
JUNE: (smiles)
WARD: OK, well, as I was saying. Your mother and I have to go down to the market this morning. We will probably be gone a few hours.
WALLY: Oh, that’s great dad. I was gonna go over to Eddie’s house and listen to some records with the guys and junk.
BEAVER: Yeah, and I was gonna go to the movies with Larry. There’s a new one showing this week. It’s supposed to have lots of good killin’!
WARD: Well boys, I hate to disappoint you, but it seems you have forgotten your previous engagement.
BEAVER: Huh?
JUNE: That’s right boys. Last week you promised your father to clean out the garage today.
WALLY: (disappointed) Oh, yeah. I guess we did.
WARD: So, I suggest you call Eddie and Larry after you finish breakfast and tell them you can’t make it this week.
WALLY: Ok, dad. I’ve heard all of Eddie’s crummy records anyway. The only reason I was going was because Mary Ellen was going to- I mean, well, some girls might happen to be there.
(Ward and June look at each other and smile)
BEAVER: I can always see the movie when it comes out on television, I guess.
WARD: There! That’s the attitude I like to hear!
JUNE: Yes, boys. Thank you for being so cooperative.
WALLY: Ah, heck mom. You and dad feed us and everything, so I guess the least we could do was to clean up your junk once in a while.
WARD: (laughing) Well boys, you better finish up if you want to get an early start on that garage!
WALLY AND BEAVER: Yes sir.
SCENE 2: GARAGE. Wally and Beaver have just gotten started when Ward and June walk in.
WARD: Well boys, we’re leaving now. We should be back in a few hours.
WALLY: Ok, dad.
BEAVER: Yeah, ok dad!
JUNE: You two boys behave yourselves while your father and I are gone.
WALLY: Gee mom! What kind of trouble can a guy get into just cleaning a bunch of junk out of a garage?
(Ward and June smile at each other and roll their eyes)
WARD: Uh, never mind Wally. You boys just see that you do a good job, huh?
WALLY AND BEAVER: Yeah, sure dad. We will.
(Ward and June put their arms around each other’s shoulders and walk out.)
(Wally and Beaver look around the garage, kind of in awe.)
BEAVER: Boy, Wally. This place sure is a mess. What do you think we oughta do first?
WALLY: (Looks around and thinks a minute) Well, I guess we can start with the shelves over there against the wall.
BEAVER: Yeah, that’s as good a place as any, I guess.
(The boys walk over to the shelves and begin taking things off of them.)
BEAVER: Look Wally! (picks up an old telephone) What’s this? (Beaver asks, putting the earpiece to his mouth)
WALLY: That’s a telephone you goon. (takes the phone from Beaver) You do it like this. (Demonstrates the correct way to hold the phone.)
BEAVER: Oh, that’s pretty neat. I’ve never seen one like it!
WALLY: That’s probably because it’s old. This probably belonged to dad before he and mom got married or something.
BEAVER: Gee, whiz! You mean they had phones back then?
WALLY: Sure they did!
BEAVER: (looking back at the shelf) Hey Wally, what’s that big paper hanging off the top shelf?
WALLY: I dunno. Looks like that’s all that’s up there, though. (jumps up and grabs the paper down, pulling an old small wooden box down with it. The box hits the floor and opens, spilling papers all over the floor.)
BEAVER: Oh, it’s just an old house plan, but what’s in that old box?
WALLY: I dunno. It looks like just a bunch of old papers and junk.
BEAVER: (gets down on the floor to pick the papers up) Yeah. Hey Wally, look. The lid says “June” on it.
WALLY: Yeah, this must be a box full of her old junk.
BEAVER: (sees an interesting looking paper and picks it up) Hey look at this Wally! It’s a letter to mom from dad! (Begins reading slowly in his nine year old style) “Dearest- June, I miss you- terribly. The- distance- between us-is almost -too much to bear-”(laughing) Hey Wally, this is pretty funny!
(Wally interrupts)
WALLY: Hey, Beav, I don’t think we should read the rest of that. I mean, it’s personal stuff between mom and dad.
BEAVER: Yeah, I guess you’re right. It’s probably just a bunch of old mushy talk anyway.
WALLY: Yeah.
BEAVER: Hey Wally, look! Here’s another one. It’s not from dad though. Hey it isn’t even written to mom. It was written to some other lady.
WALLY: Let me see that. (takes the letter from beaver and begins reading) “Dear Miss Bronson”
BEAVER: Wally, who’s Miss Bronson?
WALLY: That’s mom, before she got married and junk.
BEAVER: Oh! (he says this as if he’s just figured something out) So that’s why whenever Aunt Martha comes to see us she gets so happy and says (in a high pitched girly voice) “My, my, my, Wallace, you are looking more and more like a Bronson every day!”
WALLY: (laughing) Yeah!
BEAVER: Keep reading Wally!
WALLY: Ok, Ok. Dear Miss Bronson…(Wally begins reading to himself)
BEAVER: Hey Wally! Read it where I can hear!
WALLY: Hold on a sec!
BEAVER: (getting impatient) C’mon Wally! Tell me what it says!
WALLY: Alright, Alright. It’s a letter from some guy named Fred Cartwright asking mom to be in a play in NEW YORK!
BEAVER: NEW YORK?
WALLY: Yeah, see? (shows the letter to beaver)
BEAVER: Boy!!
WALLY: You can say that again!
BEAVER: Hey, Wally, let’s see if we can find some more stuff! (begins looking through the other things in the box) Gee Whiz, Wally! Look at this! (hands a picture to Wally)
Is that mom!?!
WALLY: Sure is! Boy! She looks ritzy!
BEAVER: Yeah, Look at that fancy dress! But, Wally, how come mom’s all dressed up like that and those other ladies are dressed normal?
WALLY: It’s a costume Beav.
BEAVER: A costume for a play?
WALLY: Well, probably.
BEAVER: Hey Wally, you don’t think mom really WAS in a play in New York do ya?
WALLY: It sure looks like it! And look here! (picks up something) It’s an old play program!
BEAVER: Gee! (takes the program from Wally) This is neat! (reads the cover) The-Enchanted-Affair by-George-Williamson.” (opens the program) Look, Wally, mom’s Name! “The part-of Anne-played by Miss-June Evelyn Bronson!”
WALLY: Boy, Beav! That’s somethin’!
BEAVER: Yeah!
WALLY: Hey, beav. Put all of that stuff back in the box and set it over there by the door. We need to finish up now or we’ll get in trouble. We can take the box up to our room and look at it some more when we’re done.
BEAVER: OK, Wally. (thinks a minute) You know Wally, we have a famous mom living right here in our house and we didn’t even know it!
(This would be where the show played some kind of ending music and went to a commercial)
Part 2 coming later!
The Secret of June’s Past
SCENE 1: KITCHEN. Ward is sitting at the table, June has just finished cooking breakfast.
JUNE: Ward, would you call the boys? Breakfast is ready.
WARD: Sure, dear. (Walks over to the stove and admires the feast June has just prepared) My, my. You certainly went all out with breakfast this morning!
JUNE: Well, I just thought I would give the boys a big breakfast so they would do a good job cleaning the garage. You know, to keep their energy up.
WARD: Oh, yes. They do seem to get “so exhausted” from cleaning the garage. You know, it’s amazing how “tired” the boys get from doing their chores, but they can spend an entire day playing football at Metzger’s Field and come home completely energized. I remember when I was about Wally’s age I used to-
JUNE: (Interrupting) Ward?
WARD: Yes?
JUNE: Breakfast is getting cold.
WARD: Oh, right dear.
(Ward walks toward the kitchen door, but hurries out of the way when he hears the boys charging down the stairs)
WALLY AND BEAVER: (Burst through the door)
JUNE: Well, your father was just getting ready to call you!
BEAVER: No need to holler for us mom, we can smell bacon and waffles cooking from a mile away!
JUNE: (laughing) Well, go sit down and pour yourself some milk.
BEAVER: OK, mom.
(Wally and Beaver sit down at the table with Ward while June begins putting food on the plates.)
WARD: Well! Good morning, fellows!
WALLY: Oh, hi dad.
WARD: Well, boys your mother and I-
(June walks over to the table and serves Ward and Beaver their breakfast)
JUNE: (interrupting Ward) Excuse me dear, but Wally, how much bacon would you like?
WALLY: Oh, just start me out with just 5 or 6 hunks.
WARD: Um, Wally, perhaps you should start with just 2 or 3 “hunks.”
WALLY: (says while laughing) Oh, sure dad!
(June comes and joins the men at the table and hands Wally his plate)
WALLY: Thanks mom.
JUNE: (smiles)
WARD: OK, well, as I was saying. Your mother and I have to go down to the market this morning. We will probably be gone a few hours.
WALLY: Oh, that’s great dad. I was gonna go over to Eddie’s house and listen to some records with the guys and junk.
BEAVER: Yeah, and I was gonna go to the movies with Larry. There’s a new one showing this week. It’s supposed to have lots of good killin’!
WARD: Well boys, I hate to disappoint you, but it seems you have forgotten your previous engagement.
BEAVER: Huh?
JUNE: That’s right boys. Last week you promised your father to clean out the garage today.
WALLY: (disappointed) Oh, yeah. I guess we did.
WARD: So, I suggest you call Eddie and Larry after you finish breakfast and tell them you can’t make it this week.
WALLY: Ok, dad. I’ve heard all of Eddie’s crummy records anyway. The only reason I was going was because Mary Ellen was going to- I mean, well, some girls might happen to be there.
(Ward and June look at each other and smile)
BEAVER: I can always see the movie when it comes out on television, I guess.
WARD: There! That’s the attitude I like to hear!
JUNE: Yes, boys. Thank you for being so cooperative.
WALLY: Ah, heck mom. You and dad feed us and everything, so I guess the least we could do was to clean up your junk once in a while.
WARD: (laughing) Well boys, you better finish up if you want to get an early start on that garage!
WALLY AND BEAVER: Yes sir.
SCENE 2: GARAGE. Wally and Beaver have just gotten started when Ward and June walk in.
WARD: Well boys, we’re leaving now. We should be back in a few hours.
WALLY: Ok, dad.
BEAVER: Yeah, ok dad!
JUNE: You two boys behave yourselves while your father and I are gone.
WALLY: Gee mom! What kind of trouble can a guy get into just cleaning a bunch of junk out of a garage?
(Ward and June smile at each other and roll their eyes)
WARD: Uh, never mind Wally. You boys just see that you do a good job, huh?
WALLY AND BEAVER: Yeah, sure dad. We will.
(Ward and June put their arms around each other’s shoulders and walk out.)
(Wally and Beaver look around the garage, kind of in awe.)
BEAVER: Boy, Wally. This place sure is a mess. What do you think we oughta do first?
WALLY: (Looks around and thinks a minute) Well, I guess we can start with the shelves over there against the wall.
BEAVER: Yeah, that’s as good a place as any, I guess.
(The boys walk over to the shelves and begin taking things off of them.)
BEAVER: Look Wally! (picks up an old telephone) What’s this? (Beaver asks, putting the earpiece to his mouth)
WALLY: That’s a telephone you goon. (takes the phone from Beaver) You do it like this. (Demonstrates the correct way to hold the phone.)
BEAVER: Oh, that’s pretty neat. I’ve never seen one like it!
WALLY: That’s probably because it’s old. This probably belonged to dad before he and mom got married or something.
BEAVER: Gee, whiz! You mean they had phones back then?
WALLY: Sure they did!
BEAVER: (looking back at the shelf) Hey Wally, what’s that big paper hanging off the top shelf?
WALLY: I dunno. Looks like that’s all that’s up there, though. (jumps up and grabs the paper down, pulling an old small wooden box down with it. The box hits the floor and opens, spilling papers all over the floor.)
BEAVER: Oh, it’s just an old house plan, but what’s in that old box?
WALLY: I dunno. It looks like just a bunch of old papers and junk.
BEAVER: (gets down on the floor to pick the papers up) Yeah. Hey Wally, look. The lid says “June” on it.
WALLY: Yeah, this must be a box full of her old junk.
BEAVER: (sees an interesting looking paper and picks it up) Hey look at this Wally! It’s a letter to mom from dad! (Begins reading slowly in his nine year old style) “Dearest- June, I miss you- terribly. The- distance- between us-is almost -too much to bear-”(laughing) Hey Wally, this is pretty funny!
(Wally interrupts)
WALLY: Hey, Beav, I don’t think we should read the rest of that. I mean, it’s personal stuff between mom and dad.
BEAVER: Yeah, I guess you’re right. It’s probably just a bunch of old mushy talk anyway.
WALLY: Yeah.
BEAVER: Hey Wally, look! Here’s another one. It’s not from dad though. Hey it isn’t even written to mom. It was written to some other lady.
WALLY: Let me see that. (takes the letter from beaver and begins reading) “Dear Miss Bronson”
BEAVER: Wally, who’s Miss Bronson?
WALLY: That’s mom, before she got married and junk.
BEAVER: Oh! (he says this as if he’s just figured something out) So that’s why whenever Aunt Martha comes to see us she gets so happy and says (in a high pitched girly voice) “My, my, my, Wallace, you are looking more and more like a Bronson every day!”
WALLY: (laughing) Yeah!
BEAVER: Keep reading Wally!
WALLY: Ok, Ok. Dear Miss Bronson…(Wally begins reading to himself)
BEAVER: Hey Wally! Read it where I can hear!
WALLY: Hold on a sec!
BEAVER: (getting impatient) C’mon Wally! Tell me what it says!
WALLY: Alright, Alright. It’s a letter from some guy named Fred Cartwright asking mom to be in a play in NEW YORK!
BEAVER: NEW YORK?
WALLY: Yeah, see? (shows the letter to beaver)
BEAVER: Boy!!
WALLY: You can say that again!
BEAVER: Hey, Wally, let’s see if we can find some more stuff! (begins looking through the other things in the box) Gee Whiz, Wally! Look at this! (hands a picture to Wally)
Is that mom!?!
WALLY: Sure is! Boy! She looks ritzy!
BEAVER: Yeah, Look at that fancy dress! But, Wally, how come mom’s all dressed up like that and those other ladies are dressed normal?
WALLY: It’s a costume Beav.
BEAVER: A costume for a play?
WALLY: Well, probably.
BEAVER: Hey Wally, you don’t think mom really WAS in a play in New York do ya?
WALLY: It sure looks like it! And look here! (picks up something) It’s an old play program!
BEAVER: Gee! (takes the program from Wally) This is neat! (reads the cover) The-Enchanted-Affair by-George-Williamson.” (opens the program) Look, Wally, mom’s Name! “The part-of Anne-played by Miss-June Evelyn Bronson!”
WALLY: Boy, Beav! That’s somethin’!
BEAVER: Yeah!
WALLY: Hey, beav. Put all of that stuff back in the box and set it over there by the door. We need to finish up now or we’ll get in trouble. We can take the box up to our room and look at it some more when we’re done.
BEAVER: OK, Wally. (thinks a minute) You know Wally, we have a famous mom living right here in our house and we didn’t even know it!
(This would be where the show played some kind of ending music and went to a commercial)
Part 2 coming later!