(First line of the series.)
Mr. Bundle: "You're a rich man, Gideon Hackles."

Gideon hackles: "People make their own misfortunes."

Narrator: The Darkside is always there waiting for us to enter; waiting to enter us. Until next time, try to enjoy the daylight.

Tom: "I'd give anything to sell a script; anything!"
Don: "Oh, really?"

Tom: "I hate it when it gets this hot."
Don: "I kinda like it."

Tom: "I'll be damned."
Don: "You said it!"

Jeanette Simpson:
I'll call at five, and please don't let this go to litigation... well if you don't send in your payment, you'll be forcing me to get the courts involved, that can be very ugly. Try and have your money for me by tomorrow.

Why don't l make you a nice cup
of hot chocolate, huh?

Nothing cheerful as a cup
of hot chocolate, is there?

Roberts: [discussing divorce with a drinking buddy] I say good riddance to 'em... the dames. We're better off without 'em.
Curtis: Yeah, except that what gets me is the way everyone treats you once you're solo. You ever notice that?
Roberts: Aw, come on, don't go into that again, will ya?
Curtis: Nah, nah, you get the worst tables in restaurants, your married friends don't call you any more... ahhh, without the other half, you're strictly half-assed.