(norm walks in cheers)

Norm:Good evenin' everybody!
All: NORM!
Woody: Whats up mr.peterson?
Norm: What isnt?

Norm: So wheres sammy?
Carla: Oh hes at the doctors office...
Norm: What? He never goes there...
(Carla gives him a look)
Norm: Ooh

(Sammy walks in)
(they cheer)
Sam: Yeah yeah.
Norm: So did she treat you well??
Sam: As a matter of fact...oh baby!
(phone rings)
(sam picks up)

Sam:Hello?
Diane:Hi sam.
Sam:D-D-Diane?
Diane: You recognize me?
Sam:*feeling disappointed with himself* Yeah..
Diane: Sam im flying into boston, i need to see you.
Sam: W-wwhy??
Diane: You'll see when i get there.
Sam: But-
(line goes dead)

-Next Day-
(diane walks in)
Diane: Hello sam.
(sam turns around)
Sam:AHHHHH

To Be continued(maybe)

This is my first fic so tell me if i should continue :).

Write some more!!!!!!!!!!! It's interesting to me.

(sam still panting, carla walks in from back and faints)
Sam: Uhh uhhh diane y'know you got really big!
Diane: Sam Im pregnant!
Sam: *squirms* yuckkk
Diane: Sam can i talk to you in your office?
Sam: If you promise not to go into labor. *Smirks at cliff and norm*
Diane: *looks at him with a glare*
*carla gets up*
Carla: Its funny i had a blackout i dreamt that- *turns to see diane* AH
*Sam pushes diane into office quickly*

Diane: Sam as you know im pregnant-
Sam: Do we have to go into this?
Diane: SAM its your child!
Sam: *falls off his chair*
Diane: *Goes on endlessly on how she knew sam would react this way*
Sam: *hiding under desk with his fingers in his ears*
Diane: So i guess what im trying to say is, me and the baby dont need anything from you if you feel this way.
Sam: Are you finished?
Diane: Yes.
Sam: Good, i was getting tired of counting the ants go marching 2 by 2.
Diane: Sam, im going back to LA.
Sam: Like..Now?
Diane: You would want me to stay? *looks @ him hopefully*
Sam: Err...well..i always wanted a child, i tried to have one with rebecca a while back...
Diane: That slut??
Sam: Oh cmon' diane dont talk about her that way.
Diane: Fine. That screw up?
Sam: Thats better.
*they stare for each other and go in for a kiss when rebecca walks in*
Rebecca: Oh My God! You date pregnant women too!!

Hey everyone this is my 1st fanfic so can u rate it 1-10 on the 1st part and tell me if i should go on? Thx! :wave:

Go on Kelly. I'm hooked. I vote it a 10.

Yeah..it's pretty good. I'll give it a 7.

10!!!! More soon!!!!!