C - Cornfield

D - Dooley Hickens, the nation's great crate writer from the episode "The Thing"

E = Eva Gabor

F - Fred

G = Greenery in the acres

H - Haney

I = Ice Cream ad that Arnold saw

J - ...just adore a penthouse view...

K = Kale, unlikely crop

L - Lisa

M = Maize growing

N

N - New York, from whence they came

O = Oink, oink says Arnold.

P

P - Pig, Arnold

Q

Q = Quirky townspeople

R

R - Ralph

S = Sassy Pig, Arnold

T

T - Telephone switchboard that blew up on Oliver when he bought the Hooterville Phone Co.

U = Unharvested crops

V

V = Vest often worn by Mr. Haney

W - ...wife, goodbye city life...

X Y Z A

Z = Ziffel family

A

A - Alf

B = Bustling city not nearby

C

C - Chicago, where Arnold went to get his $20 million inheritance

D - Douglases

E

E = Eb

F

F - Stankwell Falls

G = Good "boy" Arnold

H

H - Haney

I - Ivory teeth in Arnold's oinking mouth

J

J - Petticoat Junction, nearby

K

K = Known as Porky Picasso (Arnold when he painted his masterpiece)

L

L - Lisa Douglas

M = Masterpiece Arnold painted

N

N - Newt Kiley

O = Oliver Wendell Douglas

P - penthouse Lisa wanted to return to

Q = Quirky characters

R

R - Ralph

S

S = Sensational pig, Arnold

T

T - Trendall

U V W

U = Guess Who's Not Going to the Luau?

V - Village, it takes one to run Oliver's farm

W X Y Z

W = Wiggly tail on Piggly Wiggly Arnold

X, Y, Z

Z - Ziffels

A

A = ARNOLD :)

B - Barn

C

C = Cow

D

D - Deere (?) tractor (seriously, I think in the show it was some made up brad like Hoyt Clagwell)

E

E = Eb

F

F - Stankwell Falls

G

G = Good boy, Arnold

H

H - Hank Kimball

I

I = Ziffels

J

J - Jay Sommers, creator and writer

K

K = Kale salad for lunch? (doubtful)

L

L - Lisa

M

M = Magical Pig, Arnold

N

N - Newt Kiley

O P

O = Oliver

P

P - Pixley

Q R

Q = Quirky personality of Arnold the pig

R

R - Shady Rest, down the track a ways

S

S = Saucy pig, Arnold

T

T - Telephone company Oliver bought

U V

Udders on the Cow(s)

V

V - Verses, several, to Green Acres song

W

W = Wheat fields

X, Y, Z

Z - Ziffels

A

A = Arnold

B

B - Barn, home to Eleanor

C

C = Cow Eleanor

D

D - Drucker, Sam

E

E = Eggs laid by hens

F

F - Frank Cady

G

G = Green colorful acres abound.

H

H - Haney

I J

I = Intelligent Pig, Arnold

J

J - ...just gimme that countryside...

K

K- Kooky but kind neighbors in Hooterville

L

L = Lisa

M

M - Mother of Oliver, who cares more for Lisa than her son

N

N = Nose on Arnold, also known as a snoot or snout

O

O - Ol -e- vah

P

P = Piggy Arnold

Q

Q - Quirky characters

R

R = Ralph Monroe

S = Sassy Piggy Arnold

T

T - Trendall, from the telephone company

U V W

U = Udders on Eleanor the Cow

V

V - Very avid TV watcher, Arnold

W

W = Watcher of Television, Arnold :)

X, Y, Z, A

Z - Ziffel, Doris

A

A = Ahhhh............... ARNOLD!

B

B - Beautiful Lisa

C

C = Cornfields

D

D - Sam Drucker

E

E = Eggs from the chickens

F

F = Farm livin' is the life for me

G- Groovy long haired nephew of Oliver's visits and is a bad influence on Eb.:D

H - Horace Hooter, founder of the town

I = Is Lisa a good cook? No.

J - Just give me that countryside

K

K = Kin (Arnold is kin to the Ziffels.)

L

L - Land spreadin' out so far and wide

M

M = Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.

N

N - New York is where I'd rather stay...

O

O = Oink, Oink, Oink spoken by Arnold

P

P - Pat Buttram.

Q = Quirky characters

R

R - Ralph

S

S = Stinky cooking made by Lisa

T

T - The Cannonball

U V

V = Velvety pink coat on Arnold

W

W - wide; ...so far and wide...

X thru A

X = X (for a kiss) put on Arnold's face by Mrs. Z.

Y, Z

Z - Ziffel, Fred and Doris

A

A = Adorable Arnold

B

B - Bradleys, down the road, or track

C

C = Won't You Come Home, Arnold Ziffel?

D

D - Douglases

E

E = Eccentric pet Arnold

F

F - Fife playing during Oliver's speeches about the American farmer

G

G = Gorgeous Lisa

H

H - Haney

I J

H - Haney

I J

I - Idiots (Eb and Hank).

J - Jay Sommers

K

K = Kindness of the Ziffels towards their son Arnold

L

L - Farm living...

M

M = ...is the life for me.

N

N - ...New York is where I'd rather stay...

O

O = Old-Fashioned Christmas

P - Phone on the pole

Q R

Q = Quirky but cute pet pig Arnold

R

R - Ralph

S

S = Stankwell Falls

T - Telephone on the pole

U V

U = Up the pole went Oliver to answer the phone

V = Velvety pink coat on Arnold

W

W - "What Happened in Scranton?"

X thru A

Y = New York

Ziffel family.

A - ...allergic smelling hay...

B

B = Bradley, Kate who appears in a few early episodes

C

C - City life Oliver wanted to get away from

D

D = Darn cute pig Arnold

E

E - Eleanor, Audley or cow

F

F = Frank Cady

G

G - ...give me that countryside...

H

H = Hay

I

I - "I Didn't Raise My Husband to Be a Fireman"

J

J = Jaunty piggy Arnold

K

K - Mr. Kimball

L

L = Lisa

M

M - ...life for me...

N

N = Nose on Arnold aka snout, snoot

O

O - Oliver Wendell Douglas

P

P = Pixley

Q - Questions from Lori

R

R = Rural area

S

S - Sarah, a favorite name for telephone operators

T

T = ...Times Square

U

U - Uniform for Oliver's farming - suit and tie

V

V = Velvety pink plush coat on Arnold

W

W - ...far and wide...

X Y Z

Z = Ziffel, Arnold (the only pig in school with an "A" average)

A

A - A average Arnold had (cheater!)

B

LOL ^

B = Book pack Arnold carries in his mouth to school

C

C - Cow, Eleanor

D

D = Dawson, Eb

E

E - Eustace Haney

F

F = Farm living

G

G - ...give me that countryside...

H

H = Hay

I

I - ...I get allergic smelling hay...

J

J = Justice of the Peace, one of Sam's jobs

K

K - Kimball, Hank

L

L = Land spreadin' out so far and wide, keep Manhattan just give me that countryside

M = Manhattan

N

N = New York is where I'd rather stay

O = Oinks from Arnold

P

P = Pixley

Q = Quaint small town life

R

R = Ralph

S

S = Sam Drucker

T = Trendell, Roy

U

U - Eleanor Audley

V

V = Velvety pink coat on Arnold

W

W = Water needed for crops

X = X marks the spot where the Ziffels kissed Arnold's nose

Y

Y - Young Arnold

Z A

Z = Ziffels

A = Alvy Moore

B = Backwoods notions

C - Cady, Frank

D

D = Doris Ziffel

E = Eggs from the hens

F

F = Frank Cady

G = Grimes, Mr. who told that Arnold was being drafted

H

H - Hank Kimball

I J

I = Oink

J - Joins the Grange, Oliver

K

K = Kind family, the Ziffels

L

L = Lisa

M = Messy, not, pig pen of Arnold's

N

N - Newt Kiley

O

O = Oliver

P = Piggy Arnold

Q

Q - Quest for a nice farm, there wasn't much to Oliver's

R

R = Rain needed in the drought

S

S - Sam D.

T

T = Too cute, Arnold the piggy

U

U - Under the house, where Oliver ended up when he fell through the wood floor

V

V = Very poor cook, Lisa

W

W - ...you are my wife...

X thru Z

Z = Ziffel, Arnold

A

A - Alvy Moore

B

B = Barn

C

C - Chickens

D

D = Douglases

E - Eleonor the cow

F

F = Stankwell Falls

G

G - ...give me that countryside...

H

H = Hay

I

I = I get allergic smelling hay

♪ I just adore
a penthouse view ♪

K = Kimball

L = Lisa

M

M - Melton, Sid

N = Nose aka snout or snoot on Arnold's face

O

O - Orchard of apple trees that Oliver buys next door

P - Penthouse life, formerly

Q R

P = Parity Begins at Home

Q

Q - Questions from Lori

R

R = Rooster

S

S - Sam Drucker

T

T = Totally cute pig Arnold

U

U - Upper floor penthouse

V

V = View (Penthouse View)

W

W - ...so far and wide...

X thru A

Y = Young piggy Arnold

Z

Z - Ziffels

A

A = Arnold

B

B - Barbara Pepper

C

C = Corn Stalks

D

D = Drucker, Sam

E = Eccentric pet pig Arnold

F

F - Frank Cady

G

G- General store that Sam Drucker ran

H

H = Hog Arnold

I