View Full Version : It is SO hot outside that...


Chocoholic
09-09-2002, 04:28 PM
...you open the freezer and the ice instantly evaporates.

...you take out the milk carton and it instantly sours.

...you actually REFUSE coffee! (That's how my loved ones know I'm too hot.)

...you look out your window in New England and see tropical plants growing outside.

Czas na Zywiec
09-09-2002, 04:40 PM
You drop dead.

Chocoholic
09-09-2002, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by Original Prankster
You drop dead.

LOL! True :D

Mr. Shy Guy
09-09-2002, 04:48 PM
...you hope that a big pile of snow falls on you

*Marilyn Monroe*
09-09-2002, 04:51 PM
...you hate winter, but cant wait for it.

Chocoholic
09-09-2002, 04:54 PM
You look like the Wicked Witch of the West after Dorothy threw the water on her.

FrenchFryFreak
09-09-2002, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by AliciaKeysForever
...you hate winter, but cant wait for it.

Good One! :lol:

Jordan
09-09-2002, 05:06 PM
Both heat and cold should die! It should be 70 degrees year-round! :happyface :happyface :happyface

Chocoholic
09-09-2002, 05:07 PM
Originally posted by Jordan
Both heat and cold should die! It should be 70 degrees year-round! :happyface :happyface :happyface

That would make me the happiest girl on earth! :happyface :happyface :happyface I like it a tad colder though. 55-70 degrees is comfortable for me.

Will and Grace Fanatic
09-09-2002, 05:08 PM
I'm glad I don't live where you live Wingsfan. I can't stand the heat. It's hot here but not that hot.

ks
09-09-2002, 06:11 PM
...your thermostat on the back porch registers 103, yet the porch is in the shade and the fan is on. (that's what it is now)

...ball games are cancelled because of the heat.

...the water in the swimming pool is too hot to swim, you'd rather just sit in a cold bath.






ks

Montana Ponine
09-09-2002, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by Jordan
Both heat and cold should die! It should be 70 degrees year-round! :happyface :happyface :happyface
OMG I'd be in heaven!!

Swimfan85
09-09-2002, 06:40 PM
trying to invision your self in an ice-cold on hockey rink

JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo
09-09-2002, 06:40 PM
... when you live in South Carolina and yet your still hopeful for abou a foot of snow

... instead of "my dog ate my homework" the "hea melted my pencil"

... your too hot to think of little creative lines.. <~ me! lol

Sammy M. Malone
09-09-2002, 09:06 PM
..you get sick...


i always seem to be sick when its hot. like now :crying:

Kay Scarpetta
09-09-2002, 09:09 PM
....Your school is so cold (from the air conditioner!) that everyone was wearing sweat shirts today in school! Obviously we took them off outside......

Montana Ponine
09-09-2002, 10:58 PM
Originally posted by Sammy M. Malone
..you get sick...


i always seem to be sick when its hot. like now :crying:
I'm sorry. :( Feel better!!!

Georgia's on my Mind
09-10-2002, 05:34 PM
....My school actually lets wearing a tie a optional part of dress code

DJM77
09-10-2002, 06:18 PM
...you can fry bacon on the sidewalk.

Montana Ponine
09-10-2002, 06:39 PM
Originally posted by DJM77
...you can fry bacon on the sidewalk.
Ooh, I did that yesterday!

Jordan
09-10-2002, 06:41 PM
Originally posted by Montana Ponine
OMG I'd be in heaven!! heehee, it'd prolly be the closest to heaven I'd ever be! :crazy:

*Marilyn Monroe*
09-10-2002, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by Kay Scarpetta
....Your school is so cold (from the air conditioner!) that everyone was wearing sweat shirts today in school! Obviously we took them off outside......

Today, it was super cold in our building, cuz it was freezing outside! OK, 70 isnt freezing, but its cold compared to our 90-100 degree weather that we've been getting out of school for!
This post had a point. I wore a sweatshirt inside today! lol :D