Go outside barefoot in the winter and stand there for hours....

Smoking Cigarettes is good for you. It make you look so cool :)

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Keep your cake moist by eating it in one sitting.

Drive backwards on a busy street

Sleep until lunchtime so you can save your breakfast money.

Sleep until lunchtime so you can save your breakfast money.

Thats actually a good advice :D

Answer your door naked :D

Leave your egg salad out on the picnic table in the sun, and enjoy somea few hours later.

Thats actually a good advice :D

:D

Leave your egg salad out on the picnic table in the sun, and enjoy somea few hours later.

:p:lol:

Open another credit card; it's free money.

Pull up in someones driveway @ 3am and beep your horn non stop.......

Pull up in someones driveway @ 3am and beep your horn non stop.......

Suicide by horn :lol:

Let your dog out to bark in the back yard at 3 am.

Drop an electical cord in water and then place your hand in the water....

Eat something for lunch that you know won't agree with your stomach. So when you go out to meet your blind date for dinner you will be very gassy( and fart) at the restaurant and have to use the bathroom several times !:eek: You would make a really good impression on your first date!:lol::p

The high grass on the creek bank needs to be weed-eaten. Work on it, there are no chiggers around to bite you.

Sit in a bathtub of water and use an electrical hair dryer to dry your hair.

Run your air conditioner on 68 degrees, why be too warm?

This thread is awesome...... I come here for the BEST advice!!

Take two stripped cord wire ends, and plug in the other end. Stick the live wires in each ear, put on a lampshade, and see if you light up.

After chopping jalapenos, rub your eyes.

As a fun joke, walk up to a cop and yank the badge off his uniform. You'll both get a laugh out of it.

Go up to a couple and ask the man why is he with this ugly woman?

Thaw your frozen hamburger meat on the kitchen counter while you're at work. It will thaw during the day and be much easier to fry when you get home.

Dial a random # and start threatening the called party (w/o your # blocked)

Put your chicken bones in the garbage disposal and grind away.

Tie a mattress onto the roof of your car.

Buckets make good ladders, so stack 'em high before climbing up.

Showcase your driving skills and rear end a police car.

^:lol::lol:

Go trick-or-treating the day after Halloween. (I actually did this when I was a kid because it rained hard on Halloween night and my parents wouldn't let me go. Nobody had any candy left except one lady.)

Tie a mattress onto the roof of your car.

Buckets make good ladders, so stack 'em high before climbing up.

Showcase your driving skills and rear end a police car.
The best advice ever!!


Isnt this thread awesome??

More ladder advice:

Never waste money on a too-tall step ladder, if a shorter one will do the job. Use the top step and stand on your tippy-toes to get the maximum reach.

Thank you Stevie :)

Children should spend as much time on any electronic device as possible. It's good for developing good eyesight and posture.

Knock on your nieghbours door and when he answers,throw garbage on him.......

Go around kissing babies like a politician; the mothers will appreciate it.

Buy clothes that don't fit you well and tell yourself that when you lose weight, it will all fit perfectly!

Wait for your basement to fill up with water before you buy a sump pump. Why waste money on something before you really need it?

Drive with your eyes closed on the highway :)

Cut off another driver in traffic. He's probably not the road rage type.

Order 100s of dollars worth of food at Mcdonalds and leave w/o giving them a cent..

Busy in the morning? Put toothpaste on your toast so you can brush your teeth and eat breakfast at the same time!

It's a good idea to sit and pick your nose during a job interview !

Better yet rip a big stinky one during loving session.

Hehe the best advice ever Carole!!

Better yet rip a big stinky one during loving session.

I gave similar advice in another post here on this thread ! :lol::D

To move things along on the freeway, tailgate drivers who are doing the speed limit--no one else does the speed limit, anyway, and you'll hone your skills by seeing how close you can come to their bumper.

When you commit a burglary, be sure to drop your cigarette butts on the ground so your DNA can later be matched. Help the police!

No one writes checks at the grocery store anymore, so be the maverick and write one in the express lane. The cashier only has around 12 registers to watch--they'll have time to assist you.

Go into a bank with a toy gun and pretend to be a bank robber.

On Leave It To Beaver, Wally was talking once about eating day-old eclairs. Sounds like a great idea!

Reply to your Emails and Text while only driving. It will save you time :nod:

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When you're in the grocery store shopping, start eating a carton of yogurt with your fingers.

When in public, it's always good for guys to compliment other guys' girlfriends or wives; the guy and the girl will appreciate it and it will make them feel special.

When you go to the mall, follow a stranger around until they notice you and when they do, tell them you find them very appealing.

For a new look, try applying car wax with sandpaper.

For a really new look, put Turtle Wax in your hair.

As a favor, call all your neighbors at 5 am Saturday and wake them up, so they don't waste their morning sleeping late.

Go into a police station and make up a wild story about how you killed somebody. They'll get a real kick out of it.

Start mowing people's lawns for free and see what reactions you get and record them.

I wouldnt be surprised if some people got pi$$ed thinking they were gonna be forced to pay.....

Answer the door in the nude and ask them to join in :)

Walk around naked downtown with a sign around your neck saying FREE HUGS.

Hehe I love this thread!!

How do you fix a bike??

Go to the movies tonight and five minutes before it's over yell, "This movie stinks!"

Hehe then take your soda and spill it on the people in front of you!!

And then yell FIRE really loudly!

And then say "Theres a bomb under my seat" Like that guy did in Conspiracy theory..... (Mel Gibson)

And then when you get to jail say, I was only joking!!!

Hehe this thread rocks!

I get all my advice here..........

Eat spinach but don't brush your teeth for a week and smile broadly at everyone you meet.

Hehe

Give your neighbor a lump of coal for the holidays.

And laugh like a 3yo while demanding a raise :D

Be sure to go to the grocery store and whine about the high prices, loudly.

And then in protest take a knife and stab all the milks leaving them spilling onto the floor....

^ Oh, no. Okay. LOL

I saw that done in a movie..... The parents sons were doing this as they passed the milks....

At the bakery, look for the stale items--they're cheaper.

Take a loaf of day-old bread, open it up, and throw it outside for the crows.

Test out the grocery store security--try leaving an item or five in the cart at the express checkout and not running it/them thru the scanner. To complete the test, you must leave the store without paying.

Dial 0 and start swearing at them....

Test out the grocery store security--try leaving an item or five in the cart at the express checkout and not running it/them thru the scanner. To complete the test, you must leave the store without paying.

And when they "catch" you, tell them you're an old man/woman and don't know what you did one minute ago. :lol:

Dial 9 1 1 and say your paperboy bit your dog.

Dial the same people and demand 50,000 in a knap sack in mcdonalds parking lot in 1/2hr!

LOL, in small bills or coins.

Dial 0 and ask to speak to thier supervisor... When they come on make small talk and then start swearing,etc.............

Go to Best Buy and buy a phone with all pennies. LOL

Dial 999 and when they answer sing your ABCs and then laugh like a 2yo.. :D

Run out into the street right now and scream. (Don't really do it!)

Dial a random # and make a ransom demand.... Stay on the phone while they trace the call right to you!!

Go to a movie and jump up and down during the quiet parts.

Hehe that would sure make sum ppl mad :D

Get a cab ride and call the driver all kinds of profane names :D

Get into a taxi cab and pretend you don't know where you are going.

Dial 411 and when they ask what # your looking for sing your ABCs w/o laughing......

Ring your neighbours doorbell and when they answer,whip it out and start peeiing!!

Open a package that doesn't belong to you

Dial 999 and say vulgar things