This is a L&S/HD's crossover fanfic. Ill start it when I get back from work!! The only info I have is that it is set in the 4th season of Happy Days (2nd for L&S).

*The story begins in the Happy Days Cunningham's house*

Marion is running franticly around the house trying to gather all everyones things together for the trip to Chicago. They are going for a week down to Chicago so Richie can visit the colleges and the boys can go to some games.
"Richard! We are going to miss the train!"
"Im coming Mom! Dont forget we still need to wait for Potsie and Ralph!"
The door bell rings, but Marion is too busy doing last-minute work, she doesnt hear it. Rings again.
"Dont worry, Ill let myself in," Ralph says with a smile.
"Oh hi boys. Sorry I didnt hear the bell. Have a seat will you?"
"Hey Mrs.C, need any help?" Potsie asked.
"No, thats fine Warren, I just need to find my sweater."
You mean this one?" Ralph asked, picking up a sweater from the kitchen table.
"Yes! Thats the one! Thank you Ralph."
Richie and Joanie come downstairs with their suitcases.
"Ok, everyone, Howard is in the car ready to leave, lets go load up the car. Fonzie will meet us as the station." Marion says.
Everyone heads outside and the door is locked. The gang is now headed to Chicago.

Meanwhile....
Laverne & Shirley are waiting for the train to Chicago to come by. They are headed down because they had one a Shotz Brewery Contest for a two week vacation at the hotel will also be going to the football game.
"Shirley, we've been here for two hours now! When will the train get here?" Whined Laverne.
"Well, we wouldnt've had to have been here so early if someone whose name I wont mention wanted to see all the University of Illinois proffesors get off the train!! To which I will remind you that they were all over 50!"
"Oh come on Shirl, I saw one who looked 40! And I saw the way you were--hey! Theres Fonzie!! Hey Fonzie!!"
The girls waved and called out to Fonzie, in which he rushed right over to see his to favorite chicks.
"Hello Laverne, hello Shirley. What brings you two lovely ladies here?"
"We won a contest from the brewery and are headed to Chicago for a coupla weeks." Laverne answered.
"Chicago? No way! Im headed down their too. Im going with the Cunninghams for a week. But hey uh, listen, I gotta go wait for them down at the other end. Ill catch you two later."
"Ok, bye Fonzie."
Fonzie gave both girls a kiss and went down to the other end to wait for everyone else. When they finally met up with them, they boarded the train and were on their way to Chicago.

Chapter 2: Hotel Schmotel coming tomorrow!!

i LOVE IT!!

The Cunningham gang arrive at the hotel and get their keys. Mr. & Mrs. C will be sharing with Joanie; Richie, Potsie, & Ralph will be sharing; and Fonzie will get his own small one-bed room because he wants to remain an "only-child." They all head up to the 4th floor to find rooms 416, 417, and 418. They find 416 and help Mr.&Mrs. C unwind while Fonzie goes to find his room. The boys leave soon after only to find that their room is already unlocked.
"Hmm, strange. The maid must've forgotten to lock it this morning or something." Richie suggested.
What the guys saw next sent them into complete surprise. Laverne & Shirley was in THEIR room!
"Laverne? Shirley?" Richie called out to the girls.
"Oh hey Richie! What brings you here?" Laverne asked.
"My key."
"Huh? You must have the wrong room. This is room 417." Shirley announced.
"417?" Richie looked down at his key. "Yup, 417 it is."
"Now that cant be possible! This is OUR room!" Laverne said.
"Now, their must be some kind of mistake down at the front desk. Come on Potsie, lets go back down."
"Wait! Im coming with you!" Shirley yelled to them.
Richie, Potsie, and Shirley all headed down to the front-desk, leaving Ralph all alone with Laverne.
"So, Laverne. You work at the brewery eh? Hows about brewing us a couple of drinks. Whatdya say?"
Laverne, responding to his offer then punched him in the stomache.
"Ill take that as a no."
A few minutes later, the guys and Shirley arrived back into the room.
"Oh, Laverne its aweful!!! They DID mess up!! They had reserved the same room for both of us!"
"Aww. Well, thats fine. There are more rooms to get."
"Thats the thing! The hotel is COMPLETLY booked!"
"Booked? What are you kidding me?!"
"No, Laverne, they said down-front that their is a family-circus staying here, and they needed all the rooms! Oh, Laverne, what do we do?"
"Well, I guess we'll just have to share the room. There are 2 beds. Someone will just have to get the chair."
"Share beds?? Hahaha. Ill take the tough chick with the L on her shirt." Ralph said.
Laverne then pretended to attack Ralph, causing him to jump back and yell out a cry.
Everyone sat down and then came up with a plan. Laverne and Shirley would take one bed, Potsie and Richie would take one bed, and Ralph would take the chair-to which an idea Ralph was not satisfied with. His idea, in which he would share with Laverne & Shirley, was not well-liked with everyone else. When they finally all got un-packed, they got ready for bed and had to manage with the situation they were in.

The next morning, everyone got up and got ready for the eventful things that were to come within the day. Ralph, on the other hand woke up with a sore back and a stiff neck and had to be carried into the bathroom. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door and Richie went to go get it. It was his parents- who at the time had NO idea the guys were sharing a room with two older women!
"Oh hi Mom! Hi Dad! You remember Laverne & Shirley, right?"
"Oh yes! The dark-haired one is the one who knocked you out that night."
"Yeah, thats her Dad!."
"Umm, Richard, could we have a moment with you for just a second?"
"Well, sure Dad. Whats up?"
"Richard," Marion said cutting in, "you didnt tell us you were sharing a room with two girls!"
"Oh thats right Mom. Sorry, I forgot to tell you, but it was so late lastnite I didnt even think of it."
"Would you mind explaining, Richie?" Howard asked, expecting an answer.
"Well, you see, the front-desk reserved this room for BOTH of us, and the hotel is completly booked so we have to share the room with Laverne & Shirley."
"Oh well, if thats the case, Im sure its ok." Howard said relieved. "Well, Rich, we all got to be at the college in an hour, are you guys almost ready?"
"Oh yea, we'll meet you guys downstairs in about 5 minutes."
Howard and Marion then went downstairs to wait while the guys finished getting ready.
"Oh, gee, Richie, I hope I didnt get you into trouble." Shirley said, worried.
"Oh no! Everythings fine, I explained everything. Well, come on guys, the college fair starts soon and we gotta get breakfast."
Richie, Potsie and Ralph left for the day leaving the two girls to the room by themselves. They put on their shoes and went to go get ready to look for Fonzie. They had a date with him at the diner next door and could not wait.


Chapter 3: Two Foolish Surprises

Great! Love it!! Great refrence to A Date with Fonzie, I LOVE that episode!!

Chapter 3: Two Foolish Surprises

Laverne went to go grab her nice shoes out of their trunk, when she suddenly screamed. Not surprised, yet totally distgusted, Laverne & Shirley found Squiggy packed in the trunk.
"Hello." Squiggy managed to say, running out of energy.
"What are you doing here?!?!?" Shirley yelled.
The girls questioned him as to why he was there, in THEIR hotel room, and why he snuck into their trunk. Before Squiggy was able to answer, Lenny crawled out from underneath the bed. Little did Laverne & Shirley know, but Lenny & Squiggy had been their ALL night! After Squiggy explained that he wanted to hook up with the bearded lady from the circus ("Women grizzlies drive me wild.") and Lenny said that he just wanted to see the flying toads, Laverne & Shirley kicked them out into the hall. But not for long. Squiggy then came busting through the door with one final message.
"Oh, Laverne, do yourself a favor. Drop a few pounds, you nearly killed my poor Lenny."
Laverne, then threw her shoes at them, but she was too late- Squiggy had managed to shut the door. But he was still on the other side.
"And thats an order woman!"
Now, the girls were sweaty and really steamed about the boys. They had to reapply her makeup, and look for Lavernes shoe. When they finally pulled themselves together they went downstairs to go meet the Fonz.

Chapter 4: A Circus Not For the Normal

lol LOVE IT!!!!!!!!

Chapter 4: A Circus Not For the Normal

While the girls were on their date with Fonzie, Fonzie had told them something they werent too thrilled about.
"The circus?" Laverne whined.
"Yeah! The circus! I figured Id bring you two girls their so you could meet the Cunninghams."
"Oh, well we've already met them."
"Uh, Shirley," Fonzie stated, "having them see you knock out their son, and then a year later see you girls sharing a hotel room with them is not what I would classify as actually *meeting* them."
Laverne & Shirey then agreed to go to the circus- who knows, it might be fun! The found their seats and sat right in front of the Cunningham Crew. Formal introductions were made and hands were shaken, but Lenny & Squiggy had to have made the best introduction.
"Who is that man with the whip across in the ring?" Marion questioned.
"Oh my God, Shirl!" Laverne whispered to Shirley, "Look down! Squiggy is in the ring with the whip and Lenny is dressed as a lion."
Shirley squealed and both girls decided to pretend they didnt know Lenny & Squiggy. Just then, Squiggy screamed into the microphone, making it do a high-pitched sound, causing everyone to cover their ears.
"Listen to me all of you humans! You are under my control now, and what you are about to see, will amaze you! When I am done, we will settle into a circus-orgy!" Squiggy announced.
Squiggy then began dancing like a hyenia and Lenny starting jumping around the ring screaming gibberish. Just then, security came and hauled them away and before Laverne & Shirley thought it couldnt get anymore embarassing- it did.
"That was dedicated to the two sexy babes out their who always make us drool- Laverne & Shirley!" Lenny said before blowing his big air kiss to the girls.
All the girls could do was sink into their seats and repeat "Oh my God" under their breath for the next ten minutes. The crowd began staring oddly at the girls and they began to blush.
"Oh, you know them girls?" Marion asked.
"Umm....well sorta, they live above us, but we try not to brag about it too much." Laverne replied.
"Yeah, its kind of a *secret friendship*." Shirley added in.
"It aint even that Shirl!"
"Well, uh you see, theyre not like us. Or anyone for that matter. Theyre kind of special. They shouldnt be given a lot of attention." Laverne said, then suggesting to Shirley that they run away and never come back.
"Oh, well, theyre very nice boys! What are their names?" Marion asked.
The girls continued answering her questions, each time getting more and more humiliated of the fact that they know them so well. Soon, but not soon enough for the girls, the circus was over and everyone went out to dinner at Hibbies Pizza Casa down the street.

Chapter 5: Hibbies, A Place Where ANYTHING Can Happen

LOVE IT!!

Chapter 5: Hibbies, A Place Where ANYTHING Can Happen

Everyone sat down at the big table and ordered their drinks. Small talk was made while waiting and Marion couldnt resist in asking more questions about Lenny & Squiggy. Richie asked why she was so interested in those to guys and she said she recognized their innocense in life. Laverne then argued that there's not anything innocent about them and they should seek some serious medical attention. Just then the waiter came out to take their order. He was short with dark hair and had a big chef hat on and looked very familiar. It was Squiggy!
"Hello, may I take your order?" The *waiter* asked.
"Squiggy! What are you doing here? Go home!" Laverne ordered.
"Oh Laverne, Laverne. Order or shutup. Now how is this lovely lady doing on this cold and bitter evening?" Squiggy asked Joanie, given Joanie the creeps and Howard an ulcer.
"Um, Squiggy, leave the girl alone ok?" Laverne told Squiggy. Laverne then asked why he was dressed up as a cook and Squiggy stated that he had to disguise himself as a cook because Lenny was the real cook and they wanted look "incospicus", which Shirley corrected him as "insconspicuous". Squiggy told her to mind her own thick ear wax (which distgusted everyone at the table) and took everyones orders. Laverne & Shirley apologized to everyone stating that it wasnt their fault they got rotten friends and if they had known friends were like that, they'd become home-bodies.
"Now girls friends come in all packages and while they might be a little strange, they are still friends." Marion said with a smile on her face.
"Yeah well, if you ask me, the man who put that package together must've been drunk." Laverne said, knowing she was right.
More small talk was made up until they realized they had been waiting for over a half an hour for the pizza. Shirley started to get nervous, reminding Laverne that Lenny & Squiggy would be making it and that they should take small bites and chew fast.
"If the way they make pizza is the way they make pudding, chewing wont be an option, Shirl!"

Chapter 6: Secret Ingredient: Chefs Derby

I :heart: it!

Chapter 6: Secret Ingredient: Chefs Derby

As minutes turned into an hour, the group started to become restless. A lot of whining was made about being hungry and Laverne could only imagine what Lenny and Squiggy were preparing. She whispered into Shirley's ear saying she should fake an illness and they book it, but Shirley declined because she was so hungry. Laverne begged because their reputation was at risk and she had just gotten hers good again. Shirley pointed out that going to church to check out the guys in the choir did not suddenly make her a saint. Finally, fifteen minutes later, dinner was served. Squiggy came out in a new outfit looking more ridiculous than ever with his apron on backward and his oven mits on the wrong way. Everyone dove into the big cheese pizza along with the big bowl of spaghetti and garlic bread. The pizza, which was miraculously not half bad was gone in 5 minutes and everyone went on to the spaghetti. Fonzie served everyones plate first and passed out the bread. As they were chewing the pasta, Marion noticed something odd about her sauce.
"What is all this stuff in my sauce?" She exclaimed.
"What stuff?" Howard asked.
"This white chunky stuff! I cant chew it!"
"Oh, hun it must be the parmesean cheese!"
"I guess you're right dear. Its awefully hard to chew."
Moments later Joanie noticed the same thing.
"Ick, mom! Look at mine, its cut out like a star!"
Marion checked out the *star* only to realize that it wasnt parmesean cheese- it was white cotton! Laverne and Shirley excused themselves to go to the bathroom, but instead headed for the kitchen. When they got there they saw the boys with scissors and a chefs hat.
"Lenny! Squiggy! What are you doing?!?!" Laverne yelled as the boys jumped and nearly fell on top of the stove top.
"Dont you ever do that again woman!" Squiggy threatened.
"Uhh, boys, do you want to explain how cotton got into our sauce?" Shirley asked, trying to keep her cool.
"No." Lenny refused.
Laverne then grabbed him by the collar, Lenny, of course, quickly changed tune.
"Well, ya see Laverne, the recipe called for white cotton only! Duh!"
"What?! Cotton?? Len, let me see that recipe," Laverne ordered.
Lenny gave the recipe to the two girls and Shirley nearly died.
"Lenny! This is not a recipe! This is the directions for the fabric cleaner!"
"Oh yeah! Then why does it say SAUCE on the cover?"
"Uh, Lenny, thats doesnt say sauce. It says SAFE. Thats the brand-name!"
"Hey dont yell at me! It aint my fault I failed 3rd grade!"
"Boys!" Shirley chimed in. "We are trying to impress everyone, and each moment you are around, we get more and more embarassed. So please leave!"
Lenny & Squiggy were insulted that they were yelled and and they didnt get good reviews on the sauce. The boys left the diner, and before exiting went the the table where everyone was sitting.
"I hope to serve you all again someday, but now we must go and feed our moths."
Lenny & Squiggy left before letting anyone respond and the girls watched from the kitchen. They were too embarassed to come out right away. After a few moments they dediced to sit back down. When they sat down they noticed no one finished eating and they all looked ill.
"Oh, girls, I hope the sauce didnt get you sick!" Marion worried.
"Oh no, thanks Mrs.Cunningham, we were just powdering our noses, right Shirl?" Laverne said, as she kicked Shirleys leg to let her to to go along with it.
"Oh right! Yes, its so hot, our makeup was running off."
"Did you catch it? Ha haha. I still got it, even with food poisoning." Ralph joked.

Chapter 7: Vegas Night at the Chicago Pfister Hotel

:rotflmao: Funny Ralph Joke! Love The Story, Post More Soon!

IGNORE...stupid me...:lol:

lol funny Ralph joek lvoe it!!

Me Too! I Can Just See Him Saying That!

Me too!!!!!!!!

This is cute! If you'd like it archived, please email me off-board!

WL,
Missy

Originally posted by Missygal21880
This is cute! If you'd like it archived, please email me off-board!

WL,
Missy
Ohh wow!! Thatd be so cool!! What does archived mean??? lol.
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Expect Chapter 7 TONIGHT! Shortly after 11 Im assuming!:D

:clap: Yay!!! :clap:

Originally posted by .:MilKnPepSi:.
Ohh wow!! Thatd be so cool!! What does archived mean??? lol.
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Expect Chapter 7 TONIGHT! Shortly after 11 Im assuming!:D

To Make A Kinda Long Story Short, That Means Put It On Her Website :D

Oh, The Anticipation! It's Only 9:30, One And A Half Hours To Go! I Cant Wait To Read The Next Chapter!

And I'd be archiving it on

http://lasfic.cjb.net

Which is the largest Laverne and Shirley fanfiction site on the net :-)

WL,
Missy

Thanks TheFonz and MissyGal for explaining! And for archiving!:D :D
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Im a little late, but Ive been tired from working!!!! Chapter 8 tomorrow, Im tired! :sleep2:
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Chapter 7: Vegas Nite at the Chicago Pfister Hotel

After everyone was done eating (or atleast trying to make that last swallow) they all got up and went back to the hotel. As soon as they walked in they noticed that the back room was suddenly turned into a Vegas night decked out with slot machines and card tables galore. They all immediatly rushed off to gamble a little and hopefully win some money. Unfortunatly, Joanie was turned down for being underage and Richie, Ralph, & Potsie were all thankful that they had just turned 18. Joanie moaned and groaned here way back to the hotel room, but told Richie to win her some money. Everyone grouped off, and Mrs.& Mr.C rushed over to the poker table because Mr.C was well known for being a very good poker player. Mrs.C just sat down next to him to guide him along, although he knew every well what he was doing.
"Id go for pairs dear," she suggested, thinking it was a great idea.
"Marion, there are things you can get better than pairs. Such as flushes."
"Oh, Howard, do what you want. Im going to check out the giftshop and get something for Joanie." Marion then took off to the other side of the hotel to do some small shopping.
Meanwhile, Richie, Potsie, & Ralph decided to try and pick up some chicks at the slot machines. Ralph was sitting down at the slots when he noticed the brunette next to him. He told Richie and Potsie to pay close attention as he *worked his magic.* Ralph then leaned over to the girl.
"Excuse me miss, but if I give you a dime will I win you, or do I have to gamble a little?" Ralph said trying to be suave.
"No, but if you give me a quarter Ill pretend I didnt hear that."
Ralph then turned back to the slots.
"Did you catch that Potsie?" Richie joked.
"Didnt miss a second of it. Great work Ralph!"
"Shutup guys! Atleast I got somewhere with her!"
"Yeah, and if you go any further youll be kicked out!" Richie said, laughing.
"Oh yeah! Lets see you try and pick up a chick then Rich." Ralph shot back.
Richie and Potsie then laughed and walked away to get a snack.
Meanwhile.....
Laverne & Shirley had found a spot at a card table and decided to watch and learn. Confused, they left and went to look for Fonzie. They looked around, but Fonzie was nowhere to be found. After 20 minutes of searching, they found Fonzie in the lounge cuddled with a cocktail waitress and they quietly went back to the card tables.
"Boy oh boy Shirl, I sure hope Lenny & Squiggy dont mess up our vacation anymore!" Laverne whined nervously.
"Oh, come on Laverne, what else can they do? I think theyve done it all."
"I wouldnt hold my breath on that one too long Shirl, theyve done some pretty wild things."


Chapter 8: Jackpot For The Two Creeps

Great Chapter! I Can't Wait To See What Happens Next!!!

Chapter 8: Jackpot For The Two Creeps

As the girls contemplated how much to gamble, there heard cheers across the room..and two voices theyd rather ignore at the time.
"Laverne...is that who I think it is?" Shirley said, worried.
"Yes!! Squiggy."
Laverne and Shirley having not much to gamble left the table and went to see what all the commotion was all about. When they got there they saw a crowd huddled around a slot machine. Laverne and Shirley pushed and shoved there way to the front to see Lenny at the slots and Squiggy talking to the audience. Lenny had a bucket full of quarters and was still winning!
"Squig, howd you guys get those quarters so fast?" Laverne asked.
"Please, Laverne, Im working."
"Squiggy!"
"Well, ok, Ill tell you," Squiggy then pulled the two girls aside and quietly told them. "You see, Lenny found this quarter and put it in the slot machine and won."
"Yeah, but all that money? We've only been here about 20 minutes!" Shirley shrieked.
"Will you keep it down woman! Let me finish my story. So anyways, I was fooling around with the machine and all of a sudden all these quarters started gushing out, and ever since then..we've won every game."
"Squiggy, thats like stealing!" Shirley said, worried that they will get into trouble.
"It is not! Its fate! God wants us to be rich."
"And when do you plan on stopping huh Squig?" Laverne asked.
"When we run outta quarters. Then we're gonna cash them in and buy ourselves some beauties."
"Uhh...Squig, I think thats illegal." Laverne warned.
"What? Buying some toads and cockroaches?"
The girls were then grossed out at what they would be spending their winnings on. However, they were NOT surprised.
"Hey, Squiggy--I think I need another bucket!" Lenny chimed in.
The crowd began to cheer for Lenny...not knowing the slot machine was broken. About 15 minutes later, there were no more quarters in the slot machine and the boys left to cash them in.
"Well, goodbye girls. We are off to the pet store." Squiggy said as he and Lenny took off to cash their winnings.

Chapter 9: Bread, Water, & A New Cellmate

Omg... that is so funny. Great job. Eww...Frogs and Cockroaches.

That's Funny! I Can't Wait To See What Happens Next!

Hehe awww..thanks guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D

Chapter 9 coming tomorrow!

Originally posted by .:MilKnPepSi:.
Hehe awww..thanks guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D

Chapter 9 coming tomorrow!

Yay! Gregie Can't Wait! :banana:

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE ARE SOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY I lvoe all your fanfic!

Chapter 9: Bread, Water, & A New Cellmate --TOMORROW!!!:happyface

Chapter 9: Bread, Water, & A New Cellmate

Just as Lenny & Squiggy were about to leave the room, two big security men huddled around them. They asked for their IDs and then arrested them.
"This is sexual harassment! And I will not stand for this!" Squiggy shouted, as he was being frisked for weapons.
"Ya uh.. I dont frisk on a first date." Lenny said goofily.
The security men rolled their eyes and continued to arrest them. They placed them into the car and drove to the local police station.
"Squiggy, I dont wanna die." Lenny said, getting scared of being in jail.
"Relax Len. All theys gonna do is lectocute us." Squiggy assured.
Lenny sighed in relief as he and Squiggy were taken in for their mugshots.
"I really wish you guys had notified us that we's was being photographed. I didnt even have time to fix my hair." Squiggy said.
There pictures were taken- much to Squiggys refusal, and it was on to the fingerprints. When everything was finally done, they were put into suits and into the cell.
"Gee Officer. Do these stripes make me look pregnant?" Lenny asked.
"No." The Officer said.. getting annoyed by the two dumb convicts.
Lenny & Squiggy walked around in their new cell and looked at their new roomates.
"Let me introduce ourselves," Squiggy said, standing next to Lenny. "My name is Andrew Squiggman and this *points* is Lenny Kosnowski. We enjoy BOSCO, moths, saurkraut, and beautiful woman. We work as truck drivers at the Shotz Brewery and are currently involved with two girls, Laverne DeFazio and Shirley Feeney."
"Nobody cares!" One man shouted from the corner.
"Wait! You guys work at the brewery?" Another chimed in.
"Thats what we said dumbhead!" Squiggy shouted back. That annoyed the man and he proceeded to get up and walk towards them.
"What I meant BigFoot, was that yes, we work there! We get all the beer we want!"
"FREE BEER!" The man yelled. "So, tell us about these Laverne & Shirley girls. They any good?"
Lenny and Squiggy then bit their hand and made their grunting/moan noise.
"Are they good?! Of course theyre good!" Squiggy lied.
Squiggy went on to tell all these lies of the two girls when the officer came to bring them their dinner.
"Bread and water?" Lenny said disappointed. "Atleast when we're at home we get moldy cheese!" He ate it anyways, but kept complaining he wanted some cheese.
Lenny & Squiggy, now in their new home for now settled into their beds and went to sleep.

Chapter 10: Ill Pay You $500 To Keep Them
(Tonight, or tomorrow)

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Chapter 9: Bread, Water, & A New Cellmate

Just as Lenny & Squiggy were about to leave the room, two big security men huddled around them. They asked for their IDs and then arrested them.
"This is sexual harassment! And I will not stand for this!" Squiggy shouted, as he was being frisked for weapons.
"Ya uh.. I dont frisk on a first date." Lenny said goofily.
The security men rolled their eyes and continued to arrest them. They placed them into the car and drove to the local police station.
"Squiggy, I dont wanna die." Lenny said, getting scared of being in jail.
"Relax Len. All theys gonna do is lectocute us." Squiggy assured.
Lenny sighed in relief as he and Squiggy were taken in for their mugshots.
"I really wish you guys had notified us that we's was being photographed. I didnt even have time to fix my hair." Squiggy said.
There pictures were taken- much to Squiggys refusal, and it was on to the fingerprints. When everything was finally done, they were put into suits and into the cell.
"Gee Officer. Do these stripes make me look pregnant?" Lenny asked.
"No." The Officer said.. getting annoyed by the two dumb convicts.
Lenny & Squiggy walked around in their new cell and looked at their new roomates.
"Let me introduce ourselves," Squiggy said, standing next to Lenny. "My name is Andrew Squiggman and this *points* is Lenny Kosnowski. We enjoy BOSCO, moths, saurkraut, and beautiful woman. We work as truck drivers at the Shotz Brewery and are currently involved with two girls, Laverne DeFazio and Shirley Feeney."
"Nobody cares!" One man shouted from the corner.
"Wait! You guys work at the brewery?" Another chimed in.
"Thats what we said dumbhead!" Squiggy shouted back. That annoyed the man and he proceeded to get up and walk towards them.
"What I meant BigFoot, was that yes, we work there! We get all the beer we want!"
"FREE BEER!" The man yelled. "So, tell us about these Laverne & Shirley girls. They any good?"
Lenny and Squiggy then bit their hand and made their grunting/moan noise.
"Are they good?! Of course theyre good!" Squiggy lied.
Squiggy went on to tell all these lies of the two girls when the officer came to bring them their dinner.
"Bread and water?" Lenny said disappointed. "Atleast when we're at home we get moldy cheese!" He ate it anyways, but kept complaining he wanted some cheese.
Lenny & Squiggy, now in their new home for now settled into their beds and went to sleep.

Chapter 10: Ill Pay You $500 To Keep Them
(Tonight, or tomorrow)

That was SO FUNNY!! GREAT WORK!! :)

Great! More MORE!!!!!!! :p

Thanks!!!!!!:happyface

I havent been *inspired* for a chapter 10.. but Im still thinking! I also gotta bring back the Happy Days crew into it somehow! LOl. I forget where I left off with them!:lol:

Yeah! More Happy Days! I am such a huge Happy Days fan....well, obviosuly...*LOL*


Maybe you can have Fonzie and the guys meet Squiggy in jail (they'll do something stupid and get locked up, too). Then, Fonzie discovers what Squiggy and Lenny have been saying about Laverne and Shirley and get mad. Or something like that.


Whatever you decide to write, just keep those stories coming! You're doing such GREAT work!

Originally posted by CollegeGirl
Yeah! More Happy Days! I am such a huge Happy Days fan....well, obviosuly...*LOL*


Maybe you can have Fonzie and the guys meet Squiggy in jail (they'll do something stupid and get locked up, too). Then, Fonzie discovers what Squiggy and Lenny have been saying about Laverne and Shirley and get mad. Or something like that.


Whatever you decide to write, just keep those stories coming! You're doing such GREAT work!
Hehe! HEy--thats a good idea! LOl. Thanks!!:D

Ok ok.. Im updating it (finally!) tonite! :woohoo:

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Ok ok.. Im updating it (finally!) tonite! :woohoo:
:woohoo: :banana: :dance: