Sitcomwriter
09-05-2002, 07:54 PM
“The Teacher’s Daughter”
#1:”War of Words”
Cast:
John-Paul Vitale as himself
Stefano ??? as himself
Stephinie ??? as herself
Michelle Atheines as herself
Thomas ??? as himself
Jesse ??? as himself
Paul D'Mayo as himself
Anthony Pylip as himself
Lauren ??? as herself
Nicole ??? as herself
Jackie Coulton as herself
Mrs.Carol Lenoce as herself
Amanda Lenoce as herself
Theme Song:"I'm sleeping
And right in the middle of a good dream
I wake up
From something that keeps knocking at my brain
Before I go insane
I hold my pillow to my head
And spring up in my bed
Screaming out the words I dread:
"I think I love you!" (I think I love you)
So what am I so afraid of?
I'm afraid that I'm not sure of
This love there is no cure for
I think I love you
Isn't that what life is made of?
I think I love you
I think I love you
I think...I love you"
(Opening Credits)
(The light is off in Mrs.Carol Lenoce’s classroom.All the kids are sitting at a large table.Carol’s daughter Amanda walks in)
Amanda:Hi mom
All but Amanda:Hi Amanda
Carol:How are you enjoying your first day as a senior?
Amanda:About as much as a root canal
Carol:Oh too bad.Come join us
(Amanda walks over to the table and sits down next to John-Paul)
Carol:Amanda Anthony thought that you and Troy broke up and spread it all around to everyone at A&W when in reality it was Michelle and RJ
Amanda:Anthony WHY would you think that?
Anthony:Well Troy often visits while I’m at work and your never with him
Amanda:Well I don’t eat meat so there’s no reason to go there
JP:Wait You’re a vegetarian?
Amanda:Yeah
JP:Umm Why?
Amanda:Because we need to save the animals.We cant just eat them.It’s it’s sad!
JP:What did you read that out of a PETA manual?
Amanda:Of course not!
JP:Are you the sort of type that is against fur?
Amanda:Most vegetarians are against fur
JP:Cruella Deville wasn’t
Amanda:Umm she wasn’t a vegetarian and she doesn’t exist
JP:So?
Carol:Anyway Amanda got her license
Amanda:Well not yet it’s just a learner’s permit mom I still have to wait until fricken November!
Anthony:Oh god! Hehe I don’t EVER want to drive if Amanda is allowed to! Hehe
JP:Wait so your telling me if I got steak and chicken and fish and put them in front me and started eating it you wouldn’t get tempted?
Amanda:Of course not
JP:Mrs.Lenoce I’m pretty sure there’s a steak in the refrigerator isn’t there?
Carol:I’m afraid so (GOES over to the refrigerator and gets a slab of steak and put it in front of John-Paul)
Amanda:Don’t tell me your going to eat it RAW like that
JP:Who said I was going to eat it? (Puts it in front of Amanda’s face and starts moaning and groaning.He later lowers his voice) Amanda you know that you want me.You want me,this nice,juicy slab of steak.Juicy,Tender,Raw.Steak.Yum
Amanda:To make you happy I will eat some of that chicken salad in the refrigerator but only if you try my tofu surprise
JP:I love Tofu!
Amanda:The WHOLE thing!
JP:THEN you have to eat the WHOLE chicken salad
Amanda:Deal
JP:Deal
(10 minutes later.John-Paul and Amanda have Tofu Surprise and Chicken salad in front of them)
Carol:GO!
(They start eating but Amanda can’t do it)
Amanda:I can’t do it.I Can’t eat Foghorn Leghorn! (Walks over to the door) You might have one THIS time but it’s not the LAST time! hahahahaha Bye everybody (Leaves)
All:Bye Amanda
(Closing Credits)
The following is seen during the closing credits:”Oh come on! They were MEANT to be together!”
THE END
#1:”War of Words”
Cast:
John-Paul Vitale as himself
Stefano ??? as himself
Stephinie ??? as herself
Michelle Atheines as herself
Thomas ??? as himself
Jesse ??? as himself
Paul D'Mayo as himself
Anthony Pylip as himself
Lauren ??? as herself
Nicole ??? as herself
Jackie Coulton as herself
Mrs.Carol Lenoce as herself
Amanda Lenoce as herself
Theme Song:"I'm sleeping
And right in the middle of a good dream
I wake up
From something that keeps knocking at my brain
Before I go insane
I hold my pillow to my head
And spring up in my bed
Screaming out the words I dread:
"I think I love you!" (I think I love you)
So what am I so afraid of?
I'm afraid that I'm not sure of
This love there is no cure for
I think I love you
Isn't that what life is made of?
I think I love you
I think I love you
I think...I love you"
(Opening Credits)
(The light is off in Mrs.Carol Lenoce’s classroom.All the kids are sitting at a large table.Carol’s daughter Amanda walks in)
Amanda:Hi mom
All but Amanda:Hi Amanda
Carol:How are you enjoying your first day as a senior?
Amanda:About as much as a root canal
Carol:Oh too bad.Come join us
(Amanda walks over to the table and sits down next to John-Paul)
Carol:Amanda Anthony thought that you and Troy broke up and spread it all around to everyone at A&W when in reality it was Michelle and RJ
Amanda:Anthony WHY would you think that?
Anthony:Well Troy often visits while I’m at work and your never with him
Amanda:Well I don’t eat meat so there’s no reason to go there
JP:Wait You’re a vegetarian?
Amanda:Yeah
JP:Umm Why?
Amanda:Because we need to save the animals.We cant just eat them.It’s it’s sad!
JP:What did you read that out of a PETA manual?
Amanda:Of course not!
JP:Are you the sort of type that is against fur?
Amanda:Most vegetarians are against fur
JP:Cruella Deville wasn’t
Amanda:Umm she wasn’t a vegetarian and she doesn’t exist
JP:So?
Carol:Anyway Amanda got her license
Amanda:Well not yet it’s just a learner’s permit mom I still have to wait until fricken November!
Anthony:Oh god! Hehe I don’t EVER want to drive if Amanda is allowed to! Hehe
JP:Wait so your telling me if I got steak and chicken and fish and put them in front me and started eating it you wouldn’t get tempted?
Amanda:Of course not
JP:Mrs.Lenoce I’m pretty sure there’s a steak in the refrigerator isn’t there?
Carol:I’m afraid so (GOES over to the refrigerator and gets a slab of steak and put it in front of John-Paul)
Amanda:Don’t tell me your going to eat it RAW like that
JP:Who said I was going to eat it? (Puts it in front of Amanda’s face and starts moaning and groaning.He later lowers his voice) Amanda you know that you want me.You want me,this nice,juicy slab of steak.Juicy,Tender,Raw.Steak.Yum
Amanda:To make you happy I will eat some of that chicken salad in the refrigerator but only if you try my tofu surprise
JP:I love Tofu!
Amanda:The WHOLE thing!
JP:THEN you have to eat the WHOLE chicken salad
Amanda:Deal
JP:Deal
(10 minutes later.John-Paul and Amanda have Tofu Surprise and Chicken salad in front of them)
Carol:GO!
(They start eating but Amanda can’t do it)
Amanda:I can’t do it.I Can’t eat Foghorn Leghorn! (Walks over to the door) You might have one THIS time but it’s not the LAST time! hahahahaha Bye everybody (Leaves)
All:Bye Amanda
(Closing Credits)
The following is seen during the closing credits:”Oh come on! They were MEANT to be together!”
THE END