It recently occurred to me that Margaret Anderson could not possibly have been the devoted wife she appears to be. In fact, I think she was a cheating sl** of a wife. Have you ever noticed that not a single one of her children bears even the slightest resemblance to her husband, or to one another? Apparently at some point in their marriage, when Jim was at work, Margaret was hitting the sheets with the milkman, the mailman, and the encyclopaedia salesman. Think about it. :eek:

Who do your kids look like, Jane? :confused:

Or wait, I forgot. You don't have any kids, do you? You'd rather spend your timing crapping on your keyboard than engaging in coitus.

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Dear Plain Jane,

You don't seem to like anybody on the show. Why do you watch? You must be watching or you wouldn't seem to know so much about it. :quest:

Originally posted by BOBANDRUN
Dear Plain Jane,

You don't seem to like anybody on the show. Why do you watch? You must be watching or you wouldn't seem to know so much about it. :quest:

Hmm? When did I EVER say I didn't like the show. I love Father Knows Best. I guess all that separates me and you is that I have a sense of humor and don't call other posters names. Lighten up.

Originally posted by Robert Mitchum
Who do your kids look like, Jane? :confused:

Or wait, I forgot. You don't have any kids, do you? You'd rather spend your timing crapping on your keyboard than engaging in coitus.

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Well I can see where your mind is. I don't think Jim Anderson would be very happy with your behavior.:nonono:

Originally posted by JaneTVFan


Well I can see where your mind is. I don't think Jim Anderson would be very happy with your behavior.:nonono:


I LOVE YOU, JANE!

:heart: :eyes: :love:

Originally posted by Robert Mitchum



I LOVE YOU, JANE!

:heart: :eyes: :love:

"Love"??? :confused: It's much too soon for you to be feeling that way, Bobby. If you're saying that just to get me to spread my legs for you, it won't work. I'm not THAT easy! :rolleyes:

My Dearest Jane,

If you're not THAT easy, just how easy are you?:happyface :dance:

This is a really dumb and sleazy thread! The reason the kids don't look like Jim or Margaret is because THEY'RE ALL ACTORS!!!!! Why try to bring cheapness into a show where there's not any.

Oh!

Robert Mitchum, why do you feel the need to insult JaneTVFan on a personal level? She was just stating something, something questionable in the eyes of some, but it's no reason to pass those insults at her.

That's just my 2 cents.

I don't think Margaret was ever unfaithful to Jim. They loved each other, I just can't see her doing that to him :confused:

Interesitng topic, btw

Originally posted by BOBANDRUN
My Dearest Jane,

If you're not THAT easy, just how easy are you?:happyface :dance:

Well, that all depends on what you look like, what kind of vibes I get from you, and how I happen to feel at the time. :liplick: Actually, I prefer the term "free" instead of easy. And how free I am depends on how I feel. I've been with five guys in the last ten weeks or so. If I were "easy" I'd be with at least two guys a week, which comes to 20 in ten weeks. So at just five instead of twenty? Like I said, I'm not that easy. In fact, during the year before this summer, I was celebate most of the time and only hooked up with two guys during the entire year, one of whom was my ex. That's what my life is normally like. Pretty much like Betty Anderson's, quite boring by most people's standards. :) Now tell me, just how easy are you? :wink2:

Originally posted by MaryMarloLaurenandJack
This is a really dumb and sleazy thread!

So why then are you taking part in it?
:rolleyes:
The reason the kids don't look like Jim or Margaret is because THEY'RE ALL ACTORS!!!!!

No! They're all actors? Oh my gosh, I'm sooo glad you told me. I had no idea! :lol:

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters
Robert Mitchum, why do you feel the need to insult JaneTVFan on a personal level? She was just stating something, something questionable in the eyes of some, but it's no reason to pass those insults at her.

That's just my 2 cents.


Thank you. :)

My Dear Jane TV fan,

With the most respect to you,

I'm as easy as my wife lets me be. Which isn't at all. What she doesn't know won't hurt her, however, I have learned from experience, that what she does know can certainly hurt me.

So have a nice day and keep watching. (Whenever TV-Land can find time to air it).:eyes2:

Originally posted by BOBANDRUN
My Dear Jane TV fan,

With the most respect to you,

I'm as easy as my wife lets me be. Which isn't at all. What she doesn't know won't hurt her, however, I have learned from experience, that what she does know can certainly hurt me.

So have a nice day and keep watching. (Whenever TV-Land can find time to air it).:eyes2:

Well Bob, you had better watch what you say and who you flirt with, not that you'd ever have a chance with me. But at least you aren't trying to hide your wedding ring anymore. That would make father very happy.:clap:

Originally posted by JaneTVFan


"Love"??? :confused: It's much too soon for you to be feeling that way, Bobby. If you're saying that just to get me to spread my legs for you, it won't work. I'm not THAT easy! :rolleyes:

Jane, you've gotten me so excited!

:liplick: :liplick: :liplick: :liplick:

Can I be your bi-weekly muff diver?

Originally posted by Robert Mitchum


Jane, you've gotten me so excited!

:liplick: :liplick: :liplick: :liplick:

Can I be your bi-weekly muff diver?

Well before I could make that kind of commitment, I'd have to try you out first. But in order to try you out, I'd need to know if you qualify. Please send me a picture of your tongue. :happyface :eek2: :happyface