Your three-legged dog Willie*

Zany hair on Kramer

I'll be here all the time!

Bubble Boy

My Cubans

I drop it off, I pick it up. It's a delight.

Did I Pinhead?

Frank

The man's a goblin.

Hennigan's Scotch

I am not a prude sweetheart.

- Retail is for suckers.
- What do I have to do?
- Just mention my name.

Big hefty stinking faux pas.

Library

Well, occasionally I like to help the humans.

Nose job

Feets of strength

Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aa-aa-aaaaaaaaaam!!

Run the catalog by yourselves! I quit!

Rat Hat

He Schnapped me

He Took iT ouT!

open-door urination policy,

I've been reviewing Darin's internship journal.

When do I get my 15 minutes?

The Fix Up

You never slipped one past the goalie?

Zany hair on Kramer

Gammy might be dying.

Boy, I really liked the two of you much better when you weren't a couple.

I'm afraid of Clowns.

My Cubans!

The Doorman

moussed up

Frank

The man's a Goblin.

The Couch

I'm a sexual camel.

Jerry

You took a bite and you dipped again

Leapin' Larry

Masters of their domain

No soup for you, NEXT!

The Opera

I am not a prude sweetheart.

Queen of her castle

I am not a prude sweetheart.

Stock Tip

The man's a goblin.

The Couch

Jerry Seinfeld is the devil

Witchy Woman

I'll never fix it.

Yada Yada

Zabruter film

Actually, the unadvertised sale starts on Friday.

Big hefty stinking faux pas.

Comedian

Don't make me hurt you, Jerry.

George eats an éclair out of the trash can.

Food and sex those are my two pations

George is gettin' upset!

HOW 'BOUT TAKING YOUR TOP OFF?

The Little Kicks

Jimmy's got some new moves."

Kiss Hello

Lord of the Idiots!

My aunt's name is Mulva. She's a masseuse.

Nice game, pretty boy.

- Who cancelled? - Carrot Top.

Am I talking to you, Pinhead? Am I?!

Queen of her castle

Rat Hat

Baby Shower

The man's a goblin.

Umbrella Twirl

Vincent.

Hey, I'm gonna get that watch back for you by tomorrow, buddy.

The X's won

Yada Yada

Hi, I'm Zach.

Apple Pie

Breathtaking

Costanza

Drawings of pee-pees

Elaine

Face painter

Georgie Boy

Help me Rhonda

I hate being at a table alone with a married couple talking about their married friends.

Crazy Joe

Little Kicks

She Loves quirky, funny guys

Mango

Nice game, pretty boy

Owen

Portly fellow

Queen of her Castle

Who are you, Diana Ross?

Stakeout

The Clapgo D. 29,

Umbrella Twirl

You can't have sex with someone you admire.

Frank: "You want me to wear a bra?"

the X's won

Yada Yada Yada

Hi, I'm Zach.

Taste the Apple Pie!

I'm keeping my Blood in my freezer

Give me the Code! The Code!

Drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees

Engagement

Food and sex those are my two pations

Georgie Boy

He lives in a bubble.

I can't even make a pot of spaghetti.

But as far as Mr. "Johnson" is concerned,

He tooK it out!

Look at the cute little bastard.

Mango

No you idiot hawks eat squirrels

Ovaltine

Did I Pinhead?

Queen of her Castle

Religion, my friend, that's what happened to me

Stakeout

The Cone of Silence

Umbrella Twirl

The Haitian Voodoo rattle torture

Who's Bozo?

So, um, do you date immature men?....Almost exclusively...

Yada Yada

the Zabruter film

You can liquify a cookie.

Big hefty stinking faux pas.

Chocolate Syrup

Wouldn't waste a sponge on me

Elaine

Don't you see that's 555-FILK.

Georgie Boy

He's a real sidler

I've become George!

But as far as Mr. "Johnson" is concerned,

K-man Kramer

Look at the cute little bastard.

Mulva

No you idiot hawks eat squirrels

Owen March

Puke? That's a funny word.

Queen of her Castle

Religion, my friend, that's what happened to me

- Who are you describing? - Someone. - Named Suz? - No, still Sharon.

Tuck or no tuck?

Him and his buxom little friend, Rachel

I'm a groveling worm.

Oh, my God! Yeah, it's all white. It's all white Jerry! It's all white! I would get that checked out if I were you.

The X's won

You walk into a restaurant, that's all you hear. Pesto. Pesto.

Hi, I'm Zach

Alternate Side

Big hefty stinking faux pas.

Bozo the Clown

Do it in the tub!

Elaine

Feets of strength

Georgie Boy!

He doesn't do everything

I've become George!

But as far as Mr. Johnson is concerned,

K-man, Kramer

. Lord of the Idiots!

Mango

No you idiot hawks eat squirrels

Owen

A little round circular Protuberance.

Queen of her castle

RUSTY!!!

Seinfelds

The man's a goblin

Umbrella twirl

I've been smacking myself senseless.

Wavy, wacky hair on Kramer

I'll never fix it.

Yada Yada Yada

Are they gonna do a Zipper job?

Apple pie (Take a bite!)

Books what do you need them for after you've read them

Costanza

Don't make me hurt you, Jerry.

Elaine

Freckles ugly cousin

Georgie Boy

He's a real sidler

I'm thinking about turning him in too.

I'm Jerry cougar mellencamp

Kman, Kramer

Lord of the Idiots!

Mango

No, Poppie! No!

Owen

Puke? That's a funny word.

Queen of her castle

RUSTY!!!

Stakeout

The Human Fund

But they're being absorbed by Matsushimi...that big Japanese conglomerate.

I've yada yada'd sex.

The Wallet

Where is my Twix?

Yada Yada Yada

the Zabruter film

Apple Pie

Books what do you need them for after you've read them

Cosmo

Don't you see that's 555-FILK.

The BEtrayal

She's a sentence finisher

Georgie Boy

Here's your pizza pea brains.

I've become George!

I am such a Jackass

Kramer

I'm blaming Lupe.

Mango

You're a tough monkey

Owen

Who wouldn't love a Pony?

Mr. Bevilaqua, the gym teacher

Oh help me Rhonda

Sally Weaver

There's your answer. Downtown.

Umbrella Twirl

Vorshtein?

White discoloration

Xena the Warrior Princess.

PonY Remark

the Zee page of my address book

Audrey

Bosomy? You wanna know if your grandmother was bosomy?!

Costanza

Doctor Zeng Zau.

The Engagement

She's a sentence finisher

Summer of George

HOW 'BOUT TAKING YOUR TOP OFF?

I Choose Not To Run.

I'm Jerry Cougar Mellencamp

The Little Kicks

The Lopper

Mango