A Honeymooners St. Patty’s Day:

(Ralph & Ed come home from a Raccoon Lodge meeting.)

Ralph: “Alice! You won’t believe the good news that came from the Raccoon meeting tonight.”

Alice: “What?”

Ralph: “I am going to be on the Bud Light beer truck that’s going to be painted green with Norton. We will be representing the Raccoons and it is our job to douse people in beer who want to get drunk.”

Alice: “Oy vey! Well, I am happy for you Ralph but I just wished people would be more responsible and I so wish you don’t get drunk.”

Ed: “Ralph-ie boy here never gets drunk.”

Alice: “How about the time you came in, flung the window open and yelled at Nrs. Gallagher to get the cat out of our apartment. Only thing is that it wasn’t her cat. You had your Raccoon hat on backwards.”

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): “GEEEEEET OUT!”

(Ed leaves.)

(On the St. Patty’s Day, Ralph & Ed are on the truck as they are in the parade.)

Ralph: “Let’s have done beer Norton.”

Ed: “As they say in the sewer: ‘Here’s mud in your eye.’”

(Ralph tastes it.)

Ralph: “As the fat guy on TV one said: ‘Mmmmmm BOY THAT’S GOOD BOOZE.’”

(Later Alice & Trixie see them. Ralph is now drunk to the point that he’s spraying EVERYONE.)

Alice: “There’s Ralph making a fool of himself.”

Trixie: “Yes he is. So is Ed.”

Ralph (Drunkenly, yells): “ECERYONE GET DRUNK ON ST. PATTY’S DAY!”

(The head Raccon gets soaked. Alice & Trixie see him.)

Head Raccoon: “They will be kicked out of the lodge. Ooooooh!”

(Later on after a nap in jail and a ride home.)

Alice: “Well, you boys made fools of yourselves and you got kicked out of the lodge and had to pay fines. What do you have to say for yourselves?”

Ralph & Ed: “Oooooooooh.”

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)

Trixie: “There’s Ralph & Ed there.@