Cactus Jack
08-21-2002, 12:32 AM
Here's a spinoff idea I had called the Malphs, about Ralph's fmaily, except this is set in like the 70s and 80s cuase Ralph and Leather gotm arreid and had kids, nayways, heres the theme I made up
The Malphs
( clap, clap, clap calp, snap snap snap, oo waa ooo oo waa oo wa wa wa )
In Milwaukee
There is a family
They are called the Malphs
Ralph, is the ad
He's got red hair
He's still got it
Leather is the mom
She's a cool chcik
Wears leather and sings
Ralph Jr. and Suede are their two kids
They are boys
THey are such big goofballs
As big as Ralph and potsie ( wop wop )
Ralphette ist he daughter
She loves pop music
She loves a lot of girlie stuff
Put them all together
They are The Malphs
( doo wop doo wop shooby dooby wop wa wa wa wa waaaaaa )
I've got the Happy Days: 20 years Later idea in my head and the cast goes like this.
Younger cast:
Richard James 'Ricky' or 'R.J' Cunningham Jr.
Age: 23.
Description:Red hair, blue eyes, freckles (like own father), 6'2", wears pink shirt, white tie, grey jacket, grey pants and black penny loafers.
Parents: Richard Jordan Cunningham and Lori-Beth Allen-Cuninngham.
Siblings: 1 sister, Danielle.
Alison Claire 'Allie' Malph.
Age: 19.
Description: Curly brown hair (own mother's hair color, own father's hairstyle), blue eyes (like own parents), 5'7", wears white 3/4 length sleeved blouse, red cardigan sweater, black leather jacket, black leather jeans and red trainers.
Parents: Dr Ralph Hector Malph and Leather Tuscedero-Malph.
Siblings: 1 sister, Wanda and 1 brother, Lou.
Edmund Warren 'Eddie' Weber.
Age: 19.
Description: Dark hair (like both parents), blue eyes, dimple on right cheek (like own father), 5'9", wears red checked shirt, red T-shirt, light blue denim jacket, blue jeans, orange down vest top and red trainers.
Parents: Warren Elliot 'Potsie' Weber and Loretta Campbell-Weber.
Siblings: None.
Danielle Leslie 'Danni' Cunningham.
Age: 19.
Description: Dark curly hair, brown eyes, freckles (like own mother), 5'5", wears light green T-shirt, lilac sweater around waist, dark blue leggings, pink legwarmers and yellow trainers.
Parents: Richard Jordan Cunningham and Lori-Beth Allen-Cuninngham.
Siblings: 1 brother, Richard.
Wanda Roberta Malph.
Age: 16.
Description: Brown hair (like own mother), blue eyes, freckles (like own father), 5'3 1/2", wears white 3/4 length sleeved blouse, pink denim jacket, black vest, blue jeans and gray trainers.
Parents: Dr Ralph Hector Malph and Leather Tuscedero-Malph.
Siblings: 1 sister, Alison and 1 brother, Lou.
Louis Jerry 'Lou' Malph.
Age: 12.
Description: Curly red hair, blue eyes, freckles (like own father), 4'11", wears blue denim jacket, dark blue T-shirt, blue denim jeans and red trainers.
Parents: Dr Ralph Hector Malph and Leather Tuscedero-Malph.
Siblings: 2 sisters, Alison and Wanda.
Daniel 'Danny' Fonzarelli.
Age: 28.
Description: Dark hair, dark eyes (like own adoptive father), 6'3", wears black leather jacket, blue jeans, black T-shirt and black boots.
Real parents: Unknown.
Adoptive Parents: Arthur 'Fonzie' or 'the Fonz' Fonzarelli and Daphne Harper-Fonzarelli.
Siblings: None.
Amy Theresa Arcola.
Age: 15.
Description: Curly dark hair, blue eyes, freckles (like own mother), 5'2 1/2", wears pink 3/4 length sleeved blouse, dark blue mini skirt, light green legwarmers and black penny loafers.
Parents: Charles Edmund 'Chachi' Arcola and Joanie Louise Cunningham-Arcola.
Siblings: None.
Older cast:
Richard Jordan 'Rich' Cunningham.
Age: 44.
Description:Red hair, blue eyes, freckles, 5'9", wears pink shirt, red tie, grey jacket, grey pants and black penny loafers.
Spouse: Laura Elizabeth 'Lori-Beth' Allen-Cunningham. (1962-present)
Children: 1 son, R.J (who lives in LA) and 1 daughter, Danni.
Dr Ralph Hector Malph.
Age: 44.
Description: Wavy red hair (once was curly), blue eyes, freckles, 5'11", wears dark blue shirt, red tie, navy jacket, navy pants and black penny loafers.
Spouse: Leather Tuscedero-Malph. (1965-present)
Children: 2 daughters, Allie and Wanda and 1 brother, Lou.
Warren Elliot 'Potsie' Weber.
Age: 44.
Description: Dark hair (with some gray in it), blue eyes, dimple on right cheek, 5'10", wears red tie, light blue shirt, black jacket, black pants and black penny loafers, a bit fat.
Spouse #1: Loretta Campbell-Weber. (1965-1980) (her death)
Spouse #2: Courtney Hyerdal-Weber. (1983-present)
Children: 1 son from his first marriage, Eddie and 1 stepdaugher Becky.
Laura Elizabeth 'Lori-Beth' Allen-Cunningham.
Age: 44.
Description: Dark curly hair, brown eyes, freckles, 5'3 1/2", wears light green blouse, lilac sweater, dark blue skirt and black high heels.
Spouse: Richard Jordan Cunningham. (1962-present)
Children: 1 son, R.J and 1 daughter, Danni.
Leather Tuscerdero-Malph.
Age: 44.
Description: Brown hair, blue eyes, 5', wears white 3/4 length sleeved blouse, black leather jacket, black leather skirt and black high heels.
Spouse: Dr Ralph Hector Malph. (1965-present)
Children: 2 daughers, Allie and Wanda and 1 son, Lou.
Courtney Hyerdal-Weber.
Age: 43.
Description: Blonde hair, blue eyes, 5'6", wears blue sweater, yellow blouse, blue skirt and black high heels.
Spouse #1: Russell McKay. (1966-1979) (divorced)
Spouse #2: Warren Elliot 'Potsie' Weber. (1983-present)
Children: 1 duagher from her first marriage Becky and 1 stepson, Eddie.
Arthur Herbert 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli.
Age: 46.
Description: Dark hair, dark eyes, 5'6 1/2", wears black leather jacket, blue jeans, black T-shirt and black boots.
Spouse: Daphne Harper-Weber (1977-present)
Adoptive children: 1 son, Danny.
Charles Edmund 'Chachi' Arcola.
Age: 40.
Description: Dark hair, dark eyes, 6', wears orange T-shirt, blue jeans, dark green jacket and black sneakers.
Spouse: Joanie Louise Cunningham-Arcola. (1965-present)
Children: 1 daughter, Amy.
Joanie Louise Cunnigham-Arcola.
Age: 40.
Description: Dark curly hair, blue eyes, freckles, 5'4", wears fushia blouse, blue mini skirt, dark green jacket and black high heels.
Spouse: Charles Edmund 'Chachi' Arcola. (1965-present)
Children: 1 daughter, Amy.
Others:
Marion Alison 'Mari' Kelp-Cunningham.
Age: 69.
Description:Red hair, blue eyes, 5'5", wears pink blouse, red skirt, red belt and brown high heels.
Spouse: Howard Charles Cunningham. (1936-1982) (his death)
Children: 1 son, Richie and 1 daughter, Joanie.
Louisa Arcola-Delvecchio.
Age: 60.
Description: Dark brown hair, brown eyes, 5'3", wears dark blue sweater, brown skirt and brown high heels.
Spouse: Alfred Salvatore Delvecchio. (1963-1978) (his death)
Children: 1 son, Chachi.
Roger Elliot Philips.
Age: 44.
Description: Brown hair, blue eyes, 5'11", wears red tie, light blue shirt, black jacket, black pants and black penny loafers.
Spouse: Jenny Piccalo-Philips. (1969-present)
Children: 2 twin sons, Gene and Elvis and 1 daughter, Bridget.
Jennifer Katherine 'Jenny' Piccalo-Philips.
Age: 40.
Description: Brown hair, blue eyes, 5'4, wears light green blouse, lilac sweater, dark blue skirt and black high heels.
Spouse: Roger Elliot Philips. (1969-present)
Children: 2 twin sons, Gene and Elvis and 1 daughter, Bridget.
Elvis Roger Philips.
Age: 19.
Description: Brown hair, blue eyes, 6'1, wears white T-shirt, black leather jacket, blue jeans and dark blue trainers.
Parents: Roger Eliot Philips and Jennifer Katherine 'Jenny' Piccalo-Philips.
Siblings: 1 twin brother, Gene and 1 sister, Bridget.
Eugene Peter 'Gene' Philips.
Age: 19.
Description: Brown hair, blue eyes, 6', wears blue sweater, yellow polo top, blue jeans and black penny loafers.
Parents: Roger Eliot Philips and Jennifer Katherine 'Jenny' Piccalo-Philips.
Siblings: 1 twin brother, Gene and 1 sister, Bridget.
Bridget Louise Philips.
Age: 13.
Description: Brown hair, blue eyes, 5'2 1/2", wears pink sweater, blue T-shirt, black leggings and red trainers.
Parents: Roger Eliot Philips and Jennifer Katherine 'Jenny' Piccalo-Philips.
Siblings: 1 twin brother, Gene and 1 sister, Bridget.
Rebecca Judith 'Becky' McKay.
Age: 14.
Description: Blonde hair, blue eyes, 5'1, wears orange sleeveless top, blue pedal pushers, red sweater, dark green leggings and black penny loafers.
Parents: Russell McKay and Courtney Hyerdal-Weber.
Siblings: None.
antman67
01-26-2014, 01:29 PM
I found this today...
http://www.parade.com/250042/parade/what-if-happy-days-was-still-on-the-air-modern-seinfeld-co-tweeter-weighs-in/
I found it funny?
What If Happy Days Was Still On the Air? 'Modern Seinfeld' Co-Tweeter Weighs In
What kinds of trouble would Fonzie get into today?
On the 40th anniversary of the show’s debut, Josh Gondelman, cocreator of the viral “Modern Seinfeld” Twitter feed, imagines the gang in the present with hilarious ideas for contemporary plot lines, below.
Where Are They Now? Photos of the Happy Days Cast, Then and Now
http://thumbnails109.imagebam.com/30405/1ffdf6304049433.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/1ffdf6304049433)
Fonzie is a hit on YouTube when a clip of him water-skiing over a shark draws 10 million views.
http://thumbnails110.imagebam.com/30405/504a2f304049700.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/504a2f304049700)
Richie launches a nostalgic podcast called “These Days Are Ours.” It climbs to No. 1 on iTunes.
http://thumbnails112.imagebam.com/30405/7098a3304049865.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/7098a3304049865)
Arnold’s replaces the jukebox with an iPod, which Fonzie can still miraculously fix by banging on it.
http://thumbnails111.imagebam.com/30406/b00e2a304050007.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/b00e2a304050007)
Potsie enjoys a brief moment of fame as a semifinalist on American Idol—before getting voted off.
http://thumbnails109.imagebam.com/30406/85e03d304050303.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/85e03d304050303)
A Hollywood producer tries to talk Joanie and Chachi into starring in a reality show called Joanie and Chachi Plus Eight.
http://thumbnails109.imagebam.com/30406/a99274304050963.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/a99274304050963)
Fonzie moves out of the Cunningham home, and Mr. and Mrs. C rent out his apartment on Airbnb or possibly a brothel to re-coop lost revenue?
http://thumbnails109.imagebam.com/30406/b75501304052726.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/b75501304052726)
Pinky and Leather’s kid sister, Snooki Tuscadero (played by the Jersey Shore star herself), has a guest spot.
http://thumbnails110.imagebam.com/30406/c623ec304053286.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/c623ec304053286)
Ralph Malph’s optometry business is credited for reviving the thick black “hipster” style glasses frames.
http://thumbnails111.imagebam.com/30406/fbd941304053780.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/fbd941304053780)
Arnold reveals he is SECRETLY Mr. Miyagi
http://thumbnails111.imagebam.com/30406/654635304054701.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/654635304054701)
Al was ACTUALLY kicked off the Police force from the Odd Couple and took a job as a short order cook on Happy days to pay the rent
http://thumbnails112.imagebam.com/30406/d74766304055182.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/d74766304055182)
Mr.C was actually working as an under cover FBI Agent setting up a sting building a case to have Fonzie put away for Life for past unsolved gang related crimes when he was with the Falcons.
http://thumbnails109.imagebam.com/30407/af1237304064203.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/af1237304064203)
Mrs. C was addicted to pain killers and was on Dr. Drew's celebrity rehab for awhile
http://thumbnails111.imagebam.com/30407/d7c56d304065841.jpg (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChuckCunninghamSyndrome)
Chuck (BOTH OF THEM) were scheming a Monster FORCED come back onto the show but were stopped from a tip from Mr.C to ATF agents at the Mexican border. They were both detained with numerous weapon violations; illegal fire arms, and bombs that looked like basketballs.
http://thumbnails109.imagebam.com/30407/39d1aa304069568.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/39d1aa304069568)
Spike was written off the show without explanation & was putting together a new gang to over power the Fonz. It was primarirly comprised of Danny Bonaduce, Barry Williams, Todd Bridges, Bud Bundy, Oliver from the Brady Bunch and was open to anyone who wanted to join but interpersonal communication QUICKLY fell apart and the crew dismantled almost as quickly as it came to fruition.
Where are they now? See then-and-now photos of the Happy Days cast!