Atari 2600 - Your so happy they have 1 for sale..... At only $10 its a steal! (Comes with 50 games)

B

B - Bongos

C

Coffee cups, some can be worth way more than the quarter you will probably pay for them. :D

doorstops

E- End table

F

Fabrics

G

Garden Hose

H

Hammock?

I

Ice chest

Jewelry

K- Kettle

L

LP record

M

Mirrors

N

Napkins

O - Overshoes

P

Pails

Q R

Quilts

Rags - Your husband is a mechanic and is always getting dirty..... Your glad you got all these rags!!

S

Sander

T

Toys

U- Underwear ( Eww, I personally wouldn't buy second hand underwear :p, but I have seen it sold at yard sales ) !!:eek::D

V

Varnish

W

Watermelon - Oh my you love it,you cant believe they are just giving it away!! -- Turns out they have a farm and have 100s of them!!! -- You ask if you can buy 5 more..... They just give you those also..... You cant believe your luck.. On the way home you buy a $30 lotto ticket and when you get home you scratch it and find out you have won $0 :( -- Your wife is pi$$ed you wasted the money!!

X/Y

Xylophone

Z

Yoyo :) - You havent had a Yoyo in years and are glad to get this one!!

Z

Z- Zebra stuffed animal

A

Albums

B

Baskets

C

Can Opener

D

D- Dolls

E

Electric fans

Fire Logs

G

Guitar

H- Hangers

I

Ice cube trays

J

Jewelry

K

Kilt

Luggage

Money - You cant believe a bag of $$$$ is for sale..... And for $20 it seems like a steal. They tell you not to open it until you get home..... You do as your told and when you get home,you open the bag to find $6000 in play money :D (You should have known but your luck has been so bad lately that you hoped this would be a turn around. You are disgusted and place it out back and light the whole thing ablaze)

N

Nutcracker

Oranges

P

Pennies from early years

Quarters - You collect STATE QUARTERS and for only $5 you got 5 more states! (CA,IL,VT,CT,PA)

R

Rag Doll

Stapler

T

Tiles!! -- Your excited..... You are re-tiling your bathroom and they literally are giving all this away!! (Only $100) -- Your wife is pi$$ed ya spent so much but it all works out....

U

U - Used (a lot of stuff)

V = Violin

W - Woodstock T-shirt

X thru A

Accordian (my bro was given a new accord...when he was 12 or so and he took lessons, never loved it, and did it for my parent's sake, wonder what happened to it.)

B

Balloons - Its your wifes bday and you dont have anything to give her!! -- You feel terrible and drive around until you find a garbage sale selling 100s of diff balloon types....... <<>> Your happy!!

C

Cards

E

Envelopes

Football

G

OOPs we skipped D,lets not do it again :)

G - Gloves: Your working in the garage and your hands are rock solid dirty,your glad you spotted these for only $5!!

H

D = Dolls
H = Halter Top

Irish ( St. Patrick's day type) knickknacks

J

Jeans

Kittens

L

Possible, to have a bunch of kittens for a donation, or give away.

Loafers

Mixer

N

Nutcracker

Olds parts

P

Pet collar

Q/R

Quilt

Rolling Stones album(s)

S

Supper plates - Your having a party and need extra plates..... Your so happy :)

T

Toenail Clipper

Undies - Your going camping and wanna make sure you enough - Your so lucky this garage sale has tons!!

V

Violin

W

Wine rack

X - X-ray table (??) - for those who want the most uncomfortable thing to lie on, ever

Yarn

Z - Zinn old textbooks

Antiques

Books - You just love to read!! - Your so exicted all these science books and what not are being sold for 5 cents for the whole bin!!!! -- You cant believe your luck and laugh all the way home.... When you get home you discover why it was such a good deal... IT WAS ONLY THE COVER OF EACH BOOK.... You get pi$$ed and return to the house the sale was at THAT NIGHT and dump them all over thier yard....... You laugh and carry on like a 2yo :D

C

Comic Books

D

Dolls

Egg shaped figurines ( for Easter)

F

Furniture - You just moved into a new flat and cant believe your luck..... By the time you leave this sale you gave spent over $200!! (Your husband is quite mad you spent so much)

G

Grapes (plastic)

Hula Hoop

I J

Individual items for your living room..

J

Joke Book

Kitchen supplies

L

Lanterns


M

Math worksheets

Notebook - Your son is starting 5th grade today so you are happy you found these being basically given away FREE!!!!

O

Old magazines

Peanuts - You cant believe this sale has peanuts for sale!! -- You buy them and start gobbling them down 1 by 1!!

Q

Quilt

Rug - The rug in your living room had a big spill and was ruined..... You are happy they have this big rug for sale!! (You were scared your husband would find out)

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S

S- Sweatshirt

T

Tiles - Your redoing your bathroom and cant believe your luck..... The whole box is only $3!! -- You get them home and sadly find out why they were so cheap... They break when stepped on! -- Your pi$$ed and go back to the sale to demand your $$ back but its gone..... Your so mad at yourself for going to a blind garage sale.. (One that isnt at a certain house) -- You go back home and start yelling,etc.. You get in a big fight with your wife,its awefull.... She says its your fauilt and ya get madder...... Before you know it,you and her are trashing the house,calling each other names..... You accidently dial 911 and the cops come and quickly calm things down...........


U

Umbrella

Velvet material

W

Velvet material

W

White Sheets

Xylophone parts - Your son is happy,his needed new parts so you buy this old one at this sale that is sold 'FOR PARTS ONLY' and make his mucho nicer!

Y

Yellow yarn

Zapper - Ahhhhhhhhhh your backyard is full of bugs,your so happy to find a zapper for sale!!

A

Apple Corer

Books

C

Books

C

Canteen

Decorations - You want GOOD decorations and you cant believw what they have! (C7 Bulbs,etc) -- You buy it all!! -- Your tree/house looks like its 1980 and your happy :)

E

Duffel bag

Eggs (homeowner has chickens)

F

Feather boa

Geiger Counter

H

Hat - Your hat blew away in the wind last week so you are glad you found this one :)

I

Irish Whiskey bottle

Junk only YOU like :)

K

Knitted baby clothes and booties

Lunchboxes

Milk - You cant believe it,they have 2% organic milk for sale and its 1/2 the price you pay at whole foods!! -- You buy $20 worth and bring it home..... When you taste it,its aweful.... You look at the expiration date and it expired last month..... You get pissed and 1 night go back to the house the sale was at at pour all the milk all over thier cars,etc........ You go home feeling happy :)

N

Napkin holders

Office Chair - Your husband will be happy :)

P

Puzzles

Q- Quilts

R

Rayon blouses

Saw blade - Your so happy...... You dont know how your blade got bent!! -- You took it out one day and it was warped like a record left in the sun!!

T

Toys

Umbrellas

V- Vase

W

W = Washcloths

Xylophone - Your so happy you found one in tact!!! (They only were asking $10)

y

Yard furniture

Z

Zippers - All the zippers on your coats broke so your lucky you happend on this sale..... They were selling 100 for only $25 -- You think you lucked out until you got home and found most didnt work :(

A

Aprons

B

Baby Clothes

C

Clothes

D

Doll Carriage

Ear rings

F

Fluffy stuffed animals

Godzilla model

Hairspray - Your hair has been a mess,your glad you found this stuff!!

I

Izod shirts

Jellybeans

K

Knee Pads

Lace Nightgowns

Mirrors

N

Nut cracker

Oxygen tank

P

Plywood -- You cant believe your luck..... Your buidling a deck and found all this being given FREE! -- You rush home and finish your deck :)

Q

Q = Quilt

Rugs

S

Saxophone

Toaster

U

Utensils

V

V- Vase

W

Watermelon :)

X\Y

Xylophone, used

Yarn - You have been meaning to buy more so you can finish your project,your wife is pissed -- Your glad ya found some!!!

Z

Zebra, stuffed

Assorted Goods

B

Bread Box

Canned Baked Beans

D

Dolls

Eggs - Your daughter loves them and your surprised they sell them at this sale...... You buy all 10 cartons!! (Only $5)

F

Faded magazines

Garments

H

Hangers

I

Ivory necklace

Junk - You goto this one sale and buy stuff they have labeled "JUNK"..... They wont let ya open the box,ya gotta buy it for $20.. You agree and go home and open the box....

Inside you find

1) 1955 toaster - works perfectly
2) Antique clock
3) old coins
4) 1960s Jewerly

You couldnt be happier!!

K

Knitted sweater

L

Lincoln Logs

Magnets

Noise makers

O

Old Record Albums

P

Playstation

Q R

Quilts

R

Rags - Your husband is a machanic and makes messes- Your glad ya found these!!

S

S = Saucepans

T

TV - Ya found a good CRT,your so happy! (32")

U

Umbrellas

Vase - Your wife is sad,her vase broke so your glad ya found this!!

W

When my kids were little I would find a lot of nice clothes for them. And I would pick up little knick knacks and Christmas decorations too.

skipping x

Yarn

Zoo animal knick knacks

A

Animals (stuffed toys)

Bed stuff (Sheets,etc)

C

Cotton t-shirts

D

Dresses

E

Easter baskets

F

Apron

B

Boys' clothing

C

Candles

D

Desks

E

Everything good!! -- You cant believe everything good ya found at this sale today!! (Total cost about $50)

F

Fan

G

Goodies!!

H

Houses for dolls (dollhouses)

Ice cube trays - Your so happy,yours broke and have been looking for new ones!

At $5,you cant resist!!

J

Jazz albums

Kinxs first albnum - You cant believe they only want $1!! (When you get home you discover why :()

L

Loose buttons

M

Music of all kinds........ You find 8tracks,cassettes and records and love going thru them and see what ya like!

N

Nut cracker

Office furniture - Wow you couldnt be happier!!

P

Puppets

Q

QBERT - Wow your son will love it,he has been looking for a good copy of this game!!

R

QBERT - Wow your son will love it,he has been looking for a good copy of this game!!

R

My husband was addicted to Qbert! He got really good at it!:lol:

Robot parts - Your son will love it,he has been wanting to put a whole one together!!

S

Soap (unused)

T

Wouldnt it be funny if they sold 1/2 used bars??? (Ah man!!)

Train set - Your son will love it,its as big as a whole room!!

U

Holiday decorations

Wouldnt it be funny if they sold 1/2 used bars??? (Ah man!!)

Train set - Your son will love it,its as big as a whole room!!

U

LOL, Soap Slivers 5 cents each! :crazy:

U = Used Umbrellas

V

Violin - You love making people happy by playing nice music :)

W

W = Wine bottles for decoration (empty)

X - Xylophone

Y

Yoyo

Z

Zebra stuffed toy

A

Afghan

B

Balls - Your son loves playing in his playpen,adding these toys will make him more happy :)

C

Chiffon scarves

D

Doorknob - Your room has had a broken doorknob for months... Your so happy you can finally fix it!!

E

Eggs made of plastic for Easter

F

Furniture - Your husband will be happy,you picked up a whole living room set for $200!!!

G

Gate

H

Hose - Your water hose only reaches 1/2 way,this one goes the whole stretch - Your so happy!!

I

Ice Cream dishes

J

Jellyfish collection - Your son will be happy :)

K

Kite

L

Litter box - Your kitties litter box sprung a leak. At first you didnt know where that smell was coming from!! -- You were happpy to find this for only $10!!

M

Mittens

N

Neckties

O

Office supplies

P

Party supplies

Q

Quarter Tube - Your so happy,you must have $20 in quarters just laying about!

R

Rag doll

Random stuff

G

S - Salt & Pepper shakers

T

Tires for your car!

U/V

Umbrellas

Vase

W

Water Guns

X/Y

skipping X

Yellow ribbons

Z

X - Xylophone (It was only $2,you couldnt resist)

Z - Ziploc bags

A

A = Art work

B

Baby clothes - You havent been able to find any so your glad ya did!

C

C = Clothing for adults

D

Diapers :)

E

Egg cartons

Furniture

G

Gifts

Hair accessories

I

Interesting things

J

Jigsaw puzzles

K