An I Love Lucy Valentines Day:

(Lucy goes to the phone and calls Kramer’s Candy Kitchen.)

Lucy: “Yes, i am Lucy Ricardo. I want to order a bunch of chocolates for my son’s school.”

(Ricky comes out. He overhears it.)

Lucy: “Yes, that price sounds reasonable. I will get my husband’s credit card since mine was maxed out.”

Ricky (scaring Lucy): “Lucy.”

Lucy: “What?”

Ricky: “Lucy, you can’t give your credit card over the phone due to security reasons.”

Lucy: “Oh Ricky. The chances of that happening are zilch.”

Ricky: “Lucy, I know credit cards more than you do. Order it on the website. I’m going to go see Fred.”

Lucy: “Ok.”

(On Valentine’s Day, Lucy is in the kitchen. Ethel comes in.)

Ethel: “Hi Lucy! Did Little Ricky get those chocolates?”

Lucy: “Yes he did. I ordered them through the phone using Ricky’s credit card. He says that you can’t do that anymore. He’s just being paranoid. The chances of credit card numbers being stolen over the phone are zilch.”

Ricky (yells): “LUCY!!!! WHAT’S THE MEANING OF THIS?”

(Ricky comes in with his smartphone.)

Ricky (yells): “LUCY, DID YOU ORDER THOSE CHOCOLATES OVER THE PHONE?”

Lucy: “Yes.”

Ricky: “Thanks to you, I know have a $1,000,000 phone bill. Someone ordered a bunch of baby food with my credit card. I know it wasn’t you.”

Lucy: “Ewwww!!!!”

Ricky: “Someone better fix this.”

Lucy: “Now Ricky, someday you will look back at this and laugh hysterically. Hahaha!”

(Lucy cries.)

(The end.)