Ok here is a new sitcom which is going to be totally ruthless and probably a bit risque. Its about these two guys who are trying to rid the world of annoying old people. I dont really hate old people but I think this might be some funny stuff.

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Its Christmas time in the town of Boonetooney Alabama and everyone is busy trying to buy things for the holidays. Shoppers are busy buying gifts and grocery items, everything is seeming to go well until.....

Store Clerk- That will be seventy-five cents maam.

Old Lady- Do what? Dont you think thats too high?

Store Clerk- Uh lady thats the standard price for a pack of sugarless gum.

Old Lady- Lawd have mercy, when I was a kid I only gave a nickle for gum, everything is so high now!

Just then out of nowhere there is a rush of wind in the grocery store and Ned and Ted appear standing next to the Lady.

Ned- Is there some sort of problem here?

Old Lady- Yes, there is this grocery store is just way too high on their groceries

Ted(addressing the store clerk) We'll take care of this problem!

Then with a mighty roundhouse kick Ned kicks the old lady through the plate glass window in the front of the store.

Store Clerk- But what about my seventy-five cents?

Ted- No problem

Ted then flies to the old lady which is trying to dust herself off and get up and snatches her purse and hands it to the store clerk.

Ned- That should cover your damages.

Store Clerk- Gee thanks Ned and Ted!

Justice is once again served and one more old goat has learned their lesson in Boonetooney!
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Ill write scene two later if everyone likes it if its going to make some people mad I wont write anymore, Id like your feedback