A Honeymooners MLK Day:

(Ralph & Ed are on the bus.)

Ralph: “Norton, take a look outside the window.”

(He does.)

Ed: “That guy looks like Martin Luther King Jr.”

Ralph: “Yes, he does. I hope he gets on my bus.”

(He does. Ed approaches him.)

Ed: “Sir, me and my pal Ralph-ie boy, both think that you look like Martin Luther King.”

Man: “I get that all of the time.”

Ralph: “You must be very popular.”

Man: “Thanks. I always get treated with reverence and respect even though I am not him.”

Ralph: “Martin would love to see you.”

Man: “Yes he would. He made a great difference in this country. He had a dream that came true.”

Ed: “Ralph, that’s quite the contrast because your dreams always fail.”

Ralph: “Norton, I would like to belt you right in the mouth.”

Man: “This is my stop sir.”

(Ralph stops.)

Man: “I think we should all agree. There was no one like Dr. King.”

(They all break out into a song that says that there is no one like Dr. King.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!”

(Criwd cheers.)