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12-14-2022, 10:47 PM
(with full apologies to Clement Clarke Moore and the entire Sitcoms Online community)
‘‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the site
Everybody was filled with holiday delight
Cozy and warm, snug in their bed
With visions of Valerie Bertinelli dancing in their head
Bonnie had hung the mistletoe with care
In the hopes that St. Lembeck would soon be there
Wawwie, with menorah and dreidel, in a festive mood
Because soon it would be time for the Chinese food
Torgo and family were feeling quite groovy
Knowing they’d soon be watching a blood soaked holiday movie
One person in a Scroogey mood was Ma
Thinking thoughts of humbug, bah
Unless the name is pronounced Em-A
Then she wishes everyone a glorious day
tenter was wishing for a year filled with good lucks
Even though Nick at Nite still sucks
TVFactFan thought Santa was a fraud
Because Santa thought Good Times was a spin-off of Maude
TVLegend had thoughts of meeting ol’ Saint Nick
And writing another year of joyous fanfic
Zoneboy was torn between happiness and fits
With dreams of candy canes, sugar plums, and many more obits
Penny Lane, being quite sublime
Was :music: simply having a wonderful Christmas time :music:
TMC lay in the bed, grabbed the hot cocoa, and started to wait
For the chance to post tons more clickbait
Even the Grinch paid a visit, with the strength of ten Grinches plus two
To leave a festive present for little Baba Lu Who
Then arose a post that caused such a clatter
I had to click in to see what was the matter
I saw Dude111 jump in his sleigh after up to the roof I ran
And as he flew away I heard him exclaim “Ah man”
‘‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the site
Everybody was filled with holiday delight
Cozy and warm, snug in their bed
With visions of Valerie Bertinelli dancing in their head
Bonnie had hung the mistletoe with care
In the hopes that St. Lembeck would soon be there
Wawwie, with menorah and dreidel, in a festive mood
Because soon it would be time for the Chinese food
Torgo and family were feeling quite groovy
Knowing they’d soon be watching a blood soaked holiday movie
One person in a Scroogey mood was Ma
Thinking thoughts of humbug, bah
Unless the name is pronounced Em-A
Then she wishes everyone a glorious day
tenter was wishing for a year filled with good lucks
Even though Nick at Nite still sucks
TVFactFan thought Santa was a fraud
Because Santa thought Good Times was a spin-off of Maude
TVLegend had thoughts of meeting ol’ Saint Nick
And writing another year of joyous fanfic
Zoneboy was torn between happiness and fits
With dreams of candy canes, sugar plums, and many more obits
Penny Lane, being quite sublime
Was :music: simply having a wonderful Christmas time :music:
TMC lay in the bed, grabbed the hot cocoa, and started to wait
For the chance to post tons more clickbait
Even the Grinch paid a visit, with the strength of ten Grinches plus two
To leave a festive present for little Baba Lu Who
Then arose a post that caused such a clatter
I had to click in to see what was the matter
I saw Dude111 jump in his sleigh after up to the roof I ran
And as he flew away I heard him exclaim “Ah man”