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11-27-2022, 08:27 PM
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I review and rank every episode of Malcolm in the Middle.
Yes, it really does cover every episode and every season of this show.
Yes, I am very tired now.
Season 1:
0:56 - Pilot
3:52 - Red Dress
6:12 - Home Alone 4
7:07 - Shame
7:46 - Malcolm Babysits
9:34 - Sleepover
10:41 - Francis Escapes
11:59 - Krelboyne Picnic
13:32 - Lois Vs. Evil
14:49 - Stock Car Races
16:08 - Funeral
17:21 - Cheerleader
18:18 - Roller Skates
18:41 - Bots and the Bees
19:45 - Smunday
20:22 - Waterpark (S1 Finale)
Season 2:
23:16 - Traffic
27:56 - Approximately
29:53 - Lois' Birthday
32:33 - Dinner Out
33:52 - Vacation/Casino
34:55 - Convention
35:41 - Robbery
36:51 - Therapy
37:54 - High School Play
38:45 - The Bully
39:32 - Old Mrs Old [The Malcolm joyride episode]
42:20 - Krelboyne Girl
44:28 - New Neighbors
45:18 - Hal Quits
46:51 - Grandparents
48:27 - Traffic Ticket
50:29 - Surgery
51:16 - Reese Cooks
52:42 - Tutoring Reese
53:57 - Bowling
56:06 - Malcolm Vs Reese
57:31 - Mini-Bike
58:32 - Carnival
59:14 - Evacuation
1:01:12 - Flashback [Season 2 finale]
Season 3:
1:02:16 - House Boat
1:03:24 - Emancipation
1:06:02 - Book Club
1:07:23 - Malcolm's Girlfriend
1:08:27 - Charity
1:10:47 - Health Scare
1:12:53 - Christmas [The Grandma Christmas Episode]
1:15:40 - Poker
1:16:46 - Reese's Job
1:17:48 - Lois' Makeover [The future is now, old man episode]
1:20:13 - Company Picnic Pt. 1 & 2
1:24:41 - Reese Drives
1:25:22 - Cynthia's Back
1:26:51 - Hal's Birthday
1:30:06 - Hal Coaches
1:31:28 - Dewey's Dog
1:33:50 - Poker #2
1:34:56 - Clip Show
1:35:32 - Jury Duty
1:36:35 - Cliques
1:38:07 - The Monkey [Season 3 Finale]
Season 4:
1:40:07 - Zoo
1:42:16 - Humiliation
1:45:00 - Family Reunion
1:47:23 - Stupid Girl
1:49:09 - Forward Backwards
1:52:24 - Forbidden Girlfriend
1:54:02 - Malcolm Holds his Tongue
1:55:38 - Boys at Ranch
1:56:52 - Grandma Sues
1:58:22 - If Boys Were Girls
2:01:07 - Long Drive
2:02:37 - Kicked Out
2:04:21 - Stereo Store
2:06:56 - Hal's Friend
2:09:09 - Garage Sale
2:10:19 - Academic Octlathon
2:11:46 - Clip Show II
2:12:32 - Reese's Party
2:13:56 - Future Malcolm
2:15:18 - Baby (Part 1)
2:19:10 Baby (Part 2)
2:21:08 - Day Care [Season 4 Finale]
Season 5:
2:22:49 – Vegas
2:24:30 – Baby
2:26:33 – Goodbye Kitty
2:28:20 -Thanksgiving
2:30:06 – Malcolm Films Reese
2:31:45 – Malcolm’s Job
2:33:24 – Christmas Tree (The Christmas episode where Hal buys a ton of Christmas Trees to sell for a profit)
2:35:31 – Block Party
2:36:54 – Dirty Magazine
2:39:20 – Hot Tub
2:41:05 – Ida’s Boyfriend
2:43:18 – Softball
2:44:23 – Lois’ Sister
2:46:06 – Malcolm Dates a Family
2:48:17 – Reese’s Apartment
2:50:44 – Malcolm Visits College
2:51:31 – Polly in the Middle
2:54:49 – Experiment
2:56:01 – Dewey’s Special Class
2:58:21 – Victor’s Other Family
2:59:46 – Reese Joins the Army [Pt. 1 & 2 – Season 5 Finale]
Season 6:
3:02:26 – Reese Comes Home
3:04:38 – Busey’s Run Away
3:07:29 – Standee [The Malcolm vs Lois on the beer cardboard sign]
3:09:41 – Pearl Harbor
3:11:19 – Kitty’s Back
3:13:39 – Hal’s Christmas Gift (Depressing episode where they make gifts and Hal lies to the family and takes them on an overly long trip to conceal it. Lois Road Rage episode too)
3:15:28 – Hal Sleepwalks
3:17:40 – Lois Battles Jamie
3:19:30 – Malcolm’s Car
3:20:42 – Billboard
3:22:58 – Opera
3:24:44 – Living Will
3:26:08 – Tiki Lounge
3:28:11 – Chad’s Sleepover
3:30:19 – No Motorcycles [The Hal and Francis episode where they go on a trip]
3:33:07 – Butterflies
3:34:43 – Ida’s Dance
3:37:33 – Motivational Speaker
3:39:08 – Stilts
3:41:10 – Busey’s Take a Hostage
3:42:01 – Mrs Tri-County [The Lois contest episode – Season 6 Finale]
Season 7:
3:44:27 – Burning Man
3:46:36 – Health Insurance
3:47:51 – Reese Vs Stevie
3:49:37 – Halloween
3:52:14 – Jessica Stays Over
3:55:24 – Secret Boyfriend
3:56:54 – Blackout
3:59:02 – Army Buddy
4:00:27 – Malcolm Defends Reese
4:02:03 – Malcolm’s Money
4:03:28 – Bride of Ida
4:05:33 – College Recruiters
4:07:21 – Mono
4:08:45 – Hal Grieves
4:10:37 – A.A.
4:12:30 – Lois Strikes Back
4:14:29 – Hal’s Dentist
4:16:33 – Bomb Shelter
4:18:46 – Stevie in the Hospital
4:20:43 – Cattle Court
4:23:07 – Morp
4:25:08 – Graduation [Series Finale]
I review and rank every episode of Malcolm in the Middle.
Yes, it really does cover every episode and every season of this show.
Yes, I am very tired now.
Season 1:
0:56 - Pilot
3:52 - Red Dress
6:12 - Home Alone 4
7:07 - Shame
7:46 - Malcolm Babysits
9:34 - Sleepover
10:41 - Francis Escapes
11:59 - Krelboyne Picnic
13:32 - Lois Vs. Evil
14:49 - Stock Car Races
16:08 - Funeral
17:21 - Cheerleader
18:18 - Roller Skates
18:41 - Bots and the Bees
19:45 - Smunday
20:22 - Waterpark (S1 Finale)
Season 2:
23:16 - Traffic
27:56 - Approximately
29:53 - Lois' Birthday
32:33 - Dinner Out
33:52 - Vacation/Casino
34:55 - Convention
35:41 - Robbery
36:51 - Therapy
37:54 - High School Play
38:45 - The Bully
39:32 - Old Mrs Old [The Malcolm joyride episode]
42:20 - Krelboyne Girl
44:28 - New Neighbors
45:18 - Hal Quits
46:51 - Grandparents
48:27 - Traffic Ticket
50:29 - Surgery
51:16 - Reese Cooks
52:42 - Tutoring Reese
53:57 - Bowling
56:06 - Malcolm Vs Reese
57:31 - Mini-Bike
58:32 - Carnival
59:14 - Evacuation
1:01:12 - Flashback [Season 2 finale]
Season 3:
1:02:16 - House Boat
1:03:24 - Emancipation
1:06:02 - Book Club
1:07:23 - Malcolm's Girlfriend
1:08:27 - Charity
1:10:47 - Health Scare
1:12:53 - Christmas [The Grandma Christmas Episode]
1:15:40 - Poker
1:16:46 - Reese's Job
1:17:48 - Lois' Makeover [The future is now, old man episode]
1:20:13 - Company Picnic Pt. 1 & 2
1:24:41 - Reese Drives
1:25:22 - Cynthia's Back
1:26:51 - Hal's Birthday
1:30:06 - Hal Coaches
1:31:28 - Dewey's Dog
1:33:50 - Poker #2
1:34:56 - Clip Show
1:35:32 - Jury Duty
1:36:35 - Cliques
1:38:07 - The Monkey [Season 3 Finale]
Season 4:
1:40:07 - Zoo
1:42:16 - Humiliation
1:45:00 - Family Reunion
1:47:23 - Stupid Girl
1:49:09 - Forward Backwards
1:52:24 - Forbidden Girlfriend
1:54:02 - Malcolm Holds his Tongue
1:55:38 - Boys at Ranch
1:56:52 - Grandma Sues
1:58:22 - If Boys Were Girls
2:01:07 - Long Drive
2:02:37 - Kicked Out
2:04:21 - Stereo Store
2:06:56 - Hal's Friend
2:09:09 - Garage Sale
2:10:19 - Academic Octlathon
2:11:46 - Clip Show II
2:12:32 - Reese's Party
2:13:56 - Future Malcolm
2:15:18 - Baby (Part 1)
2:19:10 Baby (Part 2)
2:21:08 - Day Care [Season 4 Finale]
Season 5:
2:22:49 – Vegas
2:24:30 – Baby
2:26:33 – Goodbye Kitty
2:28:20 -Thanksgiving
2:30:06 – Malcolm Films Reese
2:31:45 – Malcolm’s Job
2:33:24 – Christmas Tree (The Christmas episode where Hal buys a ton of Christmas Trees to sell for a profit)
2:35:31 – Block Party
2:36:54 – Dirty Magazine
2:39:20 – Hot Tub
2:41:05 – Ida’s Boyfriend
2:43:18 – Softball
2:44:23 – Lois’ Sister
2:46:06 – Malcolm Dates a Family
2:48:17 – Reese’s Apartment
2:50:44 – Malcolm Visits College
2:51:31 – Polly in the Middle
2:54:49 – Experiment
2:56:01 – Dewey’s Special Class
2:58:21 – Victor’s Other Family
2:59:46 – Reese Joins the Army [Pt. 1 & 2 – Season 5 Finale]
Season 6:
3:02:26 – Reese Comes Home
3:04:38 – Busey’s Run Away
3:07:29 – Standee [The Malcolm vs Lois on the beer cardboard sign]
3:09:41 – Pearl Harbor
3:11:19 – Kitty’s Back
3:13:39 – Hal’s Christmas Gift (Depressing episode where they make gifts and Hal lies to the family and takes them on an overly long trip to conceal it. Lois Road Rage episode too)
3:15:28 – Hal Sleepwalks
3:17:40 – Lois Battles Jamie
3:19:30 – Malcolm’s Car
3:20:42 – Billboard
3:22:58 – Opera
3:24:44 – Living Will
3:26:08 – Tiki Lounge
3:28:11 – Chad’s Sleepover
3:30:19 – No Motorcycles [The Hal and Francis episode where they go on a trip]
3:33:07 – Butterflies
3:34:43 – Ida’s Dance
3:37:33 – Motivational Speaker
3:39:08 – Stilts
3:41:10 – Busey’s Take a Hostage
3:42:01 – Mrs Tri-County [The Lois contest episode – Season 6 Finale]
Season 7:
3:44:27 – Burning Man
3:46:36 – Health Insurance
3:47:51 – Reese Vs Stevie
3:49:37 – Halloween
3:52:14 – Jessica Stays Over
3:55:24 – Secret Boyfriend
3:56:54 – Blackout
3:59:02 – Army Buddy
4:00:27 – Malcolm Defends Reese
4:02:03 – Malcolm’s Money
4:03:28 – Bride of Ida
4:05:33 – College Recruiters
4:07:21 – Mono
4:08:45 – Hal Grieves
4:10:37 – A.A.
4:12:30 – Lois Strikes Back
4:14:29 – Hal’s Dentist
4:16:33 – Bomb Shelter
4:18:46 – Stevie in the Hospital
4:20:43 – Cattle Court
4:23:07 – Morp
4:25:08 – Graduation [Series Finale]