The title "Miss Bimbo".
Why wouldn't Bud help with his own lawn party?

(LOL)

Because he was too busy speeding around town and getting traffic tickets.

Bud wanted money from Jim, so he gave Bud $10 on the condition that ...

That Bud invests it in a prostitution ring.
Why did Kathy keep breaking windows?

Because she wanted a delinquent reputation like Bud's.

Why was Betty upset when Margaret joined one of her college classes?

Because then Margaret could see what Betty would do to be whistle bait.
Why did Betty try to be whistle bait?

Because she dug construction workers, who sat on girders whistling at Springfield Junior College girls.

When the judge found out Bud let Betty take his traffic ticket, what judgment did he impose on Bud?

He made Bud be a Sqaw in Kathy's scouting group.
Why did Kathy make Jim help her get her scouting badge?

Because she wanted his help bad--it was the only sign she had even an ounce of intelligence.

Why did Betty take fencing lessons?

Because Betty knew that a great fence made good neighbors and she wanted to do her part for Mayfield.
Why did Betty stick up for the homeless kid?

Because she wanted him for a boyfriend.

In Betty's essay, how did Mr. Beal worm his way into the Andersons' lives?

He came in through the bathroom window protected by a silver spoon...
What did Mr. Beal want from the Andersons?

He wanted a handout.

Sageman the wood chopper wanted to perform a ____ceremony at the Andersons'.

A satanic ceremony at the Andersons'.
What did the house painter try to teach the Andersons?

How to apply semigloss paint.

At the Christmas cabin, Kathy saw _______ out the window.

Ghost of Christmas past.
Why did Jim take the family out on that fateful ride that got them stranded?

He wanted a new, simpler home, and these were the days before weather forecasts.

Why did Bud hide in the basement so often?

Bud was looking for a mask that would let him hide his ugly mug.
Why did the man who took pictures let Kathy keep HIS pony overnight?

Because Jim slipped him a buck.

Why was Princess upset when Margaret took a class she was also in?

Because Margaret would know that Betty was nothing more than whistle bait.

Why did Margaret and Jim want Betty to go to State?

Yup she hated that!

Betty cried all the time.....

Betty cried all the time that she had too many boyfriends.

The house painter's name on his second visit was Charlie--on the first visit, his name was....

Tony the tiger :)

Charlie liked to paint with his eyes closed....

Because he got to pretend he was painting a famous house.
What did Margaret have to say about the painter?

Margaret was known to say to him: What'r you doing after you clean your brushes?

Why did Bud resist Nelda as a tutor?

Because he had been dropped on his head as a baby and thought he knew it all.

Why didn't Betty ever have a job to get through college, but Bud was always getting some kind of work?

Because Betty was a Princess, above that sort of thing. She couldn't be bothered with work.

In a season 1 episode why did Bud think the cops were after him?

Because Bud mowed the lawn in a long dress and bonnet.

Why did Betty dress up in a sheet and go to the high school?

She was trying to be funny while returning it to the home economics classroom.

Bud wasn't paying attention to the teacher in English class because ...

A little bird was hopping on the window sill.
Why did Jim give Bud $10?

Because it was worth it to get him to stop making that putt-putt boat sound.

Why did the ex-janitor send a letter with $500 for Kathy?

Because she thought that Jim could not support the family.
Why did Margaret like orphans so much?

Because she was an orphan at the Lemon Falls Asylum.

Who is Kippy?

Kippy is the younger brother of Skippy, who came up with Peanut Butter
Why did Bud try to get Jim to buy a boat?

Because he wanted to go back to the island they visited and live like a hermit.

Jim called Neva "Aunt" at least once, but who is she, really?

Aunt Neva is Cruella De Vil's younger sister.
What happened to Betty's dog named "See you at Christmas"?

He ran away to the Air Force base.

Why did Betty and Ralph decide to not get married?

Because Betty wanted to wait until the next time she was really and truly in love and that would include much better digs than the enchanted cottage had to offer.

Why did Betty paint her toenails?

Because she wanted to impress the boys at Springfield beach.

Why did Betty decide to move into an apt.with her friend?

Betty moved to the apartment to get away from Margaret, whom she was afraid would wear her clothes since she was wanting to go to Betty's college classes.

Why were Margaret and Jim so eager to have Betty go to State as they did?

Because it was an hour away at the time, and it would put some distance between them. However, later it moved to Springfield, so that wouldn't have worked anyway.

Why did Betty eventually befriend Diane, the girl the Springfield JC boys whistled at?

Because Betty wanted Diane's leftovers.
Why did Kathy write a letter to the mayor?

Because Jim was whipping her and the mayor did a child abuse ad she saw.

Why did Kathy trade her doll for a friend's baby sister?

Because she wanted to sell the baby on the black market.

Why did Betty fib and tell the tennis star she did not feel well and to take her dress, and wear it to the dance? Why was Betty lying?

Because she was shy and didn't like a crowded dance.

What caused Betty to miss her fencing tournament?

There were not enough fences to go around.

Why did Betty leave the house in a sheet?

Because a pillow case didn't cover her up.

Why did Bud and his friends heckle the new history teacher?

Because he was a dog face pony soldier

Why was Bud smart enough to know the carnival people would pay him?

Because he had the mind of a four year old.

Why did Bud ride in the back of a truck to Hillsborough?

Because he stunk so badly, the driver could not stand him in the front with him.
Why did Bud take skates that were not his?

Because he and Kippy wanted to go skating real bad.

Seriousy, Bud didn't go to the skating rink--what did he do with the skates?

Why did Bud take the skates that were not his to the pawn shop?
Why did Margaret think it was so funny when all of her children were caught misbehaving and creating a mess and almost lost one of Betty's friend's skates?

Because she got her yucks from causing so much trouble. The girl who owned the skates should have taken the Andersons to small claims court.

Why didn't Bud just come right out and ask the girl in the library to go to the prom with him?

Bud wanted a way out in case he decided the girl was a gopher as Beaver would say.
Why was Bud so excited that Betty was going to help Muley?

Because he could relate to Muley's clumsiness. Muley walked into more walls than he did.

Why did Betty get ticked when the guys whistled at the new girl?

Because Betty had just spent a fortune on Dr. Frazels Push Up Bra tonic and apparently, it wasn't working.

Why did Bud think his parents owed him a lawn party?

Because he said they never did anything for him.

Why did Kathy run away at summer camp?

Becasue she did not trust the bus driver to ride back with him.

Why did Bub let people think he had enrolled in the military?

He thought he could get away from them because they were wearing him out, and began to think he was really going.

Why did Princess initially miss her interview with Dr. Runeberg, for a scholarship?

Becasue was wanted her to be steaming mad at him.
Why didn't Bud tell people that he had his hair curled?

Because he first wanted to get the curlers back--he liked the look.

Why did Betty work so hard to save an old dilapidated building that was a college hangout?

Because she had hoped it would increase the whistles she was receiving.
Why was Margaret taken to court?

Because she threatened to kill Bud.

Kathy became Bud's servant because ...

She is female and that is the natural thing for girls to do.

Why was Kathy so gone over Burgess?

Because he offered to run Bud's lawn mowing corp. for her.

Why did Betty disapprove of Jim and Margaret's party costumes?

Because she wanted them to dress like her cousin from Gurney.
Why was Bud always on his back, pondering?

He was trying to think of ways he could avoid walking into walls.

At the Christmas cabin, when Kathy looked out the window, what did she see outside?

Burl Ives
Why did Jim drive them to the cabin in the first place?

He was hoping to sneak out of the cabin, leave them stranded, and be free.

At the cabin Bud was impressed by Nick's _____.

Christmas PJs.
How did the Andersons get out of the cabin?

They hitched a ride on Santa's sleigh.

Kathy disliked Aunt Neva because ...

Because Aunt Neva was really the wicked witch of the west.
Why was Bud so mean to his pigeon and made it fly 500 miles?

Because he thought the bird stopped at pigeon inns along the way.

Why did Margaret set uo a dinner for the bum who thought he was an author?

Because she is easily duped.

Why was the shopkeeper's daughter upset that her father went to the Andersons?

Because she thought he took a shine to Margaret rather than her mother.

What kind of game was that girl playing with Bud anyway?

She was playing Twister, but nobody knew.
Why don't we ever see the kids walking to school or riding the school bus?

Because they were thinking of doing a spin-off that never took off, and wanted to reserve school scenes for that.

We briefly saw the other two at school/college, but never Kathy. Why? Was she rtoo stupid to show?

Kathy went to the orphanage school

Why didn't Betty teach Bud how to drive?

Because she was too busy smooching with Ron Ely up at Lovers Lane.

Why did Jim lose his temper with Burgess?

Because Burgess was eating all the homemade cookies.
Why did Betty go on the historic hike?

Because she had a thing for Dick York.

How was York injured during the hike?

He stepped on a rake and knocked himself out.
Why didn't Betty leave him behind?

Because she was concerned that then there would be no one to play the male lead in Bewitched.

How did the covered wagon get loose and roll back down the hill?

Straight up? Betty leaned her fat butt on it and off it went.

What kind of pie did the later star of Bewitch ask Betty to serve him?

^LOL!

He wanted rhubarb pie.

What relative did York admire and try to get someone to pattern the trip after?

York admired his 5th great cousin once removed.
Why couldn't Betty find anybody other girl to volunteer for the hike?

Because none of the other girls were stupid enough to cross a rushing creek and risk falling in.

Why was Betty angry with Mr. Brady Bunch?

Because she knew he was busy making those three men so all four could live alone.
Why couldn't Betty be a civilized person and not a big girl's blouse when trying to return her item?

Because she was taking a course in being assertive, so she combined it with rudeness.

(Interesting she didn't remember he wasn't the guy she bought it from in the first place.)

Why did Jim and the rest of the Andersons ignore all of Frank/Fronk's goof-ups?

Because they wanted to let Fronk mow the lawn so Bud did not have to.
Why did Kathy let the guys treat her like a "lady" at her party.

Because Errol told her he was going to be a doctor, and since she wanted to marry one of them, she decided putting a full nelson on him wasn't the way to go.

About the guy who made chaise lounges--why did Margaret and Betty wallpaper the living room for his wife?

Because Margaret is a loose cannon and only wants to do housewife things.
Why couldn't the family do things for themselves? Who did the work before Margaret showed up?

The wife of a guy who built armoires did the work before Margaret.

In another episode the Andersons let a kid named Fred who lives in an old bus, stay overnight. How did they finally get rid of him?

They used the veg-o-matic food slicer and fed him nothing but radish slices.
Why didn't Betty date their long-term-house guest?

Because she was too hung up on Ralph to date anyone else.

Why was Hard-Luck Leo digging ditches instead of skating with Kathy?

Because Kathy was skating with stolen skates and Leo did not want to take a chance with being an accessory.

Why didn't Betty ever go skating?

Because she was too busy with campus queen contests and dances.

In the episode where the young couple was going to buy the crib from the Andersons, why was Margaret on a tear against the family?

Because she knew the truth about families. She was glad to help rope another woman into the suffering that she knew.
Why doesn't Jim ever tell Princess that she is a mean girl?

Because she is nice to everyone she meets. Well, maybe except the country cousin. Or maybe the whistle bait girl. Or .......

Why is Bud always running into walls, doors, etc.?

Because Bud has been taking bong hits of Kippy's homegrown sinsemilla.

Does Margaret take any of mothers' little helper?

Margaret takes anything she can get her hands on.

In the Sageman episode, why does Jim climb a tree?

To get away from his fruity family.
Why is sageman in the yard?

He's trying to find a place for his fire ceremony.

Why does Margaret believe his fire ceremony is a fake?

Because Margaret wants to roast wieners.
Why did they serve hot dogs and doughnuts?

Because Jim gets kickbacks from Krispy Kreme and Oscar Mayer.

What's Artie's problem?

Artie is really a transvestite from Transylvania and nobody understands him.

Why doesn't Bud date in college as much as Betty did at his age?

Because he was busy swooning over his French prof.

Why did Jim keep paying the phony author guy?

Because its better to know the devil than to not know the devil.
Why did Bud get dressed up in Betty's clothes?

Because he wanted the wig--he was losing his hair.

Why did Jim end up in court when Kathy broke a window?

Because he was trying to get the orphanage to take her.
Could or couldn't Margaret drive a car?

That's like asking the about the details of their wedding. No easy answers. So to answer, Margaret's comment is, she doesn't understand the question.

When Jim is upset about the tearing down of a meeting house, Kathy writes a letter to ...

The Three Billy Goat's Gruff
Why did Bud wear a horse collar?

He was training to enter the Springfield Stakes race.

When the Andersons' car broke down in the way to Lemon Falls, what did they do to pass the time?

Striped down to their skivvies and practiced posing and being live art.
Why do Jim and Margaret want to go for a bike ride?

To help them lose a little weight.

Fronk was to give the governor a model ______ at the park dedication.

Rose.
Why was Fronk on the show in the first place?

The Larry Tate guy was committed to diversity even in 1959.

Where did Jim suggest Bud and Joyce go, on the bike ride?

To Hotel California
How many dresses did Princess buy in total?

Twenty nine, and she gave one to the track star girl and one to the tennis star girl because they seemed like tomboys.

Why did Betty try to get out of running the 100 yard dash?

Because she was out of her favorite brand of deodorant.

Why did Bud use Kathy to hold the football for him?

Because she was hoping he'd kick her to a house with better parents.

Why did Jim lose his cool with Kathy's boyfriend?

Because he was in love with Jim and Jim wasn't ready for that...yet.
Who was the person Jim almost married, and later came to visit?

She was a maid at State Univ. who later cleaned for them.

Who is Neva?

Neva is the goddess of the gutter mutts.
Why was it so important to the family that Kathy act like a girl?

Better to act like a girl because it may the only acting she's good at.

Why would a janitor send the Andersons $500?

So Margaret could get a new super jumbo bean pot.
What does the flinstones and FTM have in common?

Kids with the same vocabulary.

Is State U. far away or nearby? Or who knows?

So Margaret could get a new super jumbo bean pot.
What does the flinstones and FTM have in common?

THis should be FKB have in common.

State U is a shape shifter. It can be many places depending on where you are standing.
What do Flintstones and FKB have in common?

They're both set in the Stone Age.

Why did Jim want to move to a farm?

Because Kathy was more of a pig than a girl.
Why didn't Margaret ever wear clothes?

Because she wanted to be free, free!

Why did Betty go ballistic because the other girl won the dance award?

Because Kathy was more of a pig than a girl.
Why didn't Margaret ever wear clothes?

Betty went ballistic because she had always been the queen bee, the only pebble on the beach and she found out hard just how bad she really was.

Damn, it should be ever wear pants. Maybe I need to go to the mental institution.


Why didn't Margaret ever wear pants?

Because she liked walking over a fan breeze and getting some fresh air there.

Why did the cornball physics teacher automatically think Bud cheated on his test?

Because everyone knew that Bud was a lame brain.
Why was Betty so gone over a figment of her imagination regarding Utah?

Because she was locked into that 50s "teeny bopper" mentality she really put on display in season 1. She hid it later but it came thru again with Utah.

Why did the cop come over to the Anderson house?

The cop came over to the Anderson house to ask Bud why he was buying ice cream cones with counterfeit bills.

Betty gets annoyed when the boy she broke the date with, Ralph, keeps _______.

Shining the moon at her mother.
Why did Bud's girlfriend's father keep singing Polly Wolly Doodle all day?

Because he was about as weird as all the other old men on the show.

Why did the guy's daughter badly want Bud to ignore his mother's birthday?

Because she wanted to be the cats meow.
Why was Bud dating such duds?

Duds for duds who walk into walls or closed doors.

Who was Mr. Beal and what was his hangup?

Mr. Beal was the local soothsayer. He was very afraid about what was going to happen to Springfield.

Why was Betty dressed as a ghost?

Because of her Casper syndrome she had a haunting desire.

Why was Jim always up for some business award? We only saw him sell one policy over six years.

Jim was an imposter. Jim had been fired years ago and was selling dope on the street corners.
Why don't we ever see the Andersons shopping?

They had all their food and whatever else delivered.

When the Andersons were talking about their trophies and awards, Margaret had none so she decided to ...

Bone up on the art of cooking and enter a pie in the county fair.
Why don't we see the kids doing chores?

Because they're too busy pulling pranks like playing Casper the ghost.

Why did Jim have a fit when Bud told him he and Kippy had dates at 10:30 with show girls?

Because he wanted to go with them and meet the new young flesh.

Why did Jim try and act younger and play a sport?

Because he was in second childhood.

Why didn't Jim acknowledge his troubles and see Dr. Welby?

Because he was scared of Welby's assistant, whats her name?

Who was the woman that was an author and had no kids?

Gloria Steinem.

Why was Jim scared of Consuelo?

Because he thought he was better at baseball.
Why wasn't Betty put on a stage to Yuma?

It's an interesting idea--someone should have thought of it!

Why was Kathy trying to change the kitten into something else?

Because she wanted power over Bud.
What would Betty have done once she was on the stage to Yuma?

She would have asked if there was a little old man on board that she could direct to the proper stagecoach.

What would Margaret do on the stage?

Sing and pour coffee.
What happened to Bud's pigeons?

They flew the coop.

Why did Jim let Bud box the more experienced kid when he knew the other guy would beart him to a pulp?

Because he wanted him to be prepared to box Violet Rutherford.

Why did Jim want Bud to be such a fighter?

So he could punch out the guy who wanted his smart dog back.

Rather than ask Jim for the money, how did Bud plan to pay for the cologne he got for Margaret?

By being a date for crossdressers.
Why does Bud like to wear women's clothing?

Because the high heals elevate his stature, or so he thinks.

Why is Bud scared of Fatty Beemer?

Because Fatty is more man than Bud wants to mess er dress with.
Why is Bud so bugged about being short?

Because he's short on brains.

Why was hard luck Leo digging ditches, when he possibly turned down better jobs?

It was a great way to girl watch
What is the purpose of Fronk on the show?

They signed him when Jim was going to get a farm, which they thought would work perfect. When that fizzled, he had a contract for six episodes--so to fit the mold, they made him a gardener.

Fronk wasn't likable, and he cheated Jim in the first episode--so why did the Andersons put up with him?

Same reason anyone puts up with the Fronks of this world.

Why don't we ever know what Betty majored in?

Because she was a major-ette.

Why did Betty go on the warpath with the old man and his hedge?

She wanted it lowered so she could jump over it since she has such a horse face.

Why do Princess and Kathy have different shaped heads? Are they from the same species?

(LOL!)

Plastic surgery was relatively new then, and the difference is because Kathy had a face lift which she thought would make her oddly short bangs look better.

What was the old man with the hedge doing living in Donna Stone's/Donna Reed house?

He was a serial killer who had the Stones locked in the basement.
Will Kathy ever be attractive even with plastic surgery?

Alas, Kathy will always have those quarter inch bangs to contend with; the plastic surgeon lied.

Why did Margaret dislike Virge's wife?

The same reason everyone disliked Virge's wife.
Does Kathy have a doppelganger?

That's a scary thought. We found out later one Peter Brady was enough.

What did Sageman's fire ceremony accomplish?

Sage ended up with the biggest wiener roast Springfield has ever seen.

Has Jim ever given Margaret or any of the other kids a good strapping?

Yes, he took Bud out to the garage and gave it to him with the belt (the garage because they had no woodshed).

How did Margaret handle it when the lady author told her she was in love with Jim?

Being Margaret has turned out to be such an airhead, she was flattered that someone else was interested in her meal ticket er, I mean husband.

Why didn't they have more kids?

After seeing Bud and then Kathy, they wisely decided "Three is Enough."

His parents wanted him to practice a speech for church and rake the lawn; Bud wanted to ...

To have rodent races.
Why didn't the Andersons buy the ranch when they wanted to?

Because Jim got on the stage to Yuma.

Sitting outside the basement window, Bud saw Jim hide _____ in there.

Kathy's botox shots

Why were Bud and Kippy looking in the window? Are they peeping Tommies?

They heard Jim turned the basement into a brothel.

In church, Rev. Swain recounted how Bud had told the truth about an incident in the church league baseball game--what incident?

It was the incident when Bud was going to sell the equipment for smack to support his habit.

What caused Bud to be such a druggie at such a young age?

Mr. Armstead the school principal was also one of Springfield's best pushers.

Betty showed her true snob colors when _____ came to visit.

The woman who wanted to date Jim

Why was Princess so mean to her cousin?

Because she took money from Princess's purse.

Why did Betty insist on dancing with the guy with two left feet, Rudy?

Because Betty was feeling like she had two right feet.
What was I dream of Jeanie doing on the show?

She played the country cousin from Gurney.

What was Darrin Stephens doing on the show?

He was juggling plates and throwing pies.
Why did Betty go to the bus station?

She wanted a ticket to Hollywood.

Did Robert Reed complain about his script on this show, too?

Of course not. He wasn't stuck with six screaming kids.
Why couldn't princess return her item without acting like a banshee?

Because she appeared to be 20 but had the mind of an 10 year old, she was irritated Bud wouldn't do it for her.

Why did Margaret lose her temper with Hard Luck Leo?

Because ole Lucy would not have an affair with her and ring her bell.
Why were Betty and Margaret dressed so nicely to go to the island?

Because Miss Thomas told them there was a fancy restaurant on the isle.

Why did Margaret ask Myrtle Davis to go along on her driving lesson?

Because she was sick and tired of Jim yelling at her driving skills even though she used to know how to drive really well.

How come it seems that Margaret had no real friends that she spent much time with?

The Women's Club ladies snubbed her because of her uppity accent, unless they wanted her baked beans for a luncheon.

Kathy trades her doll for Susie's ...

Tall, black boots.
What was Kathy going to do wearing her tall, black boots?

She was going to ride "her" pony in them.

What did the Andersons do to save that broken down wreck of a hangout Betty was so intent on keeping?

They ate doughnuts and hotdogs.
Why did eating doughnuts and hotdogs save the broken-down shack?

Because while they were doing that they also put in a new floor.

When the dog apparently rang the doorbell in the middle of the night, why didn't they just take it to the pound?

Because the pound had not been invented yet.
Why were the Andersons so quick to take in a strange dog in the middle of the night?

Because Kathy thought it was hers.

Why did the old man who owned the dog get hauled in by the cops?

Because he was driving his wagon bear naked.
Why didn't the Andersons or the Cleavers have pets?

Because all these kids were irresponsible losers who could barely take care of themselves.

When Betty babysat the kid, why did Kathy sleep in the crib?

Because she was an irresponsible loser who could barely take care of herself and did not want to grow up.

Why are the Anderson kids so messed up?

Because they were never "civilized" by their parents. Even Bud knew this when he tried to get Kathy straightened out.

Why would an around 12 year old Kathy think she could take Bud's mowing money and buy her boyfriend a gift?

Because she was given control over the business
Why was Bud stupid enough to do all the physical work of the lawn mowing business?

Because he had bats in his belfry. He should have gone on strike.

Why did Bud works for no pay, for James Franciscus, the service station guy?

Because Bud was just a mess. He had no idea about life
Why did Jim and Margaret go to their reunion and spend the night in their old dorms? (Does anybody really do that?)

Because Jim was deaf and couldn't hear the guys telling him to get out of there. And when one of the girls mistook her for a student, Margaret was too flattered to leave.

When Bud bought Margaret the perfume with the Sunday school money and then didn't get paid for his lawn mowing, how did he solve the problem?

By pimping Kathy out as a...
Why did Betty want she and Bud to be buds?

Because she wanted some of his lawn mowing money.

Kathy acted as Bud's servant because she broke Betty's ______.

Betty's nose.
Why does Margaret try to do the plumbing?

Because Jim can't even fix the water heater let alone a kitchen drain.

Margaret tries fly casting and catches the hook in her _____.

Jeans back pocket
Why did Margaret choose such a stupid activity as fly fishing to try to get a trophy?

Because Eugene Rodney was friends with the fly fishing champion.

What happened to prevent her from competing in the fly fishing contest?

She caught herself on fire trying to barbeque Jim's catch of the day. Seven degree burns over her whole body.

Why does Jim have so much fishing gear and yet never goes fishing?

He was saving fishing trips for when he moved to the farm.

Why did Bud lower his baseball gear on a rope, past the den window?

Because he got the idea from the future on Leave it to Beaver to slip things past the parents.

Why does Bud have to be so sneaky?

Because he wanted to be the star.

When the snowstorm started why didn't Jim turn around and head home?

Because Father Knows Best?
Gosh, now I am acting stupid like Betty.

Why does Betty go so far away for a thinking place?

I added the question. You can answer it now.
Why does Betty go so far away for a thinking place?

Because she thinks she's up the creek.

When Jim is upset a meeting house is being torn down, Kathy writes a letter to ...

Beelzebub.
What does Kathy hope to get from writing the letter?

She hoped to get a lesson in civics.

Why did Jim dislike Burgess?

Why does everybody dislike Burgess? He is a creepy, wormy little boy.
Why did Burgess like Jim so much?

Why does everybody dislike Burgess? He is a creepy, wormy little boy.
Why did Burgess like Jim so much?

Because nerds like nerds.

Why did Betty run home crying from the civil engineering job?

Because she had stubbed her big toe wearing Bud's boots
Why would Betty even want to wear Bud's icky ole boots?

Because she heard on Ellen's show it was the latest style.

Why did Kathy liw about have a date with George, for the picnic?

Because she future tripped and watch the Brady Bunch about Jan's date, George Glass.
Why is Kathy always eating?

Because she has the first known case of bulimia.

In a future-trip would Kathy beat up Buddy Hinton? Or maybe put him in a full nelson?

Maybe Buddy would call Bud a baby talker?
Why don't Margaret and Jim ever go dancing?

Maybe Buddy would call Bud a baby talker?
Why don't Margaret and Jim ever go dancing?

Because Jim remembers the tricks she tried to pull on him to get him to go dancing in 1954, and he nixes it every time.

Why did Prof. Stark leave the Anderson house in a huff?

Because he learned just what Princess Betty thought of him.
What did Princess Betty think of Professor Stark?

Betty said he wasn't a very good dancer, as she had once danced with him.

Right before Bud's graduation, what advice did Jim give him?

Not to wear his gold watch swimming.
What else did Bud get for graduation?

A license to drive a garbage truck.

When Bud let Betty take the rap fro his speeding ticket, Jim took his ____ away.

Women's Pantaloons.

Why did Bud spend so much money during the debate?

Because he rode all over Chicago on the El.

How did Bud run into trouble when he took his rich girlfriend and her snobby friends out to eat?

They all ordered filet mignon.
Who was Bud's favorite date?

Bud's favorite date was Lucky Lucille from the wrong side of the tracks.

Why did Kathy tear up the picture Betty took of the bakery man's family?

Because she thought she was in it.
Why did Jim and Margaret bother to bring any of the kids home from the hospital?

Because their number one fault was repeating mistakes.

Why did Bud hang around with Arty?

Because Bud is so dumb, he thought he would be a better painter after doing so.
Why did Princess agree to be on the track team?

Because the newspaper photographer told her she was cute.

How did Bud get Betty out of her/his traffic ticket?

He wore a grass skirt and did the hula for the judge.
What happened to the kitten that Kathy did the magic on?

It turned into a tiger and ate her.

What happened to Bud when Kathy did magic on him?

His face got stuck in the mask.
Why didn't Jim get a better job?

He was forced out.......

What was Jims last name?

Jones. Jim Jones.

When Kathy interrupted them, Bud and Joe were smoking _______.