Sean Snow
08-12-2002, 01:05 PM
OK LOL I found this really funny site that converts web pages from normal text to redneck, cockney, and other forms of 'dialect'. So I converted some quotes from TC onto it. The original version can be found at http://www1.netzany.com/tcsnowster/TCquotes.html
BTW They change names so here are the characters:
Jack becomes Chattanooga
Janet becomes Mary Jane
Chrissy becomes Jedsy
Stanley becomes also becomes Chattanooga
Helen stays Helen
RF beocmes Ra'ph
Larry becomes Ezekiel
Here it is:
Chattanooga: ah's hankerin' mah rent! Fry mah hide!
Helen: Chattanooga, whar is yer manners? Yer supposed t'say 'howdy' fust! Fry mah hide!
Chattanooga: Howdy, whar's mah rent?
---
Chattanooga: Chattanooga, yo' kin fix th' roof.
Chattanooga: ah doesn't know...ah's afraid of heights.
Chattanooga: Knowin' yo', yo' kin jest fly up thar! Fry mah hide!
---
Chattanooga: [About Jedsy] Yo' jest ruined thet gal! Fry mah hide!
Ra'ph: ah nevah touched her! Fry mah hide!
---
Chattanooga: Th' weather is sooo unpredickable!
Jedsy: Yeah, nice one day, nice th' next...
---
Jedsy: [Durin' Cointost] Whuffo' does she git t'pick [Heads o' Tails]?
Chattanooga: Jedsy, it don't matter.
Jedsy: Yessuh it does! She gits two choices an' ah git enny! Fry mah hide!
Chattanooga: All these yers, it seemed so far...
---
Chattanooga: Whut in tarnation does yer hankerin' me t'do?
Jedsy: Jest does whut ah do! Fry mah hide!
Chattanooga: Whut in tarnation is yo' a-gonna do?
Jedsy: Th' same thin' yo'll be doin' 'cept I'll be doin' it fust! Fry mah hide!
---
Ezekiel: It's not offen thet a sin'le guy like me gits a home cooked meal, ah reckon.
Mary Jane: Whuffo' doesn't yo' git married up wif?
Ezekiel: I've nevah been thet hungry.
---
Mary Jane: This hyar is th' answer t'our prayers!
Jedsy: Thet's not true. Nobody prayed, cuss it all t' tarnation.
Mary Jane: Then less start. Please God, make Jedsy change her mind, cuss it all t' tarnation.
Chattanooga: Or better yet, give her one!
---
[Furley lissens in as Chattanooga & Jedsy is fixin' th' showercurtain in th' bathroom]
Chattanooga: OK Jedsy, I'll hoof it in th' tub wif yo' so we kin git it on, as enny fool kin plainly see.
Jedsy: Give thet t'me so ah can show yo' whut t'do.
Chattanooga: This hyar ain't exackly th' fust time I've evah done this.
Jedsy: Mebbe so, but gals is better then fellas [at it].
Chattanooga: Come on Jedsy, a li'l less talk an' a li'l mo'e ackshun.
Jedsy: Okay, yo' does yer part an' I'll does mine [Looks at Showercurtain] ah doesn't reckon it'll retch! Fry mah hide!
Chattanooga: Of course not! Fry mah hide! Yo' hafta unfold it fust! Fry mah hide!
---
Chattanooga: No parties in this hyar buildin'! Fry mah hide!
Helen: Is thet yer final wo'd?
Chattanooga: Yessuh! Fry mah hide!
Helen: Good, then we won't be hearin' enny mo'e outta yo'.
---
Date: How does yo' intrydooce th' dressin'?
Jedsy: Salad meet th' dressin' an' dressin' meet th' salad, cuss it all t' tarnation.
---
Chattanooga: Whut in tarnation's thet smell?
Helen: It's mah perfoom. It's called "Now o' Nevah".
Chattanooga: Wal it got it ha'f right! Fry mah hide!
---
Chattanooga: Is sumpin burnin'?
Mary Jane: ah lef' mah unnerwears in th' oven! Fry mah hide!
Jedsy: It's too bad hotpants is outta style! *Sno't Sno't*
---
Jedsy: Mah Mammy says its a fine thin' ah warn't born an' raised in June on account o' then I'd be named af'er Pappy's Day, an' when mah Paw intrydooced me he'd say meet mah dotter Pappy! Fry mah hide!
The converted thing is at http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/
BTW They change names so here are the characters:
Jack becomes Chattanooga
Janet becomes Mary Jane
Chrissy becomes Jedsy
Stanley becomes also becomes Chattanooga
Helen stays Helen
RF beocmes Ra'ph
Larry becomes Ezekiel
Here it is:
Chattanooga: ah's hankerin' mah rent! Fry mah hide!
Helen: Chattanooga, whar is yer manners? Yer supposed t'say 'howdy' fust! Fry mah hide!
Chattanooga: Howdy, whar's mah rent?
---
Chattanooga: Chattanooga, yo' kin fix th' roof.
Chattanooga: ah doesn't know...ah's afraid of heights.
Chattanooga: Knowin' yo', yo' kin jest fly up thar! Fry mah hide!
---
Chattanooga: [About Jedsy] Yo' jest ruined thet gal! Fry mah hide!
Ra'ph: ah nevah touched her! Fry mah hide!
---
Chattanooga: Th' weather is sooo unpredickable!
Jedsy: Yeah, nice one day, nice th' next...
---
Jedsy: [Durin' Cointost] Whuffo' does she git t'pick [Heads o' Tails]?
Chattanooga: Jedsy, it don't matter.
Jedsy: Yessuh it does! She gits two choices an' ah git enny! Fry mah hide!
Chattanooga: All these yers, it seemed so far...
---
Chattanooga: Whut in tarnation does yer hankerin' me t'do?
Jedsy: Jest does whut ah do! Fry mah hide!
Chattanooga: Whut in tarnation is yo' a-gonna do?
Jedsy: Th' same thin' yo'll be doin' 'cept I'll be doin' it fust! Fry mah hide!
---
Ezekiel: It's not offen thet a sin'le guy like me gits a home cooked meal, ah reckon.
Mary Jane: Whuffo' doesn't yo' git married up wif?
Ezekiel: I've nevah been thet hungry.
---
Mary Jane: This hyar is th' answer t'our prayers!
Jedsy: Thet's not true. Nobody prayed, cuss it all t' tarnation.
Mary Jane: Then less start. Please God, make Jedsy change her mind, cuss it all t' tarnation.
Chattanooga: Or better yet, give her one!
---
[Furley lissens in as Chattanooga & Jedsy is fixin' th' showercurtain in th' bathroom]
Chattanooga: OK Jedsy, I'll hoof it in th' tub wif yo' so we kin git it on, as enny fool kin plainly see.
Jedsy: Give thet t'me so ah can show yo' whut t'do.
Chattanooga: This hyar ain't exackly th' fust time I've evah done this.
Jedsy: Mebbe so, but gals is better then fellas [at it].
Chattanooga: Come on Jedsy, a li'l less talk an' a li'l mo'e ackshun.
Jedsy: Okay, yo' does yer part an' I'll does mine [Looks at Showercurtain] ah doesn't reckon it'll retch! Fry mah hide!
Chattanooga: Of course not! Fry mah hide! Yo' hafta unfold it fust! Fry mah hide!
---
Chattanooga: No parties in this hyar buildin'! Fry mah hide!
Helen: Is thet yer final wo'd?
Chattanooga: Yessuh! Fry mah hide!
Helen: Good, then we won't be hearin' enny mo'e outta yo'.
---
Date: How does yo' intrydooce th' dressin'?
Jedsy: Salad meet th' dressin' an' dressin' meet th' salad, cuss it all t' tarnation.
---
Chattanooga: Whut in tarnation's thet smell?
Helen: It's mah perfoom. It's called "Now o' Nevah".
Chattanooga: Wal it got it ha'f right! Fry mah hide!
---
Chattanooga: Is sumpin burnin'?
Mary Jane: ah lef' mah unnerwears in th' oven! Fry mah hide!
Jedsy: It's too bad hotpants is outta style! *Sno't Sno't*
---
Jedsy: Mah Mammy says its a fine thin' ah warn't born an' raised in June on account o' then I'd be named af'er Pappy's Day, an' when mah Paw intrydooced me he'd say meet mah dotter Pappy! Fry mah hide!
The converted thing is at http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/