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Frank Gannucci
09-22-2022, 06:51 AM
The Honeymooners gang goes to Spain:

(The Kramdens along with Alice’s parents and Nortons are all going through the security checkpoint at Newark Airport.)

Ed: “Hey Ralph, you got through the checkpoint without getting stuck.”

Ralph: “Shut up Norton.”

Alice’s Mom: “It’s a miracle Sonny Boy that you got through the checkpoint.”

Ralph: “Boy, are you going to get yours.”

Alice: “I can’t believe we are going to Spain again.”

Trixie: “Remember the last time we went there and Ralph was the victim of a blackmail scheme.”

Ed: “Yesh, that was one time where ALICE was jealous.”

Alice: “Yes, I remember.”

Ralph: “We are all going to Spain just to see my cousin get married. It will be great.”

Ed: “The Spanish translator app on my smartphone will do wonders…if it isn’t that waterlogged due to me being in the sewer.”

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: “We are going to have a great time in Spain. We may see a bullfight where the Madador is the hero. But in Spain, we all feel like a hero.”

(They all sing the song called “In Spain, I Feel Like A Hero.” At the end, the crowd cheers.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Criwd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”

(Criwd cheers.)