A Honeymooners Labor Day:

(Ralph & Ed are walking up to the top of the apartment building. Ed is bringing his TV.)

Ed: “Ralph, what a way to spend our day off.”

Ralph: “Yes. Too bad that the Raccoons aren’t having their Labor Day barbecue.”

Ed: “Especially after that one time, you insisted that you barbecue INSIDE and caused the place to be on fire.”

Ralph: “Do you have to bring that up Norton? Anyway, this day celebrates the working man.”

Ed: “Whether they work below or on top.”

Ralph: “That’s right Norton. Well, Norton set up the TV.”

Ed: “The girls think we are crazy for doing this. They say it’s going to pour cats and dogs.”

Ralph: “Yeah. Don’t forget Norton. I’m the one in the family with it up here.”

(Points to brain.)

Ed: “You got plenty of it down there too.”

Ralph: “Never mind that. We will show them. This will be a GREAT Labor Day.”

(Later on, it starts pouring. The boys enter the Norton apartment still soaking wet. The TV is ruined.)

Trixie: @What do you two idiots have to say for yourselves?”

Alice: “Yeah?@

Ed: “Looks like your plan Ralph got all wet.”

Ralph: “What do you mean my plan? It was your idea.”

(A loud argument begins. The girls play peacemakers.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. As always, the Miami Labor Days are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!”

(Criwd cheers.)