God, i'm so embarassed :o , I went for a walk with my nephew and brought some bread cause last time I walked by the pond, I saw ducks so i thought we'd give them some bread. No problem right, haha! I get there and they're at the other side of the pond. I start ripping off little pieces of bread and throwing it in the water, figuring that they'll see it and swim over to it. Well they didn't so I walked around the pond to get closer to them and threw some more in. Okay still, they aren't moving, they're just sitting there. :confused:
My nephew starts quacking at them, trying to get them to swim over. They just sat there. I managed to get close enough to them without falling in. That's when i saw that they were not real ducks. They were FAKE! Oh my god, we felt so stupid. To make it worse. There was some guy sitting on his porch watching the whole thing. God, how embarassing is that.

That made me think of Laverne and Shirley. I could see them doing that. :lol:

Hahahahaha! I could see them doing that too! every time my friend and I do something like that we say that was a Laverne and Shirley moment!lol:)

Hahahahaha! I could see them doing that too! every time my friend and I do something like that we say "that was a Laverne and Shirley moment!"lol:)

sorry double post.

LOLOLOL!!!! :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::lol: :lol: :happyface
That is the FUNNIEST thing Ive heard all DAY! Im seriously LOL over here!! lololol. Seriously, its something would do!!![b]I[b]

It really was, I mean yeah we felt stupid but we couldn't stop laughing either. We were LOL too. I was also like "Okay, let's get out of here now. "

LOLOLOL! Whatd that man do??? Yeah, I dont let embarassing things like that get to me. Im usually the first one to laugh at myself!! Then again I have to seeing how I make SO many public falls!! lol Seriously, its a thing where I HAVE to fall atleast once a year. It just some kind of thing that HAS to happen to me--but I dont do it on purpose, it just comes natural once a year..and usually ONLY once! Like last year..I didnt fall AT ALL...then, this year, I feel not once, not twice, but THREE times!!! It was like I had to make up for it, and then pay extra lolol. Although the first two times came RIGHT AFTER THE OTEHR in the high school gym bleachers in front of about 200 people lolol.

He just sat there and watched, I heard him saying something to someone. I don't what he was saying. Probably something like "Hey look at those two idiots feeding the fake ducks." LOL!!

Last time I fell in school, It was on the way to the bowling alley, I tripped on a crack on the sidewalk and fell, cut myself, had to go to the nurse. Missed gym, I wasn't too upset.

I'm a bit of a tripper. I'm a bumper too.

Im not really a tripper really. Just stupid. Like, in 7th grade I think it was, I was walking to the bus stop (it was winter) and I saw a rock and I kicked it and FLEW down! lol..why? B/C it was on ice....but I didnt seem to care lol. I also have this thing for falling off busses. You know..you take that last step off and BAM! Im down.lolol. Now, I hold on to EVERY railing anywhere, malls, busses, houses, lolol.

You know now that I think about it, I'm a combination of all three. I bump into desks and walls, I've tripped on sidewalk cracks and I've fallen out of the car once. I fell up the stairs and down the stairs.

Oh my god, two funny stories.

I was home alone once and I had the stereo on, a good song came on, I ran into the wall on the way to the livingroom to turn the volume up. Hit my forehead. So not only did I not make it to the stereo, I staggered into the den and lied on the couch, Now here I am, holding my head and the phone starts ringing, I'm like Oh great. I picked it up and the other person is like oh hi, how are you? How am I? I'm in pain. What I said was, Oh i'm fine, I really didn't need one of my mom's friends coming over for the whole weekend, cramping my style just because I ran into a wall and hit my head while running to crank up the stereo.

Falling downstairs: as told to me by my mother.

I was about 3 or 4, I don't know what I was doing before this happened but I rolled down the stairs then onto the couch off of the couch and under the coffee table. I wasn't hurt though, just shook up.

Thanks for sharing that with us :lol:

:) Hey, anytime :lol:

LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!:happyface :happyface :happyface

OMG, that duck story is SOOOOOOOO funny.

Lenny and Squiggy would have done that and been like, "Ohmigosh... they're... they're stoned ducks! They're decoys. They were put there to keep us away from their buddies."
(Squiggy kneels down and talks to the duck closest to him)
"Where are they? HUH!?!?! TALK!!!!! Or you end up in a bucket of KFC..."

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LOL:happyface :happyface

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Oh my god that's funny!

I could see Shirley freaking out at him for that and Laverne backing her up.

Shirley: You Monster! How dare you threaten those sweet little ducks!

Laverne: Yeah, how'd you like your feathers plucked!

lololl! Carmen!!:happyface

LOL!!!!1 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :happyface :happyface

Yep, they're still there. Didn't feed em this time. :rolleyes: :rotflmao:

I'm such a goof :)