Do you moisten the toothbrush before applying the toothpaste?

Yes, I most certainly do !!! ;)

Definitely moisten first. I believe that is the preferred method.

Where is the "I brush so often that the brush never gets a chance to dry out" option?

Where is the "I brush so often that the brush never gets a chance to dry out" option?

Or the I don’t brush my teeth option, which I believe Dude has said in the past that he doesn’t. Waiting for him to pop in here and confirm my memory.

I used to get teased a lot at work, I'd brush my teeth at lunch, and even at break time if it was somebody's birthday, and we had cake.

Mosty because it was so gross to see anyone with food in their teeth, and not wanting to be one like them.

I always kept a bottle of Sea Breeze at work too, just in case I ever needed to touch up the opposite end

I've always done this, though I'm not entirely sure why.