Any of you ever watch Celebrity Deathmatch.If any of the folks from Mayberry were in a Deathmatch, which ones would you pick and who would you pick for their opponents. My picks would be a 3 way Mayberry Main Event.

Match #1: Ernest T Bass VS Jethro from The Beverly Hillbillies
Winner gets title of THE Backwooods Country Bumpkin King

Match #2: Barney Fife VS Warren Ferguson in a Steel Cage
Winner gets to be permanent deputy of Mayberry.

Match #3: 3 Way Hardcore Brawl, No Holds Barred, Falls County anywhere,
Sherrif of Mayberry Andy Taylor
VS
Sherrif of Hazzard County Roscoe P. Coltrain
VS
Marshall Matt Dillon of Dodge

Winner gets control of all 3 towns.