Honeymooners TV Schedule [Archive] - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Frank Gannucci

04-13-2022, 11:27 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=412238

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX), (WPIX HD):

Sun. April 17, 2022 12a #014 (aka #122) - "The Man From Space": Intending to take home first prize at the Raccoon Lodge's costume ball, Ralph---unable to wangle a loan from Norton---puts together his own costume and dubs himself "The Man From Space" in a memorable episode that was originally telecast Dec. 31, 1955. Angry with Norton (who's going as the Frenchman who "built the sewers of Paris") and obsessed with winning, Ralph appropriates an assortment of household items---including a faucet, a pot, a radio tube and the icebox door---to create a costume that will, he says, make Norton's rented outfit look like "a piece of French cheesecloth." The episode contains a classic example of Jackie Gleason's gift for ad-libbing when, unexpectedly; a piece of Ralph's costume falls off. "Let me have that," he improvises to Alice. "That's my denaturizer."

12:30a #015 (aka #123) - "A Matter of Record": In "A Matter of Record" (originally telecast Jan. 7, 1956), Ralph surprises Alice with tickets to a hit Broadway mystery, but with her mother coming "all the way from Bensonhurst" for a visit, she won't go. " Where's Bensonhurst, in New Zealand or something?" Ralph snaps back, upset that Alice is forsaking him for a visit from his nemesis. "She won't be in this apartment three minutes before she starts an argument," Ralph says. With that, Alice's mother arrives and Ralph proceeds to set an alarm clock for three minutes. Sure enough, she quickly insults Ralph about his weight, chides Alice for not marrying "a good provider" and, as the final straw, spills the beans about the ending of the play. Just as the alarm clock rings, Ralph erupts ("You are a blabbermouth!") and throws his mother-in-law out. But Alice leaves with her, prompting Ralph to take Norton's suggestion and record an apology to Alice in hopes of winning her forgiveness.

Sun. April 24, 2022 12a #016 (aka #124) - "Oh My Aching Back": After telling Alice he was too tired to leave the apartment, Ralph---on the eve of his company physical---goes bowling, throws his back out and comes home hunched over, and looking, Norton says, like "the leaning tower of pizza."

12:30a #017 (aka #125) - "The Baby-sitter": Ralph signals his displeasure when he learns that Alice had a telephone installed in the apartment. Then later, when he calms down, he overhears a telephone conversation and thinks that she is having an affair.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. April 18, 2022 12a #003 (aka #111) - "The Golfer": Hello, ball! That memorable salutation---delivered by Norton (Art Carney) as he shows the proper way to "address the ball"---has made "The Golfer" (first aired on Oct. 15, 1955) a favorite in the series canon. Ralph's trying to impress his boss by offering to join him in a foursome. Problem is, Ralph's never picked up a club in his life and learning to play in two days, he concedes, won't be easy---"It'd take me at least a week." That doesn't stop him from turning his kitchen into a fairway, using a pin cushion as a ball and, unforgettably, getting into the mood by donning an outlandish golfing outfit that is, to quote Norton, "dee-vine." DON'T MISS – Ed addressing the ball.

Mon. April 25, 2022 12a #004 (aka #111) - "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Tired of Ralph's complaints about household chores not being done, Alice convinces him to hire a maid. But the new domestic is rapidly getting fed up taking orders from Norton and Ralph, or as she calls them, "the simp and the blimp." Thelma: Betty Garde. Wilson: Frank Marth.

(Decades) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Decades. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

(CC?):

Special thanks goes to snowpeck of sitcomsonline.com.:
Tue. April 19, 2022 1a #??? - "Honeymooners XMas Party" ('51) (Part 2): Ralph runs an errand while Alice decorates the tree and the Kramdens are visited by several odd characters. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice during this episode.

Wed. April 20, 2022 1a #51 (aka #54/#39) – “‘Guest Speaker’/‘Lost Job’”: (For “Guest Speaker”): Ralph keeps getting interrupted while practicing his speech for the Raccoon Lodge meeting. (For “Lost Job”): Ralph is sure he's been fired when he gets a pink slip in his paycheck.

Thu. April 21, 2022 1a #73 (aka #48/#37) - “‘Ralph's Diet’/‘Alice Plays Cupid’”: (For “Ralph’s Diet”): Ralph's diet becomes unbearable when a neighbor hides all the food for a surprise party in the Kramden's apartment. (For “Alice Plays Cupid”): When Alice finds out Ralph has invited a single friend from the Bus Company to dinner; she tries to fix him up with her girlfriend.

Fri. April 22, 2022 1a #96 (aka #38/#59) – “‘Suspense’/‘Two Tickets To The Fight’”: (For “Suspense”): Ralph overhears Alice rehearsing her part in a play and thinks she is planning to kill him. (For “Two Tickets To The Fight”): Ralph's plans to see the fights with Norton are ruined when Alice's uncle comes to visit.

Sat. April 23, 2022 1a #85 (aka #40/#63) – “‘Anniversary Gift’/‘Finger Man’”: (For “Anniversary Gift”): Ralph is embarrassed when the anniversary gift he bought Alice is the same one Trixie bought for her. (For “Finger Man”): Ralph heroically catches a murderer on his bus, but fears for his life when the murderer escapes from jail and vows to "get the man who put the finger on him."

Tue. April 26, 2022 1a #65 (aka #50/#41) – “‘Manager of The Baseball Team’ ('53 version)/‘Income Tax’”: (For “Manager of The Baseball Team”): Ralph mistakenly believes he's been promoted to manager. (For “Income Tax”): Ralph tries to do his taxes and figures that he owes the government $15.00. Unfortunately, he was saving his last $15.00 for a new bowling ball.

Wed. April 27, 2022 1a #103 (aka #40/#152) – “‘Alice’s Aunt Ethel’/‘Two-Family Car’”: (For “Alice’s Aunt Ethel”): Ralph tries to get rid of Alice's visiting aunt. (For “Two-Family Car”): Ralph jumps to conclusions when he gets a telegram.

Thu. April 28, 2022 1a #102 (aka #43/#61) – “‘What’s Her Name’/“Champagne & Caviar’”: (For “What’s Her Name”): Ralph and Alice fight over the name of an actress. (For “Champagne & Caviar”): Ralph sets out to impress the company president.

Fri. April 29, 2022 1a #99 (aka #147/#44) – “‘Double Anniversary Party’”/‘Lunchbox’”: (For “Double Anniversary Party”): Alice plans a surprise anniversary party for Ralph on the same night that Ralph has made plans to surprise Alice. (For “Lunchbox”): When Ralph's lunch box gets accidentally switched at work; he blames Alice for making him an inedible lunch.

Sat. April 30, 2022 1a #89 (aka #46/#148) – “‘Hot Tip’/‘Checkup’”: (For “Hot Tip”): Ralph places some bets at the racetrack for some neighbors, and gets nervous when Norton warns him that the police think he's a bookie. (For “Checkup”): Ralph schemes to fail a medical exam when h e thinks the doctor is from his insurance company.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to decades.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, imdb.com, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

04-28-2022, 07:28 AM

Honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=412795

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. May 1, 2022 12a #018 (aka #126) - "The $99,000 Answer": Ralph Kramden's get-rich-quick schemes were a Honeymooners staple, but the pipe dream in "The $99,000 Answer"---which originally aired Jan. 28, 1956---may be the funniest. Convinced that he'll triumph on a quiz show, popular-music expert Ralph (Jackie Gleason) intensely prepares at home, aided by piano-playing pal Norton (Art Carney), who warms up for each song with a few bars of a familiar Stephen Foster melody. Of course, the second he's on live TV, Ralph's bravado vanishes. Going into the classic Kramden meltdown---the eyes bugging, the lips quivering, the tongue stuttering "hummina-hummina"---he's asked, for his first question, to identify the composer of "Swanee River." DON'T MISS - - Norton's introduction to every song on the piano.

12:30a #019 (aka #127) - "Ralph Kramden Inc.": Ralph needs a loan from Norton, so he sells him a share of his future earnings as a corporation---Ralph Kramden, Inc. It's another con job by Ralph, of course, until he learns that an old woman with a $40 million estate died and left him in her will. That's enough for Norton, as an officer in the corporation, to remind Ralph about one "small detail"---that they need to bring a suitcase to the reading of the will to carry home the $40 million.

Sun. May 8, 2022 12a #020 (aka #128) - "Young At Heart": Ralph wants to prove to Alice that he's still young at heart by learning dances like the Big Apple and the Suzie Q., which prompts Norton to ask: "How can anyone so round be so square?" But he's still determined, so the Kramdens and the Nortons decide to make a night of it by going roller-skating. Ralph on wheels at the rink makes for one of the series' classic scenes. Another has Norton teaching Ralph how to do the Hucklebuck.

12:30a #021 (aka #129) - "A Dog's Life": Ralph gets another one of his half-baked ideas after he samples a tasty dish he found in his ice box in "A Dog's Life," which was originally telecast Feb. 18, 1956. Convinced that the unusual cracker-spread will satisfy the public's appetite for a snack that's new and different, Ralph asks his boss, Mr. Marshall, to taste the dish in the hope that he'll bankroll production. Ralph's even cooked up a name for the culinary delight: "KramMar's Delicious Mystery Appetizer." Marshall tries it and likes it, and asks Ralph if the recipe is exclusively his wife's or if Alice's mother helped out. "Anything she'd cook I wouldn't give to a dog," Ralph replies. But Marshall wants some other opinions, so he calls in his assistants for another taste test. After two of the assistants reveal the food to be dog food, Ralph is convinced that Alice got a dog and tries to put it back in the pound...only to fall in love with it and take possession of the other dogs who were over their respective limits and were going to be killed.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. May 2, 2022 12a #005 (aka #113) - "A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph gets the idea in his head that he has six months to live, so he decides to sell his story to a magazine. But when he learns it's all a mistake and that he can be prosecuted for fraud, he enlists Norton to pose as a doctor ("don't touch me, I'm sterile") who can cure him of the dreaded "arterial monochromia." Publisher: George Petrie.

Mon. May 9, 2022 12a #006 (aka #114) - "The Sleepwalker": Norton's sleepwalking becomes a waking nightmare for Ralph, who can't get any sleep because he's been asked to keep his pal from wandering off on late-night strolls around the neighborhood. Doctor: George Petrie.

(Decades) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Decades. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

(CC?):

This schedule is for some Decades stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to Decades wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows.

Tue. May 3, 2022 1a #58 (aka #47/#49) - “‘Norton Moves In’/‘Dinner Guest’”: (For “Norton Moves In”): The Nortons move in with the Kramdens while their apartment is being painted. Trixie and Alice take the bedroom, while Norton and Ralph attempt to sleep on a cot in the kitchen. (For “Dinner Guest”): Ralph invites a man from the bus company to dinner so he can discuss promotion. There's only one problem -every time Ralph attempts to mention the promotion Alice changes the subject.

Wed. May 4, 2022 1a #??? - *"Dorsey Brothers Show": Ralph asks Alice to bring Mr. Dorsey (aka Tommy) to the Bus Drivers ball. Alice mistakenly thinks he means Jimmy Dorsey. Ralph gets upset at Alice when he finds out about what she did because the Dorsey brothers are feuding and Ralph tries to fidn a way to not see them fight.

Thu. May 5, 2022 1a #86 (aka #53/#36) – “‘The Prowler’/‘Glow Worm Cleaning Powder’”: (For “The Prowler”): In the middle of the night the police warn the Kramdens that there is a prowler loose in the building. (For “Glow Worm Cleaning Powder”): Alice is chosen to be next month's "Glow Worm Girl" but Ralph won't let her do it.

Fri. May 6, 2022 1a #66 (aka #56) - *“Vacation at Fred's Landing” ('53 version): Alice and Trixie want to vacation in Atlantic City but Ralph and Ed insist on going camping. After one day in the wilderness, Ralph and Norton realize that the great outdoors isn't what they had hoped.

Sat. May 7, 2022 1a #49 (aka #58) - *“Hot Dog Stand”: Ralph wants to buy a hot dog stand but Alice refuses to give him the money, so he and Norton pose as successful businessmen to get a bank loan.

Tue. May 10, 2022 1a #69 (aka #149/#58) – “‘Forgot to Register’/‘Halloween Party’ ('53 version)”: (For “Forgot To Register”): Alice causes an argument when she tells Ralph she doesn't support the candidate he and Norton are campaigning for. (For “Halloween Party”): The Kramdens and the Nortons don costumes for the bus company Halloween party. At the last minute Ralph finds out that the party is really a formal affair for his boss.

Wed. May 11, 2022 1a #54 (aka #62) - *“Letter to the Boss” ('53 version) : Ralph mistakenly thinks a he's been fired and, with Norton's help, writes a nasty letter to his boss. After mailing the letter, Ralph finds out he's been promoted and schemes to get the letter back.
CLASSIC QUOTE -"Homina, homina, homina"

Thu. May 12, 2022 1a #??? - "'Santa & The Bookies' ('53 version) (Part 1) Ralph doesn't know that Alice has taken in knitting to pay for his Christmas present, so when he discovers baby things in the apartment he assumes Alice is pregnant.

Fri. May 13, 2022 1a #??? - "'Santa & The Bookies' ('53 version) (Part 2) /'New Bowling Ball'": Ralph takes on a job as a sidewalk Santa with Norton as his helper so he can pay things for his and Alice's new baby that he thinks they are getting. They are both arrested as operatives in a bookmaking operation. (For "New Bowling Ball"): Ralph gets his fingers stuck in his new bowling ball and he wants to get them out before the bowling game.

Sat. May 14, 2022 1a #71 (aka #67) – “This is Your Life (Part One)”: Ralph is chosen to be on the television program "This is Your Life," but it must be kept a secret from him. When Ralph sees Alice and the show's producer together, he thinks Alice is having an affair.

Special thanks goes to snowpeck of sitcomsonline.com.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to decades.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, imdb.com, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

05-12-2022, 10:59 AM

Honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...d.php?t=412795

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. May 15, 2022 12a #022 (aka #130) - "Here Comes The Bride": On the eve of his lodge brother Stanle y's marriage to Alice's sister, Ralph---the self-proclaimed "king of [his] castle"---gives his future brother-in-law marital advice. Furious that Stanley has agreed to live with Alice's parents, Ralph instructs him to put his foot down. "I don't want to argue," he tells Ralph, prompting Norton to reply: "If you don't want to argue, what are you getting married for?"

12:30a #023 (aka #131) - "Mama Loves Mambo": A dance teacher moves into the building and has all the husbands kicking up a fuss. Ralph and Norton had the idea that Carlos Sanchez was an old man who might like to relax with a game of checkers. He's not---bachelor Carlos is suave and handsome, and worse, is giving their wives mambo lessons in the Kramdens' apartment. Sanchez: Charles Korvin.

Sun. May 22, 2022 12a #024 (aka #132) - "Please Leave The Premises": Ralph refuses to pay a rent increase of $5 a month and, to avoid eviction, barricades himself, Alice and Norton in the apartment. Its war, says Ralph, and he's the general of their army. But after a few days without heat, and the food supply reduced to only celery, General Kramden hatches a plan to get fresh grub from the neighborhood delicatessen. Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten.

12:30a #025 (aka #133) - "House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"): Alice accepts a department store's offer to redecorate their apartment for free. She wants to surprise Ralph, so she arranges to secretly meet with the decorator---who then makes the mistake of leaving one of his gloves in the flat. When Ralph finds the glove, he suspects Alice of having an affair. Andre: Alexander Clark.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. May 16, 2022 12a #007 (aka #115) - "Better Living Through TV": In a classic episode, Ralph and Norton go on live TV in an attempt to sell the Handy Housewife Helper. The inspired (and ad-lib laden) "Better Living Through TV" (originally telecast Nov. 12, 1955) finds Ralph talking Norton into buying TV time so the two of them can go on the air and sell 2000 of the kitchen gadgets. The idea is for "Chef of the Future" Ralph to demonstrate to "Chef of the Past" Norton the many things the gizmo can do, such as open cans, remove corns and, of course, "core a apple." In the rehearsal, Ralph is the picture of calm, but as they prepare to go on the air, panic sets in and he warns a worrisome Ed: "Stop talking like that, nervous, you're going to get yourself all Norton." CLASSIC QUOTE - "Can it core a apple?"

(Collectors Call episode):

Sun. May 22, 2022 6:30p #??? “Stewart Berkowitz Morris: Classic TV Props”: Gilligan's shirt, Fonzie's jacket, and Jeannie's harem costume may be the capstone in this finely curated classic TV collection, along with Stewart's favorite comedian, Jackie Gleason, and his comedy classic, "The Honeymooners."

Mon. May 23, 2022 12a #008 (aka #116) - "Pal O' Mine": A great friendship is strained after a ring t hat Norton had planned to give a co-worker winds up stuck on Ralph's finger. The episode concludes with a classic hospital scene that contains a memorable one-word ad-lib by Norton, who's saying good-bye to a doctor. Teddy Oberman: Ned Glass. Doctor: John Seymour. Nurse: Abbie Lewis.

(Decades) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Decades. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

(CC?):

This schedule is for some Decades stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to Decades wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows.

Tue. May 17, 2022 1a #71 (aka #67) – “This is Your Life (Part One)”: Ralph is chosen to be on the television program "This is Your Life," but it must be kept a secret from him. When Ralph sees Alice and the show's producer together, he thinks Alice is having an affair.

Wed. May 18, 2022 1a #72 – “This is Your Life (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton find airline tickets in Alice's bag and believe she is planning to run away with the producer of "This is Your Life."

Thu. May 19, 2022 1a #67 (aka #70) – “Cottage for Sale (Part One)”: The Kramdens and the Nortons want to buy a summer cottage, but it's too expensive. The seller convinces them that by removing a few luxuries from the cottage, they can afford it. Ralph and Norton immediately accept the offer.

Fri. May 20, 2022 1a #68 – “Cottage for Sale (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton soon find out that the cottage they bought is not the one they got. Alice and Trixie refuse to help fix it up. Both families blame the other for the mess that they are in. Ralph and Norton try to sell the cottage and both families make up.

Sat. May 21, 2022 1a #??? - "Ed Norton Interviews: 'People to People'/'Man Under The Street' (aka 'Private Life of A Sewer Worker')/'Cost of Living'": (For "People To People"): "Ed Norton's Dad" (played by Art Carney) gets interviewed about himself and his "son." (For "Man Under The Street"): Ed Sullivan (as himself) interviews Ed about his job. (For "Cost of Living"): Ed Norton gets interviewed about living.

Tue. May 24, 2022 1a #108 (aka #71/#78) – “‘Lawsuit’/‘What’s The Name’”: (For “Lawsuit”): Ralph threatens to sue when he breaks his leg in a bus accident. (For “W.T.N.”): The Kramdens and Ed Norton argue about the name of a movie star.

Wed. May 25, 2022 1a #??? - "Fortune Teller" (Part 1): A Coney Island fortune teller tells Ralph that he is going to commit a murder within a week. Ralph wants Alice to move in with her mother till the week passes but Alice refuses. Ralph moves in with Ed.

Thu. May 26, 2022 1a #??? - "Fortune Teller" (Part 2): Ralph gets so exasperated at rooming with Ed Norton that he nearly kills him. In the end, Ralph manages to get himself arrested for safety by assaulting a police officer.

Fri. May 27, 2022 1a #84 (aka #73) - *“The Next Champ”: Ralph becomes the manager of a boxer he believes will be the world's next heavyweight champion.

Sat. May 28, 2022 1a #60 (aka #76) - *“Man in the Blue Suit”: Ralph wins big at poker and hides it in an old suit so Alice won't find out how much he has won. Alice gives the suit to charity.

Special thanks goes to snowpeck of sitcomsonline.com.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to decades.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, imdb.com, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

05-25-2022, 08:19 AM

Sorry, I found out that Decades is airing "Stand-In For Murder Part 1" on Sat. May 28 at 1a.

#81 (aka #74) – “Stand-In For Murder ('54 version) (Part One)”: A gangster finds out he is about to be killed by a rival gang. His men discover that Ralph is an amazing look-alike for their boss, and decided to use poor Ralph as a stand-in for murder. FUN FACT -This is the second time in the series Jackie Gleason played a dual role.

Frank Gannucci

05-26-2022, 07:46 AM

Honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...d.php?t=412795

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. May 29, 2022 12a #026 (aka #134) - "Young Man With A Horn": The discovery of his old cornet and an unexpected visit by a self-made millionaire prompt Ralph to wonder why he hasn't achieved more success and hit the "high note" in his life. As a result, he decides to make a list of his good points and do something to correct his bad ones.

12:30a #027 (aka #135) - “Ralph’s Big Mouth” (aka "Head of The House"): In the hilarious "Head of the House" (originally telecast March 31, 1956), Ralph marks his "emancipation" as king of his castle by sitting down with Norton to finish a bottle of wine that is "a little strong but good." Their first toast, Ralph says, is "to my wife, who has finally found her place." Actually, what Alice found was a bottle of grape juice, which she substituted for the wine. When the men get plastered and pass out, Trixie and Alice pour their own drinks and make their own toasts. "I give you our husbands," says Trixie. "You can have 'em," says Alice. The wine-and-grape-juice scene, Art Carney recalled, was one of his favorites. "We really were laughing at each other...because we were supposed to be laughing...crocked and everything. Funny scene."

Sun. June 5, 2022 12a #028 (aka #136) - "The Worry Wart": Ralph's nerves are taxed when he gets a letter requesting his presence at the IRS office. Alice tries to calm him by reminding him that many people have their returns reviewed. "You're darn right," Norton agrees. "The jails are full of them." Norton, in fact, is helping Ralph review the business deductions he made on his returns and then lends his buddy moral support by accompanying him to the IRS office.

12:30a #029 (aka #137) - "Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"): While leaving the pool hall, Ralph witnesses a bank robbery and takes a bullet through his hat. That's reason enough for him to believe that the thugs will come gunning for him, so Norton tells his on-edge pal to just relax and watch some TV. "What's playing tonight?" Ralph asks. Norton's reply: "Dead Men Tell No Tales." Bibbo: Frank Marth. Danny: George Petrie.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. May 30, 2022 12a #009 (aka #117) - "Brother Ralph": A layoff at the bus company prompts Ralph and Alice to add up their total savings from all of their accounts ($12.83). That's reason enough for Alice to get a job, leaving Ralph to take care of the cooking and cleaning. But Ralph becomes really steamed after he discovers that her boss looks like a matinee idol---and that Alice told him that Ralph is her brother.

Mon. June 6, 2022 12a #010 (aka #118) - "Hello Mom": Ralph and Alice Kramden (Jackie Gleason, Audrey Meadows) squabble over the impending arrival of Ralph's mother-in-law in this classic, and ultimately touching, episode. The king is told that his castle is soon to be invaded by Alice's mom. Ralph painfully remembers how his mother-in-law said at his wedding, "I'm not losing a daughter, I'm gaining a ton," and refuses to let her visit. But when Alice stands up to him and insists her mother's coming, Ralph decides to move in with the Nortons until the visit's over. Humor and poignancy meet in a conclusion that once again shows Alice, who sees beyond Ralph's insecurities, to be the bigger person.

(Decades) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Decades. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

(CC?):

This schedule is for some Decades stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to Decades wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows.

Tue. May 31, 2022 1a #82 – “Stand-In For Murder ('54 version) (Part Two)”: Ralph thinks he's gotten the break of his life when he gets a new high-paying position and he and Alice move into a luxury apartment. Meanwhile, the rival gang tries to kill Ralph.
FUN FACT -This episode ran overtime and was never completed.

Wed. June 1, 2022 1a #60 (aka #76) - *“Man in the Blue Suit”: Ralph wins big at poker and hides it in an old suit so Alice won't find out how much he has won. Alice gives the suit to charity.

Thu. June 2, 2022 1a #64 (aka #77) – *“Hair-Raising Tale”: Ralph is tricked into buying a new hair growth formula. He and Norton proceed to test the new treatment on Ralph's boss.

Fri. June 3, 2022 1a #77 (aka #77 [same as the syndicated episode #])– “Box Top Kid (Part One)”: Ralph gets jealous when his brother in law wins a trip to Europe in a box top contest. He and Norton start to buy every product they can find with a box top contest.

Sat. June 4, 2022 1a #78 – “Box Top Kid (Part Two)”: Ralph wins a Slim-O Bread contest by claiming he lost 80 pounds. There's only one problem; he must lose the weight before the publicity photos are taken or he will be disqualified.

Tue. June 7, 2022 1a #90 (aka #78) – “Two Men on a Horse (Part One)”: When Ralph loses a large sum of money he was to deposit for the Raccoon Lodge, he and Norton think of ways to make the money back in one day.

Wed. June 8, 2022 1a #91 – “Two Men on a Horse (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton get a hot tip on a horse and go to the track to place their bet. When the odds on their horse go down, Ralph and Norton scheme to sway the odds in their favor.

Thu. June 9, 2022 1a #52 (aka #79) – “Goodbye Aunt Ethel (Part One)”: Ralph must sleep on a cot in the kitchen when Alice's Aunt Ethel comes to visit. Ralph pretends he has a bad back to force her out, but Aunt Ethel stays to nurse Ralph back to health.

Fri. June 10, 2022 1a #53 – “Goodbye Aunt Ethel (Part Two)”: Ralph and Ed introduce Aunt Ethel to the neighborhood butcher, hoping the two will get married and Aunt Ethel will leave.

Sat. June 11, 2022 1a #40 (aka #81) - *“Ralph's Sweet Tooth”: When Ralph is invited to appear in candy bar commercial, he refuses to let a bad toothache interfere.”

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to decades.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, imdb.com, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

06-09-2022, 10:59 AM

Honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...d.php?t=412795

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. June 12, 2022 12a #030 (aka #138) - "The Loudspeaker": Ralph thinks he'll be named Raccoon of the Year, so he begins writing his acceptance speech (if he could only get rid of his hiccups). It's a very distinctive honor, he reminds the skeptical Alice, because it entitles the two of them to "free burial privileges in the Raccoons' national cemetery in Bismarck, North Dakota."

12:30a #031 (aka #139) - "On Stage": "Polo ponies." "On Stage" (originally telecast April 28, 1956) actually began, says co-writer Leonard Stern, "with that one word...and we built a whole sketch around it." And it's that single word---pronounced by Norton (Art Carney) to rhyme with monopolies---that has almost single-handedly made this a favorite among Honeymooners fans. The episode begins with Ralph getting a juicy part in a play being mounted by the Raccoon Lodge's Women's Auxiliary. Suddenly Ralph is strutting around like the Barrymore of Bensonhurst and entertaining dreams that a Hollywood producer in the audience will offer him a contract. But before the actual performance, there's a rehearsal with Norton---and that word---to contend with.

Sun. June 19, 2022 12a #032 (aka #140) - "Dial J For Janitor": Ralph can't seem to pipe down about the failures of his building's janitor. Then he finds out that the position pays $150 a month with free rent---and decides to take the job himself. Now the most gripes are coming from Norton, who says he hasn't had water in his apartment for so long that he's beginning to "see mirages." Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten. Mrs. Manicotti: Zamah Cunningham.

12:30a #033 (aka #141) - "Opportunity Knocks, But": When Mr. Marshall asks him for a lesson in shooting pool, Ralph believes that his social visit to his boss's Park Avenue home is the cue for his finally advancing in the company. But it's Norton who racks up points in "Opportunity Knocks But," which originally aired May 5, 1956. The pool lesson just gets under way when Norton---not Ralph---starts offering suggestions about making improvements at the company. Impressed, Marshall offers him a job as "Bus Driver Supervisor." Marshall says he likes a man who can think on his feet, but as an enraged Ralph later tells Alice: "Norton works in the sewer. He has to think on his feet; if he sat down he'd drown." But Norton, who's thinking of accepting the offer, tells his buddy not to worry. "As long as I am an executive at that bus company," he tells Ralph, "you are sure of being a bus driver as long as you live."

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. June 13, 2022 12a #011 (aka #119) - "The Deciding Vote": Ralph's in a tight two-man election for the position of Raccoon convention manager and the deciding vote belongs to Norton. The episode contains a classic sight gag involving Ralph trying to clean a vacuum cleaner after it has failed "the oatmeal test."

Mon. June 20, 2022 12a #012 (aka #120) - "Something Fishy": "I catch the fish," Ralph tells Alice, "you cook the fish. The only time we're together is when we eat the fish." Alice, however, has other ideas about Ralph and his lodge brothers worming their way out of taking the wives on the annual fishing trip. Ralph and Norton are desperate, so they angle for a way to leave Alice and Trixie behind.

(Decades) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Decades. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

(CC?):

This schedule is for some Decades stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to Decades wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows.

Tue. June 14, 2022 #041 (aka #84) - *”Game Called On Account of Marriage”: Ralph gets tickets to a World Series game, but the game falls on Alice's sister's wedding.

Wed. June 15, 2022 1a #56 (aka #86) – “The People's Choice (Part One)”: When Ralph heroically captures a murderer on his bus, he is asked to run for public office.

Thu. June 16, 2022 1a #57 – “The People's Choice (Part Two)”: Alice thinks the men who asked Ralph to run for public office are crooks who intend to use Ralph as a stooge, but Ralph doesn't believe her.

Fri. June 17, 2022 1a #42 (aka #88) - *“Battle of the Sexes”: When Ralph and Ed decide to show their wives who's boss, Alice and Trixie fight back, leaving the guys to survive on their own.

Sat. June 18, 2022 1a #74 (aka #90) - *“Brother-in-Law”: When Ralph's brother in law wants to borrow money to buy a hotel, Ralph says no; instead he schemes to buy the hotel himself.

Tue. June 21, 2022 1a #43 (aka #89) - *“Teamwork Beats the Clock”: Ralph and Alice "Beat the Clock," but when they're asked to return, Alice can't make it and Norton takes over.

Wed. June 22, 2022 1a #50 (aka #155) - *“Love Letter” ('56 version): Ralph fears Norton and Alice are having an affair after finding a love letter from Norton he thinks is intended for Alice.

Thu. June 23, 2022 1a #92 (aka #91) - *“Songwriters”: To Alice's dismay, Ralph buys a piano thinking he and Norton can write a hit song and become rich.

Fri. June 24, 2022 1a #44 (aka #93) - *“Kramden Vs. Norton”: Ralph takes Ed to the movies for his birthday. Norton wins a television set with the ticket Ralph bought, and the two friends fight over who really owns the TV set.

Sat. June 25, 2022 1a #93 (aka #94) – “A Promotion (Part One)”: On his first day as assistant cashier of the Bus Company, Ralph accidentally locks the safe and must keep the money at home overnight.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to decades.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, imdb.com, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

06-23-2022, 09:49 AM

Honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=417526

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. June 26, 2022 #032 (aka #140) - "Dial J For Janitor": Ralph can't seem to pipe down about the failures of his building's janitor. Then he finds out that the position pays $150 a month with free rent---and decides to take the job himself. Now the most gripes are coming from Norton, who says he hasn't had water in his apartment for so long that he's beginning to "see mirages." Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten. Mrs. Manicotti: Zamah Cunningham.

12:30a #033 (aka #141) - "Opportunity Knocks, But": When Mr. Marshall asks him for a lesson in shooting pool, Ralph believes that his social visit to his boss's Park Avenue home is the cue for his finally advancing in the company. But it's Norton who racks up points in "Opportunity Knocks But," which originally aired May 5, 1956. The pool lesson just gets under way when Norton---not Ralph---starts offering suggestions about making improvements at the company. Impressed, Marshall offers him a job as "Bus Driver Supervisor." Marshall says he likes a man who can think on his feet, but as an enraged Ralph later tells Alice: "Norton works in the sewer. He has to think on his feet; if he sat down he'd drown." But Norton, who's thinking of accepting the offer, tells his buddy not to worry. "As long as I am an executive at that bus company," he tells Ralph, "you are sure of being a bus driver as long as you live."

Sun. July 3, 2022 #034 (aka #142) - "A Man's Pride": Ralph is too proud to tell a seemingly successful old friend that he drives a bus, so he says he "runs things" at the company in the last Honeymooners episode of the "classic 39," which originally ran from 1955 to '56. CLASSIC KRAMDEN- Ralph's reaction to the dinner check.

Sun. July 3, 2022 12:30a #035 (aka #143) - "Unconventional Behavior": Ralph and Norton become joined at the wrists when Norton tries out his "trick handcuffs" in "Unconventional Behavior," which originally aired May 12, 1956. Aboard a train en route to the lodge's convention in Minneapolis, the guys look forward to "five days of hilarity" and try out some of the novelty items that Norton's brought along. But when Norton's handcuffs won't unlock (there is no key), he and Ralph become closer than they'd like. This scenario yields some memorable physical humor, including Norton trying to take his coat off and the guys trying to figure out some way to sleep in upper and lower berths. It also provides one of the series' all-time lines. "Mind if I smoke?" Norton asks a frustrated Ralph. "I don't care if you burn," Ralph fires back.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. June 27, 2022 12a #013 (aka #121) - "'Twas The Night Before XMas": The Kramdens exchange presents in a Christmas episode with an O. Henry twist. Ralph is particularly proud of the gift he has for Alice: a hairpin box made of 2000 matchsticks that, he's been told, was smuggled from the palace of the Emperor of Japan. DON'T MISS - This classic retelling of "The Gift of the Magi."

Mon. July 4, 2022 12a #014 (aka #122) - "The Man From Space": Intending to take home first prize at the Raccoon Lodge's costume ball, Ralph---unable to wangle a loan from Norton---puts together his own costume and dubs himself "The Man From Space" in a memorable episode that was originally telecast Dec. 31, 1955. Angry with Norton (who's going as the Frenchman who "built the sewers of Paris") and obsessed with winning, Ralph appropriates an assortment of household items---including a faucet, a pot, a radio tube and the icebox door---to create a costume that will, he says, make Norton's rented outfit look like "a piece of French cheesecloth." The episode contains a classic example of Jackie Gleason's gift for ad-libbing when, unexpectedly; a piece of Ralph's costume falls off. "Let me have that," he improvises to Alice. "That's my denaturizer."

(Decades) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Decades. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

(CC?):

This schedule is for some Decades stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to Decades wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows.

Tue. June 28, 2022 1a #86 – “A Promotion (Part Two)”: So Alice won't find out about Ralph's blunder, he and Norton hide the money in a brown bag and put it in the icebox. Everything is fine until Alice decides to defrost the refrigerator.

Wed. June 29, 2022 1a #87 (aka #95) – “The Hypnotist (Part One)”: Ralph and Norton see a demonstration by "The World's Greatest Hypnotist." When Alice won't give Ralph money for a convention trip, he decides that hypnotism might work on her.

Thu. June 30, 2022 1a #88 – “The Hypnotist (Part Two)”: Alice finds out about Ralph's plans to hypnotize her and decides to teach Ralph a lesson.

Fri. July 1, 2022 1a #62 (aka #96) – “Cupid (Part One)”: When Ralph meets an old classmate who is still single, he begins to call single women in the neighborhood to get him a date. Alice and Trixie think Ralph is making the dates for himself.

Sat. July 2, 2022 1a #63 – “Cupid (Part Two)”: Matters get more complicated when Norton lies to Alice so she won't find out that Ralph has been playing matchmaker.

Wed. July 6, 2022 1a #104 (aka #97) – “Little Man Who Wasn’t There (Part One)”: Ralph is sent to the company psychiatrist when he loses his temper once too often on the job. He is advised to give up his friendship with Norton, Norton mistakes his farewell note for a suicide note, and shadows Ralph to keep him out of trouble.

Thu. July 7, 2022 1a #105 – “Little Man Who Wasn’t There (Part Two)”: Ralph, seeing Norton everywhere he looks, thinks he's losing his mind ...until the truth comes out and the psychiatrist decides that Norton and Kramden belong together.

Fri. July 8, 2022 1a #97 (aka #98) – “Hero (Part One)”: Tommy, a fatherless boy, begins to idolize Ralph, inspiring Ralph to tell the boy exaggerated tales of his own boyhood.

Sat. July 9, 2022 1a #98 – “Hero (Part Two)”: Tommy asks Ralph to attend a Boy Scout competition with him, thinking Ralph will win all of the events because of Ralph's exaggerations.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to decades.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, imdb.com, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

06-24-2022, 10:55 AM

Also, I found out that on BOTH Decades broadcast and streaming feeds that they won’t show the Honeymooners on Tue. July 5. So I made the changes above.

Frank Gannucci

07-07-2022, 10:08 AM

Honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=418792

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. July 10, 2022 #036 (aka #144) - "The Bensonhurst Bomber": An argument in the pool hall and a joke about a man's name figure in "The Bensonhurst Bomber," which originally aired Sept. 8, 1956. Of all the guest characters on The Honeymooners, few names are more recognizable to fans than "Harvey," or, as Ralph pronounces it, "Har-vee!" In fact, it's that exaggerated pronunciation that gets Ralph in hot water when the towering bully Harvey challenges Ralph to a fight at Kelsey's Gym. As the showdown approaches, a nervous Ralph believes a wiser plan might be to leave town, but Norton insists he has to fight Harvey, especially since they're closing the pool hall in Ralph's honor. "If I fight that Harvey," Ralph replies, "they'll be closing it in my memory."

12:30a #037 (aka #145) - "The Safety Award": Ralph is honored with an award for being "the safest bus driver in the city" and plans to take Alice and the Nortons to the ceremony at City Hall. But his big day is plagued with problems, culminating with Ralph having an accident in his friend's car. Ever the optimist, Norton offers a distressed Ralph some sewer-worker words of wisdom: "When the tides of life turn against you, and the current upsets your boat, don't waste those tears on what might have been, just lay on your back and float." Mr. Martin: Frank Marth.

Sun. July 17, 2022 12a #038 (aka #146) - "Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Mind Your Own Business"): Norton gets fired from his job in the sewer after taking Ralph's advice about demanding a promotion. Finding something new won't be easy, Norton says, because, after all, a sewer worker is like a brain surgeon---"we're both s pecialists." Still, after a couple of weeks, he finds work selling irons door-to-door. And when he tells his pal that he made $40 his first day on the job, Ralph suddenly contemplates leaving the bus company to become a salesman with Norton's company.

12:30a #039 (aka #147) - "Alice & The Blonde": Audrey Meadows said that she "loved" the episode titled "Alice and the Blonde" (originally telecast June 2, 1956), and it's easy to see why. For once, it's Alice who's fuming. It's all because of what happens at the home of one of Ralph's co-workers. Trying to ingratiate himself with Bert Weedemeyer (who Ralph thinks may become the bus company's new general manager), Ralph---with Norton by his side, naturally-heaps compliments on the man's wife, a ditsy platinum blonde who calls her husband "Twinkles." Ralph's fawning and flattery isn't amusing Alice, who'll have her revenge. Rita Weedemeyer: Freda Rosen. Bert: Frank Behrens.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. July 11, 2022 12a #015 (aka #123) - "A Matter of Record": In "A Matter of Record" (originally telecast Jan. 7, 1956), Ralph surprises Alice with tickets to a hit Broadway mystery, but with her mother coming "all the way from Bensonhurst" for a visit, she won't go. " Where's Bensonhurst, in New Zealand or something?" Ralph snaps back, upset that Alice is forsaking him for a visit from his nemesis. "She won't be in this apartment three minutes before she starts an argument," Ralph says. With that, Alice's mother arrives and Ralph proceeds to set an alarm clock for three minutes. Sure enough, she quickly insults Ralph about his weight, chides Alice for not marrying "a good provider" and, as the final straw, spills the beans about the ending of the play. Just as the alarm clock rings, Ralph erupts ("You are a blabbermouth!") and throws his mother-in-law out. But Alice leaves with her, prompting Ralph to take Norton's suggestion and record an apology to Alice in hopes of winning her forgiveness.

Mon. July 18, 2022 #016 (aka #124) - "Oh My Aching Back": After telling Alice he was too tired to leave the apartment, Ralph---on the eve of his company physical---goes bowling, throws his back out and comes home hunched over, and looking, Norton says, like "the leaning tower of pizza."

(Decades) (BROADCAST SCHEDULE ONLY) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Decades. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

(CC?):

This schedule is for some Decades stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to Decades wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows.

Tue. July 12, 2022 1a #45 (aka #99) - *“The Great Jewel Robbery”: Ralph collects money at the bus company to buy a wedding present for the boss' daughter, but Alice thinks the gift is for her.

Wed. July 13, 2022 1a #79 (aka #99) - *“Peacemaker”: Ralph acts as peacemaker when Norton and Trixie's fighting keeps him awake all night.

Thu. July 14, 2022 1a #55 (aka #101) - *“The Adoption”: Ralph and Alice decide to adopt a baby, but first they have to pass inspection at the adoption agency.

Fri. July 15, 2022 1a #46 (aka #102) - *“Stars Over Flatbush”: Norton convinces Ralph that astrology will help him predict how to get a raise, and Ralph lets the stars rule his life.

Sat. July 16, 2022 1a #59 (aka #103) - *“One Big Happy Family”: In an effort to save money, Ralph and Ed decide to share an apartment. But life is not so sweet with Ralph and Alice and Ed and Trixie all under the same roof.

Tue. July 19, 2022 1a #106 (aka #103) – “A Weighty Problem (Part One)”: Ralph has to take a physical for the bus company and is informed that he has to diet or he would fail the physical and lose his job.

Wed. July 20, 2022 1a #107 – “A Weighty Problem (Part Two)”: Ralph is going crazy on his diet but manages to lose enough weight so he can pass the physical and still be a bus driver.

Thu. July 21, 2022 1a #70 (aka #105) - *“Boys and Girls Together”: Alice and Trixie feel that Ralph and Norton do everything together and decide to join them. Ralph and Norton scheme to discourage their wives.

Fri. July 22, 2022 1a #95 (aka #75) - *“Move Uptown”: Ralph and Alice plan to move but must sublet their old apartment first. When they can't find a new tenant, Ralph tries to break the lease.

Sat. July 23, 2022 1a (aka #106) - *“The Principle of the Thing”: To please Alice, Ralph decides to use rent money to fix up their apartment. GUEST STAR -Classic TV Tightwad - Jack Benny.

(Decades) (STREAMING SCHEDULE ONLY):

Since WKRP in Cincinnati isn’t cleared for streaming, Decades airs the Honeymooners in its place. So, the streaming feed of Decades airs the show from 12:30a-1:30a

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

Tue. July 12, 2022 12:30a #??? - "Ed Norton Interviews: 'People to People'/'Man Under The Street' (aka 'Private Life of A Sewer Worker')/'Cost of Living'": (For "People To People"): "Ed Norton's Dad" (played by Art Carney) gets interviewed about himself and his "son." (For "Man Under The Street"): Ed Sullivan (as himself) interviews Ed about his job. (For "Cost of Living"): Ed Norton gets interviewed about living.

Wed. July 13, 2022 12:30a #108 (aka #71/#78) – “‘Lawsuit’/‘What’s The Name’”: (For “Lawsuit”): Ralph threatens to sue when he breaks his leg in a bus accident. (For “W.T.N.”): The Kramdens and Ed Norton argue about the name of a movie star.

Thu. July 14, 2022 12:30a #??? - "Fortune Teller" (Part 1): A Coney Island fortune teller tells Ralph that he is going to commit a murder within a week. Ralph wants Alice to move in with her mother till the week passes but Alice refuses. Ralph moves in with Ed.

Fri. July 15, 2022 12:30a #??? - "Fortune Teller" (Part 2): Ralph gets so exasperated at rooming with Ed Norton that he nearly kills him. In the end, Ralph manages to get himself arrested for safety by assaulting a police officer.

Sat. July 16, 2022 12:30a #84 (aka #73) - *“The Next Champ”: Ralph becomes the manager of a boxer he believes will be the world's next heavyweight champion.

Tue. July 19, 2022 12:30a #81 (aka #74) – “Stand-In For Murder ('54 version) (Part One)”: A gangster finds out he is about to be killed by a rival gang. His men discover that Ralph is an amazing look-alike for their boss, and decided to use poor Ralph as a stand-in for murder. FUN FACT -This is the second time in the series Jackie Gleason played a dual role.

Wed. July 20, 2022 12:30a #82 – “Stand-In For Murder ('54 version) (Part Two)”: Ralph thinks he's gotten the break of his life when he gets a new high-paying position and he and Alice move into a luxury apartment. Meanwhile, the rival gang tries to kill Ralph.
FUN FACT -This episode ran overtime and was never completed.

Thu. July 21, 2022 12:30a #60 (aka #76) - *“Man in the Blue Suit”: Ralph wins big at poker and hides it in an old suit so Alice won't find out how much he has won. Alice gives the suit to charity.

Fri. July 22, 2022 12:30a #64 (aka #77) – *“Hair-Raising Tale”: Ralph is tricked into buying a new hair growth formula. He and Norton proceed to test the new treatment on Ralph's boss.

Sat. July 23, 2022 12:30a #40 (aka #83) - *“Ralph's Sweet Tooth”: When Ralph is invited to appear in candy bar commercial, he refuses to let a bad toothache interfere.”

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to decades.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, imdb.com, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

07-21-2022, 10:48 AM

Honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=419367

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. July 24, 2022 12a #001 (aka #109) - "TV or Not TV": Ralph and Norton go partners on a new TV, but Ralph rigs a coin toss so the set stays in the Kramden apartment. It's not long before Ralph becomes a total zombie to the new medium, and all Norton wants to do is don his space helmet and watch "Captain Video."

12:30a #002 (aka #110) - "Funny Money": Ralph finds a suitcase filled with money, enough, Norton says, to "keep him in pizza for the rest of his life." There's one slight problem: the money is counterfeit, and the gangsters who printed it want it back. Alice's Mother: Ethel Owen. Boss: Boris Aplon. Ziggy: Frank Marth.

Sun. July 31, 2022 12a #003 (aka #111) - "The Golfer": Hello, ball! That memorable salutation---delivered by Norton (Art Carney) as he shows the proper way to "address the ball"---has made "The Golfer" (first aired on Oct. 15, 1955) a favorite in the series canon. Ralph's trying to impress his boss by offering to join him in a foursome. Problem is, Ralph's never picked up a club in his life and learning to play in two days, he concedes, won't be easy---"It'd take me at least a week." That doesn't stop him from turning his kitchen into a fairway, using a pin cushion as a ball and, unforgettably, getting into the mood by donning an outlandish golfing outfit that is, to quote Norton, "dee-vine." DON'T MISS – Ed addressing the ball.

12:30a #004 (aka #111) - "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Tired of Ralph's complaints about household chores not being done, Alice convinces him to hire a maid. But the new domestic is rapidly getting fed up taking orders from Norton and Ralph, or as she calls them, "the simp and the blimp." Thelma: Betty Garde. Wilson: Frank Marth.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. July 25, 2022 12a #017 (aka #125) - "The Baby-sitter": Ralph signals his displeasure when he learns that Alice had a telephone installed in the apartment. Then later, when he calms down, he overhears a telephone conversation and thinks that she is having an affair.

Mon. Aug. 1, 2022 12a #018 (aka #126) - "The $99,000 Answer": Ralph Kramden's get-rich-quick schemes were a Honeymooners staple, but the pipe dream in "The $99,000 Answer"---which originally aired Jan. 28, 1956---may be the funniest. Convinced that he'll triumph on a quiz show, popular-music expert Ralph (Jackie Gleason) intensely prepares at home, aided by piano-playing pal Norton (Art Carney), who warms up for each song with a few bars of a familiar Stephen Foster melody. Of course, the second he's on live TV, Ralph's bravado vanishes. Going into the classic Kramden meltdown---the eyes bugging, the lips quivering, the tongue stuttering "hummina-hummina"---he's asked, for his first question, to identify the composer of "Swanee River." DON'T MISS - - Norton's introduction to every song on the piano.

(Decades) (BROADCAST SCHEDULE ONLY) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Decades. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

(CC?):

This schedule is for some Decades stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to Decades wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows.

Tue. July 26, 2022 1a #100 (aka #106) – “Songs and Witty Sayings (Part One)”: Ralph and Norton team up for a contest hoping to win first prize. Against their husband's wishes, Alice and Trixie also enter the contest.

Wed. July 27, 2022 1a #101 – “Songs and Witty Sayings (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton wake up the neighborhood practicing for the contest.

Thu. July 28, 2022 1a #48 (aka #156) - *“Finders Keepers”: Ralph and Norton want to buy a candy store. To raise the money, they participate in a contest to find $1,000 hidden somewhere in New York City.

Fri. July 29, 2022 1a #75 (aka #157) - *“Catch a Star”: At a Raccoon Lodge meeting, Ralph lies that he knows Jackie Gleason and can get him to appear at the Raccoon's annual dance. Desperately, Ralph and Norton go to the hotel where Gleason is staying and try to convince "The Great One" to appear. FUN FACT - Jackie Gleason, Art Carney, Audrey Meadows and Joyce Randolph play dual roles in this episode.

Sat. July 30, 2022 1a #80 (aka #158) - *“My Fair Landlord”: Ralph buys a two-family house and the Nortons become Ralph's tenants. After moving in, Norton tries to break his lease.

Tue. Aug. 2, 2022 1a #??? (aka #157) - "Away We Go” (Part 1): The Kramdens and Nortons sail to Europe. Ralph and Ed set themselves adrift on a life boat.

Wed. Aug. 3, 2022 1a #??? “Away We Go” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed are worried that they won’t be rescued so they pass the time by doing various things like singing about the fact that they would rather die together. They are rescued some time later. Upon arriving in Paris, Ralph poses for a publicity photo and falls off the deck.

Thu. Aug. 4, 2022 1a #??? (aka #158)- "Plastered In Paris” (Part 1): Ralph & Ed get a great exchange rate -- on counterfeit money and give some of it to the wives.

Fri. Aug. 5, 2022 1a #??? - “Plastered In Paris” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed get arrested for spending counterfeit money. While in jail, they try to get out only for the girls to get arrested too. They get bailed out only for Ralph & Ed to get jailed again when they try to hand in the culprits to the cops because the cops thought that the real culprits were Ralph & Ed.

Sat. Aug. 6, 2022 1a #??? (Aka #159) - “Behind The Iron Curtain” (Part 1): Ralph and Ed wander onto a Russian firing range while visiting Germany and are mistaken for spies.

(Decades) (STREAMING SCHEDULE ONLY):

Since WKRP in Cincinnati isn’t cleared for streaming, Decades airs the Honeymooners in its place. So, the streaming feed of Decades airs the show from 12:30a-1:30a

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

Tue. July 26, 2022 12:30a #77 (aka #77 [same as the syndicated episode #])– “Box Top Kid (Part One)”: Ralph gets jealous when his brother in law wins a trip to Europe in a box top contest. He and Norton start to buy every product they can find with a box top contest.

Wed. July 27, 2022 12:30a #78 – “Box Top Kid (Part Two)”: Ralph wins a Slim-O Bread contest by claiming he lost 80 pounds. There's only one problem; he must lose the weight before the publicity photos are taken or he will be disqualified.

Thu. July 28, 2022 12:30a #90 (aka #78) – “Two Men on a Horse (Part One)”: When Ralph loses a large sum of money he was to deposit for the Raccoon Lodge, he and Norton think of ways to make the money back in one day.

Fri. July 29, 2022 12:30a #91 – “Two Men on a Horse (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton get a hot tip on a horse and go to the track to place their bet. When the odds on their horse go down, Ralph and Norton scheme to sway the odds in their favor.

Sat. July 30, 2022 12:30a #42 (aka #88) - *“Battle of the Sexes”: When Ralph and Ed decide to show their wives who's boss, Alice and Trixie fight back, leaving the guys to survive on their own.

Tue. Aug. 2, 2022 12:30a #74 (aka #90) - *“Brother-in-Law”: When Ralph's brother in law wants to borrow money to buy a hotel, Ralph says no; instead he schemes to buy the hotel himself.

Wed. Aug. 3, 2022 12:30a #43 (aka #89) - *“Teamwork Beats the Clock”: Ralph and Alice "Beat the Clock," but when they're asked to return, Alice can't make it and Norton takes over.

Thu. Aug. 4, 2022 12:30a #50 (aka #155) - *“Love Letter” ('56 version): Ralph fears Norton and Alice are having an affair after finding a love letter from Norton he thinks is intended for Alice.

Fri. Aug. 5, 2022 12:30a #92 (aka #91) - *“Songwriters”: To Alice's dismay, Ralph buys a piano thinking he and Norton can write a hit song and become rich.

Sat. Aug. 6, 2022 12:30a #44 (aka #93) - *“Kramden Vs. Norton”: Ralph takes Ed to the movies for his birthday. Norton wins a television set with the ticket Ralph bought, and the two friends fight over who really owns the TV set.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to decades.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, imdb.com, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

PaperClips

07-21-2022, 12:14 PM

Frank Gannucci

07-21-2022, 12:47 PM

Thanks for the info! Pluto has some good shows - Andy Griffith Show has it's own channel as does Judge Judy, Cops.

My pleasure.Pluto TV is out of this world.

Come on. You knew I had to say that.

Frank Gannucci

08-04-2022, 08:09 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=409441

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD)

(CC)?

Note: Zap2it is saying this for the four showings on WPIX:

“Ralph Kramden, a perpetually flustered but eternally optimistic city bus driver living in a small Brooklyn apartment with his wife, Alice, schemes with his best friend, sanitation worker Ed Norton, to improve his lot in life.”

Based on previous schedules, I got a hunch that these episodes will be played but I could be wrong.

Sun. Aug. 7, 2022 12a #030 (aka #138) - "The Loudspeaker": Ralph thinks he'll be named Raccoon of the Year,20so he begins writing his acceptance speech (if he could only get rid of his hiccups). It's a very distinctive honor, he reminds the skeptical Alice, because it entitles the two of them to "free burial privileges in the Raccoons' national cemetery in Bismarck, North Dakota."

12:30a #031 (aka #139) - "On Stage": "Polo ponies." "On Stage" (originally telecast April 28, 1956) actually began, says co-writer Leonard Stern, "with that one word...and we built a whole sketch around it." And it's that single word---pronounced by Norton (Art Carney) to rhyme with monopolies---that has almost single-handedly made this a favorite among Honeymooners fans. The episode begins with Ralph getting a juicy part in a play being mounted by the Raccoon Lodge's Women's Auxiliary. Suddenly Ralph is strutting around like the Barrymore of Bensonhurst and entertaining dreams that a Hollywood producer in the audience will offer him a contract. But before the actual performance, there's a rehearsal with Norton---and that word---to contend with.

Sun. Aug. 14, 2022 12a #032 (aka #140) - "Dial J For Janitor": Ralph can't seem to pipe down about the failures of his building's janitor. Then he finds out that the position pays $150 a month with free rent---and decides to take the job himself. Now the most gripes are coming from Norton, who says he hasn't had water in his apartment for so long that he's beginning to "see mirages." Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten. Mrs. Manicotti: Zamah Cunningham.

12:30a #033 (aka #141) - "Opportunity Knocks, But": When Mr. Marshall asks him for a lesson in shooting pool, Ralph believes that his social visit to his boss's Park Avenue home is the cue for his finally advancing in the company. But it's Norton who racks up points in "Opportunity Knocks But," which originally aired May 5, 1956. The pool lesson just gets under way when Norton---not Ralph---starts offering suggestions about making improvements at the company. Impressed, Marshall offers him a job as "Bus Driver Supervisor." Marshall says he likes a man who can think on his feet, but as an enraged Ralph later tells Alice: "Norton works in the sewer. He has to think on his feet; if he sat down he'd drown." But Norton, who's thinking of accepting the offer, tells his buddy not to worry. "As long as I am an executive at that bus company," he tells Ralph, "you are sure of being a bus driver as long as you live."

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. Aug. 8, 2022 12a #019 (aka #127) - "Ralph Kramden Inc.": Ralph needs a loan from Norton, so he sells him a share of his future earnings as a corporation---Ralph Kramden, Inc. It's another con job by Ralph, of course, until he learns that an old woman with a $40 million estate died and left him in her will. That's enough for Norton, as an officer in the corporation, to remind Ralph about one "small detail"---that they need to bring a suitcase to the reading of the will to carry home the $40 million.

Mon. Aug. 15, 2022 12a #020 (aka #128) - "Young At Heart": Ralph wants to prove to Alice that he's still young at heart by learning dances like the Big Apple and the Suzie Q., which prompts Norton to ask: "How can anyone so round be so square?" But he's still determined, so the Kramdens and the Nortons decide to make a night of it by going roller-skating. Ralph on wheels at the rink makes for one of the series' classic scenes. Another has Norton teaching Ralph how to do the Hucklebuck.

Decades) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Decades. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

(CC?):

Special thanks goes to snowpeck of sitcomsonline.com.:

Tue. Aug. 9, 2022 1a #??? - “Behind The Iron Curtain” (Part 2): While trying to get out of custody by disguising themselves as Russians, Ralph & Ed are mistaken for real Russians and due to Ed’s stupidity, they have to go to a party. Once they have been found out, they escape and answer to their wives.

Wed. Aug. 10, 2022 1a #??? (Aka #160) “When In Rome” (Part 1): The Kramdens & Norton’s arrive in Rome. While there, a little boy becomes smitten with Alice and becomes Alices guide. Ralph finds out about a guide (who he thinks is a full-grown man) and becomes jealous.

Thu. Aug. 11, 2022 1a #??? - “When In Rome” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed try to catch Alice in the act at an Italian fiesta thinking that the tour guide and Alice are going to be there but get disappointed when Alice shows up but not with the guide. At the end, they find out the truth.

Fri. Aug. 12, 2022 1a #??? - (aka #161) - "The Curse of the Kramdens" (Part 1): The Kramdens & Nortons arrive in Ireland. While there, they hear about the Ghost of Sheamus O’ Toole ruling over the Irish town that they are in. They learn that a Kramden (because of fact that the ghost’s connections to Ralph’s family) has to stay in the ancestral Kramden castle for one night in order for the curse to be broken.

Sat. Aug. 13, 2022 1a #??? - “Curse of The Kramdens” (Part 2): Ralph forces Ed to come with him and spend the night in the ancestral Kramden castle, which has the ghost. They find out that the ghost is fictional because of two people scaring people who come into the castle. Ralph & Ed catch them and somehow the curse is broken.

Tue. Aug. 16, 2022 1a #??? (aka #162) "Mad Dogs & Englishmen" (Part 1): The Kramdens & Nortons get the news that they are to appear in a Flakey Wakey commercial on an English TV show. So they rehearse.

Wed. Aug. 17, 2022 1a #??? "Mad Dogs & Englishmen" (Part 2): Ralph makes a fool of himself on the English TV show and Ed accidentally overturns a piano. The Kramdens flee London in shame but are invited back because the audience loved the commercial.

Thu. Aug. 18, 2022 1a #??? (aka #163) "Framed In Spain” (Part 1): Blackmailers fake a hanky-panky photo of Ralph in Madrid so Ralph & Ed try to keep it from Alice.

Fri. Aug. 19, 2022 1a #??? - “Framed In Spain” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed continue to try their best to keep the hanky-panky photo of Ralph away from Alice but at the end of the episode, Alice finds it and yells at Ralph that she doesn’t want to see him again...until cops come and reveal that they caught the blackmailers and then Alice finds out the truth.

Sat. Aug. 20, 2022 1a #??? (aka #164) - "I Remember Mau Au" (Part 1): The wives want to go to the French Rivera but the boys want to go to an African safari. They get their way. The wives are miserable and get spooked.

(Decades) (STREAMING SCHEDULE ONLY):

Since WKRP in Cincinnati isn’t cleared for streaming, Decades airs the Honeymooners in its place. So, the streaming feed of Decades airs the show from 12:30a-1:30a

Tue. Aug. 9, 2022 12:30a #93 (aka #94) – “A Promotion (Part One)”: On his first day as assistant cashier of the Bus Company, Ralph accidentally locks the safe and must keep the money at home overnight.

Wed. Aug. 10, 2022 12:30a #86 – “A Promotion (Part Two)”: So Alice won't find out about Ralph's blunder, he and Norton hide the money in a brown bag and put it in the icebox. Everything is fine until Alice decides to defrost the refrigerator.

Thu.. Aug. 11, 2022 12:30a #87 (aka #95) – “The Hypnotist (Part One)”: Ralph and Norton see a demonstration by "The World's Greatest Hypnotist." When Alice won't give Ralph money for a convention trip, he decides that hypnotism might work on her.

Fri. Aug. 12, 2022 12:30a #88 – “The Hypnotist (Part Two)”: Alice finds out about Ralph's plans to hypnotize her and decides to teach Ralph a lesson.

Sat. Aug. 13, 2022 12:30a #45 (aka #99) - *“The Great Jewel Robbery”: Ralph collects money at the bus company to buy a wedding present for the boss' daughter, but Alice thinks the gift is for her.

Tue. Aug. 16, 2022 12:30a #104 (aka #97) – “Little Man Who Wasn’t There (Part One)”: Ralph is sent to the company psychiatrist when he loses his temper once too often on the job. He is advised to give up his friendship with Norton, Norton mistakes his farewell note for a suicide note, and shadows Ralph to keep him out of trouble.

Wed. Aug. 17, 2022 12:30a #105 – “Little Man Who Wasn’t There (Part Two)”: Ralph, seeing Norton everywhere he looks, thinks he's losing his mind ...until the truth comes out and the psychiatrist decides that Norton and Kramden belong together.

Thu. Aug. 18, 2022 12:30a #97 (aka #98) – “Hero (Part One)”: Tommy, a fatherless boy, begins to idolize Ralph, inspiring Ralph to tell the boy exaggerated tales of his own boyhood.

Fri. Aug. 19, 2022 12:30a #98 – “Hero (Part Two)”: Tommy asks Ralph to attend a Boy Scout competition with him, thinking Ralph will win all of the events because of Ralph's exaggerations.

Sat. Aug. 20, 2022 12:30a #79 (aka #99) - *“Peacemaker”: Ralph acts as peacemaker when Norton and Trixie's fighting keeps him awake all night.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to decades.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, imdb.com, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

08-18-2022, 09:21 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=6079231

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD)

(CC)?

Note: Zap2it is saying this for the four showings on WPIX:

“Ralph Kramden, a perpetually flustered but eternally optimistic city bus driver living in a small Brooklyn apartment with his wife, Alice, schemes with his best friend, sanitation worker Ed Norton, to improve his lot in life.”

Based on previous schedules, I got a hunch that these episodes will be played but I could be wrong.

Sun. Aug. 21, 2022 12a #034 (aka #142) - "A Man's Pride": Ralph is too proud to tell a seemingly successful old friend that he drives a bus, so he says he "runs things" at the company in the last Honeymooners episode of the "classic 39," which originally ran from 1955 to '56. CLASSIC KRAMDEN- Ralph's reaction to the dinner check.

12:30a #035 (aka #143) - "Unconventional Behavior": Ralph and Norton become joined at the wrists when Norton tries out his "trick handcuffs" in "Unconventional Behavior," which originally aired May 12, 1956. Aboard a train en route to the lodge's convention in Minneapolis, the guys look forward to "five days of hilarity" and try out some of the novelty items that Norton's brought along. But when Norton's handcuffs won't unlock (there is no key), he and Ralph become closer than they'd like. This scenario yields some memorable physical humor, including Norton trying to take his coat off and the guys trying to figure out some way to sleep in upper and lower berths. It also provides one of the series' all-time lines. "Mind if I smoke?" Norton asks a frustrated Ralph. "I don't care if you burn," Ralph fires back.

Sun. Aug. 28, 2022 12a #036 (aka #144) - "The Bensonhurst Bomber": An argument in the pool hall and a joke about a man's name figure in "The Bensonhurst Bomber," which originally aired Sept. 8, 1956. Of all the guest characters on The Honeymooners, few names are more recognizable to fans than "Harvey," or, as Ralph pronounces it, "Har-vee!" In fact, it's that exaggerated pronunciation that gets Ralph in hot water when the towering bully Harvey challenges Ralph to a fight at Kelsey's Gym. As the showdown approaches, a nervous Ralph believes a wiser plan might be to leave town, but Norton insists he has to fight Harvey, especially since they're closing the pool hall in Ralph's honor. "If I fight that Harvey," Ralph replies, "they'll be closing it in my memory."

12:30a #037 (aka #145) - "The Safety Award": Ralph is honored with an award for being "the safest bus driver in the city" and plans to take Alice and the Nortons to the ceremony at City Hall. But his big day is plagued with problems, culminating with Ralph having an accident in his friend's car. Ever the optimist, Norton offers a distressed Ralph some sewer-worker words of wisdom: "When the tides of life turn against you, and the current upsets your boat, don't waste those tears on what might have been, just lay on your back and float." Mr. Martin: Frank Marth.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. Aug. 22, 2022 12a #021 (aka #129) - "A Dog's Life": Ralph gets another one of his half-baked ideas after he samples a tasty dish he found in his ice box in "A Dog's Life," which was originally telecast Feb. 18, 1956. Convinced that the unusual cracker-spread will satisfy the public's appetite for a snack that's new and different, Ralph asks his boss, Mr. Marshall, to taste the dish in the hope that he'll bankroll production. Ralph's even cooked up a name for the culinary delight: "KramMar's Delicious Mystery Appetizer." Marshall tries it and likes it, and asks Ralph if the recipe is exclusively his wife's or if Alice's mother helped out. "Anything she'd cook I wouldn't give to a dog," Ralph replies. But Marshall wants some other opinions, so he calls in his assistants for another taste test. After two of the assistants reveal the food to be dog food, Ralph is convinced that Alice got a dog and tries to put it back in the pound...only to fall in love with it and take possession of the other dogs who were over their respective limits and were going to be killed.

Mon. Aug. 29, 2022 12a #022 (aka #130) - "Here Comes The Bride": On the eve of his lodge brother Stanle y's marriage to Alice's sister, Ralph---the self-proclaimed "king of [his] castle"---gives his future brother-in-law marital advice. Furious that Stanley has agreed to live with Alice's parents, Ralph instructs him to put his foot down. "I don't want to argue," he tells Ralph, prompting Norton to reply: "If you don't want to argue, what are you getting married for?"

(Decades) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Decades. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

(CC?):

Special thanks goes to snowpeck of sitcomsonline.com.:

Tue. Aug. 23, 2022 1a #??? - "i Remember Mau Au" (Part 2): On the safari, Ralph kills a rabbit & Ed kills an elephant. The boys don't like the safari as much as they hoped so they plan to scare the girls so they can convince them to leave.

Wed. Aug. 24, 2022 1a #??? (aka #1/#5/#7) - "'Bread'/'Ralph Threatens To Leave'/'Ring Salesman' ('51)": In "Bread", Ralph and Alice Kramden argue over the fact there is no bread to go with Ralph's dinner. In "Ralph Threatens to Leave", the vegetable meat loaf stirs Ralph up. Then in "Ring Salesman", Ralph is jealous of Joe the jeweler, who he believes Alice is having an affair with. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches.

Thu. Aug. 25, 2022 1a #??? (aka #2/#4/#6) - '"Razor Blades'/'New TV Set'/Alice & Ralph Get Dressed For A Date Last Night'": "In "Razor Blades", Ralph can't find his razor blades. In "New Television Set", Ralph finally buys a TV. In "Alice and Ralph Get Dressed for a Date", Ralph and Alice fight before going out with the Nortons. Notes: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches. Elaine Stritch plays Trixie in "New TV Set."

Fri. Aug. 26, 2022 1a #??? - "Ed Norton Interviews: 'Brooklyn Dodgers'/'Rock & Roll'/'Guest Host'": (For Brooklyn Dodgers"): Ed gets interviewed about the Dodgers moving to LA. (For "Rock & Roll"): "Ed gets interviewed about Rock & Roll. (For Guest Host"): Art Carney helps out the guest host Johnny Ray.

Sat. Aug. 27, 2022 1a #??? (#28/#26) - "'Lost Baby'/'The Turkey'" "In "The Lost Baby", Ralph and Ed find a baby at the bus stop. In "The Turkey", Alice misplaces her wedding ring so Ralph tries to find it.

Tue. Aug. 30, 2022 1a #??? (#29 or #7/#16 or #167) - "'Quiz Show'/'Manager of The Baseball Team'" (either '52 version or '57 version) - "In "Quiz Show", Ralph and Alice come home with a year's supply of Krinkly Krax cereal. In "Manager of the Baseball Team", Ralph mistakenly confuses a promotion with an appointment to be baseball manager. Notes: Pert Kelton may play Alice in these sketches.

Wed. Aug. 31, 2022 1a #??? - "Fortune Teller" (Part 1): A Coney Island fortune teller tells Ralph that he is going to commit a murder within a week. Ralph wants Alice to move in with her mother till the week passes but Alice refuses. Ralph moves in with Ed.

Thu. Sept. 1, 2022 1a #??? - "Fortune Teller" (Part 2): Ralph gets so exasperated at rooming with Ed Norton that he nearly kills him. In the end, Ralph manages to get himself arrested for safety by assaulting a police officer.

Fri. Sept. 2, 2022 1a #108 (aka #71/#78) – “‘Lawsuit’/‘What’s The Name’”: (For “Lawsuit”): Ralph threatens to sue when he breaks his leg in a bus accident. (For “W.T.N.”): The Kramdens and Ed Norton argue about the name of a movie star.

Sat. Sept. 3, 2022 1a #84 (aka #73) - *“The Next Champ”: Ralph becomes the manager of a boxer he believes will be the world's next heavyweight champion.

(Decades) (STREAMING SCHEDULE ONLY):

Since WKRP in Cincinnati isn’t cleared for streaming, Decades airs the Honeymooners in its place. So, the streaming feed of Decades airs the show from 12:30a-1:30a.

Tue. Aug. 23, 2022 12:30a #97 (aka #98) – “Hero (Part One)”: Tommy, a fatherless boy, begins to idolize Ralph, inspiring Ralph to tell the boy exaggerated tales of his own boyhood.

Wed. Aug. 24, 2022 12:30a #98 – “Hero (Part Two)”: Tommy asks Ralph to attend a Boy Scout competition with him, thinking Ralph will win all of the events because of Ralph's exaggerations.

Thu. Aug. 25, 2022 12:30a #55 (aka #101) - *“The Adoption”: Ralph and Alice decide to adopt a baby, but first they have to pass inspection at the adoption agency.

Fri. Aug. 26, 2022 12:30a #46 (aka #102) - *“Stars Over Flatbush”: Norton convinces Ralph that astrology will help him predict how to get a raise, and Ralph lets the stars rule his life.

Sat. Aug. 27, 2022 12:30a #59 (aka #103) - *“One Big Happy Family”: In an effort to save money, Ralph and Ed decide to share an apartment. But life is not so sweet with Ralph and Alice and Ed and Trixie all under the same roof.

Tue. Aug. 30, 2022 12:30a #106 (aka #103) – “A Weighty Problem (Part One)”: Ralph has to take a physical for the bus company and is informed that he has to diet or he would fail the physical and lose his job.

Wed. Aug. 31, 2022 12:30a #107 – “A Weighty Problem (Part Two)”: Ralph is going crazy on his diet but manages to lose enough weight so he can pass the physical and still be a bus driver.

Thu. Sept. 1, 2022 12:30a #70 (aka #105) - *“Boys and Girls Together”: Alice and Trixie feel that Ralph and Norton do everything together and decide to join them. Ralph and Norton scheme to discourage their wives.

Fri. Sept. 2, 2022 12:30a #95 (aka #75) - *“Move Uptown”: Ralph and Alice plan to move but must sublet their old apartment first. When they can't find a new tenant, Ralph tries to break the lease.

Sat. Sept. 3, 2022 12:30a #47 (aka #106) - *“The Principle of the Thing”: To please Alice, Ralph decides to use rent money to fix up their apartment. GUEST STAR -Classic TV Tightwad - Jack Benny

Note: Sorry about posting "Hero" on for this week on Decades streaming feed. I didn't know they are (or did) air "Cupid" parts 1 & 2 on Tue. & Wed. respectively as well as "A Little Man Who Wasn't There" parts 1 & 2 on Thu. & Fri. respectively. "Peacemaker" however is still airing on Saturday.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to decades.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, imdb.com, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

09-01-2022, 11:23 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?p=6082440#post6082440

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD)

(CC)?

Note: Zap2it is saying this for the first two showings on WPIX:

“Ralph Kramden, a perpetually flustered but eternally optimistic city bus driver living in a small Brooklyn apartment with his wife, Alice, schemes with his best friend, sanitation worker Ed Norton, to improve his lot in life.”

Based on previous schedules, I got a hunch that these episodes will be played but I could be wrong.

Sun. Sept. 4, 2022 12a #011 (aka #119) - "The Deciding Vote": Ralph's in a tight two-man election for the position of Raccoon convention manager and the deciding vote belongs to Norton. The episode contains a classic sight gag involving Ralph trying to clean a vacuum cleaner after it has failed "the oatmeal test."

12:30a #012 (aka #120) - "Something Fishy": "I catch the fish," Ralph tells Alice, "you cook the fish. The only time we're together is when we eat the fish." Alice, however, has other ideas about Ralph and his lodge brothers worming their way out of taking the wives on the annual fishing trip. Ralph and Norton are desperate, so they angle for a way to leave Alice and Trixie behind.

Sun. Sept. 11, 2022 12a #013 (aka #121) - "'Twas The Night Before XMas": The Kramdens exchange presents in a Christmas episode with an O. Henry twist. Ralph is particularly proud of the gift he has for Alice: a hairpin box made of 2000 matchsticks that, he's been told, was smuggled from the palace of the Emperor of Japan. DON'T MISS - This classic retelling of "The Gift of the Magi."

12:30a #014 (aka #122) - "The Man From Space": Intending to take home first prize at the Raccoon Lodge's costume ball, Ralph---unable to wangle a loan from Norton---puts together his own costume and dubs himself "The Man From Space" in a memorable episode that was originally telecast Dec. 31, 1955. Angry with Norton (who's going as the Frenchman who "built the sewers of Paris") and obsessed with winning, Ralph appropriates an assortment of household items---including a faucet, a pot, a radio tube and the icebox door---to create a costume that will, he says, make Norton's rented outfit look like "a piece of French cheesecloth." The episode contains a classic example of Jackie Gleason's gift for ad-libbing when, unexpectedly; a piece of Ralph's costume falls off. "Let me have that," he improvises to Alice. "That's my denaturizer."

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. Sept. 5, 2022 12a #023 (aka #131) - "Mama Loves Mambo": A dance teacher moves into the building and has all the husbands kicking up a fuss. Ralph and Norton had the idea that Carlos Sanchez was an old man who might like to relax with a game of checkers. He's not---bachelor Carlos is suave and handsome, and worse, is giving their wives mambo lessons in the Kramdens' apartment. Sanchez: Charles Korvin.

Mon. Sept. 12, 2022 12a #024 (aka #132) - "Please Leave The Premises": Ralph refuses to pay a rent increase of $5 a month and, to avoid eviction, barricades himself, Alice and Norton in the apartment. Its war, says Ralph, and he's the general of their army. But after a few days without heat, and the food supply reduced to only celery, General Kramden hatches a plan to get fresh grub from the neighborhood delicatessen. Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten.

(Decades) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Decades. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

(CC?):

Special thanks goes to snowpeck of sitcomsonline.com.:

Tue. Sept. 6, 2022 1a #??? - "Honeymooners XMas Party" ('51) (Part 1): Ralph runs an errand while Alice decorates the tree and the Kramdens are visited by several odd characters. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice during this episode.

Wed. Sept. 7, 2022 1a #??? - "Honeymooners XMas Party" ('51) (Part 2): Ralph runs an errand while Alice decorates the tree and the Kramdens are visited by several odd characters. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice during this episode.

Thu. Sept. 8, 2022 1a #51 (aka #54/#39) – “‘Guest Speaker’/‘Lost Job’”: (For “Guest Speaker”): Ralph keeps getting interrupted while practicing his speech for the Raccoon Lodge meeting. (For “Lost Job”): Ralph is sure he's been fired when he gets a pink slip in his paycheck.

Fri. Sept. 9, 2022 1a #73 (aka #48/#37) - “‘Ralph's Diet’/‘Alice Plays Cupid’”: (For “Ralph’s Diet”): Ralph's diet becomes unbearable when a neighbor hides all the food for a surprise party in the Kramden's apartment. (For “Alice Plays Cupid”): When Alice finds out Ralph has invited a single friend from the Bus Company to dinner; she tries to fix him up with her girlfriend.

Sat. Sept. 10, 2022 1a #96 (aka #38/#59) – “‘Suspense’/‘Two Tickets To The Fight’”: (For “Suspense”): Ralph overhears Alice rehearsing her part in a play and thinks she is planning to kill him. (For “Two Tickets To The Fight”): Ralph's plans to see the fights with Norton are ruined when Alice's uncle comes to visit.

Tue. Sept. 13, 2022 1a #85 (aka #40/#63) – “‘Anniversary Gift’/‘Finger Man’”: (For “Anniversary Gift”): Ralph is embarrassed when the anniversary gift he bought Alice is the same one Trixie bought for her. (For “Finger Man”): Ralph heroically catches a murderer on his bus, but fears for his life when the murderer escapes from jail and vows to "get the man who put the finger on him."

Wed. Sept. 14, 2022 1a #65 (aka #50/#41) – “‘Manager of The Baseball Team’ ('53 version)/‘Income Tax’”: (For “Manager of The Baseball Team”): Ralph mistakenly believes he's been promoted to manager. (For “Income Tax”): Ralph tries to do his taxes and figures that he owes the government $15.00. Unfortunately, he was saving his last $15.00 for a new bowling ball.

Thu. Sept. 15, 2022 1a #103 (aka #40/#152) – “‘Alice’s Aunt Ethel’/‘Two-Family Car’”: (For “Alice’s Aunt Ethel”): Ralph tries to get rid of Alice's visiting aunt. (For “Two-Family Car”): Ralph jumps to conclusions when he gets a telegram.

Fri. Sept. 16, 2022 1a #102 (aka #43/#61) – “‘What’s Her Name’/“Champagne & Caviar’”: (For “What’s Her Name”): Ralph and Alice fight over the name of an actress. (For “Champagne & Caviar”): Ralph sets out to impress the company president.

Sat. Sept. 17 2022 1a #99 (aka #147/#44) – “‘Double Anniversary Party’”/‘Lunchbox’”: (For “Double Anniversary Party”): Alice plans a surprise anniversary party for Ralph on the same night that Ralph has made plans to surprise Alice. (For “Lunchbox”): When Ralph's lunch box gets accidentally switched at work; he blames Alice for making him an inedible lunch.

(Decades) (STREAMING SCHEDULE ONLY):

Since WKRP in Cincinnati isn’t cleared for streaming, Decades airs the Honeymooners in its place. So, the streaming feed of Decades airs the show from 12:30a-1:30a.

Tue. Sept. 6, 2022 12:30a #100 (aka #106) – “Songs and Witty Sayings (Part One)”: Ralph and Norton team up for a contest hoping to win first prize. Against their husband's wishes, Alice and Trixie also enter the contest.

Wed. Sept. 7, 2022 #101 – “Songs and Witty Sayings (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton wake up the neighborhood practicing for the contest.

Thu. Sept. 8, 2022 12:30a #48 (aka #156) - *“Finders Keepers”: Ralph and Norton want to buy a candy store. To raise the money, they participate in a contest to find $1,000 hidden somewhere in New York City.

Fri. Sept. 9, 2022 12:30a #75 (aka #157) - *“Catch a Star”: At a Raccoon Lodge meeting, Ralph lies that he knows Jackie Gleason and can get him to appear at the Raccoon's annual dance. Desperately, Ralph and Norton go to the hotel where Gleason is staying and try to convince "The Great One" to appear. FUN FACT - Jackie Gleason, Art Carney, Audrey Meadows and Joyce Randolph play dual roles in this episode.

Sat. Sept. 10, 2022 12:30a #80 (aka #158) - *“My Fair Landlord”: Ralph buys a two-family house and the Nortons become Ralph's tenants. After moving in, Norton tries to break his lease.

Tue. Sept. 13, 2022 12:30a #??? (aka #157) - "Away We Go” (Part 1): The Kramdens and Nortons sail to Europe. Ralph and Ed set themselves adrift on a life boat.

Wed. Sept. 14, 2022 12:30a #??? “Away We Go” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed are worried that they won’t be rescued so they pass the time by doing various things like singing about the fact that they would rather die together. They are rescued some time later. Upon arriving in Paris, Ralph poses for a publicity photo and falls off the deck.

Thu. Sept. 15, 2022 12:30a #??? (aka #158)- "Plastered In Paris” (Part 1): Ralph & Ed get a great exchange rate -- on counterfeit money and give some of it to the wives.

Fri. Sept. 16, 2022 12:30a #??? - “Plastered In Paris” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed get arrested for spending counterfeit money. While in jail, they try to get out only for the girls to get arrested too. They get bailed out only for Ralph & Ed to get jailed again when they try to hand in the culprits to the cops because the cops thought that the real culprits were Ralph & Ed.

Sat. Sept. 17, 2022 12:30a #??? (Aka #159) - “Behind The Iron Curtain” (Part 1): Ralph and Ed wander onto a Russian firing range while visiting Germany and are mistaken for spies.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to decades.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, imdb.com, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

09-01-2022, 11:23 AM

Frank Gannucci

09-13-2022, 12:52 PM

In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every day from 1p-230p or so. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.

Frank Gannucci

09-15-2022, 10:33 PM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

Note: I will be going in vacation from 9/25-10/2. I will still post quotes:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...40#post6082440

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD)

(CC)?

Sun. Sept. 18, 2022 12a #015 (aka #123) - "A Matter of Record": In "A Matter of Record" (originally telecast Jan. 7, 1956), Ralph surprises Alice with tickets to a hit Broadway mystery, but with her mother coming "all the way from Bensonhurst" for a visit, she won't go. " Where's Bensonhurst, in New Zealand or something?" Ralph snaps back, upset that Alice is forsaking him for a visit from his nemesis. "She won't be in this apartment three minutes before she starts an argument," Ralph says. With that, Alice's mother arrives and Ralph proceeds to set an alarm clock for three minutes. Sure enough, she quickly insults Ralph about his weight, chides Alice for not marrying "a good provider" and, as the final straw, spills the beans about the ending of the play. Just as the alarm clock rings, Ralph erupts ("You are a blabbermouth!") and throws his mother-in-law out. But Alice leaves with her, prompting Ralph to take Norton's suggestion and record an apology to Alice in hopes of winning her forgiveness.

12:30a #016 (aka #124) - "Oh My Aching Back": After telling Alice he was too tired to leave the apartment, Ralph---on the eve of his company physical---goes bowling, throws his back out and comes home hunched over, and looking, Norton says, like "the leaning tower of pizza."

Note: Zap2it is saying this for the next two showings on WPIX:

“Ralph Kramden, a perpetually flustered but eternally optimistic city bus driver living in a small Brooklyn apartment with his wife, Alice, schemes with his best friend, sanitation worker Ed Norton, to improve his lot in life.”

Based on previous schedules, I got a hunch that these episodes will be played but I could be wrong.

Sun. Sept. 25, 2022 12a #017 (aka #125) - "The Baby-sitter": Ralph signals his displeasure when he learns that Alice had a telephone installed in the apartment. Then later, when he calms down, he overhears a telephone conversation and thinks that she is having an affair.

Sun. Sept. 25, 2022 12:30a #018 (aka #126) - "The $99,000 Answer": Ralph Kramden's get-rich-quick schemes were a Honeymooners staple, but the pipe dream in "The $99,000 Answer"---which originally aired Jan. 28, 1956---may be the funniest. Convinced that he'll triumph on a quiz show, popular-music expert Ralph (Jackie Gleason) intensely prepares at home, aided by piano-playing pal Norton (Art Carney), who warms up for each song with a few bars of a familiar Stephen Foster melody. Of course, the second he's on live TV, Ralph's bravado vanishes. Going into the classic Kramden meltdown---the eyes bugging, the lips quivering, the tongue stuttering "hummina-hummina"---he's asked, for his first question, to identify the composer of "Swanee River." DON'T MISS - - Norton's introduction to every song on the piano.

Sun. Oct. 2, 2022 12a #019 (aka #127) - "Ralph Kramden Inc.": Ralph needs a loan from Norton, so he sells him a share of his future earnings as a corporation---Ralph Kramden, Inc. It's another con job by Ralph, of course, until he learns that an old woman with a $40 million estate died and left him in her will. That's enough for Norton, as an officer in the corporation, to remind Ralph about one "small detail"---that they need to bring a suitcase to the reading of the will to carry home the $40 million.

12:30a #020 (aka #128) - "Young At Heart": Ralph wants to prove to Alice that he's still young at heart by learning dances like the Big Apple and the Suzie Q., which prompts Norton to ask: "How can anyone so round be so square?" But he's still determined, so the Kramdens and the Nortons decide to make a night of it by going roller-skating. Ralph on wheels at the rink makes for one of the series' classic scenes. Another has Norton teaching Ralph how to do the Hucklebuck.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. Sept. 19, 2022 12a #025 (aka #133) - "House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"): Alice accepts a department store's offer to redecorate their apartment for free. She wants to surprise Ralph, so she arranges to secretly meet with the decorator---who then makes the mistake of leaving one of his gloves in the flat. When Ralph finds the glove, he suspects Alice of having an affair. Andre: Alexander Clark. (

Mon. Sept. 26, 2022 12a #026 (aka #134) - "Young Man With A Horn": The discovery of his old cornet and an unexpected visit by a self-made millionaire prompt Ralph to wonder why he hasn't achieved more success and hit the "high note" in his life. As a result, he decides to make a list of his good points and do something to correct his bad ones.

Mon. Oct. 4, 2022 12a #027 (aka #135) - “Ralph’s Big Mouth” (aka "Head of The House"): In the hilarious "Head of the House" (originally telecast March 31, 1956), Ralph marks his "emancipation" as king of his castle by sitting down with Norton to finish a bottle of wine that is "a little strong but good." Their first toast, Ralph says, is "to my wife, who has finally found her place." Actually, what Alice found was a bottle of grape juice, which she substituted for the wine. When the men get plastered and pass out, Trixie and Alice pour their own drinks and make their own toasts. "I give you our husbands," says Trixie. "You can have 'em," says Alice. The wine-and-grape-juice scene, Art Carney recalled, was one of his favorites. "We really were laughing at each other...because we were supposed to be laughing...crocked and everything. Funny scene."

(Decades) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Decades. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

(CC?):

Special thanks goes to snowpeck of sitcomsonline.com.:

Tue. Sept. 20, 2022 1a #89 (aka #47/#150) – “‘Hot Tip’/‘Checkup’”: (For “Hot Tip”): Ralph places some bets at the racetrack for some neighbors, and gets nervous when Norton warns him that the police think he's a bookie. (For “Checkup”): Ralph schemes to fail a medical exam when h e thinks the doctor is from his insurance company.

Wed. Sept. 21, 2022 1a #58 (aka #47/#49) - “‘Norton Moves In’/‘Dinner Guest’”: (For “Norton Moves In”): The Nortons move in with the Kramdens while their apartment is being painted. Trixie and Alice take the bedroom, while Norton and Ralph attempt to sleep on a cot in the kitchen. (For “Dinner Guest”): Ralph invites a man from the bus company to dinner so he can discuss promotion. There's only one problem -every time Ralph attempts to mention the promotion Alice changes the subject.

Thu. Sept. 22, 2022 1a #??? - *"Dorsey Brothers Show": Ralph asks Alice to bring Mr. Dorsey (aka Tommy) to the Bus Drivers ball. Alice mistakenly thinks he means Jimmy Dorsey. Ralph gets upset at Alice when he finds out about what she did because the Dorsey brothers are feuding and Ralph tries to fidn a way to not see them fight.

Fri. Sept. 23, 2022 1a #86 (aka #53/#36) – “‘The Prowler’/‘Glow Worm Cleaning Powder’”: (For “The Prowler”): In the middle of the night the police warn the Kramdens that there is a prowler loose in the building. (For “Glow Worm Cleaning Powder”): Alice is chosen to be next month's "Glow Worm Girl" but Ralph won't let her do it.

Sat. Sept. 24, 2022 1a #66 (aka #56) - *“Vacation at Fred's Landing” ('53 version): Alice and Trixie want to vacation in Atlantic City but Ralph and Ed insist on going camping. After one day in the wilderness, Ralph and Norton realize that the great outdoors isn't what they had hoped.

Tue. Sept. 27, 2022 #49 (aka #58) - *“Hot Dog Stand”: Ralph wants to buy a hot dog stand but Alice refuses to give him the money, so he and Norton pose as successful businessmen to get a bank loan.

Wed. Sept. 28, 2022 #69 (aka #149/#58) – “‘Forgot to Register’/‘Halloween Party’ ('53 version)”: (For “Forgot To Register”): Alice causes an argument when she tells Ralph she doesn't support the candidate he and Norton are campaigning for. (For “Halloween Party”): The Kramdens and the Nortons don costumes for the bus company Halloween party. At the last minute Ralph finds out that the party is really a formal affair for his boss.

Thu. Sept. 29, 2022 1a #54 (aka #62) - *“Letter to the Boss” ('53 version) : Ralph mistakenly thinks a he's been fired and, with Norton's help, writes a nasty letter to his boss. After mailing the letter, Ralph finds out he's been promoted and schemes to get the letter back.
CLASSIC QUOTE -"Homina, homina, homina"

Fri. Sept. 30, 2022 1a #??? - "'Santa & The Bookies' ('53 version) (Part 1) Ralph doesn't know that Alice has taken in knitting to pay for his Christmas present, so when he discovers baby things in the apartment he assumes Alice is pregnant.

Sat. Oct. 1, 2022 1a #??? - "'Santa & The Bookies' ('53 version) (Part 2) /'New Bowling Ball'": Ralph takes on a job as a sidewalk Santa with Norton as his helper so he can pay things for his and Alice's new baby that he thinks they are getting. They are both arrested as operatives in a bookmaking operation. (For "New Bowling Ball"): Ralph gets his fingers stuck in his new bowling ball and he wants to get them out before the bowling game.

Tue. Oct. 4, 2022 1a #??? - *"New Year's Eve Party": Ralph tries to get out of going to work so he can attend the Dorsey's New Year's Eve party.

Wed. Oct. 5, 2022 1a #71 (aka #67) – “This is Your Life (Part One)”: Ralph is chosen to be on the television program "This is Your Life," but it must be kept a secret from him. When Ralph sees Alice and the show's producer together, he thinks Alice is having an affair.

Thu. Oct. 6, 2022 1a #72 – “This is Your Life (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton find airline tickets in Alice's bag and believe she is planning to run away with the producer of "This is Your Life."

Fri. Oct. 7, 2022 1a #67 (aka #70) – “Cottage for Sale (Part One)”: The Kramdens and the Nortons want to buy a summer cottage, but it's too expensive. The seller convinces them that by removing a few luxuries from the cottage, they can afford it. Ralph and Norton immediately accept the offer.

Sat. Oct. 8, 2022 1a #68 – “Cottage for Sale (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton soon find out that the cottage they bought is not the one they got. Alice and Trixie refuse to help fix it up. Both families blame the other for the mess that they are in. Ralph and Norton try to sell the cottage and both families make up.

(Decades) (STREAMING SCHEDULE ONLY):

Since WKRP in Cincinnati isn’t cleared for streaming, Decades airs the Honeymooners in its place. So, the streaming feed of Decades airs the show from 12:30a-1:30a.

Tue. Sept. 20, 2022 12:30a #??? - “Behind The Iron Curtain” (Part 2): While trying to get out of custody by disguising themselves as Russians, Ralph & Ed are mistaken for real Russians and due to Ed’s stupidity, they have to go to a party. Once they have been found out, they escape and answer to their wives.

Wed. Sept. 21, 2022 12:30a #??? (Aka #160) “When In Rome” (Part 1): The Kramdens & Norton’s arrive in Rome. While there, a little boy becomes smitten with Alice and becomes Alices guide. Ralph finds out about a guide (who he thinks is a full-grown man) and becomes jealous.

Thu. Sept. 22, 2022 12:30a #??? - “When In Rome” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed try to catch Alice in the act at an Italian fiesta thinking that the tour guide and Alice are going to be there but get disappointed when Alice shows up but not with the guide. At the end, they find out the truth.

Fri. Sept. 23, 2022 12:30a #??? - (aka #161) - "The Curse of the Kramdens" (Part 1): The Kramdens & Nortons arrive in Ireland. While there, they hear about the Ghost of Sheamus O’ Toole ruling over the Irish town that they are in. They learn that a Kramden (because of fact that the ghost’s connections to Ralph’s family) has to stay in the ancestral Kramden castle for one night in order for the curse to be broken.

Sat. Sept. 24, 2022 12:30a #??? - “Curse of The Kramdens” (Part 2): Ralph forces Ed to come with him and spend the night in the ancestral Kramden castle, which has the ghost. They find out that the ghost is fictional because of two people scaring people who come into the castle. Ralph & Ed catch them and somehow the curse is broken.

Tue. Sept. 27, 2022 12:30a #??? (aka #162) "Mad Dogs & Englishmen" (Part 1): The Kramdens & Nortons get the news that they are to appear in a Flakey Wakey commercial on an English TV show. So they rehearse.

Wed. Sept. 28, 2022 12:30a #??? "Mad Dogs & Englishmen" (Part 2): Ralph makes a fool of himself on the English TV show and Ed accidentally overturns a piano. The Kramdens flee London in shame but are invited back because the audience loved the commercial.

Thu. Sept. 29, 2022 12:30a #??? (aka #163) "Framed In Spain” (Part 1): Blackmailers fake a hanky-panky photo of Ralph in Madrid so Ralph & Ed try to keep it from Alice.

Fri. Sept. 30, 2022 12:30a #??? - “Framed In Spain” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed continue to try their best to keep the hanky-panky photo of Ralph away from Alice but at the end of the episode, Alice finds it and yells at Ralph that she doesn’t want to see him again...until cops come and reveal that they caught the blackmailers and then Alice finds out the truth.

Sat. Oct. 1, 2022 12:30a #??? (aka #164) - "I Remember Mau Au" (Part 1): The wives want to go to the French Rivera but the boys want to go to an African safari. They get their way. The wives are miserable and get spooked.

Tue. Oct. 4, 2022 12:30a #??? - "i Remember Mau Au" (Part 2): On the safari, Ralph kills a rabbit & Ed kills an elephant. The boys don't like the safari as much as they hoped so they plan to scare the girls so they can convince them to leave.

Wed. Oct. 5, 2022 12:30a #??? (aka #1/#5/#7) - "'Bread'/'Ralph Threatens To Leave'/'Ring Salesman' ('51)": In "Bread", Ralph and Alice Kramden argue over the fact there is no bread to go with Ralph's dinner. In "Ralph Threatens to Leave", the vegetable meat loaf stirs Ralph up. Then in "Ring Salesman", Ralph is jealous of Joe the jeweler, who he believes Alice is having an affair with. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches.

Thu. Oct. 6, 2022 12:30a #??? (aka #2/#4/#6) - '"Razor Blades'/'New TV Set'/Alice & Ralph Get Dressed For A Date Last Night'": "In "Razor Blades", Ralph can't find his razor blades. In "New Television Set", Ralph finally buys a TV. In "Alice and Ralph Get Dressed for a Date", Ralph and Alice fight before going out with the Nortons. Notes: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches. Elaine Stritch plays Trixie in "New TV Set."

Fri. Oct. 7, 2022 12:30a #??? (#28/#26) - "'Lost Baby'/'The Turkey'" "In "The Lost Baby", Ralph and Ed find a baby at the bus stop. In "The Turkey", Alice misplaces her wedding ring so Ralph tries to find it.

Sat. Oct. 8, 2022 12:30a #??? (#29 or #7/#16 or #167) - "'Quiz Show'/'Manager of The Baseball Team'" (‘57 version) - "In "Quiz Show", Ralph and Alice come home with a year's supply of Krinkly Krax cereal. In "Manager of the Baseball Team", Ralph mistakenly confuses a promotion with an appointment to be baseball manager. Notes: Pert Kelton may play Alice in these sketches.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every day from 1p-230p or so

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to decades.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, imdb.com, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

10-06-2022, 11:01 AM

Frank Gannucci

10-20-2022, 11:53 AM

Frank Gannucci

11-02-2022, 09:56 AM

Sorry, I just realized on Decades broadcast schedule that “The Peoples Choice” parts 1 & 2 will air on Thursday & Friday respectively at 1a and “Battle of The Sexes” will air on Saturday at 1a.

Frank Gannucci

11-02-2022, 10:11 AM

Frank Gannucci

11-17-2022, 10:05 AM

Frank Gannucci

11-17-2022, 10:05 AM

Frank Gannucci

11-22-2022, 11:14 PM

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...40#post6082440

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD)

(CC)?

Thu. Nov. 24, 2022 11a #003 (aka #111) - "The Golfer": Hello, ball! That memorable salutation---delivered by Norton (Art Carney) as he shows the proper way to "address the ball"---has made "The Golfer" (first aired on Oct. 15, 1955) a favorite in the series canon. Ralph's trying to impress his boss by offering to join him in a foursome. Problem is, Ralph's never picked up a club in his life and learning to play in two days, he concedes, won't be easy---"It'd take me at least a week." That doesn't stop him from turning his kitchen into a fairway, using a pin cushion as a ball and, unforgettably, getting into the mood by donning an outlandish golfing outfit that is, to quote Norton, "dee-vine." DON'T MISS – Ed addressing the ball.

11:30a #004 (aka #111) - "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Tired of Ralph's complaints about household chores not being done, Alice convinces him to hire a maid. But the new domestic is rapidly getting fed up taking orders from Norton and Ralph, or as she calls them, "the simp and the blimp." Thelma: Betty Garde. Wilson: Frank Marth.

12p #006 (aka #114) - "The Sleepwalker": Norton's sleepwalking becomes a waking nightmare for Ralph, who can't get any sleep because he's been asked to keep his pal from wandering off on late-night strolls around the neighborhood. Doctor: George Petrie.

12:30p 11p #007 (aka #115) - "Better Living Through TV": In a classic episode, Ralph and Norton go on live TV in an attempt to sell the Handy Housewife Helper. The inspired (and ad-lib laden) "Better Living Through TV" (originally telecast Nov. 12, 1955) finds Ralph talking Norton into buying TV time so the two of them can go on the air and sell 2000 of the kitchen gadgets. The idea is for "Chef of the Future" Ralph to demonstrate to "Chef of the Past" Norton the many things the gizmo can do, such as open cans, remove corns and, of course, "core a apple." In the rehearsal, Ralph is the picture of calm, but as they prepare to go on the air, panic sets in and he warns a worrisome Ed: "Stop talking like that, nervous, you're going to get yourself all Norton." CLASSIC QUOTE - "Can it core a apple?"

1p #014 (aka #122) - "The Man From Space": Intending to take home first prize at the Raccoon Lodge's costume ball, Ralph---unable to wangle a loan from Norton---puts together his own costume and dubs himself "The Man From Space" in a memorable episode that was originally telecast Dec. 31, 1955. Angry with Norton (who's going as the Frenchman who "built the sewers of Paris") and obsessed with winning, Ralph appropriates an assortment of household items---including a faucet, a pot, a radio tube and the icebox door---to create a costume that will, he says, make Norton's rented outfit look like "a piece of French cheesecloth." The episode contains a classic example of Jackie Gleason's gift for ad-libbing when, unexpectedly; a piece of Ralph's costume falls off. "Let me have that," he improvises to Alice. "That's my denaturizer."

1:30p #023 (aka #131) - "Mama Loves Mambo": A dance teacher moves into the building and has all the husbands kicking up a fuss. Ralph and Norton had the idea that Carlos Sanchez was an old man who might like to relax with a game of checkers. He's not---bachelor Carlos is suave and handsome, and worse, is giving their wives mambo lessons in the Kramdens' apartment. Sanchez: Charles Korvin.

2p #039 (aka #147) - "Alice & The Blonde": Audrey Meadows said that she "loved" the episode titled "Alice and the Blonde" (originally telecast June 2, 1956), and it's easy to see why. For once, it's Alice who's fuming. It's all because of what happens at the home of one of Ralph's co-workers. Trying to ingratiate himself with Bert Weedemeyer (who Ralph thinks may become the bus company's new general manager), Ralph---with Norton by his side, naturally-heaps compliments on the man's wife, a ditsy platinum blonde who calls her husband "Twinkles." Ralph's fawning and flattery isn't amusing Alice, who'll have her revenge. Rita Weedemeyer: Freda Rosen. Bert: Frank Behrens.

2:30p #013 (aka #121) - "'Twas The Night Before XMas": The Kramdens exchange presents in a Christmas episode with an O. Henry twist. Ralph is particularly proud of the gift he has for Alice: a hairpin box made of 2000 matchsticks that, he's been told, was smuggled from the palace of the Emperor of Japan. DON'T MISS - This classic retelling of "The Gift of the Magi."

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to decades.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, imdb.com, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

12-01-2022, 12:06 PM

Sorry, I made a mistake. On the Honeymooners STREAMING FEED only these episodes will air since WKRP in Cincinnati isn’t cleared for streaming. I will edit into the above message

Fri. Dec. 2, 2022 12:30a #40 (aka #81) - *“Ralph's Sweet Tooth”: When Ralph is invited to appear in candy bar commercial, he refuses to let a bad toothache interfere.”

Sat. Dec. 3, 2022 12:30a #41 (aka #84) - *”Game Called On Account of Marriage”: Ralph gets tickets to a World Series game, but the game falls on Alice's sister's wedding.

Frank Gannucci

12-01-2022, 12:08 PM

Frank Gannucci

12-15-2022, 08:19 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV (No word on a potential New Year's Marathon):

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...40#post6082440

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD)

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Sun. Dec. 18, 2022 12a #015 (aka #123) - "A Matter of Record": In "A Matter of Record" (originally telecast Jan. 7, 1956), Ralph surprises Alice with tickets to a hit Broadway mystery, but with her mother coming "all the way from Bensonhurst" for a visit, she won't go. " Where's Bensonhurst, in New Zealand or something?" Ralph snaps back, upset that Alice is forsaking him for a visit from his nemesis. "She won't be in this apartment three minutes before she starts an argument," Ralph says. With that, Alice's mother arrives and Ralph proceeds to set an alarm clock for three minutes. Sure enough, she quickly insults Ralph about his weight, chides Alice for not marrying "a good provider" and, as the final straw, spills the beans about the ending of the play. Just as the alarm clock rings, Ralph erupts ("You are a blabbermouth!") and throws his mother-in-law out. But Alice leaves with her, prompting Ralph to take Norton's suggestion and record an apology to Alice in hopes of winning her forgiveness.

12:30a #024 (aka #132) - "Please Leave The Premises": Ralph refuses to pay a rent increase of $5 a month and, to avoid eviction, barricades himself, Alice and Norton in the apartment. Its war, says Ralph, and he's the general of their army. But after a few days without heat, and the food supply reduced to only celery, General Kramden hatches a plan to get fresh grub from the neighborhood delicatessen. Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. Dec. 19, 2022 12a #036 (aka #144) - "The Bensonhurst Bomber": An argument in the pool hall and a joke about a man's name figure in "The Bensonhurst Bomber," which originally aired Sept. 8, 1956. Of all the guest characters on The Honeymooners, few names are more recognizable to fans than "Harvey," or, as Ralph pronounces it, "Har-vee!" In fact, it's that exaggerated pronunciation that gets Ralph in hot water when the towering bully Harvey challenges Ralph to a fight at Kelsey's Gym. As the showdown approaches, a nervous Ralph believes a wiser plan might be to leave town, but Norton insists he has to fight Harvey, especially since they're closing the pool hall in Ralph's honor. "If I fight that Harvey," Ralph replies, "they'll be closing it in my memory."

Mon. Dec. 26, 2022 12a #032 (aka #140) - "Dial J For Janitor": Ralph can't seem to pipe down about the failures of his building's janitor. Then he finds out that the position pays $150 a month with free rent---and decides to take the job himself. Now the most gripes are coming from Norton, who says he hasn't had water in his apartment for so long that he's beginning to "see mirages." Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten. Mrs. Manicotti: Zamah Cunningham.

(Decades) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Decades. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

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Special thanks goes to snowpeck of sitcomsonline.com.

Tue. Dec. 20, 2022 1a #80 (aka #158) - *“My Fair Landlord”: Ralph buys a two-family house and the Nortons become Ralph's tenants. After moving in, Norton tries to break his lease.

Wed. Dec. 21, 2022 1a #??? (aka #157) - "Away We Go” (Part 1): The Kramdens and Nortons sail to Europe. Ralph and Ed set themselves adrift on a life boat.

Thu. Dec. 22, 2022 1a #??? “Away We Go” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed are worried that they won’t be rescued so they pass the time by doing various things like singing about the fact that they would rather die together. They are rescued some time later. Upon arriving in Paris, Ralph poses for a publicity photo and falls off the deck.

Fri. Dec. 23, 2022 1a #??? (aka #158)- "Plastered In Paris” (Part 1): Ralph & Ed get a great exchange rate -- on counterfeit money and give some of it to the wives.

Sat. Dec. 24, 2022 1a #??? - “Plastered In Paris” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed get arrested for spending counterfeit money. While in jail, they try to get out only for the girls to get arrested too. They get bailed out only for Ralph & Ed to get jailed again when they try to hand in the culprits to the cops because the cops thought that the real culprits were Ralph & Ed.

Tue. Dec. 27, 2022 1a #??? (Aka #159) - “Behind The Iron Curtain” (Part 1): Ralph and Ed wander onto a Russian firing range while visiting Germany and are mistaken for spies.

Wed. Dec. 28, 2022 1a #??? - “Behind The Iron Curtain” (Part 2): While trying to get out of custody by disguising themselves as Russians, Ralph & Ed are mistaken for real Russians and due to Ed’s stupidity, they have to go to a party. Once they have been found out, they escape and answer to their wives.

Thu. Dec. 29, 2022 1a #??? (Aka #160) “When In Rome” (Part 1): The Kramdens & Norton’s arrive in Rome. While there, a little boy becomes smitten with Alice and becomes Alices guide. Ralph finds out about a guide (who he thinks is a full-grown man) and becomes jealous.

Fri. Dec. 30, 2022 1a #??? - “When In Rome” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed try to catch Alice in the act at an Italian fiesta thinking that the tour guide and Alice are going to be there but get disappointed when Alice shows up but not with the guide. At the end, they find out the truth.

Sat. Dec. 31, 2022 1a #??? - (aka #161) - "The Curse of the Kramdens" (Part 1): The Kramdens & Nortons arrive in Ireland. While there, they hear about the Ghost of Sheamus O’ Toole ruling over the Irish town that they are in. They learn that a Kramden (because of fact that the ghost’s connections to Ralph’s family) has to stay in the ancestral Kramden castle for one night in order for the curse to be broken.

(Decades) (STREAMING SCHEDULE ONLY):

Since WKRP in Cincinnati isn’t cleared for streaming, Decades sometimes airs the Honeymooners in its place. So, the streaming feed of Decades airs the show from 12:30a-1:30a

Tue. Dec. 20, 2022 12:30a #92 (aka #91) - *“Songwriters”: To Alice's dismay, Ralph buys a piano thinking he and Norton can write a hit song and become rich.

Wed. Dec. 21, 2022 12:30a #44 (aka #93) - *“Kramden Vs. Norton”: Ralph takes Ed to the movies for his birthday. Norton wins a television set with the ticket Ralph bought, and the two friends fight over who really owns the TV set.

Thu. Dec. 22, 2022 12:30a #93 (aka #94) – “A Promotion (Part One)”: On his first day as assistant cashier of the Bus Company, Ralph accidentally locks the safe and must keep the money at home overnight.

Fri. Dec. 23, 2022 12:30a #94 – “A Promotion (Part Two)”: So Alice won't find out about Ralph's blunder, he and Norton hide the money in a brown bag and put it in the icebox. Everything is fine until Alice decides to defrost the refrigerator.

Sat. Dec. 24, 2022 12:30a #45 (aka #99) - *“The Great Jewel Robbery”: Ralph collects money at the bus company to buy a wedding present for the boss' daughter, but Alice thinks the gift is for her.

Tue. Dec. 27, 2022 12:30a #87 (aka #95) – “The Hypnotist (Part One)”: Ralph and Norton see a demonstration by "The World's Greatest Hypnotist." When Alice won't give Ralph money for a convention trip, he decides that hypnotism might work on her.

Wed. Dec. 28, 2022 12:30a #88 – “The Hypnotist (Part Two)”: Alice finds out about Ralph's plans to hypnotize her and decides to teach Ralph a lesson.

Thu. Dec. 29, 2022 12:30a #62 (aka #96) – “Cupid (Part One)”: When Ralph meets an old classmate who is still single, he begins to call single women in the neighborhood to get him a date. Alice and Trixie think Ralph is making the dates for himself.

Fri. Dec. 30, 2022 12:30a #63 – “Cupid (Part Two)”: Matters get more complicated when Norton lies to Alice so she won't find out that Ralph has been playing matchmaker.

Sat. Dec. 31, 2022 12:30a #79 (aka #100) - *“Peacemaker”: Ralph acts as peacemaker when Norton and Trixie's fighting keeps him awake all night.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock. In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every day from 1p-230p or so.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to decades.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, imdb.com, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

12-28-2022, 09:45 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...40#post6082440

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD) & (MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

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Sat. Dec. 31, 2022 11p (also Sun. Jan. 1, 2023 at 12p on MeTV & MeTV HD): #001 (aka #109) - "TV or Not TV": Ralph and Norton go partners on a new TV, but Ralph rigs a coin toss so the set stays in the Kramden apartment. It's not long before Ralph becomes a total zombie to the new medium, and all Norton wants to do is don his space helmet and watch "Captain Video."

11:30p #008 (aka #116) - "Pal O' Mine": A great friendship is strained after a ring that Norton had planned to give a co-worker winds up stuck on Ralph's finger. The episode concludes with a classic hospital scene that contains a memorable one-word ad-lib by Norton, who's saying good-bye to a doctor. Teddy Oberman: Ned Glass. Doctor: John Seymour. Nurse: Abbie Lewis.

Sun. Jan. 1, 2023 12a (also Mon. Jan. 9, 2023 at 12a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #002 (aka #110) - "Funny Money": Ralph finds a suitcase filled with money, enough, Norton says, to "keep him in pizza for the rest of his life." There's one slight problem: the money is counterfeit, and the gangsters who printed it want it back. Alice's Mother: Ethel Owen. Boss: Boris Aplon. Ziggy: Frank Marth.

12:30a #009 (aka #117) - "Brother Ralph": A layoff at the bus company prompts Ralph and Alice to add up their total savings from all of their accounts ($12.83). That's reason enough for Alice to get a job, leaving Ralph to take care of the cooking and cleaning. But Ralph becomes really steamed after he discovers that her boss looks like a matinee idol---and that Alice told him that Ralph is her brother.

1a #037 (aka #145) - "The Safety Award": Ralph is honored with an award for being "the safest bus driver in the city" and plans to take Alice and the Nortons to the ceremony at City Hall. But his big day is plagued with problems, culminating with Ralph having an accident in his friend's car. Ever the optimist, Norton offers a distressed Ralph some sewer-worker words of wisdom: "When the tides of life turn against you, and the current upsets your boat, don't waste those tears on what might have been, just lay on your back and float." Mr. Martin: Frank Marth.

1:30a #028 (aka #136) - "The Worry Wart": Ralph's nerves are taxed when he gets a letter requesting his presence at the IRS office. Alice tries to calm him by reminding him that many people have their returns reviewed. "You're darn right," Norton agrees. "The jails are full of them." Norton, in fact, is helping Ralph review the business deductions he made on his returns and then lends his buddy moral support by accompanying him to the IRS office.

2a #025 (aka #133) - "House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"): Alice accepts a department store's offer to redecorate their apartment for free. She wants to surprise Ralph, so she arranges to secretly meet with the decorator---who then makes the mistake of leaving one of his gloves in the flat. When Ralph finds the glove, he suspects Alice of having an affair. Andre: Alexander Clark.

2:30a #031 (aka #139) - "On Stage": "Polo ponies." "On Stage" (originally telecast April 28, 1956) actually began, says co-writer Leonard Stern, "with that one word...and we built a whole sketch around it." And it's that single word---pronounced by Norton (Art Carney) to rhyme with monopolies---that has almost single-handedly made this a favorite among Honeymooners fans. The episode begins with Ralph getting a juicy part in a play being mounted by the Raccoon Lodge's Women's Auxiliary. Suddenly Ralph is strutting around like the Barrymore of Bensonhurst and entertaining dreams that a Hollywood producer in the audience will offer him a contract. But before the actual performance, there's a rehearsal with Norton---and that word---to contend with.

3a #010 (aka #118) - "Hello Mom": Ralph and Alice Kramden (Jackie Gleason, Audrey Meadows) squabble over the impending arrival of Ralph's mother-in-law in this classic, and ultimately touching, episode. The king is told that his castle is soon to be invaded by Alice's mom. Ralph painfully remembers how his mother-in-law said at his wedding, "I'm not losing a daughter, I'm gaining a ton," and refuses to let her visit. But when Alice stands up to him and insists her mother's coming, Ralph decides to move in with the Nortons until the visit's over. Humor and poignancy meet in a conclusion that once again shows Alice, who sees beyond Ralph's insecurities, to be the bigger person.

3:30a #011 (aka #119) - "The Deciding Vote": Ralph's in a tight two-man election for the position of Raccoon convention manager and the deciding vote belongs to Norton. The episode contains a classic sight gag involving Ralph trying to clean a vacuum cleaner after it has failed "the oatmeal test."

4a (also Mon. Jan. 2, 2023 on at 12a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #034 (aka #142) - "A Man's Pride": Ralph is too proud to tell a seemingly successful old friend that he drives a bus, so he says he "runs things" at the company in the last Honeymooners episode of the "classic 39," which originally ran from 1955 to '56. CLASSIC KRAMDEN- Ralph's reaction to the dinner check.

4:30a #006 (aka #114) - "The Sleepwalker": Norton's sleepwalking becomes a waking nightmare for Ralph, who can't get any sleep because he's been asked to keep his pal from wandering off on late-night strolls around the neighborhood. Doctor: George Petrie.

5a #015 (aka #123) - "A Matter of Record": In "A Matter of Record" (originally telecast Jan. 7, 1956), Ralph surprises Alice with tickets to a hit Broadway mystery, but with her mother coming "all the way from Bensonhurst" for a visit, she won't go. " Where's Bensonhurst, in New Zealand or something?" Ralph snaps back, upset that Alice is forsaking him for a visit from his nemesis. "She won't be in this apartment three minutes before she starts an argument," Ralph says. With that, Alice's mother arrives and Ralph proceeds to set an alarm clock for three minutes. Sure enough, she quickly insults Ralph about his weight, chides Alice for not marrying "a good provider" and, as the final straw, spills the beans about the ending of the play. Just as the alarm clock rings, Ralph erupts ("You are a blabbermouth!") and throws his mother-in-law out. But Alice leaves with her, prompting Ralph to take Norton's suggestion and record an apology to Alice in hopes of winning her forgiveness.

5:30a #033 (aka #141) - "Opportunity Knocks, But": When Mr. Marshall asks him for a lesson in shooting pool, Ralph believes that his social visit to his boss's Park Avenue home is the cue for his finally advancing in the company. But it's Norton who racks up points in "Opportunity Knocks But," which originally aired May 5, 1956. The pool lesson just gets under way when Norton---not Ralph---starts offering suggestions about making improvements at the company. Impressed, Marshall offers him a job as "Bus Driver Supervisor." Marshall says he likes a man who can think on his feet, but as an enraged Ralph later tells Alice: "Norton works in the sewer. He has to think on his feet; if he sat down he'd drown." But Norton, who's thinking of accepting the offer, tells his buddy not to worry. "As long as I am an executive at that bus company," he tells Ralph, "you are sure of being a bus driver as long as you live."

6a #032 (aka #140) - "Dial J For Janitor": Ralph can't seem to pipe down about the failures of his building's janitor. Then he finds out that the position pays $150 a month with free rent---and decides to take the job himself. Now the most gripes are coming from Norton, who says he hasn't had water in his apartment for so long that he's beginning to "see mirages." Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten. Mrs. Manicotti: Zamah Cunningham.

6:30a #039 (aka #147) - "Alice & The Blonde": Audrey Meadows said that she "loved" the episode titled "Alice and the Blonde" (originally telecast June 2, 1956), and it's easy to see why. For once, it's Alice who's fuming. It's all because of what happens at the home of one of Ralph's co-workers. Trying to ingratiate himself with Bert Weedemeyer (who Ralph thinks may become the bus company's new general manager), Ralph---with Norton by his side, naturally-heaps compliments on the man's wife, a ditsy platinum blonde who calls her husband "Twinkles." Ralph's fawning and flattery isn't amusing Alice, who'll have her revenge. Rita Weedemeyer: Freda Rosen. Bert: Frank Behrens.

12p #020 (aka #128) - "Young At Heart": Ralph wants to prove to Alice that he's still young at heart by learning dances like the Big Apple and the Suzie Q., which prompts Norton to ask: "How can anyone so round be so square?" But he's still determined, so the Kramdens and the Nortons decide to make a night of it by going roller-skating. Ralph on wheels at the rink makes for one of the series' classic scenes. Another has Norton teaching Ralph how to do the Hucklebuck.

12:30p #018 (aka #126) - "The $99,000 Answer": Ralph Kramden's get-rich-quick schemes were a Honeymooners staple, but the pipe dream in "The $99,000 Answer"---which originally aired Jan. 28, 1956---may be the funniest. Convinced that he'll triumph on a quiz show, popular-music expert Ralph (Jackie Gleason) intensely prepares at home, aided by piano-playing pal Norton (Art Carney), who warms up for each song with a few bars of a familiar Stephen Foster melody. Of course, the second he's on live TV, Ralph's bravado vanishes. Going into the classic Kramden meltdown---the eyes bugging, the lips quivering, the tongue stuttering "hummina-hummina"---he's asked, for his first question, to identify the composer of "Swanee River." DON'T MISS - - Norton's introduction to every song on the piano.

1p #005(aka #113) - "A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph gets the idea in his head that he has six months to live, so he decides to sell his story to a magazine. But when he learns it's all a mistake and that he can be prosecuted for fraud, he enlists Norton to pose as a doctor ("don't touch me, I'm sterile") who can cure him of the dreaded "arterial monochromia." Publisher: George Petrie.

1:30p #036 (aka #144) - "The Bensonhurst Bomber": An argument in the pool hall and a joke about a man's name figure in "The Bensonhurst Bomber," which originally aired Sept. 8, 1956. Of all the guest characters on The Honeymooners, few names are more recognizable to fans than "Harvey," or, as Ralph pronounces it, "Har-vee!" In fact, it's that exaggerated pronunciation that gets Ralph in hot water when the towering bully Harvey challenges Ralph to a fight at Kelsey's Gym. As the showdown approaches, a nervous Ralph believes a wiser plan might be to leave town, but Norton insists he has to fight Harvey, especially since they're closing the pool hall in Ralph's honor. "If I fight that Harvey," Ralph replies, "they'll be closing it in my memory."

2p #035 (aka #143) - "Unconventional Behavior": Ralph and Norton become joined at the wrists when Norton tries out his "trick handcuffs" in "Unconventional Behavior," which originally aired May 12, 1956. Aboard a train en route to the lodge's convention in Minneapolis, the guys look forward to "five days of hilarity" and try out some of the novelty items that Norton's brought along. But when Norton's handcuffs won't unlock (there is no key), he and Ralph become closer than they'd like. This scenario yields some memorable physical humor, including Norton trying to take his coat off and the guys trying to figure out some way to sleep in upper and lower berths. It also provides one of the series' all-time lines. "Mind if I smoke?" Norton asks a frustrated Ralph. "I don't care if you burn," Ralph fires back.

2:30p #012 (aka #120) - "Something Fishy": "I catch the fish," Ralph tells Alice, "you cook the fish. The only time we're together is when we eat the fish." Alice, however, has other ideas about Ralph and his lodge brothers worming their way out of taking the wives on the annual fishing trip. Ralph and Norton are desperate, so they angle for a way to leave Alice and Trixie behind.

3p #023 (aka #131) - "Mama Loves Mambo": A dance teacher moves into the building and has all the husbands kicking up a fuss. Ralph and Norton had the idea that Carlos Sanchez was an old man who might like to relax with a game of checkers. He's not---bachelor Carlos is suave and handsome, and worse, is giving their wives mambo lessons in the Kramdens' apartment. Sanchez: Charles Korvin.

3:30p #016 (aka #124) - "Oh My Aching Back": After telling Alice he was too tired to leave the apartment, Ralph---on the eve of his company physical---goes bowling, throws his back out and comes home hunched over, and looking, Norton says, like "the leaning tower of pizza."

4p #003 (aka #111) - "The Golfer": Hello, ball! That memorable salutation---delivered by Norton (Art Carney) as he shows the proper way to "address the ball"---has made "The Golfer" (first aired on Oct. 15, 1955) a favorite in the series canon. Ralph's trying to impress his boss by offering to join him in a foursome. Problem is, Ralph's never picked up a club in his life and learning to play in two days, he concedes, won't be easy---"It'd take me at least a week." That doesn't stop him from turning his kitchen into a fairway, using a pin cushion as a ball and, unforgettably, getting into the mood by donning an outlandish golfing outfit that is, to quote Norton, "dee-vine." DON'T MISS – Ed addressing the ball.

4:30p #007 (aka #115) - "Better Living Through TV": In a classic episode, Ralph and Norton go on live TV in an attempt to sell the Handy Housewife Helper. The inspired (and ad-lib laden) "Better Living Through TV" (originally telecast Nov. 12, 1955) finds Ralph talking Norton into buying TV time so the two of them can go on the air and sell 2000 of the kitchen gadgets. The idea is for "Chef of the Future" Ralph to demonstrate to "Chef of the Past" Norton the many things the gizmo can do, such as open cans, remove corns and, of course, "core a apple." In the rehearsal, Ralph is the picture of calm, but as they prepare to go on the air, panic sets in and he warns a worrisome Ed: "Stop talking like that, nervous, you're going to get yourself all Norton." CLASSIC QUOTE - "Can it core a apple?"

Sun. Jan. 8, 2023 12a #004 (aka #111) - "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Tired of Ralph's complaints about household chores not being done, Alice convinces him to hire a maid. But the new domestic is rapidly getting fed up taking orders from Norton and Ralph, or as she calls them, "the simp and the blimp." Thelma: Betty Garde. Wilson: Frank Marth.

12:30a #017 (aka #125) - "The Baby-sitter": Ralph signals his displeasure when he learns that Alice had a telephone installed in the apartment. Then later, when he calms down, he overhears a telephone conversation and thinks that she is having an affair.

(Decades) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Decades. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

(CC?):

Special thanks goes to snowpeck of sitcomsonline.com.

Tue. Jan. 3, 2023 1a #??? - “Curse of The Kramdens” (Part 2): Ralph forces Ed to come with him and spend the night in the ancestral Kramden castle, which has the ghost. They find out that the ghost is fictional because of two people scaring people who come into the castle. Ralph & Ed catch them and somehow the curse is broken.

Wed. Jan. 4, 2023 1a #??? (aka #162) "Mad Dogs & Englishmen" (Part 1): The Kramdens & Nortons get the news that they are to appear in a Flakey Wakey commercial on an English TV show. So they rehearse.

Thu. Jan. 5, 2023 1a #??? "Mad Dogs & Englishmen" (Part 2): Ralph makes a fool of himself on the English TV show and Ed accidentally overturns a piano. The Kramdens flee London in shame but are invited back because the audience loved the commercial.

Fri. Jan. 6, 2023 1a #??? (aka #163) "Framed In Spain” (Part 1): Blackmailers fake a hanky-panky photo of Ralph in Madrid so Ralph & Ed try to keep it from Alice.

Sat. Jan. 7, 2023 1a #??? - “Framed In Spain” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed continue to try their best to keep the hanky-panky photo of Ralph away from Alice but at the end of the episode, Alice finds it and yells at Ralph that she doesn’t want to see him again...until cops come and reveal that they caught the blackmailers and then Alice finds out the truth.

Tue. Jan. 10, 2023 1a #??? (aka #164) - "I Remember Mau Au" (Part 1): The wives want to go to the French Rivera but the boys want to go to an African safari. They get their way. The wives are miserable and get spooked.

Wed. Jan. 11, 2023 1a #??? - "i Remember Mau Au" (Part 2): On the safari, Ralph kills a rabbit & Ed kills an elephant. The boys don't like the safari as much as they hoped so they plan to scare the girls so they can convince them to leave.

Thu. Jan. 12, 2023 1a #??? (aka #1/#5/#7) - "'Bread'/'Ralph Threatens To Leave'/'Ring Salesman' ('51)": In "Bread", Ralph and Alice Kramden argue over the fact there is no bread to go with Ralph's dinner. In "Ralph Threatens to Leave", the vegetable meat loaf stirs Ralph up. Then in "Ring Salesman", Ralph is jealous of Joe the jeweler, who he believes Alice is having an affair with. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches.

Fri. Jan. 13, 2023 1a #??? (aka #2/#4/#6) - '"Razor Blades'/'New TV Set'/Alice & Ralph Get Dressed For A Date Last Night'": "In "Razor Blades", Ralph can't find his razor blades. In "New Television Set", Ralph finally buys a TV. In "Alice and Ralph Get Dressed for a Date", Ralph and Alice fight before going out with the Nortons. Notes: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches. Elaine Stritch plays Trixie in "New TV Set."

Sat. Jan. 14, 2023 1a #??? (#28/#26) - "'Lost Baby'/'The Turkey'" "In "The Lost Baby", Ralph and Ed find a baby at the bus stop. In "The Turkey", Alice misplaces her wedding ring so Ralph tries to find it.

The show does not have an additional showing on the streaming feed of Decades.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock. In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every day from 1p-230p or so.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to decades.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, imdb.com, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

01-12-2023, 12:19 PM

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03-20-2023, 07:00 PM

Decades channel will be renamed Catchy Comedy on March 27.

vitoscotti

03-23-2023, 01:50 AM

Apparently "The Classic 39" episodes have been on a shared Pluto TV classic TV channel for awhile. I've searched and searched to buy to stream (preferably) or to stream on demand rather than fight though YouTube or Dailymotion. Finally it's on demand but on the dreadful Pluto TV which stacks commercials, is clunky, and has a horse & buggy media player. Watched the 1st episode "Tv or not TV" to check it out.

The good
- all in order
- surprisingly very limited commercials
- appear to be unedited
- clear video & audio
- continue watching where left off feature

The bad
- can't ff or rw if you miss a line
- no already viewed episode feature

Overall a good experience. Overjoyed it's on demand. Not a "Lost Episodes" fan.
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Frank Gannucci

03-23-2023, 08:53 AM

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Frank Gannucci

04-07-2023, 07:13 AM

Bump. For whatever reason, when I posted this yesterday (4/6) it didn’t bump the thread.

Frank Gannucci

04-20-2023, 08:21 AM

Frank Gannucci

04-20-2023, 12:57 PM

Bump. Even though I typed the above message today, it didn’t send this thread to the top of the board.

Frank Gannucci

05-04-2023, 09:07 AM

Frank Gannucci

05-18-2023, 11:21 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?p=6156444#post6156444

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. May 21, 2023 12a #027 (aka #135) - “Ralph’s Big Mouth” (aka "Head of The House"): In the hilarious "Head of the House" (originally telecast March 31, 1956), Ralph marks his "emancipation" as king of his castle by sitting down with Norton to finish a bottle of wine that is "a little strong but good." Their first toast, Ralph says, is "to my wife, who has finally found her place." Actually, what Alice found was a bottle of grape juice, which she substituted for the wine. When the men get plastered and pass out, Trixie and Alice pour their own drinks and make their own toasts. "I give you our husbands," says Trixie. "You can have 'em," says Alice. The wine-and-grape-juice scene, Art Carney recalled, was one of his favorites. "We really were laughing at each other...because we were supposed to be laughing...crocked and everything. Funny scene."

12:30a #028 (aka #136) - "The Worry Wart": Ralph's nerves are taxed when he gets a letter requesting his presence at the IRS office. Alice tries to calm him by reminding him that many people have their returns reviewed. "You're darn right," Norton agrees. "The jails are full of them." Norton, in fact, is helping Ralph review the business deductions he made on his returns and then lends his buddy moral support by accompanying him to the IRS office.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. May 22, 2023 12a #022 (aka #130) - "Here Comes The Bride": On the eve of his lodge brother Stanley's marriage to Alice's sister, Ralph---the self-proclaimed "king of [his] castle"---gives his future brother-in-law marital advice. Furious that Stanley has agreed to live with Alice's parents, Ralph instructs him to put his foot down. "I don't want to argue," he tells Ralph, prompting Norton to reply: "If you don't want to argue, what are you getting married for?"

Mon. May 29, 2023 12a #023 (aka #131) - "Mama Loves Mambo": A dance teacher moves into the building and has all the husbands kicking up a fuss. Ralph and Norton had the idea that Carlos Sanchez was an old man who might like to relax with a game of checkers. He's not---bachelor Carlos is suave and handsome, and worse, is giving their wives mambo lessons in the Kramdens' apartment. Sanchez: Charles Korvin.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. May 23, 2023 1:30a #??? - “Curse of The Kramdens” (Part 2): Ralph forces Ed to come with him and spend the night in the ancestral Kramden castle, which has the ghost. They find out that the ghost is fictional because of two people scaring people who come into the castle. Ralph & Ed catch them and somehow the curse is broken.

Wed. May 24, 2023 1:30a #??? (aka #162) "Mad Dogs & Englishmen" (Part 1): The Kramdens & Nortons get the news that they are to appear in a Flakey Wakey commercial on an English TV show. So they rehearse.

Thu. May 25, 2023 1:30a #??? "Mad Dogs & Englishmen" (Part 2): Ralph makes a fool of himself on the English TV show and Ed accidentally overturns a piano. The Kramdens flee London in shame but are invited back because the audience loved the commercial.

Fri. May 26, 2023 1:30a #??? (aka #163) "Framed In Spain” (Part 1): Blackmailers fake a hanky-panky photo of Ralph in Madrid so Ralph & Ed try to keep it from Alice.

Sat. May 27, 2023 1:30a #??? - “Framed In Spain” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed continue to try their best to keep the hanky-panky photo of Ralph away from Alice but at the end of the episode, Alice finds it and yells at Ralph that she doesn’t want to see him again...until cops come and reveal that they caught the blackmailers and then Alice finds out the truth.

Tue. May 30, 2023 1:30a #??? (aka #164) - "I Remember Mau Au" (Part 1): The wives want to go to the French Rivera but the boys want to go to an African safari. They get their way. The wives are miserable and get spooked.

Wed. May 31, 2023 1:30a #??? - "i Remember Mau Au" (Part 2): On the safari, Ralph kills a rabbit & Ed kills an elephant. The boys don't like the safari as much as they hoped so they plan to scare the girls so they can convince them to leave.

Thu. June 1, 2023 1:30a #??? - "Ed Norton Interviews: 'Brooklyn Dodgers'/'Rock & Roll'/'Guest Host'": (For Brooklyn Dodgers"): Ed gets interviewed about the Dodgers moving to LA. (For "Rock & Roll"): "Ed gets interviewed about Rock & Roll. (For Guest Host"): Art Carney helps out the guest host Johnny Ray.

Fri. June 2, 2023 1:30a #??? (aka #1/#5/#7) - "'Bread'/'Ralph Threatens To Leave'/'Ring Salesman' ('51)": In "Bread", Ralph and Alice Kramden argue over the fact there is no bread to go with Ralph's dinner. In "Ralph Threatens to Leave", the vegetable meat loaf stirs Ralph up. Then in "Ring Salesman", Ralph is jealous of Joe the jeweler, who he believes Alice is having an affair with. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches.

Sat. June 3, 2023 1:30a #??? (aka #2/#4/#6) - '"Razor Blades'/'New TV Set'/Alice & Ralph Get Dressed For A Date Last Night'": "In "Razor Blades", Ralph can't find his razor blades. In "New Television Set", Ralph finally buys a TV. In "Alice and Ralph Get Dressed for a Date", Ralph and Alice fight before going out with the Nortons. Notes: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches. Elaine Stritch plays Trixie in "New TV Set."

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every day from 1p-230p or so

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

05-18-2023, 11:21 AM

Frank Gannucci

05-18-2023, 11:21 AM

False Face II

05-18-2023, 10:39 PM

I haven’t seen “Razor Blades”, does Ralph find his blades?

Frank Gannucci

05-18-2023, 10:44 PM

No he doesn’t. Here is my review:

Episode #2
TV: This episode was seen The Honeymooners Really Lost Debut Episodes. This special was shown in 1993 on Disney Channel (yes, THAT Disney Channel) & March of 2000 on TV Land. In 2019, Decades channel began showing this episode and it is attached to "New TV Set" & “Alice & Ralph Get Dressed For A Date Last Night” (aka “The Dance”.)
VHS: This episode was attached to the first six Really Lost Debut Episodes which are "Bread", "New TV Set", "Ralph Threatens To Leave", "Ring Salesman" ('51 version) & "Quiz Show" ('51 version)
DVD: Attached to “Bread”, “New TV Set”, “Ralph Threatens To Leave”, “Alice & Ralph Get Dressed For A Date Last Night” (aka “The Dance”), “The Ring Salesman” (’52 version), “Quiz Show” (’51 version), “Xmas Party” (’51 version), “New Bowling Ball”, “The Turkey”, “Lost Baby”, “Quiz Show” (’52 version), “Halloween Party” (’52 version), “Cold”, “Pickles”, “Jellybeans” & “Six Months To Live” (’51 version).
Air Date: Sat. 10/12/51

"Razor Blades":

This Honeymooners episode is the shortest ever. It is only 5:02.

Alice is cooking. Ralph comes out with shaving cream on and asks where his razor blades are. Last night, he bought a pack of blades and put them on the table. Ralph: “We live on the third floor. Nobody can climb up and get them. Nobody got lowered. This door has been locked all night. A mouse couldn’t have taken them.” Ralph accuses Alice of taking the blades. Alice denies it. Ralph: “Don’t steam me up because I am already steamed.” Alice (sarcastically): “You got me scared to death.” Ralph accuses Alice of stealing things like his gray pants. Ralph: “One of these days…” Alice: “What one of these days? What? What? What?” Alice: “You will find out when the day comes.” Alice says that you put things in the drawer. That is where they belong.

Ralph opens the drawer. Ralph says that Alice has three drawers. Ralph has trouble opening it. He eventually does. One a few things are in that drawer but not his razor blades. Ralph is still angry. Alice: “Don’t start. Don’t start.” Ralph (sarcastically): “You frighten me.” Alice: “All right. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!” Alice then threatens to throw herself out the window. Ralph encourages her to throw herself out. Alice: “I wouldn’t give you the satisfaction.”

People from downstairs are knocking their ceiling to tell the Kramdens to be quiet. Ralph responds by pounding the floor with a chair. Man (from upstairs, yells): “KEEP QUIET DOWN THERE! KEEP QUIET!” Ralph is going to take one of Alice’s drawers even though there is clothing in it. Ralph tears her clothing that is in it. Wow! He even starts to tear a dress. Alice says no. She is supposedly crying. Ralph calls her clothing that was in that dresser junk. That is her wedding dress. Ralph feels bad. He didn’t mean to tear that dress. Alice knows it. He apologizes. Alice forgives him. They hug and kiss even though Ralph still has cream on his face.

Credit I think goes to (the original) Bill's 'Mooners Archives, eBay.com, tv.com, Honeymooners Lost Episodes Book, tvguide.com, honeymooners.net, Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD booklet, Wikipedia.org, Yahoo Groups You're A Riot! & Amazon.com.

Frank Gannucci

05-18-2023, 10:44 PM

False Face II

05-19-2023, 03:04 AM

LOL is this the episode where he wears shaving cream for the entire episode? Really funny actually.

Frank Gannucci

05-19-2023, 01:27 PM

Yes

Frank Gannucci

06-01-2023, 10:56 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...44#post6156444

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. June 4, 2023 12a #029 (aka #137) - "Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"): While leaving the pool hall, Ralph witnesses a bank robbery and takes a bullet through his hat. That's reason enough for him to believe that the thugs will come gunning for him, so Norton tells his on-edge pal to just relax and watch some TV. "What's playing tonight?" Ralph asks. Norton's reply: "Dead Men Tell No Tales." Bibbo: Frank Marth. Danny: George Petrie.

12:30a #030 (aka #138) - "The Loudspeaker": Ralph thinks he'll be named Raccoon of the Year,20so he begins writing his acceptance speech (if he could only get rid of his hiccups). It's a very distinctive honor, he reminds the skeptical Alice, because it entitles the two of them to "free burial privileges in the Raccoons' national cemetery in Bismarck, North Dakota."

Sun. June 11, 2023 #031 (aka #139) - "On Stage": "Polo ponies." "On Stage" (originally telecast April 28, 1956) actually began, says co-writer Leonard Stern, "with that one word...and we built a whole sketch around it." And it's that single word---pronounced by Norton (Art Carney) to rhyme with monopolies---that has almost single-handedly made this a favorite among Honeymooners fans. The episode begins with Ralph getting a juicy part in a play being mounted by the Raccoon Lodge's Women's Auxiliary. Suddenly Ralph is strutting around like the Barrymore of Bensonhurst and entertaining dreams that a Hollywood producer in the audience will offer him a contract. But before the actual performance, there's a rehearsal with Norton---and that word---to contend with.

12:30a #032 (aka #140) - "Dial J For Janitor": Ralph can't seem to pipe down about the failures of his building's janitor. Then he finds out that the position pays $150 a month with free rent---and decides to take the job himself. Now the most gripes are coming from Norton, who says he hasn't had water in his apartment for so long that he's beginning to "see mirages." Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten. Mrs. Manicotti: Zamah Cunningham.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. June 5, 2023 12a #024 (aka #132) - "Please Leave The Premises": Ralph refuses to pay a rent increase of $5 a month and, to avoid eviction, barricades himself, Alice and Norton in the apartment. Its war, says Ralph, and he's the general of their army. But after a few days without heat, and the food supply reduced to only celery, General Kramden hatches a plan to get fresh grub from the neighborhood delicatessen. Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten.

Mon. June 12, 2023 12a #025 (aka #133) - "House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"): Alice accepts a department store's offer to redecorate their apartment for free. She wants to surprise Ralph, so she arranges to secretly meet with the decorator---who then makes the mistake of leaving one of his gloves in the flat. When Ralph finds the glove, he suspects Alice of having an affair. Andre: Alexander Clark.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. June 6, 2023 1:30a #??? (#28/#26) - "'Lost Baby'/'The Turkey'" "In "The Lost Baby", Ralph and Ed find a baby at the bus stop. In "The Turkey", Alice misplaces her wedding ring so Ralph tries to find it.

Wed. June 7, 2023 1:30a #??? (#29 or #7/#16 or #167) - "'Quiz Show'/'Manager of The Baseball Team'" (either '52 version or '57 version) - "In "Quiz Show", Ralph and Alice come home with a year's supply of Krinkly Krax cereal. In "Manager of the Baseball Team", Ralph mistakenly confuses a promotion with an appointment to be baseball manager. Notes: Pert Kelton may play Alice in these sketches.

Thu. June 8, 2023 1:30a #??? (#30 #57) - "'Halloween Party' (aka "Masquarade") ('52)/'Sprained Thumb' ('53)" -"In "Halloween party", Ralph ruins his tuxedo for a Halloween party, not realizing that it's not a costume party. In "The Sprained Thumb", Ralph's sprained thumb drives Audrey crazy.

Fri. June 9, 2023 1:30a #76 (aka #57/#31) – “‘Lucky Number’/‘Pickles’”: (For “Lucky Number”): When Ralph takes off from work to go to a ball game with Norton, he wins $1,000 but can't accept it without losing his job. (For “Pickles”): When Alice has a craving for pickles; Ralph concludes that she is pregnant.

Sat. June 10, 2023 1:30a #83 (aka #150/#30) - “‘Expectant Father’ ('56 version)/‘The Cold ('52 version)’”: (For “Expectant Father”): Alice secretly gets a job in a doctor's office. Ralph mistakenly concludes that Alice is pregnant. (For “The Cold”): Ralph has a terrible cold and thinks Alice wants him to die so she can collect his insurance money.

Tue. June 13, 2023 1:30a #61 (aka #151/#32) – “‘Goodnight Sweet Prince’/‘Jellybeans’”: (For “Goodnight Sweet Prince”): When Ralph gets night shift duty he finds it impossible to sleep during the day. Everyone in the neighborhood gives him advice on sleeping, which only makes Ralph more nervous and irritable. (For “Jellybeans”): Ralph loses Alice's dress money when he schemes to win a jellybean contest.

Wed. June 14, 2023 1:30a #??? - "Honeymooners XMas Party" ('51) (Part 1): Ralph runs an errand and the Kramdens are visited by several odd characters. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice during this episode.

Thu. June 15, 2023 1:30a #??? - "Honeymooners XMas Party" ('51) (Part 2): Ralph runs an errand while Alice decorates the tree and the Kramdens are visited by several odd characters. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice during this episode.

Fri. June 16, 2023 1:30a #51 (aka #54/#39) – “‘Guest Speaker’/‘Lost Job’”: (For “Guest Speaker”): Ralph keeps getting interrupted while practicing his speech for the Raccoon Lodge meeting. (For “Lost Job”): Ralph is sure he's been fired when he gets a pink slip in his paycheck.

Sat. June 17, 2023 1:30a #73 (aka #48/#37) - “‘Ralph's Diet’/‘Alice Plays Cupid’”: (For “Ralph’s Diet”): Ralph's diet becomes unbearable when a neighbor hides all the food for a surprise party in the Kramden's apartment. (For “Alice Plays Cupid”): When Alice finds out Ralph has invited a single friend from the Bus Company to dinner; she tries to fix him up with her girlfriend.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every day from 1p-230p or so.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

06-15-2023, 01:21 PM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...44#post6156444

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sat. June 24, 2023 12a #033 (aka #141) - "Opportunity Knocks, But": When Mr. Marshall asks him for a lesson in shooting pool, Ralph believes that his social visit to his boss's Park Avenue home is the cue for his finally advancing in the company. But it's Norton who racks up points in "Opportunity Knocks But," which originally aired May 5, 1956. The pool lesson just gets under way when Norton---not Ralph---starts offering suggestions about making improvements at the company. Impressed, Marshall offers him a job as "Bus Driver Supervisor." Marshall says he likes a man who can think on his feet, but as an enraged Ralph later tells Alice: "Norton works in the sewer. He has to think on his feet; if he sat down he'd drown." But Norton, who's thinking of accepting the offer, tells his buddy not to worry. "As long as I am an executive at that bus company," he tells Ralph, "you are sure of being a bus driver as long as you live."

12:30a #034 (aka #142) - "A Man's Pride": Ralph is too proud to tell a seemingly successful old friend that he drives a bus, so he says he "runs things" at the company in the last Honeymooners episode of the "classic 39," which originally ran from 1955 to '56. CLASSIC KRAMDEN- Ralph's reaction to the dinner check.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. June 19, 2023 12a #026 (aka #134) - "Young Man With A Horn": The discovery of his old cornet and an unexpected visit by a self-made millionaire prompt Ralph to wonder why he hasn't achieved more success and hit the "high note" in his life. As a result, he decides to make a list of his good points and do something to correct his bad ones.

Mon. June 26, 2023 12a #027 (aka #135) - “Ralph’s Big Mouth” (aka "Head of The House"): In the hilarious "Head of the House" (originally telecast March 31, 1956), Ralph marks his "emancipation" as king of his castle by sitting down with Norton to finish a bottle of wine that is "a little strong but good." Their first toast, Ralph says, is "to my wife, who has finally found her place." Actually, what Alice found was a bottle of grape juice, which she substituted for the wine. When the men get plastered and pass out, Trixie and Alice pour their own drinks and make their own toasts. "I give you our husbands," says Trixie. "You can have 'em," says Alice. The wine-and-grape-juice scene, Art Carney recalled, was one of his favorites. "We really were laughing at each other...because we were supposed to be laughing...crocked and everything. Funny scene."

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. June 20, 2023 1:30a #96 (aka #38/#59) – “‘Suspense’/‘Two Tickets To The Fight’”: (For “Suspense”): Ralph overhears Alice rehearsing her part in a play and thinks she is planning to kill him. (For “Two Tickets To The Fight”): Ralph's plans to see the fights with Norton are ruined when Alice's uncle comes to visit.

Wed. June 21, 2023 1:30a #85 (aka #40/#63) – “‘Anniversary Gift’/‘Finger Man’”: (For “Anniversary Gift”): Ralph is embarrassed when the anniversary gift he bought Alice is the same one Trixie bought for her. (For “Finger Man”): Ralph heroically catches a murderer on his bus, but fears for his life when the murderer escapes from jail and vows to "get the man who put the finger on him."

Thu. June 22, 2023 1:30a #65 (aka #50/#41) – “‘Manager of The Baseball Team’ ('53 version)/‘Income Tax’”: (For “Manager of The Baseball Team”): Ralph mistakenly believes he's been promoted to manager. (For “Income Tax”): Ralph tries to do his taxes and figures that he owes the government $15.00. Unfortunately, he was saving his last $15.00 for a new bowling ball.

Fri. June 23, 2023 1:30a #103 (aka #40/#152) – “‘Alice’s Aunt Ethel’/‘Two-Family Car’”: (For “Alice’s Aunt Ethel”): Ralph tries to get rid of Alice's visiting aunt. (For “Two-Family Car”): Ralph jumps to conclusions when he gets a telegram.

Sat. June 24, 2023 1:30a #102 (aka #43/#61) – “‘What’s Her Name’/“Champagne & Caviar’”: (For “What’s Her Name”): Ralph and Alice fight over the name of an actress. (For “Champagne & Caviar”): Ralph sets out to impress the company president.

Tue. June 26, 2023 1:30a #99 (aka #147/#44) – “‘Double Anniversary Party’”/‘Lunchbox’”: (For “Double Anniversary Party”): Alice plans a surprise anniversary party for Ralph on the same night that Ralph has made plans to surprise Alice. (For “Lunchbox”): When Ralph's lunch box gets accidentally switched at work; he blames Alice for making him an inedible lunch.

Wed. June 27, 2023 1:30a #89 (aka #46/#148) – “‘Hot Tip’/‘Checkup’”: (For “Hot Tip”): Ralph places some bets at the racetrack for some neighbors, and gets nervous when Norton warns him that the police think he's a bookie. (For “Checkup”): Ralph schemes to fail a medical exam when h e thinks the doctor is from his insurance company.

Thu. June 28, 2023 1:30a #58 (aka #47/#49) - “‘Norton Moves In’/‘Dinner Guest’”: (For “Norton Moves In”): The Nortons move in with the Kramdens while their apartment is being painted. Trixie and Alice take the bedroom, while Norton and Ralph attempt to sleep on a cot in the kitchen. (For “Dinner Guest”): Ralph invites a man from the bus company to dinner so he can discuss promotion. There's only one problem -every time Ralph attempts to mention the promotion Alice changes the subject.

Fri. June 29, 2023 1:30a #??? - *"Dorsey Brothers Show": Ralph asks Alice to bring Mr. Dorsey (aka Tommy) to the Bus Drivers ball. Alice mistakenly thinks he means Jimmy Dorsey. Ralph gets upset at Alice when he finds out about what she did because the Dorsey brothers are feuding and Ralph tries to fidn a way to not see them fight.

Sat. June 30, 2023 1:30a #86 (aka #53/#36) – “‘The Prowler’/‘Glow Worm Cleaning Powder’”: (For “The Prowler”): In the middle of the night the police warn the Kramdens that there is a prowler loose in the building. (For “Glow Worm Cleaning Powder”): Alice is chosen to be next month's "Glow Worm Girl" but Ralph won't let her do it.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every day from 1p-230p or so.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

06-29-2023, 11:16 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...44#post6156444

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. July 2, 2023a #035 (aka #143) - "Unconventional Behavior": Ralph and Norton become joined at the wrists when Norton tries out his "trick handcuffs" in "Unconventional Behavior," which originally aired May 12, 1956. Aboard a train en route to the lodge's convention in Minneapolis, the guys look forward to "five days of hilarity" and try out some of the novelty items that Norton's brought along. But when Norton's handcuffs won't unlock (there is no key), he and Ralph become closer than they'd like. This scenario yields some memorable physical humor, including Norton trying to take his coat off and the guys trying to figure out some way to sleep in upper and lower berths. It also provides one of the series' all-time lines. "Mind if I smoke?" Norton asks a frustrated Ralph. "I don't care if you burn," Ralph fires back.

12:30a #036 (aka #144) - "The Bensonhurst Bomber": An argument in the pool hall and a joke about a man's name figure in "The Bensonhurst Bomber," which originally aired Sept. 8, 1956. Of all the guest characters on The Honeymooners, few names are more recognizable to fans than "Harvey," or, as Ralph pronounces it, "Har-vee!" In fact, it's that exaggerated pronunciation that gets Ralph in hot water when the towering bully Harvey challenges Ralph to a fight at Kelsey's Gym. As the showdown approaches, a nervous Ralph believes a wiser plan might be to leave town, but Norton insists he has to fight Harvey, especially since they're closing the pool hall in Ralph's honor. "If I fight that Harvey," Ralph replies, "they'll be closing it in my memory."

Sun. July 9, 2023 12a #037 (aka #145) - "The Safety Award": Ralph is honored with an award for being "the safest bus driver in the city" and plans to take Alice and the Nortons to the ceremony at City Hall. But his big day is plagued with problems, culminating with Ralph having an accident in his friend's car. Ever the optimist, Norton offers a distressed Ralph some sewer-worker words of wisdom: "When the tides of life turn against you, and the current upsets your boat, don't waste those tears on what might have been, just lay on your back and float." Mr. Martin: Frank Marth.

12:30a #038 (aka #146) - "Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Mind Your Own Business"): Norton gets fired from his job in the sewer after taking Ralph's advice about demanding a promotion. Finding something new won't be easy, Norton says, because, after all, a sewer worker is like a brain surgeon---"we're both s pecialists." Still, after a couple of weeks, he finds work selling irons door-to-door. And when he tells his pal that he made $40 his first day on the job, Ralph suddenly contemplates leaving the bus company to become a salesman with Norton's company.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. July 3, 2023 12a #028 (aka #136) - "The Worry Wart": Ralph's nerves are taxed when he gets a letter requesting his presence at the IRS office. Alice tries to calm him by reminding him that many people have their returns reviewed. "You're darn right," Norton agrees. "The jails are full of them." Norton, in fact, is helping Ralph review the business deductions he made on his returns and then lends his buddy moral support by accompanying him to the IRS office.

Mon. July 10, 2023 #029 (aka #137) - "Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"): While leaving the pool hall, Ralph witnesses a bank robbery and takes a bullet through his hat. That's reason enough for him to believe that the thugs will come gunning for him, so Norton tells his on-edge pal to just relax and watch some TV. "What's playing tonight?" Ralph asks. Norton's reply: "Dead Men Tell No Tales." Bibbo: Frank Marth. Danny: George Petrie.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. July 4, 2023 1:30a #66 (aka #56) - *“Vacation at Fred's Landing” ('53 version): Alice and Trixie want to vacation in Atlantic City but Ralph and Ed insist on going camping. After one day in the wilderness, Ralph and Norton realize that the great outdoors isn't what they had hoped.

Wed. July 5, 2023 1:30a #49 (aka #58) - *“Hot Dog Stand”: Ralph wants to buy a hot dog stand but Alice refuses to give him the money, so he and Norton pose as successful businessmen to get a bank loan.

Thu. July 6, 2023 1:30a #69 (aka #149/#58) – “‘Forgot to Register’/‘Halloween Party’ ('53 version)”: (For “Forgot To Register”): Alice causes an argument when she tells Ralph she doesn't support the candidate he and Norton are campaigning for. (For “Halloween Party”): The Kramdens and the Nortons don costumes for the bus company Halloween party. At the last minute Ralph finds out that the party is really a formal affair for his boss.

Fri. July 7, 2023 1:30a #54 (aka #62) - *“Letter to the Boss” ('53 version) : Ralph mistakenly thinks a he's been fired and, with Norton's help, writes a nasty letter to his boss. After mailing the letter, Ralph finds out he's been promoted and schemes to get the letter back.
CLASSIC QUOTE -"Homina, homina, homina"

Sat. July 8, 2023 1:30a #??? - "'Santa & The Bookies' ('53 version) (Part 1) Ralph doesn't know that Alice has taken in knitting to pay for his Christmas present, so when he discovers baby things in the apartment he assumes Alice is pregnant.

Tue. July 11, 2023 1:30a #??? - "'Santa & The Bookies' ('53 version) (Part 2) /'New Bowling Ball'": Ralph takes on a job as a sidewalk Santa with Norton as his helper so he can pay things for his and Alice's new baby that he thinks they are getting. They are both arrested as operatives in a bookmaking operation. (For "New Bowling Ball"): Ralph gets his fingers stuck in his new bowling ball and he wants to get them out before the bowling game.

Wed. July 12, 2023 1:30a #??? - *"New Year's Eve Party": Ralph tries to get out of going to work so he can attend the Dorsey's New Year's Eve party.

Thu. July 13, 2023 1:30a #71 (aka #67) – “This is Your Life (Part One)”: Ralph is chosen to be on the television program "This is Your Life," but it must be kept a secret from him. When Ralph sees Alice and the show's producer together, he thinks Alice is having an affair.

Fri. July 14, 2023 1:30a #72 – “This is Your Life (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton find airline tickets in Alice's bag and believe she is planning to run away with the producer of "This is Your Life."

Sat. July 15, 2023 1:30a #67 (aka #70) – “Cottage for Sale (Part One)”: The Kramdens and the Nortons want to buy a summer cottage, but it's too expensive. The seller convinces them that by removing a few luxuries from the cottage, they can afford it. Ralph and Norton immediately accept the offer.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every day from 1p-230p or so.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

07-13-2023, 10:35 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...44#post6156444

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. 16, 2023 12a #039 (aka #147) - "Alice & The Blonde": Audrey Meadows said that she "loved" the episode titled "Alice and the Blonde" (originally telecast June 2, 1956), and it's easy to see why. For once, it's Alice who's fuming. It's all because of what happens at the home of one of Ralph's co-workers. Trying to ingratiate himself with Bert Weedemeyer (who Ralph thinks may become the bus company's new general manager), Ralph---with Norton by his side, naturally-heaps compliments on the man's wife, a ditsy platinum blonde who calls her husband "Twinkles." Ralph's fawning and flattery isn't amusing Alice, who'll have her revenge. Rita Weedemeyer: Freda Rosen. Bert: Frank Behrens.

12:30a #001 (aka #109) - "TV or Not TV": Ralph and Norton go partners on a new TV, but Ralph rigs a coin toss so the set stays in the Kramden apartment. It's not long before Ralph becomes a total zombie to the new medium, and all Norton wants to do is don his space helmet and watch "Captain Video."

Sun. July 23, 2023 12a #002 (aka #110) - "Funny Money": Ralph finds a suitcase filled with money, enough, Norton says, to "keep him in pizza for the rest of his life." There's one slight problem: the money is counterfeit, and the gangsters who printed it want it back. Alice's Mother: Ethel Owen. Boss: Boris Aplon. Ziggy: Frank Marth.

12:30a #003 (aka #111) - "The Golfer": Hello, ball! That memorable salutation---delivered by Norton (Art Carney) as he shows the proper way to "address the ball"---has made "The Golfer" (first aired on Oct. 15, 1955) a favorite in the series canon. Ralph's trying to impress his boss by offering to join him in a foursome. Problem is, Ralph's never picked up a club in his life and learning to play in two days, he concedes, won't be easy---"It'd take me at least a week." That doesn't stop him from turning his kitchen into a fairway, using a pin cushion as a ball and, unforgettably, getting into the mood by donning an outlandish golfing outfit that is, to quote Norton, "dee-vine." DON'T MISS – Ed addressing the ball.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. July 17, 2023 12a 5p #030 (aka #138) - "The Loudspeaker": Ralph thinks he'll be named Raccoon of the Year,20so he begins writing his acceptance speech (if he could only get rid of his hiccups). It's a very distinctive honor, he reminds the skeptical Alice, because it entitles the two of them to "free burial privileges in the Raccoons' national cemetery in Bismarck, North Dakota."

Mon. July 24, 2023 12a #031 (aka #139) - "On Stage": "Polo ponies." "On Stage" (originally telecast April 28, 1956) actually began, says co-writer Leonard Stern, "with that one word...and we built a whole sketch around it." And it's that single word---pronounced by Norton (Art Carney) to rhyme with monopolies---that has almost single-handedly made this a favorite among Honeymooners fans. The episode begins with Ralph getting a juicy part in a play being mounted by the Raccoon Lodge's Women's Auxiliary. Suddenly Ralph is strutting around like the Barrymore of Bensonhurst and entertaining dreams that a Hollywood producer in the audience will offer him a contract. But before the actual performance, there's a rehearsal with Norton---and that word---to contend with.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. July 18, 2023 1:30a #68 – “Cottage for Sale (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton soon find out that the cottage they bought is not the one they got. Alice and Trixie refuse to help fix it up. Both families blame the other for the mess that they are in. Ralph and Norton try to sell the cottage and both families make up.

Wed. July 19, 2023 1:30a #??? - "Ed Norton Interviews: 'People to People'/'Man Under The Street' (aka 'Private Life of A Sewer Worker')/'Cost of Living'": (For "People To People"): "Ed Norton's Dad" (played by Art Carney) gets interviewed about himself and his "son." (For "Man Under The Street"): Ed Sullivan (as himself) interviews Ed about his job. (For "Cost of Living"): Ed Norton gets interviewed about living.

Thu. July 20, 2023 1:30a #108 (aka #71/#78) – “‘Lawsuit’/‘What’s The Name’”: (For “Lawsuit”): Ralph threatens to sue when he breaks his leg in a bus accident. (For “W.T.N.”): The Kramdens and Ed Norton argue about the name of a movie star.

Fri. July 21, 2023 1:30a #84 (aka #73) - *“The Next Champ”: Ralph becomes the manager of a boxer he believes will be the world's next heavyweight champion.

Sat. July 22, 2023 1:30a #??? - "Fortune Teller" (Part 1): A Coney Island fortune teller tells Ralph that he is going to commit a murder within a week. Ralph wants Alice to move in with her mother till the week passes but Alice refuses. Ralph moves in with Norton.

Tue. July 25, 2023 1:30a #??? - "Fortune Teller" (Part 2): Ralph gets so exasperated at rooming with Ed Norton that he nearly kills him. In the end, Ralph manages to get himself arrested for safety by assaulting a police officer.

Wed. July 26, 2023 1:30a #81 (aka #74) – “Stand-In For Murder ('54 version) (Part One)”: A gangster finds out he is about to be killed by a rival gang. His men discover that Ralph is an amazing look-alike for their boss, and decided to use poor Ralph as a stand-in for murder. FUN FACT -This is the second time in the series Jackie Gleason played a dual role.

Thu. July 27, 2023 1:30a #82 – “Stand-In For Murder ('54 version) (Part Two)”: Ralph thinks he's gotten the break of his life when he gets a new high-paying position and he and Alice move into a luxury apartment. Meanwhile, the rival gang tries to kill Ralph.
FUN FACT -This episode ran overtime and was never completed.

Fri. July 28, 2023 1:30a #60 (aka #76) - *“Man in the Blue Suit”: Ralph wins big at poker and hides it in an old suit so Alice won't find out how much he has won. Alice gives the suit to charity.

Sat. July 29, 2023 1:30a #64 (aka #77) – *“Hair-Raising Tale”: Ralph is tricked into buying a new hair growth formula. He and Norton proceed to test the new treatment on Ralph's boss.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every day from 1p-230p or so.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

07-27-2023, 12:58 PM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?p=6178878#post6178878

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. July 31, 2023 12a #004 (aka #111) - "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Tired of Ralph's complaints about household chores not being done, Alice convinces him to hire a maid. But the new domestic is rapidly getting fed up taking orders from Norton and Ralph, or as she calls them, "the simp and the blimp." Thelma: Betty Garde. Wilson: Frank Marth.
12:30a #005(aka #113) - "A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph gets the idea in his head that he has six months to live, so he decides to sell his story to a magazine. But when he learns it's all a mistake and that he can be prosecuted for fraud, he enlists Norton to pose as a doctor ("don't touch me, I'm sterile") who can cure him of the dreaded "arterial monochromia." Publisher: George Petrie.
Sun. Aug. 7, 2023 12a #006 (aka #114) - "The Sleepwalker": Norton's sleepwalking becomes a waking nightmare for Ralph, who can't get any sleep because he's been asked to keep his pal from wandering off on late-night strolls around the neighborhood. Doctor: George Petrie.
12:30a #007 (aka #115) - "Better Living Through TV": In a classic episode, Ralph and Norton go on live TV in an attempt to sell the Handy Housewife Helper. The inspired (and ad-lib laden) "Better Living Through TV" (originally telecast Nov. 12, 1955) finds Ralph talking Norton into buying TV time so the two of them can go on the air and sell 2000 of the kitchen gadgets. The idea is for "Chef of the Future" Ralph to demonstrate to "Chef of the Past" Norton the many things the gizmo can do, such as open cans, remove corns and, of course, "core a apple." In the rehearsal, Ralph is the picture of calm, but as they prepare to go on the air, panic sets in and he warns a worrisome Ed: "Stop talking like that, nervous, you're going to get yourself all Norton." CLASSIC QUOTE - "Can it core a apple?"

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. Aug. 1, 2023 12a #033 (aka #141) - "Opportunity Knocks, But": When Mr. Marshall asks him for a lesson in shooting pool, Ralph believes that his social visit to his boss's Park Avenue home is the cue for his finally advancing in the company. But it's Norton who racks up points in "Opportunity Knocks But," which originally aired May 5, 1956. The pool lesson just gets under way when Norton---not Ralph---starts offering suggestions about making improvements at the company. Impressed, Marshall offers him a job as "Bus Driver Supervisor." Marshall says he likes a man who can think on his feet, but as an enraged Ralph later tells Alice: "Norton works in the sewer. He has to think on his feet; if he sat down he'd drown." But Norton, who's thinking of accepting the offer, tells his buddy not to worry. "As long as I am an executive at that bus company," he tells Ralph, "you are sure of being a bus driver as long as you live."

Mon. Aug. 8, 2023 12a #035 (aka #143) - "Unconventional Behavior": Ralph and Norton become joined at the wrists when Norton tries out his "trick handcuffs" in "Unconventional Behavior," which originally aired May 12, 1956. Aboard a train en route to the lodge's convention in Minneapolis, the guys look forward to "five days of hilarity" and try out some of the novelty items that Norton's brought along. But when Norton's handcuffs won't unlock (there is no key), he and Ralph become closer than they'd like. This scenario yields some memorable physical humor, including Norton trying to take his coat off and the guys trying to figure out some way to sleep in upper and lower berths. It also provides one of the series' all-time lines. "Mind if I smoke?" Norton asks a frustrated Ralph. "I don't care if you burn," Ralph fires back.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. Aug. 2, 2023 1:30a #77 (aka #77 [same as the syndicated episode #])– “Box Top Kid (Part One)”: Ralph gets jealous when his brother in law wins a trip to Europe in a box top contest. He and Norton start to buy every product they can find with a box top contest.

Wed. Aug. 3, 2023 1:30a #78 – “Box Top Kid (Part Two)”: Ralph wins a Slim-O Bread contest by claiming he lost 80 pounds. There's only one problem; he must lose the weight before the publicity photos are taken or he will be disqualified.

Thu. Aug. 4, 2023 1:30a #90 (aka #78) – “Two Men on a Horse (Part One)”: When Ralph loses a large sum of money he was to deposit for the Raccoon Lodge, he and Norton think of ways to make the money back in one day.

Fri. Aug. 5, 2023 1:30a #91 – “Two Men on a Horse (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton get a hot tip on a horse and go to the track to place their bet. When the odds on their horse go down, Ralph and Norton scheme to sway the odds in their favor.

Sat. Aug. 6, 2023 1:30a #52 (aka #79) – “Goodbye Aunt Ethel (Part One)”: Ralph must sleep on a cot in the kitchen when Alice's Aunt Ethel comes to visit. Ralph pretends he has a bad back to force her out, but Aunt Ethel stays to nurse Ralph back to health.

Tue. Aug. 9, 2023 1:30a #53 – “Goodbye Aunt Ethel (Part Two)”: Ralph and Ed introduce Aunt Ethel to the neighborhood butcher, hoping the two will get married and Aunt Ethel will leave.

Wed. Aug. 10, 2023 1:30a #40 (aka #81) - *“Ralph's Sweet Tooth”: When Ralph is invited to appear in candy bar commercial, he refuses to let a bad toothache interfere.”

Thu. Aug. 11, 2023 1:30a #41 (aka #84) - *”Game Called On Account of Marriage”: Ralph gets tickets to a World Series game, but the game falls on Alice's sister's wedding.

Fri. Aug. 12, 2023 1:30a #56 (aka #86) – “The People's Choice (Part One)”: When Ralph heroically captures a murderer on his bus, he is asked to run for public office.

Sat. Aug. 13, 2023 1:30a #57 – “The People's Choice (Part Two)”: Alice thinks the men who asked Ralph to run for public office are crooks who intend to use Ralph as a stooge, but Ralph doesn't believe her.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every day from 1p-230p or so.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

07-27-2023, 12:58 PM

Frank Gannucci

07-27-2023, 01:00 PM

Also, I will provide the binge marathon that Catchy Conedy will have the weekend 8/13-8/14 in my next tv Schedule post.

TVFactFan

08-08-2023, 09:21 PM

Also, I will provide the binge marathon that Catchy Conedy will have the weekend 8/13-8/14 in my next tv Schedule post.

Cant wait

Frank Gannucci

08-09-2023, 09:09 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...78#post6178878

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sat. Aug. 12, 2023 12a (also Sat. Aug. 12, 2023 at 3:30p and Sun. Aug. 13, 2023 at 11p on Catchy Comedy) #008 (aka #116) - "Pal O' Mine": A great friendship is strained after a ring t hat Norton had planned to give a co-worker winds up stuck on Ralph's finger. The episode concludes with a classic hospital scene that contains a memorable one-word ad-lib by Norton, who's saying good-bye to a doctor. Teddy Oberman: Ned Glass. Doctor: John Seymour. Nurse: Abbie Lewis.

12:30a (also Sat. Aug. 12, 2023 at 4p and Sun. Aug. 13, 2023 at 11:30p on Catchy Comedy) #009 (aka #117) - "Brother Ralph": A layoff at the bus company prompts Ralph and Alice to add up their total savings from all of their accounts ($12.83). That's reason enough for Alice to get a job, leaving Ralph to take care of the cooking and cleaning. But Ralph becomes really steamed after he discovers that her boss looks like a matinee idol---and that Alice told him that Ralph is her brother.

Sun. Aug. 20, 2023 12a (also Sat. Aug. 12, 2023 at 4:30p on Catchy Comedy) #010 (aka #118) - "Hello Mom": Ralph and Alice Kramden (Jackie Gleason, Audrey Meadows) squabble over the impending arrival of Ralph's mother-in-law in this classic, and ultimately touching, episode. The king is told that his castle is soon to be invaded by Alice's mom. Ralph painfully remembers how his mother-in-law said at his wedding, "I'm not losing a daughter, I'm gaining a ton," and refuses to let her visit. But when Alice stands up to him and insists her mother's coming, Ralph decides to move in with the Nortons until the visit's over. Humor and poignancy meet in a conclusion that once again shows Alice, who sees beyond Ralph's insecurities, to be the bigger person.

12:30a (also Sat. Aug. 12, 2023 at 5p on Catchy Comedy) #011 (aka #119) - "The Deciding Vote": Ralph's in a tight two-man election for the position of Raccoon convention manager and the deciding vote belongs to Norton. The episode contains a classic sight gag involving Ralph trying to clean a vacuum cleaner after it has failed "the oatmeal test."

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. Aug. 14, 2023 12a (also Sun. Aug. 13, 2023 at 4:30p) #037 (aka #145) - "The Safety Award": Ralph is honored with an award for being "the safest bus driver in the city" and plans to take Alice and the Nortons to the ceremony at City Hall. But his big day is plagued with problems, culminating with Ralph having an accident in his friend's car. Ever the optimist, Norton offers a distressed Ralph some sewer-worker words of wisdom: "When the tides of life turn against you, and the current upsets your boat, don't waste those tears on what might have been, just lay on your back and float." Mr. Martin: Frank Marth.

Mon. Aug. 21, 2023 12a (also Sat. Aug. 12, 2023 at 10p and Sun. Aug. 13, 2023 at 5p on Catchy Comedy) #038 (aka #146) - "Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Mind Your Own Business"): Norton gets fired from his job in the sewer after taking Ralph's advice about demanding a promotion. Finding something new won't be easy, Norton says, because, after all, a sewer worker is like a brain surgeon---"we're both s pecialists." Still, after a couple of weeks, he finds work selling irons door-to-door. And when he tells his pal that he made $40 his first day on the job, Ralph suddenly contemplates leaving the bus company to become a salesman with Norton's company.

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Sat. Aug. 12, 2023 1:30a #57 – “The People's Choice (Part Two)”: Alice thinks the men who asked Ralph to run for public office are crooks who intend to use Ralph as a stooge, but Ralph doesn't believe her.

12p (also Sun. Aug. 13, 2023 at 7:30p on Catchy Comedy) #001 (aka #109) - "TV or Not TV": Ralph and Norton go partners on a new TV, but Ralph rigs a coin toss so the set stays in the Kramden apartment. It's not long before Ralph becomes a total zombie to the new medium, and all Norton wants to do is don his space helmet and watch "Captain Video."

12:30p (also Sun. Aug. 13, 2023 at 8p on Catchy Comedy) #002 (aka #110) - "Funny Money": Ralph finds a suitcase filled with money, enough, Norton says, to "keep him in pizza for the rest of his life." There's one slight problem: the money is counterfeit, and the gangsters who printed it want it back. Alice's Mother: Ethel Owen. Boss: Boris Aplon. Ziggy: Frank Marth.

1p (also Sun. Aug. 13, 2023 at 8:30p on Catchy Comedy) #003 (aka #111) - "The Golfer": Hello, ball! That memorable salutation---delivered by Norton (Art Carney) as he shows the proper way to "address the ball"---has made "The Golfer" (first aired on Oct. 15, 1955) a favorite in the series canon. Ralph's trying to impress his boss by offering to join him in a foursome. Problem is, Ralph's never picked up a club in his life and learning to play in two days, he concedes, won't be easy---"It'd take me at least a week." That doesn't stop him from turning his kitchen into a fairway, using a pin cushion as a ball and, unforgettably, getting into the mood by donning an outlandish golfing outfit that is, to quote Norton, "dee-vine." DON'T MISS – Ed addressing the ball.

1:30p (also Sun. Aug. 13, 2023 at 9p on Catchy Comedy) #004 (aka #111) - "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Tired of Ralph's complaints about household chores not being done, Alice convinces him to hire a maid. But the new domestic is rapidly getting fed up taking orders from Norton and Ralph, or as she calls them, "the simp and the blimp." Thelma: Betty Garde. Wilson: Frank Marth.

2p (also Sun. Aug. 13, 2023 at 9:30p on Catchy Comedy) #005 (aka #113) - "A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph gets the idea in his head that he has six months to live, so he decides to sell his story to a magazine. But when he learns it's all a mistake and that he can be prosecuted for fraud, he enlists Norton to pose as a doctor ("don't touch me, I'm sterile") who can cure him of the dreaded "arterial monochromia." Publisher: George Petrie.

2:30p (also Sun. Aug. 13, 2023 at 10pm on Catchy Comedy) #006 (aka #114) - "The Sleepwalker": Norton's sleepwalking becomes a waking nightmare for Ralph, who can't get any sleep because he's been asked to keep his pal from wandering off on late-night strolls around the neighborhood. Doctor: George Petrie.

3p (also Sun. Aug. 13, 2023 at 10:30p on Catchy Comedy) #007 (aka #115) - "Better Living Through TV": In a classic episode, Ralph and Norton go on live TV in an attempt to sell the Handy Housewife Helper. The inspired (and ad-lib laden) "Better Living Through TV" (originally telecast Nov. 12, 1955) finds Ralph talking Norton into buying TV time so the two of them can go on the air and sell 2000 of the kitchen gadgets. The idea is for "Chef of the Future" Ralph to demonstrate to "Chef of the Past" Norton the many things the gizmo can do, such as open cans, remove corns and, of course, "core a apple." In the rehearsal, Ralph is the picture of calm, but as they prepare to go on the air, panic sets in and he warns a worrisome Ed: "Stop talking like that, nervous, you're going to get yourself all Norton." CLASSIC QUOTE - "Can it core a apple?"

5:30p #012 (aka #120) - "Something Fishy": "I catch the fish," Ralph tells Alice, "you cook the fish. The only time we're together is when we eat the fish." Alice, however, has other ideas about Ralph and his lodge brothers worming their way out of taking the wives on the annual fishing trip. Ralph and Norton are desperate, so they angle for a way to leave Alice and Trixie behind.

6p #013 (aka #121) - "'Twas The Night Before XMas": The Kramdens exchange presents in a Christmas episode with an O. Henry twist. Ralph is particularly proud of the gift he has for Alice: a hairpin box made of 2000 matchsticks that, he's been told, was smuggled from the palace of the Emperor of Japan. DON'T MISS - This classic retelling of "The Gift of the Magi."

6:30p #014 (aka #122) - "The Man From Space": Intending to take home first prize at the Raccoon Lodge's costume ball, Ralph---unable to wangle a loan from Norton---puts together his own costume and dubs himself "The Man From Space" in a memorable episode that was originally telecast Dec. 31, 1955. Angry with Norton (who's going as the Frenchman who "built the sewers of Paris") and obsessed with winning, Ralph appropriates an assortment of household items---including a faucet, a pot, a radio tube and the icebox door---to create a costume that will, he says, make Norton's rented outfit look like "a piece of French cheesecloth." The episode contains a classic example of Jackie Gleason's gift for ad-libbing when, unexpectedly; a piece of Ralph's costume falls off. "Let me have that," he improvises to Alice. "That's my denaturizer."

7p #015 (aka #123) - "A Matter of Record": In "A Matter of Record" (originally telecast Jan. 7, 1956), Ralph surprises Alice with tickets to a hit Broadway mystery, but with her mother coming "all the way from Bensonhurst" for a visit, she won't go. " Where's Bensonhurst, in New Zealand or something?" Ralph snaps back, upset that Alice is forsaking him for a visit from his nemesis. "She won't be in this apartment three minutes before she starts an argument," Ralph says. With that, Alice's mother arrives and Ralph proceeds to set an alarm clock for three minutes. Sure enough, she quickly insults Ralph about his weight, chides Alice for not marrying "a good provider" and, as the final straw, spills the beans about the ending of the play. Just as the alarm clock rings, Ralph erupts ("You are a blabbermouth!") and throws his mother-in-law out. But Alice leaves with her, prompting Ralph to take Norton's suggestion and record an apology to Alice in hopes of winning her forgiveness.

7:30p #016 (aka #124) - "Oh My Aching Back": After telling Alice he was too tired to leave the apartment, Ralph---on the eve of his company physical---goes bowling, throws his back out and comes home hunched over, and looking, Norton says, like "the leaning tower of pizza."

8p #017 (aka #125) - "The Baby-sitter": Ralph signals his displeasure when he learns that Alice had a telephone installed in the apartment. Then later, when he calms down, he overhears a telephone conversation and thinks that she is having an affair.

8:30p #018 (aka #126) - "The $99,000 Answer": Ralph Kramden's get-rich-quick schemes were a Honeymooners staple, but the pipe dream in "The $99,000 Answer"---which originally aired Jan. 28, 1956---may be the funniest. Convinced that he'll triumph on a quiz show, popular-music expert Ralph (Jackie Gleason) intensely prepares at home, aided by piano-playing pal Norton (Art Carney), who warms up for each song with a few bars of a familiar Stephen Foster melody. Of course, the second he's on live TV, Ralph's bravado vanishes. Going into the classic Kramden meltdown---the eyes bugging, the lips quivering, the tongue stuttering "hummina-hummina"---he's asked, for his first question, to identify the composer of "Swanee River." DON'T MISS - - Norton's introduction to every song on the piano.

9p #019 (aka #127) - "Ralph Kramden Inc.": Ralph needs a loan from Norton, so he sells him a share of his future earnings as a corporation---Ralph Kramden, Inc. It's another con job by Ralph, of course, until he learns that an old woman with a $40 million estate died and left him in her will. That's enough for Norton, as an officer in the corporation, to remind Ralph about one "small detail"---that they need to bring a suitcase to the reading of the will to carry home the $40 million.

9:30p #020 (aka #128) - "Young At Heart": Ralph wants to prove to Alice that he's still young at heart by learning dances like the Big Apple and the Suzie Q., which prompts Norton to ask: "How can anyone so round be so square?" But he's still determined, so the Kramdens and the Nortons decide to make a night of it by going roller-skating. Ralph on wheels at the rink makes for one of the series' classic scenes. Another has Norton teaching Ralph how to do the Hucklebuck.

10:30p (also Sun. Aug. 13, 2023 at 5:30p on Catchy Comedy) #039 (aka #147) - "Alice & The Blonde": Audrey Meadows said that she "loved" the episode titled "Alice and the Blonde" (originally telecast June 2, 1956), and it's easy to see why. For once, it's Alice who's fuming. It's all because of what happens at the home of one of Ralph's co-workers. Trying to ingratiate himself with Bert Weedemeyer (who Ralph thinks may become the bus company's new general manager), Ralph---with Norton by his side, naturally-heaps compliments on the man's wife, a ditsy platinum blonde who calls her husband "Twinkles." Ralph's fawning and flattery isn't amusing Alice, who'll have her revenge. Rita Weedemeyer: Freda Rosen. Bert: Frank Behrens.

11p (also Sun. Aug. 13, 2023 at 6p on Catchy Comedy) #036 (aka #144) - "The Bensonhurst Bomber": An argument in the pool hall and a joke about a man's name figure in "The Bensonhurst Bomber," which originally aired Sept. 8, 1956. Of all the guest characters on The Honeymooners, few names are more recognizable to fans than "Harvey," or, as Ralph pronounces it, "Har-vee!" In fact, it's that exaggerated pronunciation that gets Ralph in hot water when the towering bully Harvey challenges Ralph to a fight at Kelsey's Gym. As the showdown approaches, a nervous Ralph believes a wiser plan might be to leave town, but Norton insists he has to fight Harvey, especially since they're closing the pool hall in Ralph's honor. "If I fight that Harvey," Ralph replies, "they'll be closing it in my memory."

11:30p (also Sun. Aug. 13, 2023 at 6:30p on Catchy Comedy) #032 (aka #140) - "Dial J For Janitor": Ralph can't seem to pipe down about the failures of his building's janitor. Then he finds out that the position pays $150 a month with free rent---and decides to take the job himself. Now the most gripes are coming from Norton, who says he hasn't had water in his apartment for so long that he's beginning to "see mirages." Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten. Mrs. Manicotti: Zamah Cunningham.

Sun. Aug. 13, 2023 12a #??? (aka #1/#5/#7) - "'Bread'/'Ralph Threatens To Leave'/'Ring Salesman' ('51)": In "Bread", Ralph and Alice Kramden argue over the fact there is no bread to go with Ralph's dinner. In "Ralph Threatens to Leave", the vegetable meat loaf stirs Ralph up. Then in "Ring Salesman", Ralph is jealous of Joe the jeweler, who he believes Alice is having an affair with. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches.

12:30a #??? (aka #2/#4/#6) - '"Razor Blades'/'New TV Set'/Alice & Ralph Get Dressed For A Date Last Night'": "In "Razor Blades", Ralph can't find his razor blades. In "New Television Set", Ralph finally buys a TV. In "Alice and Ralph Get Dressed for a Date", Ralph and Alice fight before going out with the Nortons. Notes: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches. Elaine Stritch plays Trixie in "New TV Set."

1a #??? (#28/#26) - "'Lost Baby'/'The Turkey'" "In "The Lost Baby", Ralph and Ed find a baby at the bus stop. In "The Turkey", Alice misplaces her wedding ring so Ralph tries to find it.

1:30a #??? (#29 or #7/#16 or #167) - "'Quiz Show'/'Manager of The Baseball Team'" (either '52 version or '57 version) - "In "Quiz Show", Ralph and Alice come home with a year's supply of Krinkly Krax cereal. In "Manager of the Baseball Team", Ralph mistakenly confuses a promotion with an appointment to be baseball manager. Notes: Pert Kelton may play Alice in these sketches.

2a #??? (#30 #57) - "'Halloween Party' (aka "Masquarade") ('52)/'Sprained Thumb' ('53)" -"In "Halloween party", Ralph ruins his tuxedo for a Halloween party, not realizing that it's not a costume party. In "The Sprained Thumb", Ralph's sprained thumb drives Audrey crazy.

2:30a #76 (aka #57/#31) – “‘Lucky Number’/‘Pickles’”: (For “Lucky Number”): When Ralph takes off from work to go to a ball game with Norton, he wins $1,000 but can't accept it without losing his job. (For “Pickles”): When Alice has a craving for pickles; Ralph concludes that she is pregnant.

3a #83 (aka #150/#30) - “‘Expectant Father’ ('56 version)/‘The Cold ('52 version)’”: (For “Expectant Father”): Alice secretly gets a job in a doctor's office. Ralph mistakenly concludes that Alice is pregnant. (For “The Cold”): Ralph has a terrible cold and thinks Alice wants him to die so she can collect his insurance money.

3:30a #61 (aka #151/#32) – “‘Goodnight Sweet Prince’/‘Jellybeans’”: (For “Goodnight Sweet Prince”): When Ralph gets night shift duty he finds it impossible to sleep during the day. Everyone in the neighborhood gives him advice on sleeping, which only makes Ralph more nervous and irritable. (For “Jellybeans”): Ralph loses Alice's dress money when he schemes to win a jellybean contest.

4a #51(aka #54/#39) – “‘Guest Speaker’/‘Lost Job’”: (For “Guest Speaker”): Ralph keeps getting interrupted while practicing his speech for the Raccoon Lodge meeting. (For “Lost Job”): Ralph is sure he's been fired when he gets a pink slip in his paycheck.

4:30a #73 (aka #48/#37) - “‘Ralph's Diet’/‘Alice Plays Cupid’”: (For “Ralph’s Diet”): Ralph's diet becomes unbearable when a neighbor hides all the food for a surprise party in the Kramden's apartment. (For “Alice Plays Cupid”): When Alice finds out Ralph has invited a single friend from the Bus Company to dinner; she tries to fix him up with her girlfriend.

5a #96 (aka #38/#59) – “‘Suspense’/‘Two Tickets To The Fight’”: (For “Suspense”): Ralph overhears Alice rehearsing her part in a play and thinks she is planning to kill him. (For “Two Tickets To The Fight”): Ralph's plans to see the fights with Norton are ruined when Alice's uncle comes to visit.

5:30a #85 (aka #40/#63) – “‘Anniversary Gift’/‘Finger Man’”: (For “Anniversary Gift”): Ralph is embarrassed when the anniversary gift he bought Alice is the same one Trixie bought for her. (For “Finger Man”): Ralph heroically catches a murderer on his bus, but fears for his life when the murderer escapes from jail and vows to "get the man who put the finger on him."

6a #65 (aka #50/#41) – “‘Manager of The Baseball Team’ ('53 version)/‘Income Tax’”: (For “Manager of The Baseball Team”): Ralph mistakenly believes he's been promoted to manager. (For “Income Tax”): Ralph tries to do his taxes and figures that he owes the government $15.00. Unfortunately, he was saving his last $15.00 for a new bowling ball.

6:30a #103 (aka #40/#152) – “‘Alice’s Aunt Ethel’/‘Two-Family Car’”: (For “Alice’s Aunt Ethel”): Ralph tries to get rid of Alice's visiting aunt. (For “Two-Family Car”): Ralph jumps to conclusions when he gets a telegram.

7a #102 (aka #43/#61) – “‘What’s Her Name’/“Champagne & Caviar’”: (For “What’s Her Name”): Ralph and Alice fight over the name of an actress. (For “Champagne & Caviar”): Ralph sets out to impress the company president.

7:30a #99 (aka #147/#44) – “‘Double Anniversary Party’”/‘Lunchbox’”: (For “Double Anniversary Party”): Alice plans a surprise anniversary party for Ralph on the same night that Ralph has made plans to surprise Alice. (For “Lunchbox”): When Ralph's lunch box gets accidentally switched at work; he blames Alice for making him an inedible lunch.

8a #89 (aka #46/#148) – “‘Hot Tip’/‘Checkup’”: (For “Hot Tip”): Ralph places some bets at the racetrack for some neighbors, and gets nervous when Norton warns him that the police think he's a bookie. (For “Checkup”): Ralph schemes to fail a medical exam when h e thinks the doctor is from his insurance company.

8:30a #58 (aka #47/#49) - “‘Norton Moves In’/‘Dinner Guest’”: (For “Norton Moves In”): The Nortons move in with the Kramdens while their apartment is being painted. Trixie and Alice take the bedroom, while Norton and Ralph attempt to sleep on a cot in the kitchen. (For “Dinner Guest”): Ralph invites a man from the bus company to dinner so he can discuss promotion. There's only one problem -every time Ralph attempts to mention the promotion Alice changes the subject.

9a #??? - *"Dorsey Brothers Show": Ralph asks Alice to bring Mr. Dorsey (aka Tommy) to the Bus Drivers ball. Alice mistakenly thinks he means Jimmy Dorsey. Ralph gets upset at Alice when he finds out about what she did because the Dorsey brothers are feuding and Ralph tries to fidn a way to not see them fight.

9:30a #86 (aka #53/#36) – “‘The Prowler’/‘Glow Worm Cleaning Powder’”: (For “The Prowler”): In the middle of the night the police warn the Kramdens that there is a prowler loose in the building. (For “Glow Worm Cleaning Powder”): Alice is chosen to be next month's "Glow Worm Girl" but Ralph won't let her do it.

10a #021 (aka #129) - "A Dog's Life": Ralph gets another one of his half-baked ideas after he samples a tasty dish he found in his ice box in "A Dog's Life," which was originally telecast Feb. 18, 1956. Convinced that the unusual cracker-spread will satisfy the public's appetite for a snack that's new and different, Ralph asks his boss, Mr. Marshall, to taste the dish in the hope that he'll bankroll production. Ralph's even cooked up a name for the culinary delight: "KramMar's Delicious Mystery Appetizer." Marshall tries it and likes it, and asks Ralph if the recipe is exclusively his wife's or if Alice's mother helped out. "Anything she'd cook I wouldn't give to a dog," Ralph replies. But Marshall wants some other opinions, so he calls in his assistants for another taste test. After two of the assistants reveal the food to be dog food, Ralph is convinced that Alice got a dog and tries to put it back in the pound...only to fall in love with it and take possession of the other dogs who were over their respective limits and were going to be killed.

10:30a #022 (aka #130) - "Here Comes The Bride": On the eve of his lodge brother Stanley's marriage to Alice's sister, Ralph---the self-proclaimed "king of [his] castle"---gives his future brother-in-law marital advice. Furious that Stanley has agreed to live with Alice's parents, Ralph instructs him to put his foot down. "I don't want to argue," he tells Ralph, prompting Norton to reply: "If you don't want to argue, what are you getting married for?"

11a #023 (aka #131) - "Mama Loves Mambo": A dance teacher moves into the building and has all the husbands kicking up a fuss. Ralph and Norton had the idea that Carlos Sanchez was an old man who might like to relax with a game of checkers. He's not---bachelor Carlos is suave and handsome, and worse, is giving their wives mambo lessons in the Kramdens' apartment. Sanchez: Charles Korvin.

11:30a #024 (aka #132) - "Please Leave The Premises": Ralph refuses to pay a rent increase of $5 a month and, to avoid eviction, barricades himself, Alice and Norton in the apartment. Its war, says Ralph, and he's the general of their army. But after a few days without heat, and the food supply reduced to only celery, General Kramden hatches a plan to get fresh grub from the neighborhood delicatessen. Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten.

12p #025 (aka #133) - "House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"): Alice accepts a department store's offer to redecorate their apartment for free. She wants to surprise Ralph, so she arranges to secretly meet with the decorator---who then makes the mistake of leaving one of his gloves in the flat. When Ralph finds the glove, he suspects Alice of having an affair. Andre: Alexander Clark. (

12:30p #026 (aka #134) - "Young Man With A Horn": The discovery of his old cornet and an unexpected visit by a self-made millionaire prompt Ralph to wonder why he hasn't achieved more success and hit the "high note" in his life. As a result, he decides to make a list of his good points and do something to correct his bad ones.

1p #027 (aka #135) - “Ralph’s Big Mouth” (aka "Head of The House"): In the hilarious "Head of the House" (originally telecast March 31, 1956), Ralph marks his "emancipation" as king of his castle by sitting down with Norton to finish a bottle of wine that is "a little strong but good." Their first toast, Ralph says, is "to my wife, who has finally found her place." Actually, what Alice found was a bottle of grape juice, which she substituted for the wine. When the men get plastered and pass out, Trixie and Alice pour their own drinks and make their own toasts. "I give you our husbands," says Trixie. "You can have 'em," says Alice. The wine-and-grape-juice scene, Art Carney recalled, was one of his favorites. "We really were laughing at each other...because we were supposed to be laughing...crocked and everything. Funny scene."

1:30p #028 (aka #136) - "The Worry Wart": Ralph's nerves are taxed when he gets a letter requesting his presence at the IRS office. Alice tries to calm him by reminding him that many people have their returns reviewed. "You're darn right," Norton agrees. "The jails are full of them." Norton, in fact, is helping Ralph review the business deductions he made on his returns and then lends his buddy moral support by accompanying him to the IRS office.

2p #029 (aka #137) - "Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"): While leaving the pool hall, Ralph witnesses a bank robbery and takes a bullet through his hat. That's reason enough for him to believe that the thugs will come gunning for him, so Norton tells his on-edge pal to just relax and watch some TV. "What's playing tonight?" Ralph asks. Norton's reply: "Dead Men Tell No Tales." Bibbo: Frank Marth. Danny: George Petrie.

2:30p #030 (aka #138) - "The Loudspeaker": Ralph thinks he'll be named Raccoon of the Year,20so he begins writing his acceptance speech (if he could only get rid of his hiccups). It's a very distinctive honor, he reminds the skeptical Alice, because it entitles the two of them to "free burial privileges in the Raccoons' national cemetery in Bismarck, North Dakota."

3p #031 (aka #139) - "On Stage": "Polo ponies." "On Stage" (originally telecast April 28, 1956) actually began, says co-writer Leonard Stern, "with that one word...and we built a whole sketch around it." And it's that single word---pronounced by Norton (Art Carney) to rhyme with monopolies---that has almost single-handedly made this a favorite among Honeymooners fans. The episode begins with Ralph getting a juicy part in a play being mounted by the Raccoon Lodge's Women's Auxiliary. Suddenly Ralph is strutting around like the Barrymore of Bensonhurst and entertaining dreams that a Hollywood producer in the audience will offer him a contract. But before the actual performance, there's a rehearsal with Norton---and that word---to contend with.

3:30p #033 (aka #141) - "Opportunity Knocks, But": When Mr. Marshall asks him for a lesson in shooting pool, Ralph believes that his social visit to his boss's Park Avenue home is the cue for his finally advancing in the company. But it's Norton who racks up points in "Opportunity Knocks But," which originally aired May 5, 1956. The pool lesson just gets under way when Norton---not Ralph---starts offering suggestions about making improvements at the company. Impressed, Marshall offers him a job as "Bus Driver Supervisor." Marshall says he likes a man who can think on his feet, but as an enraged Ralph later tells Alice: "Norton works in the sewer. He has to think on his feet; if he sat down he'd drown." But Norton, who's thinking of accepting the offer, tells his buddy not to worry. "As long as I am an executive at that bus company," he tells Ralph, "you are sure of being a bus driver as long as you live."

4p #035 (aka #143) - "Unconventional Behavior": Ralph and Norton become joined at the wrists when Norton tries out his "trick handcuffs" in "Unconventional Behavior," which originally aired May 12, 1956. Aboard a train en route to the lodge's convention in Minneapolis, the guys look forward to "five days of hilarity" and try out some of the novelty items that Norton's brought along. But when Norton's handcuffs won't unlock (there is no key), he and Ralph become closer than they'd like. This scenario yields some memorable physical humor, including Norton trying to take his coat off and the guys trying to figure out some way to sleep in upper and lower berths. It also provides one of the series' all-time lines. "Mind if I smoke?" Norton asks a frustrated Ralph. "I don't care if you burn," Ralph fires back.

7p #034 (aka #142) - "A Man's Pride": Ralph is too proud to tell a seemingly successful old friend that he drives a bus, so he says he "runs things" at the company in the last Honeymooners episode of the "classic 39," which originally ran from 1955 to '56. CLASSIC KRAMDEN- Ralph's reaction to the dinner check.

Mon. Aug. 14, 2023 12a #66 (aka #56) - *“Vacation at Fred's Landing” ('53 version): Alice and Trixie want to vacation in Atlantic City but Ralph and Ed insist on going camping. After one day in the wilderness, Ralph and Norton realize that the great outdoors isn't what they had hoped.

12:30a #49 (aka #58) - *“Hot Dog Stand”: Ralph wants to buy a hot dog stand but Alice refuses to give him the money, so he and Norton pose as successful businessmen to get a bank loan.

1a #69 (aka #149/#58) – “‘Forgot to Register’/‘Halloween Party’ ('53 version)”: (For “Forgot To Register”): Alice causes an argument when she tells Ralph she doesn't support the candidate he and Norton are campaigning for. (For “Halloween Party”): The Kramdens and the Nortons don costumes for the bus company Halloween party. At the last minute Ralph finds out that the party is really a formal affair for his boss.

1:30a #54 (aka #62) - *“Letter to the Boss” ('53 version) : Ralph mistakenly thinks a he's been fired and, with Norton's help, writes a nasty letter to his boss. After mailing the letter, Ralph finds out he's been promoted and schemes to get the letter back.
CLASSIC QUOTE -"Homina, homina, homina"

2a #71 (aka #67) – “This is Your Life (Part One)”: Ralph is chosen to be on the television program "This is Your Life," but it must be kept a secret from him. When Ralph sees Alice and the show's producer together, he thinks Alice is having an affair.

2:30a #72 – “This is Your Life (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton find airline tickets in Alice's bag and believe she is planning to run away with the producer of "This is Your Life."

3a #67 (aka #70) – “Cottage for Sale (Part One)”: The Kramdens and the Nortons want to buy a summer cottage, but it's too expensive. The seller convinces them that by removing a few luxuries from the cottage, they can afford it. Ralph and Norton immediately accept the offer.

3:30a #68 – “Cottage for Sale (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton soon find out that the cottage they bought is not the one they got. Alice and Trixie refuse to help fix it up. Both families blame the other for the mess that they are in. Ralph and Norton try to sell the cottage and both families make up.

4a #??? - "Ed Norton Interviews: 'People to People'/'Man Under The Street' (aka 'Private Life of A Sewer Worker')/'Cost of Living'": (For "People To People"): "Ed Norton's Dad" (played by Art Carney) gets interviewed about himself and his "son." (For "Man Under The Street"): Ed Sullivan (as himself) interviews Ed about his job. (For "Cost of Living"): Ed Norton gets interviewed about living.

4:30a #108 (aka #71/#78) – “‘Lawsuit’/‘What’s The Name’”: (For “Lawsuit”): Ralph threatens to sue when he breaks his leg in a bus accident. (For “W.T.N.”): The Kramdens and Ed Norton argue about the name of a movie star.

5a #??? - "Fortune Teller" (Part 1): A Coney Island fortune teller tells Ralph that he is going to commit a murder within a week. Ralph wants Alice to move in with her mother till the week passes but Alice refuses. Ralph moves in with Norton.

5:30a #??? - "Fortune Teller" (Part 2): Ralph gets so exasperated at rooming with Ed Norton that he nearly kills him. In the end, Ralph manages to get himself arrested for safety by assaulting a police officer.

Tue. Aug. 15, 2023 1:30a #41 (aka #84) - *”Game Called On Account of Marriage”: Ralph gets tickets to a World Series game, but the game falls on Alice's sister's wedding.

Wed. Aug. 16, 2023 1:30a #42 (aka #88) - *“Battle of the Sexes”: When Ralph and Ed decide to show their wives who's boss, Alice and Trixie fight back, leaving the guys to survive on their own.

Thu. Aug. 17, 2023 1:30a #74 (aka #90) - *“Brother-in-Law”: When Ralph's brother in law wants to borrow money to buy a hotel, Ralph says no; instead he schemes to buy the hotel himself.

Fri. Aug. 18, 2023 1:30a #43 (aka #89) - *“Teamwork Beats the Clock”: Ralph and Alice "Beat the Clock," but when they're asked to return, Alice can't make it and Norton takes over.

Sat. Aug. 19, 2023 1:30a #50 (aka #155) - *“Love Letter” ('56 version): Ralph fears Norton and Alice are having an affair after finding a love letter from Norton he thinks is intended for Alice.

Tue. Aug. 22, 2023 1:30a #92 (aka #91) - *“Songwriters”: To Alice's dismay, Ralph buys a piano thinking he and Norton can write a hit song and become rich.

Wed. Aug. 23, 2023 1:30a #44 (aka #93) - *“Kramden Vs. Norton”: Ralph takes Ed to the movies for his birthday. Norton wins a television set with the ticket Ralph bought, and the two friends fight over who really owns the TV set.

Thu. Aug. 24, 2023 1:30a #93 (aka #94) – “A Promotion (Part One)”: On his first day as assistant cashier of the Bus Company, Ralph accidentally locks the safe and must keep the money at home overnight.

Fri. Aug. 25, 2023 1:30a #94 – “A Promotion (Part Two)”: So Alice won't find out about Ralph's blunder, he and Norton hide the money in a brown bag and put it in the icebox. Everything is fine until Alice decides to defrost the refrigerator.

Sat. Aug. 26, 2023 1:30a #87 (aka #95) – “The Hypnotist (Part One)”: Ralph and Norton see a demonstration by "The World's Greatest Hypnotist." When Alice won't give Ralph money for a convention trip, he decides that hypnotism might work on her.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every day from 1p-230p or so.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

08-24-2023, 11:54 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...78#post6178878

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. Aug. 27, 2023 12a #012 (aka #120) - "Something Fishy": "I catch the fish," Ralph tells Alice, "you cook the fish. The only time we're together is when we eat the fish." Alice, however, has other ideas about Ralph and his lodge brothers worming their way out of taking the wives on the annual fishing trip. Ralph and Norton are desperate, so they angle for a way to leave Alice and Trixie behind.

12:30a #013 (aka #121) - "'Twas The Night Before XMas": The Kramdens exchange presents in a Christmas episode with an O. Henry twist. Ralph is particularly proud of the gift he has for Alice: a hairpin box made of 2000 matchsticks that, he's been told, was smuggled from the palace of the Emperor of Japan. DON'T MISS - This classic retelling of "The Gift of the Magi."

Sun. Sept. 3, 2023 12a #014 (aka #122) - "The Man From Space": Intending to take home first prize at the Raccoon Lodge's costume ball, Ralph---unable to wangle a loan from Norton---puts together his own costume and dubs himself "The Man From Space" in a memorable episode that was originally telecast Dec. 31, 1955. Angry with Norton (who's going as the Frenchman who "built the sewers of Paris") and obsessed with winning, Ralph appropriates an assortment of household items---including a faucet, a pot, a radio tube and the icebox door---to create a costume that will, he says, make Norton's rented outfit look like "a piece of French cheesecloth." The episode contains a classic example of Jackie Gleason's gift for ad-libbing when, unexpectedly; a piece of Ralph's costume falls off. "Let me have that," he improvises to Alice. "That's my denaturizer."

12:30a #015 (aka #123) - "A Matter of Record": In "A Matter of Record" (originally telecast Jan. 7, 1956), Ralph surprises Alice with tickets to a hit Broadway mystery, but with her mother coming "all the way from Bensonhurst" for a visit, she won't go. " Where's Bensonhurst, in New Zealand or something?" Ralph snaps back, upset that Alice is forsaking him for a visit from his nemesis. "She won't be in this apartment three minutes before she starts an argument," Ralph says. With that, Alice's mother arrives and Ralph proceeds to set an alarm clock for three minutes. Sure enough, she quickly insults Ralph about his weight, chides Alice for not marrying "a good provider" and, as the final straw, spills the beans about the ending of the play. Just as the alarm clock rings, Ralph erupts ("You are a blabbermouth!") and throws his mother-in-law out. But Alice leaves with her, prompting Ralph to take Norton's suggestion and record an apology to Alice in hopes of winning her forgiveness.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. Aug. 28, 2023 12a #039 (aka #147) - "Alice & The Blonde": Audrey Meadows said that she "loved" the episode titled "Alice and the Blonde" (originally telecast June 2, 1956), and it's easy to see why. For once, it's Alice who's fuming. It's all because of what happens at the home of one of Ralph's co-workers. Trying to ingratiate himself with Bert Weedemeyer (who Ralph thinks may become the bus company's new general manager), Ralph---with Norton by his side, naturally-heaps compliments on the man's wife, a ditsy platinum blonde who calls her husband "Twinkles." Ralph's fawning and flattery isn't amusing Alice, who'll have her revenge. Rita Weedemeyer: Freda Rosen. Bert: Frank Behrens.

Mon. Sept. 4, 2023 12a #036 (aka #144) - "The Bensonhurst Bomber": An argument in the pool hall and a joke about a man's name figure in "The Bensonhurst Bomber," which originally aired Sept. 8, 1956. Of all the guest characters on The Honeymooners, few names are more recognizable to fans than "Harvey," or, as Ralph pronounces it, "Har-vee!" In fact, it's that exaggerated pronunciation that gets Ralph in hot water when the towering bully Harvey challenges Ralph to a fight at Kelsey's Gym. As the showdown approaches, a nervous Ralph believes a wiser plan might be to leave town, but Norton insists he has to fight Harvey, especially since they're closing the pool hall in Ralph's honor. "If I fight that Harvey," Ralph replies, "they'll be closing it in my memory."

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. Aug. 29, 2023 1:30a #62 (aka #96) – “Cupid (Part One)”: When Ralph meets an old classmate who is still single, he begins to call single women in the neighborhood to get him a date. Alice and Trixie think Ralph is making the dates for himself.

Wed. Aug. 30, 2023 1:30a #63 – “Cupid (Part Two)”: Matters get more complicated when Norton lies to Alice so she won't find out that Ralph has been playing matchmaker.

Thu. Aug. 31, 2023 1:30a #104 (aka #97) – “Little Man Who Wasn’t There (Part One)”: Ralph is sent to the company psychiatrist when he loses his temper once too often on the job. He is advised to give up his friendship with Norton, Norton mistakes his farewell note for a suicide note, and shadows Ralph to keep him out of trouble.

Fri. Sept. 1, 2023 1:30a #105 – “Little Man Who Wasn’t There (Part Two)”: Ralph, seeing Norton everywhere he looks, thinks he's losing his mind ...until the truth comes out and the psychiatrist decides that Norton and Kramden belong together.

Sat. Sept. 2, 2023 1:30a #97 (aka #98) – “Hero (Part One)”: Tommy, a fatherless boy, begins to idolize Ralph, inspiring Ralph to tell the boy exaggerated tales of his own boyhood.

Tue. Sept. 5, 2023 1:30a #98 – “Hero (Part Two)”: Tommy asks Ralph to attend a Boy Scout competition with him, thinking Ralph will win all of the events because of Ralph's exaggerations.

Wed. Sept. 6, 2023 1:30a #45 (aka #99) - *“The Great Jewel Robbery”: Ralph collects money at the bus company to buy a wedding present for the boss' daughter, but Alice thinks the gift is for her.

Thu. Sept. 7, 2023 1:30a #79 (aka #100) - *“Peacemaker”: Ralph acts as peacemaker when Norton and Trixie's fighting keeps him awake all night.

Fri. Sept. 8, 2023 1:30a #55 (aka #101) - *“The Adoption”: Ralph and Alice decide to adopt a baby, but first they have to pass inspection at the adoption agency.

Sat. Sept. 9, 2023 1:30a #46 (aka #102) - *“Stars Over Flatbush”: Norton convinces Ralph that astrology will help him predict how to get a raise, and Ralph lets the stars rule his life.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every day from 1p-230p or so.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

08-24-2023, 12:00 PM

Bump! When I posted the last time, the message went through but the thread didn’t rise to the top of the pack.

Frank Gannucci

09-07-2023, 12:54 PM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...78#post6178878

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. Sept. 10, 2023 12a #016 (aka #124) - "Oh My Aching Back": After telling Alice he was too tired to leave the apartment, Ralph---on the eve of his company physical---goes bowling, throws his back out and comes home hunched over, and looking, Norton says, like "the leaning tower of pizza."

12:30a #017 (aka #125) - "The Baby-sitter": Ralph signals his displeasure when he learns that Alice had a telephone installed in the apartment. Then later, when he calms down, he overhears a telephone conversation and thinks that she is having an affair.

Sun. Sept. 17, 2023 12a #018 (aka #126) - "The $99,000 Answer": Ralph Kramden's get-rich-quick schemes were a Honeymooners staple, but the pipe dream in "The $99,000 Answer"---which originally aired Jan. 28, 1956---may be the funniest. Convinced that he'll triumph on a quiz show, popular-music expert Ralph (Jackie Gleason) intensely prepares at home, aided by piano-playing pal Norton (Art Carney), who warms up for each song with a few bars of a familiar Stephen Foster melody. Of course, the second he's on live TV, Ralph's bravado vanishes. Going into the classic Kramden meltdown---the eyes bugging, the lips quivering, the tongue stuttering "hummina-hummina"---he's asked, for his first question, to identify the composer of "Swanee River." DON'T MISS - - Norton's introduction to every song on the piano.

12:30a #019 (aka #127) - "Ralph Kramden Inc.": Ralph needs a loan from Norton, so he sells him a share of his future earnings as a corporation---Ralph Kramden, Inc. It's another con job by Ralph, of course, until he learns that an old woman with a $40 million estate died and left him in her will. That's enough for Norton, as an officer in the corporation, to remind Ralph about one "small detail"---that they need to bring a suitcase to the reading of the will to carry home the $40 million.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. Sept. 11, 2023 12a #032 (aka #140) - "Dial J For Janitor": Ralph can't seem to pipe down about the failures of his building's janitor. Then he finds out that the position pays $150 a month with free rent---and decides to take the job himself. Now the most gripes are coming from Norton, who says he hasn't had water in his apartment for so long that he's beginning to "see mirages." Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten. Mrs. Manicotti: Zamah Cunningham.

Mon. Sept. 18, 2023 12a #034 (aka #142) - "A Man's Pride": Ralph is too proud to tell a seemingly successful old friend that he drives a bus, so he says he "runs things" at the company in the last Honeymooners episode of the "classic 39," which originally ran from 1955 to '56. CLASSIC KRAMDEN- Ralph's reaction to the dinner check.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. Sept. 12, 2023 1:30a #59 (aka #103) - *“One Big Happy Family”: In an effort to save money, Ralph and Ed decide to share an apartment. But life is not so sweet with Ralph and Alice and Ed and Trixie all under the same roof.

Wed. Sept. 13, 2023 1:30a #106 (aka #103) – “A Weighty Problem (Part One)”: Ralph has to take a physical for the bus company and is informed that he has to diet or he would fail the physical and lose his job.

Thu. Sept. 14, 2023 1:30a #107 – “A Weighty Problem (Part Two)”: Ralph is going crazy on his diet but manages to lose enough weight so he can pass the physical and still be a bus driver.

Fri. Sept. 15, 2023 1:30a #70 (aka #105) - *“Boys and Girls Together”: Alice and Trixie feel that Ralph and Norton do everything together and decide to join them. Ralph and Norton scheme to discourage their wives.

Sat. Sept. 16, 2023 1:30a #95 (aka #75) - *“Move Uptown”: Ralph and Alice plan to move but must sublet their old apartment first. When they can't find a new tenant, Ralph tries to break the lease.

Tue. Sept. 19, 2023 1:30a (aka #106) - *“The Principle of the Thing”: To please Alice, Ralph decides to use rent money to fix up their apartment. GUEST STAR -Classic TV Tightwad - Jack Benny

Wed. Sept. 20, 2023 1:30a #100 (aka #106) – “Songs and Witty Sayings (Part One)”: Ralph and Norton team up for a contest hoping to win first prize. Against their husband's wishes, Alice and Trixie also enter the contest.

Thu. Sept. 21, 2023 1:30a #101 – “Songs and Witty Sayings (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton wake up the neighborhood practicing for the contest.

Fri. Sept. 22, 2023 1:30a #48 (aka #156) - *“Finders Keepers”: Ralph and Norton want to buy a candy store. To raise the money, they participate in a contest to find $1,000 hidden somewhere in New York City.

Sat. Sept. 23, 2023 1:30a #75 (aka #157) - *“Catch a Star”: At a Raccoon Lodge meeting, Ralph lies that he knows Jackie Gleason and can get him to appear at the Raccoon's annual dance. Desperately, Ralph and Norton go to the hotel where Gleason is staying and try to convince "The Great One" to appear. FUN FACT - Jackie Gleason, Art Carney, Audrey Meadows and Joyce Randolph play dual roles in this episode.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every day from 1p-430p or so.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

09-12-2023, 02:17 PM

There is a slight change for the Honeymooners on Pluto TV. I found out that the Honeymooners Classic 39 episodes are shown as well.

The Honeymooners are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every day from 1p-430p or so.

TVFactFan

09-12-2023, 07:27 PM

Frank Gannucci

09-21-2023, 01:29 PM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. Sept. 24, 2023 12a #020 (aka #128) - "Young At Heart": Ralph wants to prove to Alice that he's still young at heart by learning dances like the Big Apple and the Suzie Q., which prompts Norton to ask: "How can anyone so round be so square?" But he's still determined, so the Kramdens and the Nortons decide to make a night of it by going roller-skating. Ralph on wheels at the rink makes for one of the series' classic scenes. Another has Norton teaching Ralph how to do the Hucklebuck.

12:30a #021 (aka #129) - "A Dog's Life": Ralph gets another one of his half-baked ideas after he samples a tasty dish he found in his ice box in "A Dog's Life," which was originally telecast Feb. 18, 1956. Convinced that the unusual cracker-spread will satisfy the public's appetite for a snack that's new and different, Ralph asks his boss, Mr. Marshall, to taste the dish in the hope that he'll bankroll production. Ralph's even cooked up a name for the culinary delight: "KramMar's Delicious Mystery Appetizer." Marshall tries it and likes it, and asks Ralph if the recipe is exclusively his wife's or if Alice's mother helped out. "Anything she'd cook I wouldn't give to a dog," Ralph replies. But Marshall wants some other opinions, so he calls in his assistants for another taste test. After two of the assistants reveal the food to be dog food, Ralph is convinced that Alice got a dog and tries to put it back in the pound...only to fall in love with it and take possession of the other dogs who were over their respective limits and were going to be killed.

Sun. Oct. 1, 2023 12a #022 (aka #130) - "Here Comes The Bride": On the eve of his lodge brother Stanley's marriage to Alice's sister, Ralph---the self-proclaimed "king of [his] castle"---gives his future brother-in-law marital advice. Furious that Stanley has agreed to live with Alice's parents, Ralph instructs him to put his foot down. "I don't want to argue," he tells Ralph, prompting Norton to reply: "If you don't want to argue, what are you getting married for?"

12:30a #023 (aka #131) - "Mama Loves Mambo": A dance teacher moves into the building and has all the husbands kicking up a fuss. Ralph and Norton had the idea that Carlos Sanchez was an old man who might like to relax with a game of checkers. He's not---bachelor Carlos is suave and handsome, and worse, is giving their wives mambo lessons in the Kramdens' apartment. Sanchez: Charles Korvin.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. Sept. 25, 2023 12a #001 (aka #109) - "TV or Not TV": Ralph and Norton go partners on a new TV, but Ralph rigs a coin toss so the set stays in the Kramden apartment. It's not long before Ralph becomes a total zombie to the new medium, and all Norton wants to do is don his space helmet and watch "Captain Video."

Mon. Oct. 2, 2023 12a #002 (aka #110) - "Funny Money": Ralph finds a suitcase filled with money, enough, Norton says, to "keep him in pizza for the rest of his life." There's one slight problem: the money is counterfeit, and the gangsters who printed it want it back. Alice's Mother: Ethel Owen. Boss: Boris Aplon. Ziggy: Frank Marth.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. Sept. 26, 2023 1:30a #80 (aka #158) - *“My Fair Landlord”: Ralph buys a two-family house and the Nortons become Ralph's tenants. After moving in, Norton tries to break his lease.

Wed. Sept. 27, 2023 1:30a #??? (aka #157) - "Away We Go” (Part 1): The Kramdens and Nortons sail to Europe. Ralph and Ed set themselves adrift on a life boat.

Thu. Sept. 28, 2023 1:30a #??? “Away We Go” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed are worried that they won’t be rescued so they pass the time by doing various things like singing about the fact that they would rather die together. They are rescued some time later. Upon arriving in Paris, Ralph poses for a publicity photo and falls off the deck.

Fri. Sept. 29, 2023 1:30a #??? (aka #158)- "Plastered In Paris” (Part 1): Ralph & Ed get a great exchange rate -- on counterfeit money and give some of it to the wives.

Sat. Sept. 30, 2023 1:30a #??? - “Plastered In Paris” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed get arrested for spending counterfeit money. While in jail, they try to get out only for the girls to get arrested too. They get bailed out only for Ralph & Ed to get jailed again when they try to hand in the culprits to the cops because the cops thought that the real culprits were Ralph & Ed.

Tue. Oct. 3, 2023 1:30a #??? (Aka #159) - “Behind The Iron Curtain” (Part 1): Ralph and Ed wander onto a Russian firing range while visiting Germany and are mistaken for spies.

Wed. Oct. 4, 2023 1:30a #??? - “Behind The Iron Curtain” (Part 2): While trying to get out of custody by disguising themselves as Russians, Ralph & Ed are mistaken for real Russians and due to Ed’s stupidity, they have to go to a party. Once they have been found out, they escape and answer to their wives.

Thu. Oct. 5, 2023 1:30a #??? (Aka #160) “When In Rome” (Part 1): The Kramdens & Norton’s arrive in Rome. While there, a little boy becomes smitten with Alice and becomes Alices guide. Ralph finds out about a guide (who he thinks is a full-grown man) and becomes jealous.

Fri. Oct. 6, 2023 1:30a #??? - “When In Rome” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed try to catch Alice in the act at an Italian fiesta thinking that the tour guide and Alice are going to be there but get disappointed when Alice shows up but not with the guide. At the end, they find out the truth.

Sat. Oct. 7, 2023 1:30a #??? - (aka #161) - "The Curse of the Kramdens" (Part 1): The Kramdens & Nortons arrive in Ireland. While there, they hear about the Ghost of Sheamus O’ Toole ruling over the Irish town that they are in. They learn that a Kramden (because of fact that the ghost’s connections to Ralph’s family) has to stay in the ancestral Kramden castle for one night in order for the curse to be broken.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every day from 2p-4:30p or so

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

10-05-2023, 01:47 PM

Frank Gannucci

10-19-2023, 11:06 AM

TVFactFan

10-19-2023, 10:25 PM

The show looks weird being on Saturday afternoon on Pluto. Its a saturday night type of show

Frank Gannucci

11-02-2023, 06:51 AM

Frank Gannucci

11-16-2023, 07:52 AM

Frank Gannucci

11-16-2023, 07:52 AM

Frank Gannucci

11-30-2023, 11:58 AM

Frank Gannucci

12-01-2023, 08:43 AM

Bump

Frank Gannucci

12-14-2023, 01:06 PM

Frank Gannucci

12-14-2023, 01:06 PM

Frank Gannucci

12-28-2023, 03:10 PM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...te=1&p=6199490

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Mon. Jan. 1, 2024 12a #002 (aka #110) - "Funny Money": Ralph finds a suitcase filled with money, enough, Norton says, to "keep him in pizza for the rest of his life." There's one slight problem: the money is counterfeit, and the gangsters who printed it want it back. Alice's Mother: Ethel Owen. Boss: Boris Aplon. Ziggy: Frank Marth.

12:30a #004 (aka #111) - "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Tired of Ralph's complaints about household chores not being done, Alice convinces him to hire a maid. But the new domestic is rapidly getting fed up taking orders from Norton and Ralph, or as she calls them, "the simp and the blimp." Thelma: Betty Garde. Wilson: Frank Marth.

1a #008 (aka #116) - "Pal O' Mine": A great friendship is strained after a ring t hat Norton had planned to give a co-worker winds up stuck on Ralph's finger. The episode concludes with a classic hospital scene that contains a memorable one-word ad-lib by Norton, who's saying good-bye to a doctor. Teddy Oberman: Ned Glass. Doctor: John Seymour. Nurse: Abbie Lewis.

1:30a #010 (aka #118) - "Hello Mom": Ralph and Alice Kramden (Jackie Gleason, Audrey Meadows) squabble over the impending arrival of Ralph's mother-in-law in this classic, and ultimately touching, episode. The king is told that his castle is soon to be invaded by Alice's mom. Ralph painfully remembers how his mother-in-law said at his wedding, "I'm not losing a daughter, I'm gaining a ton," and refuses to let her visit. But when Alice stands up to him and insists her mother's coming, Ralph decides to move in with the Nortons until the visit's over. Humor and poignancy meet in a conclusion that once again shows Alice, who sees beyond Ralph's insecurities, to be the bigger person.

2a #011 (aka #119) - "The Deciding Vote": Ralph's in a tight two-man election for the position of Raccoon convention manager and the deciding vote belongs to Norton. The episode contains a classic sight gag involving Ralph trying to clean a vacuum cleaner after it has failed "the oatmeal test."

2:30a #012 (aka #120) - "Something Fishy": "I catch the fish," Ralph tells Alice, "you cook the fish. The only time we're together is when we eat the fish." Alice, however, has other ideas about Ralph and his lodge brothers worming their way out of taking the wives on the annual fishing trip. Ralph and Norton are desperate, so they angle for a way to leave Alice and Trixie behind.

3a #017 (aka #125) - "The Baby-sitter": Ralph signals his displeasure when he learns that Alice had a telephone installed in the apartment. Then later, when he calms down, he overhears a telephone conversation and thinks that she is having an affair.

3:30a #009 (aka #117) - "Brother Ralph": A layoff at the bus company prompts Ralph and Alice to add up their total savings from all of their accounts ($12.83). That's reason enough for Alice to get a job, leaving Ralph to take care of the cooking and cleaning. But Ralph becomes really steamed after he discovers that her boss looks like a matinee idol---and that Alice told him that Ralph is her brother.

4a #009 (aka #117) - "Brother Ralph": A layoff at the bus company prompts Ralph and Alice to add up their total savings from all of their accounts ($12.83). That's reason enough for Alice to get a job, leaving Ralph to take care of the cooking and cleaning. But Ralph becomes really steamed after he discovers that her boss looks like a matinee idol---and that Alice told him that Ralph is her brother.

4:30a #030 (aka #138) - "The Loudspeaker": Ralph thinks he'll be named Raccoon of the Year,20so he begins writing his acceptance speech (if he could only get rid of his hiccups). It's a very distinctive honor, he reminds the skeptical Alice, because it entitles the two of them to "free burial privileges in the Raccoons' national cemetery in Bismarck, North Dakota."

5a & 5:30a #??? (Aka #???) - Unnamed episodes: Ralph Kramden is a perpetually flustered but eternally optimistic New York City bus driver living with his wife, Alice, in a small Brooklyn apartment. Ralph's best friend is sanitation worker Ed Norton, who lives in the same building with wife Trixie.

8a #006 (aka #114) - "The Sleepwalker": Norton's sleepwalking becomes a waking nightmare for Ralph, who can't get any sleep because he's been asked to keep his pal from wandering off on late-night strolls around the neighborhood. Doctor: George Petrie.

8:30a (also Jan. 1, 2024 at 12a on MeTV & MeTV HD): #015 (aka #123) - "A Matter of Record": In "A Matter of Record" (originally telecast Jan. 7, 1956), Ralph surprises Alice with tickets to a hit Broadway mystery, but with her mother coming "all the way from Bensonhurst" for a visit, she won't go. " Where's Bensonhurst, in New Zealand or something?" Ralph snaps back, upset that Alice is forsaking him for a visit from his nemesis. "She won't be in this apartment three minutes before she starts an argument," Ralph says. With that, Alice's mother arrives and Ralph proceeds to set an alarm clock for three minutes. Sure enough, she quickly insults Ralph about his weight, chides Alice for not marrying "a good provider" and, as the final straw, spills the beans about the ending of the play. Just as the alarm clock rings, Ralph erupts ("You are a blabbermouth!") and throws his mother-in-law out. But Alice leaves with her, prompting Ralph to take Norton's suggestion and record an apology to Alice in hopes of winning her forgiveness.

9a #019 (aka #127) - "Ralph Kramden Inc.": Ralph needs a loan from Norton, so he sells him a share of his future earnings as a corporation---Ralph Kramden, Inc. It's another con job by Ralph, of course, until he learns that an old woman with a $40 million estate died and left him in her will. That's enough for Norton, as an officer in the corporation, to remind Ralph about one "small detail"---that they need to bring a suitcase to the reading of the will to carry home the $40 million.

9:30a #021 (aka #129) - "A Dog's Life": Ralph gets another one of his half-baked ideas after he samples a tasty dish he found in his ice box in "A Dog's Life," which was originally telecast Feb. 18, 1956. Convinced that the unusual cracker-spread will satisfy the public's appetite for a snack that's new and different, Ralph asks his boss, Mr. Marshall, to taste the dish in the hope that he'll bankroll production. Ralph's even cooked up a name for the culinary delight: "KramMar's Delicious Mystery Appetizer." Marshall tries it and likes it, and asks Ralph if the recipe is exclusively his wife's or if Alice's mother helped out. "Anything she'd cook I wouldn't give to a dog," Ralph replies. But Marshall wants some other opinions, so he calls in his assistants for another taste test. After two of the assistants reveal the food to be dog food, Ralph is convinced that Alice got a dog and tries to put it back in the pound...only to fall in love with it and take possession of the other dogs who were over their respective limits and were going to be killed.

10a (also Sun. Jan. 7, 2024 at 12a on WPIX & WPIX HD): #022 (aka #130) - "Here Comes The Bride": On the eve of his lodge brother Stanley's marriage to Alice's sister, Ralph---the self-proclaimed "king of [his] castle"---gives his future brother-in-law marital advice. Furious that Stanley has agreed to live with Alice's parents, Ralph instructs him to put his foot down. "I don't want to argue," he tells Ralph, prompting Norton to reply: "If you don't want to argue, what are you getting married for?"

10:30a #022 (aka #130) - "Here Comes The Bride": On the eve of his lodge brother Stanley's marriage to Alice's sister, Ralph---the self-proclaimed "king of [his] castle"---gives his future brother-in-law marital advice. Furious that Stanley has agreed to live with Alice's parents, Ralph instructs him to put his foot down. "I don't want to argue," he tells Ralph, prompting Norton to reply: "If you don't want to argue, what are you getting married for?"

11a #028 (aka #136) - "The Worry Wart": Ralph's nerves are taxed when he gets a letter requesting his presence at the IRS office. Alice tries to calm him by reminding him that many people have their returns reviewed. "You're darn right," Norton agrees. "The jails are full of them." Norton, in fact, is helping Ralph review the business deductions he made on his returns and then lends his buddy moral support by accompanying him to the IRS office.

11:30a #029 (aka #137) - "Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"): While leaving the pool hall, Ralph witnesses a bank robbery and takes a bullet through his hat. That's reason enough for him to believe that the thugs will come gunning for him, so Norton tells his on-edge pal to just relax and watch some TV. "What's playing tonight?" Ralph asks. Norton's reply: "Dead Men Tell No Tales." Bibbo: Frank Marth. Danny: George Petrie.

12p #031 (aka #139) - "On Stage": "Polo ponies." "On Stage" (originally telecast April 28, 1956) actually began, says co-writer Leonard Stern, "with that one word...and we built a whole sketch around it." And it's that single word---pronounced by Norton (Art Carney) to rhyme with monopolies---that has almost single-handedly made this a favorite among Honeymooners fans. The episode begins with Ralph getting a juicy part in a play being mounted by the Raccoon Lodge's Women's Auxiliary. Suddenly Ralph is strutting around like the Barrymore of Bensonhurst and entertaining dreams that a Hollywood producer in the audience will offer him a contract. But before the actual performance, there's a rehearsal with Norton---and that word---to contend with.

12:30p #032 (aka #140) - "Dial J For Janitor": Ralph can't seem to pipe down about the failures of his building's janitor. Then he finds out that the position pays $150 a month with free rent---and decides to take the job himself. Now the most gripes are coming from Norton, who says he hasn't had water in his apartment for so long that he's beginning to "see mirages." Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten. Mrs. Manicotti: Zamah Cunningham.

1p #033 (aka #141) - "Opportunity Knocks, But": When Mr. Marshall asks him for a lesson in shooting pool, Ralph believes that his social visit to his boss's Park Avenue home is the cue for his finally advancing in the company. But it's Norton who racks up points in "Opportunity Knocks But," which originally aired May 5, 1956. The pool lesson just gets under way when Norton---not Ralph---starts offering suggestions about making improvements at the company. Impressed, Marshall offers him a job as "Bus Driver Supervisor." Marshall says he likes a man who can think on his feet, but as an enraged Ralph later tells Alice: "Norton works in the sewer. He has to think on his feet; if he sat down he'd drown." But Norton, who's thinking of accepting the offer, tells his buddy not to worry. "As long as I am an executive at that bus company," he tells Ralph, "you are sure of being a bus driver as long as you live."

1:30p #034 (aka #142) - "A Man's Pride": Ralph is too proud to tell a seemingly successful old friend that he drives a bus, so he says he "runs things" at the company in the last Honeymooners episode of the "classic 39," which originally ran from 1955 to '56. CLASSIC KRAMDEN- Ralph's reaction to the dinner check.

2p #037 (aka #145) - "The Safety Award": Ralph is honored with an award for being "the safest bus driver in the city" and plans to take Alice and the Nortons to the ceremony at City Hall. But his big day is plagued with problems, culminating with Ralph having an accident in his friend's car. Ever the optimist, Norton offers a distressed Ralph some sewer-worker words of wisdom: "When the tides of life turn against you, and the current upsets your boat, don't waste those tears on what might have been, just lay on your back and float." Mr. Martin: Frank Marth.

2:30p #038 (aka #146) - "Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Mind Your Own Business"): Norton gets fired from his job in the sewer after taking Ralph's advice about demanding a promotion. Finding something new won't be easy, Norton says, because, after all, a sewer worker is like a brain surgeon---"we're both s pecialists." Still, after a couple of weeks, he finds work selling irons door-to-door. And when he tells his pal that he made $40 his first day on the job, Ralph suddenly contemplates leaving the bus company to become a salesman with Norton's company.

3p #039 (aka #147) - "Alice & The Blonde": Audrey Meadows said that she "loved" the episode titled "Alice and the Blonde" (originally telecast June 2, 1956), and it's easy to see why. For once, it's Alice who's fuming. It's all because of what happens at the home of one of Ralph's co-workers. Trying to ingratiate himself with Bert Weedemeyer (who Ralph thinks may become the bus company's new general manager), Ralph---with Norton by his side, naturally-heaps compliments on the man's wife, a ditsy platinum blonde who calls her husband "Twinkles." Ralph's fawning and flattery isn't amusing Alice, who'll have her revenge. Rita Weedemeyer: Freda Rosen. Bert: Frank Behrens.

3:30p #015 (aka #123) - "A Matter of Record": In "A Matter of Record" (originally telecast Jan. 7, 1956), Ralph surprises Alice with tickets to a hit Broadway mystery, but with her mother coming "all the way from Bensonhurst" for a visit, she won't go. " Where's Bensonhurst, in New Zealand or something?" Ralph snaps back, upset that Alice is forsaking him for a visit from his nemesis. "She won't be in this apartment three minutes before she starts an argument," Ralph says. With that, Alice's mother arrives and Ralph proceeds to set an alarm clock for three minutes. Sure enough, she quickly insults Ralph about his weight, chides Alice for not marrying "a good provider" and, as the final straw, spills the beans about the ending of the play. Just as the alarm clock rings, Ralph erupts ("You are a blabbermouth!") and throws his mother-in-law out. But Alice leaves with her, prompting Ralph to take Norton's suggestion and record an apology to Alice in hopes of winning her forgiveness.

4p #007 (aka #115) - "Better Living Through TV": In a classic episode, Ralph and Norton go on live TV in an attempt to sell the Handy Housewife Helper. The inspired (and ad-lib laden) "Better Living Through TV" (originally telecast Nov. 12, 1955) finds Ralph talking Norton into buying TV time so the two of them can go on the air and sell 2000 of the kitchen gadgets. The idea is for "Chef of the Future" Ralph to demonstrate to "Chef of the Past" Norton the many things the gizmo can do, such as open cans, remove corns and, of course, "core a apple." In the rehearsal, Ralph is the picture of calm, but as they prepare to go on the air, panic sets in and he warns a worrisome Ed: "Stop talking like that, nervous, you're going to get yourself all Norton." CLASSIC QUOTE - "Can it core an Apple?”

4:30p #014 (aka #122) - "The Man From Space": Intending to take home first prize at the Raccoon Lodge's costume ball, Ralph---unable to wangle a loan from Norton---puts together his own costume and dubs himself "The Man From Space" in a memorable episode that was originally telecast Dec. 31, 1955. Angry with Norton (who's going as the Frenchman who "built the sewers of Paris") and obsessed with winning, Ralph appropriates an assortment of household items---including a faucet, a pot, a radio tube and the icebox door---to create a costume that will, he says, make Norton's rented outfit look like "a piece of French cheesecloth." The episode contains a classic example of Jackie Gleason's gift for ad-libbing when, unexpectedly; a piece of Ralph's costume falls off. "Let me have that," he improvises to Alice. "That's my denaturizer."

Sun. Jan. 7, 2024 12:30a #026 (aka #134) - "Young Man With A Horn": The discovery of his old cornet and an unexpected visit by a self-made millionaire prompt Ralph to wonder why he hasn't achieved more success and hit the "high note" in his life. As a result, he decides to make a list of his good points and do something to correct his bad ones.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. Jan. 8, 2024 12a #016 (aka #124) - "Oh My Aching Back": After telling Alice he was too tired to leave the apartment, Ralph---on the eve of his company physical---goes bowling, throws his back out and comes home hunched over, and looking, Norton says, like "the leaning tower of pizza."

Sat. Dec. 30, 2023 1a #42 (aka #88) - *“Battle of the Sexes”: When Ralph and Ed decide to show their wives who's boss, Alice and Trixie fight back, leaving the guys to survive on their own.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. Jan. 2, 2024 1a #56 (aka #86) – “The People's Choice (Part One)”: When Ralph heroically captures a murderer on his bus, he is asked to run for public office.

Wed. Jan. 3, 2024 1a #57 – “The People's Choice (Part Two)”: Alice thinks the men who asked Ralph to run for public office are crooks who intend to use Ralph as a stooge, but Ralph doesn't believe her.

Thu. Jan. 4 2024 1a #74 (aka #90) - *“Brother-in-Law”: When Ralph's brother in law wants to borrow money to buy a hotel, Ralph says no; instead he schemes to buy the hotel himself.

Fri. Jan. 5, 2024 1a #43 (aka #89) - *“Teamwork Beats the Clock”: Ralph and Alice "Beat the Clock," but when they're asked to return, Alice can't make it and Norton takes over.

Sat. Jan. 6, 2024 1a #50 (aka #155) - *“Love Letter” ('56 version): Ralph fears Norton and Alice are having an affair after finding a love letter from Norton he thinks is intended for Alice.

Tue. Jan. 9, 2024 1a #92 (aka #91) - *“Songwriters”: To Alice's dismay, Ralph buys a piano thinking he and Norton can write a hit song and become rich.

Wed. Jan. 10, 2024 1a #44 (aka #93) - *“Kramden Vs. Norton”: Ralph takes Ed to the movies for his birthday. Norton wins a television set with the ticket Ralph bought, and the two friends fight over who really owns the TV set.

Thu. Jan. 11, 2024 1a #93 (aka #94) – “A Promotion (Part One)”: On his first day as assistant cashier of the Bus Company, Ralph accidentally locks the safe and must keep the money at home overnight.

Fri. Jan. 12, 2024 1a #94 – “A Promotion (Part Two)”: So Alice won't find out about Ralph's blunder, he and Norton hide the money in a brown bag and put it in the icebox. Everything is fine until Alice decides to defrost the refrigerator.

Sat. Jan. 13, 2024 1a #45 (aka #99) - *“The Great Jewel Robbery”: Ralph collects money at the bus company to buy a wedding present for the boss' daughter, but Alice thinks the gift is for her.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.
Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

01-11-2024, 11:57 AM

Sorry for not clarifying this earlier but the 1a showings are on Catchy Comedy Channel. I made the corrections above.

Frank Gannucci

01-11-2024, 12:13 PM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?p=6233534#post6233534

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. Jan. 14, 2024 12a #008 (aka #116) - "Pal O' Mine": A great friendship is strained after a ring t hat Norton had planned to give a co-worker winds up stuck on Ralph's finger. The episode concludes with a classic hospital scene that contains a memorable one-word ad-lib by Norton, who's saying good-bye to a doctor. Teddy Oberman: Ned Glass. Doctor: John Seymour. Nurse: Abbie Lewis.

12:30a #024 (aka #132) - "Please Leave The Premises": Ralph refuses to pay a rent increase of $5 a month and, to avoid eviction, barricades himself, Alice and Norton in the apartment. Its war, says Ralph, and he's the general of their army. But after a few days without heat, and the food supply reduced to only celery, General Kramden hatches a plan to get fresh grub from the neighborhood delicatessen. Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten.

Sun. Jan. 21, 2024 12a #001 (aka #109) - "TV or Not TV": Ralph and Norton go partners on a new TV, but Ralph rigs a coin toss so the set stays in the Kramden apartment. It's not long before Ralph becomes a total zombie to the new medium, and all Norton wants to do is don his space helmet and watch "Captain Video."

12:30a #035 (aka #143) - "Unconventional Behavior": Ralph and Norton become joined at the wrists when Norton tries out his "trick handcuffs" in "Unconventional Behavior," which originally aired May 12, 1956. Aboard a train en route to the lodge's convention in Minneapolis, the guys look forward to "five days of hilarity" and try out some of the novelty items that Norton's brought along. But when Norton's handcuffs won't unlock (there is no key), he and Ralph become closer than they'd like. This scenario yields some memorable physical humor, including Norton trying to take his coat off and the guys trying to figure out some way to sleep in upper and lower berths. It also provides one of the series' all-time lines. "Mind if I smoke?" Norton asks a frustrated Ralph. "I don't care if you burn," Ralph fires back.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. Jan. 15, 2024 12a #017 (aka #125) - "The Baby-sitter": Ralph signals his displeasure when he learns that Alice had a telephone installed in the apartment. Then later, when he calms down, he overhears a telephone conversation and thinks that she is having an affair.

Mon. Jan. 22, 2024 12a #018 (aka #126) - "The $99,000 Answer": Ralph Kramden's get-rich-quick schemes were a Honeymooners staple, but the pipe dream in "The $99,000 Answer"---which originally aired Jan. 28, 1956---may be the funniest. Convinced that he'll triumph on a quiz show, popular-music expert Ralph (Jackie Gleason) intensely prepares at home, aided by piano-playing pal Norton (Art Carney), who warms up for each song with a few bars of a familiar Stephen Foster melody. Of course, the second he's on live TV, Ralph's bravado vanishes. Going into the classic Kramden meltdown---the eyes bugging, the lips quivering, the tongue stuttering "hummina-hummina"---he's asked, for his first question, to identify the composer of "Swanee River." DON'T MISS - - Norton's introduction to every song on the piano.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. Jan. 16, 2024 1a#88 – “The Hypnotist (Part Two)”: Alice finds out about Ralph's plans to hypnotize her and decides to teach Ralph a lesson.

Wed. Jan. 17, 2024 1a #62 (aka #96) – “Cupid (Part One)”: When Ralph meets an old classmate who is still single, he begins to call single women in the neighborhood to get him a date. Alice and Trixie think Ralph is making the dates for himself.

Thu. Jan. 18, 2024 1a #63 – “Cupid (Part Two)”: Matters get more complicated when Norton lies to Alice so she won't find out that Ralph has been playing matchmaker.

Fri. Jan. 19, 2024 1a #104 (aka #96) – “Little Man Who Wasn’t There (Part One)”: Ralph is sent to the company psychiatrist when he loses his temper once too often on the job. He is advised to give up his friendship with Norton, Norton mistakes his farewell note for a suicide note, and shadows Ralph to keep him out of trouble.

Sat. Jan. 20, 2024 1a #105 – “Little Man Who Wasn’t There (Part Two)”: Ralph, seeing Norton everywhere he looks, thinks he's losing his mind ...until the truth comes out and the psychiatrist decides that Norton and Kramden belong together.

Tue. Jan. 23, 2024 1a #97 (aka #98) – “Hero (Part One)”: Tommy, a fatherless boy, begins to idolize Ralph, inspiring Ralph to tell the boy exaggerated tales of his own boyhood.

Wed. Jan. 24, 2024 1a #98 – “Hero (Part Two)”: Tommy asks Ralph to attend a Boy Scout competition with him, thinking Ralph will win all of the events because of Ralph's exaggerations.

Thu. Jan. 25, 2024 1a #45 (aka #99) - *“The Great Jewel Robbery”: Ralph collects money at the bus company to buy a wedding present for the boss' daughter, but Alice thinks the gift is for her.

Fri. Jan. 26, 2024 1a #79 (aka #100) - *“Peacemaker”: Ralph acts as peacemaker when Norton and Trixie's fighting keeps him awake all night.

Sat. Jan. 27, 2024 1a #55 (aka #101) - *“The Adoption”: Ralph and Alice decide to adopt a baby, but first they have to pass inspection at the adoption agency.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.
Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

01-25-2024, 09:00 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?p=6233534#post6233534

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. Jan. 28, 2024 #003 (aka #111) - "The Golfer": Hello, ball! That memorable salutation---delivered by Norton (Art Carney) as he shows the proper way to "address the ball"---has made "The Golfer" (first aired on Oct. 15, 1955) a favorite in the series canon. Ralph's trying to impress his boss by offering to join him in a foursome. Problem is, Ralph's never picked up a club in his life and learning to play in two days, he concedes, won't be easy---"It'd take me at least a week." That doesn't stop him from turning his kitchen into a fairway, using a pin cushion as a ball and, unforgettably, getting into the mood by donning an outlandish golfing outfit that is, to quote Norton, "dee-vine." DON'T MISS – Ed addressing the ball.

12:30a #005 (aka #113) - "A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph gets the idea in his head that he has six months to live, so he decides to sell his story to a magazine. But when he learns it's all a mistake and that he can be prosecuted for fraud, he enlists Norton to pose as a doctor ("don't touch me, I'm sterile") who can cure him of the dreaded "arterial monochromia." Publisher: George Petrie.

Sun. Feb. 4, 2024 12a #009 (aka #117) - "Brother Ralph": A layoff at the bus company prompts Ralph and Alice to add up their total savings from all of their accounts ($12.83). That's reason enough for Alice to get a job, leaving Ralph to take care of the cooking and cleaning. But Ralph becomes really steamed after he discovers that her boss looks like a matinee idol---and that Alice told him that Ralph is her brother.

12:30a #010 (aka #118) - "Hello Mom": Ralph and Alice Kramden (Jackie Gleason, Audrey Meadows) squabble over the impending arrival of Ralph's mother-in-law in this classic, and ultimately touching, episode. The king is told that his castle is soon to be invaded by Alice's mom. Ralph painfully remembers how his mother-in-law said at his wedding, "I'm not losing a daughter, I'm gaining a ton," and refuses to let her visit. But when Alice stands up to him and insists her mother's coming, Ralph decides to move in with the Nortons until the visit's over. Humor and poignancy meet in a conclusion that once again shows Alice, who sees beyond Ralph's insecurities, to be the bigger person.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. Jan. 29, 2024 12a #019 (aka #127) - "Ralph Kramden Inc.": Ralph needs a loan from Norton, so he sells him a share of his future earnings as a corporation---Ralph Kramden, Inc. It's another con job by Ralph, of course, until he learns that an old woman with a $40 million estate died and left him in her will. That's enough for Norton, as an officer in the corporation, to remind Ralph about one "small detail"---that they need to bring a suitcase to the reading of the will to carry home the $40 million.

Mon. Feb. 5, 2024 12a #020 (aka #128) - "Young At Heart": Ralph wants to prove to Alice that he's still young at heart by learning dances like the Big Apple and the Suzie Q., which prompts Norton to ask: "How can anyone so round be so square?" But he's still determined, so the Kramdens and the Nortons decide to make a night of it by going roller-skating. Ralph on wheels at the rink makes for one of the series' classic scenes. Another has Norton teaching Ralph how to do the Hucklebuck.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. Jan. 30, 2024 1a #46 (aka #102) - *“Stars Over Flatbush”: Norton convinces Ralph that astrology will help him predict how to get a raise, and Ralph lets the stars rule his life.

Wed. Jan. 31, 2024 1a #59 (aka #103) - *“One Big Happy Family”: In an effort to save money, Ralph and Ed decide to share an apartment. But life is not so sweet with Ralph and Alice and Ed and Trixie all under the same roof.

Thu. Feb. 1, 2024 1a #106 (aka #103) – “A Weighty Problem (Part One)”: Ralph has to take a physical for the bus company and is informed that he has to diet or he would fail the physical and lose his job.

Fri. Feb. 2, 2024 1a #107 – “A Weighty Problem (Part Two)”: Ralph is going crazy on his diet but manages to lose enough weight so he can pass the physical and still be a bus driver.

Sat. Feb. 3, 2024 1a #70 (aka #105) - *“Boys and Girls Together”: Alice and Trixie feel that Ralph and Norton do everything together and decide to join them. Ralph and Norton scheme to discourage their wives.

Tue. Feb. 6, 2024 1a #95 (aka #75) - *“Move Uptown”: Ralph and Alice plan to move but must sublet their old apartment first. When they can't find a new tenant, Ralph tries to break the lease.

Wed. Feb. 7, 2024 1a (aka #106) - *“The Principle of the Thing”: To please Alice, Ralph decides to use rent money to fix up their apartment. GUEST STAR -Classic TV Tightwad - Jack Benny

Thu. Feb. 8, 2024 1a #100 (aka #106) – “Songs and Witty Sayings (Part One)”: Ralph and Norton team up for a contest hoping to win first prize. Against their husband's wishes, Alice and Trixie also enter the contest.

Fri. Feb. 9, 2024 1a #101 – “Songs and Witty Sayings (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton wake up the neighborhood practicing for the contest.

Sat. Feb. 10, 2024 1a #48 (aka #156) - *“Finders Keepers”: Ralph and Norton want to buy a candy store. To raise the money, they participate in a contest to find $1,000 hidden somewhere in New York City.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.
Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

02-08-2024, 01:03 PM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?p=6233534#post6233534

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. Feb. 18, 2024 12a #014 (aka #122) - "The Man From Space": Intending to take home first prize at the Raccoon Lodge's costume ball, Ralph---unable to wangle a loan from Norton---puts together his own costume and dubs himself "The Man From Space" in a memorable episode that was originally telecast Dec. 31, 1955. Angry with Norton (who's going as the Frenchman who "built the sewers of Paris") and obsessed with winning, Ralph appropriates an assortment of household items---including a faucet, a pot, a radio tube and the icebox door---to create a costume that will, he says, make Norton's rented outfit look like "a piece of French cheesecloth." The episode contains a classic example of Jackie Gleason's gift for ad-libbing when, unexpectedly; a piece of Ralph's costume falls off. "Let me have that," he improvises to Alice. "That's my denaturizer."

12:30a #012 (aka #120) - "Something Fishy": "I catch the fish," Ralph tells Alice, "you cook the fish. The only time we're together is when we eat the fish." Alice, however, has other ideas about Ralph and his lodge brothers worming their way out of taking the wives on the annual fishing trip. Ralph and Norton are desperate, so they angle for a way to leave Alice and Trixie behind.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. Feb. 12, 2024 12a #021 (aka #129) - "A Dog's Life": Ralph gets another one of his half-baked ideas after he samples a tasty dish he found in his ice box in "A Dog's Life," which was originally telecast Feb. 18, 1956. Convinced that the unusual cracker-spread will satisfy the public's appetite for a snack that's new and different, Ralph asks his boss, Mr. Marshall, to taste the dish in the hope that he'll bankroll production. Ralph's even cooked up a name for the culinary delight: "KramMar's Delicious Mystery Appetizer." Marshall tries it and likes it, and asks Ralph if the recipe is exclusively his wife's or if Alice's mother helped out. "Anything she'd cook I wouldn't give to a dog," Ralph replies. But Marshall wants some other opinions, so he calls in his assistants for another taste test. After two of the assistants reveal the food to be dog food, Ralph is convinced that Alice got a dog and tries to put it back in the pound...only to fall in love with it and take possession of the other dogs who were over their respective limits and were going to be killed.

Mon. Feb. 19, 2024 12a #022 (aka #130) - "Here Comes The Bride": On the eve of his lodge brother Stanley's marriage to Alice's sister, Ralph---the self-proclaimed "king of [his] castle"---gives his future brother-in-law marital advice. Furious that Stanley has agreed to live with Alice's parents, Ralph instructs him to put his foot down. "I don't want to argue," he tells Ralph, prompting Norton to reply: "If you don't want to argue, what are you getting married for?"

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. Feb. 13, 2024 1a #75 (aka #157) - *“Catch a Star”: At a Raccoon Lodge meeting, Ralph lies that he knows Jackie Gleason and can get him to appear at the Raccoon's annual dance. Desperately, Ralph and Norton go to the hotel where Gleason is staying and try to convince "The Great One" to appear. FUN FACT - Jackie Gleason, Art Carney, Audrey Meadows and Joyce Randolph play dual roles in this episode.

Wed. Feb. 14, 2024 1a #80 (aka #158) - *“My Fair Landlord”: Ralph buys a two-family house and the Nortons become Ralph's tenants. After moving in, Norton tries to break his lease.

Thu. Feb. 15, 2024 1a #??? (aka #157) - "Away We Go” (Part 1): The Kramdens and Nortons sail to Europe. Ralph and Ed set themselves adrift on a life boat.

Fri. Feb. 16, 2024 1a #??? “Away We Go” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed are worried that they won’t be rescued so they pass the time by doing various things like singing about the fact that they would rather die together. They are rescued some time later. Upon arriving in Paris, Ralph poses for a publicity photo and falls off the deck.

Sat. Feb. 17, 2024 1a #??? (aka #158)- "Plastered In Paris” (Part 1): Ralph & Ed get a great exchange rate -- on counterfeit money and give some of it to the wives.

Tue. Feb. 20, 2024 1a #??? - “Plastered In Paris” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed get arrested for spending counterfeit money. While in jail, they try to get out only for the girls to get arrested too. They get bailed out only for Ralph & Ed to get jailed again when they try to hand in the culprits to the cops because the cops thought that the real culprits were Ralph & Ed.

Wed. Feb. 21, 2024 1a #??? (Aka #159) - “Behind The Iron Curtain” (Part 1): Ralph and Ed wander onto a Russian firing range while visiting Germany and are mistaken for spies.

Thu. Feb. 22, 2024 1a #??? - “Behind The Iron Curtain” (Part 2): While trying to get out of custody by disguising themselves as Russians, Ralph & Ed are mistaken for real Russians and due to Ed’s stupidity, they have to go to a party. Once they have been found out, they escape and answer to their wives.

Fri. Feb. 23, 2024 1a #??? (Aka #160) “When In Rome” (Part 1): The Kramdens & Norton’s arrive in Rome. While there, a little boy becomes smitten with Alice and becomes Alices guide. Ralph finds out about a guide (who he thinks is a full-grown man) and becomes jealous.

Sat. Feb. 24, 2024 1a #??? - “When In Rome” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed try to catch Alice in the act at an Italian fiesta thinking that the tour guide and Alice are going to be there but get disappointed when Alice shows up but not with the guide. At the end, they find out the truth.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.
Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

02-08-2024, 01:03 PM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?p=6233534#post6233534

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. Feb. 18, 2024 12a #014 (aka #122) - "The Man From Space": Intending to take home first prize at the Raccoon Lodge's costume ball, Ralph---unable to wangle a loan from Norton---puts together his own costume and dubs himself "The Man From Space" in a memorable episode that was originally telecast Dec. 31, 1955. Angry with Norton (who's going as the Frenchman who "built the sewers of Paris") and obsessed with winning, Ralph appropriates an assortment of household items---including a faucet, a pot, a radio tube and the icebox door---to create a costume that will, he says, make Norton's rented outfit look like "a piece of French cheesecloth." The episode contains a classic example of Jackie Gleason's gift for ad-libbing when, unexpectedly; a piece of Ralph's costume falls off. "Let me have that," he improvises to Alice. "That's my denaturizer."

12:30a #012 (aka #120) - "Something Fishy": "I catch the fish," Ralph tells Alice, "you cook the fish. The only time we're together is when we eat the fish." Alice, however, has other ideas about Ralph and his lodge brothers worming their way out of taking the wives on the annual fishing trip. Ralph and Norton are desperate, so they angle for a way to leave Alice and Trixie behind.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. Feb. 12, 2024 12a #021 (aka #129) - "A Dog's Life": Ralph gets another one of his half-baked ideas after he samples a tasty dish he found in his ice box in "A Dog's Life," which was originally telecast Feb. 18, 1956. Convinced that the unusual cracker-spread will satisfy the public's appetite for a snack that's new and different, Ralph asks his boss, Mr. Marshall, to taste the dish in the hope that he'll bankroll production. Ralph's even cooked up a name for the culinary delight: "KramMar's Delicious Mystery Appetizer." Marshall tries it and likes it, and asks Ralph if the recipe is exclusively his wife's or if Alice's mother helped out. "Anything she'd cook I wouldn't give to a dog," Ralph replies. But Marshall wants some other opinions, so he calls in his assistants for another taste test. After two of the assistants reveal the food to be dog food, Ralph is convinced that Alice got a dog and tries to put it back in the pound...only to fall in love with it and take possession of the other dogs who were over their respective limits and were going to be killed.

Mon. Feb. 19, 2024 12a #022 (aka #130) - "Here Comes The Bride": On the eve of his lodge brother Stanley's marriage to Alice's sister, Ralph---the self-proclaimed "king of [his] castle"---gives his future brother-in-law marital advice. Furious that Stanley has agreed to live with Alice's parents, Ralph instructs him to put his foot down. "I don't want to argue," he tells Ralph, prompting Norton to reply: "If you don't want to argue, what are you getting married for?"

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. Feb. 13, 2024 1a #75 (aka #157) - *“Catch a Star”: At a Raccoon Lodge meeting, Ralph lies that he knows Jackie Gleason and can get him to appear at the Raccoon's annual dance. Desperately, Ralph and Norton go to the hotel where Gleason is staying and try to convince "The Great One" to appear. FUN FACT - Jackie Gleason, Art Carney, Audrey Meadows and Joyce Randolph play dual roles in this episode.

Wed. Feb. 14, 2024 1a #80 (aka #158) - *“My Fair Landlord”: Ralph buys a two-family house and the Nortons become Ralph's tenants. After moving in, Norton tries to break his lease.

Thu. Feb. 15, 2024 1a #??? (aka #157) - "Away We Go” (Part 1): The Kramdens and Nortons sail to Europe. Ralph and Ed set themselves adrift on a life boat.

Fri. Feb. 16, 2024 1a #??? “Away We Go” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed are worried that they won’t be rescued so they pass the time by doing various things like singing about the fact that they would rather die together. They are rescued some time later. Upon arriving in Paris, Ralph poses for a publicity photo and falls off the deck.

Sat. Feb. 17, 2024 1a #??? (aka #158)- "Plastered In Paris” (Part 1): Ralph & Ed get a great exchange rate -- on counterfeit money and give some of it to the wives.

Tue. Feb. 20, 2024 1a #??? - “Plastered In Paris” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed get arrested for spending counterfeit money. While in jail, they try to get out only for the girls to get arrested too. They get bailed out only for Ralph & Ed to get jailed again when they try to hand in the culprits to the cops because the cops thought that the real culprits were Ralph & Ed.

Wed. Feb. 21, 2024 1a #??? (Aka #159) - “Behind The Iron Curtain” (Part 1): Ralph and Ed wander onto a Russian firing range while visiting Germany and are mistaken for spies.

Thu. Feb. 22, 2024 1a #??? - “Behind The Iron Curtain” (Part 2): While trying to get out of custody by disguising themselves as Russians, Ralph & Ed are mistaken for real Russians and due to Ed’s stupidity, they have to go to a party. Once they have been found out, they escape and answer to their wives.

Fri. Feb. 23, 2024 1a #??? (Aka #160) “When In Rome” (Part 1): The Kramdens & Norton’s arrive in Rome. While there, a little boy becomes smitten with Alice and becomes Alices guide. Ralph finds out about a guide (who he thinks is a full-grown man) and becomes jealous.

Sat. Feb. 24, 2024 1a #??? - “When In Rome” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed try to catch Alice in the act at an Italian fiesta thinking that the tour guide and Alice are going to be there but get disappointed when Alice shows up but not with the guide. At the end, they find out the truth.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.
Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

02-22-2024, 11:15 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...34#post6233534

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. Feb. 25, 2024 12a #021 (aka #129) - "A Dog's Life": Ralph gets another one of his half-baked ideas after he samples a tasty dish he found in his ice box in "A Dog's Life," which was originally telecast Feb. 18, 1956. Convinced that the unusual cracker-spread will satisfy the public's appetite for a snack that's new and different, Ralph asks his boss, Mr. Marshall, to taste the dish in the hope that he'll bankroll production. Ralph's even cooked up a name for the culinary delight: "KramMar's Delicious Mystery Appetizer." Marshall tries it and likes it, and asks Ralph if the recipe is exclusively his wife's or if Alice's mother helped out. "Anything she'd cook I wouldn't give to a dog," Ralph replies. But Marshall wants some other opinions, so he calls in his assistants for another taste test. After two of the assistants reveal the food to be dog food, Ralph is convinced that Alice got a dog and tries to put it back in the pound...only to fall in love with it and take possession of the other dogs who were over their respective limits and were going to be killed.

12:30a #014 (aka #122) - "The Man From Space": Intending to take home first prize at the Raccoon Lodge's costume ball, Ralph---unable to wangle a loan from Norton---puts together his own costume and dubs himself "The Man From Space" in a memorable episode that was originally telecast Dec. 31, 1955. Angry with Norton (who's going as the Frenchman who "built the sewers of Paris") and obsessed with winning, Ralph appropriates an assortment of household items---including a faucet, a pot, a radio tube and the icebox door---to create a costume that will, he says, make Norton's rented outfit look like "a piece of French cheesecloth." The episode contains a classic example of Jackie Gleason's gift for ad-libbing when, unexpectedly; a piece of Ralph's costume falls off. "Let me have that," he improvises to Alice. "That's my denaturizer."

Sun. March 3, 2024 12a #015 (aka #123) - "A Matter of Record": In "A Matter of Record" (originally telecast Jan. 7, 1956), Ralph surprises Alice with tickets to a hit Broadway mystery, but with her mother coming "all the way from Bensonhurst" for a visit, she won't go. " Where's Bensonhurst, in New Zealand or something?" Ralph snaps back, upset that Alice is forsaking him for a visit from his nemesis. "She won't be in this apartment three minutes before she starts an argument," Ralph says. With that, Alice's mother arrives and Ralph proceeds to set an alarm clock for three minutes. Sure enough, she quickly insults Ralph about his weight, chides Alice for not marrying "a good provider" and, as the final straw, spills the beans about the ending of the play. Just as the alarm clock rings, Ralph erupts ("You are a blabbermouth!") and throws his mother-in-law out. But Alice leaves with her, prompting Ralph to take Norton's suggestion and record an apology to Alice in hopes of winning her forgiveness.

12:30a #016 (aka #124) - "Oh My Aching Back": After telling Alice he was too tired to leave the apartment, Ralph---on the eve of his company physical---goes bowling, throws his back out and comes home hunched over, and looking, Norton says, like "the leaning tower of pizza."

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. Feb. 26, 2024 12a #023 (aka #131) - "Mama Loves Mambo": A dance teacher moves into the building and has all the husbands kicking up a fuss. Ralph and Norton had the idea that Carlos Sanchez was an old man who might like to relax with a game of checkers. He's not---bachelor Carlos is suave and handsome, and worse, is giving their wives mambo lessons in the Kramdens' apartment. Sanchez: Charles Korvin.

Mon. March 4, 2024 12a #024 (aka #132) - "Please Leave The Premises": Ralph refuses to pay a rent increase of $5 a month and, to avoid eviction, barricades himself, Alice and Norton in the apartment. Its war, says Ralph, and he's the general of their army. But after a few days without heat, and the food supply reduced to only celery, General Kramden hatches a plan to get fresh grub from the neighborhood delicatessen. Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. Feb. 27, 2024 1:30a #??? - (aka #161) - "The Curse of the Kramdens" (Part 1): The Kramdens & Nortons arrive in Ireland. While there, they hear about the Ghost of Sheamus O’ Toole ruling over the Irish town that they are in. They learn that a Kramden (because of fact that the ghost’s connections to Ralph’s family) has to stay in the ancestral Kramden castle for one night in order for the curse to be broken.

Wed. Feb. 28, 2024 1:30a #??? - “Curse of The Kramdens” (Part 2): Ralph forces Ed to come with him and spend the night in the ancestral Kramden castle, which has the ghost. They find out that the ghost is fictional because of two people scaring people who come into the castle. Ralph & Ed catch them and somehow the curse is broken.

Thu. Feb. 29, 2024 1:30a #??? (aka #162) "Mad Dogs & Englishmen" (Part 1): The Kramdens & Nortons get the news that they are to appear in a Flakey Wakey commercial on an English TV show. So they rehearse.

Fri. March 1, 2024 1:30a #??? "Mad Dogs & Englishmen" (Part 2): Ralph makes a fool of himself on the English TV show and Ed accidentally overturns a piano. The Kramdens flee London in shame but are invited back because the audience loved the commercial.

Sat. March 2, 2024 1:30a #??? (aka #163) "Framed In Spain” (Part 1): Blackmailers fake a hanky-panky photo of Ralph in Madrid so Ralph & Ed try to keep it from Alice.

Tue. March 5, 2024 1:30a #??? - “Framed In Spain” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed continue to try their best to keep the hanky-panky photo of Ralph away from Alice but at the end of the episode, Alice finds it and yells at Ralph that she doesn’t want to see him again...until cops come and reveal that they caught the blackmailers and then Alice finds out the truth.

Wed. March 6, 2024 1:30a #??? (aka #164) - "I Remember Mau Au" (Part 1): The wives want to go to the French Rivera but the boys want to go to an African safari. They get their way. The wives are miserable and get spooked.

Thu. March 7, 2024 1:30a #??? - "i Remember Mau Au" (Part 2): On the safari, Ralph kills a rabbit & Ed kills an elephant. The boys don't like the safari as much as they hoped so they plan to scare the girls so they can convince them to leave.

Fri. March 8 2024 1:30a #??? - "Ed Norton Interviews: 'Brooklyn Dodgers'/'Rock & Roll'/'Guest Host'": (For Brooklyn Dodgers"): Ed gets interviewed about the Dodgers moving to LA. (For "Rock & Roll"): "Ed gets interviewed about Rock & Roll. (For Guest Host"): Art Carney helps out the guest host Johnny Ray.

Sat. March 9, 2024 1:30a #??? (aka #1/#5/#7) - "'Bread'/'Ralph Threatens To Leave'/'Ring Salesman' ('51)": In "Bread", Ralph and Alice Kramden argue over the fact there is no bread to go with Ralph's dinner. In "Ralph Threatens to Leave", the vegetable meat loaf stirs Ralph up. Then in "Ring Salesman", Ralph is jealous of Joe the jeweler, who he believes Alice is having an affair with. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.
Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

TVFactFan

02-23-2024, 12:08 AM

what day do Honeymooners air on Pluto

Frank Gannucci

03-08-2024, 11:19 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...34#post6233534

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. March 17, 2024 12a #017 (aka #125) - "The Baby-sitter": Ralph signals his displeasure when he learns that Alice had a telephone installed in the apartment. Then later, when he calms down, he overhears a telephone conversation and thinks that she is having an affair.

12:30a #018 (aka #126) - "The $99,000 Answer": Ralph Kramden's get-rich-quick schemes were a Honeymooners staple, but the pipe dream in "The $99,000 Answer"---which originally aired Jan. 28, 1956---may be the funniest. Convinced that he'll triumph on a quiz show, popular-music expert Ralph (Jackie Gleason) intensely prepares at home, aided by piano-playing pal Norton (Art Carney), who warms up for each song with a few bars of a familiar Stephen Foster melody. Of course, the second he's on live TV, Ralph's bravado vanishes. Going into the classic Kramden meltdown---the eyes bugging, the lips quivering, the tongue stuttering "hummina-hummina"---he's asked, for his first question, to identify the composer of "Swanee River." DON'T MISS - - Norton's introduction to every song on the piano.

Sun. March 24, 2024 12a #019 (aka #127) - "Ralph Kramden Inc.": Ralph needs a loan from Norton, so he sells him a share of his future earnings as a corporation---Ralph Kramden, Inc. It's another con job by Ralph, of course, until he learns that an old woman with a $40 million estate died and left him in her will. That's enough for Norton, as an officer in the corporation, to remind Ralph about one "small detail"---that they need to bring a suitcase to the reading of the will to carry home the $40 million.

12:30a #020 (aka #128) - "Young At Heart": Ralph wants to prove to Alice that he's still young at heart by learning dances like the Big Apple and the Suzie Q., which prompts Norton to ask: "How can anyone so round be so square?" But he's still determined, so the Kramdens and the Nortons decide to make a night of it by going roller-skating. Ralph on wheels at the rink makes for one of the series' classic scenes. Another has Norton teaching Ralph how to do the Hucklebuck.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. March 18, 2024 12a #025 (aka #133) - "House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"): Alice accepts a department store's offer to redecorate their apartment for free. She wants to surprise Ralph, so she arranges to secretly meet with the decorator---who then makes the mistake of leaving one of his gloves in the flat. When Ralph finds the glove, he suspects Alice of having an affair. Andre: Alexander Clark. (

Mon. March 25, 2024 12a #026 (aka #134) - "Young Man With A Horn": The discovery of his old cornet and an unexpected visit by a self-made millionaire prompt Ralph to wonder why he hasn't achieved more success and hit the "high note" in his life. As a result, he decides to make a list of his good points and do something to correct his bad ones.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. March 12, 2024 1:30a #??? (aka #2/#4/#6) - '"Razor Blades'/'New TV Set'/Alice & Ralph Get Dressed For A Date Last Night'": "In "Razor Blades", Ralph can't find his razor blades. In "New Television Set", Ralph finally buys a TV. In "Alice and Ralph Get Dressed for a Date", Ralph and Alice fight before going out with the Nortons. Notes: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches. Elaine Stritch plays Trixie in "New TV Set."

Wed. March 13, 2024 1:30a #??? (#28/#26) - "'Lost Baby'/'The Turkey'" "In "The Lost Baby", Ralph and Ed find a baby at the bus stop. In "The Turkey", Alice misplaces her wedding ring so Ralph tries to find it.

Thu. March 14, 2024 1:30a #??? (#29 or #7/#16 or #167) - "'Quiz Show'/'Manager of The Baseball Team'" (either '52 version or '57 version) - "In "Quiz Show", Ralph and Alice come home with a year's supply of Krinkly Krax cereal. In "Manager of the Baseball Team", Ralph mistakenly confuses a promotion with an appointment to be baseball manager. Notes: Pert Kelton may play Alice in these sketches.

Fri. March 15, 2024 1:30a #??? - "Fortune Teller" (Part 1): A Coney Island fortune teller tells Ralph that he is going to commit a murder within a week. Ralph wants Alice to move in with her mother till the week passes but Alice refuses. Ralph moves in with Ed.

Sat. March 16, 2024 1:30a #??? - "Fortune Teller" (Part 2): Ralph gets so exasperated at rooming with Ed Norton that he nearly kills him. In the end, Ralph manages to get himself arrested for safety by assaulting a police officer.

Tue. March 19, 2024 1:30a #108 (aka #71/#78) – “‘Lawsuit’/‘What’s The Name’”: (For “Lawsuit”): Ralph threatens to sue when he breaks his leg in a bus accident. (For “W.T.N.”): The Kramdens and Ed Norton argue about the name of a movie star.

Wed. March 20, 2024 1:30a #84 (aka #73) - *“The Next Champ”: Ralph becomes the manager of a boxer he believes will be the world's next heavyweight champion.

Thu. March 21, 2024 1:30a #??? - "Honeymooners XMas Party" ('51) (Part 1): Ralph runs an errand while Alice decorates the tree and the Kramdens are visited by several odd characters. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice during this episode.

Fri. March 22, 2024 1:30a #??? - "Honeymooners XMas Party" ('51) (Part 2): Ralph runs an errand while Alice decorates the tree and the Kramdens are visited by several odd characters. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice during this episode.

Sat. March 23, 2024 1:30a #51 (aka #54/#39) – “‘Guest Speaker’/‘Lost Job’”: (For “Guest Speaker”): Ralph keeps getting interrupted while practicing his speech for the Raccoon Lodge meeting. (For “Lost Job”): Ralph is sure he's been fired when he gets a pink slip in his paycheck.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to decades.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, imdb.com, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

03-21-2024, 11:16 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

Note: I’m going to Egypt from March 31-April 13th. I will still post quotes, skits and episode reviews but this schedule will be THREE weeks long.

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...34#post6233534

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. March 24, 2024 12a #021 (aka #129) - "A Dog's Life": Ralph gets another one of his half-baked ideas after he samples a tasty dish he found in his ice box in "A Dog's Life," which was originally telecast Feb. 18, 1956. Convinced that the unusual cracker-spread will satisfy the public's appetite for a snack that's new and different, Ralph asks his boss, Mr. Marshall, to taste the dish in the hope that he'll bankroll production. Ralph's even cooked up a name for the culinary delight: "KramMar's Delicious Mystery Appetizer." Marshall tries it and likes it, and asks Ralph if the recipe is exclusively his wife's or if Alice's mother helped out. "Anything she'd cook I wouldn't give to a dog," Ralph replies. But Marshall wants some other opinions, so he calls in his assistants for another taste test. After two of the assistants reveal the food to be dog food, Ralph is convinced that Alice got a dog and tries to put it back in the pound...only to fall in love with it and take possession of the other dogs who were over their respective limits and were going to be killed.

12:30a #022 (aka #130) - "Here Comes The Bride": On the eve of his lodge brother Stanley's marriage to Alice's sister, Ralph---the self-proclaimed "king of [his] castle"---gives his future brother-in-law marital advice. Furious that Stanley has agreed to live with Alice's parents, Ralph instructs him to put his foot down. "I don't want to argue," he tells Ralph, prompting Norton to reply: "If you don't want to argue, what are you getting married for?"

Sun. March 31, 2024 12a #023 (aka #131) - "Mama Loves Mambo": A dance teacher moves into the building and has all the husbands kicking up a fuss. Ralph and Norton had the idea that Carlos Sanchez was an old man who might like to relax with a game of checkers. He's not---bachelor Carlos is suave and handsome, and worse, is giving their wives mambo lessons in the Kramdens' apartment. Sanchez: Charles Korvin.

12:30a #024 (aka #132) - "Please Leave The Premises": Ralph refuses to pay a rent increase of $5 a month and, to avoid eviction, barricades himself, Alice and Norton in the apartment. Its war, says Ralph, and he's the general of their army. But after a few days without heat, and the food supply reduced to only celery, General Kramden hatches a plan to get fresh grub from the neighborhood delicatessen. Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten.

Sun. April 6, 2024 12a #025 (aka #133) - "House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"): Alice accepts a department store's offer to redecorate their apartment for free. She wants to surprise Ralph, so she arranges to secretly meet with the decorator---who then makes the mistake of leaving one of his gloves in the flat. When Ralph finds the glove, he suspects Alice of having an affair. Andre: Alexander Clark.

12:30a #026 (aka #134) - "Young Man With A Horn": The discovery of his old cornet and an unexpected visit by a self-made millionaire prompt Ralph to wonder why he hasn't achieved more success and hit the "high note" in his life. As a result, he decides to make a list of his good points and do something to correct his bad ones.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. March 25, 2024 12a #027 (aka #135) - “Ralph’s Big Mouth” (aka "Head of The House"): In the hilarious "Head of the House" (originally telecast March 31, 1956), Ralph marks his "emancipation" as king of his castle by sitting down with Norton to finish a bottle of wine that is "a little strong but good." Their first toast, Ralph says, is "to my wife, who has finally found her place." Actually, what Alice found was a bottle of grape juice, which she substituted for the wine. When the men get plastered and pass out, Trixie and Alice pour their own drinks and make their own toasts. "I give you our husbands," says Trixie. "You can have 'em," says Alice. The wine-and-grape-juice scene, Art Carney recalled, was one of his favorites. "We really were laughing at each other...because we were supposed to be laughing...crocked and everything. Funny scene."

Mon. April 1, 2024 12a #028 (aka #136) - "The Worry Wart": Ralph's nerves are taxed when he gets a letter requesting his presence at the IRS office. Alice tries to calm him by reminding him that many people have their returns reviewed. "You're darn right," Norton agrees. "The jails are full of them." Norton, in fact, is helping Ralph review the business deductions he made on his returns and then lends his buddy moral support by accompanying him to the IRS office.

Mon. April 8, 2024 12a #029 (aka #137) - "Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"): While leaving the pool hall, Ralph witnesses a bank robbery and takes a bullet through his hat. That's reason enough for him to believe that the thugs will come gunning for him, so Norton tells his on-edge pal to just relax and watch some TV. "What's playing tonight?" Ralph asks. Norton's reply: "Dead Men Tell No Tales." Bibbo: Frank Marth. Danny: George Petrie.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. March 26, 2024 1:30a #73 (aka #48/#37) - “‘Ralph's Diet’/‘Alice Plays Cupid’”: (For “Ralph’s Diet”): Ralph's diet becomes unbearable when a neighbor hides all the food for a surprise party in the Kramden's apartment. (For “Alice Plays Cupid”): When Alice finds out Ralph has invited a single friend from the Bus Company to dinner; she tries to fix him up with her girlfriend.

Wed. March 27, 2024 1:30a #96 (aka #38/#59) – “‘Suspense’/‘Two Tickets To The Fight’”: (For “Suspense”): Ralph overhears Alice rehearsing her part in a play and thinks she is planning to kill him. (For “Two Tickets To The Fight”): Ralph's plans to see the fights with Norton are ruined when Alice's uncle comes to visit.

Thu. March 28, 2024 1:30a #85 (aka #40/#63) – “‘Anniversary Gift’/‘Finger Man’”: (For “Anniversary Gift”): Ralph is embarrassed when the anniversary gift he bought Alice is the same one Trixie bought for her. (For “Finger Man”): Ralph heroically catches a murderer on his bus, but fears for his life when the murderer escapes from jail and vows to "get the man who put the finger on him."

Fri. March 29, 2024 1:30a #65 (aka #50/#41) – “‘Manager of The Baseball Team’ ('53 version)/‘Income Tax’”: (For “Manager of The Baseball Team”): Ralph mistakenly believes he's been promoted to manager. (For “Income Tax”): Ralph tries to do his taxes and figures that he owes the government $15.00. Unfortunately, he was saving his last $15.00 for a new bowling ball.

Sat. March 30, 2024 1:30a #103 (aka #40/#152) – “‘Alice’s Aunt Ethel’/‘Two-Family Car’”: (For “Alice’s Aunt Ethel”): Ralph tries to get rid of Alice's visiting aunt. (For “Two-Family Car”): Ralph jumps to conclusions when he gets a telegram.

Tue. April 2, 2024 1:30a #102 (aka #43/#61) – “‘What’s Her Name’/“Champagne & Caviar’”: (For “What’s Her Name”): Ralph and Alice fight over the name of an actress. (For “Champagne & Caviar”): Ralph sets out to impress the company president.

Wed. April 3, 2024 1:30a #99 (aka #147/#44) – “‘Double Anniversary Party’”/‘Lunchbox’”: (For “Double Anniversary Party”): Alice plans a surprise anniversary party for Ralph on the same night that Ralph has made plans to surprise Alice. (For “Lunchbox”): When Ralph's lunch box gets accidentally switched at work; he blames Alice for making him an inedible lunch.

Thu. April 4, 2024 1:30a #89 (aka #46/#148) – “‘Hot Tip’/‘Checkup’”: (For “Hot Tip”): Ralph places some bets at the racetrack for some neighbors, and gets nervous when Norton warns him that the police think he's a bookie. (For “Checkup”): Ralph schemes to fail a medical exam when h e thinks the doctor is from his insurance company.

Fri. April 5, 2024 1:30a #58 (aka #47/#49) - “‘Norton Moves In’/‘Dinner Guest’”: (For “Norton Moves In”): The Nortons move in with the Kramdens while their apartment is being painted. Trixie and Alice take the bedroom, while Norton and Ralph attempt to sleep on a cot in the kitchen. (For “Dinner Guest”): Ralph invites a man from the bus company to dinner so he can discuss promotion. There's only one problem -every time Ralph attempts to mention the promotion Alice changes the subject.

Sat. April 6, 2024 1:30a #??? - *"Dorsey Brothers Show": Ralph asks Alice to bring Mr. Dorsey (aka Tommy) to the Bus Drivers ball. Alice mistakenly thinks he means Jimmy Dorsey. Ralph gets upset at Alice when he finds out about what she did because the Dorsey brothers are feuding and Ralph tries to fidn a way to not see them fight.

Tue. April 9, 2024 1:30a #86 (aka #53/#36) – “‘The Prowler’/‘Glow Worm Cleaning Powder’”: (For “The Prowler”): In the middle of the night the police warn the Kramdens that there is a prowler loose in the building. (For “Glow Worm Cleaning Powder”): Alice is chosen to be next month's "Glow Worm Girl" but Ralph won't let her do it.

Wed. April 10, 2024 1:30a #66 (aka #56) - *“Vacation at Fred's Landing” ('53 version): Alice and Trixie want to vacation in Atlantic City but Ralph and Ed insist on going camping. After one day in the wilderness, Ralph and Norton realize that the great outdoors isn't what they had hoped.

Thu. April 11, 2024 1:30a #49 (aka #58) - *“Hot Dog Stand”: Ralph wants to buy a hot dog stand but Alice refuses to give him the money, so he and Norton pose as successful businessmen to get a bank loan.

Fri. April 12, 2024 1:30a #69 (aka #149/#58) – “‘Forgot to Register’/‘Halloween Party’ ('53 version)”: (For “Forgot To Register”): Alice causes an argument when she tells Ralph she doesn't support the candidate he and Norton are campaigning for. (For “Halloween Party”): The Kramdens and the Nortons don costumes for the bus company Halloween party. At the last minute Ralph finds out that the party is really a formal affair for his boss.

Sat. April 13, 2024 1:30a #54 (aka #62) - *“Letter to the Boss” ('53 version) : Ralph mistakenly thinks a he's been fired and, with Norton's help, writes a nasty letter to his boss. After mailing the letter, Ralph finds out he's been promoted and schemes to get the letter back.
CLASSIC QUOTE -"Homina, homina, homina"

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every day from 1p-230p or so.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

03-21-2024, 11:17 AM

Frank Gannucci

03-28-2024, 09:48 AM

Frank Gannucci

03-28-2024, 09:48 AM

Frank Gannucci

04-18-2024, 09:01 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?p=6257234#post6257234

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. April 21, 2024 12a #029 (aka #137) - "Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"): While leaving the pool hall, Ralph witnesses a bank robbery and takes a bullet through his hat. That's reason enough for him to believe that the thugs will come gunning for him, so Norton tells his on-edge pal to just relax and watch some TV. "What's playing tonight?" Ralph asks. Norton's reply: "Dead Men Tell No Tales." Bibbo: Frank Marth. Danny: George Petrie.

12:30a #030 (aka #138) - "The Loudspeaker": Ralph thinks he'll be named Raccoon of the Year, so he begins writing his acceptance speech (if he could only get rid of his hiccups). It's a very distinctive honor, he reminds the skeptical Alice, because it entitles the two of them to "free burial privileges in the Raccoons' national cemetery in Bismarck, North Dakota."

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. April 22, 2024 12a #031 (aka #139) - "On Stage": "Polo ponies." "On Stage" (originally telecast April 28, 1956) actually began, says co-writer Leonard Stern, "with that one word...and we built a whole sketch around it." And it's that single word---pronounced by Norton (Art Carney) to rhyme with monopolies---that has almost single-handedly made this a favorite among Honeymooners fans. The episode begins with Ralph getting a juicy part in a play being mounted by the Raccoon Lodge's Women's Auxiliary. Suddenly Ralph is strutting around like the Barrymore of Bensonhurst and entertaining dreams that a Hollywood producer in the audience will offer him a contract. But before the actual performance, there's a rehearsal with Norton---and that word---to contend with.

Mon. April, 29, 2024 12a #033 (aka #141) - "Opportunity Knocks, But": When Mr. Marshall asks him for a lesson in shooting pool, Ralph believes that his social visit to his boss's Park Avenue home is the cue for his finally advancing in the company. But it's Norton who racks up points in "Opportunity Knocks But," which originally aired May 5, 1956. The pool lesson just gets under way when Norton---not Ralph---starts offering suggestions about making improvements at the company. Impressed, Marshall offers him a job as "Bus Driver Supervisor." Marshall says he likes a man who can think on his feet, but as an enraged Ralph later tells Alice: "Norton works in the sewer. He has to think on his feet; if he sat down he'd drown." But Norton, who's thinking of accepting the offer, tells his buddy not to worry. "As long as I am an executive at that bus company," he tells Ralph, "you are sure of being a bus driver as long as you live."

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tuesday April 23, 2024 1:30a #67 (aka #70) – “Cottage for Sale (Part One)”: The Kramdens and the Nortons want to buy a summer cottage, but it's too expensive. The seller convinces them that by removing a few luxuries from the cottage, they can afford it. Ralph and Norton immediately accept the offer.

Wednesday April 24, 2024 1:30a #68 – “Cottage for Sale (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton soon find out that the cottage they bought is not the one they got. Alice and Trixie refuse to help fix it up. Both families blame the other for the mess that they are in. Ralph and Norton try to sell the cottage and both families make up.

Thursday April 25, 2024 1:30a #??? - "Ed Norton Interviews: 'People to People'/'Man Under The Street' (aka 'Private Life of A Sewer Worker')/'Cost of Living'": (For "People To People"): "Ed Norton's Dad" (played by Art Carney) gets interviewed about himself and his "son." (For "Man Under The Street"): Ed Sullivan (as himself) interviews Ed about his job. (For "Cost of Living"): Ed Norton gets interviewed about living.

Friday April 26, 2024 1:30a #108 (aka #71/#78) – “‘Lawsuit’/‘What’s The Name’”: (For “Lawsuit”): Ralph threatens to sue when he breaks his leg in a bus accident. (For “W.T.N.”): The Kramdens and Ed Norton argue about the name of a movie star.

Saturday April 27, 2024 1:30a #84 (aka #73) - *“The Next Champ”: Ralph becomes the manager of a boxer he believes will be the world's next heavyweight champion.

Tuesday April 30, 2024 1:30a #??? - "Fortune Teller" (Part 1): A Coney Island fortune teller tells Ralph that he is going to commit a murder within a week. Ralph wants Alice to move in with her mother till the week passes but Alice refuses. Ralph moves in with Norton.

Wednesday May 1, 2024 1:30a #??? - "Fortune Teller" (Part 2): Ralph gets so exasperated at rooming with Ed Norton that he nearly kills him. In the end, Ralph manages to get himself arrested for safety by assaulting a police officer.

Thursday May 2, 2024 1:30a #81 (aka #74) – “Stand-In For Murder ('54 version) (Part One)”: A gangster finds out he is about to be killed by a rival gang. His men discover that Ralph is an amazing look-alike for their boss, and decided to use poor Ralph as a stand-in for murder. FUN FACT -This is the second time in the series Jackie Gleason played a dual role.

Friday May 3, 2024 1:30a #82 – “Stand-In For Murder ('54 version) (Part Two)”: Ralph thinks he's gotten the break of his life when he gets a new high-paying position and he and Alice move into a luxury apartment. Meanwhile, the rival gang tries to kill Ralph.
FUN FACT -This episode ran overtime and was never completed.

Saturday May 4, 2024 1:30a #60 (aka #76) - *“Man in the Blue Suit”: Ralph wins big at poker and hides it in an old suit so Alice won't find out how much he has won. Alice gives the suit to charity.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

04-18-2024, 09:50 AM

Sorry about the mistakes I made in the Cstchy Comedy Schedule. I fixed them.

Frank Gannucci

05-02-2024, 11:09 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...34#post6257234

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. May 2, 2024 12a #032 (aka #140) - "Dial J For Janitor": Ralph can't seem to pipe down about the failures of his building's janitor. Then he finds out that the position pays $150 a month with free rent---and decides to take the job himself. Now the most gripes are coming from Norton, who says he hasn't had water in his apartment for so long that he's beginning to "see mirages." Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten. Mrs. Manicotti: Zamah Cunningham.

Sun. May 12, 2024 12a #031 (aka #139) - "On Stage": "Polo ponies." "On Stage" (originally telecast April 28, 1956) actually began, says co-writer Leonard Stern, "with that one word...and we built a whole sketch around it." And it's that single word---pronounced by Norton (Art Carney) to rhyme with monopolies---that has almost single-handedly made this a favorite among Honeymooners fans. The episode begins with Ralph getting a juicy part in a play being mounted by the Raccoon Lodge's Women's Auxiliary. Suddenly Ralph is strutting around like the Barrymore of Bensonhurst and entertaining dreams that a Hollywood producer in the audience will offer him a contract. But before the actual performance, there's a rehearsal with Norton---and that word---to contend with.

12:30a #033 (aka #141) - "Opportunity Knocks, But": When Mr. Marshall asks him for a lesson in shooting pool, Ralph believes that his social visit to his boss's Park Avenue home is the cue for his finally advancing in the company. But it's Norton who racks up points in "Opportunity Knocks But," which originally aired May 5, 1956. The pool lesson just gets under way when Norton---not Ralph---starts offering suggestions about making improvements at the company. Impressed, Marshall offers him a job as "Bus Driver Supervisor." Marshall says he likes a man who can think on his feet, but as an enraged Ralph later tells Alice: "Norton works in the sewer. He has to think on his feet; if he sat down he'd drown." But Norton, who's thinking of accepting the offer, tells his buddy not to worry. "As long as I am an executive at that bus company," he tells Ralph, "you are sure of being a bus driver as long as you live."

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. May 6, 2024 12a #035 (aka #143) - "Unconventional Behavior": Ralph and Norton become joined at the wrists when Norton tries out his "trick handcuffs" in "Unconventional Behavior," which originally aired May 12, 1956. Aboard a train en route to the lodge's convention in Minneapolis, the guys look forward to "five days of hilarity" and try out some of the novelty items that Norton's brought along. But when Norton's handcuffs won't unlock (there is no key), he and Ralph become closer than they'd like. This scenario yields some memorable physical humor, including Norton trying to take his coat off and the guys trying to figure out some way to sleep in upper and lower berths. It also provides one of the series' all-time lines. "Mind if I smoke?" Norton asks a frustrated Ralph. "I don't care if you burn," Ralph fires back.

Mon. May 13, 2024 12a #037 (aka #145) - "The Safety Award": Ralph is honored with an award for being "the safest bus driver in the city" and plans to take Alice and the Nortons to the ceremony at City Hall. But his big day is plagued with problems, culminating with Ralph having an accident in his friend's car. Ever the optimist, Norton offers a distressed Ralph some sewer-worker words of wisdom: "When the tides of life turn against you, and the current upsets your boat, don't waste those tears on what might have been, just lay on your back and float." Mr. Martin: Frank Marth.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tuesday May 7, 2024 1:30a #64 (aka #77) – *“Hair-Raising Tale”: Ralph is tricked into buying a new hair growth formula. He and Norton proceed to test the new treatment on Ralph's boss.

Wed. May 8, 2024 1:30a #77 (aka #77 [same as the syndicated episode #])– “Box Top Kid (Part One)”: Ralph gets jealous when his brother in law wins a trip to Europe in a box top contest. He and Norton start to buy every product they can find with a box top contest.

Thu. May 9, 2024 1:30a #78 – “Box Top Kid (Part Two)”: Ralph wins a Slim-O Bread contest by claiming he lost 80 pounds. There's only one problem; he must lose the weight before the publicity photos are taken or he will be disqualified.

Fri. May 10, 2024 1:30a #90 (aka #78) – “Two Men on a Horse (Part One)”: When Ralph loses a large sum of money he was to deposit for the Raccoon Lodge, he and Norton think of ways to make the money back in one day.

Sat. May 11, 2024 1:30a #91 – “Two Men on a Horse (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton get a hot tip on a horse and go to the track to place their bet. When the odds on their horse go down, Ralph and Norton scheme to sway the odds in their favor.

Tue. May 14, 2024 1:30a #52 (aka #79) – “Goodbye Aunt Ethel (Part One)”: Ralph must sleep on a cot in the kitchen when Alice's Aunt Ethel comes to visit. Ralph pretends he has a bad back to force her out, but Aunt Ethel stays to nurse Ralph back to health.

Wed. May 15, 2024 1:30a #53 – “Goodbye Aunt Ethel (Part Two)”: Ralph and Ed introduce Aunt Ethel to the neighborhood butcher, hoping the two will get married and Aunt Ethel will leave.

Thu. May 16, 2024 1:30a #40 (aka #81) - *“Ralph's Sweet Tooth”: When Ralph is invited to appear in candy bar commercial, he refuses to let a bad toothache interfere.”

Fri. May 17, 2024 1:30a #41 (aka #84) - *”Game Called On Account of Marriage”: Ralph gets tickets to a World Series game, but the game falls on Alice's sister's wedding.

Sat. May 18, 2024 1:30a #56 (aka #86) – “The People's Choice (Part One)”: When Ralph heroically captures a murderer on his bus, he is asked to run for public office.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

05-16-2024, 12:06 PM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...34#post6257234

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. May 19, 2024 12a #034 (aka #142) - "A Man's Pride": Ralph is too proud to tell a seemingly successful old friend that he drives a bus, so he says he "runs things" at the company in the last Honeymooners episode of the "classic 39," which originally ran from 1955 to '56. CLASSIC KRAMDEN- Ralph's reaction to the dinner check.

12:30a #035 (aka #143) - "Unconventional Behavior": Ralph and Norton become joined at the wrists when Norton tries out his "trick handcuffs" in "Unconventional Behavior," which originally aired May 12, 1956. Aboard a train en route to the lodge's convention in Minneapolis, the guys look forward to "five days of hilarity" and try out some of the novelty items that Norton's brought along. But when Norton's handcuffs won't unlock (there is no key), he and Ralph become closer than they'd like. This scenario yields some memorable physical humor, including Norton trying to take his coat off and the guys trying to figure out some way to sleep in upper and lower berths. It also provides one of the series' all-time lines. "Mind if I smoke?" Norton asks a frustrated Ralph. "I don't care if you burn," Ralph fires back.

Sun. May 26, 2024 12a #036 (aka #144) - "The Bensonhurst Bomber": An argument in the pool hall and a joke about a man's name figure in "The Bensonhurst Bomber," which originally aired Sept. 8, 1956. Of all the guest characters on The Honeymooners, few names are more recognizable to fans than "Harvey," or, as Ralph pronounces it, "Har-vee!" In fact, it's that exaggerated pronunciation that gets Ralph in hot water when the towering bully Harvey challenges Ralph to a fight at Kelsey's Gym. As the showdown approaches, a nervous Ralph believes a wiser plan might be to leave town, but Norton insists he has to fight Harvey, especially since they're closing the pool hall in Ralph's honor. "If I fight that Harvey," Ralph replies, "they'll be closing it in my memory."

12:30a #037 (aka #145) - "The Safety Award": Ralph is honored with an award for being "the safest bus driver in the city" and plans to take Alice and the Nortons to the ceremony at City Hall. But his big day is plagued with problems, culminating with Ralph having an accident in his friend's car. Ever the optimist, Norton offers a distressed Ralph some sewer-worker words of wisdom: "When the tides of life turn against you, and the current upsets your boat, don't waste those tears on what might have been, just lay on your back and float." Mr. Martin: Frank Marth.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. May 20, 2024 12a #038 (aka #146) - "Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Mind Your Own Business"): Norton gets fired from his job in the sewer after taking Ralph's advice about demanding a promotion. Finding something new won't be easy, Norton says, because, after all, a sewer worker is like a brain surgeon---"we're both specialists." Still, after a couple of weeks, he finds work selling irons door-to-door. And when he tells his pal that he made $40 his first day on the job, Ralph suddenly contemplates leaving the bus company to become a salesman with Norton's company.

Mon. May 27, 2024 12a #039 (aka #147) - "Alice & The Blonde": Audrey Meadows said that she "loved" the episode titled "Alice and the Blonde" (originally telecast June 2, 1956), and it's easy to see why. For once, it's Alice who's fuming. It's all because of what happens at the home of one of Ralph's co-workers. Trying to ingratiate himself with Bert Weedemeyer (who Ralph thinks may become the bus company's new general manager), Ralph---with Norton by his side, naturally-heaps compliments on the man's wife, a ditsy platinum blonde who calls her husband "Twinkles." Ralph's fawning and flattery isn't amusing Alice, who'll have her revenge. Rita Weedemeyer: Freda Rosen. Bert: Frank Behrens.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

Tue. May 21, 2024 1:30a #57 – “The People's Choice (Part Two)”: Alice thinks the men who asked Ralph to run for public office are crooks who intend to use Ralph as a stooge, but Ralph doesn't believe her.

Wed. May 22, 2024 1:30a #41 (aka #84) - *”Game Called On Account of Marriage”: Ralph gets tickets to a World Series game, but the game falls on Alice's sister's wedding.

Thu. May 23, 2024 1:30a #42 (aka #88) - *“Battle of the Sexes”: When Ralph and Ed decide to show their wives who's boss, Alice and Trixie fight back, leaving the guys to survive on their own.

Fri. May 24, 2024 1:30a #74 (aka #90) - *“Brother-in-Law”: When Ralph's brother in law wants to borrow money to buy a hotel, Ralph says no; instead he schemes to buy the hotel himself.

Sat. May 25, 2024 1:30a #43 (aka #89) - *“Teamwork Beats the Clock”: Ralph and Alice "Beat the Clock," but when they're asked to return, Alice can't make it and Norton takes over.

Tue. May 28, 2024 1:30a #50 (aka #155) - *“Love Letter” ('56 version): Ralph fears Norton and Alice are having an affair after finding a love letter from Norton he thinks is intended for Alice.

Wed. May 29, 2024 1:30a #92 (aka #91) - *“Songwriters”: To Alice's dismay, Ralph buys a piano thinking he and Norton can write a hit song and become rich.

Thu. May 30, 2024 1:30a #44 (aka #93) - *“Kramden Vs. Norton”: Ralph takes Ed to the movies for his birthday. Norton wins a television set with the ticket Ralph bought, and the two friends fight over who really owns the TV set.

Fri. May 31, 2024 1:30a #93 (aka #94) – “A Promotion (Part One)”: On his first day as assistant cashier of the Bus Company, Ralph accidentally locks the safe and must keep the money at home overnight.

Sat. June 1, 2024 1:30a #94 – “A Promotion (Part Two)”: So Alice won't find out about Ralph's blunder, he and Norton hide the money in a brown bag and put it in the icebox. Everything is fine until Alice decides to defrost the refrigerator.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

05-30-2024, 10:02 AM

Frank Gannucci

06-13-2024, 10:03 AM

Frank Gannucci

06-27-2024, 10:27 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...34#post6257234

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. Feb. 26, 2023 12a #005 (aka #113) - "A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph gets the idea in his head that he has six months to live, so he decides to sell his story to a magazine. But when he learns it's all a mistake and that he can be prosecuted for fraud, he enlists Norton to pose as a doctor ("don't touch me, I'm sterile") who can cure him of the dreaded "arterial monochromia." Publisher: George Petrie.

12:30a #006 (aka #114) - "The Sleepwalker": Norton's sleepwalking becomes a waking nightmare for Ralph, who can't get any sleep because he's been asked to keep his pal from wandering off on late-night strolls around the neighborhood. Doctor: George Petrie

Sun. March 5, 2023 12a #007 (aka #115) - "Better Living Through TV": In a classic episode, Ralph and Norton go on live TV in an attempt to sell the Handy Housewife Helper. The inspired (and ad-lib laden) "Better Living Through TV" (originally telecast Nov. 12, 1955) finds Ralph talking Norton into buying TV time so the two of them can go on the air and sell 2000 of the kitchen gadgets. The idea is for "Chef of the Future" Ralph to demonstrate to "Chef of the Past" Norton the many things the gizmo can do, such as open cans, remove corns and, of course, "core a apple." In the rehearsal, Ralph is the picture of calm, but as they prepare to go on the air, panic sets in and he warns a worrisome Ed: "Stop talking like that, nervous, you're going to get yourself all Norton." CLASSIC QUOTE - "Can it core a apple?"

12:30a #008 (aka #116) - "Pal O' Mine": A great friendship is strained after a ring t hat Norton had planned to give a co-worker winds up stuck on Ralph's finger. The episode concludes with a classic hospital scene that contains a memorable one-word ad-lib by Norton, who's saying good-bye to a doctor. Teddy Oberman: Ned Glass. Doctor: John Seymour. Nurse: Abbie Lewis.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

(CC)

Mon. July 1, 2024 12a #022 (aka #130) - "Here Comes The Bride": On the eve of his lodge brother Stanley's marriage to Alice's sister, Ralph---the self-proclaimed "king of [his] castle"---gives his future brother-in-law marital advice. Furious that Stanley has agreed to live with Alice's parents, Ralph instructs him to put his foot down. "I don't want to argue," he tells Ralph, prompting Norton to reply: "If you don't want to argue, what are you getting married for?"

Mon. July 8, 2024 12a #002 (aka #110) - "Funny Money": Ralph finds a suitcase filled with money, enough, Norton says, to "keep him in pizza for the rest of his life." There's one slight problem: the money is counterfeit, and the gangsters who printed it want it back. Alice's Mother: Ethel Owen. Boss: Boris Aplon. Ziggy: Frank Marth.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. July 2, 2024 1:30a #75 (aka #157) - *“Catch a Star”: At a Raccoon Lodge meeting, Ralph lies that he knows Jackie Gleason and can get him to appear at the Raccoon's annual dance. Desperately, Ralph and Norton go to the hotel where Gleason is staying and try to convince "The Great One" to appear. FUN FACT - Jackie Gleason, Art Carney, Audrey Meadows and Joyce Randolph play dual roles in this episode.

Wed. July 3, 2024 1:30a #80 (aka #158) - *“My Fair Landlord”: Ralph buys a two-family house and the Nortons become Ralph's tenants. After moving in, Norton tries to break his lease.

Thu. July 4, 2024 1:30a #??? (aka #157) - "Away We Go” (Part 1): The Kramdens and Nortons sail to Europe. Ralph and Ed set themselves adrift on a life boat.

Fri. July 5, 2024 1:30a #??? “Away We Go” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed are worried that they won’t be rescued so they pass the time by doing various things like singing about the fact that they would rather die together. They are rescued some time later. Upon arriving in Paris, Ralph poses for a publicity photo and falls off the deck.

Sat. July 6, 2024 1:30a #??? (aka #158)- "Plastered In Paris” (Part 1): Ralph & Ed get a great exchange rate -- on counterfeit money and give some of it to the wives.

Tue. July 9, 2024 1:30a #??? - “Plastered In Paris” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed get arrested for spending counterfeit money. While in jail, they try to get out only for the girls to get arrested too. They get bailed out only for Ralph & Ed to get jailed again when they try to hand in the culprits to the cops because the cops thought that the real culprits were Ralph & Ed.

Wed. July 10, 2024 1:30a #??? (Aka #159) - “Behind The Iron Curtain” (Part 1): Ralph and Ed wander onto a Russian firing range while visiting Germany and are mistaken for spies.

Thu. July 11, 2024 1:30a #??? - “Behind The Iron Curtain” (Part 2): While trying to get out of custody by disguising themselves as Russians, Ralph & Ed are mistaken for real Russians and due to Ed’s stupidity, they have to go to a party. Once they have been found out, they escape and answer to their wives.

Fri. July 12, 2024 1:30a #??? (Aka #160) “When In Rome” (Part 1): The Kramdens & Norton’s arrive in Rome. While there, a little boy becomes smitten with Alice and becomes Alices guide. Ralph finds out about a guide (who he thinks is a full-grown man) and becomes jealous.

Sat. July 13, 2024 1:30a #??? - “When In Rome” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed try to catch Alice in the act at an Italian fiesta thinking that the tour guide and Alice are going to be there but get disappointed when Alice shows up but not with the guide. At the end, they find out the truth.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

07-11-2024, 07:22 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...34#post6257234

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

Note: I’m going on vacation from July 20-July 27th. This schedule will cover three weeks.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. July 14, 2024 12a “Brother Ralph": A layoff at the bus company prompts Ralph and Alice to add up their total savings from all of their accounts ($12.83). That's reason enough for Alice to get a job, leaving Ralph to take care of the cooking and cleaning. But Ralph becomes really steamed after he discovers that her boss looks like a matinee idol---and that Alice told him that Ralph is her brother.

Sun. July 21, 2024 12a #010 (aka #118) - "Hello Mom": Ralph and Alice Kramden (Jackie Gleason, Audrey Meadows) squabble over the impending arrival of Ralph's mother-in-law in this classic, and ultimately touching, episode. The king is told that his castle is soon to be invaded by Alice's mom. Ralph painfully remembers how his mother-in-law said at his wedding, "I'm not losing a daughter, I'm gaining a ton," and refuses to let her visit. But when Alice stands up to him and insists her mother's coming, Ralph decides to move in with the Nortons until the visit's over. Humor and poignancy meet in a conclusion that once again shows Alice, who sees beyond Ralph's insecurities, to be the bigger person.

12:30a #011 (aka #119) - "The Deciding Vote": Ralph's in a tight two-man election for the position of Raccoon convention manager and the deciding vote belongs to Norton. The episode contains a classic sight gag involving Ralph trying to clean a vacuum cleaner after it has failed "the oatmeal test."

Sun. July 28, 2024 12a #012 (aka #120) - "Something Fishy": "I catch the fish," Ralph tells Alice, "you cook the fish. The only time we're together is when we eat the fish." Alice, however, has other ideas about Ralph and his lodge brothers worming their way out of taking the wives on the annual fishing trip. Ralph and Norton are desperate, so they angle for a way to leave Alice and Trixie behind.

12:30a #013 (aka #121) - "'Twas The Night Before XMas": The Kramdens exchange presents in a Christmas episode with an O. Henry twist. Ralph is particularly proud of the gift he has for Alice: a hairpin box made of 2000 matchsticks that, he's been told, was smuggled from the palace of the Emperor of Japan. DON'T MISS - This classic retelling of "The Gift of the Magi."

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

(CC)

Mon. July 15, 2024 12a #003 (aka #111) - "The Golfer": Hello, ball! That memorable salutation---delivered by Norton (Art Carney) as he shows the proper way to "address the ball"---has made "The Golfer" (first aired on Oct. 15, 1955) a favorite in the series canon. Ralph's trying to impress his boss by offering to join him in a foursome. Problem is, Ralph's never picked up a club in his life and learning to play in two days, he concedes, won't be easy---"It'd take me at least a week." That doesn't stop him from turning his kitchen into a fairway, using a pin cushion as a ball and, unforgettably, getting into the mood by donning an outlandish golfing outfit that is, to quote Norton, "dee-vine." DON'T MISS – Ed addressing the ball.

Mon. July 21, 2024 12a #004 (aka #111) - "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Tired of Ralph's complaints about household chores not being done, Alice convinces him to hire a maid. But the new domestic is rapidly getting fed up taking orders from Norton and Ralph, or as she calls them, "the simp and the blimp." Thelma: Betty Garde. Wilson: Frank Marth.

Mon. July 29, 2024 12a #005 (aka #113) - "A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph gets the idea in his head that he has six months to live, so he decides to sell his story to a magazine. But when he learns it's all a mistake and that he can be prosecuted for fraud, he enlists Norton to pose as a doctor ("don't touch me, I'm sterile") who can cure him of the dreaded "arterial monochromia." Publisher: George Petrie.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. July 16, 2014 1:30a #??? - (aka #161) - "The Curse of the Kramdens" (Part 1): The Kramdens & Nortons arrive in Ireland. While there, they hear about the Ghost of Sheamus O’ Toole ruling over the Irish town that they are in. They learn that a Kramden (because of fact that the ghost’s connections to Ralph’s family) has to stay in the ancestral Kramden castle for one night in order for the curse to be broken.

Wed. July 17, 2024 1:30a #??? - “Curse of The Kramdens” (Part 2): Ralph forces Ed to come with him and spend the night in the ancestral Kramden castle, which has the ghost. They find out that the ghost is fictional because of two people scaring people who come into the castle. Ralph & Ed catch them and somehow the curse is broken.

Thu. July 18, 2024 1:30a #??? (aka #162) "Mad Dogs & Englishmen" (Part 1): The Kramdens & Nortons get the news that they are to appear in a Flakey Wakey commercial on an English TV show. So they rehearse.

Fri. July 19, 2024 1:30a #??? "Mad Dogs & Englishmen" (Part 2): Ralph makes a fool of himself on the English TV show and Ed accidentally overturns a piano. The Kramdens flee London in shame but are invited back because the audience loved the commercial.

Sat. July 20, 2024 1:30a #??? (aka #163) "Framed In Spain” (Part 1): Blackmailers fake a hanky-panky photo of Ralph in Madrid so Ralph & Ed try to keep it from Alice.

Tue. July 23, 2024 1:30a #??? - “Framed In Spain” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed continue to try their best to keep the hanky-panky photo of Ralph away from Alice but at the end of the episode, Alice finds it and yells at Ralph that she doesn’t want to see him again...until cops come and reveal that they caught the blackmailers and then Alice finds out the truth.

Wed. July 24, 2024 1:30a #??? (aka #164) - "I Remember Mau Au" (Part 1): The wives want to go to the French Rivera but the boys want to go to an African safari. They get their way. The wives are miserable and get spooked.

Thu. July 25, 2024 1:30a #??? - "i Remember Mau Au" (Part 2): On the safari, Ralph kills a rabbit & Ed kills an elephant. The boys don't like the safari as much as they hoped so they plan to scare the girls so they can convince them to leave.

Fri. July 26, 2024 1:30a #??? - "Ed Norton Interviews: 'Brooklyn Dodgers'/'Rock & Roll'/'Guest Host'": (For Brooklyn Dodgers"): Ed gets interviewed about the Dodgers moving to LA. (For "Rock & Roll"): "Ed gets interviewed about Rock & Roll. (For Guest Host"): Art Carney helps out the guest host Johnny Ray.

Sat. July 27, 2024 1:30a #??? (aka #1/#5/#7) - "'Bread'/'Ralph Threatens To Leave'/'Ring Salesman' ('51)": In "Bread", Ralph and Alice Kramden argue over the fact there is no bread to go with Ralph's dinner. In "Ralph Threatens to Leave", the vegetable meat loaf stirs Ralph up. Then in "Ring Salesman", Ralph is jealous of Joe the jeweler, who he believes Alice is having an affair with. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches.

Tue. July 30, 2024 1:30a #??? (aka #2/#4/#6) - '"Razor Blades'/'New TV Set'/Alice & Ralph Get Dressed For A Date Last Night'": "In "Razor Blades", Ralph can't find his razor blades. In "New Television Set", Ralph finally buys a TV. In "Alice and Ralph Get Dressed for a Date", Ralph and Alice fight before going out with the Nortons. Notes: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches. Elaine Stritch plays Trixie in "New TV Set."

Wed. July 31, 2024 1:30a #??? (#28/#26) - "'Lost Baby'/'The Turkey'" "In "The Lost Baby", Ralph and Ed find a baby at the bus stop. In "The Turkey", Alice misplaces her wedding ring so Ralph tries to find it.

Thu. Aug. 1, 2024 1:30a #??? (#29 or #7/#16 or #167) - "'Quiz Show'/'Manager of The Baseball Team'" (either '52 version or '57 version) - "In "Quiz Show", Ralph and Alice come home with a year's supply of Krinkly Krax cereal. In "Manager of the Baseball Team", Ralph mistakenly confuses a promotion with an appointment to be baseball manager. Notes: Pert Kelton may play Alice in these sketches.

Fri. Aug. 2, 2024 1:30a #??? - "Fortune Teller" (Part 1): A Coney Island fortune teller tells Ralph that he is going to commit a murder within a week. Ralph wants Alice to move in with her mother till the week passes but Alice refuses. Ralph moves in with Ed.

Sat. Aug. 3, 2024 1:30a #??? - "Fortune Teller" (Part 2): Ralph gets so exasperated at rooming with Ed Norton that he nearly kills him. In the end, Ralph manages to get himself arrested for safety by assaulting a police officer.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

07-11-2024, 07:22 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...34#post6257234

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

Note: I’m going on vacation from July 20-July 27th. This schedule will cover three weeks.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. July 14, 2024 12a “Brother Ralph": A layoff at the bus company prompts Ralph and Alice to add up their total savings from all of their accounts ($12.83). That's reason enough for Alice to get a job, leaving Ralph to take care of the cooking and cleaning. But Ralph becomes really steamed after he discovers that her boss looks like a matinee idol---and that Alice told him that Ralph is her brother.

Sun. July 21, 2024 12a #010 (aka #118) - "Hello Mom": Ralph and Alice Kramden (Jackie Gleason, Audrey Meadows) squabble over the impending arrival of Ralph's mother-in-law in this classic, and ultimately touching, episode. The king is told that his castle is soon to be invaded by Alice's mom. Ralph painfully remembers how his mother-in-law said at his wedding, "I'm not losing a daughter, I'm gaining a ton," and refuses to let her visit. But when Alice stands up to him and insists her mother's coming, Ralph decides to move in with the Nortons until the visit's over. Humor and poignancy meet in a conclusion that once again shows Alice, who sees beyond Ralph's insecurities, to be the bigger person.

12:30a #011 (aka #119) - "The Deciding Vote": Ralph's in a tight two-man election for the position of Raccoon convention manager and the deciding vote belongs to Norton. The episode contains a classic sight gag involving Ralph trying to clean a vacuum cleaner after it has failed "the oatmeal test."

Sun. July 28, 2024 12a #012 (aka #120) - "Something Fishy": "I catch the fish," Ralph tells Alice, "you cook the fish. The only time we're together is when we eat the fish." Alice, however, has other ideas about Ralph and his lodge brothers worming their way out of taking the wives on the annual fishing trip. Ralph and Norton are desperate, so they angle for a way to leave Alice and Trixie behind.

12:30a #013 (aka #121) - "'Twas The Night Before XMas": The Kramdens exchange presents in a Christmas episode with an O. Henry twist. Ralph is particularly proud of the gift he has for Alice: a hairpin box made of 2000 matchsticks that, he's been told, was smuggled from the palace of the Emperor of Japan. DON'T MISS - This classic retelling of "The Gift of the Magi."

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

(CC)

Mon. July 15, 2024 12a #003 (aka #111) - "The Golfer": Hello, ball! That memorable salutation---delivered by Norton (Art Carney) as he shows the proper way to "address the ball"---has made "The Golfer" (first aired on Oct. 15, 1955) a favorite in the series canon. Ralph's trying to impress his boss by offering to join him in a foursome. Problem is, Ralph's never picked up a club in his life and learning to play in two days, he concedes, won't be easy---"It'd take me at least a week." That doesn't stop him from turning his kitchen into a fairway, using a pin cushion as a ball and, unforgettably, getting into the mood by donning an outlandish golfing outfit that is, to quote Norton, "dee-vine." DON'T MISS – Ed addressing the ball.

Mon. July 21, 2024 12a #004 (aka #111) - "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Tired of Ralph's complaints about household chores not being done, Alice convinces him to hire a maid. But the new domestic is rapidly getting fed up taking orders from Norton and Ralph, or as she calls them, "the simp and the blimp." Thelma: Betty Garde. Wilson: Frank Marth.

Mon. July 29, 2024 12a #005 (aka #113) - "A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph gets the idea in his head that he has six months to live, so he decides to sell his story to a magazine. But when he learns it's all a mistake and that he can be prosecuted for fraud, he enlists Norton to pose as a doctor ("don't touch me, I'm sterile") who can cure him of the dreaded "arterial monochromia." Publisher: George Petrie.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. July 16, 2014 1:30a #??? - (aka #161) - "The Curse of the Kramdens" (Part 1): The Kramdens & Nortons arrive in Ireland. While there, they hear about the Ghost of Sheamus O’ Toole ruling over the Irish town that they are in. They learn that a Kramden (because of fact that the ghost’s connections to Ralph’s family) has to stay in the ancestral Kramden castle for one night in order for the curse to be broken.

Wed. July 17, 2024 1:30a #??? - “Curse of The Kramdens” (Part 2): Ralph forces Ed to come with him and spend the night in the ancestral Kramden castle, which has the ghost. They find out that the ghost is fictional because of two people scaring people who come into the castle. Ralph & Ed catch them and somehow the curse is broken.

Thu. July 18, 2024 1:30a #??? (aka #162) "Mad Dogs & Englishmen" (Part 1): The Kramdens & Nortons get the news that they are to appear in a Flakey Wakey commercial on an English TV show. So they rehearse.

Fri. July 19, 2024 1:30a #??? "Mad Dogs & Englishmen" (Part 2): Ralph makes a fool of himself on the English TV show and Ed accidentally overturns a piano. The Kramdens flee London in shame but are invited back because the audience loved the commercial.

Sat. July 20, 2024 1:30a #??? (aka #163) "Framed In Spain” (Part 1): Blackmailers fake a hanky-panky photo of Ralph in Madrid so Ralph & Ed try to keep it from Alice.

Tue. July 23, 2024 1:30a #??? - “Framed In Spain” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed continue to try their best to keep the hanky-panky photo of Ralph away from Alice but at the end of the episode, Alice finds it and yells at Ralph that she doesn’t want to see him again...until cops come and reveal that they caught the blackmailers and then Alice finds out the truth.

Wed. July 24, 2024 1:30a #??? (aka #164) - "I Remember Mau Au" (Part 1): The wives want to go to the French Rivera but the boys want to go to an African safari. They get their way. The wives are miserable and get spooked.

Thu. July 25, 2024 1:30a #??? - "i Remember Mau Au" (Part 2): On the safari, Ralph kills a rabbit & Ed kills an elephant. The boys don't like the safari as much as they hoped so they plan to scare the girls so they can convince them to leave.

Fri. July 26, 2024 1:30a #??? - "Ed Norton Interviews: 'Brooklyn Dodgers'/'Rock & Roll'/'Guest Host'": (For Brooklyn Dodgers"): Ed gets interviewed about the Dodgers moving to LA. (For "Rock & Roll"): "Ed gets interviewed about Rock & Roll. (For Guest Host"): Art Carney helps out the guest host Johnny Ray.

Sat. July 27, 2024 1:30a #??? (aka #1/#5/#7) - "'Bread'/'Ralph Threatens To Leave'/'Ring Salesman' ('51)": In "Bread", Ralph and Alice Kramden argue over the fact there is no bread to go with Ralph's dinner. In "Ralph Threatens to Leave", the vegetable meat loaf stirs Ralph up. Then in "Ring Salesman", Ralph is jealous of Joe the jeweler, who he believes Alice is having an affair with. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches.

Tue. July 30, 2024 1:30a #??? (aka #2/#4/#6) - '"Razor Blades'/'New TV Set'/Alice & Ralph Get Dressed For A Date Last Night'": "In "Razor Blades", Ralph can't find his razor blades. In "New Television Set", Ralph finally buys a TV. In "Alice and Ralph Get Dressed for a Date", Ralph and Alice fight before going out with the Nortons. Notes: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches. Elaine Stritch plays Trixie in "New TV Set."

Wed. July 31, 2024 1:30a #??? (#28/#26) - "'Lost Baby'/'The Turkey'" "In "The Lost Baby", Ralph and Ed find a baby at the bus stop. In "The Turkey", Alice misplaces her wedding ring so Ralph tries to find it.

Thu. Aug. 1, 2024 1:30a #??? (#29 or #7/#16 or #167) - "'Quiz Show'/'Manager of The Baseball Team'" (either '52 version or '57 version) - "In "Quiz Show", Ralph and Alice come home with a year's supply of Krinkly Krax cereal. In "Manager of the Baseball Team", Ralph mistakenly confuses a promotion with an appointment to be baseball manager. Notes: Pert Kelton may play Alice in these sketches.

Fri. Aug. 2, 2024 1:30a #??? - "Fortune Teller" (Part 1): A Coney Island fortune teller tells Ralph that he is going to commit a murder within a week. Ralph wants Alice to move in with her mother till the week passes but Alice refuses. Ralph moves in with Ed.

Sat. Aug. 3, 2024 1:30a #??? - "Fortune Teller" (Part 2): Ralph gets so exasperated at rooming with Ed Norton that he nearly kills him. In the end, Ralph manages to get himself arrested for safety by assaulting a police officer.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

08-01-2024, 11:16 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...34#post6257234

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

(CC)

Sun. Aug. 4, 2024 12a #014 (aka #122) - "The Man From Space": Intending to take home first prize at the Raccoon Lodge's costume ball, Ralph---unable to wangle a loan from Norton---puts together his own costume and dubs himself "The Man From Space" in a memorable episode that was originally telecast Dec. 31, 1955. Angry with Norton (who's going as the Frenchman who "built the sewers of Paris") and obsessed with winning, Ralph appropriates an assortment of household items---including a faucet, a pot, a radio tube and the icebox door---to create a costume that will, he says, make Norton's rented outfit look like "a piece of French cheesecloth." The episode contains a classic example of Jackie Gleason's gift for ad-libbing when, unexpectedly; a piece of Ralph's costume falls off. "Let me have that," he improvises to Alice. "That's my denaturizer."

12:30a #015 (aka #123) - "A Matter of Record": In "A Matter of Record" (originally telecast Jan. 7, 1956), Ralph surprises Alice with tickets to a hit Broadway mystery, but with her mother coming "all the way from Bensonhurst" for a visit, she won't go. " Where's Bensonhurst, in New Zealand or something?" Ralph snaps back, upset that Alice is forsaking him for a visit from his nemesis. "She won't be in this apartment three minutes before she starts an argument," Ralph says. With that, Alice's mother arrives and Ralph proceeds to set an alarm clock for three minutes. Sure enough, she quickly insults Ralph about his weight, chides Alice for not marrying "a good provider" and, as the final straw, spills the beans about the ending of the play. Just as the alarm clock rings, Ralph erupts ("You are a blabbermouth!") and throws his mother-in-law out. But Alice leaves with her, prompting Ralph to take Norton's suggestion and record an apology to Alice in hopes of winning her forgiveness.

Sun. Aug. 11, 2024 12:30a #016 (aka #124) - "Oh My Aching Back": After telling Alice he was too tired to leave the apartment, Ralph---on the eve of his company physical---goes bowling, throws his back out and comes home hunched over, and looking, Norton says, like "the leaning tower of pizza."

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

(CC)

Mon. Aug. 5, 2024 12a #006 (aka #114) - "The Sleepwalker": Norton's sleepwalking becomes a waking nightmare for Ralph, who can't get any sleep because he's been asked to keep his pal from wandering off on late-night strolls around the neighborhood. Doctor: George Petrie

Mon. Aug. 12, 2024 12a #007 (aka #115) - "Better Living Through TV": In a classic episode, Ralph and Norton go on live TV in an attempt to sell the Handy Housewife Helper. The inspired (and ad-lib laden) "Better Living Through TV" (originally telecast Nov. 12, 1955) finds Ralph talking Norton into buying TV time so the two of them can go on the air and sell 2000 of the kitchen gadgets. The idea is for "Chef of the Future" Ralph to demonstrate to "Chef of the Past" Norton the many things the gizmo can do, such as open cans, remove corns and, of course, "core a apple." In the rehearsal, Ralph is the picture of calm, but as they prepare to go on the air, panic sets in and he warns a worrisome Ed: "Stop talking like that, nervous, you're going to get yourself all Norton." CLASSIC QUOTE - "Can it core an apple?"

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

(CC)

Tue. Aug. 6, 2024 1:30a #83 (aka #150/#30) - “‘Expectant Father’ ('56 version)/‘The Cold ('52 version)’”: (For “Expectant Father”): Alice secretly gets a job in a doctor's office. Ralph mistakenly concludes that Alice is pregnant. (For “The Cold”): Ralph has a terrible cold and thinks Alice wants him to die so she can collect his insurance money.

Wed. Aug. 7, 2024 1:30a #61 (aka #151/#32) – “‘Goodnight Sweet Prince’/‘Jellybeans’”: (For “Goodnight Sweet Prince”): When Ralph gets night shift duty he finds it impossible to sleep during the day. Everyone in the neighborhood gives him advice on sleeping, which only makes Ralph more nervous and irritable. (For “Jellybeans”): Ralph loses Alice's dress money when he schemes to win a jellybean contest.

Thu. Aug. 8, 2024 1:30a #??? - "Honeymooners XMas Party" ('51) (Part 1): Ralph runs an errand and the Kramdens are visited by several odd characters. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice during this episode.

Fri. Aug. 9, 2024 1:30a #??? - "Honeymooners XMas Party" ('51) (Part 2): Ralph runs an errand while Alice decorates the tree and the Kramdens are visited by several odd characters. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice during this episode.

Sat. Aug. 10, 2024 1:30a #51(aka #54/#39) – “‘Guest Speaker’/‘Lost Job’”: (For “Guest Speaker”): Ralph keeps getting interrupted while practicing his speech for the Raccoon Lodge meeting. (For “Lost Job”): Ralph is sure he's been fired when he gets a pink slip in his paycheck.

Tue. Aug. 13, 2024 1:30a #73 (aka #48/#37) - “‘Ralph's Diet’/‘Alice Plays Cupid’”: (For “Ralph’s Diet”): Ralph's diet becomes unbearable when a neighbor hides all the food for a surprise party in the Kramden's apartment. (For “Alice Plays Cupid”): When Alice finds out Ralph has invited a single friend from the Bus Company to dinner; she tries to fix him up with her girlfriend.

Wed. Aug. 14, 2024 1:30a #96 (aka #38/#59) – “‘Suspense’/‘Two Tickets To The Fight’”: (For “Suspense”): Ralph overhears Alice rehearsing her part in a play and thinks she is planning to kill him. (For “Two Tickets To The Fight”): Ralph's plans to see the fights with Norton are ruined when Alice's uncle comes to visit.

Thu. Aug. 15, 2024 1:30a #85 (aka #40/#63) – “‘Anniversary Gift’/‘Finger Man’”: (For “Anniversary Gift”): Ralph is embarrassed when the anniversary gift he bought Alice is the same one Trixie bought for her. (For “Finger Man”): Ralph heroically catches a murderer on his bus, but fears for his life when the murderer escapes from jail and vows to "get the man who put the finger on him."

Fri. Aug. 16, 2024 1:30a #65 (aka #50/#41) – “‘Manager of The Baseball Team’ ('53 version)/‘Income Tax’”: (For “Manager of The Baseball Team”): Ralph mistakenly believes he's been promoted to manager. (For “Income Tax”): Ralph tries to do his taxes and figures that he owes the government $15.00. Unfortunately, he was saving his last $15.00 for a new bowling ball.

Sat. Aug. 17, 2024 1:30a #103 (aka #40/#152) – “‘Alice’s Aunt Ethel’/‘Two-Family Car’”: (For “Alice’s Aunt Ethel”): Ralph tries to get rid of Alice's visiting aunt. (For “Two-Family Car”): Ralph jumps to conclusions when he gets a telegram.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

08-15-2024, 09:54 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?p=6302531#post6302531

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. Aug. 18, 2024 12a #017 (aka #125) - "The Baby-sitter": Ralph signals his displeasure when he learns that Alice had a telephone installed in the apartment. Then later, when he calms down, he overhears a telephone conversation and thinks that she is having an affair.

Sun. Aug. 25, 2024 12a #018 (aka #126) - "The $99,000 Answer": Ralph Kramden's get-rich-quick schemes were a Honeymooners staple, but the pipe dream in "The $99,000 Answer"---which originally aired Jan. 28, 1956---may be the funniest. Convinced that he'll triumph on a quiz show, popular-music expert Ralph (Jackie Gleason) intensely prepares at home, aided by piano-playing pal Norton (Art Carney), who warms up for each song with a few bars of a familiar Stephen Foster melody. Of course, the second he's on live TV, Ralph's bravado vanishes. Going into the classic Kramden meltdown---the eyes bugging, the lips quivering, the tongue stuttering "hummina-hummina"---he's asked, for his first question, to identify the composer of "Swanee River." DON'T MISS - - Norton's introduction to every song on the piano.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

(CC)

Mon. Aug. 19, 2024 12a #023 (aka #131) - "Mama Loves Mambo": A dance teacher moves into the building and has all the husbands kicking up a fuss. Ralph and Norton had the idea that Carlos Sanchez was an old man who might like to relax with a game of checkers. He's not---bachelor Carlos is suave and handsome, and worse, is giving their wives mambo lessons in the Kramdens' apartment. Sanchez: Charles Korvin.

Mon. Aug. 26, 2024 12a #008 (aka #116) - "Pal O' Mine": A great friendship is strained after a ring t hat Norton had planned to give a co-worker winds up stuck on Ralph's finger. The episode concludes with a classic hospital scene that contains a memorable one-word ad-lib by Norton, who's saying good-bye to a doctor. Teddy Oberman: Ned Glass. Doctor: John Seymour. Nurse: Abbie Lewis.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. Aug. 20, 2024 1:30a #102 (aka #43/#61) – “‘What’s Her Name’/“Champagne & Caviar’”: (For “What’s Her Name”): Ralph and Alice fight over the name of an actress. (For “Champagne & Caviar”): Ralph sets out to impress the company president.

Wed. Aug. 21, 2024 1:30a #99 (aka #147/#44) – “‘Double Anniversary Party’”/‘Lunchbox’”: (For “Double Anniversary Party”): Alice plans a surprise anniversary party for Ralph on the same night that Ralph has made plans to surprise Alice. (For “Lunchbox”): When Ralph's lunch box gets accidentally switched at work; he blames Alice for making him an inedible lunch.

Thu. Aug. 22, 2024 1:30a #89 (aka #46/#148) – “‘Hot Tip’/‘Checkup’”: (For “Hot Tip”): Ralph places some bets at the racetrack for some neighbors, and gets nervous when Norton warns him that the police think he's a bookie. (For “Checkup”): Ralph schemes to fail a medical exam when h e thinks the doctor is from his insurance company.

Fri. Aug. 23, 2024 1:30a #58 (aka #47/#49) - “‘Norton Moves In’/‘Dinner Guest’”: (For “Norton Moves In”): The Nortons move in with the Kramdens while their apartment is being painted. Trixie and Alice take the bedroom, while Norton and Ralph attempt to sleep on a cot in the kitchen. (For “Dinner Guest”): Ralph invites a man from the bus company to dinner so he can discuss promotion. There's only one problem -every time Ralph attempts to mention the promotion Alice changes the subject.

Sat. Aug. 24, 2024 1:30a #??? - *"Dorsey Brothers Show": Ralph asks Alice to bring Mr. Dorsey (aka Tommy) to the Bus Drivers ball. Alice mistakenly thinks he means Jimmy Dorsey. Ralph gets upset at Alice when he finds out about what she did because the Dorsey brothers are feuding and Ralph tries to fidn a way to not see them fight.

Tue. Aug. 27, 2024 1:30a #86 (aka #53/#36) – “‘The Prowler’/‘Glow Worm Cleaning Powder’”: (For “The Prowler”): In the middle of the night the police warn the Kramdens that there is a prowler loose in the building. (For “Glow Worm Cleaning Powder”): Alice is chosen to be next month's "Glow Worm Girl" but Ralph won't let her do it.

Wed. Aug. 28, 2024 1:30a #66 (aka #56) - *“Vacation at Fred's Landing” ('53 version): Alice and Trixie want to vacation in Atlantic City but Ralph and Ed insist on going camping. After one day in the wilderness, Ralph and Norton realize that the great outdoors isn't what they had hoped.

Thu. Aug. 29, 2024 1:30a #49 (aka #58) - *“Hot Dog Stand”: Ralph wants to buy a hot dog stand but Alice refuses to give him the money, so he and Norton pose as successful businessmen to get a bank loan.

Fri. Aug. 30, 2024 1:30a #69 (aka #149/#58) – “‘Forgot to Register’/‘Halloween Party’ ('53 version)”: (For “Forgot To Register”): Alice causes an argument when she tells Ralph she doesn't support the candidate he and Norton are campaigning for. (For “Halloween Party”): The Kramdens and the Nortons don costumes for the bus company Halloween party. At the last minute Ralph finds out that the party is really a formal affair for his boss.

Sat. Aug. 31, 2024 1:30a #54 (aka #62) - *“Letter to the Boss” ('53 version) : Ralph mistakenly thinks a he's been fired and, with Norton's help, writes a nasty letter to his boss. After mailing the letter, Ralph finds out he's been promoted and schemes to get the letter back.
CLASSIC QUOTE -"Homina, homina, homina"

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

TVFactFan

08-15-2024, 07:36 PM

Frank Gannucci

08-29-2024, 10:52 AM

Frank Gannucci

09-12-2024, 10:59 AM

Frank Gannucci

09-12-2024, 10:59 AM

Frank Gannucci

09-26-2024, 06:56 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...31#post6302531

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(Catchy Comedy), (MeTV), (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV), (WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

(WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.)

(Closed Captioned)

(Catchy Comedy)

(Catchy Comedy) Tue. Oct. 1, 2024 1:30a #52 (aka #79) – “Goodbye Aunt Ethel (Part One)”: Ralph must sleep on a cot in the kitchen when Alice's Aunt Ethel comes to visit. Ralph pretends he has a bad back to force her out, but Aunt Ethel stays to nurse Ralph back to health.

(Catchy Comedy) Wed. Oct. 4, 2024 1:30a #53 – “Goodbye Aunt Ethel (Part Two)”: Ralph and Ed introduce Aunt Ethel to the neighborhood butcher, hoping the two will get married and Aunt Ethel will leave.

(Catchy Comedy) Thu. Oct. 5, 2024 1:30a #40 (aka #81) - *“Ralph's Sweet Tooth”: When Ralph is invited to appear in candy bar commercial, he refuses to let a bad toothache interfere.”

(Catchy Comedy) Fri. Oct. 6, 2024 1:30a #41 (aka #84) - *”Game Called On Account of Marriage”: Ralph gets tickets to a World Series game, but the game falls on Alice's sister's wedding.

(Catchy Comedy) Sat. Oct. 7, 2024 1:30a #56 (aka #86) – “The People's Choice (Part One)”: When Ralph heroically captures a murderer on his bus, he is asked to run for public office.

11a (Special): *”Jackie Gleason: Genius At Work”: Jeff Garlin hosts this retrospective of Jackie Gleason's TV show characters including Ralph Kramden of The Honeymooners and Joe the bartender.

(Catchy Comedy) 12p (Special): #224?? The Honeymooners 25th Anniversary Special: The Second Honeymoon": As the Kramdens approach their 25th anniversary, Ralph believes Alice is pregnant with their first child.

Note: Catchy Comedy is calling this episode “Away We Go” yet the above description is from The Second Honeymoon.” The description for the other episode is this:

#??? (Part 1): The Kramdens and Nortons sail to Europe. Ralph and Ed set themselves adrift on a life boat.

#??? “Away We Go” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed are worried that they won’t be rescued so they pass the time by doing various things like singing about the fact that they would rather die together. They are rescued some time later. Upon arriving in Paris, Ralph poses for a publicity photo and falls off the deck.

The only other thing I can think is maybe they will show the 1987 VHS release that was called Away We Go? I have that one. However it contains nothing but PD footage which includes the Honeymooners sketch Ring Salesman which may prove that those Pert sketches were discovered in 1987 or so.

(Catchy Comedy) 1p (also Sun. 6:30p on Catchy Comedy) #001 (aka #109) - "TV or Not TV": Ralph and Norton go partners on a new TV, but Ralph rigs a coin toss so the set stays in the Kramden apartment. It's not long before Ralph becomes a total zombie to the new medium, and all Norton wants to do is don his space helmet and watch "Captain Video."

1:30p (also Sun. 7p on Catchy Comedy) #002 (aka #110) - "Funny Money": Ralph finds a suitcase filled with money, enough, Norton says, to "keep him in pizza for the rest of his life." There's one slight problem: the money is counterfeit, and the gangsters who printed it want it back. Alice's Mother: Ethel Owen. Boss: Boris Aplon. Ziggy: Frank Marth.

(Catchy Comedy) 2p (also Sun. 7:30p on Catchy Comedy) #003 (aka #111) - "The Golfer": Hello, ball! That memorable salutation---delivered by Norton (Art Carney) as he shows the proper way to "address the ball"---has made "The Golfer" (first aired on Oct. 15, 1955) a favorite in the series canon. Ralph's trying to impress his boss by offering to join him in a foursome. Problem is, Ralph's never picked up a club in his life and learning to play in two days, he concedes, won't be easy---"It'd take me at least a week." That doesn't stop him from turning his kitchen into a fairway, using a pin cushion as a ball and, unforgettably, getting into the mood by donning an outlandish golfing outfit that is, to quote Norton, "dee-vine." DON'T MISS – Ed addressing the ball.

(Catchy Comedy) 2:30p (also Sun. 8p on Catchy Comedy) #004 (aka #111) - "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Tired of Ralph's complaints about household chores not being done, Alice convinces him to hire a maid. But the new domestic is rapidly getting fed up taking orders from Norton and Ralph, or as she calls them, "the simp and the blimp." Thelma: Betty Garde. Wilson: Frank Marth.
(Catchy Comedy) 3p (also Sun. 8:30p on Catchy Comedy) #005 (aka #113) - "A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph gets the idea in his head that he has six months to live, so he decides to sell his story to a magazine. But when he learns it's all a mistake and that he can be prosecuted for fraud, he enlists Norton to pose as a doctor ("don't touch me, I'm sterile") who can cure him of the dreaded "arterial monochromia." Publisher: George Petrie.
(Catchy Comedy) 3:30p (also Sun. 9p on Catchy Comedy) #006 (aka #114) - "The Sleepwalker": Norton's sleepwalking becomes a waking nightmare for Ralph, who can't get any sleep because he's been asked to keep his pal from wandering off on late-night strolls around the neighborhood. Doctor: George Petrie.
(Catchy Comedy) 4p (also Sun. 9:30p on Catchy Comedy) #007 (aka #115) - "Better Living Through TV": In a classic episode, Ralph and Norton go on live TV in an attempt to sell the Handy Housewife Helper. The inspired (and ad-lib laden) "Better Living Through TV" (originally telecast Nov. 12, 1955) finds Ralph talking Norton into buying TV time so the two of them can go on the air and sell 2000 of the kitchen gadgets. The idea is for "Chef of the Future" Ralph to demonstrate to "Chef of the Past" Norton the many things the gizmo can do, such as open cans, remove corns and, of course, "core a apple." In the rehearsal, Ralph is the picture of calm, but as they prepare to go on the air, panic sets in and he warns a worrisome Ed: "Stop talking like that, nervous, you're going to get yourself all Norton." CLASSIC QUOTE - "Can it core a apple?"

(Catchy Comedy) 4:30p (also Sun. 10p on Catchy Comedy) #008 (aka #116) - "Pal O' Mine": A great friendship is strained after a ring t hat Norton had planned to give a co-worker winds up stuck on Ralph's finger. The episode concludes with a classic hospital scene that contains a memorable one-word ad-lib by Norton, who's saying good-bye to a doctor. Teddy Oberman: Ned Glass. Doctor: John Seymour. Nurse: Abbie Lewis.

(Catchy Comedy) 5p (also Sun. 10:30p on Catchy Comedy) #009 (aka #117) - "Brother Ralph": A layoff at the bus company prompts Ralph and Alice to add up their total savings from all of their accounts ($12.83). That's reason enough for Alice to get a job, leaving Ralph to take care of the cooking and cleaning. But Ralph becomes really steamed after he discovers that her boss looks like a matinee idol---and that Alice told him that Ralph is her brother.

(Catchy Comedy) 5:30p (also Sun. 11p on Catchy Comedy) #010 (aka #118) - "Hello Mom": Ralph and Alice Kramden (Jackie Gleason, Audrey Meadows) squabble over the impending arrival of Ralph's mother-in-law in this classic, and ultimately touching, episode. The king is told that his castle is soon to be invaded by Alice's mom. Ralph painfully remembers how his mother-in-law said at his wedding, "I'm not losing a daughter, I'm gaining a ton," and refuses to let her visit. But when Alice stands up to him and insists her mother's coming, Ralph decides to move in with the Nortons until the visit's over. Humor and poignancy meet in a conclusion that once again shows Alice, who sees beyond Ralph's insecurities, to be the bigger person.

(Catchy Comedy) 6p (also Sun. 11:30p on Catchy Comedy) #011 (aka #119) - "The Deciding Vote": Ralph's in a tight two-man election for the position of Raccoon convention manager and the deciding vote belongs to Norton. The episode contains a classic sight gag involving Ralph trying to clean a vacuum cleaner after it has failed "the oatmeal test."

(Catchy Comedy) 6:30p #012 (aka #120) - "Something Fishy": "I catch the fish," Ralph tells Alice, "you cook the fish. The only time we're together is when we eat the fish." Alice, however, has other ideas about Ralph and his lodge brothers worming their way out of taking the wives on the annual fishing trip. Ralph and Norton are desperate, so they angle for a way to leave Alice and Trixie behind.

(Catchy Comedy) 7p (also Mon. Sept. 30, 2024 at 12a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #013 (aka #121) - "'Twas The Night Before XMas": The Kramdens exchange presents in a Christmas episode with an O. Henry twist. Ralph is particularly proud of the gift he has for Alice: a hairpin box made of 2000 matchsticks that, he's been told, was smuggled from the palace of the Emperor of Japan. DON'T MISS - This classic retelling of "The Gift of the Magi." (

(Catchy Comedy) 7:30p (also Mon. Oct. 7, 2024 at 12a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #014 (aka #122) - "The Man From Space": Intending to take home first prize at the Raccoon Lodge's costume ball, Ralph---unable to wangle a loan from Norton---puts together his own costume and dubs himself "The Man From Space" in a memorable episode that was originally telecast Dec. 31, 1955. Angry with Norton (who's going as the Frenchman who "built the sewers of Paris") and obsessed with winning, Ralph appropriates an assortment of household items---including a faucet, a pot, a radio tube and the icebox door---to create a costume that will, he says, make Norton's rented outfit look like "a piece of French cheesecloth." The episode contains a classic example of Jackie Gleason's gift for ad-libbing when, unexpectedly; a piece of Ralph's costume falls off. "Let me have that," he improvises to Alice. "That's my denaturizer."

(Catchy Comedy) 8p #015 (aka #123) - "A Matter of Record": In "A Matter of Record" (originally telecast Jan. 7, 1956), Ralph surprises Alice with tickets to a hit Broadway mystery, but with her mother coming "all the way from Bensonhurst" for a visit, she won't go. " Where's Bensonhurst, in New Zealand or something?" Ralph snaps back, upset that Alice is forsaking him for a visit from his nemesis. "She won't be in this apartment three minutes before she starts an argument," Ralph says. With that, Alice's mother arrives and Ralph proceeds to set an alarm clock for three minutes. Sure enough, she quickly insults Ralph about his weight, chides Alice for not marrying "a good provider" and, as the final straw, spills the beans about the ending of the play. Just as the alarm clock rings, Ralph erupts ("You are a blabbermouth!") and throws his mother-in-law out. But Alice leaves with her, prompting Ralph to take Norton's suggestion and record an apology to Alice in hopes of winning her forgiveness.

(Catchy Comedy) 8:30p #016 (aka #124) - "Oh My Aching Back": After telling Alice he was too tired to leave the apartment, Ralph---on the eve of his company physical---goes bowling, throws his back out and comes home hunched over, and looking, Norton says, like "the leaning tower of pizza."

(Catchy Comedy) 9p #017 (aka #125) - "The Baby-sitter": Ralph signals his displeasure when he learns that Alice had a telephone installed in the apartment. Then later, when he calms down, he overhears a telephone conversation and thinks that she is having an affair.

(Catchy Comedy) 9:30p #018 (aka #126) - "The $99,000 Answer": Ralph Kramden's get-rich-quick schemes were a Honeymooners staple, but the pipe dream in "The $99,000 Answer"---which originally aired Jan. 28, 1956---may be the funniest. Convinced that he'll triumph on a quiz show, popular-music expert Ralph (Jackie Gleason) intensely prepares at home, aided by piano-playing pal Norton (Art Carney), who warms up for each song with a few bars of a familiar Stephen Foster melody. Of course, the second he's on live TV, Ralph's bravado vanishes. Going into the classic Kramden meltdown---the eyes bugging, the lips quivering, the tongue stuttering "hummina-hummina"---he's asked, for his first question, to identify the composer of "Swanee River." DON'T MISS - - Norton's introduction to every song on the piano.

(Catchy Comedy) 10p #019 (aka #127) - "Ralph Kramden Inc.": Ralph needs a loan from Norton, so he sells him a share of his future earnings as a corporation---Ralph Kramden, Inc. It's another con job by Ralph, of course, until he learns that an old woman with a $40 million estate died and left him in her will. That's enough for Norton, as an officer in the corporation, to remind Ralph about one "small detail"---that they need to bring a suitcase to the reading of the will to carry home the $40 million.

(Catchy Comedy) 10:30p #020 (aka #128) - "Young At Heart": Ralph wants to prove to Alice that he's still young at heart by learning dances like the Big Apple and the Suzie Q., which prompts Norton to ask: "How can anyone so round be so square?" But he's still determined, so the Kramdens and the Nortons decide to make a night of it by going roller-skating. Ralph on wheels at the rink makes for one of the series' classic scenes. Another has Norton teaching Ralph how to do the Hucklebuck.

(Catchy Comedy) 11p #021 (aka #129) - "A Dog's Life": Ralph gets another one of his half-baked ideas after he samples a tasty dish he found in his ice box in "A Dog's Life," which was originally telecast Feb. 18, 1956. Convinced that the unusual cracker-spread will satisfy the public's appetite for a snack that's new and different, Ralph asks his boss, Mr. Marshall, to taste the dish in the hope that he'll bankroll production. Ralph's even cooked up a name for the culinary delight: "KramMar's Delicious Mystery Appetizer." Marshall tries it and likes it, and asks Ralph if the recipe is exclusively his wife's or if Alice's mother helped out. "Anything she'd cook I wouldn't give to a dog," Ralph replies. But Marshall wants some other opinions, so he calls in his assistants for another taste test. After two of the assistants reveal the food to be dog food, Ralph is convinced that Alice got a dog and tries to put it back in the pound...only to fall in love with it and take possession of the other dogs who were over their respective limits and were going to be killed.

(Catchy Comedy) 11:30p #022 (aka #130) - "Here Comes The Bride": On the eve of his lodge brother Stanle y's marriage to Alice's sister, Ralph---the self-proclaimed "king of [his] castle"---gives his future brother-in-law marital advice. Furious that Stanley has agreed to live with Alice's parents, Ralph instructs him to put his foot down. "I don't want to argue," he tells Ralph, prompting Norton to reply: "If you don't want to argue, what are you getting married for?"

(Catchy Comedy) Sun. Oct. 6, 2024 12a #??? (aka #1/#5/#7) - "'Bread'/'Ralph Threatens To Leave'/'Ring Salesman' ('51)": In "Bread", Ralph and Alice Kramden argue over the fact there is no bread to go with Ralph's dinner. In "Ralph Threatens to Leave", the vegetable meat loaf stirs Ralph up. Then in "Ring Salesman", Ralph is jealous of Joe the jeweler, who he believes Alice is having an affair with. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches.

(Catchy Comedy) 12:30a #??? (aka #2/#4/#6) - '"Razor Blades'/'New TV Set'/Alice & Ralph Get Dressed For A Date Last Night'": "In "Razor Blades", Ralph can't find his razor blades. In "New Television Set", Ralph finally buys a TV. In "Alice and Ralph Get Dressed for a Date", Ralph and Alice fight before going out with the Nortons. Notes: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches. Elaine Stritch plays Trixie in "New TV Set."

(Catchy Comedy) 1a #??? (#28/#26) - "'Lost Baby'/'The Turkey'" "In "The Lost Baby", Ralph and Ed find a baby at the bus stop. In "The Turkey", Alice misplaces her wedding ring so Ralph tries to find it.

(Catchy Comedy) 1:30a #??? (#29 or #7/#16 or #167) - "'Quiz Show'/'Manager of The Baseball Team'" (either '52 version or '57 version) - "In "Quiz Show", Ralph and Alice come home with a year's supply of Krinkly Krax cereal. In "Manager of the Baseball Team", Ralph mistakenly confuses a promotion with an appointment to be baseball manager. Notes: Pert Kelton may play Alice in these sketches.

(Catchy Comedy) 2a #??? (#30/#57) - "'Halloween Party' (aka "Masquarade") ('52)/'Sprained Thumb' ('53)" -"In "Halloween party", Ralph ruins his tuxedo for a Halloween party, not realizing that it's not a costume party. In "The Sprained Thumb", Ralph's sprained thumb drives Audrey crazy.

(Catchy Comedy) 2:30a #76 (aka #57/#31) – “‘Lucky Number’/‘Pickles’”: (For “Lucky Number”): When Ralph takes off from work to go to a ball game with Norton, he wins $1,000 but can't accept it without losing his job. (For “Pickles”): When Alice has a craving for pickles; Ralph concludes that she is pregnant.

(Catchy Comedy) 3a #83 (aka #150/#30) - “‘Expectant Father’ ('56 version)/‘The Cold ('52 version)’”: (For “Expectant Father”): Alice secretly gets a job in a doctor's office. Ralph mistakenly concludes that Alice is pregnant. (For “The Cold”): Ralph has a terrible cold and thinks Alice wants him to die so she can collect his insurance money.

(Catchy Comedy) 3:30a #61 (aka #151/#32) – “‘Goodnight Sweet Prince’/‘Jellybeans’”: (For “Goodnight Sweet Prince”): When Ralph gets night shift duty he finds it impossible to sleep during the day. Everyone in the neighborhood gives him advice on sleeping, which only makes Ralph more nervous and irritable. (For “Jellybeans”): Ralph loses Alice's dress money when he schemes to win a jellybean contest.

(Catchy Comedy) 4a #??? - "Honeymooners XMas Party" ('51) (Part 1): Ralph runs an errand and the Kramdens are visited by several odd characters. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice during this episode.

(Catchy Comedy) 4:30a #??? - "Honeymooners XMas Party" ('51) (Part 2): Ralph runs an errand while Alice decorates the tree and the Kramdens are visited by several odd characters. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice during this episode.

(Catchy Comedy) 5a #51 (aka #54/#39) – “‘Guest Speaker’/‘Lost Job’”: (For “Guest Speaker”): Ralph keeps getting interrupted while practicing his speech for the Raccoon Lodge meeting. (For “Lost Job”): Ralph is sure he's been fired when he gets a pink slip in his paycheck.

(Catchy Comedy) 5:30a #73 (aka #48/#37) - “‘Ralph's Diet’/‘Alice Plays Cupid’”: (For “Ralph’s Diet”): Ralph's diet becomes unbearable when a neighbor hides all the food for a surprise party in the Kramden's apartment. (For “Alice Plays Cupid”): When Alice finds out Ralph has invited a single friend from the Bus Company to dinner; she tries to fix him up with her girlfriend.

(Catchy Comedy) 6a #96 (aka #38/#59) – “‘Suspense’/‘Two Tickets To The Fight’”: (For “Suspense”): Ralph overhears Alice rehearsing her part in a play and thinks she is planning to kill him. (For “Two Tickets To The Fight”): Ralph's plans to see the fights with Norton are ruined when Alice's uncle comes to visit.

(Catchy Comedy) 6:30a #85 (aka #40/#63) – “‘Anniversary Gift’/‘Finger Man’”: (For “Anniversary Gift”): Ralph is embarrassed when the anniversary gift he bought Alice is the same one Trixie bought for her. (For “Finger Man”): Ralph heroically catches a murderer on his bus, but fears for his life when the murderer escapes from jail and vows to "get the man who put the finger on him."

(Catchy Comedy) 7a #65 (aka #50/#41) – “‘Manager of The Baseball Team’ ('53 version)/‘Income Tax’”: (For “Manager of The Baseball Team”): Ralph mistakenly believes he's been promoted to manager. (For “Income Tax”): Ralph tries to do his taxes and figures that he owes the government $15.00. Unfortunately, he was saving his last $15.00 for a new bowling ball.

(Catchy Comedy) 7:30a #103 (aka #40/#152) – “‘Alice’s Aunt Ethel’/‘Two-Family Car’”: (For “Alice’s Aunt Ethel”): Ralph tries to get rid of Alice's visiting aunt. (For “Two-Family Car”): Ralph jumps to conclusions when he gets a telegram.

(Catchy Comedy) 8a #102 (aka #43/#61) – “‘What’s Her Name’/“Champagne & Caviar’”: (For “What’s Her Name”): Ralph and Alice fight over the name of an actress. (For “Champagne & Caviar”): Ralph sets out to impress the company president.

(Catchy Comedy) 8:30a #99 (aka #147/#44) – “‘Double Anniversary Party’”/‘Lunchbox’”: (For “Double Anniversary Party”): Alice plans a surprise anniversary party for Ralph on the same night that Ralph has made plans to surprise Alice. (For “Lunchbox”): When Ralph's lunch box gets accidentally switched at work; he blames Alice for making him an inedible lunch.

(Catchy Comedy) 9a #89 (aka #46/#148) – “‘Hot Tip’/‘Checkup’”: (For “Hot Tip”): Ralph places some bets at the racetrack for some neighbors, and gets nervous when Norton warns him that the police think he's a bookie. (For “Checkup”): Ralph schemes to fail a medical exam when h e thinks the doctor is from his insurance company.

(Catchy Comedy) 9:30a #58 (aka #47/#49) - “‘Norton Moves In’/‘Dinner Guest’”: (For “Norton Moves In”): The Nortons move in with the Kramdens while their apartment is being painted. Trixie and Alice take the bedroom, while Norton and Ralph attempt to sleep on a cot in the kitchen. (For “Dinner Guest”): Ralph invites a man from the bus company to dinner so he can discuss promotion. There's only one problem -every time Ralph attempts to mention the promotion Alice changes the subject.

(Catchy Comedy) 10a #023 (aka #131) - "Mama Loves Mambo": A dance teacher moves into the building and has all the husbands kicking up a fuss. Ralph and Norton had the idea that Carlos Sanchez was an old man who might like to relax with a game of checkers. He's not---bachelor Carlos is suave and handsome, and worse, is giving their wives mambo lessons in the Kramdens' apartment. Sanchez: Charles Korvin.

(Catchy Comedy) 10:30a #024 (aka #132) - "Please Leave The Premises": Ralph refuses to pay a rent increase of $5 a month and, to avoid eviction, barricades himself, Alice and Norton in the apartment. Its war, says Ralph, and he's the general of their army. But after a few days without heat, and the food supply reduced to only celery, General Kramden hatches a plan to get fresh grub from the neighborhood delicatessen. Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten.

(Catchy Comedy) 11a #025 (aka #133) - "House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"): Alice accepts a department store's offer to redecorate their apartment for free. She wants to surprise Ralph, so she arranges to secretly meet with the decorator---who then makes the mistake of leaving one of his gloves in the flat. When Ralph finds the glove, he suspects Alice of having an affair. Andre: Alexander Clark.

(Catchy Comedy) 11:30a (also Sun. Sept. 29, 2024 at 12:30a on WPIX & WPIX HD) #026 (aka #134) - "Young Man With A Horn": The discovery of his old cornet and an unexpected visit by a self-made millionaire prompt Ralph to wonder why he hasn't achieved more success and hit the "high note" in his life. As a result, he decides to make a list of his good points and do something to correct his bad ones.

(Catchy Comedy) 12p (also Sun. Oct. 6 at 12a on WPIX & WPIX HD) #027 (aka #135) - “Ralph’s Big Mouth” (aka "Head of The House"): In the hilarious "Head of the House" (originally telecast March 31, 1956), Ralph marks his "emancipation" as king of his castle by sitting down with Norton to finish a bottle of wine that is "a little strong but good." Their first toast, Ralph says, is "to my wife, who has finally found her place." Actually, what Alice found was a bottle of grape juice, which she substituted for the wine. When the men get plastered and pass out, Trixie and Alice pour their own drinks and make their own toasts. "I give you our husbands," says Trixie. "You can have 'em," says Alice. The wine-and-grape-juice scene, Art Carney recalled, was one of his favorites. "We really were laughing at each other...because we were supposed to be laughing...crocked and everything. Funny scene."

(Catchy Comedy) 12:30p (also Sun. Oct. 6, 2024 at 12:30a on WPIX & WPIX HD) #028 (aka #136) - "The Worry Wart": Ralph's nerves are taxed when he gets a letter requesting his presence at the IRS office. Alice tries to calm him by reminding him that many people have their returns reviewed. "You're darn right," Norton agrees. "The jails are full of them." Norton, in fact, is helping Ralph review the business deductions he made on his returns and then lends his buddy moral support by accompanying him to the IRS office.

(Catchy Comedy) 1p #029 (aka #137) - "Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"): While leaving the pool hall, Ralph witnesses a bank robbery and takes a bullet through his hat. That's reason enough for him to believe that the thugs will come gunning for him, so Norton tells his on-edge pal to just relax and watch some TV. "What's playing tonight?" Ralph asks. Norton's reply: "Dead Men Tell No Tales." Bibbo: Frank Marth. Danny: George Petrie.

(Catchy Comedy) 1:30p #030 (aka #138) - "The Loudspeaker": Ralph thinks he'll be named Raccoon of the Year,20so he begins writing his acceptance speech (if he could only get rid of his hiccups). It's a very distinctive honor, he reminds the skeptical Alice, because it entitles the two of them to "free burial privileges in the Raccoons' national cemetery in Bismarck, North Dakota."

(Catchy Comedy) 2p #031 (aka #139) - "On Stage": "Polo ponies." "On Stage" (originally telecast April 28, 1956) actually began, says co-writer Leonard Stern, "with that one word...and we built a whole sketch around it." And it's that single word---pronounced by Norton (Art Carney) to rhyme with monopolies---that has almost single-handedly made this a favorite among Honeymooners fans. The episode begins with Ralph getting a juicy part in a play being mounted by the Raccoon Lodge's Women's Auxiliary. Suddenly Ralph is strutting around like the Barrymore of Bensonhurst and entertaining dreams that a Hollywood producer in the audience will offer him a contract. But before the actual performance, there's a rehearsal with Norton---and that word---to contend with.

(Catchy Comedy) 2:30p #033 (aka #141) - "Opportunity Knocks, But": When Mr. Marshall asks him for a lesson in shooting pool, Ralph believes that his social visit to his boss's Park Avenue home is the cue for his finally advancing in the company. But it's Norton who racks up points in "Opportunity Knocks But," which originally aired May 5, 1956. The pool lesson just gets under way when Norton---not Ralph---starts offering suggestions about making improvements at the company. Impressed, Marshall offers him a job as "Bus Driver Supervisor." Marshall says he likes a man who can think on his feet, but as an enraged Ralph later tells Alice: "Norton works in the sewer. He has to think on his feet; if he sat down he'd drown." But Norton, who's thinking of accepting the offer, tells his buddy not to worry. "As long as I am an executive at that bus company," he tells Ralph, "you are sure of being a bus driver as long as you live."

(Catchy Comedy) 3p #035 (aka #143) - "Unconventional Behavior": Ralph and Norton become joined at the wrists when Norton tries out his "trick handcuffs" in "Unconventional Behavior," which originally aired May 12, 1956. Aboard a train en route to the lodge's convention in Minneapolis, the guys look forward to "five days of hilarity" and try out some of the novelty items that Norton's brought along. But when Norton's handcuffs won't unlock (there is no key), he and Ralph become closer than they'd like. This scenario yields some memorable physical humor, including Norton trying to take his coat off and the guys trying to figure out some way to sleep in upper and lower berths. It also provides one of the series' all-time lines. "Mind if I smoke?" Norton asks a frustrated Ralph. "I don't care if you burn," Ralph fires back.

(Catchy Comedy) 3:30p #037 (aka #145) - "The Safety Award": Ralph is honored with an award for being "the safest bus driver in the city" and plans to take Alice and the Nortons to the ceremony at City Hall. But his big day is plagued with problems, culminating with Ralph having an accident in his friend's car. Ever the optimist, Norton offers a distressed Ralph some sewer-worker words of wisdom: "When the tides of life turn against you, and the current upsets your boat, don't waste those tears on what might have been, just lay on your back and float." Mr. Martin: Frank Marth.

(Catchy Comedy) 4p #038 (aka #146) - "Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Mind Your Own Business"): Norton gets fired from his job in the sewer after taking Ralph's advice about demanding a promotion. Finding something new won't be easy, Norton says, because, after all, a sewer worker is like a brain surgeon---"we're both s pecialists." Still, after a couple of weeks, he finds work selling irons door-to-door. And when he tells his pal that he made $40 his first day on the job, Ralph suddenly contemplates leaving the bus company to become a salesman with Norton's company.

(Catchy Comedy) 4:30p #039 (aka #147) - "Alice & The Blonde": Audrey Meadows said that she "loved" the episode titled "Alice and the Blonde" (originally telecast June 2, 1956), and it's easy to see why. For once, it's Alice who's fuming. It's all because of what happens at the home of one of Ralph's co-workers. Trying to ingratiate himself with Bert Weedemeyer (who Ralph thinks may become the bus company's new general manager), Ralph---with Norton by his side, naturally-heaps compliments on the man's wife, a ditsy platinum blonde who calls her husband "Twinkles." Ralph's fawning and flattery isn't amusing Alice, who'll have her revenge. Rita Weedemeyer: Freda Rosen. Bert: Frank Behrens.

(Catchy Comedy) 5p #036 (aka #144) - "The Bensonhurst Bomber": An argument in the pool hall and a joke about a man's name figure in "The Bensonhurst Bomber," which originally aired Sept. 8, 1956. Of all the guest characters on The Honeymooners, few names are more recognizable to fans than "Harvey," or, as Ralph pronounces it, "Har-vee!" In fact, it's that exaggerated pronunciation that gets Ralph in hot water when the towering bully Harvey challenges Ralph to a fight at Kelsey's Gym. As the showdown approaches, a nervous Ralph believes a wiser plan might be to leave town, but Norton insists he has to fight Harvey, especially since they're closing the pool hall in Ralph's honor. "If I fight that Harvey," Ralph replies, "they'll be closing it in my memory."

(Catchy Comedy) 5:30p #032 (aka #140) - "Dial J For Janitor": Ralph can't seem to pipe down about the failures of his building's janitor. Then he finds out that the position pays $150 a month with free rent---and decides to take the job himself. Now the most gripes are coming from Norton, who says he hasn't had water in his apartment for so long that he's beginning to "see mirages." Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten. Mrs. Manicotti: Zamah Cunningham.

(Catchy Comedy) 6p #034 (aka #142) - "A Man's Pride": Ralph is too proud to tell a seemingly successful old friend that he drives a bus, so he says he "runs things" at the company in the last Honeymooners episode of the "classic 39," which originally ran from 1955 to '56. CLASSIC KRAMDEN- Ralph's reaction to the dinner check.

(Catchy Comedy) Mon. Oct. 7, 2024 12a #??? - *"Dorsey Brothers Show": Ralph asks Alice to bring Mr. Dorsey (aka Tommy) to the Bus Drivers ball. Alice mistakenly thinks he means Jimmy Dorsey. Ralph gets upset at Alice when he finds out about what she did because the Dorsey brothers are feuding and Ralph tries to fidn a way to not see them fight.

(Catchy Comedy) 12:30a #86 (aka #53/#36) – “‘The Prowler’/‘Glow Worm Cleaning Powder’”: (For “The Prowler”): In the middle of the night the police warn the Kramdens that there is a prowler loose in the building. (For “Glow Worm Cleaning Powder”): Alice is chosen to be next month's "Glow Worm Girl" but Ralph won't let her do it.

(Catchy Comedy) 1a #66 (aka #56) - *“Vacation at Fred's Landing” ('53 version): Alice and Trixie want to vacation in Atlantic City but Ralph and Ed insist on going camping. After one day in the wilderness, Ralph and Norton realize that the great outdoors isn't what they had hoped.

(Catchy Comedy) 1:30a #49 (aka #58) - *“Hot Dog Stand”: Ralph wants to buy a hot dog stand but Alice refuses to give him the money, so he and Norton pose as successful businessmen to get a bank loan.

(Catchy Comedy) 2a #69 (aka #149/#58) – “‘Forgot to Register’/‘Halloween Party’ ('53 version)”: (For “Forgot To Register”): Alice causes an argument when she tells Ralph she doesn't support the candidate he and Norton are campaigning for. (For “Halloween Party”): The Kramdens and the Nortons don costumes for the bus company Halloween party. At the last minute Ralph finds out that the party is really a formal affair for his boss.

(Catchy Comedy) 2:30a #54 (aka #62) - *“Letter to the Boss” ('53 version) : Ralph mistakenly thinks a he's been fired and, with Norton's help, writes a nasty letter to his boss. After mailing the letter, Ralph finds out he's been promoted and schemes to get the letter back.
CLASSIC QUOTE -"Homina, homina, homina"

(Catchy Comedy) 3a #??? - "'Santa & The Bookies' ('53 version) (Part 1) Ralph doesn't know that Alice has taken in knitting to pay for his Christmas present, so when he discovers baby things in the apartment he assumes Alice is pregnant.

(Catchy Comedy) 3:30a #??? - "'Santa & The Bookies' ('53 version) (Part 2) /'New Bowling Ball'": Ralph takes on a job as a sidewalk Santa with Norton as his helper so he can pay things for his and Alice's new baby that he thinks they are getting. They are both arrested as operatives in a bookmaking operation. (For "New Bowling Ball"): Ralph gets his fingers stuck in his new bowling ball and he wants to get them out before the bowling game.

(Catchy Comedy) 4a #??? - *"New Year's Eve Party": Ralph tries to get out of going to work so he can attend the Dorsey's New Year's Eve party.

(Catchy Comedy) 4:30a #71 (aka #67) – “This is Your Life (Part One)”: Ralph is chosen to be on the television program "This is Your Life," but it must be kept a secret from him. When Ralph sees Alice and the show's producer together, he thinks Alice is having an affair.

(Catchy Comedy) 5a #72 – “This is Your Life (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton find airline tickets in Alice's bag and believe she is planning to run away with the producer of "This is Your Life."

(Catchy Comedy) 5:30a #??? - "Ed Norton Interviews: 'People to People'/'Man Under The Street' (aka 'Private Life of A Sewer Worker')/'Cost of Living'": (For "People To People"): "Ed Norton's Dad" (played by Art Carney) gets interviewed about himself and his "son." (For "Man Under The Street"): Ed Sullivan (as himself) interviews Ed about his job. (For "Cost of Living"): Ed Norton gets interviewed about living.

(Catchy Comedy) Tue. Oct. 8, 2024 1:30a #57 – “The People's Choice (Part Two)”: Alice thinks the men who asked Ralph to run for public office are crooks who intend to use Ralph as a stooge, but Ralph doesn't believe her.

(Catchy Comedy) Wed. Oct. 9, 2024 1:30a #42 (aka #88) - *“Battle of the Sexes”: When Ralph and Ed decide to show their wives who's boss, Alice and Trixie fight back, leaving the guys to survive on their own.

(Catchy Comedy) Thu. Oct. 10, 2024 1:30a #74 (aka #90) - *“Brother-in-Law”: When Ralph's brother in law wants to borrow money to buy a hotel, Ralph says no; instead he schemes to buy the hotel himself.

(Catchy Comedy) Fri. Oct. 11, 2024 1:30a #43 (aka #89) - *“Teamwork Beats the Clock”: Ralph and Alice "Beat the Clock," but when they're asked to return, Alice can't make it and Norton takes over.

(Catchy Comedy) Sat. Oct. 12, 2024 1:30a #50 (aka #155) - *“Love Letter” ('56 version): Ralph fears Norton and Alice are having an affair after finding a love letter from Norton he thinks is intended for Alice.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

09-26-2024, 06:56 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

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Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(Catchy Comedy), (MeTV), (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV), (WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

(WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.)

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(Catchy Comedy) Tue. Oct. 1, 2024 1:30a #52 (aka #79) – “Goodbye Aunt Ethel (Part One)”: Ralph must sleep on a cot in the kitchen when Alice's Aunt Ethel comes to visit. Ralph pretends he has a bad back to force her out, but Aunt Ethel stays to nurse Ralph back to health.

(Catchy Comedy) Wed. Oct. 4, 2024 1:30a #53 – “Goodbye Aunt Ethel (Part Two)”: Ralph and Ed introduce Aunt Ethel to the neighborhood butcher, hoping the two will get married and Aunt Ethel will leave.

(Catchy Comedy) Thu. Oct. 5, 2024 1:30a #40 (aka #81) - *“Ralph's Sweet Tooth”: When Ralph is invited to appear in candy bar commercial, he refuses to let a bad toothache interfere.”

(Catchy Comedy) Fri. Oct. 6, 2024 1:30a #41 (aka #84) - *”Game Called On Account of Marriage”: Ralph gets tickets to a World Series game, but the game falls on Alice's sister's wedding.

(Catchy Comedy) Sat. Oct. 7, 2024 1:30a #56 (aka #86) – “The People's Choice (Part One)”: When Ralph heroically captures a murderer on his bus, he is asked to run for public office.

11a (Special): *”Jackie Gleason: Genius At Work”: Jeff Garlin hosts this retrospective of Jackie Gleason's TV show characters including Ralph Kramden of The Honeymooners and Joe the bartender.

(Catchy Comedy) 12p (Special): #224?? The Honeymooners 25th Anniversary Special: The Second Honeymoon": As the Kramdens approach their 25th anniversary, Ralph believes Alice is pregnant with their first child.

Note: Catchy Comedy is calling this episode “Away We Go” yet the above description is from The Second Honeymoon.” The description for the other episode is this:

#??? (Part 1): The Kramdens and Nortons sail to Europe. Ralph and Ed set themselves adrift on a life boat.

#??? “Away We Go” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed are worried that they won’t be rescued so they pass the time by doing various things like singing about the fact that they would rather die together. They are rescued some time later. Upon arriving in Paris, Ralph poses for a publicity photo and falls off the deck.

The only other thing I can think is maybe they will show the 1987 VHS release that was called Away We Go? I have that one. However it contains nothing but PD footage which includes the Honeymooners sketch Ring Salesman which may prove that those Pert sketches were discovered in 1987 or so.

(Catchy Comedy) 1p (also Sun. 6:30p on Catchy Comedy) #001 (aka #109) - "TV or Not TV": Ralph and Norton go partners on a new TV, but Ralph rigs a coin toss so the set stays in the Kramden apartment. It's not long before Ralph becomes a total zombie to the new medium, and all Norton wants to do is don his space helmet and watch "Captain Video."

1:30p (also Sun. 7p on Catchy Comedy) #002 (aka #110) - "Funny Money": Ralph finds a suitcase filled with money, enough, Norton says, to "keep him in pizza for the rest of his life." There's one slight problem: the money is counterfeit, and the gangsters who printed it want it back. Alice's Mother: Ethel Owen. Boss: Boris Aplon. Ziggy: Frank Marth.

(Catchy Comedy) 2p (also Sun. 7:30p on Catchy Comedy) #003 (aka #111) - "The Golfer": Hello, ball! That memorable salutation---delivered by Norton (Art Carney) as he shows the proper way to "address the ball"---has made "The Golfer" (first aired on Oct. 15, 1955) a favorite in the series canon. Ralph's trying to impress his boss by offering to join him in a foursome. Problem is, Ralph's never picked up a club in his life and learning to play in two days, he concedes, won't be easy---"It'd take me at least a week." That doesn't stop him from turning his kitchen into a fairway, using a pin cushion as a ball and, unforgettably, getting into the mood by donning an outlandish golfing outfit that is, to quote Norton, "dee-vine." DON'T MISS – Ed addressing the ball.

(Catchy Comedy) 2:30p (also Sun. 8p on Catchy Comedy) #004 (aka #111) - "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Tired of Ralph's complaints about household chores not being done, Alice convinces him to hire a maid. But the new domestic is rapidly getting fed up taking orders from Norton and Ralph, or as she calls them, "the simp and the blimp." Thelma: Betty Garde. Wilson: Frank Marth.

(Catchy Comedy) 3p (also Sun. 8:30p on Catchy Comedy) #005 (aka #113) - "A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph gets the idea in his head that he has six months to live, so he decides to sell his story to a magazine. But when he learns it's all a mistake and that he can be prosecuted for fraud, he enlists Norton to pose as a doctor ("don't touch me, I'm sterile") who can cure him of the dreaded "arterial monochromia." Publisher: George Petrie.

(Catchy Comedy) 3:30p (also Sun. 9p on Catchy Comedy) #006 (aka #114) - "The Sleepwalker": Norton's sleepwalking becomes a waking nightmare for Ralph, who can't get any sleep because he's been asked to keep his pal from wandering off on late-night strolls around the neighborhood. Doctor: George Petrie.

(Catchy Comedy) 4p (also Sun. 9:30p on Catchy Comedy) #007 (aka #115) - "Better Living Through TV": In a classic episode, Ralph and Norton go on live TV in an attempt to sell the Handy Housewife Helper. The inspired (and ad-lib laden) "Better Living Through TV" (originally telecast Nov. 12, 1955) finds Ralph talking Norton into buying TV time so the two of them can go on the air and sell 2000 of the kitchen gadgets. The idea is for "Chef of the Future" Ralph to demonstrate to "Chef of the Past" Norton the many things the gizmo can do, such as open cans, remove corns and, of course, "core a apple." In the rehearsal, Ralph is the picture of calm, but as they prepare to go on the air, panic sets in and he warns a worrisome Ed: "Stop talking like that, nervous, you're going to get yourself all Norton." CLASSIC QUOTE - "Can it core a apple?"

(Catchy Comedy) 4:30p (also Sun. 10p on Catchy Comedy) #008 (aka #116) - "Pal O' Mine": A great friendship is strained after a ring t hat Norton had planned to give a co-worker winds up stuck on Ralph's finger. The episode concludes with a classic hospital scene that contains a memorable one-word ad-lib by Norton, who's saying good-bye to a doctor. Teddy Oberman: Ned Glass. Doctor: John Seymour. Nurse: Abbie Lewis.

(Catchy Comedy) 5p (also Sun. 10:30p on Catchy Comedy) #009 (aka #117) - "Brother Ralph": A layoff at the bus company prompts Ralph and Alice to add up their total savings from all of their accounts ($12.83). That's reason enough for Alice to get a job, leaving Ralph to take care of the cooking and cleaning. But Ralph becomes really steamed after he discovers that her boss looks like a matinee idol---and that Alice told him that Ralph is her brother.

(Catchy Comedy) 5:30p (also Sun. 11p on Catchy Comedy) #010 (aka #118) - "Hello Mom": Ralph and Alice Kramden (Jackie Gleason, Audrey Meadows) squabble over the impending arrival of Ralph's mother-in-law in this classic, and ultimately touching, episode. The king is told that his castle is soon to be invaded by Alice's mom. Ralph painfully remembers how his mother-in-law said at his wedding, "I'm not losing a daughter, I'm gaining a ton," and refuses to let her visit. But when Alice stands up to him and insists her mother's coming, Ralph decides to move in with the Nortons until the visit's over. Humor and poignancy meet in a conclusion that once again shows Alice, who sees beyond Ralph's insecurities, to be the bigger person.

(Catchy Comedy) 6p (also Sun. 11:30p on Catchy Comedy) #011 (aka #119) - "The Deciding Vote": Ralph's in a tight two-man election for the position of Raccoon convention manager and the deciding vote belongs to Norton. The episode contains a classic sight gag involving Ralph trying to clean a vacuum cleaner after it has failed "the oatmeal test."

(Catchy Comedy) 6:30p #012 (aka #120) - "Something Fishy": "I catch the fish," Ralph tells Alice, "you cook the fish. The only time we're together is when we eat the fish." Alice, however, has other ideas about Ralph and his lodge brothers worming their way out of taking the wives on the annual fishing trip. Ralph and Norton are desperate, so they angle for a way to leave Alice and Trixie behind.

(Catchy Comedy) 7p (also Mon. Sept. 30, 2024 at 12a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #013 (aka #121) - "'Twas The Night Before XMas": The Kramdens exchange presents in a Christmas episode with an O. Henry twist. Ralph is particularly proud of the gift he has for Alice: a hairpin box made of 2000 matchsticks that, he's been told, was smuggled from the palace of the Emperor of Japan. DON'T MISS - This classic retelling of "The Gift of the Magi." (

(Catchy Comedy) 7:30p (also Mon. Oct. 7, 2024 at 12a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #014 (aka #122) - "The Man From Space": Intending to take home first prize at the Raccoon Lodge's costume ball, Ralph---unable to wangle a loan from Norton---puts together his own costume and dubs himself "The Man From Space" in a memorable episode that was originally telecast Dec. 31, 1955. Angry with Norton (who's going as the Frenchman who "built the sewers of Paris") and obsessed with winning, Ralph appropriates an assortment of household items---including a faucet, a pot, a radio tube and the icebox door---to create a costume that will, he says, make Norton's rented outfit look like "a piece of French cheesecloth." The episode contains a classic example of Jackie Gleason's gift for ad-libbing when, unexpectedly; a piece of Ralph's costume falls off. "Let me have that," he improvises to Alice. "That's my denaturizer."

(Catchy Comedy) 8p #015 (aka #123) - "A Matter of Record": In "A Matter of Record" (originally telecast Jan. 7, 1956), Ralph surprises Alice with tickets to a hit Broadway mystery, but with her mother coming "all the way from Bensonhurst" for a visit, she won't go. " Where's Bensonhurst, in New Zealand or something?" Ralph snaps back, upset that Alice is forsaking him for a visit from his nemesis. "She won't be in this apartment three minutes before she starts an argument," Ralph says. With that, Alice's mother arrives and Ralph proceeds to set an alarm clock for three minutes. Sure enough, she quickly insults Ralph about his weight, chides Alice for not marrying "a good provider" and, as the final straw, spills the beans about the ending of the play. Just as the alarm clock rings, Ralph erupts ("You are a blabbermouth!") and throws his mother-in-law out. But Alice leaves with her, prompting Ralph to take Norton's suggestion and record an apology to Alice in hopes of winning her forgiveness.

(Catchy Comedy) 8:30p #016 (aka #124) - "Oh My Aching Back": After telling Alice he was too tired to leave the apartment, Ralph---on the eve of his company physical---goes bowling, throws his back out and comes home hunched over, and looking, Norton says, like "the leaning tower of pizza."

(Catchy Comedy) 9p #017 (aka #125) - "The Baby-sitter": Ralph signals his displeasure when he learns that Alice had a telephone installed in the apartment. Then later, when he calms down, he overhears a telephone conversation and thinks that she is having an affair.

(Catchy Comedy) 9:30p #018 (aka #126) - "The $99,000 Answer": Ralph Kramden's get-rich-quick schemes were a Honeymooners staple, but the pipe dream in "The $99,000 Answer"---which originally aired Jan. 28, 1956---may be the funniest. Convinced that he'll triumph on a quiz show, popular-music expert Ralph (Jackie Gleason) intensely prepares at home, aided by piano-playing pal Norton (Art Carney), who warms up for each song with a few bars of a familiar Stephen Foster melody. Of course, the second he's on live TV, Ralph's bravado vanishes. Going into the classic Kramden meltdown---the eyes bugging, the lips quivering, the tongue stuttering "hummina-hummina"---he's asked, for his first question, to identify the composer of "Swanee River." DON'T MISS - - Norton's introduction to every song on the piano.

(Catchy Comedy) 10p #019 (aka #127) - "Ralph Kramden Inc.": Ralph needs a loan from Norton, so he sells him a share of his future earnings as a corporation---Ralph Kramden, Inc. It's another con job by Ralph, of course, until he learns that an old woman with a $40 million estate died and left him in her will. That's enough for Norton, as an officer in the corporation, to remind Ralph about one "small detail"---that they need to bring a suitcase to the reading of the will to carry home the $40 million.

(Catchy Comedy) 10:30p #020 (aka #128) - "Young At Heart": Ralph wants to prove to Alice that he's still young at heart by learning dances like the Big Apple and the Suzie Q., which prompts Norton to ask: "How can anyone so round be so square?" But he's still determined, so the Kramdens and the Nortons decide to make a night of it by going roller-skating. Ralph on wheels at the rink makes for one of the series' classic scenes. Another has Norton teaching Ralph how to do the Hucklebuck.

(Catchy Comedy) 11p #021 (aka #129) - "A Dog's Life": Ralph gets another one of his half-baked ideas after he samples a tasty dish he found in his ice box in "A Dog's Life," which was originally telecast Feb. 18, 1956. Convinced that the unusual cracker-spread will satisfy the public's appetite for a snack that's new and different, Ralph asks his boss, Mr. Marshall, to taste the dish in the hope that he'll bankroll production. Ralph's even cooked up a name for the culinary delight: "KramMar's Delicious Mystery Appetizer." Marshall tries it and likes it, and asks Ralph if the recipe is exclusively his wife's or if Alice's mother helped out. "Anything she'd cook I wouldn't give to a dog," Ralph replies. But Marshall wants some other opinions, so he calls in his assistants for another taste test. After two of the assistants reveal the food to be dog food, Ralph is convinced that Alice got a dog and tries to put it back in the pound...only to fall in love with it and take possession of the other dogs who were over their respective limits and were going to be killed.

(Catchy Comedy) 11:30p #022 (aka #130) - "Here Comes The Bride": On the eve of his lodge brother Stanle y's marriage to Alice's sister, Ralph---the self-proclaimed "king of [his] castle"---gives his future brother-in-law marital advice. Furious that Stanley has agreed to live with Alice's parents, Ralph instructs him to put his foot down. "I don't want to argue," he tells Ralph, prompting Norton to reply: "If you don't want to argue, what are you getting married for?"

(Catchy Comedy) Sun. Oct. 6, 2024 12a #??? (aka #1/#5/#7) - "'Bread'/'Ralph Threatens To Leave'/'Ring Salesman' ('51)": In "Bread", Ralph and Alice Kramden argue over the fact there is no bread to go with Ralph's dinner. In "Ralph Threatens to Leave", the vegetable meat loaf stirs Ralph up. Then in "Ring Salesman", Ralph is jealous of Joe the jeweler, who he believes Alice is having an affair with. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches.

(Catchy Comedy) 12:30a #??? (aka #2/#4/#6) - '"Razor Blades'/'New TV Set'/Alice & Ralph Get Dressed For A Date Last Night'": "In "Razor Blades", Ralph can't find his razor blades. In "New Television Set", Ralph finally buys a TV. In "Alice and Ralph Get Dressed for a Date", Ralph and Alice fight before going out with the Nortons. Notes: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches. Elaine Stritch plays Trixie in "New TV Set."

(Catchy Comedy) 1a #??? (#28/#26) - "'Lost Baby'/'The Turkey'" "In "The Lost Baby", Ralph and Ed find a baby at the bus stop. In "The Turkey", Alice misplaces her wedding ring so Ralph tries to find it.

(Catchy Comedy) 1:30a #??? (#29 or #7/#16 or #167) - "'Quiz Show'/'Manager of The Baseball Team'" (either '52 version or '57 version) - "In "Quiz Show", Ralph and Alice come home with a year's supply of Krinkly Krax cereal. In "Manager of the Baseball Team", Ralph mistakenly confuses a promotion with an appointment to be baseball manager. Notes: Pert Kelton may play Alice in these sketches.

(Catchy Comedy) 2a #??? (#30/#57) - "'Halloween Party' (aka "Masquarade") ('52)/'Sprained Thumb' ('53)" -"In "Halloween party", Ralph ruins his tuxedo for a Halloween party, not realizing that it's not a costume party. In "The Sprained Thumb", Ralph's sprained thumb drives Audrey crazy.

(Catchy Comedy) 2:30a #76 (aka #57/#31) – “‘Lucky Number’/‘Pickles’”: (For “Lucky Number”): When Ralph takes off from work to go to a ball game with Norton, he wins $1,000 but can't accept it without losing his job. (For “Pickles”): When Alice has a craving for pickles; Ralph concludes that she is pregnant.

(Catchy Comedy) 3a #83 (aka #150/#30) - “‘Expectant Father’ ('56 version)/‘The Cold ('52 version)’”: (For “Expectant Father”): Alice secretly gets a job in a doctor's office. Ralph mistakenly concludes that Alice is pregnant. (For “The Cold”): Ralph has a terrible cold and thinks Alice wants him to die so she can collect his insurance money.

(Catchy Comedy) 3:30a #61 (aka #151/#32) – “‘Goodnight Sweet Prince’/‘Jellybeans’”: (For “Goodnight Sweet Prince”): When Ralph gets night shift duty he finds it impossible to sleep during the day. Everyone in the neighborhood gives him advice on sleeping, which only makes Ralph more nervous and irritable. (For “Jellybeans”): Ralph loses Alice's dress money when he schemes to win a jellybean contest.

(Catchy Comedy) 4a #??? - "Honeymooners XMas Party" ('51) (Part 1): Ralph runs an errand and the Kramdens are visited by several odd characters. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice during this episode.

(Catchy Comedy) 4:30a #??? - "Honeymooners XMas Party" ('51) (Part 2): Ralph runs an errand while Alice decorates the tree and the Kramdens are visited by several odd characters. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice during this episode.

(Catchy Comedy) 5a #51 (aka #54/#39) – “‘Guest Speaker’/‘Lost Job’”: (For “Guest Speaker”): Ralph keeps getting interrupted while practicing his speech for the Raccoon Lodge meeting. (For “Lost Job”): Ralph is sure he's been fired when he gets a pink slip in his paycheck.

(Catchy Comedy) 5:30a #73 (aka #48/#37) - “‘Ralph's Diet’/‘Alice Plays Cupid’”: (For “Ralph’s Diet”): Ralph's diet becomes unbearable when a neighbor hides all the food for a surprise party in the Kramden's apartment. (For “Alice Plays Cupid”): When Alice finds out Ralph has invited a single friend from the Bus Company to dinner; she tries to fix him up with her girlfriend.

(Catchy Comedy) 6a #96 (aka #38/#59) – “‘Suspense’/‘Two Tickets To The Fight’”: (For “Suspense”): Ralph overhears Alice rehearsing her part in a play and thinks she is planning to kill him. (For “Two Tickets To The Fight”): Ralph's plans to see the fights with Norton are ruined when Alice's uncle comes to visit.

(Catchy Comedy) 6:30a #85 (aka #40/#63) – “‘Anniversary Gift’/‘Finger Man’”: (For “Anniversary Gift”): Ralph is embarrassed when the anniversary gift he bought Alice is the same one Trixie bought for her. (For “Finger Man”): Ralph heroically catches a murderer on his bus, but fears for his life when the murderer escapes from jail and vows to "get the man who put the finger on him."

(Catchy Comedy) 7a #65 (aka #50/#41) – “‘Manager of The Baseball Team’ ('53 version)/‘Income Tax’”: (For “Manager of The Baseball Team”): Ralph mistakenly believes he's been promoted to manager. (For “Income Tax”): Ralph tries to do his taxes and figures that he owes the government $15.00. Unfortunately, he was saving his last $15.00 for a new bowling ball.

(Catchy Comedy) 7:30a #103 (aka #40/#152) – “‘Alice’s Aunt Ethel’/‘Two-Family Car’”: (For “Alice’s Aunt Ethel”): Ralph tries to get rid of Alice's visiting aunt. (For “Two-Family Car”): Ralph jumps to conclusions when he gets a telegram.

(Catchy Comedy) 8a #102 (aka #43/#61) – “‘What’s Her Name’/“Champagne & Caviar’”: (For “What’s Her Name”): Ralph and Alice fight over the name of an actress. (For “Champagne & Caviar”): Ralph sets out to impress the company president.

(Catchy Comedy) 8:30a #99 (aka #147/#44) – “‘Double Anniversary Party’”/‘Lunchbox’”: (For “Double Anniversary Party”): Alice plans a surprise anniversary party for Ralph on the same night that Ralph has made plans to surprise Alice. (For “Lunchbox”): When Ralph's lunch box gets accidentally switched at work; he blames Alice for making him an inedible lunch.

(Catchy Comedy) 9a #89 (aka #46/#148) – “‘Hot Tip’/‘Checkup’”: (For “Hot Tip”): Ralph places some bets at the racetrack for some neighbors, and gets nervous when Norton warns him that the police think he's a bookie. (For “Checkup”): Ralph schemes to fail a medical exam when h e thinks the doctor is from his insurance company.

(Catchy Comedy) 9:30a #58 (aka #47/#49) - “‘Norton Moves In’/‘Dinner Guest’”: (For “Norton Moves In”): The Nortons move in with the Kramdens while their apartment is being painted. Trixie and Alice take the bedroom, while Norton and Ralph attempt to sleep on a cot in the kitchen. (For “Dinner Guest”): Ralph invites a man from the bus company to dinner so he can discuss promotion. There's only one problem -every time Ralph attempts to mention the promotion Alice changes the subject.

(Catchy Comedy) 10a #023 (aka #131) - "Mama Loves Mambo": A dance teacher moves into the building and has all the husbands kicking up a fuss. Ralph and Norton had the idea that Carlos Sanchez was an old man who might like to relax with a game of checkers. He's not---bachelor Carlos is suave and handsome, and worse, is giving their wives mambo lessons in the Kramdens' apartment. Sanchez: Charles Korvin.

(Catchy Comedy) 10:30a #024 (aka #132) - "Please Leave The Premises": Ralph refuses to pay a rent increase of $5 a month and, to avoid eviction, barricades himself, Alice and Norton in the apartment. Its war, says Ralph, and he's the general of their army. But after a few days without heat, and the food supply reduced to only celery, General Kramden hatches a plan to get fresh grub from the neighborhood delicatessen. Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten.

(Catchy Comedy) 11a #025 (aka #133) - "House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"): Alice accepts a department store's offer to redecorate their apartment for free. She wants to surprise Ralph, so she arranges to secretly meet with the decorator---who then makes the mistake of leaving one of his gloves in the flat. When Ralph finds the glove, he suspects Alice of having an affair. Andre: Alexander Clark.

(Catchy Comedy) 11:30a (also Sun. Sept. 29, 2024 at 12:30a on WPIX & WPIX HD) #026 (aka #134) - "Young Man With A Horn": The discovery of his old cornet and an unexpected visit by a self-made millionaire prompt Ralph to wonder why he hasn't achieved more success and hit the "high note" in his life. As a result, he decides to make a list of his good points and do something to correct his bad ones.

(Catchy Comedy) 12p (also Sun. Oct. 6 at 12a on WPIX & WPIX HD) #027 (aka #135) - “Ralph’s Big Mouth” (aka "Head of The House"): In the hilarious "Head of the House" (originally telecast March 31, 1956), Ralph marks his "emancipation" as king of his castle by sitting down with Norton to finish a bottle of wine that is "a little strong but good." Their first toast, Ralph says, is "to my wife, who has finally found her place." Actually, what Alice found was a bottle of grape juice, which she substituted for the wine. When the men get plastered and pass out, Trixie and Alice pour their own drinks and make their own toasts. "I give you our husbands," says Trixie. "You can have 'em," says Alice. The wine-and-grape-juice scene, Art Carney recalled, was one of his favorites. "We really were laughing at each other...because we were supposed to be laughing...crocked and everything. Funny scene."

(Catchy Comedy) 12:30p (also Sun. Oct. 6, 2024 at 12:30a on WPIX & WPIX HD) #028 (aka #136) - "The Worry Wart": Ralph's nerves are taxed when he gets a letter requesting his presence at the IRS office. Alice tries to calm him by reminding him that many people have their returns reviewed. "You're darn right," Norton agrees. "The jails are full of them." Norton, in fact, is helping Ralph review the business deductions he made on his returns and then lends his buddy moral support by accompanying him to the IRS office.

(Catchy Comedy) 1p #029 (aka #137) - "Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"): While leaving the pool hall, Ralph witnesses a bank robbery and takes a bullet through his hat. That's reason enough for him to believe that the thugs will come gunning for him, so Norton tells his on-edge pal to just relax and watch some TV. "What's playing tonight?" Ralph asks. Norton's reply: "Dead Men Tell No Tales." Bibbo: Frank Marth. Danny: George Petrie.

(Catchy Comedy) 1:30p #030 (aka #138) - "The Loudspeaker": Ralph thinks he'll be named Raccoon of the Year,20so he begins writing his acceptance speech (if he could only get rid of his hiccups). It's a very distinctive honor, he reminds the skeptical Alice, because it entitles the two of them to "free burial privileges in the Raccoons' national cemetery in Bismarck, North Dakota."

(Catchy Comedy) 2p #031 (aka #139) - "On Stage": "Polo ponies." "On Stage" (originally telecast April 28, 1956) actually began, says co-writer Leonard Stern, "with that one word...and we built a whole sketch around it." And it's that single word---pronounced by Norton (Art Carney) to rhyme with monopolies---that has almost single-handedly made this a favorite among Honeymooners fans. The episode begins with Ralph getting a juicy part in a play being mounted by the Raccoon Lodge's Women's Auxiliary. Suddenly Ralph is strutting around like the Barrymore of Bensonhurst and entertaining dreams that a Hollywood producer in the audience will offer him a contract. But before the actual performance, there's a rehearsal with Norton---and that word---to contend with.

(Catchy Comedy) 2:30p #033 (aka #141) - "Opportunity Knocks, But": When Mr. Marshall asks him for a lesson in shooting pool, Ralph believes that his social visit to his boss's Park Avenue home is the cue for his finally advancing in the company. But it's Norton who racks up points in "Opportunity Knocks But," which originally aired May 5, 1956. The pool lesson just gets under way when Norton---not Ralph---starts offering suggestions about making improvements at the company. Impressed, Marshall offers him a job as "Bus Driver Supervisor." Marshall says he likes a man who can think on his feet, but as an enraged Ralph later tells Alice: "Norton works in the sewer. He has to think on his feet; if he sat down he'd drown." But Norton, who's thinking of accepting the offer, tells his buddy not to worry. "As long as I am an executive at that bus company," he tells Ralph, "you are sure of being a bus driver as long as you live."

(Catchy Comedy) 3p #035 (aka #143) - "Unconventional Behavior": Ralph and Norton become joined at the wrists when Norton tries out his "trick handcuffs" in "Unconventional Behavior," which originally aired May 12, 1956. Aboard a train en route to the lodge's convention in Minneapolis, the guys look forward to "five days of hilarity" and try out some of the novelty items that Norton's brought along. But when Norton's handcuffs won't unlock (there is no key), he and Ralph become closer than they'd like. This scenario yields some memorable physical humor, including Norton trying to take his coat off and the guys trying to figure out some way to sleep in upper and lower berths. It also provides one of the series' all-time lines. "Mind if I smoke?" Norton asks a frustrated Ralph. "I don't care if you burn," Ralph fires back.

(Catchy Comedy) 3:30p #037 (aka #145) - "The Safety Award": Ralph is honored with an award for being "the safest bus driver in the city" and plans to take Alice and the Nortons to the ceremony at City Hall. But his big day is plagued with problems, culminating with Ralph having an accident in his friend's car. Ever the optimist, Norton offers a distressed Ralph some sewer-worker words of wisdom: "When the tides of life turn against you, and the current upsets your boat, don't waste those tears on what might have been, just lay on your back and float." Mr. Martin: Frank Marth.

(Catchy Comedy) 4p #038 (aka #146) - "Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Mind Your Own Business"): Norton gets fired from his job in the sewer after taking Ralph's advice about demanding a promotion. Finding something new won't be easy, Norton says, because, after all, a sewer worker is like a brain surgeon---"we're both s pecialists." Still, after a couple of weeks, he finds work selling irons door-to-door. And when he tells his pal that he made $40 his first day on the job, Ralph suddenly contemplates leaving the bus company to become a salesman with Norton's company.

(Catchy Comedy) 4:30p #039 (aka #147) - "Alice & The Blonde": Audrey Meadows said that she "loved" the episode titled "Alice and the Blonde" (originally telecast June 2, 1956), and it's easy to see why. For once, it's Alice who's fuming. It's all because of what happens at the home of one of Ralph's co-workers. Trying to ingratiate himself with Bert Weedemeyer (who Ralph thinks may become the bus company's new general manager), Ralph---with Norton by his side, naturally-heaps compliments on the man's wife, a ditsy platinum blonde who calls her husband "Twinkles." Ralph's fawning and flattery isn't amusing Alice, who'll have her revenge. Rita Weedemeyer: Freda Rosen. Bert: Frank Behrens.

(Catchy Comedy) 5p #036 (aka #144) - "The Bensonhurst Bomber": An argument in the pool hall and a joke about a man's name figure in "The Bensonhurst Bomber," which originally aired Sept. 8, 1956. Of all the guest characters on The Honeymooners, few names are more recognizable to fans than "Harvey," or, as Ralph pronounces it, "Har-vee!" In fact, it's that exaggerated pronunciation that gets Ralph in hot water when the towering bully Harvey challenges Ralph to a fight at Kelsey's Gym. As the showdown approaches, a nervous Ralph believes a wiser plan might be to leave town, but Norton insists he has to fight Harvey, especially since they're closing the pool hall in Ralph's honor. "If I fight that Harvey," Ralph replies, "they'll be closing it in my memory."

(Catchy Comedy) 5:30p #032 (aka #140) - "Dial J For Janitor": Ralph can't seem to pipe down about the failures of his building's janitor. Then he finds out that the position pays $150 a month with free rent---and decides to take the job himself. Now the most gripes are coming from Norton, who says he hasn't had water in his apartment for so long that he's beginning to "see mirages." Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten. Mrs. Manicotti: Zamah Cunningham.

(Catchy Comedy) 6p #034 (aka #142) - "A Man's Pride": Ralph is too proud to tell a seemingly successful old friend that he drives a bus, so he says he "runs things" at the company in the last Honeymooners episode of the "classic 39," which originally ran from 1955 to '56. CLASSIC KRAMDEN- Ralph's reaction to the dinner check.

(Catchy Comedy) Mon. Oct. 7, 2024 12a #??? - *"Dorsey Brothers Show": Ralph asks Alice to bring Mr. Dorsey (aka Tommy) to the Bus Drivers ball. Alice mistakenly thinks he means Jimmy Dorsey. Ralph gets upset at Alice when he finds out about what she did because the Dorsey brothers are feuding and Ralph tries to fidn a way to not see them fight.

(Catchy Comedy) 12:30a #86 (aka #53/#36) – “‘The Prowler’/‘Glow Worm Cleaning Powder’”: (For “The Prowler”): In the middle of the night the police warn the Kramdens that there is a prowler loose in the building. (For “Glow Worm Cleaning Powder”): Alice is chosen to be next month's "Glow Worm Girl" but Ralph won't let her do it.

(Catchy Comedy) 1a #66 (aka #56) - *“Vacation at Fred's Landing” ('53 version): Alice and Trixie want to vacation in Atlantic City but Ralph and Ed insist on going camping. After one day in the wilderness, Ralph and Norton realize that the great outdoors isn't what they had hoped.

(Catchy Comedy) 1:30a #49 (aka #58) - *“Hot Dog Stand”: Ralph wants to buy a hot dog stand but Alice refuses to give him the money, so he and Norton pose as successful businessmen to get a bank loan.

(Catchy Comedy) 2a #69 (aka #149/#58) – “‘Forgot to Register’/‘Halloween Party’ ('53 version)”: (For “Forgot To Register”): Alice causes an argument when she tells Ralph she doesn't support the candidate he and Norton are campaigning for. (For “Halloween Party”): The Kramdens and the Nortons don costumes for the bus company Halloween party. At the last minute Ralph finds out that the party is really a formal affair for his boss.

(Catchy Comedy) 2:30a #54 (aka #62) - *“Letter to the Boss” ('53 version) : Ralph mistakenly thinks a he's been fired and, with Norton's help, writes a nasty letter to his boss. After mailing the letter, Ralph finds out he's been promoted and schemes to get the letter back.
CLASSIC QUOTE -"Homina, homina, homina"

(Catchy Comedy) 3a #??? - "'Santa & The Bookies' ('53 version) (Part 1) Ralph doesn't know that Alice has taken in knitting to pay for his Christmas present, so when he discovers baby things in the apartment he assumes Alice is pregnant.

(Catchy Comedy) 3:30a #??? - "'Santa & The Bookies' ('53 version) (Part 2) /'New Bowling Ball'": Ralph takes on a job as a sidewalk Santa with Norton as his helper so he can pay things for his and Alice's new baby that he thinks they are getting. They are both arrested as operatives in a bookmaking operation. (For "New Bowling Ball"): Ralph gets his fingers stuck in his new bowling ball and he wants to get them out before the bowling game.

(Catchy Comedy) 4a #??? - *"New Year's Eve Party": Ralph tries to get out of going to work so he can attend the Dorsey's New Year's Eve party.

(Catchy Comedy) 4:30a #71 (aka #67) – “This is Your Life (Part One)”: Ralph is chosen to be on the television program "This is Your Life," but it must be kept a secret from him. When Ralph sees Alice and the show's producer together, he thinks Alice is having an affair.

(Catchy Comedy) 5a #72 – “This is Your Life (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton find airline tickets in Alice's bag and believe she is planning to run away with the producer of "This is Your Life."

(Catchy Comedy) 5:30a #??? - "Ed Norton Interviews: 'People to People'/'Man Under The Street' (aka 'Private Life of A Sewer Worker')/'Cost of Living'": (For "People To People"): "Ed Norton's Dad" (played by Art Carney) gets interviewed about himself and his "son." (For "Man Under The Street"): Ed Sullivan (as himself) interviews Ed about his job. (For "Cost of Living"): Ed Norton gets interviewed about living.

(Catchy Comedy) Tue. Oct. 8, 2024 1:30a #57 – “The People's Choice (Part Two)”: Alice thinks the men who asked Ralph to run for public office are crooks who intend to use Ralph as a stooge, but Ralph doesn't believe her.

(Catchy Comedy) Wed. Oct. 9, 2024 1:30a #42 (aka #88) - *“Battle of the Sexes”: When Ralph and Ed decide to show their wives who's boss, Alice and Trixie fight back, leaving the guys to survive on their own.

(Catchy Comedy) Thu. Oct. 10, 2024 1:30a #74 (aka #90) - *“Brother-in-Law”: When Ralph's brother in law wants to borrow money to buy a hotel, Ralph says no; instead he schemes to buy the hotel himself.

(Catchy Comedy) Fri. Oct. 11, 2024 1:30a #43 (aka #89) - *“Teamwork Beats the Clock”: Ralph and Alice "Beat the Clock," but when they're asked to return, Alice can't make it and Norton takes over.

(Catchy Comedy) Sat. Oct. 12, 2024 1:30a #50 (aka #155) - *“Love Letter” ('56 version): Ralph fears Norton and Alice are having an affair after finding a love letter from Norton he thinks is intended for Alice.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

09-26-2024, 07:07 AM

Interesting Catchy Comedy schedule

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11-21-2024, 09:28 AM

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11-30-2024, 09:59 AM

Thanks to Merry24 of sitcomsonline.com, On Pluto TV Classic TV Families Channel on November 30, Saturday 2024 they will be airing Fa-La-La Family Christmas Episodes

Sat. Nov. 30, 2024 5p #225? “The Honeymooners-Christmas Special The Christmas Carol”:
Ralph stages his own version of “A Christmas Carol” with hilarious results. Jean Kean plays Trixie Norton. Audrey Meadows plays Alice.

6pm Santa & The Bookies' ('53 version) Ralph doesn't know that Alice has taken in knitting to pay for his Christmas present, so when he discovers baby things in the apartment he assumes Alice is pregnant. Ralph takes on a job as a sidewalk Santa with Norton as his helper so he can pay things for his and Alice's new baby that he thinks they are getting. They are both arrested as operatives in a bookmaking operation.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

TVFactFan

11-30-2024, 12:41 PM

Frank Gannucci

11-30-2024, 02:47 PM

Thanks.

My pleasure

Frank Gannucci

12-05-2024, 10:16 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=409441&page=8

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. Dec. 8, 2024 12a #003 (aka #111) - "The Golfer": Hello, ball! That memorable salutation---delivered by Norton (Art Carney) as he shows the proper way to "address the ball"---has made "The Golfer" (first aired on Oct. 15, 1955) a favorite in the series canon. Ralph's trying to impress his boss by offering to join him in a foursome. Problem is, Ralph's never picked up a club in his life and learning to play in two days, he concedes, won't be easy---"It'd take me at least a week." That doesn't stop him from turning his kitchen into a fairway, using a pin cushion as a ball and, unforgettably, getting into the mood by donning an outlandish golfing outfit that is, to quote Norton, "dee-vine." DON'T MISS – Ed addressing the ball.

12:30a #004 (aka #111) - "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Tired of Ralph's complaints about household chores not being done, Alice convinces him to hire a maid. But the new domestic is rapidly getting fed up taking orders from Norton and Ralph, or as she calls them, "the simp and the blimp." Thelma: Betty Garde. Wilson: Frank Marth.

Sun. Dec. 15, 2024 12a #005 (aka #113) - "A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph gets the idea in his head that he has six months to live, so he decides to sell his story to a magazine. But when he learns it's all a mistake and that he can be prosecuted for fraud, he enlists Norton to pose as a doctor ("don't touch me, I'm sterile") who can cure him of the dreaded "arterial monochromia." Publisher: George Petrie.

12:30a #006 (aka #114) - "The Sleepwalker": Norton's sleepwalking becomes a waking nightmare for Ralph, who can't get any sleep because he's been asked to keep his pal from wandering off on late-night strolls around the neighborhood. Doctor: George Petrie.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

(CC)

Mon. Dec. 9, 2024 12a #013 (aka #121) - "'Twas The Night Before XMas": The Kramdens exchange presents in a Christmas episode with an O. Henry twist. Ralph is particularly proud of the gift he has for Alice: a hairpin box made of 2000 matchsticks that, he's been told, was smuggled from the palace of the Emperor of Japan. DON'T MISS - This classic retelling of "The Gift of the Magi."

Mon. Dec. 16, 2024 12a #023 (aka #131) - "Mama Loves Mambo": A dance teacher moves into the building and has all the husbands kicking up a fuss. Ralph and Norton had the idea that Carlos Sanchez was an old man who might like to relax with a game of checkers. He's not---bachelor Carlos is suave and handsome, and worse, is giving their wives mambo lessons in the Kramdens' apartment. Sanchez: Charles Korvin.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

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Tue. Dec. 10, 2024 2a #??? (aka #163) "Framed In Spain” (Part 1): Blackmailers fake a hanky-panky photo of Ralph in Madrid so Ralph & Ed try to keep it from Alice.

We’d. Dec. 11, 2024 2a #??? - “Framed In Spain” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed continue to try their best to keep the hanky-panky photo of Ralph away from Alice but at the end of the episode, Alice finds it and yells at Ralph that she doesn’t want to see him again...until cops come and reveal that they caught the blackmailers and then Alice finds out the truth.

Thu. Dec. 12, 2024 2a #??? (aka #164) - "I Remember Mau Au" (Part 1): The wives want to go to the French Rivera but the boys want to go to an African safari. They get their way. The wives are miserable and get spooked.

Fri. Dec. 13, 2024 2a #??? - "i Remember Mau Au" (Part 2): On the safari, Ralph kills a rabbit & Ed kills an elephant. The boys don't like the safari as much as they hoped so they plan to scare the girls so they can convince them to leave.

Sat. Dec. 14, 2024 2a #??? - "Ed Norton Interviews: 'Brooklyn Dodgers'/'Rock & Roll'/'Guest Host'": (For Brooklyn Dodgers"): Ed gets interviewed about the Dodgers moving to LA. (For "Rock & Roll"): "Ed gets interviewed about Rock & Roll. (For Guest Host"): Art Carney helps out the guest host Johnny Ray.

Tue. Dec. 17, 2024 2a #??? (aka #1/#5/#7) - "'Bread'/'Ralph Threatens To Leave'/'Ring Salesman' ('51)": In "Bread", Ralph and Alice Kramden argue over the fact there is no bread to go with Ralph's dinner. In "Ralph Threatens to Leave", the vegetable meat loaf stirs Ralph up. Then in "Ring Salesman", Ralph is jealous of Joe the jeweler, who he believes Alice is having an affair with. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches.

We’d. Dec. 18, 2024 2a #??? (aka #2/#4/#6) - '"Razor Blades'/'New TV Set'/Alice & Ralph Get Dressed For A Date Last Night'": "In "Razor Blades", Ralph can't find his razor blades. In "New Television Set", Ralph finally buys a TV. In "Alice and Ralph Get Dressed for a Date", Ralph and Alice fight before going out with the Nortons. Notes: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches. Elaine Stritch plays Trixie in "New TV Set."

Thu. Dec. 19, 2024 2a #??? (#28/#26) - "'Lost Baby'/'The Turkey'" "In "The Lost Baby", Ralph and Ed find a baby at the bus stop. In "The Turkey", Alice misplaces her wedding ring so Ralph tries to find it.

Fri. Dec. 20, 2024 2a #??? (#29 or #7/#16 or #167) - "'Quiz Show'/'Manager of The Baseball Team'" (either '52 version or '57 version) - "In "Quiz Show", Ralph and Alice come home with a year's supply of Krinkly Krax cereal. In "Manager of the Baseball Team", Ralph mistakenly confuses a promotion with an appointment to be baseball manager. Notes: Pert Kelton may play Alice in these sketches.

Sat. Dec. 21, 2024 2a #??? - "Fortune Teller" (Part 1): A Coney Island fortune teller tells Ralph that he is going to commit a murder within a week. Ralph wants Alice to move in with her mother till the week passes but Alice refuses. Ralph moves in with Ed.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

12-19-2024, 12:00 PM

Sorry for the mistakes in the Catchy Comedy schedule. The Honeymooners starts at 2a. I fixed it.

Frank Gannucci

12-19-2024, 12:14 PM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...=409441&page=8

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. Dec. 22, 2024 12a #009 (aka #117) - "Brother Ralph": A layoff at the bus company prompts Ralph and Alice to add up their total savings from all of their accounts ($12.83). That's reason enough for Alice to get a job, leaving Ralph to take care of the cooking and cleaning. But Ralph becomes really steamed after he discovers that her boss looks like a matinee idol---and that Alice told him that Ralph is her brother.

12:30a (also Wed. Jan. 1, 2025 at 11:30a on WPIX & WPIX HD) #010 (aka #118) - "Hello Mom": Ralph and Alice Kramden (Jackie Gleason, Audrey Meadows) squabble over the impending arrival of Ralph's mother-in-law in this classic, and ultimately touching, episode. The king is told that his castle is soon to be invaded by Alice's mom. Ralph painfully remembers how his mother-in-law said at his wedding, "I'm not losing a daughter, I'm gaining a ton," and refuses to let her visit. But when Alice stands up to him and insists her mother's coming, Ralph decides to move in with the Nortons until the visit's over. Humor and poignancy meet in a conclusion that once again shows Alice, who sees beyond Ralph's insecurities, to be the bigger person.

Sun. Dec. 29, 2024 12a #011 (aka #119) - "The Deciding Vote": Ralph's in a tight two-man election for the position of Raccoon convention manager and the deciding vote belongs to Norton. The episode contains a classic sight gag involving Ralph trying to clean a vacuum cleaner after it has failed "the oatmeal test."

12:30a #012 (aka #120) - "Something Fishy": "I catch the fish," Ralph tells Alice, "you cook the fish. The only time we're together is when we eat the fish." Alice, however, has other ideas about Ralph and his lodge brothers worming their way out of taking the wives on the annual fishing trip. Ralph and Norton are desperate, so they angle for a way to leave Alice and Trixie behind.

Wed. Jan. 1, 2025 12:30a #008 (aka #116) - "Pal O' Mine": A great friendship is strained after a ring t hat Norton had planned to give a co-worker winds up stuck on Ralph's finger. The episode concludes with a classic hospital scene that contains a memorable one-word ad-lib by Norton, who's saying good-bye to a doctor. Teddy Oberman: Ned Glass. Doctor: John Seymour. Nurse: Abbie Lewis.

1a #015 (aka #123) - "A Matter of Record": In "A Matter of Record" (originally telecast Jan. 7, 1956), Ralph surprises Alice with tickets to a hit Broadway mystery, but with her mother coming "all the way from Bensonhurst" for a visit, she won't go. " Where's Bensonhurst, in New Zealand or something?" Ralph snaps back, upset that Alice is forsaking him for a visit from his nemesis. "She won't be in this apartment three minutes before she starts an argument," Ralph says. With that, Alice's mother arrives and Ralph proceeds to set an alarm clock for three minutes. Sure enough, she quickly insults Ralph about his weight, chides Alice for not marrying "a good provider" and, as the final straw, spills the beans about the ending of the play. Just as the alarm clock rings, Ralph erupts ("You are a blabbermouth!") and throws his mother-in-law out. But Alice leaves with her, prompting Ralph to take Norton's suggestion and record an apology to Alice in hopes of winning her forgiveness.

1:30a #016 (aka #124) - "Oh My Aching Back": After telling Alice he was too tired to leave the apartment, Ralph---on the eve of his company physical---goes bowling, throws his back out and comes home hunched over, and looking, Norton says, like "the leaning tower of pizza."

2a #017 (aka #125) - "The Baby-sitter": Ralph signals his displeasure when he learns that Alice had a telephone installed in the apartment. Then later, when he calms down, he overhears a telephone conversation and thinks that she is having an affair.

2:30a #019 (aka #127) - "Ralph Kramden Inc.": Ralph needs a loan from Norton, so he sells him a share of his future earnings as a corporation---Ralph Kramden, Inc. It's another con job by Ralph, of course, until he learns that an old woman with a $40 million estate died and left him in her will. That's enough for Norton, as an officer in the corporation, to remind Ralph about one "small detail"---that they need to bring a suitcase to the reading of the will to carry home the $40 million.

3a #022 (aka #130) - "Here Comes The Bride": On the eve of his lodge brother Stanley's marriage to Alice's sister, Ralph---the self-proclaimed "king of [his] castle"---gives his future brother-in-law marital advice. Furious that Stanley has agreed to live with Alice's parents, Ralph instructs him to put his foot down. "I don't want to argue," he tells Ralph, prompting Norton to reply: "If you don't want to argue, what are you getting married for?"

3:30a (also Mon. Dec. 23, 2024 at 12a on MeTV & MeTV HD): #024 (aka #132) - "Please Leave The Premises": Ralph refuses to pay a rent increase of $5 a month and, to avoid eviction, barricades himself, Alice and Norton in the apartment. It’s war, says Ralph, and he's the general of their army. But after a few days without heat, and the food supply reduced to only celery, General Kramden hatches a plan to get fresh grub from the neighborhood delicatessen. Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten.

8a #001 (aka #109) - "TV or Not TV": Ralph and Norton go partners on a new TV, but Ralph rigs a coin toss so the set stays in the Kramden apartment. It's not long before Ralph becomes a total zombie to the new medium, and all Norton wants to do is don his space helmet and watch "Captain Video."

8:30a #002 (aka #110) - "Funny Money": Ralph finds a suitcase filled with money, enough, Norton says, to "keep him in pizza for the rest of his life." There's one slight problem: the money is counterfeit, and the gangsters who printed it want it back. Alice's Mother: Ethel Owen. Boss: Boris Aplon. Ziggy: Frank Marth.

9a #003 (aka #111) - "The Golfer": Hello, ball! That memorable salutation---delivered by Norton (Art Carney) as he shows the proper way to "address the ball"---has made "The Golfer" (first aired on Oct. 15, 1955) a favorite in the series canon. Ralph's trying to impress his boss by offering to join him in a foursome. Problem is, Ralph's never picked up a club in his life and learning to play in two days, he concedes, won't be easy---"It'd take me at least a week." That doesn't stop him from turning his kitchen into a fairway, using a pin cushion as a ball and, unforgettably, getting into the mood by donning an outlandish golfing outfit that is, to quote Norton, "dee-vine." DON'T MISS – Ed addressing the ball.

9:30a #004 (aka #111) - "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Tired of Ralph's complaints about household chores not being done, Alice convinces him to hire a maid. But the new domestic is rapidly getting fed up taking orders from Norton and Ralph, or as she calls them, "the simp and the blimp." Thelma: Betty Garde. Wilson: Frank Marth.

10a #005(aka #113) - "A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph gets the idea in his head that he has six months to live, so he decides to sell his story to a magazine. But when he learns it's all a mistake and that he can be prosecuted for fraud, he enlists Norton to pose as a doctor ("don't touch me, I'm sterile") who can cure him of the dreaded "arterial monochromia." Publisher: George Petrie.

10:30a #006 (aka #114) - "The Sleepwalker": Norton's sleepwalking becomes a waking nightmare for Ralph, who can't get any sleep because he's been asked to keep his pal from wandering off on late-night strolls around the neighborhood. Doctor: George Petrie.

11a #007 (aka #115) - "Better Living Through TV": In a classic episode, Ralph and Norton go on live TV in an attempt to sell the Handy Housewife Helper. The inspired (and ad-lib laden) "Better Living Through TV" (originally telecast Nov. 12, 1955) finds Ralph talking Norton into buying TV time so the two of them can go on the air and sell 2000 of the kitchen gadgets. The idea is for "Chef of the Future" Ralph to demonstrate to "Chef of the Past" Norton the many things the gizmo can do, such as open cans, remove corns and, of course, "core a apple." In the rehearsal, Ralph is the picture of calm, but as they prepare to go on the air, panic sets in and he warns a worrisome Ed: "Stop talking like that, nervous, you're going to get yourself all Norton." CLASSIC QUOTE - "Can it core an apple?"

12p #014 (aka #122) - "The Man From Space": Intending to take home first prize at the Raccoon Lodge's costume ball, Ralph---unable to wangle a loan from Norton---puts together his own costume and dubs himself "The Man From Space" in a memorable episode that was originally telecast Dec. 31, 1955. Angry with Norton (who's going as the Frenchman who "built the sewers of Paris") and obsessed with winning, Ralph appropriates an assortment of household items---including a faucet, a pot, a radio tube and the icebox door---to create a costume that will, he says, make Norton's rented outfit look like "a piece of French cheesecloth." The episode contains a classic example of Jackie Gleason's gift for ad-libbing when, unexpectedly; a piece of Ralph's costume falls off. "Let me have that," he improvises to Alice. "That's my denaturizer."

12:30p #018 (aka #126) - "The $99,000 Answer": Ralph Kramden's get-rich-quick schemes were a Honeymooners staple, but the pipe dream in "The $99,000 Answer"---which originally aired Jan. 28, 1956---may be the funniest. Convinced that he'll triumph on a quiz show, popular-music expert Ralph (Jackie Gleason) intensely prepares at home, aided by piano-playing pal Norton (Art Carney), who warms up for each song with a few bars of a familiar Stephen Foster melody. Of course, the second he's on live TV, Ralph's bravado vanishes. Going into the classic Kramden meltdown---the eyes bugging, the lips quivering, the tongue stuttering "hummina-hummina"---he's asked, for his first question, to identify the composer of "Swanee River." DON'T MISS - - Norton's introduction to every song on the piano.

1p #020 (aka #128) - "Young At Heart": Ralph wants to prove to Alice that he's still young at heart by learning dances like the Big Apple and the Suzie Q., which prompts Norton to ask: "How can anyone so round be so square?" But he's still determined, so the Kramdens and the Nortons decide to make a night of it by going roller-skating. Ralph on wheels at the rink makes for one of the series' classic scenes. Another has Norton teaching Ralph how to do the Hucklebuck.

1:30p #027 (aka #135) - “Ralph’s Big Mouth” (aka "Head of The House"): In the hilarious "Head of the House" (originally telecast March 31, 1956), Ralph marks his "emancipation" as king of his castle by sitting down with Norton to finish a bottle of wine that is "a little strong but good." Their first toast, Ralph says, is "to my wife, who has finally found her place." Actually, what Alice found was a bottle of grape juice, which she substituted for the wine. When the men get plastered and pass out, Trixie and Alice pour their own drinks and make their own toasts. "I give you our husbands," says Trixie. "You can have 'em," says Alice. The wine-and-grape-juice scene, Art Carney recalled, was one of his favorites. "We really were laughing at each other...because we were supposed to be laughing...crocked and everything. Funny scene."

2p #028 (aka #136) - "The Worry Wart": Ralph's nerves are taxed when he gets a letter requesting his presence at the IRS office. Alice tries to calm him by reminding him that many people have their returns reviewed. "You're darn right," Norton agrees. "The jails are full of them." Norton, in fact, is helping Ralph review the business deductions he made on his returns and then lends his buddy moral support by accompanying him to the IRS office.

2:30p #029 (aka #137) - "Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"): While leaving the pool hall, Ralph witnesses a bank robbery and takes a bullet through his hat. That's reason enough for him to believe that the thugs will come gunning for him, so Norton tells his on-edge pal to just relax and watch some TV. "What's playing tonight?" Ralph asks. Norton's reply: "Dead Men Tell No Tales." Bibbo: Frank Marth. Danny: George Petrie.

3p #031 (aka #139) - "On Stage": "Polo ponies." "On Stage" (originally telecast April 28, 1956) actually began, says co-writer Leonard Stern, "with that one word...and we built a whole sketch around it." And it's that single word---pronounced by Norton (Art Carney) to rhyme with monopolies---that has almost single-handedly made this a favorite among Honeymooners fans. The episode begins with Ralph getting a juicy part in a play being mounted by the Raccoon Lodge's Women's Auxiliary. Suddenly Ralph is strutting around like the Barrymore of Bensonhurst and entertaining dreams that a Hollywood producer in the audience will offer him a contract. But before the actual performance, there's a rehearsal with Norton---and that word---to contend with.

3:30p #034 (aka #142) - "A Man's Pride": Ralph is too proud to tell a seemingly successful old friend that he drives a bus, so he says he "runs things" at the company in the last Honeymooners episode of the "classic 39," which originally ran from 1955 to '56. CLASSIC KRAMDEN- Ralph's reaction to the dinner check.

4p #035 (aka #143) - "Unconventional Behavior": Ralph and Norton become joined at the wrists when Norton tries out his "trick handcuffs" in "Unconventional Behavior," which originally aired May 12, 1956. Aboard a train en route to the lodge's convention in Minneapolis, the guys look forward to "five days of hilarity" and try out some of the novelty items that Norton's brought along. But when Norton's handcuffs won't unlock (there is no key), he and Ralph become closer than they'd like. This scenario yields some memorable physical humor, including Norton trying to take his coat off and the guys trying to figure out some way to sleep in upper and lower berths. It also provides one of the series' all-time lines. "Mind if I smoke?" Norton asks a frustrated Ralph. "I don't care if you burn," Ralph fires back.

4:30p #023 (aka #131) - "Mama Loves Mambo": A dance teacher moves into the building and has all the husbands kicking up a fuss. Ralph and Norton had the idea that Carlos Sanchez was an old man who might like to relax with a game of checkers. He's not---bachelor Carlos is suave and handsome, and worse, is giving their wives mambo lessons in the Kramdens' apartment. Sanchez: Charles Korvin.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

(CC)

Mon. Dec. 30, 2024 12a #025 (aka #133) - "House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"): Alice accepts a department store's offer to redecorate their apartment for free. She wants to surprise Ralph, so she arranges to secretly meet with the decorator---who then makes the mistake of leaving one of his gloves in the flat. When Ralph finds the glove, he suspects Alice of having an affair. Andre: Alexander Clark.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. Dec. 24, 2024 2a #76 (aka #57/#31) – “‘Lucky Number’/‘Pickles’”: (For “Lucky Number”): When Ralph takes off from work to go to a ball game with Norton, he wins $1,000 but can't accept it without losing his job. (For “Pickles”): When Alice has a craving for pickles; Ralph concludes that she is pregnant.

Wed. Dec. 25, 2024 2a “Honeymooners XMas Party" ('51) (Part 1): Ralph runs an errand and the Kramdens are visited by several odd characters. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice during this episode.

Thu. Dec. 26, 2024 2a #??? - "Honeymooners XMas Party" ('51) (Part 2): Ralph runs an errand while Alice decorates the tree and the Kramdens are visited by several odd characters. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice during this episode.

Fri. Dec. 27, 2024 2a #83 (aka #150/#30) - “‘Expectant Father’ ('56 version)/‘The Cold ('52 version)’”: (For “Expectant Father”): Alice secretly gets a job in a doctor's office. Ralph mistakenly concludes that Alice is pregnant. (For “The Cold”): Ralph has a terrible cold and thinks Alice wants him to die so she can collect his insurance money.

Sat. Dec. 28, 2024 2a #61 (aka #151/#32) – “‘Goodnight Sweet Prince’/‘Jellybeans’”: (For “Goodnight Sweet Prince”): When Ralph gets night shift duty he finds it impossible to sleep during the day. Everyone in the neighborhood gives him advice on sleeping, which only makes Ralph more nervous and irritable. (For “Jellybeans”): Ralph loses Alice's dress money when he schemes to win a jellybean contest.

Tue. Dec. 31, 2024 2a #51(aka #54/#39) – “‘Guest Speaker’/‘Lost Job’”: (For “Guest Speaker”): Ralph keeps getting interrupted while practicing his speech for the Raccoon Lodge meeting. (For “Lost Job”): Ralph is sure he's been fired when he gets a pink slip in his paycheck.

Wed. Jan. 1, 2025 2a #73 (aka #48/#37) - “‘Ralph's Diet’/‘Alice Plays Cupid’”: (For “Ralph’s Diet”): Ralph's diet becomes unbearable when a neighbor hides all the food for a surprise party in the Kramden's apartment. (For “Alice Plays Cupid”): When Alice finds out Ralph has invited a single friend from the Bus Company to dinner; she tries to fix him up with her girlfriend.

Thu. Jan. 2, 2025 2a #96 (aka #38/#59) – “‘Suspense’/‘Two Tickets To The Fight’”: (For “Suspense”): Ralph overhears Alice rehearsing her part in a play and thinks she is planning to kill him. (For “Two Tickets To The Fight”): Ralph's plans to see the fights with Norton are ruined when Alice's uncle comes to visit.

Fri. Jan. 3, 2025 2a #85 (aka #40/#63) – “‘Anniversary Gift’/‘Finger Man’”: (For “Anniversary Gift”): Ralph is embarrassed when the anniversary gift he bought Alice is the same one Trixie bought for her. (For “Finger Man”): Ralph heroically catches a murderer on his bus, but fears for his life when the murderer escapes from jail and vows to "get the man who put the finger on him."

Sat. Jan. 4, 2025 2a #65 (aka #50/#41) – “‘Manager of The Baseball Team’ ('53 version)/‘Income Tax’”: (For “Manager of The Baseball Team”): Ralph mistakenly believes he's been promoted to manager. (For “Income Tax”): Ralph tries to do his taxes and figures that he owes the government $15.00. Unfortunately, he was saving his last $15.00 for a new bowling ball.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

12-19-2024, 12:14 PM

Frank Gannucci

01-02-2025, 12:02 PM

Frank Gannucci

01-16-2025, 11:08 AM

I DID post a schedule on 1/2/25. For whatever reason, this board didn’t raise the thread. My apologies.

Frank Gannucci

01-16-2025, 11:23 AM

Frank Gannucci

01-30-2025, 11:27 AM

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Frank Gannucci

02-27-2025, 04:40 AM

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03-13-2025, 10:55 AM

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03-13-2025, 10:55 AM

Frank Gannucci

03-27-2025, 07:37 AM

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03-27-2025, 07:37 AM

Frank Gannucci

04-09-2025, 08:41 AM

Sorry I made a mistake. I made the correction in the above post but I’ll type it here too.

Sat. April 12, 2025 2a #??? (aka #1/#5/#7) - "'Bread'/'Ralph Threatens To Leave'/'Ring Salesman' ('51)": In "Bread", Ralph and Alice Kramden argue over the fact there is no bread to go with Ralph's dinner. In "Ralph Threatens to Leave", the vegetable meat loaf stirs Ralph up. Then in "Ring Salesman", Ralph is jealous of Joe the jeweler, who he believes Alice is having an affair with. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, gracenote.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

04-10-2025, 07:09 AM

Frank Gannucci

04-24-2025, 10:34 AM

Frank Gannucci

05-08-2025, 11:35 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

All times are Eastern.

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...=409441&page=9

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX), (WPIX HD), (MeTV), (MeTV HD) & (Catchy Comedy):

(WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

(WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

(CC)

The MeTV portion of this schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

(Catchy Comedy):

Tue. May 13, 2025 2a #86 (aka #53/#36) – “‘The Prowler’/‘Glow Worm Cleaning Powder’”: (For “The Prowler”): In the middle of the night the police warn the Kramdens that there is a prowler loose in the building. (For “Glow Worm Cleaning Powder”): Alice is chosen to be next month's "Glow Worm Girl" but Ralph won't let her do it.

Wed. May 14, 2025 2a #66 (aka #56) - *“Vacation at Fred's Landing” ('53 version): Alice and Trixie want to vacation in Atlantic City but Ralph and Ed insist on going camping. After one day in the wilderness, Ralph and Norton realize that the great outdoors isn't what they had hoped.

Thu. May 15 2a #49 (aka #58) - *“Hot Dog Stand”: Ralph wants to buy a hot dog stand but Alice refuses to give him the money, so he and Norton pose as successful businessmen to get a bank loan.

Fri. May 16, 2025 2a #69 (aka #149/#58) – “‘Forgot to Register’/‘Halloween Party’ ('53 version)”: (For “Forgot To Register”): Alice causes an argument when she tells Ralph she doesn't support the candidate he and Norton are campaigning for. (For “Halloween Party”): The Kramdens and the Nortons don costumes for the bus company Halloween party. At the last minute Ralph finds out that the party is really a formal affair for his boss.

Sat. May 17, 2025 2a #54 (aka #62) - *“Letter to the Boss” ('53 version) : Ralph mistakenly thinks a he's been fired and, with Norton's help, writes a nasty letter to his boss. After mailing the letter, Ralph finds out he's been promoted and schemes to get the letter back.
CLASSIC QUOTE -"Homina, homina, homina"

Sun. May 18, 2025 6a #001 (aka #109) - "TV or Not TV": Ralph and Norton go partners on a new TV, but Ralph rigs a coin toss so the set stays in the Kramden apartment. It's not long before Ralph becomes a total zombie to the new medium, and all Norton wants to do is don his space helmet and watch "Captain Video."

6:30a #002 (aka #110) - "Funny Money": Ralph finds a suitcase filled with money, enough, Norton says, to "keep him in pizza for the rest of his life." There's one slight problem: the money is counterfeit, and the gangsters who printed it want it back. Alice's Mother: Ethel Owen. Boss: Boris Aplon. Ziggy: Frank Marth.

7a #003 (aka #111) - "The Golfer": Hello, ball! That memorable salutation---delivered by Norton (Art Carney) as he shows the proper way to "address the ball"---has made "The Golfer" (first aired on Oct. 15, 1955) a favorite in the series canon. Ralph's trying to impress his boss by offering to join him in a foursome. Problem is, Ralph's never picked up a club in his life and learning to play in two days, he concedes, won't be easy---"It'd take me at least a week." That doesn't stop him from turning his kitchen into a fairway, using a pin cushion as a ball and, unforgettably, getting into the mood by donning an outlandish golfing outfit that is, to quote Norton, "dee-vine." DON'T MISS – Ed addressing the ball.

7:30a #006 (aka #114) - "The Sleepwalker": Norton's sleepwalking becomes a waking nightmare for Ralph, who can't get any sleep because he's been asked to keep his pal from wandering off on late-night strolls around the neighborhood. Doctor: George Petrie.

8a #008 (aka #116) - "Pal O' Mine": A great friendship is strained after a ring t hat Norton had planned to give a co-worker winds up stuck on Ralph's finger. The episode concludes with a classic hospital scene that contains a memorable one-word ad-lib by Norton, who's saying good-bye to a doctor. Teddy Oberman: Ned Glass. Doctor: John Seymour. Nurse: Abbie Lewis.

8:30a #009 (aka #117) - "Brother Ralph": A layoff at the bus company prompts Ralph and Alice to add up their total savings from all of their accounts ($12.83). That's reason enough for Alice to get a job, leaving Ralph to take care of the cooking and cleaning. But Ralph becomes really steamed after he discovers that her boss looks like a matinee idol---and that Alice told him that Ralph is her brother.

9a #035 (aka #143) - "Unconventional Behavior": Ralph and Norton become joined at the wrists when Norton tries out his "trick handcuffs" in "Unconventional Behavior," which originally aired May 12, 1956. Aboard a train en route to the lodge's convention in Minneapolis, the guys look forward to "five days of hilarity" and try out some of the novelty items that Norton's brought along. But when Norton's handcuffs won't unlock (there is no key), he and Ralph become closer than they'd like. This scenario yields some memorable physical humor, including Norton trying to take his coat off and the guys trying to figure out some way to sleep in upper and lower berths. It also provides one of the series' all-time lines. "Mind if I smoke?" Norton asks a frustrated Ralph. "I don't care if you burn," Ralph fires back.

9:30a (also Mon. May 19, 2025 at 5:30a on Catchy Comedy) #020 (aka #128) - "Young At Heart": Ralph wants to prove to Alice that he's still young at heart by learning dances like the Big Apple and the Suzie Q., which prompts Norton to ask: "How can anyone so round be so square?" But he's still determined, so the Kramdens and the Nortons decide to make a night of it by going roller-skating. Ralph on wheels at the rink makes for one of the series' classic scenes. Another has Norton teaching Ralph how to do the Hucklebuck.

10a #003 (aka #111) - "The Golfer": Hello, ball! That memorable salutation---delivered by Norton (Art Carney) as he shows the proper way to "address the ball"---has made "The Golfer" (first aired on Oct. 15, 1955) a favorite in the series canon. Ralph's trying to impress his boss by offering to join him in a foursome. Problem is, Ralph's never picked up a club in his life and learning to play in two days, he concedes, won't be easy---"It'd take me at least a week." That doesn't stop him from turning his kitchen into a fairway, using a pin cushion as a ball and, unforgettably, getting into the mood by donning an outlandish golfing outfit that is, to quote Norton, "dee-vine." DON'T MISS – Ed addressing the ball.

10:30a #005 (aka #113) - "A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph gets the idea in his head that he has six months to live, so he decides to sell his story to a magazine. But when he learns it's all a mistake and that he can be prosecuted for fraud, he enlists Norton to pose as a doctor ("don't touch me, I'm sterile") who can cure him of the dreaded "arterial monochromia." Publisher: George Petrie.

11a #007 (aka #115) - "Better Living Through TV": In a classic episode, Ralph and Norton go on live TV in an attempt to sell the Handy Housewife Helper. The inspired (and ad-lib laden) "Better Living Through TV" (originally telecast Nov. 12, 1955) finds Ralph talking Norton into buying TV time so the two of them can go on the air and sell 2000 of the kitchen gadgets. The idea is for "Chef of the Future" Ralph to demonstrate to "Chef of the Past" Norton the many things the gizmo can do, such as open cans, remove corns and, of course, "core a apple." In the rehearsal, Ralph is the picture of calm, but as they prepare to go on the air, panic sets in and he warns a worrisome Ed: "Stop talking like that, nervous, you're going to get yourself all Norton." CLASSIC QUOTE - "Can it core an apple?”

11:30a (also Mon. May 19, 2025 at 3:30a on Catchy Comedy) 018 (aka #126) - "The $99,000 Answer": Ralph Kramden's get-rich-quick schemes were a Honeymooners staple, but the pipe dream in "The $99,000 Answer"---which originally aired Jan. 28, 1956---may be the funniest. Convinced that he'll triumph on a quiz show, popular-music expert Ralph (Jackie Gleason) intensely prepares at home, aided by piano-playing pal Norton (Art Carney), who warms up for each song with a few bars of a familiar Stephen Foster melody. Of course, the second he's on live TV, Ralph's bravado vanishes. Going into the classic Kramden meltdown---the eyes bugging, the lips quivering, the tongue stuttering "hummina-hummina"---he's asked, for his first question, to identify the composer of "Swanee River." DON'T MISS - - Norton's introduction to every song on the piano.

12p #023 (aka #131) - "Mama Loves Mambo": A dance teacher moves into the building and has all the husbands kicking up a fuss. Ralph and Norton had the idea that Carlos Sanchez was an old man who might like to relax with a game of checkers. He's not---bachelor Carlos is suave and handsome, and worse, is giving their wives mambo lessons in the Kramdens' apartment. Sanchez: Charles Korvin.

12:30p (also Sun. May 11, 2025 at 12a on WPIX & WPIX HD) #027 (aka #135) - “Ralph’s Big Mouth” (aka "Head of The House"): In the hilarious "Head of the House" (originally telecast March 31, 1956), Ralph marks his "emancipation" as king of his castle by sitting down with Norton to finish a bottle of wine that is "a little strong but good." Their first toast, Ralph says, is "to my wife, who has finally found her place." Actually, what Alice found was a bottle of grape juice, which she substituted for the wine. When the men get plastered and pass out, Trixie and Alice pour their own drinks and make their own toasts. "I give you our husbands," says Trixie. "You can have 'em," says Alice. The wine-and-grape-juice scene, Art Carney recalled, was one of his favorites. "We really were laughing at each other...because we were supposed to be laughing...crocked and everything. Funny scene."

1p #032 (aka #140) - "Dial J For Janitor": Ralph can't seem to pipe down about the failures of his building's janitor. Then he finds out that the position pays $150 a month with free rent---and decides to take the job himself. Now the most gripes are coming from Norton, who says he hasn't had water in his apartment for so long that he's beginning to "see mirages." Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten. Mrs. Manicotti: Zamah Cunningham.

1:30p (also Mon. May 19, 2025 at 5a on Catchy Comedy) #010 (aka #118) - "Hello Mom": Ralph and Alice Kramden (Jackie Gleason, Audrey Meadows) squabble over the impending arrival of Ralph's mother-in-law in this classic, and ultimately touching, episode. The king is told that his castle is soon to be invaded by Alice's mom. Ralph painfully remembers how his mother-in-law said at his wedding, "I'm not losing a daughter, I'm gaining a ton," and refuses to let her visit. But when Alice stands up to him and insists her mother's coming, Ralph decides to move in with the Nortons until the visit's over. Humor and poignancy meet in a conclusion that once again shows Alice, who sees beyond Ralph's insecurities, to be the bigger person.

2p (also Mon. May 19, 2025 at 4a on Catchy Comedy) 011 (aka #119) - "The Deciding Vote": Ralph's in a tight two-man election for the position of Raccoon convention manager and the deciding vote belongs to Norton. The episode contains a classic sight gag involving Ralph trying to clean a vacuum cleaner after it has failed "the oatmeal test."

2:30p (also Mon. May 19, 2025 at 3a on Catchy Comedy) #012 (aka #120) - "Something Fishy": "I catch the fish," Ralph tells Alice, "you cook the fish. The only time we're together is when we eat the fish." Alice, however, has other ideas about Ralph and his lodge brothers worming their way out of taking the wives on the annual fishing trip. Ralph and Norton are desperate, so they angle for a way to leave Alice and Trixie behind.

3p (also Mon. May 19, 2025 at 1a on Catchy Comedy) #014 (aka #122) - "The Man From Space": Intending to take home first prize at the Raccoon Lodge's costume ball, Ralph---unable to wangle a loan from Norton---puts together his own costume and dubs himself "The Man From Space" in a memorable episode that was originally telecast Dec. 31, 1955. Angry with Norton (who's going as the Frenchman who "built the sewers of Paris") and obsessed with winning, Ralph appropriates an assortment of household items---including a faucet, a pot, a radio tube and the icebox door---to create a costume that will, he says, make Norton's rented outfit look like "a piece of French cheesecloth." The episode contains a classic example of Jackie Gleason's gift for ad-libbing when, unexpectedly; a piece of Ralph's costume falls off. "Let me have that," he improvises to Alice. "That's my denaturizer."

3:30p (also Mon. May 19, 2025 at 2a on Catchy Comedy) #015 (aka #123) - "A Matter of Record": In "A Matter of Record" (originally telecast Jan. 7, 1956), Ralph surprises Alice with tickets to a hit Broadway mystery, but with her mother coming "all the way from Bensonhurst" for a visit, she won't go. " Where's Bensonhurst, in New Zealand or something?" Ralph snaps back, upset that Alice is forsaking him for a visit from his nemesis. "She won't be in this apartment three minutes before she starts an argument," Ralph says. With that, Alice's mother arrives and Ralph proceeds to set an alarm clock for three minutes. Sure enough, she quickly insults Ralph about his weight, chides Alice for not marrying "a good provider" and, as the final straw, spills the beans about the ending of the play. Just as the alarm clock rings, Ralph erupts ("You are a blabbermouth!") and throws his mother-in-law out. But Alice leaves with her, prompting Ralph to take Norton's suggestion and record an apology to Alice in hopes of winning her forgiveness.

4p (also Mon. May 19, 2025 at 1:30a on Catchy Comedy) #016 (aka #124) - "Oh My Aching Back": After telling Alice he was too tired to leave the apartment, Ralph---on the eve of his company physical---goes bowling, throws his back out and comes home hunched over, and looking, Norton says, like "the leaning tower of pizza."

4:30p (also Mon. May 19, 2025 at 2:30a on Catchy Comedy) 017 (aka #125) - "The Baby-sitter": Ralph signals his displeasure when he learns that Alice had a telephone installed in the apartment. Then later, when he calms down, he overhears a telephone conversation and thinks that she is having an affair.

5p (also Mon. May 19, 2025 at 4:30a on Catchy Comedy) 019 (aka #127) - "Ralph Kramden Inc.": Ralph needs a loan from Norton, so he sells him a share of his future earnings as a corporation---Ralph Kramden, Inc. It's another con job by Ralph, of course, until he learns that an old woman with a $40 million estate died and left him in her will. That's enough for Norton, as an officer in the corporation, to remind Ralph about one "small detail"---that they need to bring a suitcase to the reading of the will to carry home the $40 million.

5:30p #021 (aka #129) - "A Dog's Life": Ralph gets another one of his half-baked ideas after he samples a tasty dish he found in his ice box in "A Dog's Life," which was originally telecast Feb. 18, 1956. Convinced that the unusual cracker-spread will satisfy the public's appetite for a snack that's new and different, Ralph asks his boss, Mr. Marshall, to taste the dish in the hope that he'll bankroll production. Ralph's even cooked up a name for the culinary delight: "KramMar's Delicious Mystery Appetizer." Marshall tries it and likes it, and asks Ralph if the recipe is exclusively his wife's or if Alice's mother helped out. "Anything she'd cook I wouldn't give to a dog," Ralph replies. But Marshall wants some other opinions, so he calls in his assistants for another taste test. After two of the assistants reveal the food to be dog food, Ralph is convinced that Alice got a dog and tries to put it back in the pound...only to fall in love with it and take possession of the other dogs who were over their respective limits and were going to be killed.

6p #022 (aka #130) - "Here Comes The Bride": On the eve of his lodge brother Stanley's marriage to Alice's sister, Ralph---the self-proclaimed "king of [his] castle"---gives his future brother-in-law marital advice. Furious that Stanley has agreed to live with Alice's parents, Ralph instructs him to put his foot down. "I don't want to argue," he tells Ralph, prompting Norton to reply: "If you don't want to argue, what are you getting married for?"

6:30p 024 (aka #132) - "Please Leave The Premises": Ralph refuses to pay a rent increase of $5 a month and, to avoid eviction, barricades himself, Alice and Norton in the apartment. Its war, says Ralph, and he's the general of their army. But after a few days without heat, and the food supply reduced to only celery, General Kramden hatches a plan to get fresh grub from the neighborhood delicatessen. Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten.

7p #025 (aka #133) - "House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"): Alice accepts a department store's offer to redecorate their apartment for free. She wants to surprise Ralph, so she arranges to secretly meet with the decorator---who then makes the mistake of leaving one of his gloves in the flat. When Ralph finds the glove, he suspects Alice of having an affair. Andre: Alexander Clark.

7:30p #026 (aka #134) - "Young Man With A Horn": The discovery of his old cornet and an unexpected visit by a self-made millionaire prompt Ralph to wonder why he hasn't achieved more success and hit the "high note" in his life. As a result, he decides to make a list of his good points and do something to correct his bad ones.

8p (also Sun. May 11, 2025 at 12:30a on WPIX & WPIX HD) #028 (aka #136) - "The Worry Wart": Ralph's nerves are taxed when he gets a letter requesting his presence at the IRS office. Alice tries to calm him by reminding him that many people have their returns reviewed. "You're darn right," Norton agrees. "The jails are full of them." Norton, in fact, is helping Ralph review the business deductions he made on his returns and then lends his buddy moral support by accompanying him to the IRS office.

8:30p (also Sun. May 18, 2025 at 12a on WPIX & WPIX HD) #029 (aka #137) - ”Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"): While leaving the pool hall, Ralph witnesses a bank robbery and takes a bullet through his hat. That's reason enough for him to believe that the thugs will come gunning for him, so Norton tells his on-edge pal to just relax and watch some TV. "What's playing tonight?" Ralph asks. Norton's reply: "Dead Men Tell No Tales." Bibbo: Frank Marth. Danny: George Petrie.

9p (also Sun. May 18, 2025 at 12:30a on WPIX & WPIX HD) 030 (aka #138) - "The Loudspeaker": Ralph thinks he'll be named Raccoon of the Year, so he begins writing his acceptance speech (if he could only get rid of his hiccups). It's a very distinctive honor, he reminds the skeptical Alice, because it entitles the two of them to "free burial privileges in the Raccoons' national cemetery in Bismarck, North Dakota."

10p (also Mon. May 19, 2025 at 12a on MeTV and MeTV HD) #033 (aka #141) - "Opportunity Knocks, But": When Mr. Marshall asks him for a lesson in shooting pool, Ralph believes that his social visit to his boss's Park Avenue home is the cue for his finally advancing in the company. But it's Norton who racks up points in "Opportunity Knocks But," which originally aired May 5, 1956. The pool lesson just gets under way when Norton---not Ralph---starts offering suggestions about making improvements at the company. Impressed, Marshall offers him a job as "Bus Driver Supervisor." Marshall says he likes a man who can think on his feet, but as an enraged Ralph later tells Alice: "Norton works in the sewer. He has to think on his feet; if he sat down he'd drown." But Norton, who's thinking of accepting the offer, tells his buddy not to worry. "As long as I am an executive at that bus company," he tells Ralph, "you are sure of being a bus driver as long as you live."

10:30p #037 (aka #145) - "The Safety Award": Ralph is honored with an award for being "the safest bus driver in the city" and plans to take Alice and the Nortons to the ceremony at City Hall. But his big day is plagued with problems, culminating with Ralph having an accident in his friend's car. Ever the optimist, Norton offers a distressed Ralph some sewer-worker words of wisdom: "When the tides of life turn against you, and the current upsets your boat, don't waste those tears on what might have been, just lay on your back and float." Mr. Martin: Frank Marth

11p #038 (aka #146) - "Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Mind Your Own Business"): Norton gets fired from his job in the sewer after taking Ralph's advice about demanding a promotion. Finding something new won't be easy, Norton says, because, after all, a sewer worker is like a brain surgeon---"we're both specialists." Still, after a couple of weeks, he finds work selling irons door-to-door. And when he tells his pal that he made $40 his first day on the job, Ralph suddenly contemplates leaving the bus company to become a salesman with Norton's company.

11:30p #039 (aka #147) - "Alice & The Blonde": Audrey Meadows said that she "loved" the episode titled "Alice and the Blonde" (originally telecast June 2, 1956), and it's easy to see why. For once, it's Alice who's fuming. It's all because of what happens at the home of one of Ralph's co-workers. Trying to ingratiate himself with Bert Weedemeyer (who Ralph thinks may become the bus company's new general manager), Ralph---with Norton by his side, naturally-heaps compliments on the man's wife, a ditsy platinum blonde who calls her husband "Twinkles." Ralph's fawning and flattery isn't amusing Alice, who'll have her revenge. Rita Weedemeyer: Freda Rosen. Bert: Frank Behrens.

Mon. May 19, 2025 12a #036 (aka #144) - "The Bensonhurst Bomber": An argument in the pool hall and a joke about a man's name figure in "The Bensonhurst Bomber," which originally aired Sept. 8, 1956. Of all the guest characters on The Honeymooners, few names are more recognizable to fans than "Harvey," or, as Ralph pronounces it, "Har-vee!" In fact, it's that exaggerated pronunciation that gets Ralph in hot water when the towering bully Harvey challenges Ralph to a fight at Kelsey's Gym. As the showdown approaches, a nervous Ralph believes a wiser plan might be to leave town, but Norton insists he has to fight Harvey, especially since they're closing the pool hall in Ralph's honor. "If I fight that Harvey," Ralph replies, "they'll be closing it in my memory."

12:30a #034 (aka #142) - "A Man's Pride": Ralph is too proud to tell a seemingly successful old friend that he drives a bus, so he says he "runs things" at the company in the last Honeymooners episode of the "classic 39," which originally ran from 1955 to '56. CLASSIC KRAMDEN- Ralph's reaction to the dinner check.

Tue. May 20, 2025 2a 30a #??? - "'Santa & The Bookies' ('53 version) (Part 1) Ralph doesn't know that Alice has taken in knitting to pay for his Christmas present, so when he discovers baby things in the apartment he assumes Alice is pregnant.

Wed. May 21, 2025 2a #??? - "'Santa & The Bookies' ('53 version) (Part 2) /'New Bowling Ball'": Ralph takes on a job as a sidewalk Santa with Norton as his helper so he can pay things for his and Alice's new baby that he thinks they are getting. They are both arrested as operatives in a bookmaking operation. (For "New Bowling Ball"): Ralph gets his fingers stuck in his new bowling ball and he wants to get them out before the bowling game.

Thu. May 22, 2025 2a #??? - *"New Year's Eve Party": Ralph tries to get out of going to work so he can attend the Dorsey's New Year's Eve party.

Fri. May 23, 2025 2a #71 (aka #67) – “This is Your Life (Part One)”: Ralph is chosen to be on the television program "This is Your Life," but it must be kept a secret from him. When Ralph sees Alice and the show's producer together, he thinks Alice is having an affair.

Sat. May 24, 2025 2a #72 – “This is Your Life (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton find airline tickets in Alice's bag and believe she is planning to run away with the producer of "This is Your Life."

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, gracenote.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

05-08-2025, 11:36 AM

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05-22-2025, 10:45 AM

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05-22-2025, 10:46 AM

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06-05-2025, 10:48 AM

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06-19-2025, 11:21 AM

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07-03-2025, 10:42 AM

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07-17-2025, 10:13 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

All times are Eastern.

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?p=6382832#post6382832

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. July 20, 2025 12a #008 (aka #116) - "Pal O' Mine": A great friendship is strained after a ring t hat Norton had planned to give a co-worker winds up stuck on Ralph's finger. The episode concludes with a classic hospital scene that contains a memorable one-word ad-lib by Norton, who's saying good-bye to a doctor. Teddy Oberman: Ned Glass. Doctor: John Seymour. Nurse: Abbie Lewis.

12:30a (also Mon. July 21, 2025 at 12a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #009 (aka #117) - "Brother Ralph": A layoff at the bus company prompts Ralph and Alice to add up their total savings from all of their accounts ($12.83). That's reason enough for Alice to get a job, leaving Ralph to take care of the cooking and cleaning. But Ralph becomes really steamed after he discovers that her boss looks like a matinee idol---and that Alice told him that Ralph is her brother.

Sun. July 27, 2025 12a (also Mon. July 21, 2025 at 9:30p on MeTV & MeTV HD) #010 (aka #118) - "Hello Mom": Ralph and Alice Kramden (Jackie Gleason, Audrey Meadows) squabble over the impending arrival of Ralph's mother-in-law in this classic, and ultimately touching, episode. The king is told that his castle is soon to be invaded by Alice's mom. Ralph painfully remembers how his mother-in-law said at his wedding, "I'm not losing a daughter, I'm gaining a ton," and refuses to let her visit. But when Alice stands up to him and insists her mother's coming, Ralph decides to move in with the Nortons until the visit's over. Humor and poignancy meet in a conclusion that once again shows Alice, who sees beyond Ralph's insecurities, to be the bigger person.

12:30a (also Tue. July 22, 2025 at 9:30p on MeTV & MeTV HD) #011 (aka #119) - "The Deciding Vote": Ralph's in a tight two-man election for the position of Raccoon convention manager and the deciding vote belongs to Norton. The episode contains a classic sight gag involving Ralph trying to clean a vacuum cleaner after it has failed "the oatmeal test."

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

(CC)

Wed. July 23, 2025 9:30p #012 (aka #120) - "Something Fishy": "I catch the fish," Ralph tells Alice, "you cook the fish. The only time we're together is when we eat the fish." Alice, however, has other ideas about Ralph and his lodge brothers worming their way out of taking the wives on the annual fishing trip. Ralph and Norton are desperate, so they angle for a way to leave Alice and Trixie behind.

Thu. July 24, 2025 9:30p #013 (aka #121) - "'Twas The Night Before XMas": The Kramdens exchange presents in a Christmas episode with an O. Henry twist. Ralph is particularly proud of the gift he has for Alice: a hairpin box made of 2000 matchsticks that, he's been told, was smuggled from the palace of the Emperor of Japan. DON'T MISS - This classic retelling of "The Gift of the Magi."

Fri. July 25, 2025 9:30p #014 (aka #122) - "The Man From Space": Intending to take home first prize at the Raccoon Lodge's costume ball, Ralph---unable to wangle a loan from Norton---puts together his own costume and dubs himself "The Man From Space" in a memorable episode that was originally telecast Dec. 31, 1955. Angry with Norton (who's going as the Frenchman who "built the sewers of Paris") and obsessed with winning, Ralph appropriates an assortment of household items---including a faucet, a pot, a radio tube and the icebox door---to create a costume that will, he says, make Norton's rented outfit look like "a piece of French cheesecloth." The episode contains a classic example of Jackie Gleason's gift for ad-libbing when, unexpectedly; a piece of Ralph's costume falls off. "Let me have that," he improvises to Alice. "That's my denaturizer."

Mon. July 28, 2025 12a #015 (aka #123) - "A Matter of Record": In "A Matter of Record" (originally telecast Jan. 7, 1956), Ralph surprises Alice with tickets to a hit Broadway mystery, but with her mother coming "all the way from Bensonhurst" for a visit, she won't go. " Where's Bensonhurst, in New Zealand or something?" Ralph snaps back, upset that Alice is forsaking him for a visit from his nemesis. "She won't be in this apartment three minutes before she starts an argument," Ralph says. With that, Alice's mother arrives and Ralph proceeds to set an alarm clock for three minutes. Sure enough, she quickly insults Ralph about his weight, chides Alice for not marrying "a good provider" and, as the final straw, spills the beans about the ending of the play. Just as the alarm clock rings, Ralph erupts ("You are a blabbermouth!") and throws his mother-in-law out. But Alice leaves with her, prompting Ralph to take Norton's suggestion and record an apology to Alice in hopes of winning her forgiveness.

9:30p #016 (aka #124) - "Oh My Aching Back": After telling Alice he was too tired to leave the apartment, Ralph---on the eve of his company physical---goes bowling, throws his back out and comes home hunched over, and looking, Norton says, like "the leaning tower of pizza."

Tue. July 29, 2025 9:30p #017 (aka #125) - "The Baby-sitter": Ralph signals his displeasure when he learns that Alice had a telephone installed in the apartment. Then later, when he calms down, he overhears a telephone conversation and thinks that she is having an affair.

Wed. July 30, 2025 9:30p #018 (aka #126) - "The $99,000 Answer": Ralph Kramden's get-rich-quick schemes were a Honeymooners staple, but the pipe dream in "The $99,000 Answer"---which originally aired Jan. 28, 1956---may be the funniest. Convinced that he'll triumph on a quiz show, popular-music expert Ralph (Jackie Gleason) intensely prepares at home, aided by piano-playing pal Norton (Art Carney), who warms up for each song with a few bars of a familiar Stephen Foster melody. Of course, the second he's on live TV, Ralph's bravado vanishes. Going into the classic Kramden meltdown---the eyes bugging, the lips quivering, the tongue stuttering "hummina-hummina"---he's asked, for his first question, to identify the composer of "Swanee River." DON'T MISS - - Norton's introduction to every song on the piano.

Thu. July 31, 2025 9:30p #019 (aka #127) - "Ralph Kramden Inc.": Ralph needs a loan from Norton, so he sells him a share of his future earnings as a corporation---Ralph Kramden, Inc. It's another con job by Ralph, of course, until he learns that an old woman with a $40 million estate died and left him in her will. That's enough for Norton, as an officer in the corporation, to remind Ralph about one "small detail"---that they need to bring a suitcase to the reading of the will to carry home the $40 million.

Fri. Aug. 1, 2025 9:30p #020 (aka #128) - "Young At Heart": Ralph wants to prove to Alice that he's still young at heart by learning dances like the Big Apple and the Suzie Q., which prompts Norton to ask: "How can anyone so round be so square?" But he's still determined, so the Kramdens and the Nortons decide to make a night of it by going roller-skating. Ralph on wheels at the rink makes for one of the series' classic scenes. Another has Norton teaching Ralph how to do the Hucklebuck.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Sun. July 20, 2025 8p #225? “The Christmas Carol”: Ralph stages his own version of “A Christmas Carol” with hilarious results. Jean Kean plays Trixie Norton. Audrey Meadows plays Alice.

9p #227? “The Honeymooners Christmas Special”: Ralph takes money from his friends and family to buy lottery tickets. Jean Kean plays Trixie Norton. Audrey Meadows plays Alice.

Tue. July 22, 2025 2a #46 (aka #102) - *“Stars Over Flatbush”: Norton convinces Ralph that astrology will help him predict how to get a raise, and Ralph lets the stars rule his life.

Wed. July 23, 2025 2a #59 (aka #103) - *“One Big Happy Family”: In an effort to save money, Ralph and Ed decide to share an apartment. But life is not so sweet with Ralph and Alice and Ed and Trixie all under the same roof.

Thu. July 24, 2025 2a #106 (aka #103) – “A Weighty Problem (Part One)”: Ralph has to take a physical for the bus company and is informed that he has to diet or he would fail the physical and lose his job.

Fri. July 25, 2025 2a #107 – “A Weighty Problem (Part Two)”: Ralph is going crazy on his diet but manages to lose enough weight so he can pass the physical and still be a bus driver.

Sat. July 26, 2025 2a #70 (aka #105) - *“Boys and Girls Together”: Alice and Trixie feel that Ralph and Norton do everything together and decide to join them. Ralph and Norton scheme to discourage their wives.

Tue. July 29, 2025 2a #95 (aka #75) - *“Move Uptown”: Ralph and Alice plan to move but must sublet their old apartment first. When they can't find a new tenant, Ralph tries to break the lease.

Wed. July 30, 2025 2a (aka #106) - *“The Principle of the Thing”: To please Alice, Ralph decides to use rent money to fix up their apartment. GUEST STAR -Classic TV Tightwad - Jack Benny

Thu. July 31, 2025 2a #100 (aka #106) – “Songs and Witty Sayings (Part One)”: Ralph and Norton team up for a contest hoping to win first prize. Against their husband's wishes, Alice and Trixie also enter the contest.

Fri. Aug. 1, 2025 2a #101 – “Songs and Witty Sayings (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton wake up the neighborhood practicing for the contest.

Sat. Aug. 2, 2025 2a #48 (aka #156) - *“Finders Keepers”: Ralph and Norton want to buy a candy store. To raise the money, they participate in a contest to find $1,000 hidden somewhere in New York City.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, gracenote.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

08-07-2025, 10:48 AM

Note: I’m sorry for not posting the schedule last week. My fault.

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

All times are Eastern.

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...32#post6382832

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. Aug. 17, 2025 12a #014 (aka #122) - "The Man From Space": Intending to take home first prize at the Raccoon Lodge's costume ball, Ralph---unable to wangle a loan from Norton---puts together his own costume and dubs himself "The Man From Space" in a memorable episode that was originally telecast Dec. 31, 1955. Angry with Norton (who's going as the Frenchman who "built the sewers of Paris") and obsessed with winning, Ralph appropriates an assortment of household items---including a faucet, a pot, a radio tube and the icebox door---to create a costume that will, he says, make Norton's rented outfit look like "a piece of French cheesecloth." The episode contains a classic example of Jackie Gleason's gift for ad-libbing when, unexpectedly; a piece of Ralph's costume falls off. "Let me have that," he improvises to Alice. "That's my denaturizer."

12:30a #015 (aka #123) - "A Matter of Record": In "A Matter of Record" (originally telecast Jan. 7, 1956), Ralph surprises Alice with tickets to a hit Broadway mystery, but with her mother coming "all the way from Bensonhurst" for a visit, she won't go. " Where's Bensonhurst, in New Zealand or something?" Ralph snaps back, upset that Alice is forsaking him for a visit from his nemesis. "She won't be in this apartment three minutes before she starts an argument," Ralph says. With that, Alice's mother arrives and Ralph proceeds to set an alarm clock for three minutes. Sure enough, she quickly insults Ralph about his weight, chides Alice for not marrying "a good provider" and, as the final straw, spills the beans about the ending of the play. Just as the alarm clock rings, Ralph erupts ("You are a blabbermouth!") and throws his mother-in-law out. But Alice leaves with her, prompting Ralph to take Norton's suggestion and record an apology to Alice in hopes of winning her forgiveness.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

(CC)

Thu. Aug. 7, 2025 9:30p #025 (aka #133) - "House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"): Alice accepts a department store's offer to redecorate their apartment for free. She wants to surprise Ralph, so she arranges to secretly meet with the decorator---who then makes the mistake of leaving one of his gloves in the flat. When Ralph finds the glove, he suspects Alice of having an affair. Andre: Alexander Clark.

Fri. Aug. 8, 2025 9:30p #026 (aka #134) - "Young Man With A Horn": The discovery of his old cornet and an unexpected visit by a self-made millionaire prompt Ralph to wonder why he hasn't achieved more success and hit the "high note" in his life. As a result, he decides to make a list of his good points and do something to correct his bad ones.

Mon. Aug. 11, 2025 12a #027 (aka #135) - “Ralph’s Big Mouth” (aka "Head of The House"): In the hilarious "Head of the House" (originally telecast March 31, 1956), Ralph marks his "emancipation" as king of his castle by sitting down with Norton to finish a bottle of wine that is "a little strong but good." Their first toast, Ralph says, is "to my wife, who has finally found her place." Actually, what Alice found was a bottle of grape juice, which she substituted for the wine. When the men get plastered and pass out, Trixie and Alice pour their own drinks and make their own toasts. "I give you our husbands," says Trixie. "You can have 'em," says Alice. The wine-and-grape-juice scene, Art Carney recalled, was one of his favorites. "We really were laughing at each other...because we were supposed to be laughing...crocked and everything. Funny scene."

9:30p #028 (aka #136) - "The Worry Wart": Ralph's nerves are taxed when he gets a letter requesting his presence at the IRS office. Alice tries to calm him by reminding him that many people have their returns reviewed. "You're darn right," Norton agrees. "The jails are full of them." Norton, in fact, is helping Ralph review the business deductions he made on his returns and then lends his buddy moral support by accompanying him to the IRS office.

Tue. Aug. 12, 2025 9:30p #029 (aka #137) - "Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"): While leaving the pool hall, Ralph witnesses a bank robbery and takes a bullet through his hat. That's reason enough for him to believe that the thugs will come gunning for him, so Norton tells his on-edge pal to just relax and watch some TV. "What's playing tonight?" Ralph asks. Norton's reply: "Dead Men Tell No Tales." Bibbo: Frank Marth. Danny: George Petrie.

Wed. Aug. 13, 2025 9:30p #030 (aka #138) - "The Loudspeaker": Ralph thinks he'll be named Raccoon of the Year,20so he begins writing his acceptance speech (if he could only get rid of his hiccups). It's a very distinctive honor, he reminds the skeptical Alice, because it entitles the two of them to "free burial privileges in the Raccoons' national cemetery in Bismarck, North Dakota."

Thu. Aug. 14, 2025 9:30p #031 (aka #139) - "On Stage": "Polo ponies." "On Stage" (originally telecast April 28, 1956) actually began, says co-writer Leonard Stern, "with that one word...and we built a whole sketch around it." And it's that single word---pronounced by Norton (Art Carney) to rhyme with monopolies---that has almost single-handedly made this a favorite among Honeymooners fans. The episode begins with Ralph getting a juicy part in a play being mounted by the Raccoon Lodge's Women's Auxiliary. Suddenly Ralph is strutting around like the Barrymore of Bensonhurst and entertaining dreams that a Hollywood producer in the audience will offer him a contract. But before the actual performance, there's a rehearsal with Norton---and that word---to contend with.

Fri. Aug. 15, 2025 9:30p #032 (aka #140) - "Dial J For Janitor": Ralph can't seem to pipe down about the failures of his building's janitor. Then he finds out that the position pays $150 a month with free rent---and decides to take the job himself. Now the most gripes are coming from Norton, who says he hasn't had water in his apartment for so long that he's beginning to "see mirages." Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten. Mrs. Manicotti: Zamah Cunningham.

Mon. Aug. 18, 2025 12a #033 (aka #141) - "Opportunity Knocks, But": When Mr. Marshall asks him for a lesson in shooting pool, Ralph believes that his social visit to his boss's Park Avenue home is the cue for his finally advancing in the company. But it's Norton who racks up points in "Opportunity Knocks But," which originally aired May 5, 1956. The pool lesson just gets under way when Norton---not Ralph---starts offering suggestions about making improvements at the company. Impressed, Marshall offers him a job as "Bus Driver Supervisor." Marshall says he likes a man who can think on his feet, but as an enraged Ralph later tells Alice: "Norton works in the sewer. He has to think on his feet; if he sat down he'd drown." But Norton, who's thinking of accepting the offer, tells his buddy not to worry. "As long as I am an executive at that bus company," he tells Ralph, "you are sure of being a bus driver as long as you live."

9:30p #034 (aka #142) - "A Man's Pride": Ralph is too proud to tell a seemingly successful old friend that he drives a bus, so he says he "runs things" at the company in the last Honeymooners episode of the "classic 39," which originally ran from 1955 to '56. CLASSIC KRAMDEN- Ralph's reaction to the dinner check.

Tue. Aug. 19, 2025 9:30p #035 (aka #143) - "Unconventional Behavior": Ralph and Norton become joined at the wrists when Norton tries out his "trick handcuffs" in "Unconventional Behavior," which originally aired May 12, 1956. Aboard a train en route to the lodge's convention in Minneapolis, the guys look forward to "five days of hilarity" and try out some of the novelty items that Norton's brought along. But when Norton's handcuffs won't unlock (there is no key), he and Ralph become closer than they'd like. This scenario yields some memorable physical humor, including Norton trying to take his coat off and the guys trying to figure out some way to sleep in upper and lower berths. It also provides one of the series' all-time lines. "Mind if I smoke?" Norton asks a frustrated Ralph. "I don't care if you burn," Ralph fires back.

Wed. Aug. 20, 2025 9:30p #036 (aka #144) - "The Bensonhurst Bomber": An argument in the pool hall and a joke about a man's name figure in "The Bensonhurst Bomber," which originally aired Sept. 8, 1956. Of all the guest characters on The Honeymooners, few names are more recognizable to fans than "Harvey," or, as Ralph pronounces it, "Har-vee!" In fact, it's that exaggerated pronunciation that gets Ralph in hot water when the towering bully Harvey challenges Ralph to a fight at Kelsey's Gym. As the showdown approaches, a nervous Ralph believes a wiser plan might be to leave town, but Norton insists he has to fight Harvey, especially since they're closing the pool hall in Ralph's honor. "If I fight that Harvey," Ralph replies, "they'll be closing it in my memory."

Thu. Aug. 21, 2025 9:30p #037 (aka #145) - "The Safety Award": Ralph is honored with an award for being "the safest bus driver in the city" and plans to take Alice and the Nortons to the ceremony at City Hall. But his big day is plagued with problems, culminating with Ralph having an accident in his friend's car. Ever the optimist, Norton offers a distressed Ralph some sewer-worker words of wisdom: "When the tides of life turn against you, and the current upsets your boat, don't waste those tears on what might have been, just lay on your back and float." Mr. Martin: Frank Marth.

Fri. Aug. 22, 2025 9:30p #038 (aka #146) - "Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Mind Your Own Business"): Norton gets fired from his job in the sewer after taking Ralph's advice about demanding a promotion. Finding something new won't be easy, Norton says, because, after all, a sewer worker is like a brain surgeon---"we're both s pecialists." Still, after a couple of weeks, he finds work selling irons door-to-door. And when he tells his pal that he made $40 his first day on the job, Ralph suddenly contemplates leaving the bus company to become a salesman with Norton's company.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Fri. Aug. 8, 2025 2a #??? “Away We Go” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed are worried that they won’t be rescued so they pass the time by doing various things like singing about the fact that they would rather die together. They are rescued some time later. Upon arriving in Paris, Ralph poses for a publicity photo and falls off the deck.

Sat. Aug. 9, 2025 2a #??? (aka #158)- "Plastered In Paris” (Part 1): Ralph & Ed get a great exchange rate -- on counterfeit money and give some of it to the wives.

Tue. Aug. 12, 2025 2a #??? - “Plastered In Paris” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed get arrested for spending counterfeit money. While in jail, they try to get out only for the girls to get arrested too. They get bailed out only for Ralph & Ed to get jailed again when they try to hand in the culprits to the cops because the cops thought that the real culprits were Ralph & Ed.

Wed. Aug. 13, 2025 2a #??? (Aka #159) - “Behind The Iron Curtain” (Part 1): Ralph and Ed wander onto a Russian firing range while visiting Germany and are mistaken for spies.

Thu. Aug. 14, 2025 2a #??? - “Behind The Iron Curtain” (Part 2): While trying to get out of custody by disguising themselves as Russians, Ralph & Ed are mistaken for real Russians and due to Ed’s stupidity, they have to go to a party. Once they have been found out, they escape and answer to their wives.

Fri. Aug. 15, 2025 2a #??? (Aka #160) “When In Rome” (Part 1): The Kramdens & Norton’s arrive in Rome. While there, a little boy becomes smitten with Alice and becomes Alices guide. Ralph finds out about a guide (who he thinks is a full-grown man) and becomes jealous.

Sat. Aug. 16, 2025 2a #??? - “When In Rome” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed try to catch Alice in the act at an Italian fiesta thinking that the tour guide and Alice are going to be there but get disappointed when Alice shows up but not with the guide. At the end, they find out the truth.

Tue. Aug. 19, 2025 2a #??? - (aka #161) - "The Curse of the Kramdens" (Part 1): The Kramdens & Nortons arrive in Ireland. While there, they hear about the Ghost of Sheamus O’ Toole ruling over the Irish town that they are in. They learn that a Kramden (because of fact that the ghost’s connections to Ralph’s family) has to stay in the ancestral Kramden castle for one night in order for the curse to be broken.

Wed. Aug. 20, 2025 2a #??? - “Curse of The Kramdens” (Part 2): Ralph forces Ed to come with him and spend the night in the ancestral Kramden castle, which has the ghost. They find out that the ghost is fictional because of two people scaring people who come into the castle. Ralph & Ed catch them and somehow the curse is broken.

Thu. Aug. 21, 2025 2a #??? (aka #162) "Mad Dogs & Englishmen" (Part 1): The Kramdens & Nortons get the news that they are to appear in a Flakey Wakey commercial on an English TV show. So they rehearse.

Fri. Aug. 22, 2025 2a #??? "Mad Dogs & Englishmen" (Part 2): Ralph makes a fool of himself on the English TV show and Ed accidentally overturns a piano. The Kramdens flee London in shame but are invited back because the audience loved the commercial.

Sat. Aug. 23, 2025 2a #??? (aka #163) "Framed In Spain” (Part 1): Blackmailers fake a hanky-panky photo of Ralph in Madrid so Ralph & Ed try to keep it from Alice.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, gracenote.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

08-21-2025, 10:40 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

All times are Eastern.

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...32#post6382832

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. Aug. 24, 2025 12a #016 (aka #124) - "Oh My Aching Back": After telling Alice he was too tired to leave the apartment, Ralph---on the eve of his company physical---goes bowling, throws his back out and comes home hunched over, and looking, Norton says, like "the leaning tower of pizza."

12:30a #017 (aka #125) - "The Baby-sitter": Ralph signals his displeasure when he learns that Alice had a telephone installed in the apartment. Then later, when he calms down, he overhears a telephone conversation and thinks that she is having an affair.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. Aug. 25, 2025 12a #034 (aka #142) - "A Man's Pride": Ralph is too proud to tell a seemingly successful old friend that he drives a bus, so he says he "runs things" at the company in the last Honeymooners episode of the "classic 39," which originally ran from 1955 to '56. CLASSIC KRAMDEN- Ralph's reaction to the dinner check.

9:30p #001 (aka #109) - "TV or Not TV": Ralph and Norton go partners on a new TV, but Ralph rigs a coin toss so the set stays in the Kramden apartment. It's not long before Ralph becomes a total zombie to the new medium, and all Norton wants to do is don his space helmet and watch "Captain Video."

Tue. Aug. 26, 2025 9:30p #002 (aka #110) - "Funny Money": Ralph finds a suitcase filled with money, enough, Norton says, to "keep him in pizza for the rest of his life." There's one slight problem: the money is counterfeit, and the gangsters who printed it want it back. Alice's Mother: Ethel Owen. Boss: Boris Aplon. Ziggy: Frank Marth.

Wed. Aug. 27, 2025 9:30p #003 (aka #111) - "The Golfer": Hello, ball! That memorable salutation---delivered by Norton (Art Carney) as he shows the proper way to "address the ball"---has made "The Golfer" (first aired on Oct. 15, 1955) a favorite in the series canon. Ralph's trying to impress his boss by offering to join him in a foursome. Problem is, Ralph's never picked up a club in his life and learning to play in two days, he concedes, won't be easy---"It'd take me at least a week." That doesn't stop him from turning his kitchen into a fairway, using a pin cushion as a ball and, unforgettably, getting into the mood by donning an outlandish golfing outfit that is, to quote Norton, "dee-vine." DON'T MISS – Ed addressing the ball.

Thu. Aug. 28, 2025 9:30p #004 (aka #111) - "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Tired of Ralph's complaints about household chores not being done, Alice convinces him to hire a maid. But the new domestic is rapidly getting fed up taking orders from Norton and Ralph, or as she calls them, "the simp and the blimp." Thelma: Betty Garde. Wilson: Frank Marth.

Fri. Aug. 29, 2025 9:30p #005 (aka #113) - "A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph gets the idea in his head that he has six months to live, so he decides to sell his story to a magazine. But when he learns it's all a mistake and that he can be prosecuted for fraud, he enlists Norton to pose as a doctor ("don't touch me, I'm sterile") who can cure him of the dreaded "arterial monochromia." Publisher: George Petrie.

Mon. Sept. 1, 2025 12a #006 (aka #114) - "The Sleepwalker": Norton's sleepwalking becomes a waking nightmare for Ralph, who can't get any sleep because he's been asked to keep his pal from wandering off on late-night strolls around the neighborhood. Doctor: George Petrie.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. Aug. 26, 2025 2a #??? - “Framed In Spain” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed continue to try their best to keep the hanky-panky photo of Ralph away from Alice but at the end of the episode, Alice finds it and yells at Ralph that she doesn’t want to see him again...until cops come and reveal that they caught the blackmailers and then Alice finds out the truth.

Wed. Aug. 27, 2025 2a #??? (aka #164) - "I Remember Mau Au" (Part 1): The wives want to go to the French Rivera but the boys want to go to an African safari. They get their way. The wives are miserable and get spooked.

Thu. Aug. 28, 2025 2a #??? - "i Remember Mau Au" (Part 2): On the safari, Ralph kills a rabbit & Ed kills an elephant. The boys don't like the safari as much as they hoped so they plan to scare the girls so they can convince them to leave.

Fri. Aug. 29, 2025 2a #??? - "Ed Norton Interviews: 'Brooklyn Dodgers'/'Rock & Roll'/'Guest Host'": (For Brooklyn Dodgers"): Ed gets interviewed about the Dodgers moving to LA. (For "Rock & Roll"): "Ed gets interviewed about Rock & Roll. (For Guest Host"): Art Carney helps out the guest host Johnny Ray.

Sat. Aug. 30, 2025 2a #??? (aka #1/#5/#7) - "'Bread'/'Ralph Threatens To Leave'/'Ring Salesman' ('51)": In "Bread", Ralph and Alice Kramden argue over the fact there is no bread to go with Ralph's dinner. In "Ralph Threatens to Leave", the vegetable meat loaf stirs Ralph up. Then in "Ring Salesman", Ralph is jealous of Joe the jeweler, who he believes Alice is having an affair with. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches.

Tue. Sept. 2, 2025 2a #??? (aka #2/#4/#6) - '"Razor Blades'/'New TV Set'/Alice & Ralph Get Dressed For A Date Last Night'": "In "Razor Blades", Ralph can't find his razor blades. In "New Television Set", Ralph finally buys a TV. In "Alice and Ralph Get Dressed for a Date", Ralph and Alice fight before going out with the Nortons. Notes: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches. Elaine Stritch plays Trixie in "New TV Set."

Wed. Sept. 3, 2025 2a #??? (#28/#26) - “‘Lost Baby'/'The Turkey'" "In "The Lost Baby", Ralph and Ed find a baby at the bus stop. In "The Turkey", Alice misplaces her wedding ring so Ralph tries to find it.

Thu. Sept. 4, 2025 2a #??? (#29 or #7/#16 or #167) - "'Quiz Show'/'Manager of The Baseball Team'" (either '52 version or '57 version) - "In "Quiz Show", Ralph and Alice come home with a year's supply of Krinkly Krax cereal. In "Manager of the Baseball Team", Ralph mistakenly confuses a promotion with an appointment to be baseball manager. Notes: Pert Kelton may play Alice in these sketches.

Fri. Sept. 5, 2025 2a #??? (#30 #57) - "'Halloween Party' (aka "Masquarade") ('52)/'Sprained Thumb' ('53)" -"In "Halloween party", Ralph ruins his tuxedo for a Halloween party, not realizing that it's not a costume party. In "The Sprained Thumb", Ralph's sprained thumb drives Audrey crazy.

Sat. Sept. 6, 2025 2a #76 (aka #57/#31) – “‘Lucky Number’/‘Pickles’”: (For “Lucky Number”): When Ralph takes off from work to go to a ball game with Norton, he wins $1,000 but can't accept it without losing his job. (For “Pickles”): When Alice has a craving for pickles; Ralph concludes that she is pregnant.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, gracenote.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

08-31-2025, 08:03 PM

I just found out that metv is not going to be showing the Honeymooners Mon-Fri at 9:30p effective 9/1/25.

TVFactFan

08-31-2025, 08:16 PM

I just found out that metv is not going to be showing the Honeymooners Mon-Fri at 9:30p effective 9/1/25.

Damm its being removed completely?

stevea

08-31-2025, 09:45 PM

(Actually, just to pull in new previous post.)

Yes, they tried out Green Acres and The Honeymooners--but Gomer Pyle returns.

stevea

08-31-2025, 09:47 PM

Damm its being removed completely?

No, the late Sunday night/early Monday morning airing is still on.

TVFactFan

08-31-2025, 09:49 PM

No, the late Sunday night/early Monday morning airing is still on.

it actually fits better at 12am but just wish it was on every night

Frank Gannucci

09-04-2025, 06:56 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=409441&page=10

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. Sept. 14, 2025 12a #018 (aka #126) - "The $99,000 Answer": Ralph Kramden's get-rich-quick schemes were a Honeymooners staple, but the pipe dream in "The $99,000 Answer"---which originally aired Jan. 28, 1956---may be the funniest. Convinced that he'll triumph on a quiz show, popular-music expert Ralph (Jackie Gleason) intensely prepares at home, aided by piano-playing pal Norton (Art Carney), who warms up for each song with a few bars of a familiar Stephen Foster melody. Of course, the second he's on live TV, Ralph's bravado vanishes. Going into the classic Kramden meltdown---the eyes bugging, the lips quivering, the tongue stuttering "hummina-hummina"---he's asked, for his first question, to identify the composer of "Swanee River." DON'T MISS - - Norton's introduction to every song on the piano.

12:30a #019 (aka #127) - "Ralph Kramden Inc.": Ralph needs a loan from Norton, so he sells him a share of his future earnings as a corporation---Ralph Kramden, Inc. It's another con job by Ralph, of course, until he learns that an old woman with a $40 million estate died and left him in her will. That's enough for Norton, as an officer in the corporation, to remind Ralph about one "small detail"---that they need to bring a suitcase to the reading of the will to carry home the $40 million.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. Sept. 9, 2025 12a #007 (aka #115) - "Better Living Through TV": In a classic episode, Ralph and Norton go on live TV in an attempt to sell the Handy Housewife Helper. The inspired (and ad-lib laden) "Better Living Through TV" (originally telecast Nov. 12, 1955) finds Ralph talking Norton into buying TV time so the two of them can go on the air and sell 2000 of the kitchen gadgets. The idea is for "Chef of the Future" Ralph to demonstrate to "Chef of the Past" Norton the many things the gizmo can do, such as open cans, remove corns and, of course, "core a apple." In the rehearsal, Ralph is the picture of calm, but as they prepare to go on the air, panic sets in and he warns a worrisome Ed: "Stop talking like that, nervous, you're going to get yourself all Norton." CLASSIC QUOTE - "Can it core an apple?”

Mon. Sept. 15, 2025 12a #008 (aka #116) - "Pal O' Mine": A great friendship is strained after a ring t hat Norton had planned to give a co-worker winds up stuck on Ralph's finger. The episode concludes with a classic hospital scene that contains a memorable one-word ad-lib by Norton, who's saying good-bye to a doctor. Teddy Oberman: Ned Glass. Doctor: John Seymour. Nurse: Abbie Lewis.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. Sept. 9, 2025 2a #83 (aka #150/#30) - “‘Expectant Father’ ('56 version)/‘The Cold ('52 version)’”: (For “Expectant Father”): Alice secretly gets a job in a doctor's office. Ralph mistakenly concludes that Alice is pregnant. (For “The Cold”): Ralph has a terrible cold and thinks Alice wants him to die so she can collect his insurance money.

Wed. Sept. 10, 2025 2a #61 (aka #151/#32) – “‘Goodnight Sweet Prince’/‘Jellybeans’”: (For “Goodnight Sweet Prince”): When Ralph gets night shift duty he finds it impossible to sleep during the day. Everyone in the neighborhood gives him advice on sleeping, which only makes Ralph more nervous and irritable. (For “Jellybeans”): Ralph loses Alice's dress money when he schemes to win a jellybean contest.

Thu. Sept. 11, 2025 2a #??? - "Honeymooners XMas Party" ('51) (Part 1): Ralph runs an errand and the Kramdens are visited by several odd characters. Note: Pert Kelton May play Alice during this episode.

Fri. Sept. 12, 2025 2a #??? - "Honeymooners XMas Party" ('51) (Part 2): Ralph runs an errand while Alice decorates the tree and the Kramdens are visited by several odd characters. Note: Pert Kelton May play Alice during this episode.

Sat. Sept. 13, 2025 2a #51 (aka #54/#39) – “‘Guest Speaker’/‘Lost Job’”: (For “Guest Speaker”): Ralph keeps getting interrupted while practicing his speech for the Raccoon Lodge meeting. (For “Lost Job”): Ralph is sure he's been fired when he gets a pink slip in his paycheck.

Tue. Sept, 16, 2025 2a #73 (aka #48/#37) - “‘Ralph's Diet’/‘Alice Plays Cupid’”: (For “Ralph’s Diet”): Ralph's diet becomes unbearable when a neighbor hides all the food for a surprise party in the Kramden's apartment. (For “Alice Plays Cupid”): When Alice finds out Ralph has invited a single friend from the Bus Company to dinner; she tries to fix him up with her girlfriend.

Wrd. Sept. 17, 2025 2a #96 (aka #38/#59) – “‘Suspense’/‘Two Tickets To The Fight’”: (For “Suspense”): Ralph overhears Alice rehearsing her part in a play and thinks she is planning to kill him. (For “Two Tickets To The Fight”): Ralph's plans to see the fights with Norton are ruined when Alice's uncle comes to visit.

Thu. Sept. 18, 2025 2a #85 (aka #40/#63) – “‘Anniversary Gift’/‘Finger Man’”: (For “Anniversary Gift”): Ralph is embarrassed when the anniversary gift he bought Alice is the same one Trixie bought for her. (For “Finger Man”): Ralph heroically catches a murderer on his bus, but fears for his life when the murderer escapes from jail and vows to "get the man who put the finger on him."

Fri. Sept. 19, 2025 2a #65 (aka #50/#41) – “‘Manager of The Baseball Team’ ('53 version)/‘Income Tax’”: (For “Manager of The Baseball Team”): Ralph mistakenly believes he's been promoted to manager. (For “Income Tax”): Ralph tries to do his taxes and figures that he owes the government $15.00. Unfortunately, he was saving his last $15.00 for a new bowling ball.

Sat. Sept. 20, 2025 2a #103 (aka #40/#152) – “‘Alice’s Aunt Ethel’/‘Two-Family Car’”: (For “Alice’s Aunt Ethel”): Ralph tries to get rid of Alice's visiting aunt. (For “Two-Family Car”): Ralph jumps to conclusions when he gets a telegram.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, gracenote.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

09-18-2025, 11:03 AM

Frank Gannucci

10-02-2025, 10:46 AM

Note: I made a mistake in my last schedule as far as Catchy Comedy goes. On Friday, they will show “Letter To The Boss” and on Saturday, they will show Ed Norton Interviews. Sorry. I will make the correction above.

Frank Gannucci

10-02-2025, 11:49 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV (Catchy Comedy Binge Marathon schedule included and a note.

Note: I made a mistake in my last schedule as far as Catchy Comedy goes. On Friday, they will show “Letter To The Boss” and on Saturday, they will show Ed Norton Interviews. Sorry. I will make the correction above.

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...409441&page=10

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

Sun. Oct. 5, 2025 12a (also Mon. Oct. 6, 2025 at 3am on Catchy Comedy) #024 (aka #132) - "Please Leave The Premises": Ralph refuses to pay a rent increase of $5 a month and, to avoid eviction, barricades himself, Alice and Norton in the apartment. Its war, says Ralph, and he's the general of their army. But after a few days without heat, and the food supply reduced to only celery, General Kramden hatches a plan to get fresh grub from the neighborhood delicatessen. Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten.

12:30a (also Mon. Oct. 6, 2025 at 2:30a on Catchy Comedy) #025 (aka #133) - "House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"): Alice accepts a department store's offer to redecorate their apartment for free. She wants to surprise Ralph, so she arranges to secretly meet with the decorator---who then makes the mistake of leaving one of his gloves in the flat. When Ralph finds the glove, he suspects Alice of having an affair. Andre: Alexander Clark.

Sun. Oct. 12, 2025 12a (also Mon. Oct. 6, 2025 at 4:30a on Catchy Comedy) #026 (aka #134) - "Young Man With A Horn": The discovery of his old cornet and an unexpected visit by a self-made millionaire prompt Ralph to wonder why he hasn't achieved more success and hit the "high note" in his life. As a result, he decides to make a list of his good points and do something to correct his bad ones.

12:30a (also Sun. Oct. 5, 2025 at 11a on Catchy Comedy) #027 (aka #135) - “Ralph’s Big Mouth” (aka "Head of The House"): In the hilarious "Head of the House" (originally telecast March 31, 1956), Ralph marks his "emancipation" as king of his castle by sitting down with Norton to finish a bottle of wine that is "a little strong but good." Their first toast, Ralph says, is "to my wife, who has finally found her place." Actually, what Alice found was a bottle of grape juice, which she substituted for the wine. When the men get plastered and pass out, Trixie and Alice pour their own drinks and make their own toasts. "I give you our husbands," says Trixie. "You can have 'em," says Alice. The wine-and-grape-juice scene, Art Carney recalled, was one of his favorites. "We really were laughing at each other...because we were supposed to be laughing...crocked and everything. Funny scene."

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. Oct. 6, 2025 12a (also Sun. Oct. 5, 2025 at 9:30a on Catchy Comedy) #011 (aka #119) - "The Deciding Vote": Ralph's in a tight two-man election for the position of Raccoon convention manager and the deciding vote belongs to Norton. The episode contains a classic sight gag involving Ralph trying to clean a vacuum cleaner after it has failed "the oatmeal test."

Mon. Oct. 13, 2025 12a (also Mon. Oct. 6, 2025 at 4a on Catchy Comedy) #012 (aka #120) - "Something Fishy": "I catch the fish," Ralph tells Alice, "you cook the fish. The only time we're together is when we eat the fish." Alice, however, has other ideas about Ralph and his lodge brothers worming their way out of taking the wives on the annual fishing trip. Ralph and Norton are desperate, so they angle for a way to leave Alice and Trixie behind.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Fri. Oct. 3, 2025 2a #54 (aka #62) - *“Letter to the Boss” ('53 version) : Ralph mistakenly thinks a he's been fired and, with Norton's help, writes a nasty letter to his boss. After mailing the letter, Ralph finds out he's been promoted and schemes to get the letter back.
CLASSIC QUOTE -"Homina, homina, homina"

Sat. Oct. 4, 2025 2a #??? - "Ed Norton Interviews: 'People to People'/'Man Under The Street' (aka 'Private Life of A Sewer Worker')/'Cost of Living'": (For "People To People"): "Ed Norton's Dad" (played by Art Carney) gets interviewed about himself and his "son." (For "Man Under The Street"): Ed Sullivan (as himself) interviews Ed about his job. (For "Cost of Living"): Ed Norton gets interviewed about living.

Sun. Oct. 5, 2025 6a #005 (aka #113) - "A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph gets the idea in his head that he has six months to live, so he decides to sell his story to a magazine. But when he learns it's all a mistake and that he can be prosecuted for fraud, he enlists Norton to pose as a doctor ("don't touch me, I'm sterile") who can cure him of the dreaded "arterial monochromia." Publisher: George Petrie.

6:30a #037 (aka #145) - "The Safety Award": Ralph is honored with an award for being "the safest bus driver in the city" and plans to take Alice and the Nortons to the ceremony at City Hall. But his big day is plagued with problems, culminating with Ralph having an accident in his friend's car. Ever the optimist, Norton offers a distressed Ralph some sewer-worker words of wisdom: "When the tides of life turn against you, and the current upsets your boat, don't waste those tears on what might have been, just lay on your back and float." Mr. Martin: Frank Marth.

7a #010 (aka #118) - "Hello Mom": Ralph and Alice Kramden (Jackie Gleason, Audrey Meadows) squabble over the impending arrival of Ralph's mother-in-law in this classic, and ultimately touching, episode. The king is told that his castle is soon to be invaded by Alice's mom. Ralph painfully remembers how his mother-in-law said at his wedding, "I'm not losing a daughter, I'm gaining a ton," and refuses to let her visit. But when Alice stands up to him and insists her mother's coming, Ralph decides to move in with the Nortons until the visit's over. Humor and poignancy meet in a conclusion that once again shows Alice, who sees beyond Ralph's insecurities, to be the bigger person.

7:30a #033 (aka #141) - "Opportunity Knocks, But": When Mr. Marshall asks him for a lesson in shooting pool, Ralph believes that his social visit to his boss's Park Avenue home is the cue for his finally advancing in the company. But it's Norton who racks up points in "Opportunity Knocks But," which originally aired May 5, 1956. The pool lesson just gets under way when Norton---not Ralph---starts offering suggestions about making improvements at the company. Impressed, Marshall offers him a job as "Bus Driver Supervisor." Marshall says he likes a man who can think on his feet, but as an enraged Ralph later tells Alice: "Norton works in the sewer. He has to think on his feet; if he sat down he'd drown." But Norton, who's thinking of accepting the offer, tells his buddy not to worry. "As long as I am an executive at that bus company," he tells Ralph, "you are sure of being a bus driver as long as you live."

8a #028 (aka #136) - "The Worry Wart": Ralph's nerves are taxed when he gets a letter requesting his presence at the IRS office. Alice tries to calm him by reminding him that many people have their returns reviewed. "You're darn right," Norton agrees. "The jails are full of them." Norton, in fact, is helping Ralph review the business deductions he made on his returns and then lends his buddy moral support by accompanying him to the IRS office.

8:30a #038 (aka #146) - "Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Mind Your Own Business"): Norton gets fired from his job in the sewer after taking Ralph's advice about demanding a promotion. Finding something new won't be easy, Norton says, because, after all, a sewer worker is like a brain surgeon---"we're both s pecialists." Still, after a couple of weeks, he finds work selling irons door-to-door. And when he tells his pal that he made $40 his first day on the job, Ralph suddenly contemplates leaving the bus company to become a salesman with Norton's company.

9a #017 (aka #125) - "The Baby-sitter": Ralph signals his displeasure when he learns that Alice had a telephone installed in the apartment. Then later, when he calms down, he overhears a telephone conversation and thinks that she is having an affair.

10a #009 (aka #117) - "Brother Ralph": A layoff at the bus company prompts Ralph and Alice to add up their total savings from all of their accounts ($12.83). That's reason enough for Alice to get a job, leaving Ralph to take care of the cooking and cleaning. But Ralph becomes really steamed after he discovers that her boss looks like a matinee idol---and that Alice told him that Ralph is her brother.

10:30a #032 (aka #140) - "Dial J For Janitor": Ralph can't seem to pipe down about the failures of his building's janitor. Then he finds out that the position pays $150 a month with free rent---and decides to take the job himself. Now the most gripes are coming from Norton, who says he hasn't had water in his apartment for so long that he's beginning to "see mirages." Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten. Mrs. Manicotti: Zamah Cunningham.

11:30a #036 (aka #144) - "The Bensonhurst Bomber": An argument in the pool hall and a joke about a man's name figure in "The Bensonhurst Bomber," which originally aired Sept. 8, 1956. Of all the guest characters on The Honeymooners, few names are more recognizable to fans than "Harvey," or, as Ralph pronounces it, "Har-vee!" In fact, it's that exaggerated pronunciation that gets Ralph in hot water when the towering bully Harvey challenges Ralph to a fight at Kelsey's Gym. As the showdown approaches, a nervous Ralph believes a wiser plan might be to leave town, but Norton insists he has to fight Harvey, especially since they're closing the pool hall in Ralph's honor. "If I fight that Harvey," Ralph replies, "they'll be closing it in my memory."

12p #021 (aka #129) - "A Dog's Life": Ralph gets another one of his half-baked ideas after he samples a tasty dish he found in his ice box in "A Dog's Life," which was originally telecast Feb. 18, 1956. Convinced that the unusual cracker-spread will satisfy the public's appetite for a snack that's new and different, Ralph asks his boss, Mr. Marshall, to taste the dish in the hope that he'll bankroll production. Ralph's even cooked up a name for the culinary delight: "KramMar's Delicious Mystery Appetizer." Marshall tries it and likes it, and asks Ralph if the recipe is exclusively his wife's or if Alice's mother helped out. "Anything she'd cook I wouldn't give to a dog," Ralph replies. But Marshall wants some other opinions, so he calls in his assistants for another taste test. After two of the assistants reveal the food to be dog food, Ralph is convinced that Alice got a dog and tries to put it back in the pound...only to fall in love with it and take possession of the other dogs who were over their respective limits and were going to be killed.

12:30p #014 (aka #122) - "The Man From Space": Intending to take home first prize at the Raccoon Lodge's costume ball, Ralph---unable to wangle a loan from Norton---puts together his own costume and dubs himself "The Man From Space" in a memorable episode that was originally telecast Dec. 31, 1955. Angry with Norton (who's going as the Frenchman who "built the sewers of Paris") and obsessed with winning, Ralph appropriates an assortment of household items---including a faucet, a pot, a radio tube and the icebox door---to create a costume that will, he says, make Norton's rented outfit look like "a piece of French cheesecloth." The episode contains a classic example of Jackie Gleason's gift for ad-libbing when, unexpectedly; a piece of Ralph's costume falls off. "Let me have that," he improvises to Alice. "That's my denaturizer."

1p #003 (aka #111) - "The Golfer": Hello, ball! That memorable salutation---delivered by Norton (Art Carney) as he shows the proper way to "address the ball"---has made "The Golfer" (first aired on Oct. 15, 1955) a favorite in the series canon. Ralph's trying to impress his boss by offering to join him in a foursome. Problem is, Ralph's never picked up a club in his life and learning to play in two days, he concedes, won't be easy---"It'd take me at least a week." That doesn't stop him from turning his kitchen into a fairway, using a pin cushion as a ball and, unforgettably, getting into the mood by donning an outlandish golfing outfit that is, to quote Norton, "dee-vine." DON'T MISS – Ed addressing the ball.

1:30p #007 (aka #115) - "Better Living Through TV": In a classic episode, Ralph and Norton go on live TV in an attempt to sell the Handy Housewife Helper. The inspired (and ad-lib laden) "Better Living Through TV" (originally telecast Nov. 12, 1955) finds Ralph talking Norton into buying TV time so the two of them can go on the air and sell 2000 of the kitchen gadgets. The idea is for "Chef of the Future" Ralph to demonstrate to "Chef of the Past" Norton the many things the gizmo can do, such as open cans, remove corns and, of course, "core a apple." In the rehearsal, Ralph is the picture of calm, but as they prepare to go on the air, panic sets in and he warns a worrisome Ed: "Stop talking like that, nervous, you're going to get yourself all Norton." CLASSIC QUOTE - "Can it core an apple?”

2p #018 (aka #126) - "The $99,000 Answer": Ralph Kramden's get-rich-quick schemes were a Honeymooners staple, but the pipe dream in "The $99,000 Answer"---which originally aired Jan. 28, 1956---may be the funniest. Convinced that he'll triumph on a quiz show, popular-music expert Ralph (Jackie Gleason) intensely prepares at home, aided by piano-playing pal Norton (Art Carney), who warms up for each song with a few bars of a familiar Stephen Foster melody. Of course, the second he's on live TV, Ralph's bravado vanishes. Going into the classic Kramden meltdown---the eyes bugging, the lips quivering, the tongue stuttering "hummina-hummina"---he's asked, for his first question, to identify the composer of "Swanee River." DON'T MISS - - Norton's introduction to every song on the piano.

2:30p #034 (aka #142) - "A Man's Pride": Ralph is too proud to tell a seemingly successful old friend that he drives a bus, so he says he "runs things" at the company in the last Honeymooners episode of the "classic 39," which originally ran from 1955 to '56. CLASSIC KRAMDEN- Ralph's reaction to the dinner check.

3p Jackie Gleason: American Scene Magazine (Episode 1 (aka Episode #168/167/169)) “‘Two Below’”(aka ‘Retreat To The Basement’)/ ‘Investing In The Future’ (aka ‘The Big Sell Revue’)/‘TV Game of The Week’”:
In "Two Below," Ralph enlists Ed to spend a week in the basement for civil defense. In "Investing In The Future," Ralph and Ed discuss a financial investment opportunity. In "TV Game of The Week," Mayhem occurs when the Kramdens get a television set.

4p #222: Jackie Gleason Presents The Honeymooners: “The Honeymooners 25th Anniversary Special: The Second Honeymoon": As the Kramdens approach their 25th anniversary, Ralph believes Alice is pregnant with their first child.

5p #201/204/218? “‘Six Months To Live’ (Color version)/‘Hot Tip’ (Color version)”: "Six Months to Live," Ralph finds a note that makes him think he will die soon. In "Hot Tip," Ralph is accused of being a bookie after taking bets for the racetrack. (Note: There is a SLIM possibility that they also may show “The Incredible World of Ed Norton.” If they do, it’s episode #218 but since this was a pilot, not everyone counts this as a Honeymooners episode. Once again, I DON’T HAVE this sketch. I know I posted this before but since I have more information, I am going to cut and paste this description from https://theracoonlodge.tumblr.com/honeymoonersspinoff “To the best of the principals’ recollections, the two-scene pilot opens on Norton down in the sewer brushing his teeth and singing. Norton banters with coworkers Carey and Leeds, whose character always had a cold beacause he never wore the proper sewer gear. Then Lewis enters as Norton’s irascible Irish boss. One of the writers remembered a scene taking place in a restaurant, although he wasn’t sure why or how this related to the Norton plot.)

6p #203/205/207 “‘Lawsuit (Color version)/‘New Bowling Ball’ (Color)/‘The New Manager’”: In "Lawsuit," after breaking his leg, Ralph schemes to get rich from a lawsuit. In "The New Bowling Ball, " Ralph's new bowling ball becomes stuck on his fingers. In "The New Manager," Ralph mistakenly thinks he's appointed head of the bus

7p #202/206/185 “‘Alice’s Birthday’/‘Norton Moves In’/‘Art Carney Presents Jackie Gleason With An Award’” In "Alice's Birthday," Alice is determined to receive a birthday gift from Ralph. In "Norton Moves In," while their apartment is painted, the Nortons stay with the Kramdens. In "Ed Norton & Jackie Gleason," in character, Art Carney gives an award to Jackie Gleason.

8p Jackie Gleason: Genius at Work (Special) Jeff Garlin hosts this retrospective of Jackie Gleason's TV show characters including Ralph Kramden of The Honeymooners and Joe the bartender.

9p #015 (aka #123) - "A Matter of Record": In "A Matter of Record" (originally telecast Jan. 7, 1956), Ralph surprises Alice with tickets to a hit Broadway mystery, but with her mother coming "all the way from Bensonhurst" for a visit, she won't go. " Where's Bensonhurst, in New Zealand or something?" Ralph snaps back, upset that Alice is forsaking him for a visit from his nemesis. "She won't be in this apartment three minutes before she starts an argument," Ralph says. With that, Alice's mother arrives and Ralph proceeds to set an alarm clock for three minutes. Sure enough, she quickly insults Ralph about his weight, chides Alice for not marrying "a good provider" and, as the final straw, spills the beans about the ending of the play. Just as the alarm clock rings, Ralph erupts ("You are a blabbermouth!") and throws his mother-in-law out. But Alice leaves with her, prompting Ralph to take Norton's suggestion and record an apology to Alice in hopes of winning her forgiveness.

9:30p #039 (aka #147) - "Alice & The Blonde": Audrey Meadows said that she "loved" the episode titled "Alice and the Blonde" (originally telecast June 2, 1956), and it's easy to see why. For once, it's Alice who's fuming. It's all because of what happens at the home of one of Ralph's co-workers. Trying to ingratiate himself with Bert Weedemeyer (who Ralph thinks may become the bus company's new general manager), Ralph---with Norton by his side, naturally-heaps compliments on the man's wife, a ditsy platinum blonde who calls her husband "Twinkles." Ralph's fawning and flattery isn't amusing Alice, who'll have her revenge. Rita Weedemeyer: Freda Rosen. Bert: Frank Behrens.

10p #001 (aka #109) - "TV or Not TV": Ralph and Norton go partners on a new TV, but Ralph rigs a coin toss so the set stays in the Kramden apartment. It's not long before Ralph becomes a total zombie to the new medium, and all Norton wants to do is don his space helmet and watch "Captain Video."

10:30p #029 (aka #137) - "Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"): While leaving the pool hall, Ralph witnesses a bank robbery and takes a bullet through his hat. That's reason enough for him to believe that the thugs will come gunning for him, so Norton tells his on-edge pal to just relax and watch some TV. "What's playing tonight?" Ralph asks. Norton's reply: "Dead Men Tell No Tales." Bibbo: Frank Marth. Danny: George Petrie.

11p #035 (aka #143) - "Unconventional Behavior": Ralph and Norton become joined at the wrists when Norton tries out his "trick handcuffs" in "Unconventional Behavior," which originally aired May 12, 1956. Aboard a train en route to the lodge's convention in Minneapolis, the guys look forward to "five days of hilarity" and try out some of the novelty items that Norton's brought along. But when Norton's handcuffs won't unlock (there is no key), he and Ralph become closer than they'd like. This scenario yields some memorable physical humor, including Norton trying to take his coat off and the guys trying to figure out some way to sleep in upper and lower berths. It also provides one of the series' all-time lines. "Mind if I smoke?" Norton asks a frustrated Ralph. "I don't care if you burn," Ralph fires back.

11:30p #023 (aka #131) - "Mama Loves Mambo": A dance teacher moves into the building and has all the husbands kicking up a fuss. Ralph and Norton had the idea that Carlos Sanchez was an old man who might like to relax with a game of checkers. He's not---bachelor Carlos is suave and handsome, and worse, is giving their wives mambo lessons in the Kramdens' apartment. Sanchez: Charles Korvin.

Mon. Oct. 6, 2025 12a #006 (aka #114) - "The Sleepwalker": Norton's sleepwalking becomes a waking nightmare for Ralph, who can't get any sleep because he's been asked to keep his pal from wandering off on late-night strolls around the neighborhood. Doctor: George Petrie.

12:30a #020 (aka #128) - "Young At Heart": Ralph wants to prove to Alice that he's still young at heart by learning dances like the Big Apple and the Suzie Q., which prompts Norton to ask: "How can anyone so round be so square?" But he's still determined, so the Kramdens and the Nortons decide to make a night of it by going roller-skating. Ralph on wheels at the rink makes for one of the series' classic scenes. Another has Norton teaching Ralph how to do the Hucklebuck.

1a #002 (aka #110) - "Funny Money": Ralph finds a suitcase filled with money, enough, Norton says, to "keep him in pizza for the rest of his life." There's one slight problem: the money is counterfeit, and the gangsters who printed it want it back. Alice's Mother: Ethel Owen. Boss: Boris Aplon. Ziggy: Frank Marth.

1:30a #008 (aka #116) - "Pal O' Mine": A great friendship is strained after a ring that Norton had planned to give a co-worker winds up stuck on Ralph's finger. The episode concludes with a classic hospital scene that contains a memorable one-word ad-lib by Norton, who's saying good-bye to a doctor. Teddy Oberman: Ned Glass. Doctor: John Seymour. Nurse: Abbie Lewis.

2a #016 (aka #124) - "Oh My Aching Back": After telling Alice he was too tired to leave the apartment, Ralph---on the eve of his company physical---goes bowling, throws his back out and comes home hunched over, and looking, Norton says, like "the leaning tower of pizza."

3:30a #019 (aka #127) - "Ralph Kramden Inc.": Ralph needs a loan from Norton, so he sells him a share of his future earnings as a corporation---Ralph Kramden, Inc. It's another con job by Ralph, of course, until he learns that an old woman with a $40 million estate died and left him in her will. That's enough for Norton, as an officer in the corporation, to remind Ralph about one "small detail"---that they need to bring a suitcase to the reading of the will to carry home the $40 million.

5a #022 (aka #130) - "Here Comes The Bride": On the eve of his lodge brother Stanle y's marriage to Alice's sister, Ralph---the self-proclaimed "king of [his] castle"---gives his future brother-in-law marital advice. Furious that Stanley has agreed to live with Alice's parents, Ralph instructs him to put his foot down. "I don't want to argue," he tells Ralph, prompting Norton to reply: "If you don't want to argue, what are you getting married for?"

5:30a #030 (aka #138) - "The Loudspeaker": Ralph thinks he'll be named Raccoon of the Year,20so he begins writing his acceptance speech (if he could only get rid of his hiccups). It's a very distinctive honor, he reminds the skeptical Alice, because it entitles the two of them to "free burial privileges in the Raccoons' national cemetery in Bismarck, North Dakota."

Tue. Oct. 7, 2025 2a #71 (aka #67) – “This is Your Life (Part One)”: Ralph is chosen to be on the television program "This is Your Life," but it must be kept a secret from him. When Ralph sees Alice and the show's producer together, he thinks Alice is having an affair.

Wed. Oct. 8, 2025 2a #72 – “This is Your Life (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton find airline tickets in Alice's bag and believe she is planning to run away with the producer of "This is Your Life."

Thu. Oct. 9, 2025 2a #67 (aka #70) – “Cottage for Sale (Part One)”: The Kramdens and the Nortons want to buy a summer cottage, but it's too expensive. The seller convinces them that by removing a few luxuries from the cottage, they can afford it. Ralph and Norton immediately accept the offer.

Fri. Oct. 10, 2025 2a #68 – “Cottage for Sale (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton soon find out that the cottage they bought is not the one they got. Alice and Trixie refuse to help fix it up. Both families blame the other for the mess that they are in. Ralph and Norton try to sell the cottage and both families make up.

Sat. Oct. 11, 2025 2a #108 (aka #71/#78) – “‘Lawsuit’/‘What’s The Name’”: (For “Lawsuit”): Ralph threatens to sue when he breaks his leg in a bus accident. (For “W.T.N.”): The Kramdens and Ed Norton argue about the name of a movie star.

Tue. Oct. 14, 2025 2a #84 (aka #73) - *“The Next Champ”: Ralph becomes the manager of a boxer he believes will be the world's next heavyweight champion.

Wed. Oct. 15, 2025 2a #??? - "Fortune Teller" (Part 1): A Coney Island fortune teller tells Ralph that he is going to commit a murder within a week. Ralph wants Alice to move in with her mother till the week passes but Alice refuses. Ralph moves in with Norton.

Thu. Oct. 16, 2025 2a #??? - "Fortune Teller" (Part 2): Ralph gets so exasperated at rooming with Ed Norton that he nearly kills him. In the end, Ralph manages to get himself arrested for safety by assaulting a police officer.

Fri. Oct. 17, 2025 2a #81 (aka #74) – “Stand-In For Murder ('54 version) (Part One)”: A gangster finds out he is about to be killed by a rival gang. His men discover that Ralph is an amazing look-alike for their boss, and decided to use poor Ralph as a stand-in for murder. FUN FACT -This is the second time in the series Jackie Gleason played a dual role.

Sat. Oct. 18, 2025 2a #82 – “Stand-In For Murder ('54 version) (Part Two)”: Ralph thinks he's gotten the break of his life when he gets a new high-paying position and he and Alice move into a luxury apartment. Meanwhile, the rival gang tries to kill Ralph.
FUN FACT -This episode ran overtime and was never completed.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, gracenote.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

10-02-2025, 11:49 AM

Frank Gannucci

10-16-2025, 10:42 AM

Frank Gannucci

10-30-2025, 09:39 AM

I’m sorry I made a mistake in the catchy comedy part in my last schedule as far as today, tomorrow and the next day goes. I erased it and I’ll post the correct information below.

Frank Gannucci

10-30-2025, 10:00 AM

Frank Gannucci

11-13-2025, 11:44 AM

Note: No word on a potential WPIX Thanksgiving marathon just yet.

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...409441&page=10

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. Nov. 23, 2025 12a #005 (aka #113) - "A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph gets the idea in his head that he has six months to live, so he decides to sell his story to a magazine. But when he learns it's all a mistake and that he can be prosecuted for fraud, he enlists Norton to pose as a doctor ("don't touch me, I'm sterile") who can cure him of the dreaded "arterial monochromia." Publisher: George Petrie.

12:30a #006 (aka #114) - "The Sleepwalker": Norton's sleepwalking becomes a waking nightmare for Ralph, who can't get any sleep because he's been asked to keep his pal from wandering off on late-night strolls around the neighborhood. Doctor: George Petrie.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. Nov. 17, 2025 12a #018 (aka #126) - "The $99,000 Answer": Ralph Kramden's get-rich-quick schemes were a Honeymooners staple, but the pipe dream in "The $99,000 Answer"---which originally aired Jan. 28, 1956---may be the funniest. Convinced that he'll triumph on a quiz show, popular-music expert Ralph (Jackie Gleason) intensely prepares at home, aided by piano-playing pal Norton (Art Carney), who warms up for each song with a few bars of a familiar Stephen Foster melody. Of course, the second he's on live TV, Ralph's bravado vanishes. Going into the classic Kramden meltdown---the eyes bugging, the lips quivering, the tongue stuttering "hummina-hummina"---he's asked, for his first question, to identify the composer of "Swanee River." DON'T MISS - - Norton's introduction to every song on the piano.

Mon. Nov. 24, 2025 12a #019 (aka #127) - "Ralph Kramden Inc.": Ralph needs a loan from Norton, so he sells him a share of his future earnings as a corporation---Ralph Kramden, Inc. It's another con job by Ralph, of course, until he learns that an old woman with a $40 million estate died and left him in her will. That's enough for Norton, as an officer in the corporation, to remind Ralph about one "small detail"---that they need to bring a suitcase to the reading of the will to carry home the $40 million.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. Nov. 18, 2025 2a #79 (aka #100) - *“Peacemaker”: Ralph acts as peacemaker when Norton and Trixie's fighting keeps him awake all night.

Wed. Nov. 19, 2025 2a #55 (aka #101) - *“The Adoption”: Ralph and Alice decide to adopt a baby, but first they have to pass inspection at the adoption agency.

Thu. Nov. 20, 2025 2a #46 (aka #102) - *“Stars Over Flatbush”: Norton convinces Ralph that astrology will help him predict how to get a raise, and Ralph lets the stars rule his life.

Fri. Nov. 21, 2025 2a #59 (aka #103) - *“One Big Happy Family”: In an effort to save money, Ralph and Ed decide to share an apartment. But life is not so sweet with Ralph and Alice and Ed and Trixie all under the same roof.

Sat. Nov. 22, 2025 2a #70 (aka #105) - *“Boys and Girls Together”: Alice and Trixie feel that Ralph and Norton do everything together and decide to join them. Ralph and Norton scheme to discourage their wives.

Tue. Nov. 25, 2025 2a #106 (aka #103) – “A Weighty Problem (Part One)”: Ralph has to take a physical for the bus company and is informed that he has to diet or he would fail the physical and lose his job.

Wed. Nov. 26, 2025 2a #107 – “A Weighty Problem (Part Two)”: Ralph is going crazy on his diet but manages to lose enough weight so he can pass the physical and still be a bus driver.

Thu. Nov. 27, 2025 2a #95 (aka #75) - *“Move Uptown”: Ralph and Alice plan to move but must sublet their old apartment first. When they can't find a new tenant, Ralph tries to break the lease.

Fri. Nov. 28, 2025 2a (aka #106) - *“The Principle of the Thing”: To please Alice, Ralph decides to use rent money to fix up their apartment. GUEST STAR -Classic TV Tightwad - Jack Benny

Sat. Nov. 29, 2025 2a #100 (aka #106) – “Songs and Witty Sayings (Part One)”: Ralph and Norton team up for a contest hoping to win first prize. Against their husband's wishes, Alice and Trixie also enter the contest.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, gracenote.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

11-23-2025, 09:00 AM

Frank Gannucci

11-23-2025, 09:00 AM

Frank Gannucci

12-11-2025, 10:13 AM

Frank Gannucci

12-25-2025, 08:10 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...409441&page=10

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD) & (MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Sun. Dec. 28, 2025 12a #015 (aka #123) - "A Matter of Record": In "A Matter of Record" (originally telecast Jan. 7, 1956), Ralph surprises Alice with tickets to a hit Broadway mystery, but with her mother coming "all the way from Bensonhurst" for a visit, she won't go. " Where's Bensonhurst, in New Zealand or something?" Ralph snaps back, upset that Alice is forsaking him for a visit from his nemesis. "She won't be in this apartment three minutes before she starts an argument," Ralph says. With that, Alice's mother arrives and Ralph proceeds to set an alarm clock for three minutes. Sure enough, she quickly insults Ralph about his weight, chides Alice for not marrying "a good provider" and, as the final straw, spills the beans about the ending of the play. Just as the alarm clock rings, Ralph erupts ("You are a blabbermouth!") and throws his mother-in-law out. But Alice leaves with her, prompting Ralph to take Norton's suggestion and record an apology to Alice in hopes of winning her forgiveness.

12:30a #016 (aka #124) - "Oh My Aching Back": After telling Alice he was too tired to leave the apartment, Ralph---on the eve of his company physical---goes bowling, throws his back out and comes home hunched over, and looking, Norton says, like "the leaning tower of pizza."

Sun. Jan. 1, 2026 12:30a #020 (aka #128) - "Young At Heart": Ralph wants to prove to Alice that he's still young at heart by learning dances like the Big Apple and the Suzie Q., which prompts Norton to ask: "How can anyone so round be so square?" But he's still determined, so the Kramdens and the Nortons decide to make a night of it by going roller-skating. Ralph on wheels at the rink makes for one of the series' classic scenes. Another has Norton teaching Ralph how to do the Hucklebuck.

1a (also Mon. Jan. 5, 2026 at 12a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #024 (aka #132) - "Please Leave The Premises": Ralph refuses to pay a rent increase of $5 a month and, to avoid eviction, barricades himself, Alice and Norton in the apartment. Its war, says Ralph, and he's the general of their army. But after a few days without heat, and the food supply reduced to only celery, General Kramden hatches a plan to get fresh grub from the neighborhood delicatessen. Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten.

1:30a #025 (aka #133) - "House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"): Alice accepts a department store's offer to redecorate their apartment for free. She wants to surprise Ralph, so she arranges to secretly meet with the decorator---who then makes the mistake of leaving one of his gloves in the flat. When Ralph finds the glove, he suspects Alice of having an affair. Andre: Alexander Clark.

2a #026 (aka #134) - "Young Man With A Horn": The discovery of his old cornet and an unexpected visit by a self-made millionaire prompt Ralph to wonder why he hasn't achieved more success and hit the "high note" in his life. As a result, he decides to make a list of his good points and do something to correct his bad ones.

2:30a #030 (aka #138) - "The Loudspeaker": Ralph thinks he'll be named Raccoon of the Year,20so he begins writing his acceptance speech (if he could only get rid of his hiccups). It's a very distinctive honor, he reminds the skeptical Alice, because it entitles the two of them to "free burial privileges in the Raccoons' national cemetery in Bismarck, North Dakota."

3a #037 (aka #145) - "The Safety Award": Ralph is honored with an award for being "the safest bus driver in the city" and plans to take Alice and the Nortons to the ceremony at City Hall. But his big day is plagued with problems, culminating with Ralph having an accident in his friend's car. Ever the optimist, Norton offers a distressed Ralph some sewer-worker words of wisdom: "When the tides of life turn against you, and the current upsets your boat, don't waste those tears on what might have been, just lay on your back and float." Mr. Martin: Frank Marth.

3:30a #038 (aka #146) - "Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Mind Your Own Business"): Norton gets fired from his job in the sewer after taking Ralph's advice about demanding a promotion. Finding something new won't be easy, Norton says, because, after all, a sewer worker is like a brain surgeon---"we're both s pecialists." Still, after a couple of weeks, he finds work selling irons door-to-door. And when he tells his pal that he made $40 his first day on the job, Ralph suddenly contemplates leaving the bus company to become a salesman with Norton's company.

7a 010 (aka #118) - "Hello Mom": Ralph and Alice Kramden (Jackie Gleason, Audrey Meadows) squabble over the impending arrival of Ralph's mother-in-law in this classic, and ultimately touching, episode. The king is told that his castle is soon to be invaded by Alice's mom. Ralph painfully remembers how his mother-in-law said at his wedding, "I'm not losing a daughter, I'm gaining a ton," and refuses to let her visit. But when Alice stands up to him and insists her mother's coming, Ralph decides to move in with the Nortons until the visit's over. Humor and poignancy meet in a conclusion that once again shows Alice, who sees beyond Ralph's insecurities, to be the bigger person.

7:30a #028 (aka #136) - "The Worry Wart": Ralph's nerves are taxed when he gets a letter requesting his presence at the IRS office. Alice tries to calm him by reminding him that many people have their returns reviewed. "You're darn right," Norton agrees. "The jails are full of them." Norton, in fact, is helping Ralph review the business deductions he made on his returns and then lends his buddy moral support by accompanying him to the IRS office.

8a #019 (aka #127) - "Ralph Kramden Inc.": Ralph needs a loan from Norton, so he sells him a share of his future earnings as a corporation---Ralph Kramden, Inc. It's another con job by Ralph, of course, until he learns that an old woman with a $40 million estate died and left him in her will. That's enough for Norton, as an officer in the corporation, to remind Ralph about one "small detail"---that they need to bring a suitcase to the reading of the will to carry home the $40 million.

8:30a #021 (aka #129) - "A Dog's Life": Ralph gets another one of his half-baked ideas after he samples a tasty dish he found in his ice box in "A Dog's Life," which was originally telecast Feb. 18, 1956. Convinced that the unusual cracker-spread will satisfy the public's appetite for a snack that's new and different, Ralph asks his boss, Mr. Marshall, to taste the dish in the hope that he'll bankroll production. Ralph's even cooked up a name for the culinary delight: "KramMar's Delicious Mystery Appetizer." Marshall tries it and likes it, and asks Ralph if the recipe is exclusively his wife's or if Alice's mother helped out. "Anything she'd cook I wouldn't give to a dog," Ralph replies. But Marshall wants some other opinions, so he calls in his assistants for another taste test. After two of the assistants reveal the food to be dog food, Ralph is convinced that Alice got a dog and tries to put it back in the pound...only to fall in love with it and take possession of the other dogs who were over their respective limits and were going to be killed.

9a #008 (aka #116) - "Pal O' Mine": A great friendship is strained after a ring t hat Norton had planned to give a co-worker winds up stuck on Ralph's finger. The episode concludes with a classic hospital scene that contains a memorable one-word ad-lib by Norton, who's saying good-bye to a doctor. Teddy Oberman: Ned Glass. Doctor: John Seymour. Nurse: Abbie Lewis.

9:30a #009 (aka #117) - "Brother Ralph": A layoff at the bus company prompts Ralph and Alice to add up their total savings from all of their accounts ($12.83). That's reason enough for Alice to get a job, leaving Ralph to take care of the cooking and cleaning. But Ralph becomes really steamed after he discovers that her boss looks like a matinee idol---and that Alice told him that Ralph is her brother.

10a 011 (aka #119) - "The Deciding Vote": Ralph's in a tight two-man election for the position of Raccoon convention manager and the deciding vote belongs to Norton. The episode contains a classic sight gag involving Ralph trying to clean a vacuum cleaner after it has failed "the oatmeal test."

10:30a #012 (aka #120) - "Something Fishy": "I catch the fish," Ralph tells Alice, "you cook the fish. The only time we're together is when we eat the fish." Alice, however, has other ideas about Ralph and his lodge brothers worming their way out of taking the wives on the annual fishing trip. Ralph and Norton are desperate, so they angle for a way to leave Alice and Trixie behind.

11a #007 (aka #115) - "Better Living Through TV": In a classic episode, Ralph and Norton go on live TV in an attempt to sell the Handy Housewife Helper. The inspired (and ad-lib laden) "Better Living Through TV" (originally telecast Nov. 12, 1955) finds Ralph talking Norton into buying TV time so the two of them can go on the air and sell 2000 of the kitchen gadgets. The idea is for "Chef of the Future" Ralph to demonstrate to "Chef of the Past" Norton the many things the gizmo can do, such as open cans, remove corns and, of course, "core a apple." In the rehearsal, Ralph is the picture of calm, but as they prepare to go on the air, panic sets in and he warns a worrisome Ed: "Stop talking like that, nervous, you're going to get yourself all Norton." CLASSIC QUOTE - "Can it core an apple?”

11:30a #006 (aka #114) - "The Sleepwalker": Norton's sleepwalking becomes a waking nightmare for Ralph, who can't get any sleep because he's been asked to keep his pal from wandering off on late-night strolls around the neighborhood. Doctor: George Petrie.

12p (also Mon. Dec. 29, 2026 at 12a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #023 (aka #131) - "Mama Loves Mambo": A dance teacher moves into the building and has all the husbands kicking up a fuss. Ralph and Norton had the idea that Carlos Sanchez was an old man who might like to relax with a game of checkers. He's not---bachelor Carlos is suave and handsome, and worse, is giving their wives mambo lessons in the Kramdens' apartment. Sanchez: Charles Korvin.

12:30p 032 (aka #140) - "Dial J For Janitor": Ralph can't seem to pipe down about the failures of his building's janitor. Then he finds out that the position pays $150 a month with free rent---and decides to take the job himself. Now the most gripes are coming from Norton, who says he hasn't had water in his apartment for so long that he's beginning to "see mirages." Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten. Mrs. Manicotti: Zamah Cunningham.

1p 033 (aka #141) - "Opportunity Knocks, But": When Mr. Marshall asks him for a lesson in shooting pool, Ralph believes that his social visit to his boss's Park Avenue home is the cue for his finally advancing in the company. But it's Norton who racks up points in "Opportunity Knocks But," which originally aired May 5, 1956. The pool lesson just gets under way when Norton---not Ralph---starts offering suggestions about making improvements at the company. Impressed, Marshall offers him a job as "Bus Driver Supervisor." Marshall says he likes a man who can think on his feet, but as an enraged Ralph later tells Alice: "Norton works in the sewer. He has to think on his feet; if he sat down he'd drown." But Norton, who's thinking of accepting the offer, tells his buddy not to worry. "As long as I am an executive at that bus company," he tells Ralph, "you are sure of being a bus driver as long as you live."

1:30p #005 (aka #113) - "A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph gets the idea in his head that he has six months to live, so he decides to sell his story to a magazine. But when he learns it's all a mistake and that he can be prosecuted for fraud, he enlists Norton to pose as a doctor ("don't touch me, I'm sterile") who can cure him of the dreaded "arterial monochromia." Publisher: George Petrie.

2p #004 (aka #111) - "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Tired of Ralph's complaints about household chores not being done, Alice convinces him to hire a maid. But the new domestic is rapidly getting fed up taking orders from Norton and Ralph, or as she calls them, "the simp and the blimp." Thelma: Betty Garde. Wilson: Frank Marth.

2:30p #036 (aka #144) - "The Bensonhurst Bomber": An argument in the pool hall and a joke about a man's name figure in "The Bensonhurst Bomber," which originally aired Sept. 8, 1956. Of all the guest characters on The Honeymooners, few names are more recognizable to fans than "Harvey," or, as Ralph pronounces it, "Har-vee!" In fact, it's that exaggerated pronunciation that gets Ralph in hot water when the towering bully Harvey challenges Ralph to a fight at Kelsey's Gym. As the showdown approaches, a nervous Ralph believes a wiser plan might be to leave town, but Norton insists he has to fight Harvey, especially since they're closing the pool hall in Ralph's honor. "If I fight that Harvey," Ralph replies, "they'll be closing it in my memory."

3p #039 (aka #147) - "Alice & The Blonde": Audrey Meadows said that she "loved" the episode titled "Alice and the Blonde" (originally telecast June 2, 1956), and it's easy to see why. For once, it's Alice who's fuming. It's all because of what happens at the home of one of Ralph's co-workers. Trying to ingratiate himself with Bert Weedemeyer (who Ralph thinks may become the bus company's new general manager), Ralph---with Norton by his side, naturally-heaps compliments on the man's wife, a ditsy platinum blonde who calls her husband "Twinkles." Ralph's fawning and flattery isn't amusing Alice, who'll have her revenge. Rita Weedemeyer: Freda Rosen. Bert: Frank Behrens.

3:30p #003 (aka #111) - "The Golfer": Hello, ball! That memorable salutation---delivered by Norton (Art Carney) as he shows the proper way to "address the ball"---has made "The Golfer" (first aired on Oct. 15, 1955) a favorite in the series canon. Ralph's trying to impress his boss by offering to join him in a foursome. Problem is, Ralph's never picked up a club in his life and learning to play in two days, he concedes, won't be easy---"It'd take me at least a week." That doesn't stop him from turning his kitchen into a fairway, using a pin cushion as a ball and, unforgettably, getting into the mood by donning an outlandish golfing outfit that is, to quote Norton, "dee-vine." DON'T MISS – Ed addressing the ball.

4p #002 (aka #110) - "Funny Money": Ralph finds a suitcase filled with money, enough, Norton says, to "keep him in pizza for the rest of his life." There's one slight problem: the money is counterfeit, and the gangsters who printed it want it back. Alice's Mother: Ethel Owen. Boss: Boris Aplon. Ziggy: Frank Marth.

4:30p #001 (aka #109) - "TV or Not TV": Ralph and Norton go partners on a new TV, but Ralph rigs a coin toss so the set stays in the Kramden apartment. It's not long before Ralph becomes a total zombie to new medium, and all Norton wants to do is don his space helmet and watch "Captain Video."

Sun. Jan. 4, 2026 12a #017 (aka #125) - "The Baby-sitter": Ralph signals his displeasure when he learns that Alice had a telephone installed in the apartment. Then later, when he calms down, he overhears a telephone conversation and thinks that she is having an affair.

12:30a #018 (aka #126) - "The $99,000 Answer": Ralph Kramden's get-rich-quick schemes were a Honeymooners staple, but the pipe dream in "The $99,000 Answer"---which originally aired Jan. 28, 1956---may be the funniest. Convinced that he'll triumph on a quiz show, popular-music expert Ralph (Jackie Gleason) intensely prepares at home, aided by piano-playing pal Norton (Art Carney), who warms up for each song with a few bars of a familiar Stephen Foster melody. Of course, the second he's on live TV, Ralph's bravado vanishes. Going into the classic Kramden meltdown---the eyes bugging, the lips quivering, the tongue stuttering "hummina-hummina"---he's asked, for his first question, to identify the composer of "Swanee River." DON'T MISS - - Norton's introduction to every song on the piano.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. Dec. 30, 2025 2a #??? (aka #1/#5/#7) - "'Bread'/'Ralph Threatens To Leave'/'Ring Salesman' ('51)": In "Bread", Ralph and Alice Kramden argue over the fact there is no bread to go with Ralph's dinner. In "Ralph Threatens to Leave", the vegetable meat loaf stirs Ralph up. Then in "Ring Salesman", Ralph is jealous of Joe the jeweler, who he believes Alice is having an affair with. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches.

Wed. Dec. 31, 2025 2a #??? (aka #2/#4/#6) - '"Razor Blades'/'New TV Set'/Alice & Ralph Get Dressed For A Date Last Night'": "In "Razor Blades", Ralph can't find his razor blades. In "New Television Set", Ralph finally buys a TV. In "Alice and Ralph Get Dressed for a Date", Ralph and Alice fight before going out with the Nortons. Notes: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches. Elaine Stritch plays Trixie in "New TV Set."

Thu. Jan. 1, 2026 2a #??? (#28/#26) - “‘Lost Baby'/'The Turkey'" "In "The Lost Baby", Ralph and Ed find a baby at the bus stop. In "The Turkey", Alice misplaces her wedding ring so Ralph tries to find it.

Fri. Jan. 2, 2026 2a #??? (#29 or #7/#16 or #167) - "'Quiz Show'/'Manager of The Baseball Team'" (either '52 version or '57 version) - "In "Quiz Show", Ralph and Alice come home with a year's supply of Krinkly Krax cereal. In "Manager of the Baseball Team", Ralph mistakenly confuses a promotion with an appointment to be baseball manager. Notes: Pert Kelton may play Alice in these sketches.

Sat, Jan. 3, 2026 2a #??? (#30 #57) - "'Halloween Party' (aka "Masquarade") ('52)/'Sprained Thumb' ('53)" -"In "Halloween party", Ralph ruins his tuxedo for a Halloween party, not realizing that it's not a costume party. In "The Sprained Thumb", Ralph's sprained thumb drives Audrey crazy.

Tue. Jan. 6, 2026 2a #76 (aka #57/#31) – “‘Lucky Number’/‘Pickles’”: (For “Lucky Number”): When Ralph takes off from work to go to a ball game with Norton, he wins $1,000 but can't accept it without losing his job. (For “Pickles”): When Alice has a craving for pickles; Ralph concludes that she is pregnant.

Wed. Jan. 7, 2026 2a #83 (aka #150/#30) - “‘Expectant Father’ ('56 version)/‘The Cold ('52 version)’”: (For “Expectant Father”): Alice secretly gets a job in a doctor's office. Ralph mistakenly concludes that Alice is pregnant. (For “The Cold”): Ralph has a terrible cold and thinks Alice wants him to die so she can collect his insurance money.

Thu. Jan. 8, 2026 2a #61 (aka #151/#32) – “‘Goodnight Sweet Prince’/‘Jellybeans’”: (For “Goodnight Sweet Prince”): When Ralph gets night shift duty he finds it impossible to sleep during the day. Everyone in the neighborhood gives him advice on sleeping, which only makes Ralph more nervous and irritable. (For “Jellybeans”): Ralph loses Alice's dress money when he schemes to win a jellybean contest.

Fri. Jan. 9, 2026 2a #??? - "Honeymooners XMas Party" ('51) (Part 1): Ralph runs an errand and the Kramdens are visited by several odd characters. Note: Pert Kelton May play Alice during this episode.

Sat. Jan. 10, 2026 2a #??? - "Honeymooners XMas Party" ('51) (Part 2): Ralph runs an errand while Alice decorates the tree and the Kramdens are visited by several odd characters. Note: Pert Kelton May play Alice during this episode.

Note: The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, gracenote.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

01-08-2026, 11:48 AM

Frank Gannucci

01-22-2026, 11:10 AM

Frank Gannucci

02-05-2026, 08:11 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?p=6449734#post6449734

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. Feb. 15, 2026 12a #027 (aka #135) - “Ralph’s Big Mouth” (aka "Head of The House"): In the hilarious "Head of the House" (originally telecast March 31, 1956), Ralph marks his "emancipation" as king of his castle by sitting down with Norton to finish a bottle of wine that is "a little strong but good." Their first toast, Ralph says, is "to my wife, who has finally found her place." Actually, what Alice found was a bottle of grape juice, which she substituted for the wine. When the men get plastered and pass out, Trixie and Alice pour their own drinks and make their own toasts. "I give you our husbands," says Trixie. "You can have 'em," says Alice. The wine-and-grape-juice scene, Art Carney recalled, was one of his favorites. "We really were laughing at each other...because we were supposed to be laughing...crocked and everything. Funny scene."

12:30a #028 (aka #136) - "The Worry Wart": Ralph's nerves are taxed when he gets a letter requesting his presence at the IRS office. Alice tries to calm him by reminding him that many people have their returns reviewed. "You're darn right," Norton agrees. "The jails are full of them." Norton, in fact, is helping Ralph review the business deductions he made on his returns and then lends his buddy moral support by accompanying him to the IRS office.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. Feb. 9, 2026 12a 029 (aka #137) - "Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"): While leaving the pool hall, Ralph witnesses a bank robbery and takes a bullet through his hat. That's reason enough for him to believe that the thugs will come gunning for him, so Norton tells his on-edge pal to just relax and watch some TV. "What's playing tonight?" Ralph asks. Norton's reply: "Dead Men Tell No Tales." Bibbo: Frank Marth. Danny: George Petrie.

Mon. Feb. 16, 2026 12a #030 (aka #138) - "The Loudspeaker": Ralph thinks he'll be named Raccoon of the Year,20so he begins writing his acceptance speech (if he could only get rid of his hiccups). It's a very distinctive honor, he reminds the skeptical Alice, because it entitles the two of them to "free burial privileges in the Raccoons' national cemetery in Bismarck, North Dakota."

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. Feb. 10, 2026 2a #71 (aka #67) – “This is Your Life (Part One)”: Ralph is chosen to be on the television program "This is Your Life," but it must be kept a secret from him. When Ralph sees Alice and the show's producer together, he thinks Alice is having an affair.

Wed. Feb. 11, 2026 2a #72 – “This is Your Life (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton find airline tickets in Alice's bag and believe she is planning to run away with the producer of "This is Your Life."

Thu. Feb. 12, 2026 2a #67 (aka #70) – “Cottage for Sale (Part One)”: The Kramdens and the Nortons want to buy a summer cottage, but it's too expensive. The seller convinces them that by removing a few luxuries from the cottage, they can afford it. Ralph and Norton immediately accept the offer.

Fri. Feb. 13, 2026 2a #68 – “Cottage for Sale (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton soon find out that the cottage they bought is not the one they got. Alice and Trixie refuse to help fix it up. Both families blame the other for the mess that they are in. Ralph and Norton try to sell the cottage and both families make up.

Sat. Feb. 14, 2026 2a #73 (aka #48/#37) - “‘Ralph's Diet’/‘Alice Plays Cupid’”: (For “Ralph’s Diet”): Ralph's diet becomes unbearable when a neighbor hides all the food for a surprise party in the Kramden's apartment. (For “Alice Plays Cupid”): When Alice finds out Ralph has invited a single friend from the Bus Company to dinner; she tries to fix him up with her girlfriend.

Tue. Feb. 17, 2026 2a #96 (aka #38/#59) – “‘Suspense’/‘Two Tickets To The Fight’”: (For “Suspense”): Ralph overhears Alice rehearsing her part in a play and thinks she is planning to kill him. (For “Two Tickets To The Fight”): Ralph's plans to see the fights with Norton are ruined when Alice's uncle comes to visit.

Wed. Feb. 18, 2026 2a #85 (aka #40/#63) – “‘Anniversary Gift’/‘Finger Man’”: (For “Anniversary Gift”): Ralph is embarrassed when the anniversary gift he bought Alice is the same one Trixie bought for her. (For “Finger Man”): Ralph heroically catches a murderer on his bus, but fears for his life when the murderer escapes from jail and vows to "get the man who put the finger on him."

Thu. Feb. 19, 2026 2a #65 (aka #50/#41) – “‘Manager of The Baseball Team’ ('53 version)/‘Income Tax’”: (For “Manager of The Baseball Team”): Ralph mistakenly believes he's been promoted to manager. (For “Income Tax”): Ralph tries to do his taxes and figures that he owes the government $15.00. Unfortunately, he was saving his last $15.00 for a new bowling ball.

Fri. Feb. 20, 2026 2a #103 (aka #40/#152) – “‘Alice’s Aunt Ethel’/‘Two-Family Car’”: (For “Alice’s Aunt Ethel”): Ralph tries to get rid of Alice's visiting aunt. (For “Two-Family Car”): Ralph jumps to conclusions when he gets a telegram.

Sat. Feb. 21, 2026 2a #102 (aka #44/#62) – “‘What’s Her Name’/“Champagne & Caviar’”: (For “What’s Her Name”): Ralph and Alice fight over the name of an actress. (For “Champagne & Caviar”): Ralph sets out to impress the company president.

Note: Scedule subject to change. The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, gracenote.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

02-19-2026, 03:52 PM

Sorry for the broken links. I’m not an idiot. I swear.

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?p=6453751#post6453751

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. Feb. 22, 2026 12a #029 (aka #137) - "Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"): While leaving the pool hall, Ralph witnesses a bank robbery and takes a bullet through his hat. That's reason enough for him to believe that the thugs will come gunning for him, so Norton tells his on-edge pal to just relax and watch some TV. "What's playing tonight?" Ralph asks. Norton's reply: "Dead Men Tell No Tales." Bibbo: Frank Marth. Danny: George Petrie.

12:30p #030 (aka #138) - "The Loudspeaker": Ralph thinks he'll be named Raccoon of the Year,20so he begins writing his acceptance speech (if he could only get rid of his hiccups). It's a very distinctive honor, he reminds the skeptical Alice, because it entitles the two of them to "free burial privileges in the Raccoons' national cemetery in Bismarck, North Dakota."

Sun. March 1, 2026 12a (also Mon. Feb. 23, 2026 at 12a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #031 (aka #139) - "On Stage": "Polo ponies." "On Stage" (originally telecast April 28, 1956) actually began, says co-writer Leonard Stern, "with that one word...and we built a whole sketch around it." And it's that single word---pronounced by Norton (Art Carney) to rhyme with monopolies---that has almost single-handedly made this a favorite among Honeymooners fans. The episode begins with Ralph getting a juicy part in a play being mounted by the Raccoon Lodge's Women's Auxiliary. Suddenly Ralph is strutting around like the Barrymore of Bensonhurst and entertaining dreams that a Hollywood producer in the audience will offer him a contract. But before the actual performance, there's a rehearsal with Norton---and that word---to contend with.

12:30p #032 (aka #140) - "Dial J For Janitor": Ralph can't seem to pipe down about the failures of his building's janitor. Then he finds out that the position pays $150 a month with free rent---and decides to take the job himself. Now the most gripes are coming from Norton, who says he hasn't had water in his apartment for so long that he's beginning to "see mirages." Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten. Mrs. Manicotti: Zamah Cunningham.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. March 2, 2026 12a #033 (aka #141) - "Opportunity Knocks, But": When Mr. Marshall asks him for a lesson in shooting pool, Ralph believes that his social visit to his boss's Park Avenue home is the cue for his finally advancing in the company. But it's Norton who racks up points in "Opportunity Knocks But," which originally aired May 5, 1956. The pool lesson just gets under way when Norton---not Ralph---starts offering suggestions about making improvements at the company. Impressed, Marshall offers him a job as "Bus Driver Supervisor." Marshall says he likes a man who can think on his feet, but as an enraged Ralph later tells Alice: "Norton works in the sewer. He has to think on his feet; if he sat down he'd drown." But Norton, who's thinking of accepting the offer, tells his buddy not to worry. "As long as I am an executive at that bus company," he tells Ralph, "you are sure of being a bus driver as long as you live."

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

2a #99 (aka #149/#45) – “‘Double Anniversary Party’”/‘Lunchbox’”: (For “Double Anniversary Party”): Alice plans a surprise anniversary party for Ralph on the same night that Ralph has made plans to surprise Alice. (For “Lunchbox”): When Ralph's lunch box gets accidentally switched at work; he blames Alice for making him an inedible lunch.

Thu. Sept. 25, 2025 2a #89 (aka #47/#150) – “‘Hot Tip’/‘Checkup’”: (For “Hot Tip”): Ralph places some bets at the racetrack for some neighbors, and gets nervous when Norton warns him that the police think he's a bookie. (For “Checkup”): Ralph schemes to fail a medical exam when h e thinks the doctor is from his insurance company.

Fri. Sept. 26, 2025 2a #58 (aka #47/#49) - “‘Norton Moves In’/‘Dinner Guest’”: (For “Norton Moves In”): The Nortons move in with the Kramdens while their apartment is being painted. Trixie and Alice take the bedroom, while Norton and Ralph attempt to sleep on a cot in the kitchen. (For “Dinner Guest”): Ralph invites a man from the bus company to dinner so he can discuss promotion. There's only one problem -every time Ralph attempts to mention the promotion Alice changes the subject.

Sat. Sept. 27, 2025 2a #??? - *"Dorsey Brothers Show": Ralph asks Alice to bring Mr. Dorsey (aka Tommy) to the Bus Drivers ball. Alice mistakenly thinks he means Jimmy Dorsey. Ralph gets upset at Alice when he finds out about what she did because the Dorsey brothers are feuding and Ralph tries to fidn a way to not see them fight.

Tue. Sept. 30, 2025 2a #86 (aka #53/#36) – “‘The Prowler’/‘Glow Worm Cleaning Powder’”: (For “The Prowler”): In the middle of the night the police warn the Kramdens that there is a prowler loose in the building. (For “Glow Worm Cleaning Powder”): Alice is chosen to be next month's "Glow Worm Girl" but Ralph won't let her do it.

Wed. Oct. 1, 2025 2a #66 (aka #56) - *“Vacation at Fred's Landing” ('53 version): Alice and Trixie want to vacation in Atlantic City but Ralph and Ed insist on going camping. After one day in the wilderness, Ralph and Norton realize that the great outdoors isn't what they had hoped.

Thu. Oct. 2, 2025 2a #49 (aka #58) - *“Hot Dog Stand”: Ralph wants to buy a hot dog stand but Alice refuses to give him the money, so he and Norton pose as successful businessmen to get a bank loan.

Fri. Oct. 3, 2025 2a #69 (aka #149/#58) – “‘Forgot to Register’/‘Halloween Party’ ('53 version)”: (For “Forgot To Register”): Alice causes an argument when she tells Ralph she doesn't support the candidate he and Norton are campaigning for. (For “Halloween Party”): The Kramdens and the Nortons don costumes for the bus company Halloween party. At the last minute Ralph finds out that the party is really a formal affair for his boss.

Sat. Oct. 4, 2025 2a #54 (aka #62) - *“Letter to the Boss” ('53 version) : Ralph mistakenly thinks a he's been fired and, with Norton's help, writes a nasty letter to his boss. After mailing the letter, Ralph finds out he's been promoted and schemes to get the letter back.
CLASSIC QUOTE -"Homina, homina, homina"

2a #??? - "'Santa & The Bookies' ('53 version) (Part 1) Ralph doesn't know that Alice has taken in knitting to pay for his Christmas present, so when he discovers baby things in the apartment he assumes Alice is pregnant.

Note: Scedule subject to change. The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, gracenote.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

03-05-2026, 11:51 AM

I’m sorry for getting the dates incorrect on the Catchy Comedy schedule. When I type these schedules, sometimes I copy and paste from this thread. I swear I’m not an idiot.

Frank Gannucci

03-05-2026, 12:06 PM

I’m sorry for getting the dates incorrect on the Catchy Comedy schedule. When I type these schedules, sometimes I copy and paste from this thread. I swear I’m not an idiot.

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://sitcomsonline.com/boards/sho...51#post6453751

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. March 8, 2026 12a #033 (aka #141) - "Opportunity Knocks, But": When Mr. Marshall asks him for a lesson in shooting pool, Ralph believes that his social visit to his boss's Park Avenue home is the cue for his finally advancing in the company. But it's Norton who racks up points in "Opportunity Knocks But," which originally aired May 5, 1956. The pool lesson just gets under way when Norton---not Ralph---starts offering suggestions about making improvements at the company. Impressed, Marshall offers him a job as "Bus Driver Supervisor." Marshall says he likes a man who can think on his feet, but as an enraged Ralph later tells Alice: "Norton works in the sewer. He has to think on his feet; if he sat down he'd drown." But Norton, who's thinking of accepting the offer, tells his buddy not to worry. "As long as I am an executive at that bus company," he tells Ralph, "you are sure of being a bus driver as long as you live."

12:30p #034 (aka #142) - "A Man's Pride": Ralph is too proud to tell a seemingly successful old friend that he drives a bus, so he says he "runs things" at the company in the last Honeymooners episode of the "classic 39," which originally ran from 1955 to '56. CLASSIC KRAMDEN- Ralph's reaction to the dinner check.

Sun. March 15, 2026 12a (also Mon. March 9, 2026 at 12a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #035 (aka #143) - "Unconventional Behavior": Ralph and Norton become joined at the wrists when Norton tries out his "trick handcuffs" in "Unconventional Behavior," which originally aired May 12, 1956. Aboard a train en route to the lodge's convention in Minneapolis, the guys look forward to "five days of hilarity" and try out some of the novelty items that Norton's brought along. But when Norton's handcuffs won't unlock (there is no key), he and Ralph become closer than they'd like. This scenario yields some memorable physical humor, including Norton trying to take his coat off and the guys trying to figure out some way to sleep in upper and lower berths. It also provides one of the series' all-time lines. "Mind if I smoke?" Norton asks a frustrated Ralph. "I don't care if you burn," Ralph fires back.

12:30a #036 (aka #144) - "The Bensonhurst Bomber": An argument in the pool hall and a joke about a man's name figure in "The Bensonhurst Bomber," which originally aired Sept. 8, 1956. Of all the guest characters on The Honeymooners, few names are more recognizable to fans than "Harvey," or, as Ralph pronounces it, "Har-vee!" In fact, it's that exaggerated pronunciation that gets Ralph in hot water when the towering bully Harvey challenges Ralph to a fight at Kelsey's Gym. As the showdown approaches, a nervous Ralph believes a wiser plan might be to leave town, but Norton insists he has to fight Harvey, especially since they're closing the pool hall in Ralph's honor. "If I fight that Harvey," Ralph replies, "they'll be closing it in my memory."

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. March 16, 2026 12a #037 (aka #145) - "The Safety Award": Ralph is honored with an award for being "the safest bus driver in the city" and plans to take Alice and the Nortons to the ceremony at City Hall. But his big day is plagued with problems, culminating with Ralph having an accident in his friend's car. Ever the optimist, Norton offers a distressed Ralph some sewer-worker words of wisdom: "When the tides of life turn against you, and the current upsets your boat, don't waste those tears on what might have been, just lay on your back and float." Mr. Martin: Frank Marth.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Fri. March 6, 2026 2a #54 (aka #62) - *“Letter to the Boss” ('53 version) : Ralph mistakenly thinks a he's been fired and, with Norton's help, writes a nasty letter to his boss. After mailing the letter, Ralph finds out he's been promoted and schemes to get the letter back.
CLASSIC QUOTE -"Homina, homina, homina"

Sat. March 7, 2026 2a #??? - *"New Year's Eve Party": Ralph tries to get out of going to work so he can attend the Dorsey's New Year's Eve party.

Tue. March 10, 2026 2a #??? - "'Santa & The Bookies' ('53 version) (Part 1) Ralph doesn't know that Alice has taken in knitting to pay for his Christmas present, so when he discovers baby things in the apartment he assumes Alice is pregnant.

Wed. March 11, 2026 2a #??? - "'Santa & The Bookies' ('53 version) (Part 2) /'New Bowling Ball'": Ralph takes on a job as a sidewalk Santa with Norton as his helper so he can pay things for his and Alice's new baby that he thinks they are getting. They are both arrested as operatives in a bookmaking operation. (For "New Bowling Ball"): Ralph gets his fingers stuck in his new bowling ball and he wants to get them out before the bowling game.

Thu. March 12, 2026 2a #71 (aka #67) – “This is Your Life (Part One)”: Ralph is chosen to be on the television program "This is Your Life," but it must be kept a secret from him. When Ralph sees Alice and the show's producer together, he thinks Alice is having an affair.

Fri. March 13, 2026 2a #72 – “This is Your Life (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton find airline tickets in Alice's bag and believe she is planning to run away with the producer of "This is Your Life."

Sat. March 14, 2026 2a #??? - "Ed Norton Interviews: 'People to People'/'Man Under The Street' (aka 'Private Life of A Sewer Worker')/'Cost of Living'": (For "People To People"): "Ed Norton's Dad" (played by Art Carney) gets interviewed about himself and his "son." (For "Man Under The Street"): Ed Sullivan (as himself) interviews Ed about his job. (For "Cost of Living"): Ed Norton gets interviewed about living.

Tue. March 17, 2026 2a #67 (aka #70) – “Cottage for Sale (Part One)”: The Kramdens and the Nortons want to buy a summer cottage, but it's too expensive. The seller convinces them that by removing a few luxuries from the cottage, they can afford it. Ralph and Norton immediately accept the offer.

Wed. March 18, 2026 2a #68 – “Cottage for Sale (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton soon find out that the cottage they bought is not the one they got. Alice and Trixie refuse to help fix it up. Both families blame the other for the mess that they are in. Ralph and Norton try to sell the cottage and both families make up.

Thu. March 19, 2026 2a 108 (aka #70/#77) – “‘Lawsuit’/‘What’s The Name’”: (For “Lawsuit”): Ralph threatens to sue when he breaks his leg in a bus accident. (For “W.T.N.”): The Kramdens and Ed Norton argue about the name of a movie star.

Fri. March 20, 2026 2a #??? - "Fortune Teller" (Part 1): A Coney Island fortune teller tells Ralph that he is going to commit a murder within a week. Ralph wants Alice to move in with her mother till the week passes but Alice refuses. Ralph moves in with Norton.

Sat. March 21, 2026 2a #??? - "Fortune Teller" (Part 2): Ralph gets so exasperated at rooming with Ed Norton that he nearly kills him. In the end, Ralph manages to get himself arrested for safety by assaulting a police officer.

Note: Scedule subject to change. The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, gracenote.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

03-19-2026, 09:37 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://sitcomsonline.com/boards/sho...51#post6453751

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. March 22, 2026 12a #037 (aka #145) - "The Safety Award": Ralph is honored with an award for being "the safest bus driver in the city" and plans to take Alice and the Nortons to the ceremony at City Hall. But his big day is plagued with problems, culminatin with Ralph having an accident in his friend's car. Ever the optimist, Norton offers a distressed Ralph some sewer-worker words of wisdom: "When the tides of life turn against you, and the current upsets your boat, don't waste those tears on what might have been, just lay on your back and float." Mr. Martin: Frank Marth.

12:30a (also Mon. March 23, 2026 at 1a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #038 (aka #146) - "Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Mind Your Own Business"): Norton gets fired from his job in the sewer after taking Ralph's advice about demanding a promotion. Finding something new won't be easy, Norton says, because, after all, a sewer worker is like a brain surgeon---"we're both s pecialists." Still, after a couple of weeks, he finds work selling irons door-to-door. And when he tells his pal that he made $40 his first day on the job, Ralph suddenly contemplates leaving the bus company to become a salesman with Norton's company.

Sun. March 29, 2026 12a (also Mon. March 23, 2026 at 1:30a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #039 (aka #147) - "Alice & The Blonde": Audrey Meadows said that she "loved" the episode titled "Alice and the Blonde" (originally telecast June 2, 1956), and it's easy to see why. For once, it's Alice who's fuming. It's all because of what happens at the home of one of Ralph's co-workers. Trying to ingratiate himself with Bert Weedemeyer (who Ralph thinks may become the bus company's new general manager), Ralph---with Norton by his side, naturally-heaps compliments on the man's wife, a ditsy platinum blonde who calls her husband "Twinkles." Ralph's fawning and flattery isn't amusing Alice, who'll have her revenge. Rita Weedemeyer: Freda Rosen. Bert: Frank Behrens.

12:30a #001 (aka #109) - "TV or Not TV": Ralph and Norton go partners on a new TV, but Ralph rigs a coin toss so the set stays in the Kramden apartment. It's not long before Ralph becomes a total zombie to the new medium, and all Norton wants to do is don his space helmet and watch "Captain Video."

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. March 30, 2026 1a #036 (aka #144) - "The Bensonhurst Bomber": An argument in the pool hall and a joke about a man's name figure in "The Bensonhurst Bomber," which originally aired Sept. 8, 1956. Of all the guest characters on The Honeymooners, few names are more recognizable to fans than "Harvey," or, as Ralph pronounces it, "Har-vee!" In fact, it's that exaggerated pronunciation that gets Ralph in hot water when the towering bully Harvey challenges Ralph to a fight at Kelsey's Gym. As the showdown approaches, a nervous Ralph believes a wiser plan might be to leave town, but Norton insists he has to fight Harvey, especially since they're closing the pool hall in Ralph's honor. "If I fight that Harvey," Ralph replies, "they'll be closing it in my memory."

1:30a #032 (aka #140) - "Dial J For Janitor": Ralph can't seem to pipe down about the failures of his building's janitor. Then he finds out that the position pays $150 a month with free rent---and decides to take the job himself. Now the most gripes are coming from Norton, who says he hasn't had water in his apartment for so long that he's beginning to "see mirages." Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten. Mrs. Manicotti: Zamah Cunningham.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. March 24, 2026 2a #84 (aka #73) - *“The Next Champ”: Ralph becomes the manager of a boxer he believes will be the world's next heavyweight champion.

Wed. March 25, 2026 2a #81 (aka #74) – “Stand-In For Murder ('54 version) (Part One)”: A gangster finds out he is about to be killed by a rival gang. His men discover that Ralph is an amazing look-alike for their boss, and decided to use poor Ralph as a stand-in for murder. FUN FACT -This is the second time in the series Jackie Gleason played a dual role.

Thu. March 26, 2026 2a #82 – “Stand-In For Murder ('54 version) (Part Two)”: Ralph thinks he's gotten the break of his life when he gets a new high-paying position and he and Alice move into a luxury apartment. Meanwhile, the rival gang tries to kill Ralph.
FUN FACT -This episode ran overtime and was never completed.

Fri. March 27, 2026 2a #60 (aka #76) - *“Man in the Blue Suit”: Ralph wins big at poker and hides it in an old suit so Alice won't find out how much he has won. Alice gives the suit to charity.

Sat. March 28, 2026 2a #64 (aka #77) – *“Hair-Raising Tale”: Ralph is tricked into buying a new hair growth formula. He and Norton proceed to test the new treatment on Ralph's boss.

Tue. March 31, 2026 2a #77 (aka #77 [same as the syndicated episode #])– “Box Top Kid (Part One)”: Ralph gets jealous when his brother in law wins a trip to Europe in a box top contest. He and Norton start to buy every product they can find with a box top contest.

Wed. April 1, 2026 2a #78 – “Box Top Kid (Part Two)”: Ralph wins a Slim-O Bread contest by claiming he lost 80 pounds. There's only one problem; he must lose the weight before the publicity photos are taken or he will be disqualified.

Thu. April 2, 2026 2a #90 (aka #78) – “Two Men on a Horse (Part One)”: When Ralph loses a large sum of money he was to deposit for the Raccoon Lodge, he and Norton think of ways to make the money back in one day.

Fri. April 3, 2026 2a #91 – “Two Men on a Horse (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton get a hot tip on a horse and go to the track to place their bet. When the odds on their horse go down, Ralph and Norton scheme to sway the odds in their favor.

Sat. April 4, 2026 2a #52 (aka #79) – “Goodbye Aunt Ethel (Part One)”: Ralph must sleep on a cot in the kitchen when Alice's Aunt Ethel comes to visit. Ralph pretends he has a bad back to force her out, but Aunt Ethel stays to nurse Ralph back to health.

Note: Scedule subject to change. The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, gracenote.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

04-02-2026, 01:27 PM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://sitcomsonline.com/boards/sho...51#post6453751

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. April 5, 2026 12a (also Mon. April 13, 2026 1a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #002 (aka #110) - "Funny Money": Ralph finds a suitcase filled with money, enough, Norton says, to "keep him in pizza for the rest of his life." There's one slight problem: the money is counterfeit, and the gangsters who printed it want it back. Alice's Mother: Ethel Owen. Boss: Boris Aplon. Ziggy: Frank Marth.

12:30a (also Mon. April 13, 2026 1:30a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #003 (aka #111) - "The Golfer": Hello, ball! That memorable salutation---delivered by Norton (Art Carney) as he shows the proper way to "address the ball"---has made "The Golfer" (first aired on Oct. 15, 1955) a favorite in the series canon. Ralph's trying to impress his boss by offering to join him in a foursome. Problem is, Ralph's never picked up a club in his life and learning to play in two days, he concedes, won't be easy---"It'd take me at least a week." That doesn't stop him from turning his kitchen into a fairway, using a pin cushion as a ball and, unforgettably, getting into the mood by donning an outlandish golfing outfit that is, to quote Norton, "dee-vine." DON'T MISS – Ed addressing the ball.

Sun. April 12, 2026 12a #004 (aka #111) - "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Tired of Ralph's complaints about household chores not being done, Alice convinces him to hire a maid. But the new domestic is rapidly getting fed up taking orders from Norton and Ralph, or as she calls them, "the simp and the blimp." Thelma: Betty Garde. Wilson: Frank Marth.
12:30a #005(aka #113) - "A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph gets the idea in his head that he has six months to live, so he decides to sell his story to a magazine. But when he learns it's all a mistake and that he can be prosecuted for fraud, he enlists Norton to pose as a doctor ("don't touch me, I'm sterile") who can cure him of the dreaded "arterial monochromia." Publisher: George Petrie.

11p #007 (aka #115) - "Better Living Through TV": In a classic episode, Ralph and Norton go on live TV in an attempt to sell the Handy Housewife Helper. The inspired (and ad-lib laden) "Better Living Through TV" (originally telecast Nov. 12, 1955) finds Ralph talking Norton into buying TV time so the two of them can go on the air and sell 2000 of the kitchen gadgets. The idea is for "Chef of the Future" Ralph to demonstrate to "Chef of the Past" Norton the many things the gizmo can do, such as open cans, remove corns and, of course, "core a apple." In the rehearsal, Ralph is the picture of calm, but as they prepare to go on the air, panic sets in and he warns a worrisome Ed: "Stop talking like that, nervous, you're going to get yourself all Norton." CLASSIC QUOTE - "Can it core an apple?"

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. April 6, 2026 1a 034 (aka #142) - "A Man's Pride": Ralph is too proud to tell a seemingly successful old friend that he drives a bus, so he says he "runs things" at the company in the last Honeymooners episode of the "classic 39," which originally ran from 1955 to '56. CLASSIC KRAMDEN- Ralph's reaction to the dinner check.

1:30a #001 (aka #109) - "TV or Not TV": Ralph and Norton go partners on a new TV, but Ralph rigs a coin toss so the set stays in the Kramden apartment. It's not long before Ralph becomes a total zombie to the new medium, and all Norton wants to do is don his space helmet and watch "Captain Video."

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. April 7, 2026 2a #52 (aka #79) – “Goodbye Aunt Ethel (Part One)”: Ralph must sleep on a cot in the kitchen when Alice's Aunt Ethel comes to visit. Ralph pretends he has a bad back to force her out, but Aunt Ethel stays to nurse Ralph back to health.

Wed. April 8, 2026 2a #53 – “Goodbye Aunt Ethel (Part Two)”: Ralph and Ed introduce Aunt Ethel to the neighborhood butcher, hoping the two will get married and Aunt Ethel will leave.

Thu. April 09, 2026 2a #41 (aka #84) - *”Game Called On Account of Marriage”: Ralph gets tickets to a World Series game, but the game falls on Alice's sister's wedding.

Fri. April 10, 2026 2a #56 (aka #86) – “The People's Choice (Part One)”: When Ralph heroically captures a murderer on his bus, he is asked to run for public office.

Sat. April 11, 2026 2a #57 – “The People's Choice (Part Two)”: Alice thinks the men who asked Ralph to run for public office are crooks who intend to use Ralph as a stooge, but Ralph doesn't believe her.

Tue. April 14, 2021 2a#42 (aka #88) - *“Battle of the Sexes”: When Ralph and Ed decide to show their wives who's boss, Alice and Trixie fight back, leaving the guys to survive on their own.

Wed. April 15, 2026 2a #74 (aka #90) - *“Brother-in-Law”: When Ralph's brother in law wants to borrow money to buy a hotel, Ralph says no; instead he schemes to buy the hotel himself.

Thu. April 16, 2026 2a #43 (aka #89) - *“Teamwork Beats the Clock”: Ralph and Alice "Beat the Clock," but when they're asked to return, Alice can't make it and Norton takes over.

Fri. April 17, 2026 2a #50 (aka #155) - *“Love Letter” ('56 version): Ralph fears Norton and Alice are having an affair after finding a love letter from Norton he thinks is intended for Alice.

Sat. April 18, 2026 2a #92 (aka #91) - *“Songwriters”: To Alice's dismay, Ralph buys a piano thinking he and Norton can write a hit song and become rich.

Note: Scedule subject to change. The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, gracenote.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

04-16-2026, 10:28 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://sitcomsonline.com/boards/sho...51#post6453751

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. April 19, 2026 12a (also Mon. April 27, 2026 1a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #006 (aka #114) - "The Sleepwalker": Norton's sleepwalking becomes a waking nightmare for Ralph, who can't get any sleep because he's been asked to keep his pal from wandering off on late-night strolls around the neighborhood. Doctor: George Petrie.

12:30a (also Mon. April 27, 2026 at 1:30a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #007 (aka #115) - "Better Living Through TV": In a classic episode, Ralph and Norton go on live TV in an attempt to sell the Handy Housewife Helper. The inspired (and ad-lib laden) "Better Living Through TV" (originally telecast Nov. 12, 1955) finds Ralph talking Norton into buying TV time so the two of them can go on the air and sell 2000 of the kitchen gadgets. The idea is for "Chef of the Future" Ralph to demonstrate to "Chef of the Past" Norton the many things the gizmo can do, such as open cans, remove corns and, of course, "core a apple." In the rehearsal, Ralph is the picture of calm, but as they prepare to go on the air, panic sets in and he warns a worrisome Ed: "Stop talking like that, nervous, you're going to get yourself all Norton." CLASSIC QUOTE - "Can it core an apple?”

Sun. April 26, 2026 12a #008 (aka #116) - "Pal O' Mine": A great friendship is strained after a ring t hat Norton had planned to give a co-worker winds up stuck on Ralph's finger. The episode concludes with a classic hospital scene that contains a memorable one-word ad-lib by Norton, who's saying good-bye to a doctor. Teddy Oberman: Ned Glass. Doctor: John Seymour. Nurse: Abbie Lewis.

12:30a #009 (aka #117) - "Brother Ralph": A layoff at the bus company prompts Ralph and Alice to add up their total savings from all of their accounts ($12.83). That's reason enough for Alice to get a job, leaving Ralph to take care of the cooking and cleaning. But Ralph becomes really steamed after he discovers that her boss looks like a matinee idol---and that Alice told him that Ralph is her brother.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. April 20, 2026 1a #004 (aka #111) - "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Tired of Ralph's complaints about household chores not being done, Alice convinces him to hire a maid. But the new domestic is rapidly getting fed up taking orders from Norton and Ralph, or as she calls them, "the simp and the blimp." Thelma: Betty Garde. Wilson: Frank Marth.

1:30a #005 (aka #113) - "A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph gets the idea in his head that he has six months to live, so he decides to sell his story to a magazine. But when he learns it's all a mistake and that he can be prosecuted for fraud, he enlists Norton to pose as a doctor ("don't touch me, I'm sterile") who can cure him of the dreaded "arterial monochromia." Publisher: George Petrie.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. April 21, 2026 2a #44 (aka #93) - *“Kramden Vs. Norton”: Ralph takes Ed to the movies for his birthday. Norton wins a television set with the ticket Ralph bought, and the two friends fight over who really owns the TV set.

Wed. April 22, 2026 2a #93 (aka #94) – “A Promotion (Part One)”: On his first day as assistant cashier of the Bus Company, Ralph accidentally locks the safe and must keep the money at home overnight.

Thu. April 23, 2026 2a #94 – “A Promotion (Part Two)”: So Alice won't find out about Ralph's blunder, he and Norton hide the money in a brown bag and put it in the icebox. Everything is fine until Alice decides to defrost the refrigerator.

Fri. April 24, 2026 2a #87 (aka #95) – “The Hypnotist (Part One)”: Ralph and Norton see a demonstration by "The World's Greatest Hypnotist." When Alice won't give Ralph money for a convention trip, he decides that hypnotism might work on her.

Sat. April 25, 2026 2a #88 – “The Hypnotist (Part Two)”: Alice finds out about Ralph's plans to hypnotize her and decides to teach Ralph a lesson.

Tue. April 28, 2026 2a #62 (aka #96) – “Cupid (Part One)”: When Ralph meets an old classmate who is still single, he begins to call single women in the neighborhood to get him a date. Alice and Trixie think Ralph is making the dates for himself.

Wed. April 29, 2026 2a #63 – “Cupid (Part Two)”: Matters get more complicated when Norton lies to Alice so she won't find out that Ralph has been playing matchmaker.

Thu. April 30, 2026 2a #104 (aka #97) – “Little Man Who Wasn’t There (Part One)”: Ralph is sent to the company psychiatrist when he loses his temper once too often on the job. He is advised to give up his friendship with Norton, Norton mistakes his farewell note for a suicide note, and shadows Ralph to keep him out of trouble.

Fri. May 1, 2026 2a #105 – “Little Man Who Wasn’t There (Part Two)”: Ralph, seeing Norton everywhere he looks, thinks he's losing his mind ...until the truth comes out and the psychiatrist decides that Norton and Kramden belong together.

Sat. May 2, 2026 2a #45 (aka #99) - *“The Great Jewel Robbery”: Ralph collects money at the bus company to buy a wedding present for the boss' daughter, but Alice thinks the gift is for her.

Note: Scedule subject to change. The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, gracenote.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

04-30-2026, 10:49 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://sitcomsonline.com/boards/sho...51#post6453751

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. May 3, 2026 12a (also Mon. May 11, 2026 at 1a on MeTV & MeTV HD) 010 (aka #118) - "Hello Mom": Ralph and Alice Kramden (Jackie Gleason, Audrey Meadows) squabble over the impending arrival of Ralph's mother-in-law in this classic, and ultimately touching, episode. The king is told that his castle is soon to be invaded by Alice's mom. Ralph painfully remembers how his mother-in-law said at his wedding, "I'm not losing a daughter, I'm gaining a ton," and refuses to let her visit. But when Alice stands up to him and insists her mother's coming, Ralph decides to move in with the Nortons until the visit's over. Humor and poignancy meet in a conclusion that once again shows Alice, who sees beyond Ralph's insecurities, to be the bigger person.

12:30a (also Mon. May 11, 2026 at 1:30a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #011 (aka #119) - "The Deciding Vote": Ralph's in a tight two-man election for the position of Raccoon convention manager and the deciding vote belongs to Norton. The episode contains a classic sight gag involving Ralph trying to clean a vacuum cleaner after it has failed "the oatmeal test."

Sun. May 10, 2026 12a #012 (aka #120) - "Something Fishy": "I catch the fish," Ralph tells Alice, "you cook the fish. The only time we're together is when we eat the fish." Alice, however, has other ideas about Ralph and his lodge brothers worming their way out of taking the wives on the annual fishing trip. Ralph and Norton are desperate, so they angle for a way to leave Alice and Trixie behind.

12:30a #013 (aka #121) - "'Twas The Night Before XMas": The Kramdens exchange presents in a Christmas episode with an O. Henry twist. Ralph is particularly proud of the gift he has for Alice: a hairpin box made of 2000 matchsticks that, he's been told, was smuggled from the palace of the Emperor of Japan. DON'T MISS - This classic retelling of "The Gift of the Magi."

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. May 4, 2026 1a #008 (aka #116) - "Pal O' Mine": A great friendship is strained after a ring that Norton had planned to give a co-worker winds up stuck on Ralph's finger. The episode concludes with a classic hospital scene that contains a memorable one-word ad-lib by Norton, who's saying good-bye to a doctor. Teddy Oberman: Ned Glass. Doctor: John Seymour. Nurse: Abbie Lewis.

1:30a #009 (aka #117) - "Brother Ralph": A layoff at the bus company prompts Ralph and Alice to add up their total savings from all of their accounts ($12.83). That's reason enough for Alice to get a job, leaving Ralph to take care of the cooking and cleaning. But Ralph becomes really steamed after he discovers that her boss looks like a matinee idol---and that Alice told him that Ralph is her brother.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. May 5, 2026 2a #97 (aka #98) – “Hero (Part One)”: Tommy, a fatherless boy, begins to idolize Ralph, inspiring Ralph to tell the boy exaggerated tales of his own boyhood.

Wed. May 6, 2026 2a #98 – “Hero (Part Two)”: Tommy asks Ralph to attend a Boy Scout competition with him, thinking Ralph will win all of the events because of Ralph's exaggerations.

Thu. May 7, 2026 2a #79 (aka #100) - *“Peacemaker”: Ralph acts as peacemaker when Norton and Trixie's fighting keeps him awake all night.

Fri. May 8, 2026 2a #55 (aka #101) - *“The Adoption”: Ralph and Alice decide to adopt a baby, but first they have to pass inspection at the adoption agency.

Sat. May 9, 2026 2a #46 (aka #102) - *“Stars Over Flatbush”: Norton convinces Ralph that astrology will help him predict how to get a raise, and Ralph lets the stars rule his life.

Tue. May 12, 2026 2a #59 (aka #103) - *“One Big Happy Family”: In an effort to save money, Ralph and Ed decide to share an apartment. But life is not so sweet with Ralph and Alice and Ed and Trixie all under the same roof.

Wed. May 13, 2026 2a #106 (aka #103) – “A Weighty Problem (Part One)”: Ralph has to take a physical for the bus company and is informed that he has to diet or he would fail the physical and lose his job.

Thu. May 14, 2026 2a #107 – “A Weighty Problem (Part Two)”: Ralph is going crazy on his diet but manages to lose enough weight so he can pass the physical and still be a bus driver.

Fri. May 15, 2026 2a #70 (aka #105) - *“Boys and Girls Together”: Alice and Trixie feel that Ralph and Norton do everything together and decide to join them. Ralph and Norton scheme to discourage their wives.

Sat. May 16, 2026 2a #95 (aka #75) - *“Move Uptown”: Ralph and Alice plan to move but must sublet their old apartment first. When they can't find a new tenant, Ralph tries to break the lease.

Note: Scedule subject to change. The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, gracenote.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

05-14-2026, 04:12 PM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://sitcomsonline.com/boards/sho...51#post6453751

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. May 17, 2026 12a (also Mon. May 25, 2026 at 1a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #014 (aka #122) - "The Man From Space": Intending to take home first prize at the Raccoon Lodge's costume ball, Ralph---unable to wangle a loan from Norton---puts together his own costume and dubs himself "The Man From Space" in a memorable episode that was originally telecast Dec. 31, 1955. Angry with Norton (who's going as the Frenchman who "built the sewers of Paris") and obsessed with winning, Ralph appropriates an assortment of household items---including a faucet, a pot, a radio tube and the icebox door---to create a costume that will, he says, make Norton's rented outfit look like "a piece of French cheesecloth." The episode contains a classic example of Jackie Gleason's gift for ad-libbing when, unexpectedly; a piece of Ralph's costume falls off. "Let me have that," he improvises to Alice. "That's my denaturizer."

12:30a (also Mon. May 25, 2026 at 1:30a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #015 (aka #123) - "A Matter of Record": In "A Matter of Record" (originally telecast Jan. 7, 1956), Ralph surprises Alice with tickets to a hit Broadway mystery, but with her mother coming "all the way from Bensonhurst" for a visit, she won't go. " Where's Bensonhurst, in New Zealand or something?" Ralph snaps back, upset that Alice is forsaking him for a visit from his nemesis. "She won't be in this apartment three minutes before she starts an argument," Ralph says. With that, Alice's mother arrives and Ralph proceeds to set an alarm clock for three minutes. Sure enough, she quickly insults Ralph about his weight, chides Alice for not marrying "a good provider" and, as the final straw, spills the beans about the ending of the play. Just as the alarm clock rings, Ralph erupts ("You are a blabbermouth!") and throws his mother-in-law out. But Alice leaves with her, prompting Ralph to take Norton's suggestion and record an apology to Alice in hopes of winning her forgiveness.

Sun. May 24, 2026 12a #016 (aka #124) - "Oh My Aching Back": After telling Alice he was too tired to leave the apartment, Ralph---on the eve of his company physical---goes bowling, throws his back out and comes home hunched over, and looking, Norton says, like "the leaning tower of pizza."

12:30a #017 (aka #125) - "The Baby-sitter": Ralph signals his displeasure when he learns that Alice had a telephone installed in the apartment. Then later, when he calms down, he overhears a telephone conversation and thinks that she is having an affair.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. May 18, 2026 1a #012 (aka #120) - "Something Fishy": "I catch the fish," Ralph tells Alice, "you cook the fish. The only time we're together is when we eat the fish." Alice, however, has other ideas about Ralph and his lodge brothers worming their way out of taking the wives on the annual fishing trip. Ralph and Norton are desperate, so they angle for a way to leave Alice and Trixie behind.

1:30a #013 (aka #121) - "'Twas The Night Before XMas": The Kramdens exchange presents in a Christmas episode with an O. Henry twist. Ralph is particularly proud of the gift he has for Alice: a hairpin box made of 2000 matchsticks that, he's been told, was smuggled from the palace of the Emperor of Japan. DON'T MISS - This classic retelling of "The Gift of the Magi."

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. May 19, 2026 2a #47 (aka #106) - *“The Principle of the Thing”: To please Alice, Ralph decides to use rent money to fix up their apartment. GUEST STAR -Classic TV Tightwad - Jack Benny

Wed. May 20, 2026 2a #100 (aka #106) – “Songs and Witty Sayings (Part One)”: Ralph and Norton team up for a contest hoping to win first prize. Against their husband's wishes, Alice and Trixie also enter the contest.

Thu. May 21, 2026 2a #101 – “Songs and Witty Sayings (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton wake up the neighborhood practicing for the contest.

Fri. May 22, 2026 2a #48 (aka #156) - *“Finders Keepers”: Ralph and Norton want to buy a candy store. To raise the money, they participate in a contest to find $1,000 hidden somewhere in New York City.

Sat. May 23, 2026 2a #75 (aka #157) - *“Catch a Star”: At a Raccoon Lodge meeting, Ralph lies that he knows Jackie Gleason and can get him to appear at the Raccoon's annual dance. Desperately, Ralph and Norton go to the hotel where Gleason is staying and try to convince "The Great One" to appear. FUN FACT - Jackie Gleason, Art Carney, Audrey Meadows and Joyce Randolph play dual roles in this episode.

Tue. May 26, 2026 2a #80 (aka #158) - *“My Fair Landlord”: Ralph buys a two-family house and the Nortons become Ralph's tenants. After moving in, Norton tries to break his lease.

Wed. May 27, 2026 2a #??? (aka #157) - "Away We Go” (Part 1): The Kramdens and Nortons sail to Europe. Ralph and Ed set themselves adrift on a life boat.

Thu. May 28, 2026 2a #??? “Away We Go” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed are worried that they won’t be rescued so they pass the time by doing various things like singing about the fact that they would rather die together. They are rescued some time later. Upon arriving in Paris, Ralph poses for a publicity photo and falls off the deck.

Fri. May 29, 2026 2a #??? (aka #158)- "Plastered In Paris” (Part 1): Ralph & Ed get a great exchange rate -- on counterfeit money and give some of it to the wives.

Sat. May 30, 2026 2a #??? - “Plastered In Paris” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed get arrested for spending counterfeit money. While in jail, they try to get out only for the girls to get arrested too. They get bailed out only for Ralph & Ed to get jailed again when they try to hand in the culprits to the cops because the cops thought that the real culprits were Ralph & Ed.

Note: Scedule subject to change. The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, gracenote.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

05-28-2026, 09:12 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://sitcomsonline.com/boards/sho...51#post6453751

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. May 31, 2016 12p (also Mon. June 8 at 12a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #018 (aka #126) - "The $99,000 Answer": Ralph Kramden's get-rich-quick schemes were a Honeymooners staple, but the pipe dream in "The $99,000 Answer"---which originally aired Jan. 28, 1956---may be the funniest. Convinced that he'll triumph on a quiz show, popular-music expert Ralph (Jackie Gleason) intensely prepares at home, aided by piano-playing pal Norton (Art Carney), who warms up for each song with a few bars of a familiar Stephen Foster melody. Of course, the second he's on live TV, Ralph's bravado vanishes. Going into the classic Kramden meltdown---the eyes bugging, the lips quivering, the tongue stuttering "hummina-hummina"---he's asked, for his first question, to identify the composer of "Swanee River." DON'T MISS - - Norton's introduction to every song on the piano.

12:30p (also Mon. June 8 at 12:30a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #019 (aka #127) - "Ralph Kramden Inc.": Ralph needs a loan from Norton, so he sells him a share of his future earnings as a corporation---Ralph Kramden, Inc. It's another con job by Ralph, of course, until he learns that an old woman with a $40 million estate died and left him in her will. That's enough for Norton, as an officer in the corporation, to remind Ralph about one "small detail"---that they need to bring a suitcase to the reading of the will to carry home the $40 million.

Sun. June 7, 2026 12a #020 (aka #128) - "Young At Heart": Ralph wants to prove to Alice that he's still young at heart by learning dances like the Big Apple and the Suzie Q., which prompts Norton to ask: "How can anyone so round be so square?" But he's still determined, so the Kramdens and the Nortons decide to make a night of it by going roller-skating. Ralph on wheels at the rink makes for one of the series' classic scenes. Another has Norton teaching Ralph how to do the Hucklebuck.

12:30a #021 (aka #129) - "A Dog's Life": Ralph gets another one of his half-baked ideas after he samples a tasty dish he found in his ice box in "A Dog's Life," which was originally telecast Feb. 18, 1956. Convinced that the unusual cracker-spread will satisfy the public's appetite for a snack that's new and different, Ralph asks his boss, Mr. Marshall, to taste the dish in the hope that he'll bankroll production. Ralph's even cooked up a name for the culinary delight: "KramMar's Delicious Mystery Appetizer." Marshall tries it and likes it, and asks Ralph if the recipe is exclusively his wife's or if Alice's mother helped out. "Anything she'd cook I wouldn't give to a dog," Ralph replies. But Marshall wants some other opinions, so he calls in his assistants for another taste test. After two of the assistants reveal the food to be dog food, Ralph is convinced that Alice got a dog and tries to put it back in the pound...only to fall in love with it and take possession of the other dogs who were over their respective limits and were going to be killed.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. June 1, 2026 12a #016 (aka #124) - "Oh My Aching Back": After telling Alice he was too tired to leave the apartment, Ralph---on the eve of his company physical---goes bowling, throws his back out and comes home hunched over, and looking, Norton says, like "the leaning tower of pizza."

12:30a #017 (aka #125) - "The Baby-sitter": Ralph signals his displeasure when he learns that Alice had a telephone installed in the apartment. Then later, when he calms down, he overhears a telephone conversation and thinks that she is having an affair.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. June 1, 2026 2a #??? (Aka #159) - “Behind The Iron Curtain” (Part 1): Ralph and Ed wander onto a Russian firing range while visiting Germany and are mistaken for spies.

Wed. June 2, 2026 2a #??? - “Behind The Iron Curtain” (Part 2): While trying to get out of custody by disguising themselves as Russians, Ralph & Ed are mistaken for real Russians and due to Ed’s stupidity, they have to go to a party. Once they have been found out, they escape and answer to their wives.

Thu. June 4, 2026 2a #??? (Aka #160) “When In Rome” (Part 1): The Kramdens & Norton’s arrive in Rome. While there, a little boy becomes smitten with Alice and becomes Alices guide. Ralph finds out about a guide (who he thinks is a full-grown man) and becomes jealous.

Fri. June 5, 2026 2a #??? - “When In Rome” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed try to catch Alice in the act at an Italian fiesta thinking that the tour guide and Alice are going to be there but get disappointed when Alice shows up but not with the guide. At the end, they find out the truth.

Sat. June 6, 2026 2a 2a #??? - "Ed Norton Interviews: 'Brooklyn Dodgers'/'Rock & Roll'/'Guest Host'": (For Brooklyn Dodgers"): Ed gets interviewed about the Dodgers moving to LA. (For "Rock & Roll"): "Ed gets interviewed about Rock & Roll. (For Guest Host"): Art Carney helps out the guest host Johnny Ray.

Tue. June 9, 2026 2a #??? - (aka #161) - "The Curse of the Kramdens" (Part 1): The Kramdens & Nortons arrive in Ireland. While there, they hear about the Ghost of Sheamus O’ Toole ruling over the Irish town that they are in. They learn that a Kramden (because of fact that the ghost’s connections to Ralph’s family) has to stay in the ancestral Kramden castle for one night in order for the curse to be broken.

Wed. June 10, 2026 2a #??? - “Curse of The Kramdens” (Part 2): Ralph forces Ed to come with him and spend the night in the ancestral Kramden castle, which has the ghost. They find out that the ghost is fictional because of two people scaring people who come into the castle. Ralph & Ed catch them and somehow the curse is broken.

Thu. June 11, 2026 2a #??? (aka #162) "Mad Dogs & Englishmen" (Part 1): The Kramdens & Nortons get the news that they are to appear in a Flakey Wakey commercial on an English TV show. So they rehearse.

Fri. June 12, 2026 2a #??? "Mad Dogs & Englishmen" (Part 2): Ralph makes a fool of himself on the English TV show and Ed accidentally overturns a piano. The Kramdens flee London in shame but are invited back because the audience loved the commercial.

Sat. June 13, 2026 2a #??? (aka #1/#5/#7) - "'Bread'/'Ralph Threatens To Leave'/'Ring Salesman' ('51)": In "Bread", Ralph and Alice Kramden argue over the fact there is no bread to go with Ralph's dinner. In "Ralph Threatens to Leave", the vegetable meat loaf stirs Ralph up. Then in "Ring Salesman", Ralph is jealous of Joe the jeweler, who he believes Alice is having an affair with. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches.

Note: Scedule subject to change. The Honeymooners Lost Episodes are also shown on Pluto TVs Classic TV Comedy Channel. Each episode comes from MPI hone video which means that all the two part episodes are shown as one and all the episodes are as uncut as much as possible which means that yes, they are sometimes shown off-the-clock.
In addition to it being on Pluto TV’s Classic TV channel, it is also on Classic TV Family channel. It is on every Mon.-Fri from 9a-11a.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, gracenote.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

06-11-2026, 11:10 AM

I made a slight change in the above schedule. On Saturday June 13, 2026 at 2a, Catchy Comedy will show this

2a #??? (aka #1/#5/#7) - "'Bread'/'Ralph Threatens To Leave'/'Ring Salesman' ('51)": In "Bread", Ralph and Alice Kramden argue over the fact there is no bread to go with Ralph's dinner. In "Ralph Threatens to Leave", the vegetable meat loaf stirs Ralph up. Then in "Ring Salesman", Ralph is jealous of Joe the jeweler, who he believes Alice is having an affair with. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, gracenote.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci

06-11-2026, 11:26 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://sitcomsonline.com/boards/sho...51#post6453751

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. June 14, 2026 12a (also Mon. June 22, 2026 at 1a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #022 (aka #130) - "Here Comes The Bride": On the eve of his lodge brother Stanley's marriage to Alice's sister, Ralph---the self-proclaimed "king of [his] castle"---gives his future brother-in-law marital advice. Furious that Stanley has agreed to live with Alice's parents, Ralph instructs him to put his foot down. "I don't want to argue," he tells Ralph, prompting Norton to reply: "If you don't want to argue, what are you getting married for?"

12:30a (also Mon. June 22, 2026 at 1:30a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #023 (aka #131) - "Mama Loves Mambo": A dance teacher moves into the building and has all the husbands kicking up a fuss. Ralph and Norton had the idea that Carlos Sanchez was an old man who might like to relax with a game of checkers. He's not---bachelor Carlos is suave and handsome, and worse, is giving their wives mambo lessons in the Kramdens' apartment. Sanchez: Charles Korvin.

Sun. June 21, 2026 12a #024 (aka #132) - "Please Leave The Premises": Ralph refuses to pay a rent increase of $5 a month and, to avoid eviction, barricades himself, Alice and Norton in the apartment. Its war, says Ralph, and he's the general of their army. But after a few days without heat, and the food supply reduced to only celery, General Kramden hatches a plan to get fresh grub from the neighborhood delicatessen. Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten.

12:30a #025 (aka #133) - "House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"): Alice accepts a department store's offer to redecorate their apartment for free. She wants to surprise Ralph, so she arranges to secretly meet with the decorator---who then makes the mistake of leaving one of his gloves in the flat. When Ralph finds the glove, he suspects Alice of having an affair. Andre: Alexander Clark.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. June 15, 2026 1a #020 (aka #128) - "Young At Heart": Ralph wants to prove to Alice that he's still young at heart by learning dances like the Big Apple and the Suzie Q., which prompts Norton to ask: "How can anyone so round be so square?" But he's still determined, so the Kramdens and the Nortons decide to make a night of it by going roller-skating. Ralph on wheels at the rink makes for one of the series' classic scenes. Another has Norton teaching Ralph how to do the Hucklebuck.

1:30a #021 (aka #129) - "A Dog's Life": Ralph gets another one of his half-baked ideas after he samples a tasty dish he found in his ice box in "A Dog's Life," which was originally telecast Feb. 18, 1956. Convinced that the unusual cracker-spread will satisfy the public's appetite for a snack that's new and different, Ralph asks his boss, Mr. Marshall, to taste the dish in the hope that he'll bankroll production. Ralph's even cooked up a name for the culinary delight: "KramMar's Delicious Mystery Appetizer." Marshall tries it and likes it, and asks Ralph if the recipe is exclusively his wife's or if Alice's mother helped out. "Anything she'd cook I wouldn't give to a dog," Ralph replies. But Marshall wants some other opinions, so he calls in his assistants for another taste test. After two of the assistants reveal the food to be dog food, Ralph is convinced that Alice got a dog and tries to put it back in the pound...only to fall in love with it and take possession of the other dogs who were over their respective limits and were going to be killed.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Sat. June 13, 2026 2a #??? (aka #1/#5/#7) - "'Bread'/'Ralph Threatens To Leave'/'Ring Salesman' ('51)": In "Bread", Ralph and Alice Kramden argue over the fact there is no bread to go with Ralph's dinner. In "Ralph Threatens to Leave", the vegetable meat loaf stirs Ralph up. Then in "Ring Salesman", Ralph is jealous of Joe the jeweler, who he believes Alice is having an affair with. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches.

Tue. June 16, 2026 2a #??? (aka #163) "Framed In Spain” (Part 1): Blackmailers fake a hanky-panky photo of Ralph in Madrid so Ralph & Ed try to keep it from Alice.

Wed. June 17, 2026 2a #??? - “Framed In Spain” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed continue to try their best to keep the hanky-panky photo of Ralph away from Alice but at the end of the episode, Alice finds it and yells at Ralph that she doesn’t want to see him again...until cops come and reveal that they caught the blackmailers and then Alice finds out the truth.

Thu. June 18, 2026 2a #??? (aka #164) - "I Remember Mau Au" (Part 1): The wives want to go to the French Rivera but the boys want to go to an African safari. They get their way. The wives are miserable and get spooked.

Fri. June 19, 2026 2a #??? - "i Remember Mau Au" (Part 2): On the safari, Ralph kills a rabbit & Ed kills an elephant. The boys don't like the safari as much as they hoped so they plan to scare the girls so they can convince them to leave.

Sat. June 20, 2026 2a #??? (aka #2/#4/#6) - '"Razor Blades'/'New TV Set'/Alice & Ralph Get Dressed For A Date Last Night'": "In "Razor Blades", Ralph can't find his razor blades. In "New Television Set", Ralph finally buys a TV. In "Alice and Ralph Get Dressed for a Date", Ralph and Alice fight before going out with the Nortons. Notes: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches. Elaine Stritch plays Trixie in "New TV Set."

Tue. June 23, 2026 2a #??? (#28/#26) - “‘Lost Baby'/'The Turkey'" "In "The Lost Baby", Ralph and Ed find a baby at the bus stop. In "The Turkey", Alice misplaces her wedding ring so Ralph tries to find it.

Wed. June 24, 2026 2a #??? (#29 or #7/#16 or #167) - "'Quiz Show'/'Manager of The Baseball Team'" (either '52 version or '57 version) - "In "Quiz Show", Ralph and Alice come home with a year's supply of Krinkly Krax cereal. In "Manager of the Baseball Team", Ralph mistakenly confuses a promotion with an appointment to be baseball manager. Notes: Pert Kelton may play Alice in these sketches.

Thu. June 25, 2026 2a #??? (#30 #57) - "'Halloween Party' (aka "Masquarade") ('52)/'Sprained Thumb' ('53)" -"In "Halloween party", Ralph ruins his tuxedo for a Halloween party, not realizing that it's not a costume party. In "The Sprained Thumb", Ralph's sprained thumb drives Audrey crazy.

Fri. June 26, 2026 2a #76 (aka #57/#31) – “‘Lucky Number’/‘Pickles’”: (For “Lucky Number”): When Ralph takes off from work to go to a ball game with Norton, he wins $1,000 but can't accept it without losing his job. (For “Pickles”): When Alice has a craving for pickles; Ralph concludes that she is pregnant.

Sat. June 27, 2026 2a #83 (aka #150/#30) - “‘Expectant Father’ ('56 version)/‘The Cold ('52 version)’”: (For “Expectant Father”): Alice secretly gets a job in a doctor's office. Ralph mistakenly concludes that Alice is pregnant. (For “The Cold”): Ralph has a terrible cold and thinks Alice wants him to die so she can collect his insurance money.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, gracenote.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.