An I Love Lucy New Year’s Day:

All (yell): “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”

(All the girls bow to every corner of the club. Lucy’s thong rips and she has a wardrobe malfunction. Ricky sees this and looks like he is going to go off the wall. He puts his head down in embarrassment.)

(Later on, they arrive home. The Mertzes follow.)

Lucy: “Now Ricky. I said I was sorry.”

(Ricky mutters very loudly in Spanish.)

Fred: “That’s right Ricky.”

Ricky: “This has been the most embarrassing moment of my career. It is going all over social media.”

(Phone rings. Ricky answers it.)

Ricky: “Hello Jerry…WHAT?”

(Ricky hangs up.)

Lucy: “Good news dear?”

Ricky: “That was my agent. He just told me that this whole concert and incident got shown worldwide on TV and YouTube.”

Lucy: “Ewww.”

Ricky: “Sonebody better fix my reputation.”

(Lucy shrugs her shoulders. The three corner Lucy.)

Lucy: “Now Ricky…Ricky…Think of me being Baby New Year…Ricky…”

(Lucy uses a chair as a shield as the show ends.)