A Honeymooners New Year’s Eve:

(The Kramdens and Norton’s are in the bowling alley for the Raccoon Bowling Tournament.)

Alice: “Ralph, I know that chances of you meeting Ed in the finals here are great but don’t ruin your friendship.”

Ralph: “I won’t Alice even though the loser has to wear a revealing costume outside in Brooklyn on New Year’s Day. I’m partying hard tonight. New Year’s Eve.”

Ed: “Good luck Ralph-ie boy. Sweet kid.”

Ralph: “I’m going to bowl tonight like I never bowled before. When they made me, they threw away the mold.”

Ed: “They had to. You obviously broke it.”

(Ralph gets agitated. Him and Norton fight all night long. Finally, they are facing each other. Ed accidentally touches Ralph’s ball.)

Ralph: “Move away before you are not able to move.”

Alice (to Trixie, sarcastically): “Our boys. So mature.”

Trixie: “Yes. They are soooo not 6 years old.”

(They both laugh.)

(After Ed bowls down 19 pins, Ralph bowls a strike.)

Ralph: “Norton, I will bowl a strike with 4 seconds left in 2021.”

(Ralph wastes time and is just about to throw the ball…)

(To be continued.)