A I Love Lucy XMas:

(Lucy and Ethel are at the closed down mall.)

Ethel: “What are we going to do Lucy?”

Lucy: “I don’t know Ethel. Little Ricky is going to be soo disappointed.”

Ethel: “If we only listened to what Ricky said.”

Lucy: “Ethel, I got an idea. We will all go to the Macys store in New York City right now. We can beat the traffic.”

Ethel: “I guess so. But, I hope we won’t get caught for speeding.”

Lucy: “We won’t.”

(Meanwhile, the boys are visiting family on XMas Eve.)

Ricky: “I sure hope Lucy and Ethel come home. It’s getting late.”

Fred: “Let’s hope for the best.”

Ricky: “Don’t worry.”

Fred: “I said that we should hope for the BEST.”

(Ricky gets a call in his smartphone.)

Ricky: “It’s Lucy. Lucy, where are you….You and Ethel are in jail for speeding in New York.”

Fred: “OH NO!”

Ricky: “Let’s go Fred. Where are you jailed Lucy?…Ok. See ya.”

(They both visit the girls in jail.)

Ricky: “Lucy, I want a logical explanation.”

Lucy: “Ok. Me and Ethel were shopping on XMas Eve in Bergen County, NJ on XMas Eve Sunday.”

Ricky: “What did I tell you about the Bergen County Blue Law that prohibits shopping on Sunday?”

Lucy: “Don’t start with those ‘I told you sos.’”

Ricky: “Now what is Little Ricky going to do about XMas gifts?”

Fred: “Don’t worry. I got Little Ricky those gifts that Lucy and Ethel were going to get. I got them because I feared that he wouldn’t get them. “

Ricky: “Thanks Fred.”

Lucy: “Thanks Fred.l

Fred: “I was also hoping that they would also get them too so I can get my money back.”

Ethel: “Oh Fred.”

Ricky: “Let’s bail them out.”

Fred: “Hey Rick, you sure know what you are doing?”

(Ricky laughs.)

Ricky: “Let’s celebrate.”

(Santa Claus comes by. Everyone is surprised.)

Santa: “I will do it.”

Lucy: “Thanks Santa.”

All: “MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY.”

(The end.)