An Honeymooners XMas Eve:

(The Kramdens & Norton’s arrive home in a bus with everyone carrying a huge XMas tree that they dug out of the ground.)

Ralph (yells): “WILL YOU GET OFF MY BACK ALICE? I SAID IT WAS MY FAULT THAT I FORGOT THE HACKSAW TO CUT DOWN THE TREE.”

Alice (yells): “YEAH AND IT WAS YOUR BIG IDEA TO GET THIS HUGE TREE THAT WON’T FIT IN OUR APARTMENT. I’VE BEEN TELLING YOU THAT.”

Ed: “Boy Trixie, everyone is so jolly.”

Ralph (yells): “SHUT UP NORTON.”

(The Garritys look through the window. Ralph sees them.)

Garrity (from upstairs, yells): “HEY KRAMDEN, WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO PUT A TREE THAT BIG.”

Ralph (yells): “BEND OVER AND I’LL SHOW YOU.”

Garrity (yells): “YOU GOT A LOT OF NERVE KRAMDEN.”

Ralph (yells): “I WASN’T TALKING TO YOU.”

Alice (yells): “RALPH!”

(They get the tree into the apartment and get loads of sap and dirt everywhere.)

Ralph (yells): “GO AHEAD LAUGH GARRITY.”

Alice: “Ralph, my parents are coming by to help to decorate the tree. You got to trim it.”

(They arrive and everyone says hello.)

(After three hours, it’s 11:59p and Ralph did a very bad job with the tree. It looks horrible.)

Alice’s Mom: “Santa may be to late for the ears but not late to see my son-in-law make a fool of himself.”

Ralph (yells): “YOU ARE A BLABBERMOUTH.”

(A knock on the door is heard.)

(To be continued.)