(Ralph & Ed are on Ralph’s bus. All the war veterans that were in the Veterans Day Parade make their way in the bus.)

Ralph: “It’s a shame that Veterans Day is only popular during war time.”

Ed: “The Afghan War is over but some people said that we left too early.”

Ralph: “Yeah because those BUM terrorists took over Afghanistan and everyone there is enduring a nightmare.”

Ed: “Except for the refugees who fled.”

Ralph: “Without those veterans on my bus Norton, our nation would not be here today.”

Ed: “These war veterans are sweet kids.”

Ralph: “You can say that again Norton. I wonder what life is like in the army. I wonder how I would have done.”

Ed: “You would probably fail the physical.”

Ralph: “Ooooh, you are a riot Norton. A real riot.”

Ed: “Lets all give these veterans a debt of gratitude.”

Ralph: “You are right Norton.” (gets on the mic, yells): “ATTENTION EVERYONE! EVERYONE ON THE BUS! HERE THIS! THESE VETERANS ON THIS BUS ARE HEROES. THEY SHOULD BE LOOKED AT WITH GREAT RESPECT. THEY ARE THE KINGS AND WUEENS OF THEIR CASTLES.”

(Ed gets on the mic.)

Ed (yells): “I AM PROUD THAT THESE VETERANS MARCHED OVER MY PLACE OF WORK WHILE I WAS SWIMMING.”

(Ralph rolls his eyes. They all sing a song about war veterans being heroes.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “I just like to say to the war veterans in this theater, thank you for your service.”

(Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Without you, we wouldn’t have the freedom that we have now and for that I thank you. As usual, the Miami crowds are the best. Good night.”

(Crowd cheers.)