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AB
10-20-2021, 08:50 PM
Post any lines or quotes from the tv show Ghosts.

Jay & Samantha:

AB
10-20-2021, 08:51 PM
Samantha:

Edison
10-24-2021, 01:38 AM
Jay: Do you even know what sound you’re listening for?
Samantha: I’m not sure, but it makes me feel like Joanna Gaines, and I’m not mad at that. Wanna come be my Chip, big boy?
Jay: Um, yes please. Wait a minute, why do we only role-play couples from HGTV?
Samantha: Please don’t kink-shame me.

AB
10-29-2021, 06:14 PM
Jay & Samantha:

AB
11-08-2021, 10:14 PM
Pete:

AB
11-08-2021, 10:19 PM
Thor:

AB
11-09-2021, 07:32 PM
Alberta & Pete:

AB
11-11-2021, 10:25 PM
Flower & Hetty:

AB
11-11-2021, 10:32 PM
Flower:

AB
11-11-2021, 10:40 PM
Isaac:

AB
11-12-2021, 08:10 PM
Samantha & Hetty:

AB
11-12-2021, 08:11 PM
Samantha & Flower:

AB
11-17-2021, 08:18 PM
Samantha & Thor:

AB
11-17-2021, 08:19 PM
Samantha & Trevor:

AB
11-18-2021, 07:34 PM
Jay & Samantha:

AB
11-18-2021, 07:37 PM
Isaac:

AB
11-19-2021, 07:13 PM
Trevor:

MA
11-30-2021, 11:56 AM
Hetty: I used my female brain to exercise my right to vote and I don’t feel the vapors coming on at all!

AB
11-30-2021, 09:27 PM
Hetty & Samantha:

AB
12-01-2021, 10:58 PM
Alberta, Thor & Pete:

MA
12-03-2021, 01:51 PM
Sasappis: Are you sure that's you, Thor?

AB
12-03-2021, 07:07 PM
Samantha & Jay:

MA
12-04-2021, 06:53 AM
Trevor: That's a little harsh.

AB
12-06-2021, 08:58 PM
Samantha:

MA
12-07-2021, 07:31 AM
Hetty: Hmm, look at the poor brute.

AB
12-07-2021, 08:45 PM
Samantha, Trevor & Isaac:

AB
12-09-2021, 08:20 PM
Pete & Jay:

MA
12-10-2021, 08:13 AM
Trevor: Bro, Viking life sounds awesome.

AB
12-10-2021, 07:48 PM
Samantha:

AB
12-14-2021, 11:48 PM
Jay & Samantha:

AB
12-15-2021, 07:56 PM
Isaac:

AB
12-16-2021, 08:56 PM
Sasappis:

MA
12-17-2021, 08:56 AM
Flower: While I'm having a moment of lucidity, can we just go over this one more time?

Pete: Sure.

AB
12-19-2021, 11:32 PM
Isaac:

MA
12-20-2021, 07:57 AM
Jay: Yeah, it was crazy. We came downstairs and we were like, "Whoa!" and the... and the bones, they were just...

(Blows) gone.

AB
12-20-2021, 11:45 PM
Samantha & Trevor:

MA
12-22-2021, 10:47 AM
Isaac: We are ghosts.

AB
01-09-2022, 07:47 PM
Thor & Samantha:

MA
01-10-2022, 01:15 PM
Jay: What are you looking at?

AB
01-16-2022, 10:46 PM
Samantha & Pete:

AB
01-18-2022, 06:56 PM
Alberta:

MA
01-21-2022, 08:02 AM
Jay: Wow, we really pulled this place together.

AB
01-24-2022, 09:07 PM
Alberta:

AB
01-25-2022, 08:48 PM
Pete:

MA
02-01-2022, 09:39 AM
Isaac: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Am I to understand that this is some sort of modern-day publishing instrument from which anyone can spread their message?

AB
02-07-2022, 09:53 PM
Thor:

MA
02-07-2022, 10:28 PM
Thorfinn: Shh! Trying to watch!

AB
02-08-2022, 06:51 PM
Trevor:

MA
02-09-2022, 03:29 PM
Jay: Ooh, what's a cheese hurricane?

AB
02-16-2022, 08:09 PM
Nigel:

AB
02-16-2022, 08:10 PM
Isaac:

Edison
02-19-2022, 11:55 PM
Sam: Hetty, why would you marry that guy?
Hetty: My father needed to close a land deal and I was deemed his most comely daughter. Damn Margaret and her mustache, she dodged a bullet.

AB
02-21-2022, 09:04 PM
Pete:

MA
02-26-2022, 02:37 PM
"Huh. Haunting is hard."
— Pete

AB
02-28-2022, 09:54 PM
Pete & Trevor:

MA
03-01-2022, 07:10 AM
Isaac: Oh, no one else is gasping? Well, I guess if you don't gasp at that, you're simply not a gasper.

AB
03-01-2022, 09:20 PM
Alberta:

MA
03-04-2022, 08:13 AM
Jay: Wow, we really pulled this place together.

AB
03-18-2022, 07:41 PM
Pete:

AB
03-29-2022, 07:55 PM
Hetty & Alberta:

Edison
03-30-2022, 11:27 PM
Trevor: How do you know what a therapist is?
Thor: Because Thor watching old reruns of Frasier. Niles, in particular, very funny. Only likes best coffee.

AB
04-05-2022, 06:49 PM
Samantha & Alberta:

AB
04-10-2022, 08:41 PM
Thor:

AB
04-12-2022, 07:29 PM
Samantha:

AB
04-19-2022, 07:06 PM
Alberta:

AB
05-10-2022, 05:17 PM
Flower & Hetty:

AB
05-15-2022, 07:26 PM
Alberta:

MA
06-29-2022, 11:27 AM
Alberta:

https://i.postimg.cc/jdFr6HHL/image.jpg

AB
08-10-2022, 05:56 PM
Sasappis & Pete:

MA
08-18-2022, 05:47 AM
Alberta: We're stuck in an endless purgatory...we saw a guy go down on us a couple weeks ago...and curse is where you draw the line?

AB
08-18-2022, 09:25 PM
Pete:

AB
09-06-2022, 08:28 PM
Alberta:

MA
09-15-2022, 05:56 AM
“I cannot believe Elias is back. Till death do us part — it’s right in the vows.”

- Hetty

AB
10-03-2022, 04:09 PM
Hetty & Isaac:

MA
11-24-2022, 10:13 AM
Jay: This is so unfair! They can’t do this to my guy Pete.
Sam: What are we supposed to do, Jay? They’re right. We weren’t there.
Thorfinn: But we were!!!
Sam: Right, that’s also not helpful.