View Full Version : The Honeymooners gang goes to Miami for a golf tourny:


Frank Gannucci
10-13-2021, 06:32 AM
(The Kramdens and Norton’s arrive in a Miami Beach golf course. Ralph is dressed in the same attire that he wore in the golfer. Everyone is embarrassed to be around him but Ralph is oblivious.)

Ralph: “You have to admit this golf trip with the Raccoons will be great everyone.”

Alice: “I just wish Ralph you made a more sensible attire choice.”

Ralph: “What’s wrong with this? This is what all of us golfers wear. I got it. I got it. I’m hip. Ready to go. I’m gone. Gone.”

Alice: “You are gone all right.”

Ralph: “You may not have confidence in me Alice but I got enough confidence in me for all of us.”

Alice: “You got enough of EVERYTHING in you got all of us.”

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): “SHUT UP NORTON.” (To Alice, normally): “Now, I’m going to hit a ball.”

Ed: “I will go first.”

(Ed does and he hits the ball.)

Ralph: “Amateur.”

Ed: “How better can you get with my shot? I got a hole in one.”

Ralph: “I will show you.”

(Ralph does and he hits the windshield of a cop car. Ralph gulps as he as arrested.)

Ed: “Don’t worry Ralph. Miami has got the best jail cells in the world.”

(Crowd cheers.)

Ralph (yells): “SHUT UP!”

(Ralph is taken away.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank You. GOOD NIGHT.”

(Crowd cheers,)