Frank Gannucci
10-13-2021, 06:32 AM
(The Kramdens and Norton’s arrive in a Miami Beach golf course. Ralph is dressed in the same attire that he wore in the golfer. Everyone is embarrassed to be around him but Ralph is oblivious.)
Ralph: “You have to admit this golf trip with the Raccoons will be great everyone.”
Alice: “I just wish Ralph you made a more sensible attire choice.”
Ralph: “What’s wrong with this? This is what all of us golfers wear. I got it. I got it. I’m hip. Ready to go. I’m gone. Gone.”
Alice: “You are gone all right.”
Ralph: “You may not have confidence in me Alice but I got enough confidence in me for all of us.”
Alice: “You got enough of EVERYTHING in you got all of us.”
(Ed laughs.)
Ralph (yells): “SHUT UP NORTON.” (To Alice, normally): “Now, I’m going to hit a ball.”
Ed: “I will go first.”
(Ed does and he hits the ball.)
Ralph: “Amateur.”
Ed: “How better can you get with my shot? I got a hole in one.”
Ralph: “I will show you.”
(Ralph does and he hits the windshield of a cop car. Ralph gulps as he as arrested.)
Ed: “Don’t worry Ralph. Miami has got the best jail cells in the world.”
(Crowd cheers.)
Ralph (yells): “SHUT UP!”
(Ralph is taken away.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: “Thank You. GOOD NIGHT.”
(Crowd cheers,)
Ralph: “You have to admit this golf trip with the Raccoons will be great everyone.”
Alice: “I just wish Ralph you made a more sensible attire choice.”
Ralph: “What’s wrong with this? This is what all of us golfers wear. I got it. I got it. I’m hip. Ready to go. I’m gone. Gone.”
Alice: “You are gone all right.”
Ralph: “You may not have confidence in me Alice but I got enough confidence in me for all of us.”
Alice: “You got enough of EVERYTHING in you got all of us.”
(Ed laughs.)
Ralph (yells): “SHUT UP NORTON.” (To Alice, normally): “Now, I’m going to hit a ball.”
Ed: “I will go first.”
(Ed does and he hits the ball.)
Ralph: “Amateur.”
Ed: “How better can you get with my shot? I got a hole in one.”
Ralph: “I will show you.”
(Ralph does and he hits the windshield of a cop car. Ralph gulps as he as arrested.)
Ed: “Don’t worry Ralph. Miami has got the best jail cells in the world.”
(Crowd cheers.)
Ralph (yells): “SHUT UP!”
(Ralph is taken away.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: “Thank You. GOOD NIGHT.”
(Crowd cheers,)