Frank Gannucci
10-05-2021, 11:32 PM
(The Boston Red Sox won the AL Wild Card by beating the NY Yankees 6-2.)
(Ralph & Ed are in the Kramden kitchen.)
Ralph: "Boy, what a lousy game Norton. Those Yankees were pathetic."
(Ed blows his nose.)
Ed: "You can say that again Ralph-ie boy."
(The girls come home.)
Alice: "Hiya boys! I know that your Yankees lost."
Ralph: "Don't rub it in. You are both in danger of your life if you try."
Trixie (sarcastically): "The boys are certainly good losers."
Alice: "Just as good as I suspected."
Garrity (from upstairs, yells): "HEY KRAMDEN, YOUR YANKEES LOST TO BOSTON IN BOSTON. HOW HUMILIATING."
(Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.)
Ralph (yells): "GARRITY, YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT HUMILIATION. WHO IS IT IN THIS BULDING THAT GETS HUMILIATED THE MOST. WHO?"
All (yell): "RALPH KRAMDEN!"
(Ed laughs.)
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!"
(The Nortons leave.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"
(Crowd cheers.)
(Ralph & Ed are in the Kramden kitchen.)
Ralph: "Boy, what a lousy game Norton. Those Yankees were pathetic."
(Ed blows his nose.)
Ed: "You can say that again Ralph-ie boy."
(The girls come home.)
Alice: "Hiya boys! I know that your Yankees lost."
Ralph: "Don't rub it in. You are both in danger of your life if you try."
Trixie (sarcastically): "The boys are certainly good losers."
Alice: "Just as good as I suspected."
Garrity (from upstairs, yells): "HEY KRAMDEN, YOUR YANKEES LOST TO BOSTON IN BOSTON. HOW HUMILIATING."
(Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.)
Ralph (yells): "GARRITY, YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT HUMILIATION. WHO IS IT IN THIS BULDING THAT GETS HUMILIATED THE MOST. WHO?"
All (yell): "RALPH KRAMDEN!"
(Ed laughs.)
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!"
(The Nortons leave.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"
(Crowd cheers.)