View Full Version : Who should Wally have married?


Tankeryanker
09-19-2021, 09:02 PM
Of the girls on the show.

Just for looks, he should have married what's her name (the blonde he took to the silver fox).

A good solid choice would have been the one that did not have a date. The one that Beaver said did not look like a gopher.

CosmicCharlie
09-19-2021, 10:37 PM
Poor virgin Wally ... (lol was anyone on the show not a virgin other than THE Box Office Attraction ?)

old saying revised for this forum -
wanna be happy for the rest of your life, marry yourself a not so pretty wife ...

so many times in the early years it was Mary Ellen Rogers the Wally had centered his attention on - let it be her

stevea
09-20-2021, 08:12 AM
From post 1, Julie Foster. She would have been a good candidate.

From post 2, according to the later show in the 80s, he DID marry Mary Ellen.

Tankeryanker
09-20-2021, 10:56 AM
No, I am not thinking MER.

Its the one when Wally was part of the Blind dating committee and had to find dates for the wet blankets. This one did not have a date so Wally took her out. She was dark-haired like MER, but without evil intentions.

Jill Bartlett/Beverly Washburn

Coffeecup
09-20-2021, 11:40 AM
Poor virgin Wally ... (lol was anyone on the show not a virgin other than THE Box Office Attraction ?)

old saying revised for this forum -
wanna be happy for the rest of your life, marry yourself a not so pretty wife ...

so many times in the early years it was Mary Ellen Rogers the Wally had centered his attention on - let it be her

What's with this virgin bit? I take it you Cosmic lost your virginity at age 8.? These are innocent times of the 1950's. I don't know why you even brought this up. It must have bothered you for you had to mention it. If you need to talk about losing virginity, talk about Two and a Half men. There you can talk about it to your hearts delight.

CosmicCharlie
09-20-2021, 01:17 PM
What's with this virgin bit? I take it you Cosmic lost your virginity at age 8.? These are innocent times of the 1950's. I don't know why you even brought this up. It must have bothered you for you had to mention it. If you need to talk about losing virginity, talk about Two and a Half men. There you can talk about it to your hearts delight.


Hmm
Nice Attack
I'm not sure if your kidding me or kidding yourself ?
And innocent times are elementary school and not Box Office Attraction era ...
Ever see the movies American Graffiti or The Last Picture Show ?
I find those depictions of the 50's & early 60' s true to the reality I remember.

I'm sorry if your offended by my comments. It was not my intent.

stevea
09-20-2021, 01:51 PM
What's with this virgin bit? I take it you Cosmic lost your virginity at age 8.? These are innocent times of the 1950's. I don't know why you even brought this up. It must have bothered you for you had to mention it. If you need to talk about losing virginity, talk about Two and a Half men. There you can talk about it to your hearts delight.

We don't know about "Cosmic", but Charlie Harper of 2-1/2 probably lost his at 8...

GentlemanJim
09-20-2021, 03:02 PM
It is almost a "given" that each succeeding generation believes they "invented" sex as they themselves came of age.

Think of the movie "the Summer of '42" just as an illustration. I think it is due to, at least in part, the experienced generation trying to preserve the "innocence" of their progeny. Perhaps a result of failures the experienced generations had during their own "come uppance"

Censorship of the time no doubt played a center-stage role in preserving an atmosphere that we today perceive as innocent. The girl in the movie who is abducted, and then upon her rescue the hero asks "Did they hurt you?" I think that just about everyone to have come of age realizes the double entendre in that question, while leaving those in the audience who are truly innocent thinking happy thoughts.

But, sitcoms of this era I think were also intended as escape for the contemporary audiences watching them in first runs. Although we now see these shows as a venue of escape to simpler times, I think they were intended for the same purpose...even back then.

So, life's more complex issues were intentionally overlooked. Not because "times were simpler" or that the 1950s were more chaste....but more because escape has a timeless appeal.

vitoscotti
09-20-2021, 06:52 PM
The beauty of classic sitcoms is they're an escape that can be rewatched over, and over in a lifetime.

vitoscotti
09-21-2021, 06:32 AM
Tony Dow & Adrienne Barbeau were born 2 months apart. Appears she wasn't acting during LITB time. But she would have been an amazing girlfriend for Wally Cleaver.

PracTz
09-21-2021, 10:20 AM
Easy: Whichever girl would have insisted on moving the FARTHEST away from Eddie Haskell!

Tankeryanker
09-21-2021, 10:42 AM
Easy: Whichever girl would have insisted on moving the FARTHEST away from Eddie Haskell!

Awe, Eddie would be Wally's kid's godfather. :crazy: