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AB
08-31-2021, 10:13 PM
Post any quotes or lines from The Neighborhood.



Calvin & the Pastor:
AB
08-31-2021, 10:15 PM
Tina:
AB
08-31-2021, 10:20 PM
Dave:
MA
09-02-2021, 08:20 PM
“What’s wrong? It’s been a whole three seconds and I’m not thinking of an excuse to go inside.”
AB
09-02-2021, 08:57 PM
Calvin & Malcolm:
MA
09-04-2021, 07:37 AM
“You know, that was really impressive — making a mustache out of a mop.”
AB
09-10-2021, 07:12 PM
Calvin:
AB
09-13-2021, 10:05 PM
Malcolm:
AB
09-13-2021, 10:09 PM
Dave:
MA
09-17-2021, 06:41 AM
“She was. But she got out early. This time without having to dress up like a guard.”
AB
09-21-2021, 06:02 PM
Gemma:
MA
09-22-2021, 08:30 AM
“I thought you told me she was in jail again.”
AB
10-01-2021, 07:35 PM
Dave:
AB
10-01-2021, 07:37 PM
Calvin:
AB
10-01-2021, 07:40 PM
Tina:
AB
10-01-2021, 07:45 PM
Calvin:
MA
10-04-2021, 08:02 AM
“Yeah. We just got a call from Gemma’s sister, Brittany. She’s back in town and she’s on her way over.”
AB
10-05-2021, 05:58 PM
Dave:
AB
10-07-2021, 08:13 PM
Dave:
AB
11-22-2021, 09:20 PM
Dave:
MA
11-24-2021, 06:48 PM
“Gemma, I have horrible news. I just got off the phone with my mother… She’s coming for Thanksgiving.”
AB
01-10-2022, 06:25 PM
Dave: "This is one of the happiest moments of my life."
MA
01-22-2022, 07:43 AM
Calvin: Junk. Junk. Save the Children.... Junk!
AB
01-22-2022, 08:41 PM
Calvin:
AB
01-24-2022, 09:10 PM
Calvin:
AB
01-28-2022, 07:09 PM
Calvin:
AB
01-30-2022, 11:22 PM
Marty & Calvin:
MA
02-02-2022, 07:35 AM
Calvin: Look man...sorry if I hurt your feelings but...I just felt like your Dave-ness was rubbing off on me too much.
AB
02-06-2022, 06:44 PM
Calvin:
AB
04-09-2022, 07:25 PM
Dave:
MA
06-29-2022, 11:28 AM
Calvin:

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