Frank Gannucci
08-22-2021, 11:02 AM
The Honeymooners Gang goes to a wedding:
(Ralph & Ed are at the Raccoon Lodge.)
Ralph: “Norton, are you psyched to go down to Miami Beach just to see Brother Cassidy get married?”
Ed: “I sure am Ralph. There is Brother Cassidy. Come here Cass.”
(He does.)
Cassidy: “Cassidy, I am glad that you are entering my family. You get to experience my sweet, dear old mother-in-law of mine. Some words of wisdom Cassidy. YOU are the King of your castle and your future wife is nothing but a lowly private. This is the 21st century. You have to start making demands.”
;Brother Cassidy laughs.)
Brother Cassidy: “Yeah, whatever Ralph. If I did that, my wife will call me a BEAST. She won’t want to see me again. I know of your reputation Ralph and your outdated views on women.”
(Ed laughs.)
Ralph (yells): “SHUT UP NORTON!”
Brother Cassidy: “You have a reputation of being a trouble maker. That is according to Agnes who married Brother Stan.”
Ralph: “I guess you are right. With the MeToo movement going on, you REALLY would get in trouble if you said those things. I got a BIIIIIIG mouth.”
Ed: “That is true but you are also a sweet kid Ralph. Weddings in Miami Beach are fun.”
(They all sing a song about how fun Miami Beach weddings are. At the end, Ralph says that the Miami Beach weddings are the BEST. Crowd cheers.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: “Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!”
(Crowd cheers.)
(Ralph & Ed are at the Raccoon Lodge.)
Ralph: “Norton, are you psyched to go down to Miami Beach just to see Brother Cassidy get married?”
Ed: “I sure am Ralph. There is Brother Cassidy. Come here Cass.”
(He does.)
Cassidy: “Cassidy, I am glad that you are entering my family. You get to experience my sweet, dear old mother-in-law of mine. Some words of wisdom Cassidy. YOU are the King of your castle and your future wife is nothing but a lowly private. This is the 21st century. You have to start making demands.”
;Brother Cassidy laughs.)
Brother Cassidy: “Yeah, whatever Ralph. If I did that, my wife will call me a BEAST. She won’t want to see me again. I know of your reputation Ralph and your outdated views on women.”
(Ed laughs.)
Ralph (yells): “SHUT UP NORTON!”
Brother Cassidy: “You have a reputation of being a trouble maker. That is according to Agnes who married Brother Stan.”
Ralph: “I guess you are right. With the MeToo movement going on, you REALLY would get in trouble if you said those things. I got a BIIIIIIG mouth.”
Ed: “That is true but you are also a sweet kid Ralph. Weddings in Miami Beach are fun.”
(They all sing a song about how fun Miami Beach weddings are. At the end, Ralph says that the Miami Beach weddings are the BEST. Crowd cheers.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: “Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!”
(Crowd cheers.)