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blair_and_jo_fan 07-15-2002, 09:25 PM I read a quote in a book that got me thinking and I decided to post it but it has nothing to do with FOL. Its called One Phone Call.
One Phone Call
If you were going to die soon and had
and had only one phone call to make,
Who would you call and what would you say?
And why are you waiting?
-Stephen Levine
I've came up with an answer for who I would call. But I haven't figured out what I will say or why I am waiting.
MrsGarrettRocksMySocks 07-15-2002, 09:56 PM Originally posted by blair_and_jo_fan
I read a quote in a book that got me thinking and I decided to post it but it has nothing to do with FOL. Its called One Phone Call.
One Phone Call
If you were going to die soon and had
and had only one phone call to make,
Who would you call and what would you say?
And why are you waiting?
-Stephen Levine
I've came up with an answer for who I would call. But I haven't figured out what I will say or why I am waiting.
well, to me, it does have somethign do with FOL, cause I'd call Charlotte, but I'd rather not tell you people what I would say...no offense...
Kay Scarpetta 07-15-2002, 10:00 PM I'd call my second mother, who also happens to be my principal....and yeah no offense, but I'm not saying what I'd say....
JoPol_wannabe 07-15-2002, 11:03 PM I'd call my parents and tell them I love them and how much they mean or meant to me.
JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo 07-15-2002, 11:57 PM I'd call be a pretty damn good doctor and tell him to get his ass over here ASAP
Originally posted by JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo
I'd call be a pretty damn good doctor and tell him to get his ass over here ASAP
:lol: Got love that sentimental side to ya, Amanda;)
I'd like to think the FOL girls would call each other and Mrs. G. Heck-get three way!
ks
blair_and_jo_fan 07-16-2002, 12:39 AM Thanks for all the replies I don't blame you for not posting what you would say I never expected anyone to. i would probably call my b/f and tell him how much I love him then I'd tell him to call a doctor.
james_baby87 08-14-2002, 02:39 PM Originally posted by JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo
I'd call be a pretty damn good doctor and tell him to get his ass over here ASAP
LOL funny
dansgrl833 08-17-2002, 07:35 PM I'd call Dominoes and order a pizza for one last time.
SBTB Geek 08-17-2002, 10:07 PM Originally posted by JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo
I'd call be a pretty damn good doctor and tell him to get his ass over here ASAP
LOL!
That's the most logical thing to do! :D
ABlairican Pie 08-18-2002, 05:17 PM So while I'm surfing the channels and am about to put in Iron Maiden's "Live After Death" concert video, the networks cut in:
"We interrupt the 'Friends' Mega-Marathon with a SPECIAL REPORT: The State Department in Washington D.C. has confirmed that nuclear warheads originating from Pakistan by renegade members of the Taliban will soon be striking targets in major American cities in approximately six hours. Widespread devastation is to be expected, and President Bush urges all to
make one final phone call before the missiles hit. We now return you to the 'Friends' Mega-Marathon all ready in progress."
I'm sitting there, mind racing....what to do, what to do.........Fire up a pizza, crack open a case of Bud Light, crank the stereo with the first three Black Sabbath albums, AND flip on that Iron Maiden video...and make THE CALL.
"Hi, Lisa? This is Greg."
"Oh, hi, Greg! How's it going tonight?"
"Same old, same old. Pizza, Bud Light, Maiden and Sabbath, Taliban warheads in a couple hours about to wipe us off the face of the planet, same BS, different day."
"So I've heard. I'm busy making a scrapbook, I hope I get it finished in time."
"I hear you there. I hate it when I miss deadlines."
(GREG'S OVEN BUZZER RINGS)
"Ohmygosh!! What was that??"
"Oven buzzer. Pizza's on."
"Oh, I thought...Never mind."
"So Lisa, I was wondering...what about the Rapture? I thought we were supposed to...get zapped out of here in the blink of an eye and all that."
"Well I could go on forever about that, but I REALLY have to finish this scrapbook before...you know. I was just getting into it.
Go ahead and keep talking, I can listen and paste at the same time....Greg?...Greg??"
"Sorry, my mouth was full. So I was wondering, now that civilization is kinda...uh, not happening now, Lisa, could you...do just a little TEENIE TINY favor for me?"
"Sure, what is it?"
(He WHISPERS something into the phone)
"Really? Those vacation swimsuit pictures I said in my journal I wouldn't post?? SURE!! Got your computer ready? It'll take a minute or two for me to scan...hold on..."
Greg flips on his computer, checks his e-mail inbox, waits for a minute or two. Then three. Then ten. Then an hour passes. Then two. What's going on??
Video rolls credits then flips off and rewinds. Back to t.v. and a news report.
"NBC reporters in our Los Angeles affiliate report that nearly the
entire suburb of Santa Clarita has disappeared mysteriously... Eyewitnesses claim that neighbors inexplicably vanished in a beam of light into the sky..."
Uh-oh.
AllIWantIsYourClutch 08-18-2002, 07:56 PM Originally posted by Blair's My Cherry Pie
So while I'm surfing the channels and am about to put in Iron Maiden's "Live After Death" concert video, the networks cut in:
"We interrupt the 'Friends' Mega-Marathon with a SPECIAL REPORT: The State Department in Washington D.C. has confirmed that nuclear warheads originating from Pakistan by renegade members of the Taliban will soon be striking targets in major American cities in approximately six hours. Widespread devastation is to be expected, and President Bush urges all to
make one final phone call before the missiles hit. We now return you to the 'Friends' Mega-Marathon all ready in progress."
I'm sitting there, mind racing....what to do, what to do.........Fire up a pizza, crack open a case of Bud Light, crank the stereo with the first three Black Sabbath albums, AND flip on that Iron Maiden video...and make THE CALL.
"Hi, Lisa? This is Greg."
"Oh, hi, Greg! How's it going tonight?"
"Same old, same old. Pizza, Bud Light, Maiden and Sabbath, Taliban warheads in a couple hours about to wipe us off the face of the planet, same BS, different day."
"So I've heard. I'm busy making a scrapbook, I hope I get it finished in time."
"I hear you there. I hate it when I miss deadlines."
(GREG'S OVEN BUZZER RINGS)
"Ohmygosh!! What was that??"
"Oven buzzer. Pizza's on."
"Oh, I thought...Never mind."
"So Lisa, I was wondering...what about the Rapture? I thought we were supposed to...get zapped out of here in the blink of an eye and all that."
"Well I could go on forever about that, but I REALLY have to finish this scrapbook before...you know. I was just getting into it.
Go ahead and keep talking, I can listen and paste at the same time....Greg?...Greg??"
"Sorry, my mouth was full. So I was wondering, now that civilization is kinda...uh, not happening now, Lisa, could you...do just a little TEENIE TINY favor for me?"
"Sure, what is it?"
(He WHISPERS something into the phone)
"Really? Those vacation swimsuit pictures I said in my journal I wouldn't post?? SURE!! Got your computer ready? It'll take a minute or two for me to scan...hold on..."
Greg flips on his computer, checks his e-mail inbox, waits for a minute or two. Then three. Then ten. Then an hour passes. Then two. What's going on??
Video rolls credits then flips off and rewinds. Back to t.v. and a news report.
"NBC reporters in our Los Angeles affiliate report that nearly the
entire suburb of Santa Clarita has disappeared mysteriously... Eyewitnesses claim that neighbors inexplicably vanished in a beam of light into the sky..."
Uh-oh.
:rotflmao:
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