Welcome to Round 37
The Comeback Round called "Getting the last word in" because this is the last round relating to Comebacks.
I give you the first line(s) and the person who replied, you give me the reply.
If you get close to the line that I'm looking for, I'll post the correct line and give you full credit.

[[[ 1) Richie: "Here we are: two abled-bodied men with no money. Why?"
Potsie: "?"
(Hint #1 for minus 3 Points: Potsie: "B______ W_'__ L___?") ]]]
[[[ Potsie: "Because we're lazy?" - Wolfman = 17 Points ]]]

[[[ 2) Howard: "I never sent you a five pound box of candy."
Marion: "You didn't?"
Howard: "No, I didn't."
Marion: "?" ]]]
[[[ "Oh, I must have married the wrong man". - Wolfman = 30 Points ]]]

[[[ 3) Marion: "Is your back still out dear?"
Howard: "?" ]]]
[[[ Howard: "No Marion, I just find a lot of loose change this way." - Wolfman = 30 Points ]]]

[[[ 4) Richie: "That's some choice. I either loose my self respect or my teeth."
Potsie: "?" ]]]
[[[ Potsie: "I say back down. You can chew your food without respect" - Wolfman = 20 Points ]]]

[[[ 5) The guys were trying to talk Fonzie into joining them for poker. Ralph: "Can't you see it Fonz? Six guys in a smoke filled room playing until dawn."
Fonzie: "?" ]]]
[[[ Fonzie: "Come on, you guys don't smoke. What are you going to do, burn toast?" - FonzFan = 30 Points ]]]

[[[ 6) Richie; "Actually, it was Potsie that ripped Winniford's dress."
Howard: "?" ]]]
[[[ Howard; "You mean, you held her and he ripped it?" - FonzFan = 20 Points ]]]

[[[ 7) Ralph: "Hold it! I have to warn you that I am an expert in Judo and these hands are registered with the FBI as lethal weapons."
Squirt from the Dukes: "?"
(Hint #1 for minus 3 Points: Squirt: "S_ I_ T__ C____ I_ M_ B___ P_____.") ]]]
[[[ Squirt: "So is the chain in my back pocket - Wolfman = 17 Points ]]]

[[[ 8) Richie's word association with his psychologist. Doctor: "Day."
Richie: "?" ]]]
[[[ Richie: "Doris" - LaverneShirley = 10 Points ]]]

[[[ 9) Richie: "I've never raced before. Suppose I crack up. My parents are going to be very upset. They'll ground me for … who knows how long."
Fonzie: "?" ]]]
[[[ "Richie, you crack up in that rod, there ain't going to be nothin' left of you to punish" - Wolfman = 30 Points ]]]

[[[ 10) Fonzie reading from his checklist of the type of woman to marry: "She must be untried."
Potsie: "What's untried?"
Ralph: "?" ]]]
[[[ Ralph: "Dummy. It means she was never in court." - LaverneShirley = 30 Points ]]]

[[[ 11) Marion: "I think it would have been more lady-like if you would have said, ' I'm sorry Mr. Limpkin. I'm not that kind of girl."
Joanie: "?"
(Hint #1 for minus 3 Points: Joanie : A____ I S___ A__ T____, I'_ B_ T___ K___ O_ G____.") ]]]
[[[ Joanie: "After I said all that, I'd be that kind of girl." - Wolfman = 17 Points ]]]

[[[ 12) Ralph: " That's my cologne. It's called 'Night Passion'."
Fonzie: "?" ]]]
[[[ Fonzie: "It smells more like 'Night Pasture'." - Wolfman = 20 Points ]]]

[[[ 13) Richie: "Do you remember the first time that you went away with just your friends?"
Howard: "Sure."
Richie: "Where did you go?"
Howard: "?"
(Hint for minus 3 Points: Howard: "W____ W__ T__.") ]]]
[[[ Howard: "World War Two." - Wolfman = 17 Points ]]]

[[[ 14) Arnold: "Webber? You kissing my pinball machine?"
Potsie: "No, I'm doing 'Lip-ups'."
Arnold: "?"
(Hint #1 for minus 3 Points: Arnold: "O_, I T______ Y__ D____ S________ W____.") ]]]
[[[ Arnold: "Oh, I thought you doing something wierd." - Wolfman = 17 Points ]]]

[[[ 15) Director of the Cunningham Hardware commercial on the set: "Do you belong here?"
Fonzie: "?" ]]]
[[[ Fonzie: "I belong everywhere." - LaverneShirley = 10 Points ]]]

[[[ 16) Fonzie: "I don't think you seem to understand. I met the Grim Reaper face to face." ]]]
Marion: "?"
[[[ Marion: "What did he look like?" - FonzFan = 20 Points ]]]

[[[ 17) Lady: "If I was your wife, I'd feed you poison."
Howard: "?" ]]]
[[[ Howard: "If you were my wife, I'd take it." - LaverneShirley = 10 Points ]]]

[[[ 18) Richie: "What if you walk away and they chase you?"
Howard: "Are these the kind of guys that would chase you?"
Richie: "?" ]]]
[[[ Richie: "They're the kind of guys that catch you." - LaverneShirley = 10 Points ]]]

[[[ 19) Howard: "Ma'am, you just make my heart palpitate like a doggy in fresh grass."
Marion: "?"
(Hint #1 for minus 3 Points: Marion: "O_, I'_ S____ D___.") ]]]
[[[ Marion: "Oh, I'm sorry dear." - Wolfman = 17 Points ]]]

[[[ 20) Howard: "Why are you bringing a hair drier?"
Joanie: "Fonzie asked for it. He said he'd need it against the Mallachis."
Marion: "?" ]]]
[[[ Marion: "Well I know they were mean, but I didn't think they'd mess up people's hair." - WinklerFan = 20 Points ]]]

[[[ 21) (Chachi and Joanie going to someone else's wedding)
Al: "You're not going to the wedding dressed like that are you?"
Joanie: "Well yeah. Why not?"
Al: "?"
(Hint #1 for minus 3 Points: Al: "W___ Y__ L___ S_ P_____, W__'_ G____ T_ L___ A_ T__ B____?") ]]]
[[[ Al: "Well you look so pretty, who's going to look at the bride - Wolfman = 27 Points ]]]

[[[ 22) Howard: "I am not going to stand here and let you call me cheap."
Fonzie: "?" ]]]
[[[ Fonzie: "Alright, where you wanna go?" - Wolfman = 20 Points ]]]

[[[ 23) Chachi: "I know in my heart that this is the best thing I've ever done in my life. I love you very much. Will you marry me?"
Joanie: "?" ]]]
[[[ Joanie: "Oh Chach." - LaverneShirley = 10 Points ]]]

[[[ 24) Fonzie: "What do you think about me being a daddy?"
Marion: "?" ]]]
[[[ Marion: "Oh Howard, if he's asking, it's probably too late." - LaverneShirley = 30 Points ]]]

[[[ 25) Marion just before Joanie's wedding: "Come on Howard. I want to be sure that my mother's happy with her seat at the ceremony."
Howard: "?" ]]]
[[[ Howard: "Oh, is she sitting? I just thought she was going to hover over the croud on her broomstick." - LaverneShirley = 30 Points ]]]

THIS ROUND IS TOAST!

Thanks for playing,
~ Pat

[This message has been edited by Pat (edited 06-04-2001).]

11.) But I am that kind of girl

20.) I knew they were mean but I didn't think they would mess up people's hair

2. You did.
4. You better lose youe self-respect.
6. I see.
8. Night.
14. You darn kids.
15. Ay!
17. That sounds nice.
23. Yes
24. Oh boy.
25. I don't care.


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Andrew Carden

8. Doris

10. "You dummy. That means she's never been in court!"

13. "None of your business"

15. "I belong everywhere"

17. "If I was your husband, I'd fix it"
"If I was your husband, I'd take it"

18. "They're the kind of guys that would chase me and catch me!"

22. "Then sit down"

23. "Oh, Chach!

24. "Oh Howard, if he's asking it must be too late!"

25. "Oh, is she sitting? I thought she was just going to hover above the crowd on her broomstick"

11. "I liked my way better"

22. "Then stand over there"

1/because we are broke
2/i must have married the wrong man

3/no im trying to tie my shoe
4/you can always get more teeth

5/no i see me in a smoke filled room with five nerds
6/you did this well there you see it wasn't my richie i don't even know this boy
9/after i have worked on your car like that if you crack up they will be lucky to find you
9/after what i have done to your car if you crack up they will be lucky to recognize you

11/what kind of girl?
marion the kind of girl you are not!
12/It should be called night mare
13/well.. never mind have a good time richard
16/was he polite/friendly
16/were you wearing clean underwear
19/oh howard are you getting frisky21/where are they getting married the city dump
21/where are they getting married the gym(ymca)
22/are you leaving
22/are you going to sit down then
22/where would you like to go to hear me say it
22/i'll wait for you to sit

1/because we have no jobs
3/no i dropped some loose change

3/no marion i cant remember what colour socks i put on this morning
3/im trying to touch my toes

4/pick teeth you can get money for them
5/i'd rather not have a date on saturday night
5/i can think of lots of other people i would rather stay up to dawn with doing other things
6/you see i told you richie was a good boy
7/so are mine
11/he wouldn't have listened he was all lips
12/it smells more like night pasture

22/go to another room ill call you cheap there
21/whos in the wedding party frankenstien
19/come on ill take you for a walk
16/was he clean

"because we can't get a job"

Potsie took his daughter out?

"You must be crazy, you kiss my pinball machine."

21. "It's an oriental wedding"

5/the fonz needs his beauty sleep

19/not now howard they need our help

6. "Potsie was there too?!"

1. "Beacause we work out"?

5) You guys don't smoke.
11) Well what kind of a girl am I?
16) What did look like?

~*~FonzFan~*~

4/take the self respect you can't smile without teeth

6/potsie what did you do to this girl on your date

6. "What was Potsie doing wearing her dress?"

I don't know if that's right, but I was drying my hair it came to me.... but now I gotta catch the bus!

6/potsie do you always take friends with you on your dates what do you do share or just gang up on them
4/take self respect you'll starve with no teeth
4/take self respect dentist bills aren't cheap

19/oh howard i think all this fresh air has got to you

11/but mom i wanted him to kiss me i want be that kind of girl

19. "Oh, Howard, are you getting frisky?"

1/we are just not able to get a job
1/we are not able to get money
1/we are not able to get dates
1/we are not able to get a car
6/he is not even my son how do you like that
6/he did what
6/why was potsie with you on your date
6/what was potsie doing with your date
6/no potsie was out with ralph
7/i bet you dont even know how to spell fbi
11/but mom i dont want tobe an old lady before i get kissed
13/they went to a ball game
13/we went to the movies
13/yes richie it was with your mother on our honeymoon
14/i make food give them a place to dance they cant get dates they kiss my machine
19/howard you are a smooth talker
19/what was that i thought i heard a girl crying

19/howard kiss me you fool

7. "Yeah? Well mine are illegal"

6/you animal are you proud of yourself how am i going to explain this

7/i dont like the fbi

11/he doesn't understand when you talk politely to him

13/the library
13/the museum
13/the movies
13/a dance

14/lip ups what lipups your mouth is pressed up to the machine where i come from it is kissing

19. Oh Howard, not now.

1)Cause we're broke?

6)Potsie??

6) Howard: You held her and you ripped it. Marion you'd better go up stairs they're crazier than I thought.

~*~FonzFan~*~

1. Because we spent it all

1/because were lazy
1/because were late
1/because were lame

7/so is the chain in my back pocket
7/so is the club in my back pocket

11/after i said all of that i'd be that kind of girl

13/world war two

14/oh i thought you doing something wierd

19/oh i'm sorry dear

21/when you look so pretty who's going to look at the bride

Well, I just lost this contest, lol...

7. So is the comb in my back pocket.
So is the collar in my back pocket.

2/because we're lazy

7. So is the cobra in my back pocket (Don't know why anyone would have a cobra in their pocket, but hey...)