Well, Joe Pepitone or not, I own the inside of that plate!

I never had a really good pickle

Not this one. It's called the "Lumbar Yard"

One of those kids called me a Mary.

No soup for you!

Yeah, I'm Out. I'm out of the contest

The Penske file

I'm a great Quitter. It's one of the few things I do well.

Red dot on sweater

Sex without dating. THAT'S a fantasy camp.

T-Bone

I'm Unemployed and I live with my parents.

The Virgin

It's a Write-off for them.

Just imports? No exports?

You're in latex.

Soup Nazi

Any questions?

Bubble boy

it offends me as a Comedian.

Del Boca Vista

And as punishment, I should get to sleep with Elaine

Festivus for the rest of us

We're not Gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Happy, Pappy?

You've been living a lie? I've been living... like twenty.

Junior Mint

Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia?

Lobster Bisque

I punched Mickey Mantle in the mouth.

Nose Job

you associate food with orgasms.

Pie (Why won't you have a taste?)

I'm Queen of the castle.

I realized what the problem is: I can’t be with someone like me. I hate myself!

Superman wore a cape. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and let you say anything bad about him.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Unfortunately, I didn't have a partner. I got gonorrhea from a tractor.

The Revenge

What is that, a Titleist?

How about six? Six is good.

You're fired!

Pretty big matzo ball

Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?

Barney Martin

For I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots.

DiMaggio in Dinky Donuts

What was bad about The English Patient?...Only that it sucked.

Fusilli Jerry

My father thought George was gay.

H.E. Pennypacker

I cooled my feet in the soft serve?

Jerry

Why go to the park and fly a Kite, when you can just pop a pill?

Little Kicks

Manure' is actually pretty refreshing.

The New Friend

Oh, come on, just tell me your code already. What is it?

The Penske File

The most exquisite hands you've ever seen

NEWMAN: Well, I'm not paying the five cents for that stupid recycling thing.

Sally Weaver

Tony

walking around with no Underwear because I'm too lazy to do the laundry

Van Buren Boys

You Walk around with no underwear.

Xmas card with nipple exposed

Your'e Bald!

Z = Zipper stuck on Kramer's tight jeans

A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST-OF-US

Babu Bhatt

Looking at Cleavage is like looking at the sun.

Del Boca Vista

Eaine Benes, adult film star

Feats of strength

Believe it or not, George isn't at home.

The Human Fund: Money For People

I think I can sum up the show for you with one word: nothing.

Jackie Chiles

We had a funny guy with us in Korea

Leapin' Larry

He's a Mimbo!

Not that there's anything wrong with that

The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since One Hour Martinizing

Paa-aa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aa-aa-aam!

What're you, the boyfriend?Here for a... Quickie?

Ruthie Cohen

Hey, I work for Kruger Industrial Smoothing, we don't care... and it shows.

That's a shame

Let's watch them slice this fat bastard Up

Vegetable Lasagna

Wedding invitations

X-rays of Morty's back

You really think you're better than me, don't
you?!

Soup Nazi

And this offends you as a Jewish person?... No, it offends me as a comedian.

Bubble Boy

My George isn't cCever enough to hatch a scheme like this

Dinky Donuts

Perhaps there's more to Newman than meets the eye.

Frank Costanza

The Glasses

What the Hell does that mean?

I think it moved

Derek Jeter

Keith Hernandez

That's right. White Lotus. Yam-yam. Shanghai Sally

Ménage à trois

I have seen the Nipple on your soul.

O'Brien's Limo

This isn't Plans 1 through 8. This is Plan 9.

Queens, where the Costanzas reside

Jerry, just Remember, it's not a lie if you believe it

Shrinkage

What is that, a Titleist?

Urban sombrero

I'm Vandelay Industries?

Winking by George after grapefruit is squirted in eye

You're in latex.

You don't look like an O'Brien

Do you realize in the entire history of western civilization no one has successfully accomplished the Roommate Switch?

The Alternate Side

I could drop you like a Bag of dirt.

Coffee Table Book About Coffee Tables

Do you have any idea how much time I waste in this apartment?

Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer

I got Fired for having sex in my office with the cleaning woman

George Steinbrenner

I can’t be with someone like me. I Hate myself!

I was in the pool!

Just remember, when you control the mail, you control... information

Kenny Bania

You’re killing independent George!

Mulva

Elaine, can you keep a secret?....No sir, I can’t.

Elaine, can you keep a secret?....No sir, I can’t.

O = Old man Elaine dated

But I don't wanna be a Pirate!

Quone

Oh, yeah, Routine surgery. Now he's sitting in a chair by a window going My name is Bob!"

Seven

You’re Through, Soup Nazi.

Male Unbonding

V= Like remember that summer at Dairy Queen when I cooled my feet in the soft serve?

W = I'm the Wiz, and nobody beats me

So, who's having sex with the hen?

Yada Yada Yada

Am I crazy, or is that a lotta gum?

Ah, the peat

Black and white cookie

Crazy Joe Davola

Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?

Even Steven

Kramer goes to a Fantasy camp?

Get well, get well soon, we want you to get well

Why do they make the condom packets so Hard to open?

It's not you, it's me

Tell me your sins, my son.....Well, I should tell you that I'm Jewish.

This is your final warning. Got that, kewpie-doll?

Your in Latex

Maybe the dingo ate your baby!

Your Nana is missing

Oh the humanity!

I never had a really good Pickle

Queen of the castle

It's Routine surgery.

Schmoopie

I have to have my Tonsils taken out.

Uncle Leo

Voight, Jon

White spot on George's face - a discoloration

Springboard to a Superbowl sex romp

Yo Yo Ma

I'm too lazy to do the laundry

Al Roker

I can feel his Blood inside of me, Borrowing things from my Blood

Chinese restaurant

It's like asking where's Waldo

Entennman's, they have a case at the end of the aisle.

If you could you'd guzzle it by the gallon! Ovaltine! Hershey's!

Giddyup!

Look away I'm Hideous

It's an Entenmann's

And this offends you as a Jewish person?

Kruger Industrial Smoothing

All for the glorification of your massive ego

Manssiere

My Name is Bob!

It offends me as a comedian

Boy, a little too much chlorine in that gene Pool

Queen of the castle

RUSTY!.

Soup Nazi

failures until she's spit out the bottom of the porn industry

Umbrella spin

All for the glorification of your massive ego

Who's holding the baby?

Superbowl sex romp

You gotta see the baby!

The bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen

Alternate Side

You don't really have any Black friends

Cadillac