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Officer Minogue:

Sgt. Maaka:

Officer O'Leary & Minogue:

Officer Minogue:

Officer Minogue:

Officer Minogue:

You're always saying 'don't tase stuff'.

– Officer Minogue

Sgt. Maaka:

Officer O'Leary: So, um, we did respond to a call-out of something that was, perhaps, supernatural, like a ghost floating around. But our findings have determined that the nature of the entity was not actually of supernatural origin. No, it was a, um,

Officer Minogue : It's the police. We have pepper spray.

Officer O'Leary : Pepper spray? That's body spray, Minogue.

Officer Minogue : ...We have body spray. It smells bad.

Sgt. Maaka:

Officer Minogue:

Vampire dude:

Minogue & O'Leary:

Officer O'Leary:

Minogue & O'Leary:

Officer Minogue: So, uh, we appear to have come across a large circle within some crops. We're not quite sure what to call it.

Minogue & O'Leary:

Minogue: My name is not Kylie. It's Kyle? And the E is silent.

Sgt. Maaka: Okay, Parker, I've rigged this here cup of Milo with these sensors, so what you're looking for is concentric circles in a pattern, sort of like the Jurassic Park movie.
Constable Parker: So, do I drink it, or..? No? Oh!
Sgt. Maaka: No. Not at all. Not at all.

Minogue:

Minogue:

Minogue: I was returning the car to its rightful owner, when all of a sudden it started driving itself, um, speaking to me in a ghostly manner, uh, and going 60 kilometres per hour in a 50 k zone."

O'Leary:

Maaka: Once you're dead, you—you're not employed anymore, because you're dead.

Minogue & O'Leary:

O'Leary: So you had meat.

O'Leary & Maaka:

Officer Minogue : She's scaring me, O'Leary. Can you do your bad cop?

Officer O'Leary : Stop that, it's a bit scary.

Sgt. Maaka:

Victim: (to O'Leary) I was hoping that some would come and save me, or just help me. I would like to—
Nick: Come. (waves his hand in front of the victim's face) Everything is fine right now.
Victim: (to O'Leary; strained) Everything is actually fine right now. I'm okay. I mean, I asked to be put on this stake. And I'm not cold. I'm not afraid. I'm really looking forward to—
Nick: (waves his hand once more) Don't improvise.

Minogue:

Officer Minogue: We're kind of like Mulder and Scully. She's like Scully, because she's analytical, she's got the brains... And I'm a man with brown hair.

O'Leary & Minogue:

Drive-through girl: That way. -points towards the exit- This is a drive-through.

Minogue & O'Leary:

O'Leary & Minogue:

Maaka: Once you're dead, you—you're not employed anymore, because you're dead.

Minogue:

(Minogue gets thrown behind some rubbish bins)
O'Leary: We've got an officer down!
Minogue: (getting up) Officer back up!
O'Leary: (to camera) He's back up.

Minogue & O'Leary:

O'Leary:

Officer O'Leary: Is that your plan? That bell?

Sergeant Maaka: I've read up on antiquated laws, and right up to 1980, malicious bell-ringing was illegal in New Zealand!

Ghost Cop Miller: You can't do that! I'm arresting you for malicious bell-ringing!

O'Leary & Minogue:

O'Leary and The Pizza Guy:

Minogue & Pizza Guy:

Officer O'Leary:

You're not Obi-Wan Kenobi.

O'Leary:

Parker: So I'm jailbait?

The Pizza Delivery Guy:

O'Leary & The Pizza Guy:

(That Pizza Guy cracks me up)

Sergeant Maaka : [about a possible vampire] Did he Glamour you?
Officer Minogue : Like it was a glamorous makeover?
Officer O'Leary : No, not on mt watch.
Sergeant Maaka : No, no, "glamouring" is a hypnotic form of sorcery or spell. It's a power that's innate in vampires. They can use it to charm people, or even erase your memory.
Officer Minogue : Nah, I'd remember something like that.

Pizza Guy & Minogue:

O'Leary:

Minogue & O'Leary:

Can't call him a 'dummy', that's not very kind. Jacinda wouldn't like that.
– Officer Minogue

Demon/Werewolf Girl:

O'Leary:

Maaka: (pushes single digit)
Minogue: (questioningly) 5.
Maaka: (glances nervously at camera) D-don't, uh...

O'Leary:

Minogue:

O'Leary: Nono, the cable car, it'll be faster!
(cut to the cable car cabin a moment later)
Minogue: (to the camera) Pretty much any other way of coming down the hill would have been faster than this, but we made the call and now we gotta live with it.
O'Leary: Yeah, in hindsight this might not have been the best choice of pursuit vehicle, but, ahh, we're going to stick with it.

O'Leary:

Officer Minogue:

You do seem a little bit unwell, I mean what have you been up to tonight?

O'Leary & Minogue:

O’Leary: We’re sorry to inform you that your husband’s been, um... swallowed by the toilet.

Minogue & O'Leary:

Maaka: Seeing as nobody else knows about this in the entire world, I’m actually the world’s foremost expert on this phenomenon at this present time.

Officer Minogue: I don't really like ghosts. I don't even like eating cauliflower. It sort of reminds me of ghost broccoli.