Cory: Riley/Maya/Farkle, I've got a curriculum to teach to the whole class so either work out your issues on your own or go to the guidance counselor instead of taking up class time for it!

Riley: This doesn't concern me in the slightest so I'll just mind my own business and leave it alone!

Smackle: Lucas, you're such a deep, complex person!

Katy/Shawn/ Mr. Turner/ Anyone: Topanga, if you have such contempt and disdain for Cory, why don't you either get marriage counseling or, if that doesn't work, get divorced because staying in this rut isn't doing anyone in your family any favors?

Maya: Riley, today I'm going to do something more interesting than hang with you- like watch paint dry.

Topanga: Riley try to pretend as though your father and I bothered to teach you the slightest manners.

Maya: Farkle, how dumb can you get?

Maya: Why would anyone think Riley's all that- much less worship her?

Riley: Maybe I should work harder and apply myself instead of expecting other teachers to let me have my way and have Mom+ Dad pressure them if they don't!

Topanga: Maya, I hope you enjoyed coming into Riley's window for the last time because, if you can climb in, so can any cat burglar, rapist, kidnapper and home invader . Mr. Matthews and I are getting window locks today so you and all Riley's other friends will have to come through the front door and greet us like every other apartment dwelling teens' parents in Manhattan require.

Maya: You think my staying out of trouble and getting better grades means I'm becoming you?! You sure flatter yourself, Riley!

Maya: Riley, since you love Lucas 'like a brother' and you love me 'like a sister' then it should be no problem if Lucas and me love each other like lovers- and have familial visits with you from time to time at our own convenience instead of when you summon us with 'Bay WINDOW'!