Hank: "Rainey Street is hot."

Ted: (to Kahn)"...if you want Connie to get into Rice, just give them a ten thousand dollar donation."

Bill: "It's so hot to live in an up-and-coming neighborhood."

Hank: "Kahn, what are you doing in an El Camino?"

Kahn: "A Camino is a way of life.... I had you rednecks all wrong."

Kahn: "What do you say, Mihn? Will you be my redneck wife?"

Dooley: (to Connie)"Your dad is white trash."

Peggy: "This has got to stop, Hank. Abby Holliday said that Kahn is turning this street into another Belcher's Grove."
Hank: "I didn't keep novelty mailboxes out of this neighborhood just to see this happen."

Redneck: (to Kahn)"You ought to get yourself a place here in Belcher's Grove, where decent people live."

“That makes a whole lot of sense….A whole lot of nonsense!”
— Dale Gribble

Hank & Bobby:

“Hank: [Presses his tongs into the steak cooking on the grill] Firm but with a little give. Yup, these are medium-rare.

Bobby: What if somebody wants theirs well-done?

Hank: We ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave.”

Hank: "The boy ain't right."

Bill: "We're havin' war games this week."

Khan: "Kiss my ass!"

Hank: "If the United States Government did it, I'm sure they had a good reason."

Dale: "The fishin' rod was just bad."

Bill: "Now, look at me. I'm a big fat pantload, throwin' up in a sandbox."

Hank:

“I have a sense of humor. I laugh at Tony Danza.”