View Full Version : Ralph Kramden, a NY NBA fan? (Part 13)


Frank Gannucci
06-10-2021, 10:18 PM
(The Milwaukee Bucks beat the Brooklyn Nets 86-83.)

(Ralph is all upset after watching the game.)

Ralph: "What a heartbreaker Alice. The Nets could have tied it up but no. They faltered. Good thing that they still lead the series two games to one."

Alice: "Yes, Ralph think positive. You got to say that your Nets will advance."

Ralph: "You are right Alice. If it weren't for those pesky Bucks, the Nets would have won."

(Ed comes down. He blows his nose out of sadness.)

Ed: "Tough game Ralph. It's too bad that the series is guaranteed to go to a game 5. I wanted the Nets to sweep the series."

Ralph: "So did I. if they won game 3, that would be a death sentence for the Bucks."

Ed: "Too bad that we can't watch the games up close and in person in Milwaukee."

Ralph: "Yeah."

Ed: "You wouldn't be able to come home. You would be too fat after eating all the cheese in Milwaukee."

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)